Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 18:24:08 GMT -5
This how TNA should bring him in if he's really released (I dont believe it). Mitchell announces that Abyss has another secret... then on PPV, he reveals it. Abyss...YOU HAVE A BROTHER! Lashley debuts as Abyss' brother. Sounds about right for TNA logic. ;D |
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 18:25:29 GMT -5
How long before the rumors that HHH had something to do with this make the rounds? About five seconds no doubt  |
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Post by MGH on Jan 23, 2008 18:26:10 GMT -5
You know what would be perfect here? A clip from House... that episode where he's treating a major league pitcher. He comes in the room and says professional athletes spend millions trying to hide steroid use... but there's one thing they can't hide. Then he pulls off the guy's bedsheet and says "Hypo-gonadism! Steroids shrink the testicles." Considering what girl a Lashley's being, it fits on multiple levels. $$$  |
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 18:27:47 GMT -5
Wikipedia has confirmed this, so it's now 100% fact. Inded, 'tis Wiki approved. |
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 18:28:52 GMT -5
Maybe Bobbly Lashley quit but forgot to tell WWE! LMAO! |
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 18:30:17 GMT -5
So it is true then. He must really want this MMA career. Yup, just like Lesnar LOL. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2008 18:34:49 GMT -5
I texted this news to my friend Dave. And he was so moved that he called from work to let me know just how happy he was. I actually like Lashley, but this made me laugh. |
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Post by machinegun on Jan 23, 2008 18:35:48 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing Lashley as a jobber for a while
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Post by Loki on Jan 23, 2008 18:43:56 GMT -5
Let me the 1535th to say "Yessss!"
Whatever the reason was (wellness policy?), I'm glad I won't see him on WWE, at least for now.
He was probably talented, but lacked that "it" factor. And contrary to a very popular myth around here, his muscles didn't save his spot, actually they may have lost it...
Good luck to Bobby Lashley for his career, be it on TNA (ahahah I'd LOVE to read "TNA hires a former World Champion" headline soon) or in MMA or anywhere.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 23, 2008 18:58:48 GMT -5
No mention on wwe.com yet. So did Bob Holly beat Umaga last year at WrestleMania? If so, then Holly had one busy night. Kennedy beat Punk, Matt, Jeff, Finlay, Orton, Edge, and Booker Holly in a Ladder match. Benoit Holly beat MVP Dreamer, Sandman Holly, RVD Holly, and Sabu Holly beat Thorn, Burke, Striker, and Cor Von Holly Lashley Holly beat Umaga Also, Masters Holly, Eugene Holly, Cryme Tyme Holly, Brooke Holly, Trinity Holly, Krystal Holly, Daivari Holly, Scotty Holly, Sylvan Holly, Vito Holly, and Holly Holly all served as Lumberjacks/Lumberjills. Give Holly a hand for all that hard work. Holly also broke the Master Lock. Lashley is quitting partly due to WWE firing Kristal, because she refused to do her job? Just repeating what's been said, Lashley should learn a lesson from Lawler. I hated Lashley's nonstop push. He delivered some entertaining moments, the Lashley vs Umaga match at Wrestlemania. But he was much better as the US champ on Smackdown. And in the meantime this secures Jeff Hardy's spot as a main eventer, even more. |
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Mother
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Post by Mother on Jan 23, 2008 19:00:53 GMT -5
I'm not going to even lie, I'm happy right now.
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Post by krazysane on Jan 23, 2008 19:02:10 GMT -5
Only 19 pages so far? Come on this is Bobby Lashley people!!
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 23, 2008 19:17:33 GMT -5
If so, then Holly had one busy night. Kennedy beat Punk, Matt, Jeff, Finlay, Orton, Edge, and Booker Shelton Benjamin in a Ladder match. Benoit Holly beat MVP Dreamer, Sandman Holly, RVD Holly, and Sabu Holly beat Thorn, Burke, Striker, and Cor Von Holly Lashley Holly beat Umaga Also, Masters Holly, Eugene Holly, Cryme Tyme Holly, Brooke Holly, Trinity Holly, Krystal Holly, Daivari Holly, Scotty Holly, Sylvan Holly, Vito Holly, and Holly Holly all served as Lumberjacks/Lumberjills. Give Holly a hand for all that hard work. Holly also broke the Master Lock. Lashley is quitting partly due to WWE firing Kristal, because she refused to do her job? Just repeating what's been said, Lashley should learn a lesson from Lawler. I hated Lashley's nonstop push. He delivered some entertaining moments, the Lashley vs Umaga match at Wrestlemania. But he was much better as the US champ on Smackdown. And in the meantime this secures Jeff Hardy's spot as a main eventer, even more. Ya know what this calls for:  Also: Fixed. |
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Post by macdaddysquid on Jan 23, 2008 19:20:26 GMT -5
I liked lashley, he was talented, this is poopy
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Post by The Line on Jan 23, 2008 19:22:14 GMT -5
whoa. thats crazy.
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Post by Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers on Jan 23, 2008 19:25:55 GMT -5
How long before the rumors that HHH had something to do with this make the rounds? About five seconds no doubt People only blame Trips when bad stuff happens. A lot of people like this. Thus, Trips cannot possibly be behind it. |
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La Plus Heureuse
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Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Jan 23, 2008 19:55:07 GMT -5
Goombai, Lashley. Thanks for playing. Your consolation gift was delivered by RKOwned and is in your gear bag.
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Post by KingPopper on Jan 23, 2008 19:57:53 GMT -5
Wasn't he just about to return? Like at the Rumble? Oh well.
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 23, 2008 20:02:02 GMT -5
The best part of this is that it pretty much ensures Hardy's push will continue, as he won't have to compete with Lashley for time on the program.
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Post by Heinekenrana on Jan 23, 2008 20:30:17 GMT -5
My whole prediction about this Lashley mess: In ten years, my kids will be watching ONS 3 or something of that ilk and hear Lashley's music, look up at me in puzzlement, ask, "WHO?" - much like I did once with The Hunchbacks - and then carry on about their daily lives blowing things up and beating up other kids.
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