Taker Is Mean

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

whenever around someone with a hearing aid, taker moves his mouth without making noise, and does the "turn it up" motion. after the person turns up their hearing aid to full, he shouts in their face.

taker has cameras in certain places within your home.

taker once broke the easter bunnie's hands, followed him to the hospital, followed him while the bunny had the cast on, and waited until the easter bunny was able to take the cast off and only use wrist tape instead, then undertaker kicked his ass for stealing his gimmick.

[Rocky Van Heineken]

This is my new favorite fad.

Mean Mark borrows your WWF VHS tapes and overdubs them with the edited WWE versions.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Mean Mark Like to go to weddings and whenever they get to the part where they say "If anyone has any reason why these two shouldn't be joined, speak now or forever hold your piece." He always speaks up and makes up a reason.

Mean Mark likes to walk up to the drive though window. When told he wouldn't be served he starts tapping fists.

Mean Mark farts in Church.

Mean Mark likes to put shopping carts as far away from the store he got it from as possible.

Mean Mark says his order in the drive though with a megaphone.

[casualobserver]

When Taker sees a bike chained to something, he locks a second chain around it.

[Deleted]

When Mean Mark gets gas, he always complains about the prices to the cashier and asks to see the manager.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Jul 21, 2008 22:22:29 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

Mean mark kicks open the door while you're with your girlfriend, drops his pants and does a helicopter in your face while saying "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

ROTFLcopter.

[The Hardcore Disciple]

Jul 22, 2008 8:18:26 GMT -5 Can you afford to pay me, Gah said:

Mean Mark says his order in the drive though with a megaphone.

Well so does Jimmy Hart, but that's force of habit by now.

[CosmicPool]

Taker Rick Rolls people at funerals

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Jul 22, 2008 12:45:45 GMT -5 CosmicPool said:

Taker Rick Rolls people at funerals

Taker invented Rickrolling.

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Week 1 of the 2007 NFL Season Taker filmed the Jets' defensive signals, asked the nearest person wearing a New England Patriots laminate to kindly hold the camera while he went to the bathroom, and then alerted the nearest member of security personnel ;D

[Cheeba]

Taker enjoys screaming "DON'T MESS UP" during crucial shots at professional golf tournaments.

[Tapout]

Whenever you're working the register, he always gets very insistent about trying to get change for a dollar, get his parking validated, and using the store restroom without making a purchase.

[metylerca]

Taker found Captain Winkie!

[Cvslfc123]

Taker goes to the gym and eats burgers in front of the overweight people on diets.

Taker talks abut how rich he is in front of homeless people.

Taker draws moustaches on all of your precious photos.

[Deleted]

Mean Mark waits until you aren't looking, kicks your cat in the gut, then claims it fell off of something.

[metylerca]

He made up the rumor about Sid crapping his pants at Wrestlemania 13, just to have a reason why the match sucked so much.

[Deleted]

Mean Mark always makes sounds like "URGGGGHHH!" "YEAH BABY!" "DO IT!" "ONE MORE! HERE WE GO!" when lifting unremarkable amounts of weight at the gym.

[delurked]

Remember when in "Return of the Jedi" during the Battle of Endor and those two Ewoks were running and one of them got shot and died? Taker laughed at that.

[CosmicPool]

Jul 22, 2008 16:12:32 GMT -5 metylerca said:

Taker found Captain Winkie!

then he throws people off buildings for finding it

[metylerca]

Look what he did to my friend!