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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Apr 26, 2008 6:50:16 GMT -5
Is that so? I've spoken with my charge, Mr. Karl Gotch, and he told me that he thoroughly enjoyed stretching Akira Taue last week, and he'd be more then happy to put Kobashi or Abdullah through their paces. That is, if Lou Thesz decides he'd like to wrestle a full match this time around, rather then just taking in the action from the apron. You tell Mr. Gotch, that it's going to be hard to strech Abdullah, when a fork is being jammed in your head. Mr. Gotch says that Abdullah the Butcher will have a helluva time grabbing a fork when he's being strangled by his own rolls of fat.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2008 8:12:04 GMT -5
You tell Mr. Gotch, that it's going to be hard to strech Abdullah, when a fork is being jammed in your head. Mr. Gotch says that Abdullah the Butcher will have a helluva time grabbing a fork when he's being strangled by his own rolls of fat. You know Gotch, all that streching shall be useless when a chair is bashed over your head repeatedly. All of that streching shall be useless when I claw at your shoulder muscles. All of that streching shall be useless when I Samoan Drop you. And Gotch, this match will be pointless, when The Sudanese Meat Clever is dropped onto your throat.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 26, 2008 9:18:08 GMT -5
Seinen Alliance? Get your two members picked, because you're taking on Team Legend now!
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 26, 2008 12:20:54 GMT -5
Seinen Alliance? Get your two members picked, because you're taking on Team Legend now! Uh...me and Kobashi!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 26, 2008 12:51:26 GMT -5
Seinen Alliance? Get your two members picked, because you're taking on Team Legend now! Commissioner, you give them the match they want. Why not us? We wish to cash in our rematch in2/3 falls. Why are we being denied? Simple question, and we want a fair and simple answer.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 26, 2008 14:28:43 GMT -5
Seinen Alliance? Get your two members picked, because you're taking on Team Legend now! Commissioner, you give them the match they want. Why not us? We wish to cash in our rematch in2/3 falls. Why are we being denied? Simple question, and we want a fair and simple answer. The fair and simple answer is, it's easy for me to put two teams against each other when there's not huge title implications on the line. The situation between Kimono Mutilation and Roaring Warriors is an tough one, because I've had to consider the implications of giving champions rematch clauses that they can use ad nauseum. If your two teams keep trading off the belts and have single match title reigns, then how is it fair to the other teams out there and to our audience? Answer: it's not. That's why I've had to take the week to consider this. Now, this is a longshot consideration, this might never happen, but it can! And I don't want this to become the Batista Code, where people get unlimited shots. Now, as far as the match itself...I hate to admit it, but I'd want to see KM and RW go at it in a best 2 out of 3 falls match, and I know our audience wants to, too! So, I'm going to OK it. But I'm putting a caveat on this. Because this is going to be a Risk Versus Reward type of match. If the Kimono Mutilation wins the belts back, and defeat the Roaring Warriors, then the Roaring Warriors will get their rematch at the next PPV, and they will get to choose the match to face you guys in, since you got to choose the match this time! And if you can't recapture the Two Princes title, then you go back to the bottom, and you'll have to fight your way back to the top! No excuses, you guys train hard and try to get back into the picture. But here's the twist, because everyone needs a twist in these things in this day and age: I am going to add something to the rematch clauses of both teams. If you choose, and this is between the two team members...if you want, you can hold on to your respective rematch clauses, and cash them in on two guaranteed singles title matches against the Badgerweight champion AND the GJD World's Champion! So, what this means is, if KM chooses to, they can go ahead with their title rematch at our next show, OR they can Hold that, and both men can go after the GJD title and the Badgerweight title! And that applies for the Roaring Warriors as well, if the Kimono Massacre go through with this match and win the belts back. But before you feel like you've got the world on a string, gentlemen, know this: if you choose to go this route, there will only be 1 GJD title shot, and 1 Badgerweight title shot. And guess what: you WILL have to face each other, to determine who gets what shot! The winner gets the GJD shot, the loser gets the Badgerweight title shot. And I know that both Vader and Inoki are willing to accept all comers, and they are very tough men to beat. Anyone in this company can attest to that. Gentlemen, I will give you a few days to ponder this, and decide where your paths will go. Good luck.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 26, 2008 16:29:33 GMT -5
Commissioner, you give them the match they want. Why not us? We wish to cash in our rematch in2/3 falls. Why are we being denied? Simple question, and we want a fair and simple answer. The fair and simple answer is, it's easy for me to put two teams against each other when there's not huge title implications on the line. The situation between Kimono Mutilation and Roaring Warriors is an tough one, because I've had to consider the implications of giving champions rematch clauses that they can use ad nauseum. If your two teams keep trading off the belts and have single match title reigns, then how is it fair to the other teams out there and to our audience? Answer: it's not. That's why I've had to take the week to consider this. Now, this is a longshot consideration, this might never happen, but it can! And I don't want this to become the Batista Code, where people get unlimited shots. Now, as far as the match itself...I hate to admit it, but I'd want to see KM and RW go at it in a best 2 out of 3 falls match, and I know our audience wants to, too! So, I'm going to OK it. But I'm putting a caveat on this. Because this is going to be a Risk Versus Reward type of match. If the Kimono Mutilation wins the belts back, and defeat the Roaring Warriors, then the Roaring Warriors will get their rematch at the next PPV, and they will get to choose the match to face you guys in, since you got to choose the match this time! And if you can't recapture the Two Princes title, then you go back to the bottom, and you'll have to fight your way back to the top! No excuses, you guys train hard and try to get back into the picture. But here's the twist, because everyone needs a twist in these things in this day and age: I am going to add something to the rematch clauses of both teams. If you choose, and this is between the two team members...if you want, you can hold on to your respective rematch clauses, and cash them in on two guaranteed singles title matches against the Badgerweight champion AND the GJD World's Champion! So, what this means is, if KM chooses to, they can go ahead with their title rematch at our next show, OR they can Hold that, and both men can go after the GJD title and the Badgerweight title! And that applies for the Roaring Warriors as well, if the Kimono Massacre go through with this match and win the belts back. But before you feel like you've got the world on a string, gentlemen, know this: if you choose to go this route, there will only be 1 GJD title shot, and 1 Badgerweight title shot. And guess what: you WILL have to face each other, to determine who gets what shot! The winner gets the GJD shot, the loser gets the Badgerweight title shot. And I know that both Vader and Inoki are willing to accept all comers, and they are very tough men to beat. Anyone in this company can attest to that. Gentlemen, I will give you a few days to ponder this, and decide where your paths will go. Good luck. You called us Kimono Massacre again, ARGH! *kicks a door off hinges* But your proposal is interesting. The Two Princes are highly coveted belts to us, but singles title shots are tempting. Tell me, should we accept the singles title match offer, can we still gain a Two Princes shot in 2/3 falls? And if so, by when? However, I shall consult Sensei Danielson. Such a decision cannot be taken lightly. We do not like being forced to fight each other either, but when such titles are at stake, it is a neccesssary evil. Personally, I would choose to allow another team a title chance for now, enabling myself and my Kimono Mutilation partner to try and become the Two Man Power Trip of the League. Provided we will get that 2/3 falls match down the line, of course.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Apr 26, 2008 16:44:54 GMT -5
Seinen Alliance? Get your two members picked, because you're taking on Team Legend now! Uh...me and Kobashi! How typical. Mr. Gotch takes amusement in the fact that Abdullah throws out threat after threat, but when it comes time to pick a two man team, he's nowhere to be found. And as for Akira Taue, I'm surprised you'd be so eager to match up with Karl Gotch so soon after being made to submit. Was Kenta Kobashi jealous that he didn't get to see you writhing in pain like Curry Man did last week?
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Post by The Line on Apr 26, 2008 17:16:24 GMT -5
Low-Ki...........needs opponnent.....creamy
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2008 18:21:13 GMT -5
Okay, I just got back from work... and I wasn't picked for the Seinen Alliance/Team Legend Match. What the Hell guys? I was ready for those old codgers! All right Saw, I'll take open matches/challenges now. Low Ki, Buchanan/Samoa Joe whatever, as I want to be on the card.
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 26, 2008 19:25:49 GMT -5
Okay, I just got back from work... and I wasn't picked for the Seinen Alliance/Team Legend Match. What the Hell guys? I was ready for those old codgers! All right Saw, I'll take open matches/challenges now. Low Ki, Buchanan/Samoa Joe whatever, as I want to be on the card. Sorry, it was either you or pushkilla15.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2008 19:28:26 GMT -5
Okay, I just got back from work... and I wasn't picked for the Seinen Alliance/Team Legend Match. What the Hell guys? I was ready for those old codgers! All right Saw, I'll take open matches/challenges now. Low Ki, Buchanan/Samoa Joe whatever, as I want to be on the card. Sorry, it was either you or pushkilla15. Yeah, I know this, but what am I supposed to do at the show? Unless, Team Legend can get a third member... Then again, Low Ki needs a match too.
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Post by Square on Apr 26, 2008 19:36:41 GMT -5
You know what I'm getting sick off, these new brats and over the hill codgers all going on about how sad they all are that they don't the others well guess what NO ONE LIKE ANY OF YOU
I've been working my ass of f in this god damn company getting my place and all this influx of brats and oldtimers come in and try and take my spot. Hell Scott f***ing Hall is better than any of you pieces of crap. Hell i'll even team up again with that God Damn Alcholoic to shut all your mouths up once and for all and for me, KENTA, to rightfully get what is his. A match of my choice againts drunky AND a title shot
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2008 19:46:26 GMT -5
You know what I'm getting sick off, these new brats and over the hill codgers all going on about how sad they all are that they don't the others well guess what NO ONE LIKE ANY OF YOU I've been working my ass of f in this god damn company getting my place and all this influx of brats and oldtimers come in and try and take my spot. Hell Scott smurfing Hall is better than any of you pieces of crap. Hell i'll even team up again with that God Damn Alcholoic to shut all your mouths up once and for all and for me, KENTA, to rightfully get what is his. A match of my choice againts drunky AND a title shot Well, unless Low Ki accepts the challenge put in front of him by me, then I'l do it. Perhaps Curry Man can be bothered to team with me.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 26, 2008 20:23:13 GMT -5
You know what I'm getting sick off, these new brats and over the hill codgers all going on about how sad they all are that they don't the others well guess what NO ONE LIKE ANY OF YOU I've been working my ass of f in this god damn company getting my place and all this influx of brats and oldtimers come in and try and take my spot. Hell Scott smurfing Hall is better than any of you pieces of crap. Hell i'll even team up again with that God Damn Alcholoic to shut all your mouths up once and for all and for me, KENTA, to rightfully get what is his. A match of my choice againts drunky AND a title shot Whoa one step at a time there, punk. First of all it's a little late for flattery, thank you very much though. Second of all you still haven't told anybody what match idea you have in store for me, not that that worries me in the least, and there's also the little matter of being able to catch lightning in a bottle twice and beat me again. And then maybe you'll be able to scrape your way up to a title shot.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2008 20:27:51 GMT -5
You know what I'm getting sick off, these new brats and over the hill codgers all going on about how sad they all are that they don't the others well guess what NO ONE LIKE ANY OF YOU I've been working my ass of f in this god damn company getting my place and all this influx of brats and oldtimers come in and try and take my spot. Hell Scott smurfing Hall is better than any of you pieces of crap. Hell i'll even team up again with that God Damn Alcholoic to shut all your mouths up once and for all and for me, KENTA, to rightfully get what is his. A match of my choice againts drunky AND a title shot Whoa one step at a time there, punk. First of all it's a little late for flattery, thank you very much though. Second of all you still haven't told anybody what match idea you have in store for me, not that that worries me in the least, and there's also the little matter of being able to catch lightning in a bottle twice and beat me again. And then maybe you'll be able to scrape your way up to a title shot. Well, so much for that tag match. Guess it's going to be Scott Hall-KENTA, and Low Ki/Whoever's Open-Abdullah The Butcher now.
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Post by Disco Inferno on Apr 27, 2008 1:16:59 GMT -5
Low-Ki...........needs opponnent.....creamy The Predator is more than willing to face you...book it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 27, 2008 8:12:29 GMT -5
Low-Ki...........needs opponnent.....creamy The Predator is more than willing to face you...book it. Oh no you don't! I already staked my claim in this first!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Apr 27, 2008 10:51:59 GMT -5
The Predator is more than willing to face you...book it. Oh no you don't! I already staked my claim in this first! Can you say....Triple Threat? Great I knew you could!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 27, 2008 11:06:10 GMT -5
Oh no you don't! I already staked my claim in this first! Can you say....Triple Threat? Great I knew you could! ... Yeah, Triple Threat sounds nice, let's do it that way.
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