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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jul 3, 2008 6:05:07 GMT -5
i just want to thank the OP for making a one-letter typo that led to this beautiful thread coming to fruition.
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Jul 3, 2008 6:19:55 GMT -5
I want someone tho photoshop Flair's hair (when he had some anyway) onto Condoleeza Rice's head.
now THAT would win the internet
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jul 3, 2008 6:29:19 GMT -5
I want someone tho photoshop Flair's hair (when he had some anyway) onto Condoleeza Rice's head. now THAT would win the internet add the flair robe and this would win everything. |
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Post by Jock Ass on Jul 4, 2008 17:03:51 GMT -5
I just thought of this one, such is the depths of my love of this pun: Rice Flair in his later tenure in WWE joined up with Fruitista Candy Cornton and of course Hamburger Helper Helmsley to form the dominating faction Nutrition, with the truly legendary theme done by Mangohead- Nutrition is no mystery, it's full of minerals and Vitamin C Making healty bodies throughout history Breakfast is important don'tcha know gotta eat it so you can grow helps ya be the best that you can be If you want the strength to play in the sand, have a balanced diet every time that you can Nutrition... Nutrition... Too much? Chow down with the...chow down with the kings A Winners Is You!  |
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 4, 2008 20:21:22 GMT -5
Heeeeee's oooooollld. Heeeeeee's riiiiiiiceeeeeeyyy. He tastes plaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiin. RICE FLAIR  Mickie approves! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 4, 2008 20:34:54 GMT -5
Heeeeee's oooooollld. Heeeeeee's riiiiiiiceeeeeeyyy. He tastes plaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiin. RICE FLAIR Konichiwa! KonichiWOOOOOOOO!! |
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Parrish
El Dandy
Banana Man Wouldn't Book That!!!
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Post by Parrish on Jul 4, 2008 20:40:14 GMT -5
WARNING: Rice Flair may cause hair follicles to turn white, your skin to rubberize, and your boobs to sag. |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 4, 2008 21:01:23 GMT -5
It's all about the Grain
And how you grow it
All about the seeds
And if you can sow it
All about the land
And how you know it
It's all about dirt
And who's gonna hoe it
I am the Grain
You don't wanna grow me
I am the seeds
No way you can sow me
I am broken land
No way you can know me
I am hardened dirt
And I know you can't hoe me
Look over the landscape, it cannot be done
The grass is too heavy and the mud has run
I am the Grain, and I'm growing here
So dig it out and put the tractor in gear
Try to figure out what the weather's gonna be
Check the Weather Channel, it's about 83
Don't you forget there's a storm front today
'Cause I am the Grain, and the harvest is May!
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Post by RoloSolo IV on Jul 4, 2008 21:15:06 GMT -5
WARNING: Rice Flair may cause hair follicles to turn white, your skin to rubberize, and your boobs to sag. That reminds I need to go to the store and buy some Roast Beef with my Rice Flair. |
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Vizier
Dennis Stamp
Snugglin' you back to health
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Post by Vizier on Jul 5, 2008 14:14:29 GMT -5
WARNING: Rice Flair may cause hair follicles to turn white, your skin to rubberize, and your boobs to sag. That reminds I need to go to the store and buy some Roast Beef with my Rice Flair.  I'm not using this, you can have it, bro... |
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Post by MGH on Jul 6, 2008 13:00:44 GMT -5
It's all about the Grain And how you grow it All about the seeds And if you can sow it All about the land And how you know it It's all about dirt And who's gonna hoe it I am the Grain You don't wanna grow me I am the seeds No way you can sow me I am broken land No way you can know me I am hardened dirt And I know you can't hoe me Look over the landscape, it cannot be done The grass is too heavy and the mud has run I am the Grain, and I'm growing here So dig it out and put the tractor in gear Try to figure out what the weather's gonna be Check the Weather Channel, it's about 83 Don't you forget there's a storm front today 'Cause I am the Grain, and the harvest is May! YES!!! YES!!! |
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Jul 6, 2008 13:29:45 GMT -5
I may as well have a go at this.
I EAT BORSCHES IN MY HEAD
THEY PACIFY ME, THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY SUSTAIN ME
One two, is this corn?
Ha yo Jimmy hit me with that triple cake
You let the egg keep boiling, it's the Grain
Yo, tell me what time it is now
You don't know bagels are
It's our lime
You want trouble?
Not gonna listen to anybody
Tell me who and what to eat
Not trying to be like everybody
Tell me what dough I have to knead
Cause it's eating time, and the gin needs the lime
It's our lime!
It's our lime!
It's our lime!
We're not baking cake cause we've had enough
You don't know what a bagel is...
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 6, 2008 15:27:53 GMT -5
jan otto and Henchman #Samoa Joe...you two would make Weird Al proud.
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Jul 6, 2008 15:46:01 GMT -5
jan otto and Henchman #Samoa Joe...you two would make Weird Al proud. *blushes* Oh you're just saying that because I mentioned you on YouTube. |
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Jul 6, 2008 16:21:27 GMT -5
Another version of The Game I just found (written by someone else):
It's time to eat my lunch...
Time to eat my lunch! hahaha
It's all about the jam, and how you spread it.
All about the the bread, and if you can toast it.
All about the taste and if want to eat it.
It's all about the sandwhich and who's gonna make it.
I bought the jam, so it's sure to be tasty.
It's low fat, no way I'll get chubby.
I prefer grape, strawberry can screw me.
I use whole wheat and it's incredibly healthy.
Lunch meats, and mustard, placed on a bun.
Toasted all over, til the sandwhich is done.
I am the game and I make my meals.
My food is like Chris, my food is 4Real.
Try to figure out what my fillings will be.
Veggies or Fruit? why don't you just ask me?
Don't you forget that the price you can pay
Make it yourself, it's cheaper than Subway....
It's time to eat my lunch.......hahaha
Time to eat my lunch!
It's all about the jam, and how you spread it.
All about the the bread, and if you can toast it.
All about your taste and if want to eat it.
It's all about the sandwhich and who's gonna make it.
I bought the jam, so it's sure to be tasty.
It's low fat, no way I'll get chubby.
I prefer grape, strawberry can screw me.
I use whole wheat and it's incredibly healthy.
Spread the jam!
Or maybe I'll use ham!
I also like lamb...
I dropped the bread...DAMN!
hahaha
Time to eat my lunch!
It's time to eat my lunch...
It's time to eat my lunch...
It's time to eat my lunch...
Time to eat my lunch! hahaha...Get outta the way dude, I'm eating my sandwhich.
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Post by floundertime on Jul 6, 2008 17:59:45 GMT -5
 Yeah I know it's bad, but I didn't want to get on my other computer and dust off the photoshop. |
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Post by Jock Ass on Jul 6, 2008 23:39:05 GMT -5
Yeah I know it's bad, but I didn't want to get on my other computer and dust off the photoshop. Free sombreWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with purchase? |
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Jul 7, 2008 0:11:51 GMT -5
Dont forget all the great members of the four grocerymen,,arn hamderson, tully breakfast, berry wheatham, brian vitaminpillman, crisp benoit, dean melonko, and mongo mcpopsicle!
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Cheeba
Don Corleone
Matt Striker for VP
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Post by Cheeba on Jul 7, 2008 7:59:38 GMT -5
Rice Flair is awesome, but I still think "Bert Hart" was the best.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 7, 2008 8:47:33 GMT -5
It's all about the Grain And how you grow it All about the seeds And if you can sow it All about the land And how you know it It's all about dirt And who's gonna hoe it I am the Grain You don't wanna grow me I am the seeds No way you can sow me I am broken land No way you can know me I am hardened dirt And I know you can't hoe me Look over the landscape, it cannot be done The grass is too heavy and the mud has run I am the Grain, and I'm growing here So dig it out and put the tractor in gear Try to figure out what the weather's gonna be Check the Weather Channel, it's about 83 Don't you forget there's a storm front today 'Cause I am the Grain, and the harvest is May!  I've got to get some more photoshops donr for this thread. |
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