Don West needs to stop naming finishers.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

When I first read the title of this thread on the main page, it said, "Don West needs to stop". I hope it was to stop commentating altogether, but my wishes were not answered . Oh well, can't win them all!

[Ferrets?]

Well, they could always replace good ol' DW with Jimmy Spencer. That man was a commentating machine last night! Quite possibly one of the greatest commentators since Mark Madden, or even Art Donovan.

[Welfare Willis]

aodpilot said:

chuckymac314 said:

Herpes, plain and simple.

Or Herpes Suplex A.

That's better then what I came up with, VDaminator.

[hollywood]

Don West needs to stop.

Really, was there any need to add anything else to that statement?

[emoney3265]

I approve of Don and his Finisher names. I think they are hilarious.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

"If I could be serious for a minute..."

I actually think Implant Buster is not that bad of a name, since it fits Kong's character to a degree. One of the main aspects of Awesome Kong's character is that in a world of pretty girls and divas, she is a monster who kills them. So calling that move the Implant Buster implies that it's a move she uses to wreak havoc on the pretty girls. By flattening their fake boobies. Of course only a few women in TNA even have fake boobs to begin with, but still I see the sentiment.

Having said as much, I still think a more badass sounding name for it would better than a sexual quip.

[maxx420]

emoney3265 said:

I approve of Don and his Finisher names. I think they are hilarious.

Second.

Motion passes.

[Virt McGirt]

tromboneman said:

chuckymac314 said:

Herpes, plain and simple.

"Oh, she gave her the Herpes! In the FACE!"

;D

Im a big Talia/Angel fan, but even I gotta admit that's a good one

[slasher911]

It's even funnier when he gives previously existing finishers new names entirely. Anyone remember DDP's "Stone Cutter"?

[Jay Peas 42]

"How much does dis guy weigh?"

[toodarkmark]

I think Russo makes them up. And the Gail Kim one is racist. Don West just needs to stop though.

[EJS]

waffleofpower said:

mysterydriver said:

Gail Kim has the "Happy Ending"

Christy Hemme has the "Fire-Crotch Gullotine Legdrop"

and now Awesome Kong has..."The Implant Buster."

Don West has 'introduced' all of these names...so I'm blaming him. Join me.

..Please tell me you are joking and those aren't really the names of those moves?

Don't worry, he's wrong.


It's actually the FLYING Firecrotch Guillotine. (or the FFG for short)

[GaTechGrad]

At least those are better than Candice Michelle using Christian's Unprettier and calling it the "Candywrapper."

[Ace Diamond]

gitcommand said:

At least those are better than Candice Michelle using Christian's Unprettier and calling it the "Candywrapper."

I dunno, if you look at the way some candies are wrapped the twisting motions are the same.

Also that move has nothing to do with boobs, crotches, or racial stereotypes

[Ringmaster]

Its better then JR and King having an akward 5 minute silence broken by, that was certianly......and interesting move....something similar to a swinging neckbreaker.

Todate no offcial name for the curbstomp given by the dubya e

[Reverend BTY]

gitcommand said:

At least those are better than Candice Michelle using Christian's Unprettier and calling it the "Candywrapper."

Is it? Is it really??? Candice Michelle's finisher doesn't have sexist nor racist things about the name.