rko
Don Corleone
DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
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Post by rko on Dec 27, 2007 17:39:51 GMT -5
turn him back into the american badass gimmick, then just run his ass down.
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Dec 27, 2007 19:27:49 GMT -5
Why is it that the Undertaker is the only wrestler unable to be killed, yet also the only one people ever actually *try* to kill.
One day after a big Undertaker gimmick match, I want someone to lock Funaki in a wooden box and set it on fire. When the medics and fire officers are removing him blackened corpse from the remains of the box I want to see the wrestler in question try to explain he was just doing what he saw other guys doing on TV in a match.
"But, they did it to Undertaker, and he was okay. I just wanted to fit in"
"Dammit son, you can't go around doing whatever you see on TV." *turns to face camera* "And that's a lesson all you children at home should learn today as well"
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Post by joeman on Dec 27, 2007 20:12:08 GMT -5
Why is it that the Undertaker is the only wrestler unable to be killed, yet also the only one people ever actually *try* to kill. One day after a big Undertaker gimmick match, I want someone to lock Funaki in a wooden box and set it on fire. When the medics and fire officers are removing him blackened corpse from the remains of the box I want to see the wrestler in question try to explain he was just doing what he saw other guys doing on TV in a match. "But, they did it to Undertaker, and he was okay. I just wanted to fit in" "Dammit son, you can't go around doing whatever you see on TV." *turns to face camera* "And that's a lesson all you children at home should learn today as well" Yeah, and why does it take an army to kill the Undertaker? I mean Yokozuna needed all the heels to take down the Undertaker. What the hell is up with that? And people complain about Cena's Superman gimmick.
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Post by plushtar on Dec 28, 2007 12:38:54 GMT -5
Why is it that the Undertaker is the only wrestler unable to be killed, yet also the only one people ever actually *try* to kill.I always felt that the TNA roster is trying to kill Abyss. Pretty soon, the bookers will tire of using Reign & Rellik, and probably look towards the Knockout Division; possibly Roxxi & ODB trying to kill him.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 28, 2007 12:58:25 GMT -5
Show him pictures of Vickie naked. Simple, yet effective.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 28, 2007 13:36:09 GMT -5
I got it!
How do you kill the Undertaker?
...with kindness.
"You're looking rather emaciated today." "Is that a new raven on your perch? He really compliments those dark circles under your eyes." "The druids were mentioning this but...have you lost weight?"
Just like that.
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Post by joeman on Dec 28, 2007 14:56:38 GMT -5
Why is it that the Undertaker is the only wrestler unable to be killed, yet also the only one people ever actually *try* to kill.I always felt that the TNA roster is trying to kill Abyss. Pretty soon, the bookers will tire of using Reign & Rellik, and probably look towards the Knockout Division; possibly & ODB trying to kill him. Except Abyss doesn't tap into the dark powers the Undertaker does.
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
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Post by The QC Loser on Dec 28, 2007 15:25:52 GMT -5
Can the virus kill the undertaker? Nothing can kill the undertaker. Now this press confrence is over
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Post by Call Of Orion on Dec 28, 2007 15:30:36 GMT -5
AIDS
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 28, 2007 16:42:36 GMT -5
Can the virus kill the undertaker? Nothing can kill the undertaker. Now this press confrence is over The Undertaker > The Grimace
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Post by paulbearer on Dec 31, 2007 19:58:08 GMT -5
"Sign the guest book , it's time for a funeral !"
"Hulkamania is DEAD and I LOVE it !"
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Dec 31, 2007 23:50:27 GMT -5
Show him pictures of Vickie naked. Simple, yet effective. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Winner!
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Post by wolfmoon103100 on Dec 31, 2007 23:53:36 GMT -5
Make him watch suburban commando over and over.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Jan 1, 2008 15:59:03 GMT -5
Apparently only Hepatitis can harm the UNDAHTAKUH
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Post by Jaffa is behind you. on Jan 1, 2008 16:06:53 GMT -5
1. Lock Undertaker in box. 2. Put box in scary warehouse with numerous boxes that look just like the aforementioned one. 3. ?? 4. PROFIT!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2008 16:10:52 GMT -5
1. Lock Undertaker in box. 2. Put box in scary warehouse with numerous boxes that look just like the aforementioned one. 3.have him researched by TOP MEN 4. PROFIT! fixed.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 1, 2008 16:16:41 GMT -5
Wait, does Ric Flair still have his Black Scorpion gear?
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 1, 2008 17:29:15 GMT -5
This is actually the WWE's greatest ever storyline, they have left many clues about this over the years.
It's fairly obvious that Kane, God, Mideon's eye symbol, IRS' briefcase, Booker T's voodoo powers, HHH, the giant eclectic chair from that KOTR, Owen Hart's slammys and Hornswaggle sacrificing his life will all be involved in the build-up.
Matt Hardy will then deliver the final nail in the casket as he's the only other wrestler that can't die, Vince will then be revealed as the higher power behind the whole scheme.
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Post by phenomphan on Jan 1, 2008 18:10:41 GMT -5
I don't think Undertaker will ever be killed off. Even when he does retire, I can see him "coming back from the dead" a few years later as a special appearance. It'll be interesting to see how they end his career though, mainly because I'm not sure if they'll break kayfabe or not.
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