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Post by invaderdave on Oct 11, 2005 19:48:33 GMT -5
Josh Matthews is backstage with his ever present interviewing microphone, and he walks into the lockerooms to see David Davies packing his trunks away.
Josh: Excuse me, Mr. Davies, are you going somewhere?
Dave: Huh? Oh, no I'm not. I'm just putting these away forever. GOD...I can't believe I tried to pull off all those power moves, my back is KILLING ME!
Josh: Sir...you...you can give up power wrestling and keep the trunks you know.
Dave: Whazzat?
Josh: Oh, nothing. So what's next for you, Mr. Davies?
Dave: Well, you'll just have to wait until tomorrow when the new matchboard is up and see, won't you?
Josh: I guess. You seen the Nyrds? I have to rub it in Mike's face that I TOTALLY owned him in Mortal Kombat last night.
Dave: Uh, I'm pretty sure they were just getting ready for their match. I'd bug them later.
Josh: You heard it here first, folks. David Davies quits Power Wrestling, and Mike Hodgson sucks at Mortal Kombat. We'll be right back right after this.
Dave: Right after what?
*Fade into commercial*
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on Oct 12, 2005 1:41:46 GMT -5
*goldust and the blue meanie are standing in the ring, psychoapeguy slides in from behind, weilding a lead pipe and lays out meanie. he then attacks goldust with the pipe, viciously wrapping the pipe around his skull with each shot. he then crawls out of the ring and then underneath the ring.
after a moment, he re-emerges with a bucket. by now, the ref has already called the match off, but ape pays no attention. he slides back into the ring. the blue meanie slowly gets to his feet and ape plants him down with a ddt. he then pulls a bottle of shaving cream out of the bucket and smears it all over meanie's face. he then pulls out a razor blade and begins to carve away at meanie's skull through the shaving cream. after the shaving cream begins to turn red from the blood seeping out of meanie's face, the ape kicks meanie in the face and pours the contents of the bucket on top of meanie's wounds.
it appears the bucket was full of salt and meanie thrashes around in the ring in pain. officials begin to head to the ring to try and prevent more carnage, but ape peacefully walks out of the ring. he acknowledges the fans and looks into the camera with a sadistic smile and says "come back soon, mr. bischoff....hehe....come back soon...."*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 12, 2005 7:40:16 GMT -5
*Curly returns from chasing the bombshell with a grin on his face, he walks into the office oblivious to the fact that Big has gone*
CURLY: Hey Big ready to set up the match board and PPV? . . I got that girl's number . . well actually when I say got, more like took and when I said number I meant phone . . .
*Curly looks around the room and finds Big is missing, a concerned look appears on his face, a letter is on his desk. Curly opens it and reads, his face shows a combination of anger,worry and fear . . . he slowly mouths the words . . . R&T . . and then smashes his fist on the desk*
(fade out)
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Oct 12, 2005 11:36:37 GMT -5
A techno version if the French National Anthem begins to play, and La Resistance walks out, followed quickly by Little Tokyo. Sylvian waves the flag, an amalgamation of the Japanese and French flag, and they all travel down to the ring. Rene hoists Tokyo up onto the apron, and they all step through the ropes at the same time. Rene' helps Tokyo up to the top rope, and they all put their hands in the air, as Sylvian waves the Frenchanese flag. Soon enough...
It's all about the pentiums, baby...
Weird Al's "All About the Pentiums" fills the air, and Joel and Mike make their way out, and soon, Max Mini walks out, and they all put their hands in the air. Pretty quickly, they begin to wave 'em around like they just don't care. The crowd roars with laughter and approval, and the Nyrds + Mini rock the house all the way down to the ring. Joel and Mike slide in under the ropes as Max walks up the steps, and steps through the ropes into the ring. Mike calls for the mic, and it is tossed to him post-haste.
Mike: Before we begin...the PTA was right. *the crowd goes silent* Education is important. It's important if you want to teach a midget dude how to fly!
Max then comes off the top rope behind Little Tokyo to hit a flying forearm. Max begins to brawl with Tokyo, as Mike Cross body's Dupree, and Joel armdrags Grenier and lands it into a Cross Arm Breaker. As Grenier is in the CAB, Mike jumps up and hits a Red Star Press right on top of him. Dupree helps out his partner by dragging Mike off of Grenier, and leg dropping Joel, causing him to break up the hold. Max comes behind Dupree, and begins punching and kicking his legs. Dupree bends down, and picks him up above his head gorilla press style. Joel dropkicks him in the back, and Mike catches Max in mid-air. Just as Mike sets down Max, Sylvian superkicks Mike in the jaw, and he goes down like a tree.
Joel tries to stop Sylvian as he begins to beat down on Mike, but Rene breaks in and suplexes him. Little Tokyo finally does something, as he DDT’s Max. Finally, Tokyo and Sylvian go to their corners, and Joel and Max are forced to their corners by the ref. Rene attempts to put Mike in an Ankle lock sort of maneuver, but Mike ends up rolling though and kicking back, hitting Rene in the face. Mike is now on his feet and heading for the ropes. Mike hits the ropes, but for some reason runs backwards. Upon reaching Rene, Mike slides through his legs, and backs into the rope behind him. Mike then runs toward Rene again, and leap frogs up to his shoulders. Mike rolls forward off his shoulders and lands a Stunner. Joel hops in and Yakuza kicks Rene in the head in his bent over state. Mike covers Rene, but only gets a two count.
Mike tags in Joel, who had run back to his corner after his part. Joel gets back out and hits Rene, who had been trying to get up, with a Rocker Dropper. Joel rolls up Rene with a Mahistrol Cradle, but only gets a two count due to break up by Sylvian. Mike doesn’t take kindly to this, proven by his springboard spinning heel kick on Grenier. Tokyo makes his presence known by beginning to stomp on Mike when he lands. Max stops this with a boot to the stomach, and a miniature Shellshocker. Tokyo rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. Sylvian helps himself up by use of the ropes, and Joel superkicks him over the ropes. Mike running dropkicks Rene through the ropes, and now the entire other team is on the outside. The heel team gets up as a group, and Mike is ready for them. He makes a mad dash for the ropes, and flip dives over the top, landing on all three, crashing them all to the ground. It’s awhile before they all get up, but they do, and when they do, Joel channels the spirit of Ultimo Dragon, and hits an Asai Moonsault, and everyone crashes to the floor again. Max is waiting in the ring. Max jumps around, riling up the crowd. When he starts to cabbage patch like Joel and Mike, it sends the crowd into a frenzy. Finally, the group gets up once more, and Max runs as fast as he can, and dives through the ropes, hitting a tope, knocking over the group once again!
Joel and Mike get up, and roll Rene into the ring. Joel sets up the move like before, and Mike gets up onto the top rope. Joel and Mike hit their top rope Snap Shot looking move, which has finally been named…Zero Lives Left. Mike covers Rene, and gets the 1, 2, BREAK UP BY GRENIER. Joel and Mike are pretty angry about this. Joel and Mike take him out with a double STO, and Joel gets up on the top rope. Joel is in a sitting position, and through much work, Mike picks Sylvian up, and pushes him up to Joel, setting them both in Styles Clash position. Joel hits a Rygar Clash from the second rope, and rolls Sylvian over for 1, 2, BREAK UP BY TOKYO?
Joel and Mike are now double angry. They don’t know quite what to do, but Max has their answer. Max pulls Tokyo to the corner, and brainbusters him right there. Max positions him just right, and climbs to the very top. Max throws up the “I Love You” signal, and HITS A MIDGET 450! The crowd, Joel, Mike, and even the ref can’t believe it! Max covers Tokyo for the 1, 2, 3, and the win. The crowd erupts into a roar of cheers, and all parties involved, the Nyrds, Max, and hell, even the ref begin to dance, and dance us right into a commercial.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Oct 12, 2005 12:12:29 GMT -5
Josh Matthews catches up with Joel, Mike, and Max.
Josh: Gentlemen, first off, congratulations on your recent win against La Resistance and Little Tokyo. Mike, apparently you wrestle better than you play Mortal Kombat.
Mike: Heh heh, yeah.
Josh: Did you have any other words for the PTA?
Joel: First things first, GET MY NAME RIGHT YOU PRICKS!
Mike: Yeah, and now we're supposed to be afraid of guys that beat up chicks? I don't have an apple on hand, but dude, that ain't cool.
Max: Hey, does that mean she's free now?
Mike: I wonder if she likes video games.
Josh: Yeah, invite her over to your place, so she can beat you in Mortal Kombat.
Mike: Oh, that's it!
Mike tackles Josh off the screen, and out of sight, a slap fight can be heard. Josh's microphone rolls over to Joel, and he picks it up.
Joel: Uh...back to you guys in the booth, I guess.
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 12, 2005 15:37:47 GMT -5
*Carla O Woe is backstage in a training area. She is working out with Cardio kickboxing whilst Limey looks on. Eventually, she takes a breather. Limey hands her a towel.*
Limey: You did good today.
Carla: Thank you. I can't stop now, though. You heard Chrysta, she's gunning for the title. And you know Oceanic, she's been after Linda for...how long now? I need to be at the top of my game! I mean, Rosa I can handle. Linda's got that "special edge" she gets from her brothers, but I know I can beat her. What the hell am I supposed to do about Oceanic and Chrysta?
Limey: Hey, calm down now. Look, Oceanic and Chrysta...they're talented, I'll give them that, but if..no...WHEN you finally take down Rosa, and go on to beat Linda for the title, you can take down anyone! Chrysta, Mia, Oceanic, all of them just don't have what you have! And hey, we're in this together. I know your support made me one half of EWT's tag champions, and with my support? Babe, you'll be unstoppable.
Carla: Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You know what? When I become champ, I'll take on anyone. None of this "wait for the PPV" crap, I'll be there to defend against anyone, and I don't just mean those WWE, WCW, OVW women that stop by here. I mean EWT's prime! When I become champ, I'll prove my worth.
*Linda Ragnal walks by the training area to a mixed response. Limey and Carla casually acknowledge her.*
Linda: Hey there. Couldn't help but overhear. Y'know, there's nothing wrong with a little confidence now and then, but let me just make one thing clear. NOTHING is certain at this point. You might not beat me for this belt...hell...come to think of it, you might not earn the right to challenge me for it. Don't forget, you're not facing just another jobber, you're facing someone trained by one of the most prolific EWT wrestlers in history.
Carla: (A little angry) Yeah? I've been trained by some of the best atheletes across ROH, TNA, WCW midcard and FWA, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let Rosa beat me and bring shame to that belt. I'll bring it to a new light.
Linda: (Confused and bitter) So, what are you saying there? Are you saying I'm not good enough to market the Girl Next Door Division?
*Carla and Linda begin a stare-down. It's broken up by Limey.*
Limey: Whoa, now. Let's not make this personal. We've got enough enemies as it is. Linda, you're a great champ. But you've got to understand! Carla's been working her arse off for god knows how long to get noticed in wrestling! You came from good stock, Linda. It was easy for you. That's not to say you got by on name-dropping, you can wrestle as good as anyone on the roster. Look...the point I'm trying to make is...at the end of the day, we're just trying to become the best we can in EWT, and sometimes that leads to bad relations. So, let's just cool, it, alright?
*Carla sighs at this, cooling down a little.*
Carla: You know, you're right. Sorry if I came off a little...cranky, Linda. You and I? We'll put on a great match, keep the crowd on their feet. And I promise you, when I beat down that skank, Rosa, you will not be disappointed in choosing me.
*Linda smiles at this, and walks off without saying a word. Carla then shakes her head, and gets back to Cardio.*
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Post by scbg on Oct 12, 2005 15:38:03 GMT -5
The men who captured Mr. Big are dragging his still-unconscious body thorugh the corridor. They drag him into a small caged-off area, located deep within the bowels of the arena, and lock the door. After a moment, Mr. Big awakes, and finds himself inside the cage. He starts beating on the cage, but it won't open. Suddenly, Rick Raskall apears at the door of the cage. He looks right into Big's face and says...
Raskall: Welcome to your new home, big guy.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 12, 2005 16:56:24 GMT -5
*HBH, Rosa, and Gasoline are backstage with Sum Guy*
SG: I'm Sum Guy, and I can see John Cena perfectly clear. I'm standing here with Rosa. Rosa, you had some choice words for both Carla and Linda Ragnal on The Heartbreak Hotel. Do you really think I'm ready for the challenge?
Rosa: Sum Guy, I don't think I'm ready, I KNOW I'm ready. I came here to dominate the women's division, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. And there's no one- not Linda, not Chrysta, not Oceanic or Mia, and especially not that b**** Carla- that can stop me.
SG: You've been involved in a heated feud with Carla for some time now. Your thoughts?
Rosa: Carla seems to think that just because she's been training her whole life- or so she says- that she's better than everyone else. And then when things don't go her way, she starts complaining and telling everyone about her "lifetime training". B****, please! Tell it to someone who cares.
SG: Ouch. What a way to spit on someone's drive and determination, don't you think?
Rosa: Well I've said it before and I'll say it again: I. DON'T. CARE. She can summon all her years' worth of training and it still won't make a difference, because she will crumble and fall to her feet, courtesy of yours truly. And then when I go on to beat Linda for the GND title, it will be the beginning of a new era. As I've said many times before, it's my time to shine. I'm taking over EWT now, and anyone who decides to step in my way will know the true meaning of pain and suffering.
SG: Very interesting words here from Rosa--
HBH: And Limey, don't think we haven't forgotten about you. You have something this big man *points to Gasoline* wants. And believe me when I say, whatever he wants, he gets. So if I were you, I would just hand over your tag team belt to Gasoline and save yourself from another beatdown. If not, then may God have mercy on your soul, because we won't! And I believe this interview is over.
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa walk off*
SG: Well, I guess that's it. Signing off, I'm Sum Guy, and my money shot puts Val Venis's to shame.
*Cut to next segment*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 12, 2005 17:10:45 GMT -5
*Curly Long is standing just outside his office next to his newly written Match Board*CURLY (muttering to himself): Heheh . . . now thats what I call a match board . . . His phone rings, and we follow him back into his roomCURLY: Hello . . . . . . yeah I know Carl is injured with that food poisoning . . . . . well he shouldn't eat Mussels for breakfast, lunch and dinner! . . . yeah ok . . .don't worry I found a replacement . . . . yes . . everything is under control . . . *Curly hangs up the phone, he looks around the office and then at the chair that Mr. Big occupied. Now empty. Curly's phone rings again*CURLY: Yes . . .you found him?! . . . . oh . . what you mean you can't find him? . . . . look he's 7ft 3'inches tall! . . you can't possibly miss him!! . . . .u-huh . . . a basketball players convention you say . . . . ah damm it . . . *Curly hangs up the phone, he grabs a sheet of paper with some writing on it, he opens the office door and pins it ot the door, he walks back into the office, the camera focuses on the sheet . . . it reads*TEMPORARY BODYGUARD SCHEME
Those intrested report to Curly's Office at 5pm on Thursday Afternoon, good pay and free dinner provided! (fade out)
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Ragnal
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Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 12, 2005 17:30:13 GMT -5
*Cut to the Scranton Area Wrestling's training facilities. Saucy is in the ring running from Nailz, as Joe is in front of the camera, outside the ring on his cellphone.
JOE: What do you mean I still have to wrestle? I told you I'm up in Scranton helping Saucy wrestle!
*Silence as Saucy ducks under a clothesline*
JOE: Yes, I know I still have to wrestle, but I'm certain I-
*More silence as Saucy accidentally kicks Nailz in the nads, causing him to fall to the ground.*
JOE: Alright, I'll tell you what-I'll wrestle my match at SAW, and we'll consider it an EWT sanctioned match, deal? Good.
*Joe hangs up the phone and looks back at Saucy, dealing a People's Elbow onto Nailz.*
JOE: Dang.
SAUCY: How was that?
JOE: *Gets inside the ring* Not bad, not bad...but you're gonna need a better finisher than just an elbow drop.
SAUCY: Sorry. I always wanted to do that.
JOE: It's okay. Though, I think tomorrow we'll work on going on the offensive.
*Joe kicks Nailz lightly to check on him.*
JOE: You okay?
NAILZ: She f***ing nailed me, you idiot!
JOE: Oh, that was funny. You come up with that yourself?
*Joe and Saucy walk off. Fade to black.*
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Post by pta on Oct 12, 2005 18:10:59 GMT -5
Heavily Classical Music Starts up and Chance Confidence walks out to the ring, in a royal blue robe, on the back is written " You're Just jealous! " in gold. He slowly turns his back to the crowd, showing it off to them.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making his EWT Wrestling Debut, weighing in at 218 pounds, He is a member of the P.T.A, Chance Confidence!!!
Confidence lets the rope fall to the ground and flexes cockily for the crowd, showing a pretty impressive physique for someone so small. So slowly walks down the ramp, to a chorus of boos. He hops onto the ring apron and flips inside. Confidence than leaps to the top of a nearby turnbuckle, doing an impressive handstand on it, then quickly jumping back down.
Suddenly, Eugene's theme hits the Toomitron and he runs out with a EWT Dorf Doll.
Announcer: And his opponent, from Jeffersonville, Indiana, weighing in at 226 pounds, Eugene!!!
Eugene eagerly enters the ring, then puts his doll into the corner of the ring. Confidence watches, shaking his head in disgust. Suddenly the bell rings and Eugene prances out to the middle of the ring eagerly and offers Confidence a handshake. Chance looks at him and shakes his hand. However as he does so, he quickly goes into a hurracanrana. Then without delay, he pops up from off the mat and nails Eugene with a flipping leg drop to the neck. Eugene yelps out in pain as Confidence once again pops up back up.
As Eugene slowly rises to his feet, he's met with some stiff chops to the chest from Confidence. He starts to reel backwards into the nearby turnbuckle. Confidence hits him with another stiff chop than backs up a bit, running full speed and running forward for a very impressive flipping splash off his chest. Eugene groans and slumps down into the corner, as Confidence smirks and gives him a few cocky kicks to his face.
Eugene is pretty much completely dazed as Confidence kicks him one hard kick in the face, then lifts him back up and plants him with a stiff DDT to the mat. Confidence then leaps onto the turnbuckle in front of him. As Eugene starts to rise, he leapss off and grabs his neck for a flipping DDT and into a cover. 1...2... but no Confidence cockily breaks up the count.
Eugene looks up, pretty much outmatched, as he's lifted back to his feet. Confidence flips behind him and lifts him up for an Osaka Ctreet Cutter, taking him back down to the mat. The crowd doesn't know whether to cheer or boo this guy. Confidence goes for a very cocky one footed pin. 1...2...
But Eugene somehow gets the shoulder up. Confidence looks down and glares angrily. He signals for something... waiting for Eugene to rise back up. As soon as he does though, he gets nailed with the Confidence Breaker, now face up on the mat.
Confidence smirks and is about to pin him again, but instead decides to really finish him off. he runs full speed and leaps onto the turnbuckle in front of him and leaps off for a double moonsault and nails Eugene for the cover... but not a regular cover, a ONE-FINGER pin.
1...2...3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner...
Confidence turns around and snatches the microphone.
Chance: Ahem! I'm afraid you're not worthy to announce my victory peon! Get out of my ring!
The announcer slowly backs away, but before he can, he gets kicked in the sternum and nailed as well with a Confidence Breaker. As he's laid out, Chance runs forward, leaps onto a nearby turnbuckle and nails another double moonsault on him. Confidence then lifts him up and tosses him out and over the ropes.
Chance: Hmmm... trash like that doesn't deserve to be in MY presence. You see... you lucky spectators. I may be the P.T.A.'s newest prospect, but I've got my eyes on something rather different then them. And that is to prove to each... and every last one of you, that Chance Confidence... is the greatest thing on the face of the Earth. Oh and if you don't believe me... well, you're just... JEALOUS!!!
Chance slowly walks over to a rising Eugene and gives him a low blow kick, followed by one more Confidence Breaker. He then grabs the Dorf Doll from earlier and cockily throws it in his face. The crowd boos immensely at Confidence as he flips over the ropes and goes to the outside, stepping on the fallen announcer as he exits.
Fade to commercial.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 12, 2005 21:43:50 GMT -5
(Ultimo walks up to this week's match board and looks to see who he's facing.)
UC: "Ken Shamrock? Again?"
(Terri walks up behind him and peeks at the match list.)
Terri: "Hey Ultimo. Who do you have this week?"
UC: "The world's most dangerous clam. I thought I already beat this guy."
Terri: "You did?"
UC: "Yeah. It was a while ago but I kicked him bloody. It was a Lion's Den Match. Remember?"
Terri: (thinks about it for a second.) "Oh yeah. I remember now. He was tearing you a new one! I thought he was going to rip your head off!"
(UC gives Terri a weird look.)
Terri: "Oh. Sorry."
UC: "Ok, so he managed to get a couple moves in on me..."
Terri: "A couple? He was ranking you so hard your joints were popping like bubble wrap."
UC: "Hey! Who got the W? Me! That's right! I beat him once and I can beat him again! No problem."
(UC keeps reading the match board and doesn't see what he's looking for.)
UC: "Where's your name? I thought you were supposed to have a match this week?"
Terri: "Yeah, against Saucy. It got canceled because she went to Pennsylvania to train with Joe Ragnal. I can't say I'm disappointed though. I'm not ready to wrestle again quite yet."
UC: "What do you mean not ready? You can beat..."(suddenly UC stops talking and thinks for a moment) "wait a minute. What did you just say?"
Terri: "I'm not ready to wrestle again."
UC: "Before that."
Terri: "My match got canceled."
UC: "After that."
Terri: "Saucy is training with Joe Ragnal."
(UC stares at Terri for a moment then bursts out into laughter. Terri is confused.)
Terri: "What's so funny?"
UC: "Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, that's good! She's being trained by the Windbreaker! That's rich!"
Terri: "No, really! They're up in Scranton right now!"
UC: "I know you were serious! That's what makes it so funny! Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, that poor girl! She's doomed!"
Terri: "What are you talking about?"
UC: (wipes a tear from his eye) "Have you seen Raggle wrestle? He's horrible! He looks like a monkey trying to hump a football! He's the worst! Now he's teaching Saucy the finer points in grappling? Ha! Double ha! And ha once again! Why doesn't he save her the trouble and just saw one of her legs off?"
Terri: "I wouldn't say that. I think he can really help her out. Besides, I wouldn't talk like that if I were you. He did beat you at Crapamania after all."
UC: "No no no no no no no no no..............no. He didn't beat me in a wrestling match since there was no wrestling to be had. That was one of those back yard, idiotic, super retardo, hardcore matches. If you can swing a foreign object..."
Terri: (gives UC a glare) "Like a hockey stick?"
UC: "Hey, I was backed up against the wall. What was I supposed to do? Let him smack me with a table lamp? My point is when it comes to straight up skeelz, Raggle ain't got the goods. You'll see soon enough. Once that midget signs the ink for the PPV everybody in the EWT will learn that Ultimo ain't one to jack with!"
(UC ends his tirade as sees Terri, looking wide eyed in terror and pointing behind him.)
UC: "What? Is someone behind me?"
(UC turns and Ken Shamrock is standing there looking steamed.)
Shamrock: "I've been waiting a long time to get my hands on you again. I made the mistake of taking you lightly last time. This time, you'll tap out in a matter of seconds."
(Ken stares at UC intently before turning and walking away. Terri is shaking while UC isn't fazed a bit. He turns to Terri and.....)
UC: "Want to go to Orange Julius after the match?"
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Post by craigkendo on Oct 13, 2005 3:51:01 GMT -5
*The Bashams and Orlando Jordan make their way to the ring to the Secretaries of Defence theme. The Bashams come out to moderate heat, with Orlando getting absolutely none.
"Ich Will" starts, and The Toomi-Tron flickers. The Connection then slowly make their way out, and get into the ring, with the Cabinet getting out as The Connection make their positions, and hold their arms out in prayer. Holly Vaughn exits the ring as the match starts with Tony Chang and Danny Basham the legal men.
Chang and Basham circle each other for a bit before going into a lock-up. Chang quickly knees Danny in the gut, sending him to his knees, before moving off and taunting. Danny gets up, and is quickly met with a running calf kick from Chang. Chang applies an armbar to Danny, euphoria in his eyes. He then picks up Danny, and rams him head first through the ropes, into the turnbuckle. Doug Basham and Orlando Jordan rush to the outside to see to Danny, which prompts Tony Chang to leap out in a plancha, which hits all three atheletes. Tony Chang picks up one of the Bashams (Probably Doug), and rolls him into the ring. Chang then jumps to the apron, and leaps over in a leg drop plancha, landing dangerously on Doug's head. Chang applies a chinlock onto Doug as he gets egged on by Craig Kendo. Chang eventually releases the hold, and picks up Doug for a piledriver. Chang goes for the pin.
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Doug is not the legal man, so the ref isn't counting. Chang gets steamed at this, and he has angry words with the ref. Eventually, Chang gives up, and makes his way back to Doug, who is getting to his feet. Chang then quickly turns to the ref...and punks him out, the ref so terrified, he leaves the ring. Chang chuckles at this...before Doug charges at him with a powerful clothesline, knocking Chang for six. Doug then goes to the outside, rolling Danny in, then picking up Danny's arm to make him tag in Orlando. (I think Danny is unconcious).
Orlando takes advantage of Chang being floored by stomping away. Orlando applies a reverse chinlock to Chang, but Chang seems to be fighting out of it. He lays out right hands to Orlando's mid section before shoving him to the turnbuckle, Orlando releasing the hold. Chang then runs at Orlando, hitting a somersault kick to Orlando's chin. Chang then smirks, and tags in Craig Kendo. As Orlando looks up at Kendo, he gets to his knees and begs for mercy. Kendo is having none of it, though, and he grabs Orlando by the throat, lifting him up for a Gorilla press slam. Doug Basham runs into the ring, and runs into a powerful sidewalk slam from Kendo. Kendo then observes the unconcious body of Danny Basham, and he lifts it up for a German Suplex.
*cut to backstage, where Chrysta and Ms White are watching.*
Ms White: Did he just...german suplex an unconcious body?
Chrysta: That is an interesting technique, Ms White. He needs to keep his momentum going, and Danny Basham just happened to be in the way. Such a...cold...tactic, wouldn't you say?
Ms White: I...guess....
*Back to live action. Craig Kendo is circling Orlando Jordan, and as Orlando gets to his feet, Kendo kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up onto his shoulders, ready for the ENLIGHTENMENT. Doug runs at Kendo, and is met with a big boot. Tony Chang and Holly Vaughn get into the ring and hold their arms out in prayer as Kendo jumps up, and finishes the ENLIGHTENMENT. Tony Chang observes Doug Basham, getting to his knees, and goes around to behind him. Tony kicks down on Doug's leg, causing Doug to scream in pain. As Doug is stunned, Chang lifts up his leg, bringing it down for the VIPERBITE KICK.
Kendo drags Danny's body over Orlando's, as Chang drags Doug's body on top of the pile, and Kendo puts his foot on the top, pinning all three atheletes.
1, 2, 3.
Winners: The Connection.
*Post match, The Connection leave the ring calmly as Trainers, EMTs and referees come down to see to the Cabinet. Kendo looks proud, Chang looks sickly amused, and Vaughn, as always, shows no emotion.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 13, 2005 4:17:56 GMT -5
*Spaz is looking at the matchboard when Sum Guy appears.*
SG: Spaz, what do you think of this week's match. Your best of 5 series with Eddie Omega gets underway.
S: I don't like that little freak Curly but this is the best decision he has ever made. Omega get ready to be taught a lesson. Believe The Hype!! SPaz will go up 1-0 in the series this week.
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Oct 13, 2005 10:12:25 GMT -5
JR: Welcome folks to EWT’s Special Attraction Match, Featuring WWE’s very own Chris Benoit. With me tonight, recovering from a Stomach Virus, is an EWT Superstar, Carl Guerrero.
CG: Thanks much JR.
JR: So far we’ve had a very interesting night, with all the matches so far, but I’d like to say that this is the one I’m looking forward to the most. The fact that we have a surprise guest is just driving me crazier than a pet coon!
CG: I agree JR, from a wrestling standpoint, this has to be hard for Benoit to scout, as he doesn’t know who he will be wrestling tonight.
JR: That’s what is driving the fans and myself crazy, Carl…
CG: Yeah, Rumors on the Internet run from RoH Champion, Bryan Danielson, to 8Syxx, to even EWT legend HitmanMark or D-Boy.
Fink: Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight, I bring to you an EWT “Special Attraction” Match, and is scheduled for 1 fall!
<”Whatever” echoes through out the EWT Arena, and “The Canadian Crippler” Chris Benoit makes his way down the way to a barrage of cheers from the EWT fans. He high-fives the fans on the way down and walks down to the ring, and hits each side of the rings with his hands in the air>
Fink: Introducing first, the Challenger… weighing in at 220lbs, now residing in Atlanta Georgia, he is the current WWE United States Champion… and a former WWE World Heavyweight Champion, he is the “Rabid Wolverine”… Chris Benoit!
<Silence blankets the crowd as they eagerly await the entrance of the mystery opponent of Benoit.>
JR: An eerie silence over the crowd as we await here…
<The crowd is quiet, as they patiently await…>
<A huge flashbang hits the center of the walkway, and instinctually the crowd turns away, a guitar pick slide and the screams of Killswitch Engage’s singer Howard Jones echo through the arena as “The Dagger” plays, with the entrance of the mystery opponent approaching.>
<The Toomi-tron lights up with his pictures… simple trunks, then a large $ sign… to a beautifully etched and detailed Celtic Cross. A woman’s figure can be seen etched into the black background, and a white flash hits the Toomi-tron>
<We fade out from the Toomitron, and the Music stops.>
Music (spoken): I would give it all away for a chance to shine again…
<Darkness overtook the arena, and everyone sits in shock, as the ToomiTron lights back up, with the pictures, flashing faster, then faster and faster…The Music, getting louder, and heavier>
<Another flashbang hits the walkway, and the camera operator and everyone in the audience is blinded again, as they move away, grey smoke bellows from beneath the walkway, with white lights lighting the way to the ring>
<From underneath the Toomi-Tron, 2 figures are seen…>
JR: BAH GAWD!
<From the walkway, the two figures are in the view of the audience, and they erupt with cheers of volcanic proportions, as they see the Prophecy’s Sage, and the Soothsayer, Moxie standing before them.>
<Moxie stands there, and the Sage makes her way down to the ring. Moxie slowly walks down to the ring, he is physically different from what he used to look like, no longer does he have his long brown hair, It’s now buzzed off short. He sports a full beard, and is noticeable leaner than before. He wears his patented grey pants, and blue wrestling boots, and his arms are covered with Mandarin letters. He walks slowly, but with force.>
Fink: And his opponent… weighing in tonight at 210 lbs, he is a former EWT Tri-State Champion… He is known as “The Soothsayer of the Prophecy”… He… is… MOXIE!!!
<The crowd erupts, the crowd can be seen marking the hell out, and the camera zooms in on a child wearing a very old, passed down, Million Dollar Moxie shirt.>
<The Sage makes her way up the steps and following her, is the Soothsayer, himself. She sits on the ropes, and Moxie bends over and goes through them. Moxie moves to his corner, and then stands on the second rope turnbuckle, his enervated arms raised high, and shouts out to the crowd as they roar with approval.>
<The Sage then is led out by Moxie, and the Fink waddles down, as the ref brings both men to the center of the ring.>
JR: Bah gawd! I never thought we’d see Moxie in the ring again, Carl!
CG: Neither did I, JR. But remember, Moxie is only 23… the youngest legend in the EWT Hall of Fame.
JR: That’s true, The kid spent only a few years here in the EWT.
CG: And trust me, I’ve asked Billy and he’s still feeling a few of those shots.
<The ref sends them both in the ring, and explains the rules>
JR: For those at who are watching at home, remember this is a standard EWT Single Pinfall Match. In Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation, we allow all holds, and limited use of weapons.
CG: Which I, of course, morally disagree with… But this is one of those few times I’d be willing to see some action.
<The ref has the two wrestlers shake hands, they comply, and the ref calls for the bell, starting this match of epic proportions>
JR: With the bell ringing, this is the beginning…
<The two wrestlers stand in the middle of the ring, as the fans start screaming and the chanting wars start…>
Crowd: LETS GO MOXIE… <clap clap clap clap clap>
Crowd: LETS GO BEN WAH… <clap clap clap clap clap>
<The wrestlers stop circling in the ring. Moxie looks to the crowd and nods, clapping along with them, and Benoit climbs the second rope, and raises his arms, and the crowd goes nuts>
<The ref pulls them both back to the ring, and they continue circling, as both men go to the center>
JR: Collar and Elbow tie up, and it looks like Benoit has the advantage.
<Benoit gets the advantage, putting Moxie in a Headlock. Benoit wrenches at the neck and haed of Moxie. Moxie then pushes Benoit forward, and Benoit hits the ropes. Benoit goes for a returning shoulder block, but he is met by a Moxie with a shoulder Block of his own, and neither of them budge. Benoit hits a chop on Moxie, who hits a retaliatory chop of his own. Benoit hits another.>
JR: That echoed throughout the arena! Boomer Sooner!
CG: JR, didn’t you say that on Smackdown vs. Raw?
<The echo, indeed, is heard thoughout the arena, as Moxie staggers a little bit, but delivers another chop of his own. Benoit staggers a little, but attempts another. Moxie ducks and locks in a full nelson. He locks his hands Moxie delivers a release Dragon Suplex to Benoit. Benoit sits up and shakes it off, as Moxie gets back up and the crowd cheers>
JR: It appears early, that Moxie knows to work on the surgically repaired neck of Benoit.
CG: If Benoit has been paying any attention to Moxie’s career, he’d know to attack his ribs, they’ve been hurt quite a few times.
<Moxie and Benoit both strafe in the ring a bit, and lock in a tie up. Benoit takes control again, and whips Moxie into the ropes. Benoit goes for a clothesline, but is ducked by Moxie, who bounces off the opposite ropes, and right into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Benoit.>
CG: Maybe he has been doing some homework.
<Moxie clenches his back for a moment, and Benoit gets quickly on the attack, he pulls Moxie up and hits a few forearms to the center of the back of Moxie. Moxie drops to his knees, and Benoit doesn’t let him stay there for long. He pulls him up, and hits a single German Suplex. Moxie is showing some signs of being hurt as Benoit gets back up. Benoit comes up to Moxie and pulls him up, but Moxie slaps his hands away and chops Benoit once… twice… and a third time, pushing him against the ropes. Moxie hits a European uppercut, and Benoit’s chin lights up. He pushes him against the ropes, then hurls him across the ring into the opposite ropes. Benoit bounces back and gets hit with a flying shoulder block from Moxie.>
JR: What Impact!
JR: Looks like Moxie is going to work more on that neck! Throws Benoit into the corner… and it looks like he’s going to go up to the top!
<Benoit is flung into the corner, and Moxie climbs to the second rope, and hits a few punches to the head of Benoit. However, after the 5th one, Benoit grabs the pants of Moxie, and pulls him away from the corner, and turns him, and powerbombs him into the corner turnbuckle!>
CG: Benoit, again, working on the ribs!
<Benoit feels his head a bit, and realizes he’s fine, and he pulls Moxie into the middle of the ring and locks in a rear chinlock. Moxie slips out a bit, and manages to kick Benoit in the head not once, but twice before Benoit breaks the hold. Moxie kips up, and turns to face Benoit, but is met with a clothesline to the outside>
JR: They’re in No-man’s land now!
CG: That may be true, but remember, Moxie is an EWT Veteran, well versed in the rather hardcore aspect of wrestling…
JR: Benoit’s not to be underestimated, He was in ECW!
CG: Touche.
<Benoit slides to the outside, and pulls Moxie up, and throws him to the railing. Moxie is against the railing, as Benoit throws repeated chops and punches. Moxie grabs the neck of Benoit, throws him against the railing and starts to pound on the head of Benoit, and ends with a throat thrust>
JR: Look at that! Let’s see that again!
<Shows a replay of the throat thrust, and Benoit’s head jerking back>
CG: That had to hurt!
<Moxie pulls Benoit off the railing and lays him on the ground, hitting a few stomps on him for good measure. Moxie then heads to the steel steps, and pulls the bottom portion away. Moxie pulls the bottom flat portion towards Benoit. He lifts Benoit and puts him in position, for what looks to be a powerbomb of his own!>
JR: By GOD, did you see that Carl!
CG: Moxie! With a shoulderbreaker onto the bottom portion of the stairs! My goodness!
JR: Benoit’s Head met with the steel, and his shoulder met with the knee of Moxie!
<The crowd gives a big pop for that move, as Moxie pulls up Benoit, and throws him back into the ring. He goes for a cover>
1…2… and a close kickout by Benoit
<Moxie goes to the ref mad, saying it was 3, and Benoit uses this time to recover. He gets up, and as Moxie turns around, Benoit hits a brutally stiff open-hand slap. Moxie tries to retaliate with a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and hits a release German suplex on Moxie, dropping him on his neck. Benoit pulls back up, and throws Moxie into the ropes. He hits a back body drop, and then immediately pulls Moxie up, and hits a snap suplex. With Moxie laid out, Benoit motions to the crowd that it’s the end, and cuts his throat with his thumb. Benoit climbs to the top rope, and drops his famous Diving headbutt onto the shoulder of Moxie. He goes for a pin>
1… 2… but no! Moxie is able to kick out.
<Benoit’s a little irritated, but sticks to his plan. He pulls Moxie up, and hits another snap suplex. He pulls him up, quickly and efficiently, he hurls Moxie into the turnbuckle, and Moxie drops after the impact, clutching his back. Benoit laughs a bit, and then pulls Moxie up, and hits a hard backbreaker. He holds it, and the ref goes to check on Moxie>
<Moxie is reeling, and the ref checks routinely if he’s still conscious. Benoit drops Moxie, and attempts a pin, but Moxie’s foot is underneath the ropes. Benoit pulls Moxie up, and throws him into the turnbuckle. He charges, and is met with Moxie’s boot in his face>
<Benoit staggers around, and Moxie climbs to the top rope, and hits a bulldog. Moxie then slowly gets up, and meets Benoit and they grapple. Moxie gets the upperhand, and hits a headlock, and then rolls into a wristlock. He pushes Benoit forward, and then hits a forearm to the back of the head. Benoit drops to his knees, and Moxie faces Benoit and hits a stiff Mongolian chop, erupting the arena. Moxie then pulls Benoit up, and hits his “Quick Fix” DDT, and applies a grapevine, creating the guillotine choke. The ref calls it illegal for some reason and forces Moxie to release it. Moxie’s angry, but deals with the issue at hand. Moxie then pulls Benoit’s neck up in a chinlock, as he shoves his knee in his back, and pulls at his eyes. The ref immediately stops Moxie from doing it, and Moxie drops Benoit and waves his hands at the ref, showing that he doesn’t care. Moxie pulls Benoit up again, who is really feeling it. Moxie kicks Benoit in the gut, and bounces off the ropes, hitting a running knee lift>
<Benoit is reeling in pain and kicking his feet as he clutches his neck. Moxie turns to the crowd and raises his hands, as the crowd cheers him on. Benoit slowly recovers and makes it to his feet. Moxie goes for a running clothesline, but Benoit ducks! Benoit hits an elbow to the back of the head of Moxie, and he drops. Benoit Pulls him up again, and hits a few knife-edge chops. Benoit then hits another hard open-hand chop and quickly hits another snap suplex. Moxie is laid out again, and Benoit points to the turnbuckle. Benoit points to the top turnbuckle, and steps to the outside of the ring apron. He points to the crowd, as they start clapping, and cheering>
Crowd: LETS GO BEN WAH…. <clap clap clap clap clap>
<Benoit nods and heads up to the top. The crowd cheers him on and he stand on the top>
JR: Looks like Benoit is going to try that headbutt again!
<Benoit jumps as high as he can, and almost immediately, Moxie gets up and jumps in the air, catching Benoit’s head and landing a modified super Ace Crusher!>
CG: My goodness! Did you see that JR?!
JR: Moxie playing possum with Benoit, and hitting a modified super Ace Crusher!
<Moxie rolls Benoit over and goes for a cover.>
1… 2… 3/4ths, so close!
<Moxie lays next to Benoit, as they both catch their breath, hoping to get the fresh air in their lungs to power them even longer. The ref starts counting, he gets to 7 and by then, Moxie is up on his knees, and is pulling Benoit up. But, Benoit pushes Moxie’s arms away and hits a punch to the forehead, and a chop. Various WOOOOOs can be heard throughout the arena, and Benoit is getting the crowd behind him. Benoit pushes Moxie onto the ropes, and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. He pulls Moxie back, hits another hard chop, and then throws him into the opposite ropes. Moxie bounces back and attempts a clothesline, but misses! As he misses, Benoit ducks underneath him, wraps his arms around Moxie’s waist, and delivers not one, not two, but three monsterous german suplexes!>
JR: Benoit with the triple Germans!
<Benoit pins Moxie>
1…2… and! No.
<Benoit stands up first, and Moxie is pulled up. Benoit hits a few punches, and the last is ducked, as Moxie hits a neckbreaker. Benoit grasps his neck, and kicks the ground, as Moxie slowly gets to his feet, the fatigue setting in. Moxie hits Benoit with another Mongolian chop. Moxie pulls Benoit up, and Benoit blindly goes for a clothesline, but is ducked, and Moxie hits an inverted headlock backbreaker. Moxie stands over the fallen Benoit, and shoves his boot into Benoit’s face. Moxie can be seen saying “GET UP CHRIS! GET UP!”. Moxie pulls away and bounces off the opposite ropes, jumping over Benoit and hits an elbow drop. Moxie pulls Benoit back up, and throws him into the ropes. Benoit bounces back, and Moxie attempts a dropkick, but Benoit holds onto the ropes, and Moxie drops to the ground. Benoit seizes the opportunity and grabs Moxie’s Leg, and applies an STF.>
JR: What Tenacity!
CG: Chris Benoit, still going after those ribs of Moxie, he is relentless!
<Benoit wrenches the neck of Moxie once more, and holds the STF. The Sage slaps the mat, as the crowd starts to clap along with her, trying to get Moxie free.>
<Moxie is able to reach the ropes, and after a 4 count, Benoit is forced to break the STF. Benoit pulls moxie up, and hits a few knees to the gut, and then throws Moxie to the turnbuckle. Benoit slowly walks over, and then lights Moxie’s chest up with repeated chops and overhand chops. He pulls Moxie off the turnbuckle, and climbs to the second rope.>
JR: Looks like Benoit is going for a Tornado DDT!
<Benoit positions Moxie in the Tornado DDT, and jumps, spins and… lands on his feet. Moxie reverses with a Northern Lights suplex into the corner! Both men drop, and are winded, as we hit minute 28 in this match. The ref begins the count, as the Sage calls for Moxie to get up. Repeated crowd cheers for both men and Benoit gets up first. Benoit limps over towards Moxie, and as he does, the Sage hops onto the apron!>
<The ref calls for the Sage to get down, and Benoit notices, and he walks to the sage, and pulls he hair. She points behind him, and Benoit turns into a standing buzzsaw kick from Moxie, nearly knocking his head off. The echo of the impact is heard as gasps flood the crowd, and Moxie falls on Benoit.>
1…2… but Benoit gets his leg on the rope
JR: That’s a veteran move, Moxie with the nearfall.
<Moxie rolls off Benoit, and makes his way over to Benoit, and pulling him up…>
JR: CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE!!!
<Benoit knocked Moxie’s arms away and snapped in the Crossface Crippler. Benoit holds it long, and wrenches on the head of Moxie, but Moxie is able to pull to the close rope. Benoit drops the move, and then drops a big knee on the back of Moxie. Benoit pulls Moxie up, and pushes him against the ropes, and bounces off the opposite ropes and with a full head of steam, Benoit falls with Moxie as he clotheslines him to the outside.>
<Both men are tired, and the perspiration glistens off the skin as the fire-intense lighting glares at them. Benoit is up first, and goes under the ring, and looks for a weapon. He finds a Chair, and raises it up, and the fans erupt in chant..>
Crowd: E C W… E C W… E C W…
<Benoit pulls the chair over towards Moxie, and raises it to hit him, but Moxie evades and hits Benoit with a shuffle sidekick to the chair, impacting the chair to Benoit’s skull, sending Benoit flying backwards. Moxie gets back up, and goes towards the Ring, and this time, pulls out a table.>
Crowd: BO-ARD MEE-TING…. <clap clap clap clap clap>
<Moxie acknowledges the crowd, and Sets the table up just outside the left side of the ring, near the entrance walkway, nearly pressed against the ring. Moxie grabs Benoit…>
JR: Benoit’s busted wide open! Bah Gawd! Moxie, that man has a family!
<Moxie pulls Benoit up onto the table, and lays him outright. He grabs the chair that Benoit was knocked out with. Moxie slides back in, and grabs the chair, sets it against his hamstrings.>
CG: Oh no…
<Moxie runs with a full head of steam, jumps over the ropes, and hits a suicide Arabian facebuster through a table!>
JR: DEAR GOD, WHAT CARNAGE!
CG: Moxie with an Arabian facebuster over the top rope to Benoit on the outside!
<The ref runs over to Benoit, making sure he’s alright, and Moxie gets up slowly to…>
Crowd: HOLY ****, HOLY ****, HOLY ****
<Moxie pulls Benoit up, and throws him in the ring. He goes for a cover.>
1…2… and so close, but Benoit is able to get the shoulder up!!
JR: How in the hell is Benoit able to kick out?!
<Benoit kicks out, and Moxie pulls Benoit up again, chopping him a few times, both men battered and bruised, like a warrior in battle, he pushes Benoit to the corner. Moxie pulls Benoit up to the top rope, and Moxie climbs with him>
JR: Tope rope armbar takedown!
<Moxie has it locked in, wrenching on the arm of Benoit, and the crowd is firmly getting behind Benoit…>
Crowd: GET UP BEN WAH… <clap clap clap clap clap>
<Benoit is able to rotate his hand, and grasps his wrist with his other hand, and pulls Moxie up, hitting a powerbomb on Moxie, who releases the hold. Benoit, though, used all his energy to be able to beat that, and lands on his back, resting, as both men are laid out once more. The ref gets to 8 before Moxie is able to get up, and Benoit is on one knee. Benoit burns the tank, and charges at Moxie, who ducks the clothesline. Moxie stops immediately, and Benoit turns straight into a huge Yakuza Kick from Moxie. Benoit is out once again. Moxie motions to the crowd… he points to the turnbuckle and then to Benoit>
<The crowd roars with cheers, and Moxie pulls Benoit up, throws him into the corner. Moxie slowly walks to the corner, setting Benoit on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up as well, and makes a cutting motion, “across the wasteland”, and pulls Benoit up, Pulling his Left leg up, and with Benoit’s head underneath his arm, Moxie jumps.>
CG: Moxie! With the Super Fisherman’s DDT!
JR: He calls that The Oracle!
<Moxie goes for a cover…>
1….2….and 3…
JR: MOXIE WINS! MOXIE WINS!
CG: My Lord, that was brutal!
<The Soothsayer stands up, and is accompanied by the Prophecy’s Sage, and gets his hand raised by the ref, and the Sage. He stands up and hits the corner turnbuckle, and raises his hands High, as “The Dagger” blares over the Arena. Moxie steps down, to see Benoit slowly getting up. Moxie confronts him, and grasps Benoit’s hand, and they both raise their hands high, to a massive ovation from the crowd. They hug, and Benoit rolls out, and heads to the back. Moxie stands celebrating in the ring, with the Sage, as we fade to black.>
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Post by curtrok on Oct 13, 2005 14:03:50 GMT -5
We are back from break and Curtrok and Batista are already tied up when very agressive rock and roll music hits.
The Penultimate warrior runs through the side wall of the ewt arena and hits the ring very winded from his long sprint.
Both Curtrok and Batista start to hit the warrior with right hands but the have no effect. Warrior hits the ropes and takes down both men with botched clothslines. Blood starts to spew from the face of Batista. Warrior scoops up Batista and press slams him onto the cement doing major damge to batista's face hands and writs.
Curtrok swings Warrior warrior catches his fist and bites it off!!!!!! Curtrok runs out of the arena holding a bloody nub of a wrist.
Warrior is demanding a microphone.
PW: I am here in the EWT. The man once none as curtrok *spits out blood* is no more. I have the superior focefield of influnce around my genitals. Thus i am the winner of this match that I was not involved in. Everyone in the EWT be preared, for there is no force that is greater than the PENULTIMATE WARRIOR!
::Warrior srpints into backstage area as we cut to break.::
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Post by random poster on Oct 13, 2005 14:21:41 GMT -5
backstage a camera shows mprox: blurred version finally getting past the backstage security and is shown putting his wallet away, muttering about having to bribe his way past the guards looking for the office of toomibischoff,
bv: "hey you look like you work here" sg: "yeah im sum guy, i do most of the backstage ...." bv:" i didnt ask for your life story just do you work here or not, anyway is toom's office still in the same place as it's always been?" sg: "yeah but who are you?" bv: "have i been away that long? sod this for a bag of chips i need to see a man about a promise." sg: back to the ring
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 13, 2005 14:22:28 GMT -5
Paul Podanski is standing backstage, with someone other than Sum Guy for once. He's got his title wrapped around his neck again.
Maria: Like... omigosh! I'm... like... here with Pal Padhansti... the Un... oooofiicial, unofficil Toolshot Chumpshoinship. Tell gus Mr. Padhansti? How do you feel defending your turtle against Sparrow tomorrow?
Paul looks over at the ditz of an interviewer.
Paul: Wow... and I thought Sum Guy was bad... but you make him look like the god of interviewers! First off... I'm not defending my turtle... it's title! Second of all... my name is DEFINITELY not Pal Pad...whatever. Third of all... you are the worst interviewer since that Funaki guy...
Maria looks at Paul and tilts her head, staring and drooling. Paul looks over and pokes her, causing her to stare back up.
Maria: Like... that is sooooooooo true Pail Poodanshi! Owl doesn't sand a chunce against choo! In face... nobooby standed a chun-li aghast you so fair!
Paul slowly backs up from Maria, looking a bit confused.
Paul: Whoa... what the hell is your IQ anyway? Negative 62?!
Maria starts laughing... and laughing... and just keeps laughing. Paul kicks her a bit and she falls over.
Paul: Dang it... why do I always get the crappy interviews? Well, doesn't matter Sparrow... I mean... Owl... I mean Raven, I gurantee tonight... you will be APPAULED!!!
Podanski walks off, stepping on top of Maria's head as he leaves.
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 13, 2005 15:24:51 GMT -5
LILLIAN: THe following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. Making her way to the ring first, is the Billion Dollar Princess and Mrs. Game...Stephanie McMahon!
*"I'm All Grown Up Now" plays as Stephanie walks to the ring wearing her wrestling gear. Midway down the ramp, Linda runs out and clobbers Stephanie from behind. Linda kicks Stephanie to the ground, and gets on top of her and pummels her in the head until she bleeds. Linda picks her up and whips her into the steel steps. Linda picks her up again and slams her head into the top of the steps, then throws her into the ring. Linda slides in, and the ref finally rings the bell. Linda runs to the ropes and hits the Tidal Wave onto Stephanie, and goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Linda rolls out of the ring with her GND title, as the crowd cheers, even though she's obviously the heel at this time.Fade out.*
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