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Post by Earthquake-GEAUX LSU TIGERS on Sept 13, 2005 15:00:10 GMT -5
-Wrestling is real -Elvis is alive and lives in Chattanooga -Space aliens are among us -Cows know more than they're letting on -Kentucky Fried Chicken now owned by Alabama -Cat does not taste like chicken -The next WWE Diva will come from American Idol -Nobody will care about the next WWE Diva -No, you shouldn't itch like that -Michael Jackson's nose found in McDonalds playground
Boy, am I bored! 'Quake
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arriba
Don Corleone
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Post by arriba on Sept 13, 2005 15:05:03 GMT -5
thats one thing i've always found funny, people saying wrestling is fake.. I'd like to see them take one of Vaders spud shots or do ANY aerial move without getting hurt
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Post by plushtar on Sept 13, 2005 15:09:12 GMT -5
I completely agree with you. One more thing, cat's ruin the plans of trolls who attempt to save bad movies.
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Amaru
Don Corleone
Amaru means "Thankful to God"
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Post by Amaru on Sept 13, 2005 16:41:36 GMT -5
Tupac is alive Illuminati and the 23 Non of us exist
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Sept 13, 2005 19:37:12 GMT -5
cats ruin the plans of trolls who attempt to save bad movies. "You're welcome!" - Perry Saturn
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 14, 2005 1:07:05 GMT -5
*Ed McMahon was the third gunman on the grassy knoll. *They have Hitler's brain alive in a jar. *Marissa Tomei won the Oscar because Jack Palence said the wrong name. *The secret ingredient in beef jerky is ground up earth worms. *If you play all of Abe Vigota's dialog in "Joe Vs The Volcano" backwards he tells you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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The Masked Jobber
Mephisto
I am the Brady Boone to Midnight Rose's Billy Jack Haynes.
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Post by The Masked Jobber on Sept 14, 2005 8:04:52 GMT -5
*Vince Mcmahon actually thinks the Katie vick angle would get his product over *blank fportunes in fortune cookies mean doom * a bright red full moon means there will be an *pardon the pun* earthquake somewhere in the world.
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Post by plushtar on Sept 14, 2005 21:02:14 GMT -5
^There must have been a bright red full moon on this board.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 14, 2005 22:10:44 GMT -5
* We never land it on the moon. Nasa just taped men in Space suits in some dessert. *The Moon is really made of Cheese *Michael Jackson is one of the aliens that live among us.
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Post by carybatista on Sept 16, 2005 12:06:33 GMT -5
Ken Kennedy will be WHC sooner than later:) Man is his finisher cool!
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Stotty
Unicron
This is what happens when you don't give Taker the hot tag
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Post by Stotty on Sept 16, 2005 22:00:47 GMT -5
we're not really talking to Quake. It's just RD. hows that for controversy?
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MolotovMocktail
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Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Sept 17, 2005 0:23:12 GMT -5
Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jerry Garcia, Kurt Cobain, Keith Moon, and John Bonham were all killed by the CIA.
Bruce and Brandon Lee were murdered as part of a joint US-China conspiracy.
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Stotty
Unicron
This is what happens when you don't give Taker the hot tag
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Post by Stotty on Sept 17, 2005 3:03:56 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff was the third gunman on the grassy knoll
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Post by jack22 on Sept 17, 2005 12:59:38 GMT -5
Headlice don't go onto clean peoples hair, thats just something people say to make dirty people with headlice feel better.
Like only ugly people say "true beauty is on the inside" and women always say that bald men are better in bed when theres a bald man around.
IT'S ALL LIES!!! DAMN THEM DAMN DAMN LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
He's back and better than ever!
Fear The Desecrator
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 17, 2005 20:08:29 GMT -5
that is the truth there. but you forgot Bob Marley
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Post by Tonite is sievetronix's night on Sept 18, 2005 1:52:59 GMT -5
snakeburgers are people! peeeoooopppllllleeee!
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Post by mrzombie on Sept 19, 2005 23:09:03 GMT -5
The dead will rize and vote republican!
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The Masked Jobber
Mephisto
I am the Brady Boone to Midnight Rose's Billy Jack Haynes.
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Post by The Masked Jobber on Sept 20, 2005 10:00:43 GMT -5
quake didn't really squash damien.. it was ricky steamboat's pet dragon.
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Post by aguamoose on Sept 20, 2005 16:06:03 GMT -5
the xfl was so sucsessfull the nfl paid vince to stop it ric flair really IS jimmy saville all your base really do belong to us
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The Masked Jobber
Mephisto
I am the Brady Boone to Midnight Rose's Billy Jack Haynes.
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Post by The Masked Jobber on Sept 21, 2005 9:25:36 GMT -5
The Invasion angle was realy succussful... Turnbuckles actually taste good... 123456 is someone actual combination to their luggage
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