Path For the Wicked

[Toom E. Guci]

*Toomi Bischoff is sitting in his office.*

4 days. Just 4 days away until the next big EWT pay per view. And on that day, psychoapeguy will get his just due & be shoved into a bodybag. DSR will once again retain the championship as Spaz proves he can not main event another pay per view. And A-Bomb, A-Bomb....I have a nice, little suprise for you.

You see, at No Rest For the Wicked, everybody will enjoy what they see. Especially me. And today is just a sneak peak at what you will see LIVE on pay per view this Sunday.

[Ragnal]

JR:Hello,folks.I'm Jim Ross,and I'll be announcing for Path of the Wicked tonight.We have some great matches tonight,including one for the EWT Tri-State Championship!

LILLIAN:Ladies and gentlemen,the following contest is a Bdoy Bag match.The rules are that the participants must stuff the opponent into a body bag for the win.Making his way to the ring first...

*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe head to the ring.*

LILLIAN:From Scranton,PA,being accompanied by his brother Joe...The Master of Elemental Disaster,Mike RAGNAL!

JR:Well,Joe of course is the special guest referee for Mike's match against Psychoapeguy at No Rest for the wicked this SUnday.Whether or not Mike could possibly still lose is another.

LILLIAN:And his opponent...Matt Stryker!

*Mike takes the mic from Lillian.*

MIKE:Toomi's kidding,right?I have to face THIS GUY?A guy who taps out the second a submission hold is in place?

STRYKER:No,I'm the other Stryker!The guy that dressed up like Randy Savage?

MIKE:Um...is he telling the truth?

JOE:I dunno,it does get confus-

*Stryker attacks Mike from behind as he talksto his brother.Stryker then puts Mike into a face hold for a few seconds.He then puts Mike into an armbar for some time.Stryker picks Mike up and whips him into a corner.Stryker then runs at Mike,but before he can do anything,Mike elbows Stryker in the gut,bending him over.Mike then goes to the top rope and hits a Hurracanrana on Stryker,knocking him into the post,his legs hanging from the ropes.Mike grabs Stryker's arms,pulls hard on them,and lets go,causing Stryker to hit the post,and then knocking him to the ground face first.Mike then rolls Stryker over to the body bag,but Stryker grabs the rope to keep from being put in.Mike then picks Stryker up and sets up for a Ragnalrok,but Stryker slips off Mike's shoulders and German Suplexes Mike.Stryker places Mike into a Figure Four Leglock,but after a minute,Joe comes off the ropes and hits Stryker with the Cloudbreaker!Mike gets up after a few seconds,grabs Stryker,places him over his shoulders,and connects the Ragnalrok.Mike then rolls Stryker into the body bag,and the bell rings.*

LILLIAN:Here is your winner...Mike RAGNAL!

*Joe gets into the ring and raises Mike's arm in victory.he then gets out of the ring and grabs a mic.*

JOE:Did you see that,Ape?That is what my brother plans to do to you at No Rest for the Wicked.And remember-if you do ANY monkey business-no pun intended-I will immediately disqualify you.And don't even think about pulling anything off AFTER either,because there will be Hell to pay.

And that's how the winds of fate change for J!O!E!

*Faint plays as Mike and Joe head to the back.*

JR:Well,folks,later on tonight the third Ragnal,Linda,will be facing Oceanic.It's a women's match you won't want to miss!

*Commercial break*

ANNOUNCER:He was set to face an opponent.

MIKE:Sieve is a f***ing coward!

A:But instead,he faced a maniac.

*Footage from SBTB:TCY between Ape and Mike.*

JR:Oh mah gawd!

JV:Somebody stop that psycho!

A:Now,he is set to take him...

*footage of a body bag.*

A:To his death!

MIKE:I will make the Psychotic Ape a Cowardly Chimp!

APE:Rest...in...piece!

MIKE RAGNAL
PSYCHOAPEGUY
IN A BODY BAG MATCH
AND...

*Faint plays as footage of Joe Ragnal plays.*

JR:Bah gawd,I don't believe my eyes!The referree for the match!

CROWD:Go,Joe,Go!Go,Joe,Go!

SPECIAL GUEST REFERREE,JOE RAGNAL

JOE:I will call this match down the line,but Ape can be disqualified!

EWT PRESENTS NO REST FOR THE WICKED
SUNDAY,AUGUEST 14TH ONLY ON PPV

[curtrok]

*Live and Let die starts to play and Curtrok realizes that despite the tittle this song is not bad ass. Anyway, he makes his way down to the ring in his usual ICON t-shirt and Black Trunks. He slides under the bottom rope and demands a microphone.*

CR: Botchberg get your ass out here now I got something to say to you.

BOTCHBERG BOTCHBERG BOTCHBERG BOTCHBERG!

Botchberg's music hits pyro falls from the rafters Botchberg marches down to the ring and hops inside.

BB: You have something to *snort* BLEARG say?

CR: I do have something to say you juiced up freak, I got you back into this threaderation and you thank me by giving me spear who the hell do you think you are?

BB: I think I'm Botchberg! I think I'm da man! I think I'm the only EWT start to star in two major motion pictures.

Curtrok slaps the taste out of Botchberg's mouth. Botchberg answers with a spear Tatanka sprints out to the ring when he sees Curtrok laid out.

By the time Tatanka gets to the ring he's blown up from the running. He tries to climb in the ring but is unsuccesful. He waits a minute to catch his breath and then uses the ring stairs to enter the ring.

By this time Curtrok is starting back to his feet clutching his ribs and Botchberg sigans for the bell.

Tatanka hits Curtrok with some chops to the ribs to start things off. Curtrok tries to protect his ribs but Tatanka is relentless, that is until he runs out of breath again.

Tatanka starts to wheeze and puts his hands on his knees to catch his breath. Curtrok hits Tatanka with a DDT.

He picks Tatanka up and power bombs him, but holds on to his waste and connects on two more power bombs.

Curtrok slides out of the ring slides back in with a steel chair. He raises it over his head and Botchberg swoops in for the save. The two struggle over the chair and it flies back into Curtrok's face.

Tatanka rolls up curtrok fastcount 123! Winner Tatanka.

Curtrok charges at Botchberg and the two begin to brawl. The locker room empties to pull them apart.

Break!!!!!!


::Commerical::

Bob your head for new BK CHICKEN FIREESSSSS!

[Oceanic]

The "Ocean" match

Lillian: "This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 203 pounds, she is the Ocean's Beauty, Linda Ragnal!"

Linda's music plays as she runs from the back and slides under the ropes. She mounts the turnbuckles and raises her arms to the crowd who are giving her a nice ovation.

Lillian: "And her opponent, from Kauai Hawaii, Oceanic!"

The arena goes dark and a shimmering effect lights the ramp way. Calmly Oceanic comes out and walks to the ring. She gets in, removes her sarong, and the lights come back up. The bell rings for the match to start.

Linda and Oceanic meet in the center of the ring. They look each other in the eye then shake hands. They both back up a little then tie up. Oceanic gets the upper hand first and backs Linda up to the ropes. She sends Linda into the ropes but she reverses. Linda tries a clothesline but Oceanic ducks. Linda runs the ropes but Oceanic stops her momentum and leapfrogs as Linda charges. As Linda comes off the other side Oceanic goes for a hip toss but Linda uses her momentum to flip herself to land on her feet. Both ladies smile for a moment before tying up again. Linda gets the upper hand this time and and twists Oceanic's arm. Oceanic immediately head springs out of it and goes for a go behind waist lock. Linda reverses that into a go behind waist lock of her own. Linda goes for a German Suplex but Oceanic back flips and lands on her feet. Both women back off a bit before meeting in the center again and slapping high fives to the crowd's applause.

They tie up again and Oceanic gets the upper hand with a standing hammerlock. Linda tries to break but can't. Oceanic backs her up to the turnbuckles and knees her in the stomach, breaking the hold. Oceanic gives Linda a couple Thai Elbows and sends her in the opposite corner. Ocean runs in for a Stinger Splash but Linda moves out of the way. Oceanic crashes into the buckles and Linda gives her a back suplex. Linda gives Oceanic a running neckbreaker and a jumping elbow drop. She goes for the pin.

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Oceanic kicks out. Linda picks her up & executes a nice vertical suplex. Oceanic staggers up and Linda runs off the ropes with spinning heel kick. Linda picks Oceanic up again gives her a shoulder breaker. She goes for the pin.

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Kickout. Linda sends Oceanic in the ropes and gives her a Samoan Drop. Linda climbs to the second turnbuckle and executes a senton splash. She hooks the leg and goes for a pin.

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Oceanic kicks out. Linda grabs Oceanic in a side headlock to try and wear her down. Oceanic gets up to her feet and backs Linda up to the ropes. Oceanic pushes Linda off into the opposite side. Linda bounces off but misses a clothesline. She bounces off the other ropes and goes for a flying cross body but Oceanic ducks it. Linda pulls herself using the ropes and gets a clothesline over the top rope to the outside. Linda staggers up to her feet but Oceanic lays her out with suicide dive over the top rope. Oceanic gets up first and throws Linda back in the ring following in close behind. Linda tries to stand but Oceanic lays in to her with a flurry of Thai Elbows until Linda falls on her back. Oceanic picks Linda up and winds her arm until she's doubled over, then lands an axe kick to the back of the neck. Oceanic lands a jumping leg drop and goes for a pin.

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Linda kicks out. Oceanic lays on Linda's back and puts her in a rear chin lock. Linda struggles but can't get out of it. After a few minutes Oceanic varies it a bit by putting her knee right in Linda's back but keeps the chin lock on. Linda can't break out but she's not tapping either. Oceanic breaks the hold and goes for an inside cradle.

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Kickout. Linda staggers up but is met with a Thai Knee from Ocean that knocks her back down. Oceanic locks in a combination Crippler Crossface/Rings Of Saturn and Linda screams out in pain. Oceanic keeps the pressure on while Linda tries to get out. Minutes pass by but Linda won't tap. Oceanic breaks the hold again and immediately modifies it into a pinning move.

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Linda kicks out. Oceanic puts Linda in a Northern Lights Suplex.

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No! Linda kicks out again. Oceanic goes for a kick to the stomach but Linda catches it, but Oceanic just leaps and kicks Linda in the chin with the other foot. She goes for another pin.

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Linda kicks out again. Oceanic sends Linda into the ropes. Oceanic leapfrogs but Linda puts on the brakes and puts Oceanic in an Edge-O-Matic. Oceanic is down and Linda uses the break to catch her breath. Both women get back up but Linda is first with a hurricanrana into a pin.

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No! Oceanic kicks out. Linda clotheslines Oceanic down and follows it with a T-Bone suplex. She covers Oceanic.

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Kickout. Linda charges but Oceanic counters with a high front kick right across Linda's nose that puts her down. Oceanic small packages Linda.

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Kickout. Oceanic waits for Linda to stand up and goes for a hurricanrana of her own. Oceanic has her legs around Linda's head but Linda counters with a sit down power bomb.

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Oceanic gets her shoulder up. Linda body slams Oceanic where she wants her and hits the Tidal Wave! She covers.

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No! Oceanic kicks out again! Linda sets up for a brainbuster but Oceanic reverses and lands behind Linda. She jumps up on Linda's shoulders and rolls into a pin.

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Linda kicks out. Linda tries to bounce back but Oceanic blasts her with a spinning heel kick. Oceanic knees Linda in the side a few times and gives her a sit down front suplex. Oceanic rolls her over onto her back and climbs to the top turnbuckles. She leaps off with a Superfly Splash and crashes hard across Linda's chest. She hooks the leg and goes for a pin.

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NO! Linda barely got the shoulder up. Oceanic can't believe it. She picks up Linda up and goes for another spinning heel kick but Linda ducks. Linda boots Oceanic in the stomach and gives her a quick DDT. Linda positions Oceanic where she wants her and climbs the turnbuckle signaling for the Down Pour.

Suddenly Hillary Clitton, Girl Next Door title in hand runs out of the crowd. She pops Linda in the head with the belt and shoves her off the turnbuckles sending her crashing to the concrete. Clitton then starts kicking at the downed Oceanic. The referee calls for the bell but Clitton won't let up. She measures Oceanic with the title belt waiting for her to stand up. When Oceanic does stand she gets nailed with the belt across the head. Clitton looks like she's about to set up for her special move when Linda charges back into the ring and Clitton bails taking the title with her. Clitton runs up the ramp as fast as she can go while Linda checks on Oceanic.

Lillian: "The ruling of this match is a double disqualification!"

The crowd is booing like crazy while Clitton holds her title up before disappearing into the back. Oceanic is up looking very disappointed while Linda is swearing at the ref. Oceanic approaches Linda and extends her hand, which Linda takes and they both raise their arms. The crowd is cheering for both women as the camera fades for commercials.

[Poker Joker]

(The E.W.T. arena crowd gets ready for the next match on the Road to No Rest for the Wicked line-up. They are soon met with the sound of "All About the Pentiums" by Wierd Al Yankovik, and the crowd gives up a ton of cheers. Down the asile runs Mike Hodgson, who slides into the rings and starts doing the Running Man in the middle of the ring.)

*ANNOUNCER*: The next bout is scheduled for one fall, and is for the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 175 lbs.... former E.W.T. Tag-Team Champion, MIKE HODGSON!!!

(The crowd cheers for Hodgson as he stops dancing for a moment to run over to the ropes and raise an arm to the fans. Soon, though, his music stops. When it does, "Like A Virgin" by Madonna starts, and the fans reactions change from cheers to jeers in a hurry. Through the curtain at the top of the entry way comes Billy Ubermark. He isn't dressed in his wrestling garb. Instead, he has on his jeans and a "Discriminate THIS!" t-shirt on. Over his left shoulder is the E.W.T. Tri-State Title, and around his neck is the medallion he got from the Voodoo shop.)

*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, from St. Paul, Minnesota, weighing in at 226 lbs.... the reigning E.W.T. Tri-State Champion, Billy "THE VIRGIN" Ubermark!!!

(Billy makes his way to the ring slowly. He looks extremely tired, and rubs his eyes as he comes down. He doesn't even pay attention to the crowd as they shout insults and cat call at him. Once he reaches the ring area, he doesn't enter the ring, but simply asks to borrow the announcer's microphone. Once with the mic in his hand, he starts to address Mike Hodgson.)

*BU*: I have an announcement that I would like to make. As you all may or may not know, I was recently down near New Orleans. While I was there, I got this medallion that I feel is crucial to my continued existance. You see, ever since that tuna-brained beast, Maelstrom, has started stalking me, I have been living in constant fear of my life. Therefore, I got this medallion, that will keep old fish-face away from me. And from the way it smells, I can see why.

(Billy stops for a minute to rub his eyes and yawn. The crowd simply mutters with disgust.)

*BU*: Anyways, while I was getting my medallion, the cab I rode down in drove away, leaving me stranded. As a result, I've had to hitchhike over 500 miles back here to the arena. In fact, I just got back into town, about half-an-hour ago. Now, I know that I have a title match against you, Mike, but as E.W.T. Tri-State Champion, I'm going to simply have to tell you that I can't have this match, tonight.

(Mike get a pissy look on his face and hollers something at Billy, as the crowd roars its disapproval.)

Look, Mike. I'm exhausted. I'm sore. I've been on the road for two days. Lord knows that there's nothing I'd enjoy more than slapping some of those zits off your face. But the truth is I'm just not up to having this match, tonight, so its not going to happen. Maybe next week, when I'm more up to kicking your Donkey Kong-loving ass we can get around to it. But frankly, right now, you're not worth it. Catch ya, later. I'm going home to get some sleep.

(Billy turns around to leave and starts walking up the ramp as the fans chant "Bulls***" at the top of their lungs. Mike becomes angry, but decides not to let Billy get away. Instead, he slides out of the ring and runs up the ramp. He overtakes Billy with a clothesline from behind, knocking the Tri-State Champ to the ground. Mike grabs Billy, rushes him back to the ring, and slides him in under the bottom rope. The ref takes the Tri-State Title from Billy and calls for the bell. Billy gets a startled look on his face as the Bell rings and the match begins.)

(Mike slides into the ring, himself as Billy tries to argue with the ref. Mike rushes at Billy and hits him with a running forearm. Billy staggers backwards against the ropes, and Mike starts hitting him with punches to the head. The ref asks Mike to back up and quit punching, so he does. Billy staggers along the ropes and ends up in the corner of the ring. Mike runs towards Billy and catches him with a Monkey Flip out of the corner that sends Billy flying onto the canvas. Billy tries to get off the canvas as quickly as he can. He stands up, and Mike hits him with a standing dropkick. Billy goes back down to the canvas. Mike grabs Billy by the head and stands him up. Mike locks Billy up and nails a swinging neckbreaker on him. Mike goes for a cover.)

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(Billy kicks out of the cover attempt, and sits up. Mike gets behind Billy and puts him in a reverse chin lock. Billy doesn't stay down for long, though. He struggles to his feet and then delivers a couple of elbows to Mike to get him to break his hold. With Mike stunned, Billy throws himself into the ropes and comes back at Mike for a clothesline. Mike recovers too quickly, however, and hits a jumping spin kick to Billy's chest. Billy goes straight down to the canvas, again. Mike runs himself into the ropes, and comes back with a running leg drop on Billy's head that gets some nice height. Billy rolls over onto his stomach afterwards, clearly dazed. Mike stands up and waits for a second. He then helps Billy get to his feet, and whips Billy into one of the turnbuckles. Billy hits the turnbuckle hard, and Mike runs in afterwards. Billy moves out of the way at what he thinks is the last second, thinking Mike will run into the turnbuckle himself. Mike catches himself, however, and simply watches Billy stagger out of the corner. Mike catches Billy off-guard, and quickly puts him into a headlock and nails an Acid Drop that drives Billy's face hard into the mat. Again, Mike goes for a cover.

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(Billy gets a shoulder up. Mike gets off of Billy, but doesn't let up. Instead, he delivers a couple of stomps to Billy's chest. After that, he again pulls Billy up to his feet. He puts a front facelock on Billy and drags him over to the turnbuckles. He climbs to the second one and attempts a Tornado DDT. Billy counters him, however, and throws Mike off. Mike land on the canvas with a thud as Billy leans back in the corner, trying to catch his breath. Mike starts getting to his feet. Billy charges at him and catches Mike with a knee lift to the face as he's hunched over. Mike stands straight up holding his face. Billy grabs Mike and nails him with a Downward Spiral. Billy stands up, but appears wobbly. He grabs Mike'ss head and lifts him into the kneeling position. Billy sizes Mike up and hits a dropkick to the face of Mike Hodgson. Mike rolls backwards, violently, and Billy goes for a sloppy cover without even hooking a leg.)

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(Mike kicks out. Billy rolls off of Mike and rubs his face. He stands up, and Mike starts working his way to his feet. Billy takes Mike and whips him into the ropes. Billy runs to the other ropes, jumps on them and bounces off with a Slingshot Back Elbow. He connects to Mike's face and sends the former Nyrd to the ground. Billy gets up and goes down to Mike's legs. He manuvers Mike around and catapaults him into the corner. Mike's head nails the top turnbuckle, and he slumps against the corner. Billy then gets up and rushes into the corner, sandwiching Mike between himself and the turnbuckles. Mike winces in pain at the impact. Billy grabs Mike and works him up to the top rope, where he sits him. Billy then climbs up to the top rope and nails a Sunset Flip. Mike's head and shoulders land on the mat with a sick thud and in a perfect pinning position for Billy.)

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(Mike barely gets a shoulder up before the three-count. Billy pushes away from him and stands up with the help of the ropes. He gets to the front of Mike, and makes him stand up. Billy hits a snap suplex that sends Mike to the ground. Billy goes outside of the ring and onto the apron. He sizes Mike up and goes for a plancha over the top rope into a guilloteen leg drop. Mike moves out of the way, however, and Billy simply lands on his tailbone. Mike stands up as Billy rolls on the canvas clutching his tailbone. Mike catches his wind as Billy finally starts getting to his feet. Mike rushes at him and hits a flying forearm smash to Billy's face. Billy goes back down to the canvas. Mike gets to his feet again. Billy also stands up, but slower than Mike. Mike runs at Billy and hits him with a clothesline. Billy is down again, and the crowd starts getting behind Mike, and chanting his name! Mike again stands up. Billy gets up slower, and Mike runs at him and nails a DDT. Mike stands Billy up and shoots him into the ropes. Mike goes for a dropkick on Billy, but Billy holds onto the ropes so he doesn't bounce off. Mike, however, is fired up. He gets right to his feet and suprises Billy with a clothesline that sends Billy flying over the top rope and out of the ring. The ref starts a 10-count on a dazed Billy.)

1.....2......3......4......5....

(Billy gets to his feet and staggers over to the time keeper's table. He grabs the Tri-State Championship Belt and rolls into the ring with it at the count of 8. The ref clearly sees the belt in Billy's hand and tries to take it away from him. Mike sees the belt, too, and wisely backs away to the opposite ropes. The ref is arguing with Billy and threatening to disqualify him.

Suddenly Joel Nelson, Mike's former partner, runs down to the ring carrying an XBox. He climbs onto the ring apron behind Mike and nails him in the back of the head with the XBox. Pieces fly everywhere, and Mike staggers forwards, clearly stunned. The fans boo at Joel for his actions, and as Joel jumps off the ring apron, someone throws an empty box of Milk Duds at him.

Billy Ubermark sees this, but the ref doesn't. Billy distracts the ref long enough for Joel to get away from the ring. He then gives the ref the belt willingly. Billy goes over behind the dazed Mike Hodgson, who is now leaning against the ropes holding the top of his head. Billy pulls him off the ropes and nails the Virgin Sacrafice! Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark goes for the cover.

1....2.....3!

(The bell rings, and Billy stands up and staggers to the middle of the ring. Where the ref hands him his belt and raises hand in victory.)

*ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner of this bout, and still Tri-State Champion, .... Billy "THE VIRGIN" Ubermark!

(The fans boo harshly as Billy stands in the ring with his Tri-State Title Belt in one hand, and the dollar-bill shaped medallion, which he wrestled the entire match with on, still around his neck. Meanwhile, Joel Nelson walks back up the ramp with a big smile on his face and the remains of the X-Box under his arm.)

[girlnextdoor]

*Dr. Hillary Clitton is walking backstage in the parking garage, heading to her vehicle when Marc Lloyd runs up to her.*

Lloyd: Dr. Clitton, Dr. Clitton...why did you attack oceanic like that?

Dr. Clitton: Why did I attack her? Why shouldn't I attack her? She badmouths my profession. She badmouths my patients. Most importantly, she badmouthed me. Nobody badmouths me. I am the champion around here, not her. I run the show with all the women because I have what they want...the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. And with this belt, I control your future. I control your destiny.

But oceanic, I am not afraid of you. Not in the least bit. Because, I know on Sunday you will lose the Queen's Court Rumble. Do you know why? Would you like to meet the 3 mystery women who will be involved? They're in my car & are a few patients of mine. oceanic, meet Mae Young, Lita, & Dawn marie...your worst nightmare.

*The 3 women gather around Dr. Hillary Clitton & grab Marc Lloyd.*

Mae: No more questions maggot.

*Lita nails a Twist of Fate on marc Lloyd*

[ape]

*the camera fades into a padded room psychoapeguy is looking right into the camera...he's gently rubbing the scars on his forehead as he begins to speak*

...mr. bischoff...you threatened to disqualify me...you vow to make sure i end up in a bodybag...i don't care if i'm disqualified...i don't care if i end up in the bodybag....this isn't a specialty match to me....this is a fight...i will make ragnal bleed...roll his bloody corpse into that bodybag....but i won't seal it...oh, no...i have to fit another in that bodybag....when i'm done with ragnal....i am immediately coming for you...watch yourself, mr. bischoff...watch yourself...

*psychoapeguy pulls out a razor blade and gently runs it along the scars that spell out "die toomi"....he then quickly slices an underline under the scars. the blood quickly drips down his face and the ape begins manic laughter. the laughter continues to echo in the background as the camera fades to black.*

[Oceanic]

Todd Grisham: "Ladies and gentleman, I'm with here with Oceanic. Earlier today Dr. Hilly Clitton interfered in your match with Linda Ragnal costing you both a shot at the title. What are your feelings on that?"

Oceanic: "Why do you always ask me that after I get screwed? Linda and I were showing what the Women's Division is all about. We were putting on a hell of a show when Clitton, that gutless coward, had to come out and cost us both the match. This is solid proof that everything I said about her is true. She's a joke, she's a sham, but most importantly, she's afraid. She knows that I could take her title away from her in any time, any where. She knows that she's got Linda, Mia, and a locker room full of women who want to take her out just as badly as I do. She has learned that fact, and she's scared. Now she is so desperate she has to get three goons to do her dirty work for her."

Todd: "Speaking of which, Hillary has revealed that the three mystery opponents in the Queen's Court Rumble will be Mae Young, Lita, and Dawn Marie. Your thoughts?"

Oceanic: "Obviously she has to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find people dumb enough to try and take me out. First, Mae Young. A tired old fossil who is one wrong bump away from a shattered hip. Next you have Lita. In case Hillary hasn't noticed, I easily beat Lita in under two minutes in my debut match. Hillary should go to our AV department and watch that match. She might learn something. Finally, there's Dawn Marie, the diva that taste forgot. I don't think any of those three will pose a threat."

Todd: "One last question. If you win the Queen's Right Rumble and get that shot against Hillary Clitton for the Girl's Next Door title, what do you plan to do to her?"

Oceanic: "Retire her."

[Banned Member]

Howard Finkel: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.

The camera is now focused on the entranceway filled with about 20 choir members busting into "Hallelujah!" The Vegas showgirls come out first decked out in white with huge feathers emanating from their head dresses as Flex Magnificent decked out in his usual white rhinestone ring cape & white tights & boots. Right behind him being carted out are 2 glass cases. One has his recently won Scammy Award & the other is featuring his gold medals he stole from Kurt Angle on display. Flex is beaming in the sun & the audiences boos as he opens his cape up like Batman & shows off his magnificent body.

Finkel: Coming down the aisle at this time Hailing from Nuremberg, Germany with a weight of 330 lbs. of pure muscle with arms in length of 30 inches, waist 38", legs 24" & at a height of 6'7" he is the undefeated WBF Champion, the Scammy Award Winning, & Olympic Gold Medalist......He is the Genetic Superman.........FLEX MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!!!

*The lights go out,and the start of Step Up hits,and the pyro blasts,and out walks Merc. Merc walks down to the ring,and stops outside,and looks at Flex.

Fink: And his opponent, From parts unkownweighing in at 305lbs. Mercenary!!!!!!!

*Merc gets in the ring,and meets flex in the middle,and as the ref signals for the bell. Flex arm flexes in front of Merc. Merc rears back,and punches Flex in the face. Flex looks at merc laughs,and levels Merc with a punch knocking Merc down to the mat. Flex than stomps away on Mercs back as he tries to get up. flex picks up Merc,and body slams him stiffly on the mat. As Merc gets up Flex kicks Merc in the gut,and delivers a DDT,and as Merc lays there Flex climbs the top rope,and hits an elbow drop. Flex goes for the cover,and at the last second Merc gets his shoulder up. Flex than goes for a clothesline,but at the last moment Merc ducks sending Flex over the top rope. JZ comes out from the crowd stalking his prey in the form of Merc. The referee is now checking to see if Flex is OK to continue. With the ref distracted JZ slides into the ring behind an unsuspecting Merc with a loaded coal miner's glove. Flex is starting to make his way back in the ring as Merc catches JZ out the corner of his eye & turns as JZ goes for a full swing which connects as Merc ducks under & Flex takes it full force on the chin laying him out cold. JZ is in a state of disbelief as Merc connects with a huge roaring elbow knocking JZ out of the ring. Merc quickly drops down on the fallen Magnificent & gets the 1,2,3!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match.....MERCENARY!!!

Merc immediate jumps out of the ring & chases JZ out to the crowd & out the arena as the camera is still on the ring.

The ref is now aiding in assistance to the knocked unconscious Flex Magnificent who is just gaining his bearings. The ref tries to see if he is alright as Flex immediately tosses the ref like a rag doll. The ref quivers is knowing his fate. Flex lifts him up by the face & throws him into the corner & repeatedly knee strikes the referee for causing his first lost in the EWT. Officials are calling for the bell trying to stop the madness that is a Flex Magnificent Roid Rage. Flex refuses to stop as the referee's face is now totally covered in his own blood & snot.

All of a sudden, "RIP" by Gary Human hits the PA causing Flex to stop in his tracks & look towards the ramp way as the audience is treated to Limey entering with a mic in hand. The crowd goes nuts as Flex now has a serious look drawn upon his face starring at the man who he will face this Sunday at "No Rest For The Wicked."

Limey now sternly delivers his message.

Limey: Well it's about time you got did in, Flex, because frankly this here era of Magnificence is about to get an even bigger wake up call.

*Flex is shown getting very angry while climbing the ropes yelling expletives at Limey.

Limey: Not only have you lost your first match with an EWT superstar but I am going to expose you for the steroid pumping, manager stealing, powder puff that you really are!

*the crowd goes nuts for Limey chanting "HE CAN'T WRESTLE! (clap clap clap clap clap) as Flex is obviously getting heated up by the fans & kicking the bottom ropes & turnbuckles yelling*

Limey: Flex, you f*****g crossed the line at "Saved By The Bell: The College Years." You took away the woman you was the first person to really understand who & what I am!!! *Flex is looking around like the jig is almost up* And frankly the whole playing dumb scheme just ain't gonna work no more!!! Because tonight I have evidence that even YOU, you real f*****g dumbbell, can't deny!!!

*Flex is starting to look a lot more worried*

Limey: You see you son of a b***h I took it upon my self to do some detective work & frankly what I found is just what I needed. Cue it up Frank!

*The Toomi Tron now shifts over to a color photo Flex & the now absent Dr. Delavier in the parking lot of Val's Protein Powder Palace with a struggling Carla in tow & a big bag labeled "STEROIDS" in big black bold letters.*

*Flex is completely beside himself with a shocked look that can only be described as the "Oh s***! They're showing my pictures of me singing into a comb inside my house on TV!" look*

Limey: Where is she? I swear if you've laid a finger on her, I'll rip you limb from limb!!!I'll cut you!! NOW GET OVER HERE & FACE ME DAMMIT!!!!

*Flex backs off as Limey comes charging for the ring. Flex immediately drops on ALl fours & runs throw the fans as Limey is in hot pursuit of his nemesis*

*Merc comes back to ring,and grabs the mic.*

Merc: Jz......This Sunday....You will be taking a nap.....a dirt nap...I promise you you wont be seeing sunlight for a long long time.....And as for you Trish......I will always love you......I don't know what i did....I tried to please you....but but.

*Merc drops the mic,and walks off with his head down.*

[The Lach is very tired]

*We come back from a commercial to find Toomi Bischoff standing in the middle of the ring with a table & chairs set up.*

TB: Now it is time for the contract signing for the main event of No Rest For The Wicked. DSR v Spaz for the EWT Heavyweight Championship. The time has come for

*TB is interrupted by Spaz’s theme music. The crowd pops as he appears at the top of the ramp without Becky. He walks down to the ring & slides in, he then looks cautiously at Toomi as he salutes his fans & sits down in one of the chairs.*

TB: You know that I hate being interrupted.

*Spaz just shrugs.*

TB: And now all we need is DSR lets get him out here.

*DSR’s theme hits and he appears the crowd boos as he holds up the EWT Title & gets into the ring. He shakes Toomi’s hand & sits down opposite Spaz. The two rivals are staring straight at each other.*

TB: Now I trust both of you have reviewed the contracts. DSR, you as champion are the first to sign.

*DSR picks up the pen off the table & signs his name.*

TB: Excellent. Spaz it is your turn to sign the contract.

*Spaz gets up & snatches the mic out of Toomi’s hand.*

S: Wow I’m surprised you showed DSR. Before I sign I just have one thing to say to you two S.O.B’s, as soon as I sign this contract your fate is sealed DSR you will be known as the last champ of your era. Once I claim the title the new era will begin.

*Spaz then signs the contract & hands in to Toomi. Just then he is hit from behind with a chair by Sexy Translator. The crowd boos as DSR & Toomi proceed to stomp a mudhole in Spaz. Toomi picks Spaz up & holds his arms behind his back as DSR nails Spaz with the belt busting him open. He then hits a Turbonegro Destroyer on Spaz. DSR, Sexy Translator & Toomi stand over Spaz’s lifeless body & DSR grabs the mic.*

DSR: See you on Sunday chump.

*DSR spits on Spaz & the three leave the ring triumphantly as EMT’s & Becky rush down to the ring to check on Spaz.*