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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2008 0:18:58 GMT -5
Mean Mark always sits between you and your date when you go to the movies. If you're already sitting together, he'll ask you to get up so he can move past you, then just sit in your seat. Haha, that's awesome. |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jul 24, 2008 5:09:09 GMT -5
taker tells kids that the ice cream man only plays music when he's out of ice cream.
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Post by TromboneMan on Jul 24, 2008 5:50:02 GMT -5
Undertaker let the dogs out. (Who? Who? Who? Who?) No, That was Jim  Taker is responsible for every single time you accidentaly trip up on the sidewalk. |
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 24, 2008 5:58:45 GMT -5
Taker never courtesy flushes. Ever.
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Post by bitteroldman on Jul 24, 2008 8:40:49 GMT -5
Taker is William Shatner's acting coach.
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Cheeba
Don Corleone
Matt Striker for VP
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Post by Cheeba on Jul 24, 2008 9:10:07 GMT -5
If you are alone on a bus/train/subway, Undertaker will sit right next to you and talk loudly on his cell phone.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 24, 2008 11:05:24 GMT -5
Taker will at movies or sporting events. Keep getting up and goes throw the rows. Blocking views and interupting them.
Also get sits in the middle of the theaters wearing a huge hat.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Jul 24, 2008 11:06:49 GMT -5
Mean Mark brings signs to house shows and insists on holding them up.
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Post by Lawless66007 on Jul 24, 2008 13:53:41 GMT -5
-Taker makes you watch all the commericals during Raw, even if they show the same ones at every commercial break.
-When you're at the movies and they tell all the people to turn off all cell phones and devices, Taker plugs in a speaker on his phone and turns his ringer all the way up.
Taker's part-time job is a Telemarketer, just because he enjoys calling people and making them mad by asking them to get something that they don't need.
-Taker doesn't pull his gas tank to the pump when he goes to the gas station.
-Taker stalks deers in the woods and punches them in the back of the head, because he thought, that they thought, that they were better than him.
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Post by delurked on Jul 24, 2008 13:59:59 GMT -5
Taker will only give money to panhandlers if they can correctly list all sixteen of his Wrestlemania victories in sequence. If they do, he gives them a nickel.
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Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
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Post by Tapout on Jul 24, 2008 14:01:52 GMT -5
Taker will only give money to panhandlers if they can correctly list all sixteen of his Wrestlemania victories in sequence. If they do, he gives them a nickel a Canadian nickel. Fixed |
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
2024 sucks outside of Sonic X Shadow Generations
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 24, 2008 14:35:26 GMT -5
Anyone remember what happened to J is Justice's cat and his other cats?
That was Taker.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2008 22:23:20 GMT -5
Mean Mark waits for people to come home and unload groceries, then punches them in the groin when they're carrying a big armful of bags inside.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 24, 2008 23:20:02 GMT -5
"Hey thats the new steakhouse from Burger King, what you do to deserve a burger that special"
Guy: I just discovered a new planet
"What about you, Taker?"
Taker: I helped! AINT THAT RIGHT BOY?
*Taker elbows the guy in the side really hard, then spits on the floor.*
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Jul 24, 2008 23:31:35 GMT -5
Mean Mark waits for people to struggle unloading groceries then says "May I take that?". When the struggling person agrees, Mean Mark simply takes the bags and leaves.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 24, 2008 23:48:43 GMT -5
Mean Mark waits for people to struggle unloading groceries then says "May I take that?". When the struggling person agrees, Mean Mark simply takes the bags and leaves. Sometimes he takes it, then drops it and leaves... |
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AC Slater
Dr. Steel for World Emperor!
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Post by ToySoldier on Jul 25, 2008 3:54:54 GMT -5
Taker uses your favourite cds and dvds as coasters.
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Matt Striker for VP
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Post by Cheeba on Jul 25, 2008 7:47:49 GMT -5
TAKER INSISTS ON POSTING ALL OF HIS INTERNET MESSAGES IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. IF YOU COMPLAIN, HE WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND DO DONUTS ON YOUR FRONT LAWN WITH HIS BIKE.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jul 25, 2008 9:46:11 GMT -5
Mean Mark goes to high schools and write your last name behind the first names of all the ugly girls.
Mean Mark goes to clubs, takes over the DJ boot, and cuts the EBS test sound and nails on a chalkboard for eight hours straight.
Mean Mark is planning to remark Robocop with Michelle McCool in the lead role.
Mean Mark poisoned the waterhole.
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Post by Lawless66007 on Jul 25, 2008 12:03:12 GMT -5
Taker is so mean he has Burger King go get him a Big Mac
Taker is so mean he makes you watch The Super Mario Bros. movie
Taker is so mean he laughs when he reads the Obituaries
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