icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Oct 3, 2007 17:43:05 GMT -5
Why do you clip your cell phone to your belt? Why did you rip The Matrix yet dress like Neo at the Moonspell concert? Why do you watch your Akira VHS tape over and over? Why did you try to take a swing at your dad? Why don't you get rid of your Magic: The Gathering cards? Why do you swim with a t-shirt on? Why do you demand respect from your WoW guild? Why do you sit in the back row of all your classes? Why do you drink energy drinks if you don't excerise?
BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 3, 2007 17:44:31 GMT -5
Teen angst IS the normal tho... if you actually drive by the high schools. Not that I do it for nerfarious means. Nope. I like to throw things at kids during recess. "Hello mister, do you wanna play tag?" "No. EAT SHOE LITTLE GIRL!" And then the little girl cries from a freshly chucked shoe hitting her head. To the little girl I leave.... a boot to the head.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 3, 2007 17:49:49 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAYYYY!!
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Oct 3, 2007 17:52:04 GMT -5
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
And she wouldn't give it to me.
Just one Pepsi.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Oct 3, 2007 18:08:22 GMT -5
What is this?
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Oct 3, 2007 18:08:40 GMT -5
All I wanted was a Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me. Just one Pepsi. You're on drugs.
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Post by big nasty on Oct 3, 2007 18:19:12 GMT -5
Yep, it sucks being criticized by people. Get used to it if you wanna be in any way not normal. Also, black is very slimming. I am a fan of it. Teen angst IS the normal tho... if you actually drive by the high schools. Not that I do it for nerfarious means. Nope. ...trawling the high schools for a date to the Tri-Lam party?
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Oct 3, 2007 18:26:27 GMT -5
All I wanted was a Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me. Just one Pepsi. You're on drugs. No, I'm not on drugs, I was just thinking ya know?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 3, 2007 19:16:10 GMT -5
Teen angst IS the normal tho... if you actually drive by the high schools. Not that I do it for nerfarious means. Nope. ...trawling the high schools for a date to the Tri-Lam party? ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX, GIRLS THE FINE FINE SUPER SPECIAL REAL SEX GIIIIIRRRRLLS
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Dec 8, 2007 12:03:35 GMT -5
Why do you always wear your hair in a ponytail and buzz the sides? Why aren't you interested in talking to girls? Why do you have a diary with a lock on it? Why are you always so melancholy every April 5th? Why can't you be more like Chad, Brody or Kyle and buy your clothes at Hollister? Why do you think Mitch Hedberg is so funny? Why do you buy so many boxes of Pocky Sticks from the Asian Food Market? Why are you so critical of the American wrestling product? Why do you keep taking butter knives from the kitchen? Why must every picture of you have to be taken at an angle? Why can't you just act normal?
BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT.
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 8, 2007 12:22:44 GMT -5
I got one!
Why do you keep punching that old lady?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 8, 2007 16:47:12 GMT -5
Don't hit me with that mallet!
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 8, 2007 16:52:22 GMT -5
Why do your fingertips always look like there's Cheeto residue on them? Thats nasty. Wash your hands...
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Post by Alucard on Dec 8, 2007 16:54:55 GMT -5
Your sig is awesome. I ALMOST had that as my sig before this one. Instead it's just my AIM status thingy.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 8, 2007 16:58:14 GMT -5
...trawling the high schools for a date to the Tri-Lam party? ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX, GIRLS THE FINE FINE SUPER SPECIAL REAL SEX GIIIIIRRRRLLS I just use my sly wit. What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead-Ant. Dead-Ant. Dead-Ant.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
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Post by icansleep on Jan 28, 2008 19:35:16 GMT -5
Why do you have a shrine of Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion in your bedroom? Why do you pluck your eyebrows? Why did you spend your entire inheritance check from your great aunt on a replica Jedi Sentinels lightsabre from The Sharper Image? Why do you think Joss Whedon is the most prolific writer of this decade? Why are you so fascinated with dragons? Why don't you use an astringent on your face? Why do you have so many Final Fantasy miniatures on your nightstand? Why do you wear black socks with your sandals when we go to the lake? Why are you so active in the DeviantArt community? Why are you so gung ho to move to Japan? Why can't you just get over yourself?
BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 28, 2008 20:06:00 GMT -5
You forgot "Why is TNA 4Ever? And 4Life?"
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Jan 28, 2008 20:53:20 GMT -5
Why do I gotta wear pants?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 29, 2008 11:50:58 GMT -5
I'm very disappointed that this thread has nothing to do with Joss Whedon. I came in expecting to talk about Buffy and Angel. And, what do I get? A bunch of stupid questions that haven't been answered!!!! Well, to that, sir, I say this:
Poopie!
Did that sting!? Did that immortal soul!? I bet it did! Yeah, I got you good!
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 29, 2008 22:55:38 GMT -5
Because even if nerds who majored in women's studies become sucessful Writter-Director-Producers, they are still nerds who majored in women's studies. It's like how even if Kevin Thorn had a hot girlfriend and great physique, he was still a wannabe vampire fanboy, and could never escape that and rise to the level of Miz. You cannot defy your own nature.
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