Ashley, Beth Phoenix and a giant sized magnet...

[Avalanche Alvarez]

seano said:

At WrestleMania, I want to see a spot during the Bunnymania match where:

- Melina holds Ashley in place
- Beth pulls a comically oversized (like, Looney Tunes crazy here) magnet out of her pocket
- Beth aims it as Ashley...
- ...and the metal in Ashley's lips just gets torn right out.

Or
- the first 3
- Ashley's face gets stuck to the magnet
- Beth flings the giant magnet and Ashley like a discus out into the 17th row
- Mickie runs in, rolls Beth up and pins her, becoming the new WWE women's championship

;D

(I had no idea where to put this thought, so apologies. But come on......giant oversized magnet.......you can't contain that in a general WM thread, man.....)

At least you're booking an entertaining women's division match.
And if Hornswaggle can disappear through a hole he sprays in the wall, then why not this?

[lildude8218]

drtompki said:

lildude8218 said:

so everyone is just forgetting the fact that Beth has a titanium plate in her jaw?

I have titanium all over my face as well. It is non-magnetic. If it was not, the four MRIs I had done since getting the titanium would have been.....unpleasant.

We're talking about a "cartoon magnet" here. And a completely off the wall situation. Real life things wouldn't really matter.

Most people wouldn't know that titanium isn't magnetic anyway. I didn't even know it was a titanium plate until I looked in her bio. So one could just say "Beth has a metal plate in her jaw" and it would be fine then too.

[seano]

lildude8218 said:

drtompki said:

I have titanium all over my face as well. It is non-magnetic. If it was not, the four MRIs I had done since getting the titanium would have been.....unpleasant.

We're talking about a "cartoon magnet" here. And a completely off the wall situation. Real life things wouldn't really matter.

Thank you for keeping to the intended spirit of the thread, sir. ;D


Although, really, wouldn't a giant cartoon magnet somehow attract and latch onto Ashley's cement cans anyway?

[greeby]

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't believe that they didn't decide to can the whole Playboy thing and just pick Mickie James. I really can't understand why she's getting buried so much.

And yes, unlike most of the people who have that thrown on them, Mickie is getting buried. Unless she has an injury (and I haven't heard she was hurt), there's no excuse for it.

Ah, but it works out better for her in the long-term. Because I don't predict Ashley will have much of a future with the E after Wrestlemania (If I honestly thought she had something of merit going, wouldn't be saying that), she's been there three years and is just plain not good at anything. And Maria is not going to be put in serious contention for the title.

[Dr. T is an alien]

seano said:

lildude8218 said:

We're talking about a "cartoon magnet" here. And a completely off the wall situation. Real life things wouldn't really matter.

Thank you for keeping to the intended spirit of the thread, sir. ;D


Although, really, wouldn't a giant cartoon magnet somehow attract and latch onto Ashley's cement cans anyway?

Only if she has re-enforced concrete in them, which she just might.

[Joekishi]

pushvalvenis said:

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't believe that they didn't decide to can the whole Playboy thing and just pick Mickie James. I really can't understand why she's getting buried so much.

And yes, unlike most of the people who have that thrown on them, Mickie is getting buried. Unless she has an injury (and I haven't heard she was hurt), there's no excuse for it.

Mickie is ignored because when she got naked, it wasn't for the children!



THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I'm thinking arby's

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basicboogeynomix said:

pushvalvenis said:

Mickie is ignored because when she got naked, it wasn't for the children!



THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I'm thinking arby's

If the one thread where a swarm of people got angry at someone for one of those jokes is any indication...hey man, wanna buy a nuke?

Seriously though...I can't believe it. Someone used that joke correctly! Holy shit! Is the world going to end?!

[Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep!]

I'd rather her paint a Hot Topic storefront on the wall and watch Ashley bash into it.

[seano]

greeby said:

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't believe that they didn't decide to can the whole Playboy thing and just pick Mickie James. I really can't understand why she's getting buried so much.

And yes, unlike most of the people who have that thrown on them, Mickie is getting buried. Unless she has an injury (and I haven't heard she was hurt), there's no excuse for it.

Ah, but it works out better for her in the long-term. Because I don't predict Ashley will have much of a future with the E after Wrestlemania (If I honestly thought she had something of merit going, wouldn't be saying that), she's been there three years and is just plain not good at anything.

But weren't a lot of people predicting her impending firing after that disasterous disaster of a match at WM23? And yet a year later...........she gets another chance to slay our senses at WM24.

[Steveweiser]

I was thinking anything other than Candice would be an improvement. So I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to Candice right now.

[Red Impact]

chainsawiscaw said:

I still can't believe that they didn't decide to can the whole Playboy thing and just pick Mickie James. I really can't understand why she's getting buried so much.

And yes, unlike most of the people who have that thrown on them, Mickie is getting buried. Unless she has an injury (and I haven't heard she was hurt), there's no excuse for it.

This is WWE logic you're arguing against. The only way the non-wrestling fan will care about wrestling is if they can sexualize it to swing the hormones.

You see, if they can't do a playboy gimmick every year, no one will watch!!!

[Stu]

Considering WWE is insisting on using the Playboy gimmick, the only ways this match could have worked would be:

1: Christy Hemme stuck around.

2: Playboy were to give in and let Victoria pose.

3: Mickie's earlier pics would've been acceptable.

4: We got the Extreme Expose pictorial instead.

5: Ashley were to never have posed to begin with, or been eliminated from Survivor early, or hired at all.

*And I did not forget about Sable, Torrie or Chyna. But I'll let all of you come up with excuses involving them.

[Joekishi]

mightykretzler said:

basicboogeynomix said:

I'm thinking arby's

If the one thread where a swarm of people got angry at someone for one of those jokes is any indication...hey man, wanna buy a nuke?

Seriously though...I can't believe it. Someone used that joke correctly! Holy crap! Is the world going to end?!

I mean it was a pretty damn perfect set up though

[Push R Truth]

basicboogeynomix said:

mightykretzler said:

If the one thread where a swarm of people got angry at someone for one of those jokes is any indication...hey man, wanna buy a nuke?

Seriously though...I can't believe it. Someone used that joke correctly! Holy crap! Is the world going to end?!

I mean it was a pretty damn perfect set up though

I thought it was quite funny. It just worked.

[Lance Uppercut]

greeby said:

Who on earth thought Ashley was a good choice for a Wrestlemania match? The fact that they had to have a man just on the right side of 60 carry the TV match for the faces tells you all you need to know

well she was the original character in this storyline, then they replaced her with Candice when she got injured, and coincidentally replaced candice with Ashlee when she got injured.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Replace "giant-sized magnet" with "tub of banana cream pudding" and then you'll be on to something.

[doytch]

ashley gets lose and thrown back into the ocean

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tmizzle521 said:

you know what i want to see?

not this match.

Can't hurt to say it again.

[Next Level was WRONG]

doytch said:

ashley gets lose and thrown back into the ocean

I'd mark.

[MysteryPartner]

nextlevel said:

doytch said:

ashley gets lose and thrown back into the ocean

ashley would be wet