Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 18, 2005 8:56:22 GMT -5
*We are at the match board with Curly & Mr. Big*
Curly: So lets see who my opponent is this week . . .it better be Sting! . . *reads the board*. . Viscera!! . . . oh very funny put the biggest champ in the world, me, against the 500 pound tub of lard . . . Well i'll show them . . . hey didn't he used to be a King of the Ring?
Mr. Big: .. um . . I think people are trying to forget that . .
Curly: . . C'mon we need to prepare for this match . . .
*Mr.Big and Curly walk off . . . A man in a trenchcoat reading a newspaper watches them go, he then continues reading . . the headline says "Orphanage Horror Story" *
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 18, 2005 9:39:14 GMT -5
*Going Under plays as Linda walks into the arena.*
LILLIAN:The following contest is scheduled for one fall.Making her way to the ring first,from Scranton,PA,she is thre #1 contender for the Girl Next Door championship...The Ocean's Beauty,Linda RAGNAL!
*All the Things She Says plays as Victoria enters the arena.*
LILLIAN:And her opponent...VICTORIA!
JR:Well,it seems that with how brutal Linda can be,Toomi decided to give her one of WWE's most brutal Divas possible,and the only one possible is none other than Victoria!
*The bell rings.Linda and Victoria lock up in the ring.Victoria grabs Linda by the stomach and rams her into a corner.She continuously headbutts Linda in the stomach,and then whips her into the ropes and goes for a clothesline.Linda ducks,and Victoria turns around,only to be greeted with a Belly to Belly Suplex.Linda runs to the ropes and hits a Lionsault on Victoria.She goes for the pin.*
1!2!
*Victoria kicks out.Linda picks her up and puts her into a corner,kicking her gut several times.She the wraps her legs around Victoria's neck and hits a Hurracanranna pin on her.*
1!2!
*Victoria reverses with a rolly up pin.*
1!2!
*Linda reverses with a schoolboy pin.*
1!2!
*Victoria kicks out.Suddenly,Hillary Clitton walks out and stands up top the Titantron,looking at the #1 contender.Linda sees her and starts to shout at her,which Victoria takes opportunity of and puts her into a sleeper hold.Victoria does her best to keep Linda away from the ropes,but she eventually grabs them.The ref counts to four and Victoria lets go of Linda.Victoria picks Linda up and sets her up for the Widow's Peak,but Linda counters and hits a Widow's Peak of her own.Linda then heads to the top rope and hits the Down Pour on Victoria and goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings.Linda gets up and looks at Clitton,who's still standing at the entry way.Linda makes a motion signifying the belt is going to be next around her waist.Suddenly,Linda is hit from behind by Lita,Moolah,and Dawn Marie.The three of them beat her up continuously until Mike and Joe run in.The three of them escape the ring as the Ragnals check on their sister.Clitton raises her GND title in the air and then leaves.Fade to black*
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Post by Poker Joker on Aug 18, 2005 9:41:45 GMT -5
(The scene opens up with Billy sitting in his locker room. He has a depressed look about him, as he sits on a chair with his shoulders hunched over and his head hung low. He's rubbing the back of his head with an ice pack from the beating he took earlier. Beside him is Josh Mathews, who is trying to get an interview.)
*MATHEWS*: Billy Ubermark, things are not looking up for you. Not only do you have a match shortly against Eddie Guererro, but you have TWO men breathing down your neck for the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship.... and BOTH of them seem to be more than anxious to get their hands on you. First, you had Maelstrom attacking you during your matches. And NOW, most recently, you've had Merc attack you backstage. Your thoughts?
(Billy looks up at Mathews, still rubbing the back of his head.)
*BU*: First of all, Merc's actions simply PROVE that this is nothing more than a case of Virgin Discrimination! I didn't do anything to that goon! Not a damn thing! And what does he do? He savagegly atacks me! And why did he do it? I'll tell you why.... its because he's jealous of me! Merc has never really accomplished ANYTHING during his entire time in E.W.T. Seriously, does anyone remember ONE THING that Merc has done since he came here? No! They don't! And I'll bet that always bothers him. But what bothers him even more is when he takes a look at ME!
(Billy reaches down and grabs his Tri-State Championship with his free hand, while continuing to hold ice on his head with the other)
Merc looks at me and sees what he never could become.... the hottest young superstar in the E.W.T., today! Not to mention the greatest Tri-State Champion of all time! You can bet that it eats at him like acid that a VIRGIN is doing what he never could! You see, deep down, Merc knows that after all this time in the E.W.T., he doesn't even qualify as a has-been..... his LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT only qualifies him as a NEVER-WAS. And trust me, when I'm through with him, he'll continue to be a NEVER-WAS.
(Mathews clears his throat for a second.)
*MATHEWS*: Well, apparently those are your thoughts on Merc, but what about your other current nemesis, Maelstrom?
(Billy gets a smile on his face as he puts the Tri-State Championship back down.)
*BU*: Oh, Maelstrom. He's another story, altogether. You see, lately he's been stalking me around here. But now, I've got something that will allow me to draw power from the same place he does.
(Billy lifts up the mason jar and shows it to Mathews.)
Once I drink this, Maelstrom won't DARE come around me, because I'll be even stronger than he is! In fact, its almost time for my match, so I guess I'd better drink up.
(Josh Mathews looks at the fluid in the jar with a queezy glance.)
*MATHEWS*: You're ACTUALLY going to drink that?
*BU*: If it means getting old Fish Lips off my back, you bet!
(Billy slowly removes the cover from the jar. As he lifts the lid off, Billy takes a brief sniff, and wrinkles his nose at the smell. Josh Mathews leans in to take a sniff, too, and Billy sees him.)
*BU*: You wanna smell it, too?
(Billy holds the jar over towards Josh. Josh takes one whiff of the "potion," and collapses to the floor. Billy looks down at his unconscious form, and shakes his head.)
*BU*: Hmm... Must be allergic to magic potions.
(Billy pinches his nose and drinks the entire mason jar as quickly as he can. When he's finished, he starts coughing and gasping for air!)
*BU*: WOOOO!.... (GASP!)..... That stuff burns all the way down! Must be working!
(Billy picks up his Tri-State Title Belt and tries to stand up. As he does so, he wobbles a little bit.)
*BU*: Whoa!... and it works fast, too! I feel kinda light-headed!.... oof!
(Billy leaves to get to his match, beginning to stagger as he goes. The camera focuses in on the unconscious Josh Mathews before fading to black).
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Post by Poker Joker on Aug 18, 2005 12:23:26 GMT -5
("Can You Feel The Heaaaaaaat" blasts over the loudspeakers! The fans stand up and begin delivering heat of their own to man making his way down to the ring.... Eddie Guerrero. Eddie climbs onto the ring apron as the fans continue to boo him. He stops for a moment, points casually at a fan in the front row, and spits on the ground. His simple actions aggrevate the crowd even more as he climbs into the ring.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship! Introducing first, from El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 220 lbs.... "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero! (Guerrero ignores the crowd and walks over to one corner of the ring to await his opponent. Suddenly, "Like A Virgin" starts playing over the loudspeakers. The crowd reaction doesn't change, however, as they simply boo for the impending arrival of Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark.
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, from St. Paul, Minnesota, weighing in at 226 lbs.... The E.W.T. Tri-State Champion, Billy "THE VIRGIN" Ubermark!
(Billy finally steps out from behind the curtain, and makes his way down the asile to the ring, but everyone can see that something is CLEARLY wrong! Billy dragging the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship behind him on the ground as he staggers to the ring in a wobbly fashion. By all accounts, it looks like Billy is drunk. As the crowd's boos turn to laughter, Billy somehow climbs up onto the ring apron, turns to the crowd, and holds his arms up in the air as thought to bask in the audience's response. His "basking" is shortlived, though, as he loses his balance and actually falls off the ring apron. He catches himself on the floor, and then cautiously gets up and rolls himself into the ring. Billy takes the microphone from the announcer, hugs the announcer, and then starts speaking.)
*BU*: (sluring his words as he talks) You know...... You know what, Eddie! You call yourself "Latino Heat?" Well, you don't know what heat is. .... Heat is what I've got on my back, right ... right now! I've got Maelstr.... Maelst.... That fish-faced dude trying to hunt me down..... and I've got a guy called .... (Billy burps).... Merc, who's ambushing me in the hallways. And lemme tell ya, dude.... that just plain SUCKS!!!! I dunno WHY people do this kinda stuff to me, .... but I think it has something to do with me being a VIRGIN! ... and you know what..... that sucks too! .... being a virgin, and everything.
(Billy staggers in the middle of the ring for a couple of seconds, scratching his chin, before he continues speaking. Eddie Guerrero still in one corner of the ring can't believe what he's seeing.)
I tell ya... its not like... I haven't tried to get me a pieces of ass. I just can't ever seem to do it..... an I don't.... KNOW.... WHY?! I mean, I'm good looking. I'm a champion.....
(At the mention of being a champion, Billy holds his arms out with the belt in one hand and the microphone in the other. He starts to lose his balance, though, and staggers back a step or two. After making sure he has his balance again, he starts talking, again.)
I don't think I stink..... so tell me, Eddie.... why can't I get LAID?! I mean, you.... I'm sure you get laid all the time..... and youe look like you washed your hair with motor oil..... Damn. The worm at the bottom of a tequela bottle looks better than you..... and yet...
(Eddie Guerrero has heard enough. He rushes at the drunken Billy Ubermark and nails him with a clothesline. The ref calls for the bell, and the match gets underway.)
(Eddie clotheslines Billy Ubermark to the ground. The Tri-State Championship and microphone go flying as Billy is hit. Once Billy's on the ground, Eddie stomps on the back of Billy's head. Billy can do little more than try and protect his head with his hands in his current state. Eddie lifts Billy off the ground, spins him around and hits a back suplex. Billy hits the ground with a thud, and Eddie goes for a quick cover.)
1.....2.....
(Billy gets a foot on the rope. Eddie stands up and immediately drops an elbow on Billy, who is still on the ground. Eddie gets to his feet, dragging Billy up with him. He takes Billy and whips him into a ring corner. Eddie follows up and hits a jumping back elbow smash in the corner. Billy wobbles around in the corner for a second or two before falling directly on his face. Eddie simply stares at Billy and shakes his head for a moment. Eddie grabs Billy, and lifts him to his feet. Eddie throws Billy into the ropes. He goes for a shoulder throw, but Billy somehow manages to leapfrog over him. Coming back off the ropes, Eddie prepares to catch Billy with a clothesline, but Billy stumbles over his own two feet and falls to the ground, anyways. The crowd laughs as Eddie stares at Billy, again. Eddie watches Billy try to get to his feet. After about 10 seconds, Billy does so. He stands up, points at Eddie Guerrero, and rushes at him in an awkward manner. Eddie simply steps out of the way and Billy runs past Eddie into the ring ropes. Billy leans on for support as he tries to find Guerrero. As the crowd roars with laughter, Billy turns around, to see Eddie smiling at him. Eddie waves at Billy, and then makes a gesture like a matador with a cape. Billy, again, charges at Eddie. Again, Eddie steps out of the way. This time, as he does so. He shouts "Ole!" promting more laughs from the crowd. Billy turns, and again charges at Eddie. Again, Eddie steps out of the way. This time, the crowd joins in!
*CROWD*: Ole!!!
(Billy becomes mad, and rushes at Eddie for a fourth time. Again, Eddie steps out of the way.)
*CROWD*: Ole!!!
(Eddie now makes walks over to one of the ring corners. He challenges Billy to charge him again by shouting "TORO! TORO!" Billy gets mad, and actually paws at the ground with one of his feet, like a bull. He charges with a full head of steam at Eddie, who steps out of the way at the last second. Billy looks like he's going head first into the turnbuckle, but stops himself. He stands up, with a smile on his face, thinking he outsmarted Guerrero. Eddie, however, nails a dropkick to Billy's back, sending the Tri-State Champion hard into the turnbuckle. Billy bounces out of the corner and falls flat on his back. Eddie bows to the crowd, who applauds him as he lifts Billy to his feet. Eddie sets Billy up, and procedes to nail him with the Three Amigos suplex-series Billy is now lying in the middle of the ring. The ref comes over to Billy and checks on him as Eddie signals that he's going for the Frog Splash! Eddie heads over to the corner of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but the ref comes over and starts talking to him about Ubermark's condition. Eddie and the ref argue for a few moments. As they do so, Billy manages to make his way to his feet. He staggers around the ring for a second or two before landing sharply on the ring ropes. Billy hitting the ropes causes Eddie to lose his balances. Eddie falls off the ropes and bangs his head on the floor, knocking himself unconscoius. Meanwhile, Billy slumps off the ropes onto the canvas. The ref didn't see Billy hit the ropes, and is now confused. But, since Eddie is out of the ring, the ref starts a 10-count.)
*REF*: 1.....2......3.......4.......5......6......7......8.....9........10!!!
(Billy Ubermark makes his way to his feet with the help of the ropes as the ref finishes the 10-count and calls for the bell. Outside the ring, Eddie Guerrero stirs, but is still unable to get to his feet. The ref hands Billy the Tri-State Championship Belt as the ring announcer takes the microphone.)
*ANNOUCNER*: Here is your winner of this match, as a result of a count-out, and STILL E.W.T. Tri-State Champion.... Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!!!
(The fans boo as Billy asks for the mircophone. When he gets it, he starts to address the crowd.)
*BU*: (waving the Tri-State Title Belt over his head as he speaks) I win!.... I won!..... I love AAAAALL of you!... Party at may place... I mean, party at my place!.... WOO!
(The fans laugh at Billy on the mic, until "Apocalypse Please" starts playing over the arena's speakers. Maelstrom makes his way down to the ring to confront Billy. He steps into the ring amidst the cheers of the fans. When his music stops playing, he's toe-to-toe with Billy. Billy starts talking to him.)
*BU*: Maell.... Maelstrom? .... You're coming to my party, too?.... Well,... that's ok.... But you're going to have to bring your own beer.... I don't have any Fish Food flavored alcholol.
(Billy laughs at his own stupid joke. Maelstrom simply stares at Billy.)
*BU*: Serious-s-s-ly. I like fish. I may not like you..... but I like fish. I... I used to own a goldfish, once. His name was "Louie." .... I remember he used to swim round and round in his little bowl...... and then he'd come up to the top to eat.... and his little fish lips would go muh-muh-muh ... (Billy imitates the fish's mouth with his own).... But then, one day.... he died. (Billy's face gets sad).... and I had to get rid of him... so I flushed his poor, dead little fishy body down the toilet. (Billy's face becomes serious... or as serious as it can be in his current state, and he looks at Maelstrom) .... So I was wondering, Maelst... Maels....Maelstrom..... Since you like water so much..... are you going to mind if I flush your body down the toilet after i kick yer ass?
(Maelstrom grabs Billy and delievers a knee to Ubermark's stomach. Billy doubles over and drops the Tri-State Title Belt. Maelstrom shakes his head, and a smile cracks across his lips. He lifts Billy to his feet, gets him in postion and nails the Vortex Drop on Billy. Once again, Billy is laid out on the canvas, barely conscious. Maelstrom steps out of the ring, and raises his hand as if in victory as he makes his way back to the dressing room. The camera then goes back to Billy Ubermark, laying in the middle of the ring, with a ref checking on him. After a couple seconds the scene goes to black.)
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on Aug 18, 2005 16:17:43 GMT -5
*kamala is already in the ring. psychoapeguy creeps to the ringside area and grabs a microphone. he has a towel over his head.*
ape - ....this match is a title match...
*the ape drops the mic and slides into the ring as everyone looks on in confusion. kamala is standing there waiting for him and immediately delivers multiple chops to the ape. kamala hits one last chop, and psychoapeguy goes down hard to the mat. kamala backs up and leaps for a splash, but psychoapeguy rolls out of the way. he pulls a key out of his pocket and begins to grind it along kamala's forehead.
after a few moments, the ape lets go. he waits for kamala to get to his feet then runs off the ropes and attempts a lariat, but kamala counters with a thrust kick, sending the ape down hard. kamala slaps his belly and splashes psychoapeguy and goes for the cover. 1....2....kickout.
kamala slaps his belly again and climbs up to the second turnbuckle while on the turnbuckle, he slaps his belly some more. ape takes this as an opportunity to hit a low blow. with kamala still on the second turnbuckle, psychoapeguy climbs up, clamps his arms around kamala's arm and neck and lifts up with all his strength as he falls backwards, delivering an awesome head-and-arm suplex on kamala.
psychoapeguy quickly gets up to his feet. he looks around at the crowd with a disgusted look on his face. he then rolls kamala over on his stomach and locks on a maneuver that is best described as a kata hajime/mandible claw hybrid. kamala doesn't submit, but after a few moments, he is passed out and the referee calls for the bell. psychoapeguy lets go of the hold. the referee tries to raise psychoapeguy's hand, but the ape kicks him in the gut and nails him with a big headbutt.
the ape slowly crawls out of the ring. he grabs a mic, then pulls a box from under the ring apron. he then slides back into the ring and begins to speak.*
ape - ....here is your winner....as a result of a knock out....from the apemission...and the NEW.....cjtw world heavyweight champion....ape.....
*there is a mixed reaction in the audience as ape open the box and pulls out a title belt and raises it in the air. as he pulls out the belt, some barbed wire is pulled out of the box as well, as it falls to the apron.*
ape - ....i'm sick of people...hehe...i'm sick of life...hehe...i'm sick of the world....so criminey jeeze the world!!! i AM...the cjtw world heavyweight champion....and i will use this title belt.....to make mr. bischoff a frequent visitor....of the local hospital....mr. bischoff....the mood is about to be strange....
*ape lifts the title belt with one hand and begins yelling into the mic with his other.*
ape - MR. BISCHOFF, I'M APE! MAIM ME IF YOU CAN!....ESCAPE....IF I LET YOU...
*immediately ape drops both the belt and the mic. he grabs the barbed wire, wraps it around his arm and slaps the apemission on kamala. after a few seconds he lets go, raisesd his arms again, grabs his title belt and leaves the ringside area.*
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Aug 18, 2005 16:19:55 GMT -5
*The lights go out in the EWT arena as the bell tolls to signal the entrance of The Undertaker. The ramp is lined with hooded figures holding torches over their heads. The Undertaker is seen at the top of the ramp standing oh so ominously... He crosses the first two hooded men... Then the second two. Just as he gets to ringside the 4 hooded men jump on him and proceed to beat him unmercifully. The men remove their hoods to reveal Pza, Destroyer, Epidemik, and Mr. Big. They throw Taker in the ring and Pza rolls in. The ref rings the bell.*
*Pza starts by dropping three elbows on taker. Pza then pulls him away from the ropes and applies a camel clutch. Taker powers out and stands straight up with pza on his back. Taker then falls straight back and lands on Pza knocking the air out of him. taker stands up, flips his hair and pulls on one of his gloves as Pza makes his way to his feet. taker goes for a pile driver, but before he can get a grip on Pza, Pza hits him with a stiff blow to the midsection. taker stumbles back a few feet and pza hits him with a clothesline, only staggering taker. pza hits the opposite ropes and hits taker with another clothesline, one again only staggering taker. Pza the hits the ropes and nails taker with a chopblock which takes taker down to his knees. Pza then kicks taker in the head with a stiff Low-Ki like kick, dropping taker promptly.*
Pza then goes to work on the knees of taker stomping and dropping knees on them. he then rolls taker over onto his back and dropps a few more knees on his before getting up to taunt the fans*
Pza: F*** You! Where is your "hero" the deadman now? huh?
*Pza turns around as taker sits up... Pza is startled by this and backs away* Taker stands up as Pza hits the ropes to attempt another chopblock. Taker catches him though in a choke hold as Pza flails like a dying frog. Taker lifts Pza up whe the lights go out once again...*
ALLLEEYYYYAAAAALEYALEEEYYAAALAAAAAYYEAHHH!!!
JR: BAH GAWD KEENG... I'TS MOE-HAM-ED!!!
*Hassan hits the ring with a chair in hand as Daivari distracts the referee. Taker swings at hassan but hassan ducks and hits him with a boot to the stomache. taker doubles over in pain as hassan hits a steel chair shot to the back of the head knocking Tkaer to his knees. Hassan leaves the ring with Daivari shouting some gibberish as Pza makes his way to his feet. Pza calmly walks up to Taker and picks him up in a crucifix...BAM!!! SmarkDriver on Tkaer. Pza makes the cover for the 1...2...3...*
*Pza and the BOP leave as Taker gets to his feet furious...*
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Aug 18, 2005 16:25:00 GMT -5
"The Game" by Motorhead hits and Triple H comes out with his water, flashy lights, and long ring entrance. When getting in the ring he grabs the microphone.
HHH: Alright, I've heard alot about Jz. He's supposed to be a tough bastard, hardcore, and a good wrestler. Well Jz, there's something you aren't...the game! That's because I'm that damn good! Now are you ready to play the game?
Trips drops the mic and cockily smiles as he waits for Jz.
After a few minutes HHH picks up the mic.
HHH: Hey, Jz, we're supposed to have a match! I don't have time for this.
HHH drops the mic again and grabs the referee by the shirt. The ref explains that Jz was buried and hasn't been seen since then. HHH grabs the mic again.
HHH: I guess Jz is six feet under. Too bad, I wanted to kick his ass. Now let's have a ten bell salute...
HHH grabs the ring bell and slides into the ring. He rings the bell and the ref starts counts. With everything number H is hitting the bell. We get up to 8.
8 (ring) 9 (ring) 10 (ring ring ring)
HHH has the mic.
HHH: Here is your winner....The Game, Triple H! *laughing* With that I guess the game is over for him. Goodnight Jz.
"The Game" by Motorhead hits again and HHH leaves the ring to boos.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 18, 2005 20:58:40 GMT -5
[WDD is making his way down to the ring when he sees the match board. He double takes and sees what Theo Rumm wrote around his name]
WDD: [Grabs sharpie] We'll see who's laughing after this.
[WDD crosses out Theo Rumm and writes "Pee-O Thumb" in it's place]
WDD: Ha! That'll show him.
[WDD laughs evily and walks off]
Update: Shortly after this angle, WDD was hired by MAD Magazine.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 18, 2005 22:08:33 GMT -5
*Joe's walking backstage when he looks at the writing on the matchboard.*
JOE:What the-?Oh,come ON!This childish humor is MY job!...and speaking of which...
*Joe takes out a pen and writes under Ultimo's name-"belongs in a nuthouse" and walks off.*
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 18, 2005 22:36:10 GMT -5
*Theo emerges from walking around the backstage area. He is out of breath and is standing in front of the match board and reading it...*
Theo: Pee-o Thumb? What is this guy? 10 years old?
*Theo takes out another sharpie and writes "MAD writer wannabe." with another arrow to WWD's name and and walks into ToomiBischoff's Office.*
Theo (From behind door): DUDE! WTF! VIAGRA ON A POLE? WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
Toomi (Behind door): THAT'S YOUR MATCH. NOW GET OUTTA MY OFFICE, NOW!
*Theo leaves angrly.*
Update: Theo Rumm was appointed King Of Obviousness after this segment.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 19, 2005 0:58:36 GMT -5
(Backstage, Ultimo Chocula is seen walking down the hall. He pokes his head into a room and sees Marty Jannetty.)
UC: "Hey there, smart guy! Helluva match you had! You almost got a win on that one!"
(Marty gives UC the skunk eye.)
Marty: "Ummmm....thanks..."
UC: "Yessir! You had it all worked out, until your partner went and got his fool self pinned! Whatta dope! You had that thing all wrapped up until Blondie went and screwed everything all to Hades! Man, that's a shame. Now, if you had a real partner, somebody who could pull his own weight, you'd be sitting pretty."
Marty: (Stands up and talks directly to UC) "What are you getting at?"
UC: "Simply this. You got talent, boy. You can really....."
(Suddenly UC stops and notices what Marty is wearing.)
UC: "Whoa. What's with the fancy neon underwear with the dangly doodads? Did Party City have a sale on streamers or something?"
Marty: "Forget that! What do you want?"
UC: "Look. I got this problem named Michael Cole. He's been a pain in my heinie ever since I showed up here. Now he's got this steroid fed man cow on his side and they want me next week in a tag match. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal but I'm not looking to take on two guys by myself."
Marty: "Because you're afraid you'll get beat?"
UC: "Hell no! Because I won't get paid double what I would normally get! So I'm asking you if you want to be my partner. Whataya say?"
Marty: "I don't know....."
UC: "C'mon, sport! It'll be great! You help me get rid of those two fleas, then I'll help you!"
Marty: "How could you possibly help me?"
UC: "I'll be the partner you wish you had! We'll go on a tear! Nobody could beat us! We'll be the biggest thing since cheese in a can! We'll take those tag belts in record time! Oh! I just thought up a great name! The New New Rockers! Third time's the charm, eh?"
Marty: "Look, thanks for the offer but I can't. I'm really not interested."
UC: "What? You're going to pass this up so you can tag with Mr. Magnetic Shoulders? Give me one good reason!"
Marty: "Well, the word on the street is you're something of a......loon."
UC: "Where did you hear this garbage?"
(Marty points over to the match board. UC reads what Joe Ragnal scribbled under his name. UC gets flustered then grabs the sharpie. He scratches out "belongs in a nut house" and writes "is quite sane, thank you very much. He also has a large wiener." He puts the pen back and continues his search for a partner.
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 19, 2005 2:27:22 GMT -5
* As the cameras cut in Linda Rangel is walking down the hall,and as she turns the corner she bumps into Merc.* Linda: Oh sorry Merc I didn't see you there. Merc: Actually your just who I wanted see. Linda: Me?,and why is that? *Merc starts walking towards Linda,and as Linda backs up she has a worried look on her face. All of sudden Linda bumps into a wall. Merc than stands in front of her,and takes a hold of Linda's hair,and smells it as he runs it though his hands before letting it go.* Merc: Ahhhh sweet blond hair,and such a nice smell. Just like Trish. You do know what happened to Trish don't you? Linda: Ya...you,and Mia beat the hell out of her,and might I add that it was two on one. Not very gentleman like. Merc: Who said I was? You see Linda you got something you don't deserve ,and thats a numbers one contenders spot for the Girl Next Door championship. You see that really belongs to my sweet Mia. Linda: Mia? ?? That washed up pile of Gar................... Merc: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Mia is the most dangerous. Most beautiful,and most deadliest womens wrestler here in the EWT,and very shortly in that ring tonight she is going t prove it again against Trish tonight,and than its bye bye Trish. Linda: How the hell is that fair! Trish is not even a hundred percent! Merc: Fair!! Was it fair when Trish cost me a shot at the World title? Was it fair the way She help put Mia in the hospital? *All of a sudden Joe can be heard yelling down the hall for Linda. Merc turns his head for a sec,and than looks back at Linda.* Merc: Just remember one thing Mia will be coming for you,and tat dear Linda is a promise. *Merc turns,and leaves what appears to be a very shaken up Linda as the scene fades.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 19, 2005 2:36:56 GMT -5
*Joe runs down to Linda and checks on her.*
JOE:Hey,sis,are you alright?
LINDA:*still shaken up*Yeah.I'm okay.All he did was try to it sound like Mia should have gotten that shot.
JOE:Well,she didn't get the shot.All that's in the past.And right now,you have a future as the GND champion.Let's head back to the lockers.*
LINDA:Alright.
*Joe and Linda head back to the locker room.Fade to black.*
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Aug 19, 2005 2:45:19 GMT -5
Merc walks in the lockerrom door and sees Mia sitting there reading a book....
Merc- "OH My God Baby, you should have seen what just happened!"
Mia-" What did you DO?"
Merc-" I just scared the crap out of Linda..it was sooo thrilling!"
Mia-"What did you do that for? I have a match soon and I certainly don't need ANY Ragnal interefering!"
Merc-"That's what I am here for baby!"
Merc walks over to Mia and gives her a slight kiss on the cheek
Merc-"What ya reading?"
Mia-" its just a book about how to handle your thoughts"
Merc-" What?? Babe..I told you already...he does not have it out for you! Get that thought out of your head!"
Mia-" I am TRYING to if you would just let me read"
Merc-"Ok Ok..I am goin to get something to drink..want anything?"
Mia-" Dr.Pepper would be nice"
Merc-"Right away!"
Merc rushes out the door as Mia goes back to reading her book
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Post by viscera on Aug 19, 2005 3:03:04 GMT -5
Principal Pain and the Canceler walk up this week's match board, looking at it closely.
Pain: Hmmm... the New Age Outlaws... Road Dogg and The Bad Ass Billy Gunn. I'm disappointed. Last week, it was two pretty boys and this week, two cowboy wannabes?
Pain looks back at the canceler who lets out a loud grunt, the principal turning back around.
Pain: Well... I can't say I won't enjoy being the living life out of those two pathetic excuses for a Superstars. Come Canceler... the sooner we get this out of the way, the sooner we can focus on our... plans.
The two look at each and nod, but not before writing a big fat F by everyone's name... except for their own of course.
Cut to Commercial again...
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Post by viscera on Aug 19, 2005 3:39:12 GMT -5
Suddenly The New Age Outlaw's theme hits the Toomitron. Road Dogg walks out with a microphone, with Billy Gunn strolling out with him.
Rodd Dogg and Audience: Oh you didn't know?! Your ass better caaaaaall somebody!!!
The Outlaws get a modest pop as they head towards the ring and enter.
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. approaching the ring... at a combined weight of 504 pounds, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn... The New Age Outlaws!!!
Road Dogg takes his mic and starts speaking.
Road Dogg: now tonight... we're taking on... some guys called the P.T.A. And what exactly are they? The Parents Teacher Association?! Well P.T.A., tonight you're dealing with the Road Dogg " Jesse James! And The Bad Ass... Billy Gunn!
Billy Gunn: And if you're not down with that... we got two words for ya.... SUCK IT....
As if on cue, Pomp and Circumstance hits the Toomitron as Pain and Canceler waste no time storming the ring, running down the ramp angrily.
Announcer: And their opponents... at a combined weight of 750...
He doesn't even finish as Pain slides into the ring and tosses him out, then eyes the New Age Outlaws, Canceler quickly stepping onto the apron as Billy Gunn gets on the other sides. Road Dogg stays in the ring to start off against Principal Pain
Road Dogg quickly charges forward for a clothesline, which Pain quickly ducks underneath then grabs Road Dogg from behind, going for a german suplex, but Road Dogg quickly elbows his way out of it. The two back away from each other at a bit of a stand still. Pain starts circling the ring, trying to find an opening and does, grabbing Road Dogg for a suplex to the mat into a quick cover
1...
No. It's way too early. R.D. quickly gets back to his feet, Pain quickly keeping control and hitting him with some stiff chops to the chest, Dogg holding his now sore chest in pain as Pain keeps chopping away. He quickly grabs him and drags him over his partner and tags him in.
Canceler quickly enters the ring, Pain still holding Road Dogg and the two quickly double team him with a simentaneuos Clothesline and sweeping kick. Pain leaves as Canceler quickly begans stomping at Dogg's chest, trying to make him hurt even further. Road Dogg eventually rolls out of his stomping path and slowly rises to his feet, quickly darting over and tagging in Billy Gunn.
Gunn enters the ring quickly and goes after Canceler with a clothesline to the chest, causing him to hunch over slightly. Gunn quickly grabs him by the neck and takes him down with a DDT to the mat. He goes into a cover.
1...
But Canceler powers out, sending Gunn flying and slamming onto the mat. He quickly rises to his feet as Canceler does the same. Gunn starts hitting The Canceler with a few shots to the face, Canceler barely being affected by them, eventually grabbing Billy's arm and lifting it up, and him at the same time. He walks over and Tags Pain.
Pain quickly leaps over the ropes and leaps up, taking the suspended Gunn down with a dropkick to the face, Canceler dropping him and stepping out of the ring. Pain quickly goes down and locks in and dragon sleeper, trying to put Gunn out of commision, but Gunn struggles, trying to escape. This lasts for a few minutes, until Gunn starts to fall under. The referee walks over and checks to see if he's out.
1...2....
On the third arm raise though, Gunn resists and lifts it up on his own. The matches continues. Pain gets a bit annoyed at this and trys to add more pressure to the hold, but Gunn quickly starts elbowing Pain a few times, once, twice, and three times. This is enough to loosen the hold as Billy gets to his feet and ltakes Pain down with a clothesline. He quickly goes down and starts crawling towards Road Dogg, trying to get in the desperately needed tag. Pain groans and starts to rise to his feet, but as soon as he does, Billy tags out.
Road Dogg runs into the ring, nailing Pain with another clothesline, taking him down. Canceler runs into the ring, but Dogg grabs him and whips him over the top rope, Billy holding the ropes down while nobody's looking. Pain gets back up and Road Dogg quickly hits him with one snap jab, and another, he's going for the shake rattle and roll and nails it. Pain goes down as Road Dogg goes for a cover.
1...2....
No. Pain quickly kicks out, Road Dogg looking at him and lfiting him back up to his feet. He quickly swings around and grabs him for the pump handle drop, but Pain quickly reverses his position, swinging around Road Dogg and hitting him with a tiger suplex.... then lifting him back up for a dragon suplex! He lifts him up one more time for a normal german suplex, this time trying ti pin him.
1....2...
But Billy breaks up the count. Canceler is back on his feet now, though a bit dazed. As he quickly slinks abck over to the apron, Gunn and Dogg starts double teaming Pain to everyone's delight, hitting punch after punch on him. As Pain bends over, Billy quickly goes for the Fam-ass-er, but Canceler intercepts out of nowhere. with a vicious clothesline. Road Dogg turns around, eying Canceler when Pain signals for the Explusion. Canceler swiftly nods then lifts Road Dogg in military press position, Pain climbing up the nearby turnbuckle and leaping off, taking Road Dogg down with the mid air DDT to the mat. Into the cover.
1....2...
Billy Gunn tries to break up the count, but Canceler grabs him, lifts him up on his back and nail's the I.S.D., putting him out of commision.
3!!!
Announcer: here are your winners... Principal Pain and the Canceler... The P.T.A.!!!
Pain and Canceler looks down at Road Dogg and Billy Gunn, Pain reaching over and snatching the announcer's microphone.
Pain: Well guess what New Age outlaws. We have two words for you!!! YOU FAIL!!!
Pain tosses the microphone down and they quickly exit the ring...
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 19, 2005 4:13:02 GMT -5
*Back in the Arena and 'Moving on Up by M-People' hits, the crowd almost immediately start booing . . Mr. Big with Curly on his shoulders walks out along with Pza and Destroyer of the BOP, as he gets in the ring Curly grabs the mike*
Curly: . . . Well I see you remember me! . .
*The crowd chant 'VBL, VBL, VBL'*
Curly . . . yep thats right . . . your number one guy. Me Curly Long!, The biggest thing since nuclear energy, the hottest star on the market since Bard Pitt became single . . . . but for you girls I'll do more than take my shirt off . . . I'll take all my clot . .
*on that Visceras Music hits*
Lillian Garcia: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 500 pounds . . . Viscera!!
*Viscera emerges from the back in his latest brown pajama robes . . . he heads to the ring licking his lips at the sight of Lillian, however before he can do anything Curly interrupts*
Curly: Hey! no one cuts me off in mid-speech! no one! . . . now as I was saying ladies . . . I Curly Long am the greatest thing to grace this ring . . . and no one can stand up to me . . in fact I am King of this very Ring! . .
*Viscera has grabbed a mike*
Viscera: . . Actually back in 95 I won the WWE King of the Ring . . so that makes me a whole King of good loving, dawg.
Curly: . . your a King? . . . . hahahahaaheheha . . . oh thats a good one . . . . what are you a king of? . . . the Ice-Cream factory . . hahahhe . . . no wait . . I know what your the king of . . . hehe . . . your in that new movie . . . King Kong . .
*Viscera angry with Curlys comments charges forward . . . Pza, Destroyer and Mr. Big bail out of the ring at the sight of the 500 pound man bearing down on them . . . having cleared the ring Viscera turns his attention to Curly*
*Bell Rings*
Curly looks worried as Viscera stalks him around the ring . . . Viscera goes to avalanche Curly in the corner . . but Curly smartly moves out the way . . he taps his head to indicate he is thinking . . . infuriating Viscera even more . . . Curly decides to go on the offensive, he runs headlong at Viscera, but at the last second slides under the big mans legs bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to the back of the leg. Viscera falls to one knee. Sensing victory Curly climbs up the top rope . . . and its a cross body! . . . unfortunately Curly just bounces off Viscera, landing on the mat with a loud thud. Viscera seeing Curly down on the mat decides to go for a legdrop, Big Vis decides to gain momentum by bouncing off the ropes . . Pza & Destroyer seeing Curlys impending doom pull down the top rope sending the big man to the outside! . . the referee seeing this interference orders that Pza and Destroyer go backstage. After a great deal of protest they head back. Meanwhile Mr.Big has given Curly a bottle of water to recover his strength . . . Viscera slightly shaken gets back in the ring and is met with a series of punches from Curly. Being only 3ft the punches have no effect on Visceras huge gut. Curly looks up and sees the demonic laughing face of Viscera. Curly not one to back down from anything, jumps up from a standing position on to Viscera's shoulders and bites his face. Viscera staggers and flails at the diminutive menace. Curly now having disorientated the giant . . . goes for a sunset flip . . . it has no affect and Viscera decides to fall on Curly butt first . . Curly seeing the danger rolls to the side . . Viscera misses! . . now sitting on the mat Viscera is an easier target. Curly using a page out of Kurt Hennig's book, runs off the ropes and jumps over Viscera pulling down on the back of his head. A mini-neckbreaker! . . Curly goes for the cover . .
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Viscera kicks out sending Curly flying to the corner . . . Curly signals to Mr. Big to do something . . Mr. Big climbs on to the apron but the referee sees him. Mr. Big and the ref start to argue. Meanwhile Curly climbs the turnbuckle. Viscera has now got up and goes after Mr. Big and nails him with a clothesline, sending Mr. Big to the floor. Distracted by Viscera & Mr. Big's arguing the referee hasn't seen Epidemik run to the ring and throw a chair to Curly who is on the top rope. Viscera confident Mr. Big is taken care of turns around to deal with Curly. Curly jumps and brings the chair down hard on Viscera's skull. Viscera falls like a tree. Curly chucks the chair outside and covers. The ref turns and . .
1,2,3.
Lillian Garcia: Your winner Curly Long!! . .
*Epidemik and Mr. Big get in the ring and lift Curly up on there shoulders, celebrating there win . . . They walk up the ramp to a series of boos where the rest of BOP greet them. They continue to celebrate*
(cut to commercial)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 19, 2005 5:56:12 GMT -5
*Sum Guy is standing backstage with Spaz.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy I blow my nose with sandpaper. I'm here with Spaz who has something he wants to sya to DSR & Toomi Bischoff.
S: Thanks Guy. I have do have something to say. DSR, you are kidding yourself if you think I wasn't close to taking your belt. Save some interference I would be wearing that belt now. You say your aren't scared of me then prove it! How about this at the next PPV. DSR v Spaz No Disqualification 2 out of 3 falls. If Toomi or Sexy Translator or anyone else interferes on your behalf the title changes hands, if Becky or anyone elseinterferes for me I never get another shot at you as EWT Champion. If you think you really are better tahn me prove it you S.O.B.
*Spaz walks out.*
SG: The challenge has been issued but will DSR accept?
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 19, 2005 13:04:58 GMT -5
*High Voltage plays as Mike Ragnal walks to the ring,mic in hand.*
MIKE:Ladies and gentlemen,I am Mike Ragnal!And THIS is the Shocking Truth!
*Crowd cheers*
MIKE:Now,Joe's backstage with Linda right now after the scare she got from Merc.So it looks like I'm gonna take today's show by myself.And my guests for this show won their EWT PPV debut against Paul Podanski.So,without further adieu,I give you...the P!T!A!
*Pomp and Circumstance plays as Principal Pain,Canceller,and Secretary Saucy walk to the ring.*
PAIN:Well,thank you for having us,Mr. Ragnal.I assume you're here to talk about our victory?
MIKE:Well,not really.It pertains more to the beat down you gave Paul after your match at NRFTW.
PAIN:Oh,really?
MIKE:See,apparently you and this Canceller fella are heading for the EWT tag titles.Well,first of all,Joe and myself are going to be the first to get Limey and HBH before anyone else can.Second of all,you can't really prove yourselves tag champ worthy if you're in a handicap match against a guy like Podanski.
PAIN:Oh,really?Well,if I recall,you and your brother beat up Psychoapeguy during and after your match,and it was supposed to be 1-on-1.And in my book,Mr. ragnal,that is not allowed.However,being the Principal,I can,in fact,get away with things.YOU,however,cannot!So,it looks like we'll have to...PUNISH YOU!
MIKE:Whoa,whoa,hold on a sec,pal.I have a surprise for both of you coming up,and it should be here...NOW!
*Paul comes up from behind and hits Pain and Canceller with a cue stick.Pain rolls out of the ring,along with Saucy,and Mike picks Canceller up and lands the Ragnalrok on him.High VOltage starts playing as Paul and Mike yell to Pain,warning him that they're taking out the PTA.*
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Aug 19, 2005 17:13:38 GMT -5
Announcer: This next match is a special EWT rematch!! It is set for one fall with no time limit.
Ted DiBiasie's music hits the PA system. He makes his way to ringside with Virgil, and is without the Million Dollar Belt.
Announcer: Coming down the aisle first, from...
The announcer suddenly stops, because before DiBiasie and Virgil could get 4 steps down the rampway, Les E.BiAsie has attacked him from behind with the cane!! He takes out Virgil, and instructs Jarrod, who is in tow, to handcuff Virgil to the guardrail at the edge of the bottom of the ramp.
Les whoops Ted DiBiasie's rear end from the rampway all the way down to ringside. Les tosses Ted into the steel post!! Then, tosses Ted into the ring and makes his way to the timekeeper. Les picks up the ring hammer himself and rings the bell!! Apparently, we're underway!
Ted is still reeling from the posting he got before the official match of the start. Les is relentless, attacking with a series of right hands while kneeling over DiBiasie's prone body. Les picks DiBiasie up for the fallaway slam and connects!
Les, then suddenly leaves the ring. He runs over to the annouce table, where he grabs a mic.
Les: (now walking back into the ring I'm getting real sick and tired of you being a thorn in my side, cheapskate! Now there isn't anyone around to help you out!! More importantly, this gives me the chance to call my own match...
Les grabs DiBiasie by the hair and pulls him into a corner.
Les: Oh, no! That monster Les is beating DiBiasie like a Govt. Mule!
Les chops Ted's chest.
Les: WHOOOO!!! What a shot to the chest.
Les chops Ted again.
Les: And another!! Les is on fire!!
Ted has had enough, and turns Les around in the corner and delivers a series of rights to Les's head, and finishes off with a chop of his own, making the crowd WHOOO with delight. Les drops the mic and the action continues.
Ted whips Les into the opposite corner, and charges at him with a splash clothesline!!
Ted backs off, and Les is dazed, walking into a vertical suplex administered by Ted DiBiasie, who covers for the pin...
1. 2.
Kickout!
Ted has Les on the canvas, and holds his arm flat, delivering knees to the arm of Les. Ted reverses it into a prone rear hammerlock, and gets on top of Les to apply more pressure. Les is on the mat, shaking his head and his hand as to say "No!" while the ref checks both men.
Les manages to kneel into a upright position through some quick mat manuvering, but Ted, being the brilliant mat technician that he is, manuvers this into a small package on Les!!
The count!
1. 2.
And another escape by Les. Ted wastes no time, again getting right on top of Les, and applying a rear headlock on Les from a kneeling position. Les, sitting, cannot counter the manuver until he rolls his body.
But Ted holds onto the headlock, and now, Les is prone on his side, with DiBiasie holding the headlock in a sitting position. Les counters with a pinning combination by rolling Ted over onto the mat!!
1. 2.
No! Ted easily rolls back over, and rethinks his strategy. DiBiasie floats over Les, and puts him in a front facelock, outstrectching Les's arm again, and delivering another couple of kneedrops to his arm.
Ted is wearing down Les's arm and neck area, no dobut setting him up for the Million Dollar Dream! Back to action!
Ted has Les in a front facelock again, but Les kneels up, and delviers a shot to the ribs of DiBiasie. Ted loosens his grip a bit, and Les delivers another shot, and another! Les is free of the facelock, and he bounces off the ropes ! Ted trys a clothesline, but Les ducks as he boucnes off the next set of ropes and runs right into...
THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!
Les is in trouble, and the crowd knows it! Suddenly, yet again, the masked man runs to the ring through the crowd!! He's carrying the Million Dollar Belt!
Jarrod hops up to the apron to distract the ref, and the masked man CLOBBERS DiBiasie with the belt!!! Les falls to the canvas, as the masked man picks Ted up and delivers a double arm DDT to DiBiasie on the Million Dollar Belt!!
Les is coming to, and the masked man leaves, and grabs the belt with him, and hides behind the ring apron.
The Ref spins around, where Les has applied the Bank Roll/Rings of Saturn type submission manuver to Ted. The ref checks, and DiBiasie doesn't respond! He calls for the bell!
Announcer: Here is your winner! Les. E. BiAsie!!
Les stands up, and his hand is raised in victory. The masked man, drops the Million Dollar Belt off on the ring apron, and Les sees it. He picks it up, and instructs the ref to place it around his waist!!
Jarrod comes into the ring and raises Les's arm in victory again!! The two leave the ring and walk to the back....
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