SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:16:26 GMT -5
Taker burned Micheal Westen.
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 21, 2008 0:18:02 GMT -5
If a woman asks Taker "does this outfit make me look fat?", Taker always says "Yes".
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Jul 21, 2008 0:18:03 GMT -5
Taker cancels all your favourite tv shows
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 21, 2008 0:19:16 GMT -5
When you ask Taker to clean the kitchen, he just wipes all the crumbs on the counter down to the floor...
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 0:19:20 GMT -5
You would have hated being Taker's college roommate. Whenever he was making out with a girl inside your dorm room, he wouldn't put a sock on the door knob to warn you what was going on. Instead, he's put a photoshopped picture of you fapping to his entrance.
Oh, and that girl he was making out with...your mom.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 0:19:48 GMT -5
TAker messages you with the link any time he sees a youtube video that is slightly funny, then puts LOL afterwords.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 21, 2008 0:20:22 GMT -5
Taker goes around looking for people waiting to park, then drives in before them at the last second...
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Jul 21, 2008 0:22:08 GMT -5
Taker breaks into your home and steals one of your socks from the dryer
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 0:22:14 GMT -5
When he's at a concert, Taker gets the people in his section to yell "encore" during the last song. Then when the band obliges and plays the song again, he starts yelling "THIS SONG SUCKS! WHERE'S MY REFUND!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 0:22:51 GMT -5
Taker scratches his ass before using ANY doorknob
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Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:23:18 GMT -5
Taker asks to borrow $10 and "Forgets" he owes it.
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
Posts: 1,897
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Post by Splinter on Jul 21, 2008 0:23:49 GMT -5
Taker deletes all your porn after leaving the keyboard sicky
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 0:25:23 GMT -5
Taker goes to germaphobe support meetings only to remove all the soap and toilet paper from the bathrooms.
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Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:26:02 GMT -5
Taker throws paint filled windows at store fronts.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 21, 2008 0:28:19 GMT -5
When Taker goes to Church, he ties a thread to his dollar bill so he can get it back after putting it in the collection plate.
He does the same thing at strip clubs.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 0:28:33 GMT -5
Taker tackles people in flag football
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Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:35:17 GMT -5
Taker pulls down bathing suits at the beach.
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 21, 2008 0:35:31 GMT -5
Taker samples every flavor of ice cream at Baskin-Robbins, then decides he doesn't want any.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 21, 2008 0:41:21 GMT -5
When someones about to cross the street, Taker always acts like hes gonna stop, then he revs the gas when they start to move...
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Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 21, 2008 0:43:16 GMT -5
Taker glues the toilet seat up.
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