polexia
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Post by polexia on Mar 5, 2005 23:34:11 GMT -5
I think you need to induct the WWE's fear factor special (I just saw a re-run recently) where -- round 1 -climb a ladder in to a helecoptor -lita can't figure out how to climb and posts the slowest time - Jeff Hardy takes the host's suggestion to 'climb without using his legs' and falls.
round 2 drink a gross out, pig brains, eye balls, etc.. smoothie -molly holly, bless her heart at least she tried, can't finish it -Test just says no
round 3 walk across a series of poles and collect 3 flags
-Matt vs Jaquline and Matt wins by default when Jaquline quits because she got makeup in her eye.
This was a really dissapointing display. I'm sorry to say I don't have it on video but if RD does i think it would make a good wrestlecrap entry.
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FrankRizzo
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Post by FrankRizzo on Mar 5, 2005 23:42:52 GMT -5
i actually saw that one the other day. Matt got all happy when good ol jackie quit. I had a good laugh then I watched friends and cried.
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BillyBlood
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Post by BillyBlood on Mar 6, 2005 1:29:49 GMT -5
The sad thing is that only Molly, Lita, and Matt are still employed by the WWE nowadays.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 6, 2005 2:29:24 GMT -5
Mattitude reigned supreme..that's the only saving grace. Would've loved to have seen Molly in the finals.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 6, 2005 12:13:15 GMT -5
I don't know of a way that Molly Holly drinking pureed pig balls could NOT be considered WrestleCrap.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Mar 7, 2005 0:52:50 GMT -5
You gotta admit: Matt did his best.
I loved when he fell off the pole at the end and still went for the flag.
Deserving winner.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 7, 2005 1:07:04 GMT -5
remember how it took Test 12 minutes to climb the helipcopter ladder?
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Post by thegreenmeanie on Mar 7, 2005 1:10:47 GMT -5
It was....intresting.
And by intresting, I mean I changed it after watching a few mintues and laughing at Hardys.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Mar 7, 2005 1:12:17 GMT -5
What I found funniest was that Test apparently was a comedian. He was always making bad jokes.
He's always been promoted like a badass and a hoss, yet when it comes to some nasty drink he folds like a cheap suit. Mattitude was like "Another one, please".
Anyone seen Test on the hilarious "18 Wheels Of Justice" show?
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 7, 2005 1:15:58 GMT -5
They should've given Test a stand-up gimmick, like Seinfeld. Then again, it'd suck, but it'd be better than that dumb woman beater gimmick.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Mar 7, 2005 1:20:44 GMT -5
They should've given Test a stand-up gimmick, like Seinfeld. Fake Vinnie Vegas? Especially when he faced off with Stoned Clod...
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kunswwfmark
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Post by kunswwfmark on Mar 7, 2005 14:09:01 GMT -5
Fear Factor was awesome compared to the embarrasing Weakest Link episode with idiot Booker T. God, talk about feeding the stereotype that wrestlers are dumb.
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polexia
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Post by polexia on Mar 7, 2005 17:23:20 GMT -5
Fear Factor was awesome compared to the embarrasing Weakest Link episode with idiot Booker T. God, talk about feeding the stereotype that wrestlers are dumb. oh! the weakest link episoide that was so funny! my fondest memory from that was the fact Edge was voted off first for saying "Ocean 11" when the correct answer was "Ocean's 11"
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Mar 7, 2005 19:00:19 GMT -5
Test with a Seinfeld gimmick = classic!
Test: And what is the deal with heel tag teams? You know that when you beat up a guy and he makes a tag that his partner is gonna pummel you! Why do you run towards him while he clotheslines you? Jump out of the ring, for God's sake!
And don't get me started on heels. Hey, guys... don't reveal your devious plots on camera! Your victim might be watching!
And Title belts, what is up with title belts! You hit a guy with a steel chair, he gets up and chokeslams ya. You hit a guy with a title belt and he's in a coma for weeks! Title belts should be classified as weapons of mass destruction!
And... that's all I got.
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Post by elgooch on Mar 7, 2005 20:55:49 GMT -5
The only thing I enjoyed about that episode is when Jeff explains why Matt's legs bend the way they do. Up until that point I always wondered about that.
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Mar 8, 2005 18:52:39 GMT -5
yeah that would be a funny induction, but I really want to know why Matts legs bend? Is it because they have to bend so he can walk?
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Post by smaddy on Mar 9, 2005 1:00:15 GMT -5
Nah, neither Fear Factor nor Weakest Link (1st or 2nd) aren't crappy enough.
You want gameshows & wrestling to collide in a festival of wrestlecrappiness? Look to WWF on Family Feud, with Ray Combs. There were several different teams of wrestlers on the show, and instead of being families, you had the teams of... wait for it... "Good Guys" vs "Bad Guys." Wow. The set even had wrestling ropes on it!
Some of the featured wrestlers were Repo Man, Papa Shango, HBK, Bossman, Jimmy Hart... and more. Some of the episodes were like a "Who's Who of Wrestlecrap." Add the already cheesy nature of Family Feud, a touch of really bad answers, and you have a recipe for wrestlecrap.
I used to have some of the shows on videotape, but unfortunately they got lost. I wish I could remember more about it... it was so horrible, lol.
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rdreynolds
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Post by rdreynolds on Mar 9, 2005 8:15:20 GMT -5
Hmmm...I'd definitely keep it in mind, but all I can think about these days is poor, poor Matt. Man that guy has had a rough run.
RD
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Post by amsiraK on Mar 11, 2005 8:28:56 GMT -5
It's enough! I'd so go for that. Plus, I'd have given Test ANY gimmick. This is why they need more chicks on the writing staff - more eye-candy moments.
And my favorite part of the Fear Factor is as Test is climbing the ladder and the helicopter is just bobbing back and with his weight.
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Post by bananajuice on Mar 15, 2005 4:25:47 GMT -5
Fear Factor was awesome compared to the embarrasing Weakest Link episode with idiot Booker T. God, talk about feeding the stereotype that wrestlers are dumb. weakest link host: what day comes after tuesday? booker t: easter ;D
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