This Damn Tuesday Thanks to F***ing Ape

[Toom E. Guci]

* This Damn Tuesday Thanks to F***ing Ape opens with all the wrestlers standing in the aisle way. Everybody has a black band on their arm. Toomi Bischoff is standing in the ring. Next to him is an easel with a tarp on it. The wrestlers really do look upset as the entire arena is quiet & a 10-bell salute chimes in. The wrestler’s all have their heads lowered as the final bell tolls. Toomi Bischoff turns towards the easel & pulls the tarp off, to reveal a picture of a bloody psychoapeguy. The wrestlers & fans look on in shock, as up until now…all they knew was a former EWT superstar had died. Toomi Bischoff lifts the microphone up & begins to talk: *

TB: Today, we are here to celebrate the life & times of psychoapeguy. For, you see, he is no longer with us. On Friday, June 10th, 2005, psychoapeguy left us & left the world. And now, his career is officially dead. Let’s take a moment to remember him.

* A video montage plays, showing psychoapeguy in clips from the Hell In the Cell, Chariots of Fire Match, It’s a Small World Match, in Disney Land, in the Atlantic City Casino, in his cell, & other situations he has been in. The song, “Tell Me a Lie” plays for him. And the end of the montage, the screen reads:

psychoapeguy’s career
June 2004-June 2005

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And we cut back to Bischoff in the ring, wiping a tear away. *

TB: That was extremely beautiful & touching. For you see, psychoapeguy’s career is over. IT’S DEAD!!!! AND I KILLED IT!!!! Now, each & every one of you standing there in the aisle needs to learn this. I AM TOOMI BICSHOFF!! I AM THE BOSS AROUND HERE!!! I CALL THE SHOTS!!! NOT YOU!!! NOT THE FCC!!! NOT VINCE McMAHON!!! NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE F***ING UNITED STATES!!! I DO!!! I killed one career & I will kill more & more careers if I have to. You see psychoapeguy wasn’t the beginning. Not at all. Look at everybody who has crossed me & everybody who is not here anymore.

* Clips start to show on the ToomiTron of former EWT superstars who are not around anymore. Bischoff speaks over pictures of the following superstars:

HitmanMark
DSR
Variable
Sievetronix
Da Crapper
D-Boy
Mommytaker
Destroyer
Na$$$ure Boy
You Gene
Wonderful Wally Washington
apelove

Bischoff continues his tirade. *

TB: You can learn a lot from those guys. And that is…DON’T PISS ME OFF!!! Now, get in the back. Some of you have matches tonight.

* Toomi Bischoff watches as everybody goes backstage & he hands the microphone to the ring announcer & hands him a sheet of paper that has the opening match on it. *

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Announcer: This is our opening contest & it is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring first, here is the man they call Limey. And his opponent is a former EWT Heavyweight Champion as well as a former Tag team Champion. Here is jzbadblood.

* RIP hits and Limey comes to the ring with his briefcase. He gets into the ring and opens it up, showing the money off to the fans. He then closes it and the referee takes it over to the bell keeper. Big Shot by Billy Joel plays and Jz comes to the ring carrying his bloody steel chair, and clapping the fans hands. He slides into the ring and throws the chair to the outside and the bell rings. They stare off and Jz back drops Limey and stands tall. He sits up and smiles before locking up. Limey pushes Jz back into the turnbuckle and kicks him in the side of the head. Jz shakes it off and catches a kick by Limey. He spins him into the air and he stands back up. Limey then tries a spear, but Jz hammers him on the back and slides behind with a belly to back suplex. He pins. *

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* Limey kicks out and Jz hammers on his back a few times. He picks him up and throws Limey into the turnbuckle really hard, and he falls to his knees on impact. Jz picks him up from his knees and throws him to the other side for the same effect. Limey stands up by himself and tries to hit a hurricanarama, but a rookie mistake as Jz powerbombs him into a pin. *

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* He gets a shoulder up and Jz turns him over, driving his knee into his back for about a minute until Limey grabs the ropes. Jz drags him to the center of the ring and delivers an elbow drop to the back. He then places both knees on his back, grabs the head and legs, and stretches him. Limey screams in pain and fights out of the move. Limey is on his feet and Jz gets to his knees and Limey dropkicks him in the back of the head. Jz is then grabbed by the head with a headlock. Limey has the headlock locked in pretty good, and Jz fights to his feet. Limey keeps the headlock in and runs up the turnbuckle with a bulldog back to the mat. Jz is stunned and Limey picks him up and hits an STO!*

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* NO! Jz kicks out and Limey stands to the mat, kick him sparingly in the back of the head, stalking his opponent. Jz stands to his feet and Limey hits a release German suplex! Jz lands right on his head, and Limey onto his injured back. He crawls over and pins Jz. *

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* This time Jz gets a foot on the rope and Limey takes him and places his throat on the bottom rope. Limey then kicks him in the back of the head and neck while choking him with the rope. The ref pulls him off and he picks up Jz, and delivers a reverse DDT! *

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* Jz put his feet on the ropes again and Limey, making another rookie mistake, gets frustrated with the ref. While he's arguing Jz crawls to his feet and grabs Limey, spinning him into a powerbomb. He takes a rest after impact, favoring the neck, and then he looks the leg. *

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* Limey kicks out again, and he holds his back in pain. Jz picks him up and throws him to the ropes. Jz tries to land a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Limey reverses it into a DDT mid spin. He lands near Jz and puts his arm over him. *

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* No, Jz again kicks out! Limey picks Jz up and throws him head first into the turnbuckle. He hits it and stumbles back. Jz is turn around, kicked in the gut, and picked up into a stalling suplex position. It looks like Limey is trying to hit the Twist O' Lime, but Jz reverses it and is behind him. He tries to hit a backdrop, but Limey flips out of it and flips over Jz into a Whippersnapper! He hurt his back a little bit there, but Limey did more damage to the neck of Jz. He pins him. *

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* Jz kicks out and holds his head in pain. Limey takes him to his feet and tries to hit a DDT, but Jz hits him with a Northern Lights Suplex! *

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* Limey kicks out as well, and they both lay on the mat holding their injured body parts. Jz gets to his feet first and picks Limey up. He takes him to his shoulders and locks in a Canadian breaker. From there he slams to his knees and Limey rolls off his shoulders in severe pain. Jz could get a three count, but he instead drags Limey over to the turnbuckle. Jz takes him to the top and seems to be setting up for a superplex, but Limey battles back with a dozen punches to Jz's ribs and head. He jumps onto his feet from the turnbuckle and Limey quickly dives off with a flying lariat! *

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* Limey wins the match!!! Rip by Gary Numan hits and Limey stands up holding his back with his arm raised. The ref hands him the briefcase and Jz sits up in disbelief. Limey leans against the turnbuckle, wincing in pain. Jz is holding his head as he stands and looks at Limey, who comes out of the turnbuckle. They stare off and Jz holds his hand out in respect. Limey shakes it and Jz leaves the ring in a hurry. He walks up the ramp and Limey looks at him surprised he won. *

[Toom E. Guci]

Gorilla Monsoon: Whoooah whatta opener we just saw, Jesse Ventura.

Jesse Ventura: Yeah, I thought it would never end.

*Light string church music is heard as a bright, white spotlight is shown upon the huge block of stone from last week*

GM: Whoah what's this? Could it be that mysterious stone that's been at the entranceway of every EWT show?

JV: Wonders never cease why you're still herein the broadcast booth, Monsoon. OF COURSE it's the stone. You know there's a long list of people who'd like to take your job.

GM: Still that does not answer why this mysterious block of stone is in the arena once again.

JV: Haha Monsoon. Wonders never cease again. Being the broadcast journalist that I am I've heard a few things.

GM: Really? What's that, Jess?

JV: IN due time Gorilla. IN DUE TIME! I'm not about to give away the story of the century during a measily segue to a match. No no no, Gorilla. I should've thought better than to say anything to YOU of all people.

GM: I should've figured, but for now let's back to our colleague, Craig DeGeorge.

* Backstage, Toomi Bischoff is holding the EWT Tri-State Championship. Next to him is Craig DeGeorge. *

CD: Mr. Bischoff, now that we are currently without a Tri-State Champion & as acting-GM, psychoapeguy said they would have the Sulphur Rush Tournament to crown a new champion. Is that what’s going to happen tonight?

TB: No, that’s not what’s going to happen tonight. What are you, stupid? My first mistake was trusting that imbecile, psychoapeguy, with my company. All he cared about was impressing a damn piece of cheese. He didn’t care about the fans, the company, or even the superstars in the back. No, instead…I am going to use my fish bowl that I am using for the main event & pick out 2 names that are worthy of challenging for this title.

CD: Drawing names out of a fish bowl makes them worthy?

TB: Did you not listen to my eulogy earlier tonight? Are you questioning me? I can do whatever I f***ing want because I am Toomi F***ing Bischoff. I sign the checks around here & they do not bounce like some other promoters. Do you understand? Now, excuse me while I pull the names out of the hat & send word up to the ring announcer.

* Bischoff heads into his office & closes the door. A minute later, the door opens & an agent runs out of the office. He heads to the ring, where he hands a slip of paper to the ring announcer. *

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Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, this next contest is for the vacated EWT Tri-State Championship. And it will be a Tables, Ladders, & Chair Match. The first competitor in the match will be none other then ½ of the EWT Tag Team Champions, Mike. And his opponent in this encounter is Billy Ubermark.

* Just then, DNN Music Plays*

*Camera zooms in on Dorf's attire with fancy clothing and a pipe in his mouth. Think of Hugh Heffner. *

Good Evening folks, this is Dorf for your courtesy DNN report. *puffs from pipe* Ya know what? This place is very classy to do this. Coming here live in yes...you guessed it, David Adams mansion. *puts pipe down*

You see Mr. Adams, Marcel was a nice and caring guy. He trusted me with everything, everything including um...let's say your mansion's keys. I've been here all day. This is a day I will not forget because all your butlers and maids know Dorf by name and we have been friends for months. We chatted, drank some beer, and played shuttlecock. I know how much you love shuttlecock. From what I learned, the butler Jerkins told me that I was the greatest shuttlecock player east of Compton.

Aside from that, these fancy rich clothes that Jerkins gave me are from your personal collection. Too bad that these are the third pair of pants I've worn today. I defecated one of them and burned the fanciest pair you got. *lifts burned pair with hole across the arse and shows the clicky igniter thingy. Dorf laughs* I guess you can say hole in one!

*Dorf laughs*

I think that's enough carnage for Mr. Adams today. Remember do not f*** with Dorf, or you will get your just DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, back to the serious stuff. Since I last reported two days ago, my healing has only improved a measly 2%, which is up to 75%. I can tell you it should be one more month that I return to EWT. Mark my words, Toomi Bischoff...your end is near. I know you, the crowd hates me doing this, but I get paid to say it so...Once I return to EWT, I will become EWT.... Heavyweight....Champion.

This concludes yet another wonderful DNN segment. Have a nice day, Mr. Adams.

*Camera fades to black*

* Mike heads to the ring with Joel. Mike gets in the ring as the referee explains to him the concept of the match. Mike has a worried look on his face. Ubermark makes his way to the ring & looks up at the Tri-State Championship hanging from the ceiling. Ubermark slides into the ring & looks around at the tools set aside, the tables, the ladder, & chairs. The referee sends Joel out of the ring as Mike looks around, trying to figure things out. The bell sounds & both men lock up. Billy throws Mike into the ropes & hits a Hurricanarama. Billy then bounces off the ropes & hits a dropkick as Mike gets to his feet. Billy grabs Mike & nails a suplex to him, sending Mike crashing to the mat. Mike gets on all 4’s to get up when Billy nails him with a Sitting Dropkick. Joel is outside the ring, pounding on the ring apron. *

* Billy climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off but is met by a dropkick to the chin by Mike. Mike runs the ropes & nails a swinging Neckbreaker on Billy. Mike grabs Billy & throws him into the ropes, where he flips into a Tree of Woe. Joel grabs a chair from outside & tosses it to Mike. Mike takes the chair & runs at Billy, nailing a baseball slide to the chair to Billy’s face. Mike grabs Billy & pulls him off the ropes, as he climbs the ropes himself. Mike leaps off while Billy gets to his feet & hits a missile dropkick. Joel leaps on the apron as he & Mike attempt a High 5 but miss each other. This gives Billy enough time to get to his feet, where he dropkicks both Nyrds. Mike flips over the top rope, as Billy climbs the ropes & leaps off, landing a Corkscrew on both Nyrds getting to their feet. Billy grabs a chair & tosses it at Mike. Mike catches the chair, but Billy dropkicks the chair into Mike’s face. This causes Mike to bust open & crash into the barricade. Billy grabs Mike, but is hit from behind by a chair. This causes Billy to go down, as Mike gets excited & goes for a High 5 on Joel, holding the chair. Both men miss & laugh, as Mike grabs the chair. Joel sets up the ladder outside the ring & Mike drops the chair. Mike climbs the ladder as Joel tosses the chair up. Mike catches the chair & jumps off the ladder, crashing the chair down on Billy’s head. This busts Billy open. Mike jumps on the barricade, but slips off. Joel helps him to his feet, as Mike grabs Billy. Mike tosses Billy into the ring & grabs a table. Mike slides the table into the ring. Joel follows & the 2 set up the table. Mike grabs Billy, who lands a knee to Mike. Billy tosses Mike into Joel as the 2 collide. Joel gets tangled up in the ropes. Billy grabs Mike & nails a Snap Suplex that sends Mike crashing through the table. Billy climbs the top rope & leaps off with a 5 Star Frog Splash. Billy gets his feet & climbs out of the ring, grabbing the ladder. Billy tosses the ladder back in the ring.*


* Suddenly, Billy gets nailed from behind by a chair shot to the back of the head. Moxie grabs Billy & sets him up with a Double Underhook Backbreaker. Moxie grabs Billy & throws him into the corner of the barricade, where he runs at him jumping into a Stinger Splash. Moxie nails Billy into the corner. Moxie tosses Billy down on the ground, grabbing his legs into a Texas Cloverleaf..*

* Meanwhile in the ring, Mike grabs the ladder & sets the ladder up. Mike starts climbing the ladder when suddenly the ladder gets knocked over. Mike crashes down to the ring & looks up as Gasoline is standing above him. Gasoline grabs Mike & sets him up for a Jackknife Powerbomb onto the fallen ladder. Joel finally gets free of the ropes & runs at Gasoline, but is stopped by Sweet Chin Music from HBH. Gasoline climbs out of the ring, & grabs Moxie. Gasoline throws Moxie into the barricade hard. HBH climbs out of the ring as well, & grabs Billy. HBH slides Billy into the ring & sets up the ladder. HBH helps Billy to his feet & brings him towards the ladder. A very injured Mike gets to his feet & grabs a chair. Mike swings & connects the chair on HBH’s back. This sends HBH into the ropes as Mike takes another swing at HBH with the chair, sending HBH over the top rope. Gasoline climbs back into the ring as Joel has the ladder around his neck & swings; crashing the ladder & taking Gasoline out. Joel starts to celebrate & realizes Mike needs the ladder. Joel quickly sets the ladder up as HBH climbs into the ring & nails Joel with a chair. HBH sets up a table & places Joel on the table. HBH climbs on the ladder & grabs Joel, hitting a fall away slam off the table. Billy manages to get to his feet & grabs Joel, sending him flying out of the ring. Billy grabs Mike & sets him up on the table. HBH holds Mike’s legs as Billy climbs the top rope. Billy leaps off the ropes again for another 5 Star Frogsplash. This sends Mike through the table as Billy struggles to his feet. Gasoline sets the ladder up for Billy as Billy struggles to get his bearings straight. Joel comes running in the ring with a chair & is met by a boot from Gasoline. Moxie jumps at Billy with a chair but also gets a leg from Gasoline. HBH climbs out of the ring & sets up a table as Gasoline grabs Moxie & lifts him up into a jackknife, sending him over the top rope & through the table outside. Billy starts climbing the ladder as Joel gets to his feet again. HBH grabs Joel & runs him into the corner. Billy reaches the top of the ladder & grabs the Tri-State Championship as the bell rings. Billy stands atop the ladder, holding the championship belt over his bloody head while HBH & gasoline strike a pose at the bottom of the ladder. *

* Billy shouts instructions after the Kodak moment & HBH grabs Joel, tossing him down under the ladder. Billy stands on the ladder, puts the Tri State Championship around his waist, & leaps off with a Moonsault, crashing down onto Joel in the ring. Joel struggles in pain as his ribs are busted due to Billy’s moonsault while wearing the belt. Billy gets to his feet as Gasoline grabs Mike & drags him into the ring, setting him up on the top rope. Billy climbs the ropes & grabs Mike, hitting a tornado DDT. Finally, HBH drags Moxie into the ring where Billy grabs him & executes a Virgin Sacrifice. Billy gets out of the ring & grabs the tag team championships & hand them to HBH & Gasoline. All 3 men stand in the ring, holding the belts as if both titles changed hands tonight. All 3 men leave the ring with the belts, even though the Nyrds are still champions, but are injured big time in the ring. *

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Gorilla Monsoon: The fans were on the edge of their seats for that one, Jess I couldn’t believe it!

Jesse "The Body" Ventura: Well I can. He had it coming since he started here, Gorilla.

GM: And that stone is still lingering by the entranceway, Jess.

JV: Monsoon, are you still on that stone again? What's the matter with you?

GM: I don't know, Jesse Ventura, but it seems like we might not be getting any answers tonight about why it's here & it seems like you might know something about it! Why don't you just tell all the fans here live on Pay-Per-View!

JV: I'll tell you why it's here.

GM: Finally!

JV: It's telling people what they must do to enjoy the NEW Marcel Adams movie.

GM: What do you mean?

JV: GET STONED! HAHAHAHA

GM: WOULD YOU please STOP! May Marcel Adams rest in peace.

JV: I could say the same about his son David. I don't recall anyone calling on him to be a wrestler!

GM: Well the fans don't think so, Jesse Ventura!

JV: Wait a minute. They’re telling me from the truck that we are now switching to some restaurant. What is this garbage Monsoon?

*A-Bomb and Stevie are shown on a date. They are both nicely dressed sitting in a restaurant.

Stevie: This place is nice.

A-Bomb: I knew you would like it.

Stevie: Hey, isn't that Viscera and Lillian Garcia?

A-Bomb: It is.

Stevie: Ugh! I couldn't imagine being under that.

*A-Bomb cringes*

A-Bomb: I don't even want to think about that.

Stevie: Oh my God! Look at her dress!

*A-Bomb shakes his head*

Stevie: That is just horrendous.

A-Bomb: You are so naughty.

Stevie: I am being a snotty little b**** aren't I

*Both begin to laugh as we cut back to the arena. *

[Toom E. Guci]

Announcer: This is our main event & is the 3 Way dance to determine the #1 Contender to the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring first, here is the King of Polygamy, fettster. His opponent is the former EWT Ox Division Champion. Here is the man they call Spaz. And the final opponent…

* Toomi Bischoff on the ToomiTron interrupts the announcer. *

TB: Boys, boys, boys…do you think this may be your last chance for glory? Because, remember…it could be. After all, the losers of this match NEVER got a chance…AGAIN!!! And lets see whom your opponent for tonight will be.

* Bischoff reaches into the fish bowl & pulls out a name. *

TB: Wow, who would have thought HE would main event an EWT pay per view. Everybody, say Ole! & give it up for El Unorigino.

* El Unorigino makes his way to the ring as the fans go crazy for this popular superstar. Uno gets in the ring & looks at both men. The bell sounds as all 3 men are standing in the ring. Uno decides to lock up with fettster first, but Spaz nails Uno from behind & throws him out of the ring. Spaz grabs fett & throws him into the ropes, hitting a takedown clothesline. Spaz grabs fett & starts up on a suplex. Spaz flips around again, still holding fett & nails a second suplex. Spaz flips around again & hits a third suplex, as he finally releases. Spaz grabs fett’s legs to set him up for a Sydney Cloverleaf, but Uno climbs the top rope & leaps off, connecting with a missile dropkick. This dropkick sends Spaz over the top rope as Uno grabs fett & tosses him into the ropes. Fett bounces off the ropes & is hit by a Hurricanarama. Uno grabs fett & hits a rolling suplex. Uno climbs to the top rope, where Spaz shoves him off. *

* Spaz climbs into the ring & grabs fett, tossing him out of the ring. Spaz grabs Uno & sets him up for a fall away slam. Spaz grabs Uno & hits a Down Under DDT. Spaz goes for a cover when fett jumps in the ring & nails Spaz with a chair shot. Fett grabs Spaz & lifts him up, hitting a belly-to-belly suplex. Fett starts kicking at Spaz multiple times. Fett grabs Spaz & tosses him into the ring, where he lands in a Tree of Woe. Fett runs the ropes & nails a baseball slide to Spaz. Fett grabs Spaz & throws him into the ring & nails a Batista Spine buster. Fett grabs Spaz again, but Spaz lands a thumb to the eye. Spaz grabs fett again & throws him over the top rope. Spaz grabs the chair that fett used & climbs the top rope with it. Fett starts getting to his feet as Spaz leaps off the top rope with the chair, crashing the chair down on fett’s head. Spaz drops the chair & grabs fett, throwing him over the barricade. *

* Spaz then turns his attention to Uno & grabs him, setting him up outside the ring with a Rolling German Suplex. Spaz starts kicking away at Uno some more & grabs him, dragging him up the entryway. Spaz bodyslams Uno on the entryway. Spaz then drops the elbow to the throat of Uno. Spaz grabs Uno again & looks over at the mystery stone. Spaz starts running with Uno towards the mystery stone but Uno hits the brakes, sending Spaz into the stone. Uno then dropkicks Spaz & sends him into the stone again. Uno walks around the stone & starts rocking it when fett makes his way up & sees what’s going on. Fett aids Uno & the 2 start rocking the stone; sending it crashing down onto Spaz. Uno looks at fett & goes for a High 5, but fett connects with a punch instead. Fett grabs Uno & twists the mask a bit, blinding Uno. Fett grabs Uno & nails a Tazzplex onto the ramp way. Fett grabs Uno’s leg & signals for the Figure 4. As fett spins with Uno’s leg, Uno manages to kick out of it. Uno quickly gets to his feet & fixes his mask. Fett gets to his feet but Uno is able to nail a Hurricanarama. Uno starts dragging fett to the ring & tosses him into the ring when he’s nailed from behind by Spaz.*

* Spaz slides into the ring & grabs fett. Spaz throws fett into the ropes & lands a Loe Thesz Press, followed by punches to the already bloody face. Spaz gets to his feet & climbs to the top rope, jumping off with a Shooting Star Press. Spaz attempts a pin, but it’s broken up by Uno & a chair. Uno runs the ropes & nails a bulldog to Spaz. Uno runs the ropes again & hits a Lionsault. Uno goes for a cover, but Spaz kicks out. Uno lifts up Spaz & bodyslams him, but Spaz rolls with it into a small package. Uno manages to reverse the small package. Spaz escapes with the use of the ropes. Spaz & Uno gets to their feet, but both are met by a double clothesline from fett. Both men go over the top rope, as fett slingshots himself over the top rope, taking out both Spaz & Uno. *

* fett manages to his feet, a bloody mess. Fett grabs a chair & heads for Uno. Uno manages a spinning heel kick to the chair, sending the chair into fett. Uno grabs fett & throws him into the ring post. Spaz nails Uno from behind with a double axe handle. Spaz grabs Uno & throws him into the ring. Spaz grabs Uno & sets him up for The Shockwave, but Uno manages to escape with a thumb to the eye. As Spaz struggles to see, Uno runs the ropes & leaps into a high cross bodyblock. Uno attempts a pin, but Spaz manages the momentum to flip into his own pin. Uno is able to get his arm up, so Spaz lifts him up & sets him up again for another Shockwave attempt. Fett nails a Russian Legsweep to take out Spaz & send Uno crashing down on him. The ref starts a count, but fett breaks the count. Fett grabs Spaz & tosses him into the corner. Fett then goes for Uno, but Uno hits a dropkick, sending fett into the ropes & flipping into a tie up. Uno now runs to Spaz & hits another bulldog. Uno runs to the top rope & leaps off, nailing a 450 onto Spaz. Uno quickly goes for a cover as the referee counts 1-2-3. *

Announcer: ladies & gentlemen, you’re winner of the match & NEW #1 Contender to the EWT Heavyweight Championship, El Unorigino!!!!

* El Unorigino is excited & jumps up & down in the ring. He jumps out of the ring & jumps into the fans as the fans start chanting: *

Fans: Ole, ole ole ole!!!! Ole!!! Ole!!!!

* Uno’s translator runs out from the back as Uno gets back into the ring area & the 2 embrace. Back in the ring, Spaz is furious & attacks the referee. Spaz then grabs fett from the ropes & sends him into the corner. Spaz climbs the top rope & grabs fett again, nailing a Super Shockwave out of anger. Uno & his translator stand by the entryway with their hands raised in victory as we cut back to Toomi Bischoff in his office. *

TB: HOLY S***!!! HE F***ING WON?!?!?!?!?!? Damn them Nyrds & their friends….son of a b***!!!

* Pay per view fades to black as they cut back to a celebrating Unorigino. *