Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
Posts: 1,462
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Jul 21, 2008 14:59:14 GMT -5
Taker always sings Tom Jones at karoake night. Badly.
And the women still throw their panties at him.
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
Posts: 6,919
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Post by Tapout on Jul 21, 2008 15:07:32 GMT -5
When he brings his dog out for a walk, he lets it crap all over the front lawns of nice old senior citizens who just want to be left alone.
If you complain, he pulls out a little plastic baggie glove, picks up the dog crap, and puts it on YOUR lawn.
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Post by drock512 on Jul 21, 2008 15:11:20 GMT -5
Taker goes fishing with you. When he notices you aren't catching anything, he says that you couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker.
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Jul 21, 2008 15:19:20 GMT -5
Taker discovered Carlos Mencia
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,863
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jul 21, 2008 15:56:28 GMT -5
When you get Taker an Xmas gift, he always returns it to the store for cash. Then he uses the cash to purcahse pornography
Taker always offers to help you move, but then "forgets" to show up on the pre arranged day
Taker drinks milk from the carton and puts it right back in the fridge
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Jul 21, 2008 15:57:42 GMT -5
Taker has read the spoilers for Smackdown and insists on sharing them with people whether they like it or not.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Jul 21, 2008 15:58:43 GMT -5
takers my freind!!
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Post by Lazy peon on Jul 21, 2008 16:01:47 GMT -5
Taker is responsible for Trudy Monk's death.
In World of Warcraft, Taker steals treasure chests while someone else is fighting the mobs that were guarding them.
Jar Jar Binks was Taker's idea.
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Jul 21, 2008 16:11:27 GMT -5
Taker pulls your pants up when you pee at the urinal and shouts "NERD!!!!!".
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Post by delurked on Jul 21, 2008 16:13:11 GMT -5
Taker always takes the last pizza slice, even if he isn't hungry.
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Jul 21, 2008 16:14:07 GMT -5
Taker always takes the last pizza slice, even if he isn't hungry. That's why Michelle's so thin. ;D |
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Post by big nasty on Jul 21, 2008 16:19:56 GMT -5
taker looks through your browser history when your friends are over, and points out all the f'd up porn you watch.
taker (sitting at you computer): "lol- -whats this? 'girl meets dog'? lets check it out..."
you (from across the room): "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Post by delurked on Jul 21, 2008 16:23:48 GMT -5
Taker shouts random numbers at people counting money to confuse them so they have to start over.
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 5,778
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Post by BHB on Jul 21, 2008 16:26:28 GMT -5
Mean Mark always leaves his dirty plates on the side after dinner and never puts them in the dishwasher.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 17:01:12 GMT -5
Taker will issue a noise complaint to your apartment complex just because you're watching TV in the living room. Then after the manager chews you out and leaves, he'll blast his stereo.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 17:25:04 GMT -5
Mean Mark likes to talk about how large his genitalia is in front of your underage sister.
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Post by delurked on Jul 21, 2008 17:35:33 GMT -5
Taker refuses to learn other people's names, choosing instead to identify them by their most obvious physical flaw.
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Killah Ray
El Dandy
You mad?
Posts: 8,064
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Post by Killah Ray on Jul 21, 2008 17:41:46 GMT -5
Taker yells Bingo at random when he enters bingo halls....
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Post by drock512 on Jul 21, 2008 17:43:37 GMT -5
Taker implodes the bridge that helped Michelle McCool get over.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jul 21, 2008 19:34:58 GMT -5
Taker takes little bites out of all the chocolates he is about to give for valentines day.
Taker knocks on peoples doors in the middle of the night then runs away.
Taker gives a present to someone and tells them what it is before they open it.
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