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Post by The Doctor on Feb 6, 2008 13:37:29 GMT -5
I'd probably mark, quite heavily, if Umaga won the Elimination Chamber.
Obviously I'd mark to the point of no return if Jeff won though.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2008 13:43:33 GMT -5
Umaga, hes too goofy to be scary. Snitsky at least LOOKS like a monster. Umaga is on TV so much since his debut that theres no mystique to his monsterishness anymore. Didn't think about that. If I had a second choice, it would be Youmanga Mark Henry. I noticed that he actually has more screen time than anyone else and is just inserted into every situation where a gap exists. Fixed for accuracy. I picked Mark Henry because I can't remember the last time he was on the winning side of anything. This is a good poll, actually making me think. Snitsky - with the ugly face, the pimples on his back and chicken legs, is just gross, not scary. He's got a Kevin Nash body with the face of Freddy Kruger and the teeth of George "Can't-stand-ya's" gym teacher. Check his bag, I think he's got "Tropic of Cancer" in there. Mark Henry, Umaga, Big Daddy V - long losing streaks do not make you intimidating. A big torso is just a bigger target. At least Mark Henry has a cool theme. Great Khali - Yao Ming on the juice. Giant Gonzalez without the Bigfoot bodysuit. He, at least, LOOKS the part of a killer. He's just too damn "methodical" (Jim Ross' polite way of saying, "slow and boring".) Kane - Well, he's got the pyro. He looks like Finlay while getting his head squashed by Khali. And the back story behind his character is pretty frightening. |
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Post by decemberguy on Feb 6, 2008 14:30:49 GMT -5
I voted Snitsky, because he's booked like Albert. A big ugly bruiser guy, who's there to lose. How long was Albert gone before they brought in Snitsky anyway?
Is Festus a monster?
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Feb 6, 2008 15:28:27 GMT -5
It's hard for me to look at Big Daddy V and be scared.
He was a nobody as Mabel
He was a nobody as Vicera
He might have started out as somthing with both charaters but he became a jobber as both. I would rather wish him the best and see someone else out there every time.
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doytch
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Post by doytch on Feb 6, 2008 15:37:20 GMT -5
shawn micheals he does not look like a cowboy.
he is a hairy barbie doll
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Post by AriadosMan on Feb 6, 2008 16:03:20 GMT -5
shawn micheals he does not look like a cowboy. he is a hairy barbie doll Who is this "Shawn Micheals" you speak of? I only know of Shawn Michaels  |
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Post by doytch on Feb 6, 2008 16:06:15 GMT -5
shawn micheals he does not look like a cowboy. he is a hairy barbie doll Who is this "Shawn Micheals" you speak of? I only know of Shawn Michaels very funny very not funny they make shawn act strong. the man is a bad wrestler like batista. he should have to lose every match like santino and maria |
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Post by AriadosMan on Feb 6, 2008 16:21:17 GMT -5
very funny very not funny they make shawn act strong. the man is a bad wrestler like batista. he should have to lose every match like santino and maria Did you just compare HBK to Batista?!? Do you honestly think Batista could do an hour-long ironman match like HBK had with Cena? I know the guy has a tendency to act like a jerk, but your comments are seriously ignorant. |
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Feb 6, 2008 16:29:18 GMT -5
Leave Doytch alone!!
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Post by kittylimits on Feb 6, 2008 16:29:27 GMT -5
lol @ the overwhelming response for Snitsky
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Post by krazysane on Feb 6, 2008 16:34:31 GMT -5
Kane- If I saw him in a alley behind fire, I would run away
Mark Hernry- If I saw a man this huge in the streets looking like he was going to kick my ass, id be scared
Khali- if this guy just stood there an looked down on me and put up his arms I would be scared
Big Daddy V - If i saw this guy at a pool or ocean, I would laugh at how fat he is
Umaga - If I were in the woods and this savage started running towards me I would shit my pants
Snitsky- If I saw this guy behind me in a store i wouldnt care. (this has happened, twice)
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Feb 6, 2008 16:35:03 GMT -5
Kane. I don't find bald guys with outie belly buttons that intimidating
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Post by Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers on Feb 6, 2008 16:41:12 GMT -5
You know in real life mark henry would probably be the least intimidating. I mean granted the dude is huge and monstrously strong but from all I have heard he is a really nice guy. Now why would I ever be afraid of a really nice guy? Now granted he could kill me quite easily, but there is no way he would go all out in a normal fight. I've heard the same thing about Khali. Supposedly he's a great guy, even donates a lot of his money to charity. I haven't heard either way about Kane, but I'd be very surprised if a guy who's so unselfish as to NOT want the title and want to help put over some new stars wasn't a good guy in real life. The only one I've heard bad things about IRL is that Youmanga got fired once upon a time because he beat the hell out of a cop and they didn't want someone with that image. I suppose it's possible the cop was sleeping with his wife or something, but people that beat up police tend to be douches. |
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Post by mediamaven on Feb 6, 2008 16:53:10 GMT -5
Snitsky is just a super JTTS.....I have never taken him as a serious contender to anything, except maybe getting an endorsement deal for backne (back acne) cream.
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 6, 2008 17:44:35 GMT -5
They've "Abyss'd" Snitsky already.
The most prevailent form of being Abyss'd is jobbing on a weekly basis to Jeff Hardy.
I want the Long Bearded, demented, Foot Fetish, loveable oaf, who recited funny poetry, and was often caught in ultimately humorous situations.
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Post by bubbles on Feb 6, 2008 20:03:18 GMT -5
Snitsky, he's less monster, more dentists wet dream.
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Post by Godhand on Feb 6, 2008 20:17:11 GMT -5
You know in real life mark henry would probably be the least intimidating. I mean granted the dude is huge and monstrously strong but from all I have heard he is a really nice guy. Now why would I ever be afraid of a really nice guy? Now granted he could kill me quite easily, but there is no way he would go all out in a normal fight. I've heard the same thing about Khali. Supposedly he's a great guy, even donates a lot of his money to charity. I haven't heard either way about Kane, but I'd be very surprised if a guy who's so unselfish as to NOT want the title and want to help put over some new stars wasn't a good guy in real life. The only one I've heard bad things about IRL is that Youmanga got fired once upon a time because he beat the hell out of a cop and they didn't want someone with that image. I suppose it's possible the cop was sleeping with his wife or something, but people that beat up police tend to be douches. Umaga was doing a samoan thug gimmick at the time so you would think this would have helped the character. I mean in the short time Nathan jOnes was there they never stopped mentioning his time in prison. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 6, 2008 21:01:01 GMT -5
How long do you think it will be before they finally give up on trying to push Snitsky as a "monster"?
Seriously, when you've already been jobbed out to 7/8 of the roster, it's hard to be considered a "monster".
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 6, 2008 21:08:37 GMT -5
Kane.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2008 21:16:06 GMT -5
Snitsky
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