jzbadblood
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Post by jzbadblood on Mar 5, 2005 22:16:57 GMT -5
Man in the Box hits and Jz comes to the ring in new wrestling gear, long black tights that say Jzbadblood in red text on both sides and blood dripping down. He has black boots with red bloody designs and shin guards. Also he's wearing an un-buttoned EW F'N T shirt, dragging the World Title. He grabs a microphone.
Jz: Alright, I'm sick of this bullshit. This tournament is leaving me with nothing to do, and I'm bored as hell. So I'll tell you what, right now I'm gonna to kick somebodys ass for this World Title...and by the way, I only defend this title with no holds barred.
Jz throws the microphone and gives the title to the referee, also throwing the button up shirt to the crowd. He waits in anticipation as the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin struts from the back with his vest. Jz's eyes open wide as Austin comes into the ring and does his corner taunts. He gets off the last turnbuckle and stares Jz down as the bell rings. Austin then begins to punch in the face and whips his ass into the corner. Austin then kicks Jz in the stomach until he falls to his ass and Stone Cold walks it dry. Austin picks Jz up and throws him out of the ring. He follows after and chokes Jz with a cord. Austin lets go and struts over and throws the bell keeper from his chair and picks it up. Austin sets the chair down and sits, cracking open a beer he grabbed from a convinently placed cooler. Jz gets up and crossbodys Austin with no regard for his body. Jz grabs the beer and smashes it against Austin's face. After hitting Austin with the beer he goes over and takes the ring bell. Jz stalks Austin and goes over to him only to get smashes in the face with the chair. Austin stands up with the chair and stabs at Jz with no remorse. The referee trys to stop Austin and he gets into the face of the ref. Jz crawls over to the steps and rests his body on them. Austin pushes the ref aside and walks over to Jz who grabs him and throws Austin over the steps. Jz crawls and gets the chair. He stands up and a recovering Austin hits the champ with a clothesline that sends the chair flying over the barricade. Austin whips Jz off and goes to pick up the chair but he gets throws over. Jz trys to punch him but Austin blocks a punch and suplexes Jz onto the hard concrete. The fans split and Austin picks Jz up. He takes the stunned Jz and throws him through the black curtain into the backstage area. A fan gives his chair to Austin who clobbers Jz across the face with it. Jz is busted open. Austin walks back out and sends his middle fingers into the air as the fans explode. Austin comes back through the curtain and Jz stumbles to his feet. The former WWF champ takes Jz by his head again and slams him into a locker room door, then turns him around and sends his face into the door oppostie that one. Austin then whips him diagnoally onto a table with tv monitors. Jz hits it then stands back up into a spinebuster by Austin through the table. Stone Cold takes the champion by the head again and throws him through a door into the lobby of the arena. Fans crowd around and watch Austin stomp a mudhole into Jz again. They cheer him on and Austin grabs a beer and chugs it. Jz grabs onto his knees pads and trys to pull himself up. The fans egg Austin on, and the Texas Rattlesnake kicks Jz in the face and throws him into the popcorn stand. Jz grabs some popcorn and throws it to Austin who catches the bag and eats a few pieces before kicking Jz in the gut. The champ falls backwards onto the hard floor. Jz's face is completly covered in blood and it's dripping onto the floor. Austin drags him by his hair up to a flight of stairs. Jz is forced to his feet and is dragged up the steps. Austin stops and bashes Jz's face against the railing a few times and then into the wall. Austin kicks him a few times and continues up the steps. They reach the top floor and Austin bashes Jz's bloody face into the door. He then pulls him back and delivers a suplex onto the floor. Austin opens the door and we're on level C of the arena where the fans chant Austins name. Austin walks to the edge of the railing and stands on it, raising the double bird. He jumps down and turns around, where Jz is running at him. Austin quickly bends over and sends him over the railing with a back body drop. Jz drops about 15 feet through electric equipment and tables. Sparks fly and the announcers are cut off. The fans chant holy shit as Austin walks down the steps to the car wreck where Jz is. Since Stone Cold can only pin the the ring he sifts through the mess and picks up a bloody and unconcious Jz. Austin punches him in the face and Jz falls to his knees, but he is picked back up and dragged down more steps. Austin is near the bottom floor and he gets tired of dragging the champion so he tosses him over the railing again onto the hard floor. Austin climbs over the railing and jumps off with a forearm to the face of Jz, blood splatters. He stands up and shakes off the pain of hitting his knees on the floor by kicking Jz in the face. The battered champion somehow stands up and Austin grabs him by the head and throws Jz through the fans. They start to stomp him but are quickly held back up security. Jz crawls to the barricade and trys to pick himself up but Austin kicks him in the gut and stomps him some more. He picks Jz up and tosses him into the barricade and the champ flips over. Austin sits on the side and does the beer drinking taunt. Jz grabs a chair from under the ring and climbs up the steps as Austin laughs at him stumbling through the ropes. Stone Cold follows him into the ring and ducks a chair shot. Jz drops the chair and is whipped to the ropes, being caught with the Lou Thez press. Austin punches him and stand up with the middle fingers in the air. He turns around and motions for Jz to get up. On his way to his feet the champ grabs the chair and when Austin goes to kick him for the stunner set up Jz levels him with the chair. On impact Jz collapes from the force. Austin and Jzbadblood both lay in the ring. The referee begins the ten count.
1..2...3...4...5..6...7...
Austin crawls over onto Jz, apparantly the chair shot took more out of Jz. Austin hooks the leg.
1...2...and a kickout by the champion. Austin sits up and smiles. He gets to his feet and flips the double bird. Jz stands up and can barely see the two middle fingers through the crimsion mask. Austin kicks him in the gut and delivers a Stone Cold Stunner! Jz doesn't flip or roll over, he takes the stunner and collapes on Austin's shoulder, who rolls him off and pins Jz.
1...2...the ref stops and points to Jz's arm that must have fell under the ropes after the stunner. Austin gets up and argues with the ref that Jz is obviously knocked out. The ref points to the arm and Austin pushes him. The stupid ref pushes him back and is hit with a stunner! The ref flys about ten feet backwards out of the ring. Austin rolls out of the side of the ring where the ref is and walks over to the beer cooler where he takes three beers and chugs them at once. The fans cheer and Stone Cold takes the title belt into the ring. Jz grabs the chair and stands toward the turnbuckle, partially because he's trying to recover, trying to conceal the steel chair, and he's taking the turnbuckle off. Austin throws the title into the ring and rolls in. He walks over to Jz and is hit in the abdomen with the chair. Jz grabs Austin for the stunner but is thrown forward, bashing his face into the concealed buckle. Austin catches Jz and positions him in the turnbuckle. He picks Jz up on his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Austin puts his fingers in the air and grabs him for a superplex. Jz barely punches him in the ribs and throws Austin off the turnbuckle. Jz sits on the top and watches his opponent bash the mat and hit his head off the chair. Austin holds his head in pain and Jz uses this opportunity to come off the top with a moonsault. He barely pulls the maneuver off and lays onto of Austin for the pin. Another referee runs to the ring and begins the count.
1...2...Austin kicks out! Jz rolls off and wipes the blood from his eyes. He somehow gets back to a vertical base and picks the steel chair up. Austin walks into a steel chair shot and continues to stand. Jz hits him over the head with the chair about five times and Austin is out on his feet. Jz whips Stone Cold off and kicks him in the gut for a stunner of his own! Jz stands up after the stunner and crumbles ontop of Austin.
1...2...3!!!! They are both knocked out and Jz is announced the winner and still World Champion. He rolls off of Austin and lays on his back unconcious in the ring. The referee places the title on his chest and the fans applaud the hard fought win. Man in the Box plays and the screen fades from a bloody Jz to the EWT barbed wire logo.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Mar 5, 2005 22:18:49 GMT -5
BK: Whatcha think about my match above?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 5, 2005 23:09:39 GMT -5
Good job, my friend. And we have 5 more First Round matches to go before we can start the Round 2 Brackets. Remember, if not typed by Monday, the opponent advances. These are who are left to type their match: fettster versus Justin Bradshaw Layfield
Moxie versus Bret "Hitman" Hart
HM Myles versus Chris Jericho
obi versus Bob Backlund
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 5, 2005 23:10:25 GMT -5
Oops....forgot Mercenary also has a match, too.
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Post by hmmyles on Mar 6, 2005 0:00:08 GMT -5
<The lights go off and the countdown begins, and Chris Jericho makes his way down the aisle. HM Myles follows, wearing his trademark hooded vest.>
<The match starts slow, with both men feeling each other out. They try for a knucklelock, and Myles twists Jericho's arm. Jericho bridges backwards, flips over, and grabs Myles' arm, reversing the hold. Myles drops down to sweep out Jericho's legs, and Y2J hits the mat. The two both try to gain an advantage, but eventually have to stand back at a stalemate. The crowd applauds for the back and forth.>
<A lockup allows Y2J to push Myles into a corner. Jericho pushes off and nails some knife-edge chops, causing Myles to grab his chest in pain. Jericho swings Myles out of the corner, holds his arm, and drops down into a Fujiwara armbar. Myles rolls to his side and clasps his hands, no allowing Jericho to lock it on completely.>
<Myles eventually begins to stand up, with Jericho still holding his arm, but drops both of his knees onto Jericho's midsection, breaking the hold. Myles decides he likes the plan, and goes to work on Jericho's midsection. Myles floats behind and puts Jericho in a leg-vise, but Y2J's too close to the ropes.>
<Jericho rolls out of the ring to clear his head, but Myles goes running, and hits a tope con heelo, sending both men crashing into the steel guard rail. The crowd is shocked at the sight. Myles is slow to his feet but manages to get up first, and he rams Jericho's back into the barricade, then the steel ring post, before throwing him back in the ring.>
<Myles rolls back in, but Jericho gets to his feet, knees him, runs the ropes, and hits a running bulldog. He pulls at Myles' arm, stomping it a couple times, before running the ropes and hitting a kneedrop on it. Myles writhes in pain, and Jericho gets right back on top of him, putting him in a Key Lock. Myles eventually forces his way to the ropes, but when he breaks, Jericho drags him away, and, while Myles is on his back, pulls his arm backwards, so that Myles' palm is on the mat, and his elbow's standing up. Jericho gets a determined look on his face, and stomps Myles' elbow, causing Myles to scream in pain as his wrist goes numb.>
<Jericho picks Myles up, and hits a forearm. Myles gets a little pissed, and hits back, but his arm is hurting. Jericho takes advantage and tries another, but this time Myles responds with stiff kicks to Jericho's sides, all followed up by a dropsault. Jericho grabs his mouth in pain and stagger back, but when Myles charges him, Jericho hefts him up, and drops him face-first onto the turnbuckle. A cover only gets 2, but Jericho locks on a reverse armbar, tweaking at the arm occassionally, making Myles writhe again in pain.>
<Myles makes it to his feet, but Jericho holds his arm. Myles runs towards the turnbuckles, steps up each one, manages to free himself enough to flip over, and nails Jericho with the reverse DDT, all in one motion. Myles goes for a pin, but only gets two. Myles takes advantage, and while Jericho's on the mat, he gets behind him, and locks on a sitting abdominal stretch, every so often grinding his elbow into Jericho's ribs. Jericho lets out a yell, but he's close enough to the ropes to get the hold broken.>
<Myles goes back on the attack, but Jericho responds with some chops and forearm shots. Jericho runs the ropes and Myles goes for a clothesline on the comeback, but Jericho ducks, runs back, and hits a running enziguri. Myles drops like a stone, and Jericho runs again, this time hitting the Lionsault. Instead of a pin, Jericho once again goes for the arm, and locks in a Tequila Sunrise, going for a submission. Miraculously, Myles manages to kick Jericho straight in the face to break it.>
<Jericho's getting a little pissed and goes for a suplex, but Myles fights out, and grabs Jericho for what looks like a STO; instead, though, Myles drops Jericho stomach first into a gutbuster on his knee, continuing to work the midsection, then reverses it so he hits a backbreaker by dropping Jericho the opposite way. Myles holds on and grabs him for a Backdrop Driver belly-to-back suplex, hits it, holds on, and hefts him up and hits another gutbuster. Another cover, but Jericho gets his arm up at 2 1/2.>
<Myles senses the end, and attempts the Myles Clash, but Jericho fights it, and delays long enough that Myles' arm tires out from all the punishment it took before. Jericho immediately drops to the mat, grabs Myles' legs out from under him, and goes for a Liontamer. Myles fights it, twisting his body in every direction, until he's finally by the turnbuckle. He frees a leg and hits another kick to Jericho's face, and hits his kip up hurricanrana, causing Jericho to fly face first into the turnbuckle. Jericho stumbles back, and Myles jumps up, catches him again for the Myles Clash, but this time runs to the opposite corner, smashing Jericho's ribs and midsection into the turnbuckles. Myles continues, though, and does it again; he turns around, and drops Jericho in the Clash, allowing him the 1-2-3.>
<Post match Myles celebrates, making the belt motion around his waist. He slaps hands with Jericho before Y2J leaves the ring, and continues to celebrate and play to the crowd.>
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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2005 0:39:34 GMT -5
*Hoss Matthews stands by with an interview.
Hoss: "I'm here right now with DSR, one of the competitors in the World Title tournament, and he has som-"
DSR: "That's enough out of you, ya f***in' tool. Look, I saw JZ's little 'match' out there, and it made me sick. I saw maybe 3 wrestling moves in that whole match. This is your World Champ?! A man who can't get through a match without using 3 or 4 weapons!? That. Is. Bulls***! And when I win this Crappy tournament, I want to face the world champ in a PURE wrestling match! Now get outta my face!"
*DSR shoves the cameraman away and walks off. Cut to commercial.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Mar 6, 2005 1:18:57 GMT -5
*Spaz is sitting backstage with Jz as he is getting patched up.*
S: Man am I sick of all this crap DSR has been saying about me, fair enough if he doesn't like me but making me out to be a homo to the new kid is too far, I'm going to have to teach him that he ain't shit & that Spaz isn't going to sit back & take it like a bitch.
Jz: Yeah I have had enough of that punk too. There might be a way to upset his little applecart if you know what i mean. I've been thinking of something for a while & it may just be the time to do it.
S: I'm listening.....
*As Jz starts to talk the cameraman is ushered out of the room so Jz can get stitched up.*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 6, 2005 2:27:37 GMT -5
Dorf and Marcel Adams meets a few moments after Dorf's victory over Vince Russo.
Marcel: Good job, Dorf.
Dorf: Thanks, Marcel. God, I hate Russo.
Marcel: I noticed. But that still doesn't take away from the fact taht it took you waaay to long to beat RUSSO of all people.
Dorf: Well, I....
*Marcel chuckles*
Marcel: I was kidding, man. I know Russo's idea of wrestling, and it's not a sport to him, like it is to us. He was just out there to entertain himself.
Dorf: True. .....Hey, second round, you and psychoapeguy, is that still going on?
Marcel: Of corse. psychoapeguy will be back in time. That's why I did what I had to do to Hunter, just to buy him more time AND an easy advance, that away, I can finally get my hands on him and beat that 2-time EWT champ and prove that I should be the one to face Jz once and for all.
Dorf: What about me? I may just have a chance in the tournament, you know.
Marcel: Dorf, boy, don't be so greedy. This tournament is my chance to gain the recognition that I truely deserve around here and also, getting the only world title I have yet to hold onto. And unfortunally, if that means beating you, I guess I'll just have to give you a wrestling lession of your life....again.
Dorf: Again? You didn't win that last match.
Marcel: No, but neither did you. But forget about that, that's not until way later in the tournament. RIght now, we've got to focus on psychoapeguy.
Dorf: WE?
Marcel: Yeah, we. Listen kid, this victory here is exactly what I need, ok? You know how much Toomi hates me, and by defeating one of the best around here, he'll have no choice but to understand my greatness.
Dorf: Yeah, I do know how much he dislikes you. But what can I do? I don't want to get you DQ'ed or anything.
Marcel: You dont even have to be at ringside. All you need to do is win your match.
Dorf: ....and how does that help you?
Marcel: Jeez. Because, then if we face each other later on, boom, easy victory for me.
*Heiden-dorf comes around*
Heiden-dorf: What...(grunts) you guys...(grunts)...talkin'....(grunts).....about?
Dorf: The number one contender's tournament.
Heiden-dorf: (shouts) ME....NOT....IN....IT!!!
Marcel: .....and for good reason too.
Dorf: You could say that again.
Marcel. And for good reason too.
Dorf: I didn't mean it, just a joke.
Marcel: You damn kids and your jokes these days.
*They all three laugh as the camera fades to black for a commercial.*
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Post by Baron Von Bullshit on Mar 6, 2005 6:46:31 GMT -5
*the scene opens in Central Africa where Toto's smash sleeper single "Africa" is playing subtly in the background. We see Da Crapper, covered in sand and is being bathed in a large cauldrin, surrounded by Africans jumping around with pointy sticks.*
Da Crapper: Thanks a lot guys, I really appreciate this.
*One of the bathers takes a scrub brush and rubs down Crapper's hairy legs*
Da Crapper: So... after this bath... can I go?
African: No.
Da Crapper: Why not?
African: Because... uh...
African 2: Because there is a special ceremonial fest to send you off!
Da Crapper: Ooooh... okay then
*Da Crapper magically pulls his rubber ducky from the bottom of the cauldrin and starts splashing it around.*
Da Crapper: Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time, lots of fun! Rubber ducky-
*suddenly the Tribe leader bangs his shaft on the cauldrin.*
Tribe Leader: OH GA! BUNCHA WOGA!
Da Crapper: The hell does that mean?
African: It means we cook you now.
*Crapper looks at the African with a stunned look of horror to see the widespread grin.*
Da Crapper: EEEEK!
*Da Crapper scurries out of the cauldrin and outruns the african tribe as they refuse to follow a hairy naked man into the jungle.*
Da Crapper: Well... I'm safe here...
*suddenly a tiger pounces on Crapper*
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Post by obi on Mar 6, 2005 8:02:31 GMT -5
(Obi walks down to the ring with vachyna on a lead. Fettster walks out, and puts on a headset for guest commentary. Obi jumps over the ropes, and grabs the mic)
Obi: Backlund, I would love to kick your ass tonight. However, I may not be able to, because me and vachyna had a…rough night.
Fett: yeah I heard them…ouch!
(he winks at vachyna. She smiles back)
Obi: therefore, come out here and I will lay on my back and let you pin me.
(bobby comes out and slides through the ropes. He looks down at obi, who is lying on his back, eyes scrunched up. He walks over to obi. Vachyna runs up behind bob and low blows him. Obi jumps up, and grabs the mic)
Obi: ring the bell, ref, this match is underway!
(the ref rings the bell. Obi grabs bob and throws him out of the ring. He follows him out, and applies a headlock, then rams bob’s head into the steel stairs. Bob is busted wide open, and obi looks under the ring. He throws bob in and pulls him out again, getting ten more seconds. Obi pulls out a fat suit and mask from under the ring, and puts them on, then rolls back into the ring)
Joey styles: what is obi doing?
Fett: My boy always knows what he’s doing, don’t get sand in your vagina Joey.
(obi pucks up backlund, who hits an armdrag and a DDT, then applies a chickenwing)
Joey: OH MY GOD! OBI WILL TAP OUT!
Fett: (inspecting his nails)…naaa he won’t.
(obi throws bob off, and rolls out of the ring. He crawls under the ring, and bob follows. Bob drags his fat ass from underneath. He throws him into the ring, hits him with a fist drop, and pins)
ref: 1,2…what the hell?
(obis mask falls off to reveal…the dream dusty Rhodes! Backlund thinks he has won, and parades around. The ref tells him he hasn’t, but to no avail. Obi crawls out from under the ring, as the dream rolls out. As bob turns around, he is hit with an overcastle from obi, then the peacekeeper. Obi pins for the three, then runs out of the ring, and high fives fett, tongues vachyna and walks off, advancing to the next round)
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Post by curtrok on Mar 6, 2005 12:51:16 GMT -5
:A stiched up Botch Steiner meets up with Mene Gene.::
Hey I've got a scoop for your hotline Holler if you want it.
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jzbadblood
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Post by jzbadblood on Mar 6, 2005 13:47:49 GMT -5
Man in the Box hits and Jzbadblood comes out to the ring, dragging the title and carrying a microphone.
Jz: Alright, even after I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin DSR still doesn't belive I have what it takes. He said I can't have a 'wrestling' match. Well I'll tell you what, anybody in the back who wants to face me for this title in a wrestling match, get your ass out here.
Familar music hits and Kurt Angle walks out to the ring with a microphone, the fans chanting you suck.
Kurt Angle: Jz, I don't think you can have a wrestling match either. I mean, look at your track record. You coulden't beat someone like me without using weapons.
Jz: I know I can beat you in a straight wrestling match...
Kurt Angle: I won a freaking gold medal in wrestling, you coulden't beat me on my worst day!
Jz: Prove me wrong Angle, prove me wrong!
Jz and Angle stare each other down before locking up in the middle of the ring. Kurt dodges behing him and trips Jz to the mat where he spins in to a headlock. Jz stands up and turns, getting out of the hold. He never gets off the mat as he trips Kurt Angle and locks in a headlock of his own. He leaves it on for a minute then gets off to stand over Angle and smirk. The Olympic Gold Medalist gets up and shakes it off, locking up with Jz again. This time Jz gets the upper hand and locks in a standing armbar. From there he flips Kurt and applies another headlock. Kurt stands up and elbows Jz in the gut and gets behind him. He trys for a german suplex but Jz flips out and pushes Angle into the ropes where he comes back into a pinning german suplex.
1...2...Angle kicks out and flips back to his vertical base, locking in a headlock on Jz. The champ stands up and Angle wraps his legs around Jz's waist. He applies more pressure and Jz flips him over his shoulder and trys to get Angle in a headlock but he slaps his hands and stands face to face. Jz attempts to grab Angle by the head but your Olympic hero body slams Jz and grabs his head in a front headlock. Angle picks Jz up and has him in the front headlock but the champ flips him over his head and hits a northern lights suplex.
1...2...Angle kicks out and rolls onto his stomach, grabbing Jz by the head again. He grabs Angle with his legs and flips him over his head. Jz and Angle get to their feet and Angle grabs Jz into a overhead belly to belly suplex, quickly going for the pin.
1...2...Jz gets his foot on the rope and Angle gets on his knees to try to apply another headlock but Jz grabs him and throws Kurt through the ropes. He gets to his feet and trys to catapult but Angle grabs him by the leg and trips him. He then rolls back into the ring and drags Jz into the middle of the ring where he slaps on a half boston crab. Jz struggles and flips Angle with his leg. Jz crawls to his feet and Angle trys to spear him but Jz kicks him in the stomach and slams Angle to the mat with a double underhook suplex into a rolling butterfly lock. Angle punches Jz in the ribs and breaks the hold. Jz stands up and Angle trips him. Jz falls to the mat and Angle locks him in an anchillies lock. Jz rolls Angle forward and Kurt gets to his feet and grabs the recovering Jz by the waist behind him. Angle picks him up and throws Jz down to his face and spins into a headlock. Jz turns over and rolls out of the headlock just like before and stands face to face with Angle. Kurt attempts a punch but Jz kicks him in the gut and hits a suplex. He holds on and delivers another suplex in a row. He trys for the three amigos but Angle reverses the suplex into one of his own. Kurt picks him up by his head and throws Jz into the turnbuckle. He locks Jz up and sets him on the top rope. Angle trys a belly to belly suplex but Jz holds onto the rope. Angle punches him a few times and Jz comes back with a punch of own. Angle gets pissed and blasts Jz with a straight punch to the face. Angle delivers the belly to belly suplex and hits the mat with Jz. Angle takes a breather and climbs back to the top rope, and with Jz laying dead center in the ring Angle turns his back and sets up for the moonsault. Jz see's him turn around and gets to his feet. Angle jumps for the moonsault and Jz catches him into a powerslam into a pin!
1...2...Angle kicks out and Jz stands to his feet. He throws off his elbow pad, mocking the pulling down of the singlet. Jz grabs Angle by the leg and locks on an ankle lock. Kurt reverses it into an Angle lock of his own! Jz is near the ropes so Angle pulls him to the middle of the ring, and Jz is now diagonal to the turnbuckle. He reverse the Angle lock and sends Angle headfirst into the turnbuckle. Jz stands up and hits a german suplex, rolling it into a bridge.
1...2...3! He got him! Jz lets go of the pin and stands to his feet, falling backwards into the turnbuckle. He sits down on the mat but pulls himself back up. The ref holds his hand high and gives him the World Title. Angle sits up and mumbles under his breath. He stands to his feet and reaches his hand out to Jz, holding his head down, breathing heavily.
Jz: Shake your hand?
Angle: You beat me, alright?!
Jz reaches his hand out and grasps Angles hand, but the former WWF champion pulls him forward and tosses Jz over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Angle pulls down the singlet and locks in the Ankle lock!!!! Jz screams in pain but refuses to tap out.
Angle: Tap! Damn you, tap!
Jz continues to refuse until the referees finally restrain Kurt Angle. They pull him away and Jz stands to his feet. Angle pushes the referee's aside and Jz ducks a punch and hits the Angle Slam! The referee's pulls him away but Jz ducks out the ring and walks up the ramp, holding his World Heavywieght Title in the air.
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Post by jzbadblood on Mar 6, 2005 13:48:20 GMT -5
BK: How's that for a wrestling match DSR?
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 6, 2005 15:06:16 GMT -5
Todd Whatisname: Hello, I'm Todd Grisham, and I'm here looking for comments from winners in the EWT Heavyweight Championship Tournament. And, as usual, no one wants to willingly talk to me.
Dave walks by, wearing a bathrobe and holding a mug and the Sunday paper.
TW: Mr. Davies, can you comment on your recent win?
Dave: Not now, I'm going to take a shower.
TW: Well, I can adapt, I suppose. *** Dave showers as Todd stands outside the curtains, holding his microphone in.
TW: Can you comment.
Dave: Yeah, uh...Nothing is going to stop me from becoming the next world champ. Pass me the shampoo, would ya?
TW: Sure (does so) What about HM Myles, are you done dealing with him?
Dave: Well, no. I haven't been able to live down the beating that he and Red handed to me last Sunday, so here's what I'm going to do. Once I'm done scrubbing down there. Ok. Since Red apparently wants a piece of me as well, and just to prove that I'm such a gracious champion, I'm allowing both the Amazing Red, and a hat picked person in a match, along with HM Myles.
TW: What match is that, sir.
The water stops, and Dave pulls back the curtain.
Dave: The Ultimate OX.
TW: Uh, Mr. Davies?
Dave: Oh, jeez. Can I get a towel here? *** BK: There, I did out my plans, and did it in a funny way. How great am I?
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Post by Poker Joker on Mar 6, 2005 16:07:21 GMT -5
*The camera man is strolling through the halls of the EWT arena when he sees a young, attractive, red-headed woman talking with Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark. Billy seems to be putting the moves on the young lady as the camera man comes up for an interview*
*BU* (talking to the woman, who seems to be enjoying herself): ... yeah, so, I was thinking of names, and what I wanted to be called here in EWT. And I came up with something that truly defined me as a person and that.... (Billy notices the camera).... uh, wait a second. HEY, camera dude! You wanna get something on tape?
*The picture nods as the cameraman doesdoes*
*BU*: Awesome! Because I've got a message to send out to Mproxx.... that drunk punk.
*Billy looks over at the girl*
*BU:* Did you get that? Drunk punk? I just thought that up, myself. I called him that because he's a punk and he's always drunk.
*The girl raises her eyebrows and smiles kindly as Billy faces the camera again*
*BU*: Mproxx. Get a load of this. While the only people taking notice of you are at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, I've got people here in the EWT taking notice of me! Both Spaz and DSR are looking at me as one of the up-and-coming superstars here in this fed. And why, might you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Because maybe... JUST MAYBE.... some people can see past the fact that I haven't lost my virginity. And maybe.... JUST MAYBE.... those people, unlike almost everyone else, it seems like, can see that I've got the potential to be a REAL STUD! Ohhh... Mproxx, I think they WANT ME.
*Billy catches himself, as usual*
*BU*: Um... to be in their stables, that is..... they don't want me otherwise... I don't think they want me THAT way, at least. Anyways... I think they're almost ready to fight over me. Which is kind of cool, because I wanna be with both of them... I MEAN... UH.... I wanna... I wanna be in the ring.... with both of them.... wrestling, as a partner.... er, tag-team partner. You know.
*Billy shakes his head, and gets back on subject*
*BU*: But you see, Mproxx. These guys can see that I'm a superstar in the making. And I'm ready to make my name,.... by pounding you into the canvas. I'm one high-flyer, that's gonna fly too high for you, boy! If you think you get dizzy from your sixth pitcher of beer, then just wait until you see the height I can get off the top ropes. And when the time is right, I'm gonna nail you like a chick.
*Billy again catches what he just said*
*BU*: I mean, ... not... sexually.. I mean, I'm gonna nail you just like I'd nail a chick, but not the same way I'd nail a chick..... I mean, I'll nail you in a way that you won't like. While I'll nail a woman in a way that she WOULD like..... at least, I think she would. You know, that's how they do it in all those movies, and such... Hopefully, I'll finally get to find out here if Missy *he motions to the red-headed woman, who seems to be getting bored* will go back to the hotel with me.
*Billy winks into the camera and pumps his fist once*
*BU*: Anyway, Mproxx. You better think about what I just said. Because whether I get to team up with Spaz OR DSR ... or not.... I'm coming to get you. And then this Virgin is going to Sacrafice YOU!
*Billy gives a tough guy look into the camera, then turns his attention back to Missy, the red-headed woman he was hitting on*
*BU*: So anyways.... like I was saying, I wanted a name that reflected me, and since I'm still a virgin... I call myself Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark. *Billy looks proud as he tells her this*
*Missy* Ohhhh. You're STILL a virgin? I think that's sooo sweet.
*BU*: Really?... er, uh... yeah. Yeah, I think it is, too. But, um... maybe you'd like to come back to my hotel room and change that for me?
*Missy*: What do you mean?
*BU*: I mean.... well... there's this movie called "Pump Friction"... and in it, well....
*Billy starts whispering things in Missy's ear so the cameraman can't hear it. As he does so Missy's expression on her face changes from interested to disgusted, and then suddenly to out-right horror. She turns around, slaps Billy, and storms off.*
*BU*: OW!... *Billy looks up realizing that his chances at getting laid are diminishing quickly*.... Wait!.... Uh... What if I promised to leave the eggbeater out altogether?... Ah, man. I was so close!!!
*Billy leaves chasing the girls as the cameraman shuts off his equipment.
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Post by Bobafett on Mar 6, 2005 17:04:41 GMT -5
(JBL's music hits as his limo enters the arena..all of a sudden Fetts music hits..and the FX tank crashes through the arena wall and drives right over JBL's Limo..crushing it)
Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
(Fett gets out the tank and reaches in the limo..pulls out JBLs battered and bloody body and drags it to the ring, the bell sounds)
Styles: Someone get the EMT's..someone please
(Jbl lies barely alive on tthe mat..Fett goes to the top turnbuckle..and hits the)
Styles: DEATH STAR SPLASH..OH MY GOD!!!
(Fett covers..1..2..3 Fett wins, Fett then grabs he mic and leans down to JBL)
Fett: weasel outta that! assclown
(a Fett chant starts..slow and quiet..but builds upo speed and tempo..Fett leaves the ring to a constant earsplitting "FETT" chant)
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Post by random poster on Mar 6, 2005 18:56:29 GMT -5
the ewt cameras catch up to mprox: blurred version at his paintball arena, standing in one of the stands watching one guy taking out the opposition left and right, bv: ok now, im retired .... or at least i thought i was, then toom, brings in this kid...... claiming i stood on him, ok i think i may have fallen over him..... but hell i was drunk..... william "The Virgin" Ubermark or whatever the hell your called do yourself a favour mate... go into the ewt tape archives, take a long hard look at the hell i put me and my opponents through, kind of like this guy down there, he's got one person to go..... *mprox picks up a tin of blue paint, opens the lid and throws it over the guy who took out most of the other team..... then shouts * oi D.S.R you know your cheating using the most high powered gun and turning down the air power in the others, i just even'd out the odds, just cos he's a pro at most things he does, no need to hunt down and hurt people in paint-ball in the ewt arena maybe but not in my little back yard. anyway where was i ..... oh yes william, you dont mind me calling you that do you... becarefull what you wish for..... because sometimes your biggest wish or dream ends up being your biggest nightmare, like i said i thought i was retired, but there may still be a enough decent matches left in me to leave you a bloody and painted mess... now get that camera out of here dave or i'll let you have it with the second most powerfull paintball gun in stock ..... and with you wearing shorts thats going to sting.....
)bk( well i had to explain where i'd been and im just white washing over the fact i was last seen on ewt tv giving toom a bluebath and b4 that in a rehab clinic for drinking.
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Post by Baron Von Bullshit on Mar 6, 2005 23:20:29 GMT -5
*Da Crapper walks out to the arena while "We Are Family" blares over the PA. He walks down to the ring, still dressed in his bum clothes, and gets in the ring. He grabs a house mic.*
Da Crapper: I challenge anyone to match! ... Please? I need the push.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 7, 2005 0:22:34 GMT -5
bk: I sincerely apologize for the quick match, had a busy weekend unexpectedly.
The lights go out, and "Personal Jesus" hits. Smoke rises and frmo the smoke, a figure rises, and that figure is the EWT Tri-State Champion, Moxie. He makes his way into the ring, and awaits the return of the legendary Bret Hart.
Bret's clash of Rock and electronica hits the soundboard and he makes his way down and gives his glasses to a lucky fan. He makes his way into the ring, and stares at Mox in the corner.
Moxie and Bret meet in the middle of the ring, and the young upstart champion goes nose-to-nose with the legend.
They break out with the lefts and rights, and continue to pummel each other into the corners. Moxie takes advantage, hits a stiff right on Bret in the corner, and then hits a hard back chop. Bret counters, and throws a stiff chop of his own. Bret pulls back and Moxie no sells and charges at Bret. Moxie ducks a clothesline, and hits a German Suplex. Moxie stands in the corner, as Bret starts to get up. Bret turns right into a spear! Moxie rolls Bret onto his stomach, hooks his arms and locks in the Cattle Mutilation! Moxie has to release the hold, as Bret's legs are underneath the ropes. Moxie pulls Bret up, but is hit with a shot to the gut. Mox is bent over, and Bret hits a DDT. Moxie stumbles forward and falls on his back, as Bret locks in a Leg lock, and then motions for the Sharpshooter. Moxie pushes Bret off his legs, and gets up. Bret throws Moxie into the ropes, and tries for a clothesline, but Moxie strafes underneath it, and grabs Bret's arm! Mox drops Bret to his stomach and locks in the Broken Cross (Rings of Saturn)!!!!
Bret is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, and is forced to tap out, making Moxie advance in the tournament! Moxie releases the hold quickly, and scurries to the outside. He gets his belt from the ref, and gets moving back to the curtain.
bk again: a quick match, sorry it couldn't be a great match that I expect out of myself, but it's late and i'm beat. Moxie's new finisher <s> are the "Broken Cross" (Rings of Saturn) , and the "Desperate Prayer" (450 Splash)
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Post by DSR on Mar 7, 2005 0:46:18 GMT -5
BK: JZ, I actually liked both of your recent matches. I don't mind a hardcore brawl, and I love technical wrestling. The thing is, now you've taken away the thing DSR can rag on you about. Ah well, I'll think of something...
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