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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Aug 6, 2008 5:36:22 GMT -5
as someone who's heard that wrestlers get alot of chicks, i always make sure i mention the fact that i'm learning to wrestle at the moment to anything with a vag. the only problem is that in my experience the good looking, great personality girls always assume that it'll turn their annoying friends on more, so i always get stuck with some really irritating slag talking about speedos. one time a girl who was so annoying i wanted to throw a baby off a bridge just to get her to talk about something else kept asking me to "do a wrestling move on me". i swear to god i actually heard the vertabreaker song in my head. i didn't do it in the end, but it wasn't for the lack of wanting.
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King of Fighters
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Post by King of Fighters on Aug 6, 2008 5:54:12 GMT -5
I remember me and my firend John were helping our friend Matt move nad the night before John had said he could get me in the Crippler Crossface in the span of five seconds, I said he couldn't and that if he could I would pay him five bucks, he said deal. Next morning I walk through this archway and bam in three seconds flat I'm on the ground in the corss face, let me tell you, that shit hurts. Later that day we put on a little match for our frinds for the hell of it, we both used to wrestle for the chools so we went out it, it ended when I reversed out of an Ankle Lock (Which is the second worse pain I've ever been through) by rolling over and kicking him down and got him in a Texas Cloverleaf, good times.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 6, 2008 6:00:47 GMT -5
I always wanted to do the people's elbow, and do an elbow drop, Ric Flair style. There was one time when a friend did the tombstone on me. On a concrete floor. And one inch away from certain death. Aside from that, I once used the camel clutch on my older sister. Don't ask why.
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ddt
Don Corleone
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Post by ddt on Aug 6, 2008 7:24:37 GMT -5
I know a guy who was working in a department store, and became involved in chasing down a shoplifter. My friend and a couple of the other employees cornered the guy in someone's yard. The thief then picked up a rock and threatened to kill everyone. Before he could use it, one of the employees knocked him down, then my friend put the shoplifter in a "modified" Sharpshooter (although I think it was more like a Boston half-crab). The shoplifter, who'd threatened to kill my friend and the other two guys, whined to the police that my friend tried to break his leg.
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Post by goodomens on Aug 6, 2008 9:15:16 GMT -5
There was one time when a friend did the tombstone on me. On a concrete floor. And one inch away from certain death. I've been tombstoned. Sort of, anyway...a friend of my older brother picked me up on his shoulder (I was probably 8 or so) and I wiggled around too much and slipped forward. He tried to catch me but ended up just directing me straight down. Let me tell you...dry soil is hard. Not as hard as the rock that was right next to my head, thankfully.
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Post by extremet on Aug 6, 2008 9:57:50 GMT -5
I usually wrestle with my friends quite a lot, against their will though (alcohol does that to a person)
I remember one incident where my friend was really wasted and was being sick into the toilet and the second he finally stood up and turned around, I met him with an RKO. He was less than happy to say the least
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 6, 2008 18:24:47 GMT -5
I've powerbombed the cat a couple of times....
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 6, 2008 19:13:24 GMT -5
I really need to start giving out Viagra Drivers whenever people at work ask me to do something unreasonable.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 7, 2008 1:17:25 GMT -5
I just remembered one time when a cousin of mine was about to powerbomb his brother, and I helped by adding something to add more damage (spiderman -- there were no steel chairs around.) Not sure if this counts but I tried the mandible claw on myself.
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Post by Gregor-2012 on Aug 7, 2008 10:17:14 GMT -5
This sounds wrong but i have put my mom in the Walls of Jericho before!!
Actually i've got loads of these:
Messing around with some friends while drunk once, tried to Emerald Flowsion one of them ended up putting my back out! Ended up putting him in the Crossface.
Constantly put my sister in an Ankle Lock and Crossface Chickenwing.
Having a plat fight with a friend a few years was trying to pull off a Crossface again but he just sat on me. Did pull of a Pele kick, Mandible Claw and Senton though.
When i spilt up with a girl once i did just want to Big Boot her and put her in a Triangle Choke! Christ im sick!!!
Always want to Superkick and Discuss Clothesline random's.
Trampolines and Bouncy Castles are always tempting aswell.
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Post by unbeliever on Aug 8, 2008 3:54:22 GMT -5
i remember being in a nightclub once with a few friends, us all getting drunk and me doing that max moon finisher thing (firemans carry into a forward roll/senton) on one the lads onto a rather empty dancefloor (it wasnt all that popular a club) after we got up and shook hands i noticed that there was a little debris from an earlier glass breakage on the floor... it was about then i sobered up quite quickly and told the guy to make sure his back was ok... he was fine thankfully!
the next morning i woke up and realised "i just firemans carry senton'd someone into broken glass WTF!" having the smuggest look on my face i think ive ever had!
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Post by kittylimits on Aug 8, 2008 11:10:42 GMT -5
One time, when working in a fast food restaurant, I was closing up. And some guy came in and wanted to rob the place, and I wasn't having it. There was a pole nearby and I had just seen a Rey Misterio match, so without thinking, I found myself giving that mo'fo the 619. I don't even know what happened to me.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 8, 2008 12:12:30 GMT -5
Ok, everyone here is probably gonna hate me for this but here goes...
There was this kid that was semi-deaf(He could hear, he just had to wear aids) and he hated me. We were on the basketball team in 8th grade and he gets tough and punches me in the face the locker room. So I kick his monkey ass. Long story short, I get kicked off the team after delivering the line "I don't see what I did wrong! It's not like he couldn't SEE the punches coming!" and the kid never messed with me again until...
Freshman year, 3rd day of school. We're playing flag football in Gym. Now this was after I messed my knee up pretty bad and couldn't play on actual teams(the 8th grade b-ball was an exception) so I'm taking my old position of WR and my team is dominating. The deaf kid is on the other team and he decides that he's gonna guard me. After I burn him a few times he gets PISSED and decides to hammer me before the snap. The teacher, who I happen to be good friends with now, pulls the kid until his team is on offense again. So we, well, specifically, I score, and the other team is on O. We get all in position for the play, and it looks like the deaf kid is gonna get the handoff. Lo and behold he does so I, who was guarding him at the time, have to stop him. How do I do it you ask? LARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT~! I knocked the kid out. Yes, I knocked him out with a Nigel McGuinnes style Jawbreaker Lariat. Game was stopped til we could get him off field and I didn't get in trouble.
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Aug 9, 2008 2:18:48 GMT -5
my 3 year old nephew gets all of the wrestling moves, but he always comes back for more.
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Post by Cela on Aug 9, 2008 2:38:58 GMT -5
During some Jiu Jitsu practices and tournaments, I sometimes am standing with them on ground while holding their legs, if I could pull off a sharpshooter or figure four fast enough, I would have.
I have been able to counter death guards(they will not let it go even after I have stood up and am clearly about to do something bad) with a boston crab on numerous occasions.
High school rumble agaisnt this freshman. I dove in for a headlock takeover, and as he dizzily got up, DDT put him down.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Aug 9, 2008 2:58:53 GMT -5
One time, when working in a fast food restaurant, I was closing up. And some guy came in and wanted to rob the place, and I wasn't having it. There was a pole nearby and I had just seen a Rey Misterio match, so without thinking, I found myself giving that mo'fo the 619. I don't even know what happened to me. Hey...wait a second. YOU'RE TONY RANDALL!
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Post by Throwback on Aug 9, 2008 3:19:59 GMT -5
"I wrestled on indies" "and they were doing some "lucha" spots I'd taught them" and people wonder how backyard wrestling starts
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Post by Bobby Womack on Aug 9, 2008 15:18:28 GMT -5
ive done and taken many a move and submission on floor mats, beds, couches, grass, etc, but one from many years ago that i remember fondly was around the 9th grade, me and my friend were play wrestling in the class room and i ddt'd him onto the carpeted floor, he actually got hurt and started going nuts throwing legit punches at me so i had to keep him in a front chancery for good measure til he was calm enough for me to let go, and when he got up he had the biggest forehead carpet burn ive ever seen, good times
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 9, 2008 15:27:19 GMT -5
I chop my dad on every occasion possible.
Also if he is anywhere near a couch or bed, I spear the crap out of him.
He's going to be 50 next year though, the time where I can do that and not hurt him is almost passed. It's a shame.
I spent most of my life fake wrestling my dad.
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Scott Parker
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Scott Parker on Aug 10, 2008 17:25:39 GMT -5
In high school, when I was on the wrestling team, a guy shot in for my legs to take me down. Only he did it wrong, and he was completely bent over, with his head between my legs. Before even thinking, I wrap my arms underneath his stomach and pick him up.
I had the guy in a perfect position for a piledriver, realize it, and set him back down. From what my teammates told me, when I had him up like that, the other team started going nuts, thinking I was actually going to follow through with it.
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