The Official "cheer 'Quake up" thread

[Bobafett]

Now we all Love the big guy and we don't want him to feel sad here..nor do we want him to go..so I'm starting a thread..where you can put in jokes.ancedotes, funny rants or pictures..anything that'll give the Quakester a good ole chuckle,

so here goes for my first effort

time to reveal the infamous Manchester visit I happened to go on when I was 17..it was a bus trip set up by my fathers local pub to go and tour Old Trafford..home of Manchester United the soccer team

Well..first.the bus driver got lost and well we found this pub in ..the Moston Area of Manchester (which is nowhere near Old Trafford) and basicly stayed there..well most of em did..some went into the city centre (more on that later) but my father my brother and I decided to try and get to Old Trafford ourselves..

All I can say is its one hell of a hike..via the city centre..we got here..look us about 2 hours at least..the think is its so big you can see it miles away..so you are constantly thinking "its just around the corner".we got there but it had shut..but we got stuff at the Team shop, which wasn't too bad

Back to the lads from the city centre (after they gambled and hires prostitutes etc) but they returned with a Manchester guy who looked like Noel Gallagher from the Britsh Band Oasis (well he had the same haircut anyway) apparently he was out to get a gift for his wife in the city centre when the guys hijacked him and brought him to the pub, nothing wrong with that you say, well he lived in the other side of Manchester entirely, anyway they bought drinks for him the whole night and gave him cigarrettes (he never needed to pay for anything)..but was expected to dance n stuff whenever an Oasis track came on the juke box (I'm not making this up..and they contantly called him "Noel"..no-one knew his real name )

on top of that some of the guys were having their way with the local ladies, if it wasn't for the fact that she had to go with her mum somewhere I cpoulda been in there with a local girl..but I impressed her so much she gave me her signed pic of David May (a guy who was playing for Manchester United at the time..she knew his lil cousin),

anyway by the time the pub shut we shoulda been leaving..but the Bus Driver had went AWOL..turned out he was invited into the home of the mother of the girl I was talking to for a bit of ..well..need I say more? but we were still down 3 guys..one turned up with a local woman in tow and was for taking her on the bus (no problem..expect he was married) well..it got to a point we hads to leave..we stranded 2 guys down there (and from what I heard they were being accomodated by very accomodating women that night)

anyway on the road me we stopped off at a roadside cafe..you know those coffe pots with the plunger things..a guy tried to drink outta one of those with the plunger still up..took him 15 minutes to figure out you push the plunger down and pour it into a cup.thats how drunk he was

but spare a thought for poor "Noel"..think of it..imagine you came staggering home..a whole day late after going out to get a simple thing..and saying " a buch of Scotsmen hijacked me..give me drink and cigs all night and refused to let me leave"..would YOU believe him???


I'm sure you guys have ways of cheering the big guy up too

[viscera]

........ I'm not dropping my pants again

[Erik Majorwitz]

viscera said:

........ I'm not dropping my pants again

I might have to drop my lunch after seeing your avatar though.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

['Foretold' Joker]

Here's a Joke ....



A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!", says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

" Well, no" she says. "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so, " the doctor says "Your finger is broken."

[forgottensinpwf]

Who has such a cold heart that can't be cheered up by a puppy? who?

[Mr T L Wolf]

Recycle a smile today!

[Banned Member]

I was gonna say something,but I dont want to scare Quake away.

[GnarKill]

Smile!
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[tigermask]

Everyone loves babies!

[joecro2000]

If this doesnt make anyone laugh they are a cold heartless bastard

[slopslopslop]

The baby with the writing on his face reminds me of Kane the night he was unmasked

[quakefan]

Quake! Please come back, I just heard you quit the forums on wikipedia. Don't let them get a big guy like down quake we need the quake latest each and every day!

Hail to the Quake,

I'm a quake addict!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Baixo Astral]

Well, there are those who would say that some people are likely to enter those details on a Wiki profile because they dislike this board.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

wow, this thing has really gone to ****....

the situation, I mean, not the board

[themagnificentmoo]

Here's a nice football joke since LSU beat my favorite team.

Alabama football players spotted white powder while practicing before the LSU game. The team contacted government officials who ran tests and analyzed the substace while the team waited nervously in the locker room.

Many hours pass and the officials greeted the team and told that there was no harm in the substance and that the team would not see it for the rest of the year. As the team played happily on the field the officials laughed because the white powder was the Alabama End Zone.

[TuneinTokyo]

joecro2000 said:

If this doesnt make anyone laugh they are a cold heartless bastard

The baby looks like GG ALLIN

[Ultimo Chocula]

Oh man! Tokyo's right! He's been reborn!