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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 1, 2008 22:03:23 GMT -5
On one of the earlier Raws (after Mania 9) when HBK and Perfect fought out in the street, Vince I believe, told them to damage The Fink's brand new Caddy. So they did. After they were done filming the spot, which BTW they never informed anyone of, so they had to beat it when the cops arrived and left someone behind to explain, Vince calls Howard into the office and explains, "Curt and Shawn wrecked your car. I had no idea they were going to do it. I'm sorry". The Fink stood there, gathered himself and said, "Well, if it's good for business, I guess it's ok"...Finally Vince let him in a the joke and bought Fink a new Caddy.
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Post by johnnytightlips on Jan 1, 2008 22:13:21 GMT -5
I thought of another rib I heard from the AWA era.
During that time, Curt Hennig was putting locks on everything and Nick Bockwinkle personally tells him to not try to rib him or else. The AWA was having a show somewhere in Wisconsin and the wrestlers had to drive from Minnesota during heavy snowfall to get there. Marty, Shawn Michaels, & Curt drove together while Nick left earlier to get there. I guess Curt and the guys see Nick's car ahead of theirs on the way going to their next show driving slower than him. So they get closer to him and Marty hears a sound coming from Nick's car. When they get close enough to his car they see a lock on all sides of his door handles banging on the car door and one on his hood ornament banging on his front grill. Curt then beeps his horn and tells the guys to look at Nick. When he turns around, Nick has a lock right on his thick glasses (you have to hear Marty tell it for it to sound funny)
During that time, Vader and some ex-boxer turned wrestler (don't remember his name) had an argument in Curt's blazer over something. So the next day, Curt took both of their luggage bags (ones with the wheels and long handle) and put a lock between the handles. It was funny hearing that they had to walk in the airport together side-by-side since they didn't want to rip the handles off since they were Gucci bags and didn't have a lock cutter on hand.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 1, 2008 22:19:57 GMT -5
When Piper was starting out, one of the vets took him out to dinner. After, they finished eating, the vet suddenly falls to the ground foaming at the mouth. Piper realizes "Shit, I gotta get this guy outta here". Piper loads the vet into the car and takes off for the hospital. Once out of sight of the restaraunt, the vet sits up in the seat, wipes his mouth off and reaches into the glove compartment and marks off which diner he was just at.
Turns out that's how the vet got free meals. He'd drop an Alka-Seltzer in his mouth, fake a seizure and take off. He'd mark down which diners he did this to so he knew not to go back.Piper had no idea at first.
So kind of a rib on him....
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Post by wahoowah11 on Jan 1, 2008 22:24:37 GMT -5
When Piper was starting out, one of the vets took him out to dinner. After, they finished eating, the vet suddenly falls to the ground foaming at the mouth. Piper realizes "crap, I gotta get this guy outta here". Piper loads the vet into the car and takes off for the hospital. Once out of sight of the restaraunt, the vet sits up in the seat, wipes his mouth off and reaches into the glove compartment and marks off which diner he was just at. Turns out that's how the vet got free meals. He'd drop an Alka-Seltzer in his mouth, fake a seizure and take off. He'd mark down which diners he did this to so he knew not to go back.Piper had no idea at first. So kind of a rib on him.... wasnt that in one of the wcw magazines?
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 1, 2008 23:51:22 GMT -5
Someone will have to correct the details of this rib for me, if it is wrong.
In Stampede one time. Brian Pillman was set to go on a date after the show when Owen told him that he couldn't go out because he had to go to this retirement home and give a talk. The retirement home was way out in the middle of nowhere, causing Pillman to cancel his date. When Pillman arived at the retirement home late at night, the nurses told him there was no talk. So Pillman drove all the way back to the hotel he was staying at. But when he got to his room someone (Owen) had removed all the lightbulbs. So Pillman made his way to his bed with no lighting and as he opened the covers a dog jumped out and ran out of the room dressed with Pillmans ring vest. So Pillman chased this dog throughout the hotel tp get his ring vest back.
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Post by foster on Jan 2, 2008 0:46:01 GMT -5
Someone will have to correct the details of this rib for me, if it is wrong. In Stampede one time. Brian Pillman was set to go on a date after the show when Owen told him that he couldn't go out because he had to go to this retirement home and give a talk. The retirement home was way out in the middle of nowhere, causing Pillman to cancel his date. When Pillman arived at the retirement home late at night, the nurses told him there was no talk. So Pillman drove all the way back to the hotel he was staying at. But when he got to his room someone (Owen) had removed all the lightbulbs. So Pillman made his way to his bed with no lighting and as he opened the covers a dog jumped out and ran out of the room dressed with Pillmans ring vest. So Pillman chased this dog throughout the hotel tp get his ring vest back. That may be the greatest thing I've ever read
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 2, 2008 0:56:33 GMT -5
I actually just thought of a brilliant one from "Foley Is Good". It was at a house show with Foley taking on The Rock, Steve Austin, and Kane, and before the match, Rock does his typical Rock spiel, then Foley comes out and cuts some promo about how Rock talked about his "monkey ass", and Kane's "Big red retarded ass", and then said "Maybe it's true, maybe Rocky really does suck", and at some point worked in the line "Limpin' ain't easy!" ripping off the Godfather, which had all three guys busting up laughing in the middle of the ring. Then Austin comes out and starts to tell a story about his uncle, who was a fisherman, and how he came home one day after getting caught in a storm, and saying that "Shrimpin' ain't easy!" Foley said it was the closest he'd ever seen 4 grown "tough guys" act like 4 year olds, laughing their asses off. I probably forgot some lines inbetween all that.
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Post by thepaywindah on Jan 2, 2008 1:26:20 GMT -5
Someone in there also said "Chimpin' ain't easy." I think.
In the same book, he tells the story of "The Penis Suplex", and in fact an entire chapter is named for it.
The story goes one day Mick and Al Snow were in the locker room getting ready and Mick noticed that Snow didn't put a jock or any sort of underwear on underneath his usual singlet. For a while previously, Mick had noticed that Bob Holly thought of Foley and Snow's pranks on each other as infantile and was not at all quiet about it. As it happened, Foley and Snow were scheduled for a tag team match against 3 other teams that night. I forget who two of the teams were, but of course the other two were Foley/Snow and Bob Holly and Crash Holly.
So, Foley approaches Bob before the match and tells him what he noticed about how Al had dressed. The plan was to have Bob use this to prank Snow later that night. As the match progressed, it came to a point where Snow and Bob were the legal men. So Bob lifts Snow up for a delayed vertical suplex. And holds him there a long damned time. He then proceeds to grab the material over Al's crotch and move it to the side, revealing Snow's twig and berries for the entire arena to see. He then held him there for what probably seemed like an eternity to Snow before finally dropping him.
Apparently, Bob found that one pretty funny.
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Post by default on Jan 2, 2008 1:59:38 GMT -5
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 2, 2008 2:03:42 GMT -5
Someone in there also said "Chimpin' ain't easy." I think. In the same book, he tells the story of "The Penis Suplex", and in fact an entire chapter is named for it. The story goes one day Mick and Al Snow were in the locker room getting ready and Mick noticed that Snow didn't put a jock or any sort of underwear on underneath his usual singlet. For a while previously, Mick had noticed that Bob Holly thought of Foley and Snow's pranks on each other as infantile and was not at all quiet about it. As it happened, Foley and Snow were scheduled for a tag team match against 3 other teams that night. I forget who two of the teams were, but of course the other two were Foley/Snow and Bob Holly and Crash Holly. So, Foley approaches Bob before the match and tells him what he noticed about how Al had dressed. The plan was to have Bob use this to prank Snow later that night. As the match progressed, it came to a point where Snow and Bob were the legal men. So Bob lifts Snow up for a delayed vertical suplex. And holds him there a long damned time. He then proceeds to grab the material over Al's crotch and move it to the side, revealing Snow's twig and berries for the entire arena to see. He then held him there for what probably seemed like an eternity to Snow before finally dropping him. Apparently, Bob found that one pretty funny. Yeah, that's one of the more epic ribs of all time. I think the other two teams were the APA and the Dudleyz, but I'm not sure. And Foley swearing everyone involved to secrecy was the kicker to it.
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Post by default on Jan 2, 2008 2:20:10 GMT -5
On the topic of the supposed Patterson-Brawler story... with Owen/Bret/Duggan/Reed... I heard of a similar one taking place
Supposedly Duggan used his handyman skills to make several "toys" for the ring rats on the road including an infamous DILDO BLENDER. One night he got a ring rat and clued some of the boys across the hotel to his actions and had the curtain open for them to enjoy. I forget who all was supposedly over there except for Bret Hart, who was supposedly fascinated by the site.
Oh, and the rib where supposedly Hennig crapped in a bucket and left it under a WCW ring one night for Nitro since Warrior had to stay under the ring during the show up to the main event.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2008 2:22:03 GMT -5
When Piper was starting out, one of the vets took him out to dinner. After, they finished eating, the vet suddenly falls to the ground foaming at the mouth. Piper realizes "crap, I gotta get this guy outta here". Piper loads the vet into the car and takes off for the hospital. Once out of sight of the restaraunt, the vet sits up in the seat, wipes his mouth off and reaches into the glove compartment and marks off which diner he was just at. Turns out that's how the vet got free meals. He'd drop an Alka-Seltzer in his mouth, fake a seizure and take off. He'd mark down which diners he did this to so he knew not to go back.Piper had no idea at first. So kind of a rib on him.... wasnt that in one of the wcw magazines? Maybe. I read it in Piper's book, though.
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Post by Raja Lion on Jan 2, 2008 2:44:09 GMT -5
On the topic of the supposed Patterson-Brawler story... with Owen/Bret/Duggan/Reed... I heard of a similar one taking place Supposedly Duggan used his handyman skills to make several "toys" for the ring rats on the road including an infamous DILDO BLENDER. One night he got a ring rat and clued some of the boys across the hotel to his actions and had the curtain open for them to enjoy. I forget who all was supposedly over there except for Bret Hart, who was supposedly fascinated by the site. Oh, and the rib where supposedly Hennig crapped in a bucket and left it under a WCW ring one night for Nitro since Warrior had to stay under the ring during the show up to the main event. read the great list of wrestling sleaze much? lol its a great list, not a knock www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 2, 2008 2:56:38 GMT -5
On the topic of the supposed Patterson-Brawler story... with Owen/Bret/Duggan/Reed... I heard of a similar one taking place Supposedly Duggan used his handyman skills to make several "toys" for the ring rats on the road including an infamous DILDO BLENDER. One night he got a ring rat and clued some of the boys across the hotel to his actions and had the curtain open for them to enjoy. I forget who all was supposedly over there except for Bret Hart, who was supposedly fascinated by the site. Oh, and the rib where supposedly Hennig crapped in a bucket and left it under a WCW ring one night for Nitro since Warrior had to stay under the ring during the show up to the main event. The Hennig one's real. I've read an interview with Curt talking about it and I believe Scott Norton, of all people, was under the ring with him, and said it happened. There was another one about...Brian Knobbs, I think, one of the Nasty Boys, anyways, that Hennig was involved in, but I can't remember it.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2008 3:05:56 GMT -5
This one may or may not be true......
During the WWF hotline days Owen was working the phones and dialed up his dad. Apparently they could dial out...long distance no less. Anyway, Owen dials up Stu, who was upset about a proposed storyline involving Davey, Owen and Diana. Owen hands the phone to Jimmy Cornette and Stu starts in on him. Cornette doesn't realize exactly who it is and starts talking about the storyline, "Oh yeah, we're gonna have Owen and Diana go at it. Diana's gonna stick her hands down Owen's pants" so on and so forth. Really pushing an incest angle....Stu's getting royally pissed off. Cornette is laughing his ass off at the guy yelling at him. He covers the phone, "Who is this??" Owen says, "It's Stu". Cornette still doesn't believe him. At some point, Cornette finally realizes it actually is Stu, utters an apology and hangs up.
I may have some details wrong there, but that's the jist of it. It was in Diana Hart's book, so it probably makes it 80/20 it's bullshit. Though, it could have happened.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 2, 2008 9:00:10 GMT -5
i heard one where owen hart was sharing a hotel room with luger, and got a bit bored, so he decided to borrow a load of the female wrestlers' underwear (after making them promise not to tell luger), and then take about twenty polaroids of his own bare crotch. he then hid them under his bed, and waited till luger was packing. anyway, while luger was packing, owen goes over to the phone and says into it "yeah, he's right here. i'll get him now" then tells luger that they want him in the lobby. so while he's out, owen empties lugers suitcase, throws a cutlery set that he'd bought especially for the rib in the bottom of the case, covers the set with the underwear and the polaroids, then puts lex's stuff back on top. anyway, when they get to the airport, they go through the metal detectors, of course setting them off, and security is called in to search luger's luggage in front of a huge crowd of people. needless to say, lex wasn't too pleased.
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Post by Throwback on Jan 2, 2008 14:24:30 GMT -5
after terry funk "retired" he was working as a stunt coordinator in hollywood. during one meeting he told a co worker that he would put $100 on the table. He then told his co worker that if he could close his eyes, stick out his finger and take two steps, then put his fingerr down on the money he could have it. So the co worker stood up, closed his eyes, stuck out his finger. while he was doing that, Funk stood up and pulled down his pants and bent over the table. when the co worker took the two steps he put his finger right in the Funkers bum.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 2, 2008 15:18:34 GMT -5
Piper tells a good story about how great of a ribber Fuji used to be, and to get him back, one day it was snowing, and the y took Fuji's rental car an put in on cinderblocks, then covered the tire ares with snow, so you couldn't tell the tires weren't there. Instead of diggin his car out, Fujit just tried to drive away. That reminds me of another Fuji story involving a car. I don't have detail memorized, but it goes basically like this... Fuji had a new guy stay with him with the promise that the rookie would drive Fuji to the show the next day. The nexy day comes and Fuji gives the man the directions to get there and they make the 5 hour drive, arriving just in time for the show to start. The show happens and afterwards Fuji thanks the man and offers to drive on the way home. The trip takes 15 minutes. That's hilarious to me. Fuji sacrificed his day just to take this guy on a wild goose chase. That's dedication. And that was before GPS and Mapquest. Genius.
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Post by B'Cup x on Jan 2, 2008 16:05:58 GMT -5
I love Owen hart
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Post by Slammywinner on Jan 2, 2008 16:39:55 GMT -5
I have a Roddy Piper ones I like.
When Roddy got his first audition with WWF, he was suppossed to go out and play his bag pipes down to the ring. Freddy Blasie asked him to check out the pipes before he went down, feigning curiousity. Piper let him and took the pipes down to the ring. But when he tried to play, they didn't make a sound. Thus he had no ring entrance to speak of except broken bag pipes. WWF decided not to hire him as a result. Turns out the when Freddy was examining the pipes, he stuffed wading in the air holes. It took Piper 10 years before getting another shot in the federation.
At Wrestlemania 6, Piper painted half his body black as part of his rivalry with Bad News Brown. It was special make up that was desined to not come off with sweat or water so it would last the entire match without much wear. While the match went on, WWF agent Arnie Skaaland dumped out the make up remover. Piper had to stay half black for weeks of scrubbing in the shower.
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