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Post by Alucard on Aug 5, 2008 16:33:00 GMT -5
We've all been guilty of it at some time or another, some of us just wont admit it.
Take for example a few christmases ago, a friend of the family had their little yuppie larvae over at the house and since they're both boys of course...they wanna horseplay and wrestle. Since I'm the biggest thing around (I seriously tower over everyone in the family just about), they pick me.
I eventually had the lil' bastard up in torture rack position and walked all the way outside with him to threaten to dump him in the trash can (I didn't really do it, of course), and eventually decided to put him down.
Now, I'D NEVER REALLY DO IT AND CERTAINLY DID NOT, but damned if it didn't cross my mind for a fleeting moment to BURNING HAMMAH the kid into the yard.
Instead I just kinda knelt down and weakly fireman's carried him into the ground (basically I just put him down).
Also:
Every time I've shaken hands with someone I've kinda wanted to do the pull-in to a clothesline move.
And of course every time I see someone bend down on one knee I always wanna shining wizard them.
Um...you guys?
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Post by JRX on Aug 5, 2008 16:43:28 GMT -5
I DDT and Bionic Elbow my family on a regular basis.
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Post by Murf on Aug 5, 2008 16:45:12 GMT -5
Drop Kick was the old running gag in my circle of friends whenever we wanted to hurt someone rather than say something cliche like "kick their ass".
The past few months though, we have discovered that nothing removes nuisances more effectively than a well-placed Backfist to the Future.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Aug 5, 2008 16:50:17 GMT -5
I got in serious trouble with my Rugby coach once because of actually following through with the desire to perform a wrestling move.
We had just acquired a speedy little winger to play for us, and within 10 minutes of his debut, on the 5th tackle I kicked the ball through and he caught it on the bounce and sidestepped two players to score under the posts.
In celebration he ran at me to thank me for the kick, and jumped into my arms. I belly to bellied him on impulse and he jarred his back and had to be substituted and missed the next 3 matches. I nearly got stripped of the captaincy for that little doozy. The coach hated the fact I wrestled on indies anyway for fear I would get hurt.
One time I didn't follow through was when I was playfighting with my future step-son and some of his friends (all about 7-12 years of age) and they were doing some "lucha" spots I'd taught them after I'd shown them some AAA and CMLL tapes.
One in particular wanted to do the bodyscissors handspring bulldog (can't think of a better way to describe it, hope you know what I mean) that Rey Mysterio uses a fair bit in WWE. The move, like most of the ones they were doing, is pretty dependent on how I took the move. As I had the kid up on my shoulder with him ready for me to drop into the bulldog, I was so SO sorely tempted to wither back suplex him or even drop him over for a vertabreaker. Good sense prevailed then though ;D
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 5, 2008 16:51:21 GMT -5
We've all been guilty of it at some time or another, some of us just wont admit it. Take for example a few christmases ago, a friend of the family had their little yuppie larvae over at the house and since they're both boys of course...they wanna horseplay and wrestle. Since I'm the biggest thing around (I seriously tower over everyone in the family just about), they pick me. I eventually had the lil' bastard up in torture rack position and walked all the way outside with him to threaten to dump him in the trash can (I didn't really do it, of course), and eventually decided to put him down. Now, I'D NEVER REALLY DO IT AND CERTAINLY DID NOT, but damned if it didn't cross my mind for a fleeting moment to BURNING HAMMAH the kid into the yard. Instead I just kinda knelt down and weakly fireman's carried him into the ground (basically I just put him down). Also: Every time I've shaken hands with someone I've kinda wanted to do the pull-in to a clothesline move. And of course every time I see someone bend down on one knee I always wanna shining wizard them. Um...you guys? Ha, I have similar urges when all my little nephews start attacking me. Thankfully a playful manner and a soft couch nearby ensures no one goes home hurt. Geez... that sounds really sick doesn't it?
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Aug 5, 2008 19:53:03 GMT -5
Whenever I'm drunk and pissed at a bar I want to give someone an overhead belly to belly suplex into a plastic table
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Post by goodomens on Aug 5, 2008 20:05:48 GMT -5
Back in my younger, more agile days I could do a pretty decent Sweet Chin Music (never quite got HBK's elevation, but it was still quite good). I've often envisioned using it on annoying customers, people walking slowly in front of me, my students, etc.
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Post by I'm young and love it!! on Aug 5, 2008 23:02:55 GMT -5
this kid was revieling a crush of mine to this girl. just wanted to SCM him in the face!!!
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 5, 2008 23:12:57 GMT -5
Followed through once. My older brother wanted to wrestle for real, so I put him in a crossface chickenwing, took him down so we were both on our backs, then bridged it. He didn't last long.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Aug 5, 2008 23:54:21 GMT -5
I gave a kid a concussion in the 7th grade (10 years ago or more) by trying to tackle him in a tackle football game during recess. I was a tall, strong kid.. this kid had 4 inches and 40 pounds on me. I managed to somehow get him in a front headlock...and he hit his head on the ground...hard. Knocked out, concussion.
That was the day I learned the power of the DDT. Something I hope I never have to use again.
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Post by Max on Aug 6, 2008 0:36:29 GMT -5
and eventually decided to put him down. YOU KILLED HIM?!
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Post by Max on Aug 6, 2008 0:40:20 GMT -5
We've all been guilty of it at some time or another, some of us just wont admit it. Take for example a few christmases ago, a friend of the family had their little yuppie larvae over at the house and since they're both boys of course...they wanna horseplay and wrestle. Since I'm the biggest thing around (I seriously tower over everyone in the family just about), they pick me. I eventually had the lil' bastard up in torture rack position and walked all the way outside with him to threaten to dump him in the trash can (I didn't really do it, of course), and eventually decided to put him down. Now, I'D NEVER REALLY DO IT AND CERTAINLY DID NOT, but damned if it didn't cross my mind for a fleeting moment to BURNING HAMMAH the kid into the yard. Instead I just kinda knelt down and weakly fireman's carried him into the ground (basically I just put him down). Also: Every time I've shaken hands with someone I've kinda wanted to do the pull-in to a clothesline move. And of course every time I see someone bend down on one knee I always wanna shining wizard them. Um...you guys? Ha, I have similar urges when all my little nephews start attacking me. Thankfully a playful manner and a soft couch nearby ensures no one goes home hurt. Geez... that sounds really sick doesn't it? WHEN me and my nephew joke around(he's 6) I chokeslam him, FU him, Spinebuster him, or f5 him on a couch or a bed. The worst thats happen is that his head hits the wall.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Aug 6, 2008 1:46:49 GMT -5
Back in Grade 8, this kid kept trying to pick a fight with me in the school yard. I didn't let his s--- talk get to me; I walked away. However, as I walked away from him, he continued to talk smack. So what did I do? Since my back was turned to him, I took two steps backward and NAILED him with a superkick. He got knocked flat on the floor, and that was that.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 6, 2008 1:58:25 GMT -5
I've done tons of wrestling moves to people. 'Cos we were rasslin'. They can blow "don't try this at home" out their asses. We all do it.
Anyway, one time, it really backfired on me. I know I've told this story a ton of times, but it's funny.
I was playing basketball with a buddy. He is much larger than I. I threw an airball, oops, and he was bending over to pick it up. I yell out "Fame-asser!" and go to do the move. For his part, upon hearing me yell something he'd never heard in his life, "Fame-asser!" He goes, "HUH?!" and jerks up very fast. My leg was just over his head at the time...so I was sent into a backflip and landed face first on the gym floor.
Oops.
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Post by jeffdm on Aug 6, 2008 2:04:18 GMT -5
Only time I wanted to use a wrestling move was in high school ... the move I had in mind was a fallaway slam. The kid who deserved it was named Preston. I don't think it would have worked too well.
Times I have applied wrestling moves in a more or less legit fashion are as follows:
1) In a submission-holds only match with a friend on a trampoline ... I tried to get him in a move that was a sort of full-nelson camel clutch (like the Cattle Mutilation, I suppose, only without the bridge). Was successful but my friend wouldn't give up ... and then the pizza delivery guy arrived.
2) Working as a bouncer, in a bar. At 140 lbs, I was probably the skinniest bouncer alive. Once put a rowdy patron in a front headlock, and he proceeded to merely stand up, thereby carrying me on one shoulder until help got to me. Awesome times.
I had many worked matches with friends on my trampoline way back when (about 10 years ago now). My finishers were the aforementioned hold as well as a "hart attack" off the ropes (my choices were limited as a skinny guy 'wrestling' heavier friends). My friend Dan had a modified hip-toss he called the '3-Ring,' though he was just as apt to put me in a Razor's edge or something like that.
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Post by The Line on Aug 6, 2008 2:05:21 GMT -5
Ha, I have similar urges when all my little nephews start attacking me. Thankfully a playful manner and a soft couch nearby ensures no one goes home hurt. ah man, that is so perfect for use out of context. I almost want to sig it. I always want ot give girls...the money shot
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Post by Gopher Mod on Aug 6, 2008 2:12:54 GMT -5
I used to be the butt of the wrestling moves from my brothers. Various powerbombs and what not used on me in the early 1990's.
Some years later (read: 2006-present), I have done some lighter moves on my nephews (read: not hurting them). However, I have used two moves on a certain poster's kid (not quite so gentle as before): a move that's a slight variation on the Glam Slam, and a full nelson butterfly leg lock (which applies pressure to the arms, the sides of the ribs, and separates the legs at the same time).
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Post by Alucard on Aug 6, 2008 2:19:54 GMT -5
and eventually decided to put him down. YOU KILLED HIM?! ...I did what had to be done.
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Post by oniloco on Aug 6, 2008 4:41:38 GMT -5
I pretty much want to clothesline anyone running by my on the street.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Aug 6, 2008 4:44:13 GMT -5
I pretty much want to clothesline anyone running by my on the street. Me too, or Sweet Shin Music them lol.
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