SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 20, 2008 23:47:47 GMT -5
Taker glues porn into library books.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 20, 2008 23:47:49 GMT -5
Taker goes up to the high dive, stands there for 20 minutes, then decides he doesnt wanna jump...
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
Posts: 4,086 
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Post by edgehead on Jul 20, 2008 23:48:40 GMT -5
Taker goes to where you are fishing and begins to skip large rocks across the water.
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 20, 2008 23:50:41 GMT -5
Whenever you're about to get a hot chick's number, Taker will drop by and ask you in front of her if the doctor gave you anything for the clap.
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Post by SpillBeans316 on Jul 20, 2008 23:51:50 GMT -5
Michelle will ask Taker what time he wants dinner, and Taker will say "I dont know, I'm not hungry." 3am, he'll nudge her in bed and say "now"
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Mr. Zombie
Don Corleone
The Original Chris Farley
Posts: 1,526
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Jul 20, 2008 23:54:28 GMT -5
Mean Mark taps you on one shoulder, and then quickly moves to the other side before you can turn around.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 20, 2008 23:54:46 GMT -5
Taker shaves his back with your razor.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 20, 2008 23:55:34 GMT -5
Taker goes around jumping into peoples leave piles...
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
Posts: 4,086
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Post by edgehead on Jul 20, 2008 23:56:17 GMT -5
Taker sits at your dinner table and tells you how good everything is with a mouth full of mashed potatos
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 20, 2008 23:56:44 GMT -5
If you're talking to Taker on a cell phone, he'll say "Stay on the line. I have to get something real quick." He'll then hang up and call you back so your ringtone will pierce your ear.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 20, 2008 23:57:00 GMT -5
Taker waves People in at the intersection only to haul ass when they try to merge.
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
Posts: 1,897
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Post by Splinter on Jul 20, 2008 23:57:23 GMT -5
Taker is the one that sends you that link to goatse
Taker only washes his hands AFTER they've been in the peanut butter
Taker created Scientology
Taker killed ECW
Taker asks you to pull his finger and after you do, he ties you to his symbol before farting in your face repeatedly
Taker sold your cat to the Chinese takeaway and told your parents to order the Sweet and Sour chicken
Taker specially made those cigarettes that killed your father and raped your mother
Taker burns down your house for the lulz
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 21, 2008 0:00:05 GMT -5
Taker glues cobblestones to wheelchair ramps.
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The_ripoff_artist
Unicron
Just Regular Ol' Folk
R.I.P. Todd Newton 1989-2009
Posts: 2,791
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Jul 21, 2008 0:00:46 GMT -5
Taker uses your toothbrush to clean his poop filled toilet, and than puts it back without telling you.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 0:02:08 GMT -5
When asked to visit a Make a Wish kid, Taker sends naked Mideon instead.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 21, 2008 0:02:20 GMT -5
Taker always asks for the stuff on the TOP shelf...
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:02:25 GMT -5
Taker turns up the volume on rental car radios before returning them.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 0:03:21 GMT -5
Taker talks about how hot your mom is.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jul 21, 2008 0:03:32 GMT -5
Taker tries to steal porn mags out of the store by hiding them inside his newspaper.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 21, 2008 0:04:18 GMT -5
Taker hogs the game demos at Wal Mart...
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