EWT's Full House

[Toom E. Guci]

* Full House opens with a wide shot from the sky of AT&T Park, as the fans are going crazy. It’s an aerial wide-shot from a helicopter as it slowly goes in for a landing. Toom E Dangerously steps out of the helicopter in centerfield & struts his way towards the ring. Toom E gets in the ring, where he grabs a microphone.*

TED: Wake up San Francisco & welcome to the EWT’s Full House. Today, we shall witness a first in wrestling history…the Outdoor Elimination Chamber. And you fans get to be a part of this historic event. But, you see…whoever wins the championship tonight, whether Limey retains or whatnot, they will have their hands full in the coming weeks. For, you see…we here in the EWT pride ourselves of being ahead of things. Why else does it seem like I’m not around anymore? Because I am behind the scenes, developing new things for you the fans & giving you fans what you want. You talk, I listen. And now, you don’t need to listen to me anymore, as we will get ready for our opening contest.


*“Crusher Destroyer” by Mastodon plays, and “Wrestling’s New Messiah” Deron Miller comes out from behind the curtain. He’s still looking smug from knocking Cletus Quinn loopy earlier in the week. Miller steps into the ring and poses for the audience, that boos him mightily.

Lights go out, laughter is heard, and “Spider Baby” plays to mark the arrival of “Creepshow” Cletus Quinn. Cletus doesn’t walk out to the ring like usual, but instead runs in like a man possessed. Cletus and Deron trade stiff forearms, like in their previous match. Both men refuse to back down. Finally, Cletus gets the upper hand, hitting a series of forearms and a few chops. Deron answers with chops of his own, and now the two are trading stiff chops. The skin on both men’s chests blisters as they chop, still neither man backs relents. Cletus hits a brutal chop and then motions for Deron to give him one back. Deron pulls his arm back for the chop, only to kick Cletus in the sack. Deron then grabs Quinn and delivers a DDT. Miller rolls Quinn over for the cover, but Cletus kicks out at 1. Deron grabs Quinn and gives him a side headlock. Creepshow hits a few elbows to the midsection and attempts to whip Miller away, but Miller holds onto the hair and goes right back to the side headlock. The ref admonishes Miller, but Miller just laughs it off. Quinn adjusts his body and grabs Deron, picking him up and sending him down with a belly to back suplex. Cletus runs the ropes and hits a dropkick to the head of Miller, who’s lying on the mat. Miller rolls out of the ring, clutching his head.

Miller attempts to catch a breather, however, Cletus flies with a tope! Cletus and Deron get to their feet, and Deron delivers a quick flurry of punches to the head of Cletus. Deron whips Quinn into the barricade. As Quinn stumbles away from the barricade, Deron grabs him and gives him an atomic drop, followed by a clothesline. Deron pulls up Cletus and attempts to give him a piledriver on the outside, but Quinn back body drops him, instead! Cletus rolls into the ring and attempts to recuperate.

Cletus gets to his feet at about the same time Miller does. Miller climbs onto the apron. Creepshow attempts to grab him, but Miller pushes his shoulder into Cletus’s midsection. Miller then grabs Cletus and suplexes him onto the ring apron! Cletus falls to the floor, clutching his back and yelling out in pain, while the audience cheers, not because they like Miller, but because it was a crazy move. Miller grabs Creepshow and tosses him into the ring. Creepshow staggers to his feet, only for Miller to catch him and put him up on the top turnbuckle. Deron attempts a Muscle Buster, but Cletus slips out of his grip and lands on his feet. Cletus quickly leaps and hits SUSPIRIA on Deron!

Both men are laid out on the mat. The ref won’t count for a double knockout because both men’s careers are on the line. Deron and Cletus slowly get to their feet. Deron whips Cletus into the ropes. Cletus leaps with a high cross body, but Deron catches him and hoists him up in the Samoan Drop position. Deron gets a bit of a cocky smirk and climbs the turnbuckles. Nobody has any idea what Miller is going for, as he stands on the top turnbuckle. Quinn delivers a series of punches to Miller’s head before countering into a CRUCIFIX!

Cletus couldn’t hang on and both men crash to the mat. Quinn crawls towards Miller and drapes an arm across the man’s chest.

One…
Two…
Thr-Kickout!

Cletus uses the ropes to pull himself up, and Deron does the same on the opposite side of the ring. They stumble toward each other and go back to trading forearms. Cletus hits 2 forearms in a row, and then whirls around for a roaring elbow, a la Masato Tanaka. Deron ducks the roaring elbow and connects with an enziguiri! Deron picks up the fallen Quinn and gives him the CRUSHER DESTROYER!!! Deron goes for the cover…

One…

Two…

Thre-Kickout! Deron has a look of disbelief on his face! Deron gets to his feet and grabs Cletus. Cletus breaks free from Miller’s grip and spins around, hitting a back hand slap. The back hand slap hit Deron in the ear, rupturing his ear drum! Deron puts his hands over his ear, yelling like crazy. Cletus goes after him, only for Deron to hit a super stiff forearm, breaking Cletus’s nose! Blood starts to flow from Creepshow’s nostrils. Deron charges in for a big ass lariat! Cletus ducks then whirls Miller around and grabs him. He picks him up and delivers the FULCI DRIVER! Cletus goes for the cover, now…

One…

Two…

Th-Kickout! The crowd is cheering out of respect for both men, even though they don’t really like them. Cletus gets to his feet and pulls Miller up. Miller breaks from Quinn’s grip and hoists the young man up for a Death Valley Driver…but Cletus fights his way off of Deron’s shoulders, landing on his feet behind “Wrestling’s New Messiah.” Creepshow grabs Miller for a Backslide…

One…

Two…

Three!

Cletus Quinn gets up, clutching his bloody nose as the ref raises his hand. Deron gets up and stands there in complete disbelief at what just happened, still clutching his ear. Cletus offers a handshake to Deron, but Deron rolls under the ropes and leaves angrily. Cletus shrugs off Deron Miller’s exit from EWT before sliding out of the ring and walking up the entryway and to the backstage area.

The Crowd: That was Awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap*
That was Awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap*
That was Awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap*
That was Awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap*

[Toom E. Guci]

<The camera shows us backstage, where HMark is stretching, preparing for his Iron Man match. His legs are outstretched, and he appears to be in deep thought. Suddenly, there’s a sound, causing HMark to open his eyes.>

Moxie: Thought I’d find you here. You ready?

HMark: <standing up> Probably as much as I’ll ever be.

Moxie: It’s gotten that personal with you two, huh?

HMark: <wrapping his wrists with tape> You could say that.

Moxie: <quietly thinking for a moment> Alright then. I’ll leave this one to you. You know I’ve got your back, but I’m getting the vibe you want to handle this one alone.

HMark: <finally looking up> I appreciate that, old friend. Thank you.

Moxie: Not a problem. You take care of business. <slaps HMark on the back> And show them that the Prophecy Reborn is all about. And once you’re done with this Turner punk…then we can focus on those Tag Titles.

HMark: I’m not about to argue that…but one battle at a time. Soon, old friend. Soon.

[Toom E. Guci]

Lillian Garcia is standing in the ring as the cage begins to descend and the cable holding the #1 contender’s contract is lifted into the air.

"JR" Jim Ross and Joey "OH MY GOD!" Styles join us at ring side to call the play by play.

Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Steel Cage Ladder match for the #1 contendership for the EWT Ox championship!

*Points of Authority by Linkin Park begins to play as the first entrant comes onto the titan tron*

Lillian: Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Jason Maverick!

Jason comes rushing down to the ring high fiving fans on his way down. Jason gets into the ring and pumps the crowd up, as the stage crew places the ladders outside of the cage.

*OPP by Naughty By Nature begins to play as the next entrant comes out*

Lillian: And his opponent, from Queens, New York, Twizted!

Twizted comes down the ramp doing a premature victory dance and having a good time with the fans.

*Numb/Encore by Linkin Park & Jay Z plays as the third entrant comes out to a decent pop*

Lillian: And his opponent, American Saint!

American Saint walks to the ring fine, but is still holding his ribs after the Swanton Bomb on the chair from Koda.

*Chad Michaels' theme song begins to play as he comes out pumping his fists*

Lillian: And his opponent, now residing in Miami, Florida, Chad Michaels!

Chad runs into the ring and does some poses for the crowd.

*Headstrong by Trapt begins to play as the last entrant comes out*

Lillian: And his opponent, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Koda Kazar!

Koda comes out on the stage in a Jeff Hardy-esque outfit complete with the neon glowing body paint. Koda struts slowly down to the ring, high fiving fans along the way and hands a kid his t-shirt, before entering the ring.

JR: This is shaping up to be an incredible match.
Styles: I have no doubt about that JR.
JR: To win this match, you have to some how, it doesn't matter how, but some how get that contract hanging above the ring unlatched. Whoever is holding the contract when it is unlatched, wins the match.

The 5 men circle each other in a big stare down. Each of them is eying the cage door, because they have to get the ladders from the outside of the cage to the inside.

The ref rings for the bell, and surprisingly, only American Saint, Jason Maverick, and Chad Michaels get out of the cage. Koda and Twizted circle each other, before Koda knocks Twizted with a huge right European Uppercut. Twizted springs back up, but is caught by a dropsault from Koda. Koda bounces off the ropes and hits Twizted with a rolling senton.

Outside of the ring, American Saint is slamming Jason Maverick around like a rag doll. Chad Michaels gets a ladder and charges at American Saint and Jason with the ladder in his hands. Chad levels Jason and American Saint.

Chad takes the ladder and goes back into the cage. Koda and Twizted are exchanging blows as Chad lifts the ladder up with the intent of setting it up. Koda and Twizted both charge at Chad and dropkick the ladder into his face. Twizted then turns the tables on Koda with a big DDT onto him.

Outside, American Saint and Jason begin to stir again. American Saint grabs Jason and gives him a rib breaker followed up with a back breaker. American Saint rolls back into the ring. American Saint pulls Chad out from behind the ladder and whips him into the ropes. American Saint catches Chad with a running flip clothesline. American Saint whips him into the corner and gives him a spinning wheel kick in the corner.

Koda breaks free from an abdominal stretch that Twizted applied on him. Koda levels Twizted with a lariat and goes out of the cage and grabs a chair. Koda rolls back into the ring and throws the chair into Twizted's hands. Koda then hits Twizted with a spin kick to the chair, forcing it into Twizted's face.

Jason finally gets up and grabs a mini ladder for some reason and gets into the ring. Jason sets the mini ladder up and begins to climb it, scouting for a perfect target to leap at. Jason decides to dive at Twizted, but is too slow, as Koda runs up the mini ladder and hits Jason with an After Effect(Side Effect) from the top of the 4 foot tall mini ladder!


Twizted rolls out of the ring and grabs a wooden table and a small cloth bag and returns to the ring. American Saint goes for a powerbomb onto Chad, but Chad counters it into a hurricanrana! Chad takes this time to grab the big ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Chad begins to climb the ladder, as Twizted pours out the contents of the bag....thumbtacks!!!!! Twizted walks over to Chad and grabs him by the legs and powerbombs him onto the thumbtacks!

Chad quickly shows signs of pain as he slowly sits up to show off the tacks in his back. Koda climbs to the top rope with a chair in his hands and hits Twizted with a flying karate kick to the back of the head, with the chair in between his foot and Twizted's head. Twizted falls to the mat with a violent thud.

Jason runs up to Koda and gives him a big teardrop suplex onto the remaining tacks laid out! Koda lets out a huge cry of pain, as Jason walks over to the table Twizted brought into the ring. Jason sets it up next to the ladder and begins to climb the ladder. American Saint gets up and climbs the ladder as well. Jason and American Saint fight it out on the top of the ladder.

American Saint gets the upper hand and knocks Jason off the ladder, sending him crashing down to the mat with a sickening slam. Koda shakes off the pain caused by the tacks and climbs to the top of the ladder. Koda grabs American Saint and gives him an After Effect from the top of the ladder through the table! All the men are laid out.

JR: This match has barely started and all the combatants have already beaten each other to death!
Styles: At the rate these guys are going, I doubt the match will last any longer.

Chad gets up and goes outside and gets a trash can of goodies from under the ring. Chad smashes the can over Twizted's head. Chad then grabs a cheese grader and uses it on Koda's forehead, slicing his skin open, causing a flood of blood to flow almost immediately.

Jason gets up and grabs a kendo stick from the trash can and whacks Chad in the back of the knee with it. Jason then completely obliterates the kendo stick over American Saint's head. Jason begins to climb the ladder again, seemingly unopposed. Jason nears the top of the cage, when Twizted pushes the ladder over, causing Jason to crash land shoulder first into the laid out mini ladder.

Twizted goes outside again and grabs two more chairs. Twizted takes the chairs back into the ring and sets up of them up. Twizted runs up the chair he set up and hits Chad with a triple jump moonsault. Chad slowly gets up and begins to climb the ladder again. Just as Chad reaches the top, Jason climbs up behind him. Jason grabs Chad and hits him with a Burning Hammer from the middle of the ladder! All the men are laid out yet again, though a few are beginning to stir.

Koda, nearly blinded by his own blood stumbles up. Koda grabs Jason and gets him in a standing position as well. Koda hits Jason with a Butterfly Roundhouse Kick! Koda takes two of the chairs and sets them up. Koda places Jason's upper body on one chair and his lower body on the other chair. Koda slowly climbs to the top of the cage and steadies himself as he stands up. Koda gives Jason a Swanton Bomb, breaking Jason in half!

Styles: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koda slumps onto Jason's KO'ed body to regain strength. Chad got up during this and grabbed another table and set it up. Chad climbed to the top of the cage, and American Saint followed suit. American Saint and Chad begin exchanging lefts and rights, causing each other to nearly fall to the arena floor below. Chad finally gives American Saint a gut kick and hooks his arms. Chad swings American Saint to his left and drops him through the table with a Coca-Cola Cliff Drop!

Twizted begins climbing to the top of the ladder, as Koda does as well. Both men meet at the top of the ladder and exchange rights. Twizted, blocks one of Koda's rights and goes to hit a Last Rites Neckbreaker, but Koda holds onto the ladder, cauing Twizted to go flying off the ladder. Koda gives Twizted a Swanton Bomb, but barely hits him. Koda stumbles up and begins climbing the ladder again and finally grabs the briefcase, but has yet to unlatched it. Koda stands up to attempt to unlatch it, but he accidently kicks the ladder from under him. Koda holds onto the briefcase, but can't gather the strength to unlatch it. Koda's arms eventually give way and he crashes to the mat.

Chad eventually gets up along with Twizted. Both men are woozy, but Chad as a clearer head and Sweet Chin Musics Twizted! Chad ties Twizted up in the ropes and sets one of the chairs up infront of Twizted and places the 4th chair across his face. Chad bounces off the ropes and runs up the chair. Chad gives Twizted a flying leg lariat to the chair across his face, knocking Twizted out. Chad falls to the ground holding his leg, but manages to gather enough strength to set the ladder up. Chad begins climbing the ladder, as American Saint begins to stir. Chad gets to the top, but his leg hurts him too much to allow him to stand up on the top of the ladder.

American Saint eventually gets to the top of the ladder and begins exchanging blows with Chad. Koda eventually gets up and bounces off the ropes. Koda dives shoulder first at one of the legs of the ladder. This causes the ladder to fall over, and sends American Saint flying head first into the steel mesh of the cage and Chad whiplashing his head off of the top rope.

Koda musters enough strength to set the ladder up again. Koda slowly but surely climbs to the top of the ladder and hooks his legs onto the ladder, so he doesn't fall off it again. Koda reaches up and grabs the briefcase. Koda unlatches the briefcase and the ref calls for the bell.

Lillian: Here is your winner, and the #1 contender for the EWT Ox championship, Koda Kazar!

JR: This was a hard fought match, but that man right there deserves the win!
Styles: No doubt about that. All these men gave it their all, but in the end, the man with the briefcase gave just a little bit more.

Koda slowly climbs down the ladder as EMTs come out to check on all 5 men.

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* Cut backstage as we see Trik Turner lacing up his boots. A figure walks in & shadows Trik.*

Trik: You know, everything is going according to plan. Each week I drop some sort of bombshell on HitmanMark to get more & more inside his head. But this…I think this was the grandest scheme of them all.

Voice: How do your ribs feel, by the way?

Trik: Pretty good. You didn’t do much harm to them when you splashed me. But it really had him on edge when I was telling fans that he paid you off to do that to me. You know what though? Sometimes, you have to place your body on the line to get what you want. And that’s what I did. You’ve done well Bundy.

[Toom E. Guci]

Announcer: The following contest is the Toolshed Invitational!!! Here are the rules... The current champion will be the first man to hold onto the belt. If anyone manages to pin him or make him submit, then that person will become the new champion. If someone else pins that person, then they will become the new champion. Only the champion will be allowed to be pinned. The person who was the title after thirty minutes will be declared The winner... and the Official Toolshed Champion!!!

Sugar Hill's Jump on it starts up as An Ambulance drives down to the ring... parking on the outside. As soon as it parks, Dr. Insaneo climbs out from the back, revealing it to be full of various weapons.

Announcer: And introducing the Participants, First, from Rochester New York, weighing in at 210 pounds... Dr. Insaneo!!!

Dr. Insaneo smirks and gets some decent heel heat as he climbs into the ring.

Next, School's Out for the Summer hits as the crowd gives a usual mixed reaction.

Announcer: From England, weighing in at 239 pounds... Chance Confidence!!!

Chance smirks, walking down to the ring with a big smirk, decked out in usual robe. He spins around a few times, flipping into the ring and doing the usual handstand on the turnbuckle... as he lands, he looks at Insaneo... who looks back.

Next up, I'll Show You, You'll See " Blasts out as the next guy heads down to the ring.

Announcer: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 220 pounds, Steven Richards!!!

Steven Richards gets a pretty nice reaction from the crowd and he climbs into the ring.

Next up Prince's you Got the Look starts up as out comes the next participant.

Announcer: Now Residing in Hersey Pennsylvania, weighing in at 260 pounds, the Master of the Serenghetto... A-Bomb!!!

The crowd gives Bomb some pretty heavy heat as he heads down to the ring. he quickly climbs inside... looking pumped for this match.

Suddenly, the skies grow dark and thunder starts up again... as down to the ring walks the net man.

Announcer: From Filthadelphia, Pencilvania, weighing in at 266 pounds, Dorf!!!

Dorf walks down to the ring, getting some really heavy heat from everyone... as he slides into the ring. He looks at everyone as well... when suddenly, a HUGE Pyro goes off, startling practically everyone. The thunder fades as Broken Wings starts up.

Announcer: From parts unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!!!

Crauswell spreads his wings and slowly walks down to the ring, past the ambulance and climbing into the ring. He immediately locks eyes with Confidence.

Next Gas Power hits and the crowd practically explodes into cheers!!!

Announcer: From Buffalo New York, weighing in at 323 pounds, Gasoline!!!

Gasoline heads down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans and entering the ring as well.

Finally... Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Starts up.... as the crowd gives an almost as loud reaction as they did to Gas.'

Announcer: And from Birmingham Alabama, weighing in at 312 pounds... he is the EWT Toolshed Champion... The Drunken Demon, Paul PodanskI!!!

Paul steps out onto the rampway... saluting the crowd and holding up his bag o toys. He looks at everyone at the ring, crosses his throat and sprints down towards the ring. However, as soon as he gets to the ring, Insaneo charges forward and clocks him in the chin with a baseball slide! Paul groans and stumbles back as Insaneo exits the ring, going right after the champ as the bell rings. The clock starts counting down. Insaneo wastes no time, nailing Paul with clubs to the back, trying to take him out quickly. Paul groans, caught off guard.

Meanwhile in the ring, Crauswell charges forward... taking Chance over the top with a hug clothesline, sending him tumbling over the top. he climbs out after him, lifting him up and proceeding to bludgeon him with overhand palms slaps to the chest... sending Confidence reeling back. He groans, eventually backed against the announcer's table. Crauswell attempts a lariat, but Chance ducks it... countering with a kick to the chest of Crauswell.

Dorf immediately slides out after Insaneo, grabbing Insaneo and nailing a stiff clothesline to the back, sending him down to the floor. Dorf then grabs Paul, lifting him up and nailing a brainbuster to the outside. He smirks and goes for the quick cover. 1....2

Paul kicks out. Dorf looks pretty shocked. He proceeds to start stomping away viciously at Paul, softening him up. Insaneo gets to his feet and follows Dorf's lead... also stomping away at him. The two then lift Paul back up and takes him down to the mat with a double ddt. Insaneo goes for the cover this time. 1....2....

But Dorf pulls him off, goes for a cover of his own! 1....2....

Insaneo pulls him off. the two look at each other, then fists start flying, as the two exchange fists. Dorf seems to have the clear advantage of course.

Meanwhile, back inside the ring, A-Bomb and Gasoline are facing off, both exchanging stiff punches. Gasoline swings, but A-bomb ducks underneath, lifting Gas from behind and slamming him down hard with a reverse DDT. He gets to his feet and looks cocky when... Steven Richards comes off the top rope with a Missile Dropkick!!! A-Bomb acks and goes down hard to the mat as Steven slowly tries to rise to his feet, meanwhile at the same time... Gasoline is getting back up.

Meanwhile, Chance and Crauswell continue to face off. Chance grabs Crauswell and takes him down with a Snapmare! He follows up with a stiff kick to the back, putting Crauswell on his.own. Chance walks over to the ring, reaching around underneath and pulling out a Singapore Cane. He smirks, holding it up high... then bringing it RIGHT over Crauswell's skull... the gryphon yelping out in pain, holding his sore face... you can't if he's bleeding or not.

Dorf takes Insaneo down with a powerful standing Lariat, sending him for a loop. He smirks, walking over and pulling out a Crutch from inside Insaneo's Ambulance. He then cracks it right across a Rising Paul's back, causing him to go back down immediately. He gives him another for good measure... and another!!! Dorf smirks and rolls Paul over, going for the pin. 1.....2.....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your new champion... Dorf!!!

[Toom E. Guci]

Dorf smirks, kicking Paul away for now, then going after Insaneo now, cracking the crutch right into his ribs, causing him to yelp out in pain.

Steven charges forward, nailing Gas with a knee to the gut. Gasoline hunches over as Steven takes him down to the mat with a Swinging Neckbreaker. He leaps up high, then nails Gasoline with a high elbow right to the heart of his opponent. Gasoline groans, rolling onto his side as Steven doesn't see A-Bomb up now. He grabs Steven from behind and whispers something in his ear.

A-Bomb: Sorry... just business.

He lifts him up high, then brings him right across his knee with a backbreaker. Steven acks and falls to the mat as A-Bomb looks to the outside, rolling out of the ring He charges at Dorf, nailing him with a running Shoulder block, knocking him down... the crutch falling out of his hands. A-Bomb reaches down grabbing it... then rolling Dorf onto his stomach, now choking him with it in a modified camel clutch move. Dorf screams out in agonizing pain... trying to resist tapping.

Chance looks down at Crauswell again... rolling back into the ring and now focusing on the new champion as well. However, Gasoline, now back up, stands in his path. Chance charges forward, swings with the cane and misses. Gasoline grabs him and lifts him up high, slamming him down hard with a vertical suplex. Chance groans hitting the mat hard as Gasoline grabs the Cane now and cracks Chance right into the ribs, causing him to scream out in pain as well. Gas keeps connecting with one shot... and another. However... he doesn't see it coming, as Steven NAILS him with a Stevie Kick... sending Gasoline down like a sack of bricks. He looks down at Chance, grabbing the fallen Cane and taking a swing of his own... Chance rolls out of the way just in time. He springs to his feet in desperation and takes Richards down with a landing dropsault! Steven groans... stumbling back against the ropes. Chance charges forward and nails a nasty spinning wheel kick to the skull... sending Richards over the top, as Chance falls back to the mat... trying to recover again.

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As Dorf applies the Camel Clutch, Insaneo charges forward and slams a knee right into the back of A-Bomb, causing him to break the submission, he falls down hard, clutching his back as Insaneo grabs Dorf and Immediately applies the STF, or as he calls it, The Death Lock! Dorf groans and has no choice but to tap out!!!

Announcer: Here is your New Champion... Dr. Insaneo!!!

Dr. Insaneo quickly gets to his feet and grins wide, looking at Paul's bag and digging around inside... pulling out a STAPLER!!! The crowd goes nuts chanting Holy S***!!! Holy S***!!! as Insaneo walks over to Paul, sitting atop of him and stapling his forehead... Paul yelping out in pain, rolling around and grasping his now bleeding forehead! Insaneo grins and walks back over to A-Bomb... attempting to staple his forehead to...

Crauswell is back up. He grabs Insaneo from behind and slams him down in a Tiger Suplex pin!!! 1....2....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your New Champion... Crauswell!!!

Crauswell reaches down, grabbing the stapler and flipping Insaneo over, then stapling his CROTCH!!! Insaneo's eyes go wide as he holds his... lower area... in blinding pain. Crauswell rises to his feet, then lifts up Insaneo. He whips him full speed into the steel post on the outside, Insaneo's skull slamming right into it and dropping him to the ground, now a bloody mess. The Gryphon turns around, only to get hoisted up by Gasoline!!! He lifts him up high... going for the Jackknife Powerbomb... but Crauswell tries to fight out of it, stiff punches to the skull of Gasoline. But before either of them can act... A-Bomb attacks from behind, with a POOOOOOOUNCE!!! Gasoline falls down to the mat, atop of Crauswell for a cover. 1....2....

A-Bomb pulls him off immediately and goes for a cover of his own. 1.....2....

Paul Podanski is up!!! He yanks A-Bomb off Crauswell now. He then lifts him up high, slamming him down hard with a belly to belly. A-Bomb hits the mat hard... groaning in pain now as Paul slowly rises up. He walks over to his bag, reaching around inside and pooling out... a 2x4!!! He holds it up high, turning around.

Chance and Stevie have meanwhile, risen to their feet, Chance now assaulting Richards with a series of stiff kicks, to the sides... the chest... and the face in that order. Chance then goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Stevie manages to catch it... then launching Chance with a capture suplex!!! The crowd cheers as Steven slowly gets back to his feet... climbing atop the barrier nearby, then leaping off with a Moonsault!!! It connects, Chance yelping out in pain, as Steven slowly gets off, now focusing on the champion.

Crauswell groans, slowly rising to his feet. He stumbles back a bit, starting to head up towards the ramp to try and catch a breather. Paul however, stops him midway, cracking the 2x4 over Crauswell skull, snapping it in half... and dropping the Gryphon to his feet again. Paul goes for a pin on Crauswell now, hooking the leg! 1.....2....

Stevie runs over just in time, nailing Paul on the side of the head with a stiff kick. Paul groans, rolling off to the side as Stevie goes for a cover now. 1....2...

Crauswell just barely gets the shoulder up.Stevie looks pretty shocked. He lifts Crauswell to his feet, going for the Stevie T. But Gasoline grabs him from behind, lifting him up and slamming him down hard with a sidewalk slam! Stevie groans as Gasoline walks over... reaching down from underneath the ring and pulling out... a steel chair! He cracks it onto the ground... waiting for someone to rise up...

Chance Confidence leaps off from behind, but Gasoline hears him coming and SLAMS the Steel Chair right into his skull in mid air, stopping whatever he had planned. He turns around again, just in time to See Paul Podanski walk over to him. The crowd cheers... as these two lock eyes.

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Paul charges forward, nailing a knee to the chest of Gasoline. He grutns, dropping the Steel chair as Paul lifts him up and nails the Manhattan Drop... Gasoline still standing, but now clutching his lower area. Paul smirks, reachign down and grabbing the Steel chair... Scissors Kick to the back by Crauswell!!! He goes down to the mat, face slamming into the chair as Crauswell looks at Gasoline, leaping up and nailing him with a leg lariat... taking him down next. The crowd boos as Crauswell now eyes Chance. He lifts him up high, carrying him over and rolling him right on top of the front of the Ambulance. Crauswell follows him up... carrying him right to the top of Insaneo's ambulance. he lifts up Chance, going for a fall away slam... RIGHT BACK TO THE DAMN GROUND!!! He positions himself right...

Steven is back up. He nails Crauswell from behind with a piece of broken 2x4, causing his knees to buckle. he drops Chance... clutching his back now. Chance groans, quickly getting back to his feet... then looking at Steven. The two lift Crauswell up... another Double DDT right onto the top of the ambulance!!! Crauswell's head bounces of the top... his mask now stained inside with blood. Chance and Steven get back up... looking at each other and... LOW BLOW kick by Chance!!! He then immediately hits Steven with the Confidence Breaker!!! Steven is pretty much out of it now as Chance lifts him up, then tosses him back to the ground from off the Ambulance!!!

Steven lands with a sickening thud onto the steel ramp, busted wide open now. He lays nearly unconcious as the crowd goes Holy S***!!! Holy S***!!! once again. Chance smirks and rolls Crauswell over, going for the cover now. 1....2....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your New Champion... Chance Confidence!!!

Chance smirks, holding his still sore back a bit as he climbs back down off of the Ambulance. Crauswell rolls around on top in massive pain. Meanwhile, Richards is practically motionless... after the SICK move from Chance. A-Bomb looks pissed as he charges right at Chance, taking him down with a nasty spear, then starting to pummel him with powerful fists. Chance couldn't fight back if he tried it seems.

Dr. Insaneo finally gets back to his feet, holding his bloody forehead and wiping some off. He gets to his feet,... eying Paul, who is finally getting back to his feet. Insaneo runs forward, clipping the knee and taking him back down.Insaneo smirks, grabbing the steel chair from earlier off the ground and proceeding to deliver a SHOT right into the skull of Paul. Gasoline gets back up, charging at Insaneo, only to get a SHOT as well, right over the back. As Gasoline is hunched over... Insaneo delivers another steel chair attack, again into the back. He smirks, turning around... Dropkick from Dorf right to the steel chair... cracking it right across Insaneo's skull. He yelps out in pain... dropping down to the mat. Dorf smirks triumphantly, walking over and pulling A-Bomb off Chance. Bomb looks at Dorf, then nails him with a few clubs to the back. Dorf groans, as A-Bomb immediately launches him with a release german suplex! Dorf goes flying hitting the ground hard. He groans as Chance stumbles back to his feet. A-Bomb lifts him up high and then nails him with the BetaDriver!!! Chance hits the mat hard as A-Bomb rolls him over... for the cover. 1....2....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your New Champion... A-Bomb!!!

A-Bomb gets back to his feet... as Chance lays down and out. Crauswell is still down atop the ambulance. Paul and Gasoline are still laid out by the steel chair shots from Insaneo. Dorf and Insaneo however... are starting to get back up. They both look at each other, then at A-Bomb. The two men charge forward, nailing him with a double clothesline. A-Bomb goes down as Dorf lifts him, then places him atop the front of the ambulance, then looks at Insaneo. The Doctor nods, struggling to hoist A-Bomb up... and then dropping him down for The Cure!!! A-Bomb hits the ground hard... now laid out as well. Dorf nods and looks at Insaneo with approval. Insaneo nods, then goes to pin... but Dorf pulls him back over from behind and lays him out with a lariat! The crowd boos as Dorf shrugs. He walks over, going for the pin on A-Bomb. 1....2....

Paul and Gasoline are both back up... yanking Dorf off A-Bomb with force!!! Dorf looks surprised, as Gas and Paul lift him up high, then they both start spinning... 1...2...3...4...5.... Then Powerbombing Dorf right over the barrier into the crowd!!! the crowd cheers as Paul and Gasoline look at each other, before Gasoline grabbing another Crutch and cracking it in half over the skull of Paul. he yelps... as Gasoline lifts him up... 312 Jackknife Powerbomb right atop of A-Bomb!!! The crowd goes nuts as Gasoline rolls Paul off... going for the cover. 1....2....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your new Champion... Gasoline!!!

15:00

We've reached the halfway mark in this already brutal match. Gasoline rises to his feet... walking over and taking a quick breather. Chance finally manages to get back to his feet, looking over at Gasoline. He charges forward, nailing Gas with a calf kick to the face, causing him to stumble back, now against the ring apron. Chance gets back up... and charges forward going for a shoulder tackle... RAMMING Gasoline right into the back of the ring. He yelps out in pain... holding his now sore back. Chance springs backwards... RVD Style. But before he can follow up, Crauswell leaps off from behind off the Ambulance with a Double Axe Handle right to the skull of Chance. He goes down hard as Crauswell follows up, lifting Chance up by the throat, then using him as a BATTERING RAM... slamming him back into the chest of Gasoline, who slumps down to the floor. Crauswell drops Chance to the mat, then crosses his throat... reaching down and with little effort hoisting GASOLINE up high... looking for the Beak Buster!!!

Stevie Kick to the back of Crauswell!!! Richards is somehow back on his feet... wearing a crimson mask. He groans, now holding his possibly broken ribs.The gryphon drops Gasoline, who out of desperation, nails Richards with a big boot to the skull!!! Crauswell goes back down hard as gasoline is now on his knees, trying to catch his breath.
As he does, Insaneo runs up fro behind... BULLDOG to the ground from Insaneo!!! The doctor smirks... as he starts stomping at the face of Gas... who like many others, is now bleeding. Insaneo continues his vicious assault when, Podanski charges and grabs him from behind, lifting him up and slamming him down hard with a Full Nelson Slam!!! Insaneo groans, holding his back in screaming pain, eyes wide. Paul gets to his feet, when, Dorf charges forward, laying Paul out with a clothesline!!!

Paul goes down hard, but gets back to his feet as Dorf follows up with a kick to the sternum, then hoisting Paul up with an Inverted Vertical Suplex!!! he slams down Paul hard. Chance is back up, charging at Dorf and going for a Spinning Wheel kick, but Dorf catches him and lifts him up high, then slams him down with a Powerbomb to the mat! Chance groans, rolling around in pain as Crauswell staggers back up, grabbing Dorf from Behind and nailing a half nelson suplex, sending Dorf flying. Crauswell gets back to his feet, then lifts Gasoline... kick from Gas!!!

Crauswell hunches over now as Gasoline lifts him up high, then slams him to the floor with an Oklahoma slam to the mat. Crauswell groans, rolling off to the side as Gasoline looks around. He walks over to Paul's bag again... pulling out a Bowling Ball! He sits Crauswell up, legs spread... then steps back... rolling it forward and getting a strike, so to speak! Crauswell grasps his crotch as Gasoline turns around, kick to the chest and into a neckbreaker from Paul. He looks at the crowd... getting pumped up and looking ready to take his belt back. He climbs atop the Ambulance again... than leaps off with Aggravated Paulsault!!!

It connects and Paul goes for the cover on Gasoline. 1....2....3!!!!

Announcer: Here is your new champion, Paul Podanski!!!

Paul groans, rolling off to the side and off Gasoline. The crowd is once again chanting " Holy S***!!! Holy S***!!! There's no telling if any of these men will even be able to wrestle again after this brutal match. Insaneo is once again up, locking eyes with Paul. Paul looks back over, locking eyes with Insaneo.

10:00

The two walk forward, immediately exchanging fists. Paul has the clear advantage as he sends Insaneo reeling back Insaneo groans, backed up against the barricade as Paul winds up, pitches out a punch.

Insaneo quickly ducks underneath, Paul stumbling forward as Insaneo grabs Paul's skull and slams it hard into the Barricade. His skull bounces off of it, as Insaneo grabs him and slams again... and again... and once more. Finally, Paul can't take much more and falls down to the ground. Insaneo grins and turns around...he gets launched with an overhead belly to belly!!! A-Bomb is back up. He proceeds to drop an elbow across Paul's chest... then another... and one more for good measure. Paul groans as A-Bomb goes for the cover. 1....2...

Dorf, Chance, Steven, AND Crauswell yanks A-bomb off this time!!! Gasoline is back up now as well... as is Insaneo! A-Bomb turns around... as all seven men get into a huge brawl, Chance attacking Insaneo, Gasoline being assaulted by A-Bomb and Crauswell... and Stevie pounding away at Dorf. Paul meanwhile... gets back to his feet, as everyone is fighting. He walks over and climbs back into the ring, hoisting himself up to the top turnbuckle, then LEAPING off... Appaulachian Mountain Splash to everyone!!! The crowd goes nuts... as Paul rolls off everyone... nobody is left on their feet now. Each person is rolling around in pain... especially Richards and Insaneo, being the lightest.After about a minute, finally two men start to rise... Crauswell and Paul. The crowd claps loudly, looking forward to this encounter. The two men lock eyes... then lock up!

It's a pretty even match... as both men struggle to take control, each one trying to overpower the other. But we never find out who wins as A-Bomb and Dorf nail the two men over the back, each one with a crutch. The two groans, hunched over, as the two men look at each other, slamming both crutches first over Crauswell's back, taking him down hard. They then look at each again, attempting the same thing, but Paul somehows rolls off to the side and out of the way. Bomb and Dorf look pretty shocked as Paul immediately charges forward, laying both men out with a double clothesline!!! They both groan.. as Paul reaches down and grabs both crutches, one in each hand. He turns around and slams them both into the sides of Richards, who has gotten up just now. He acks... clutching his now BLEEDING chest and falling hard down to the ground. Paul turns around, only to get nailed this time by Chance and Insaneo... with a double dropkick. He groans, stumbling backwards now. Chance whips Insaneo forward, slamming him into Paul... against the barricade now.He acks... falling on his ass now as Chance walks over, proceeding to nail him with some stiff kicks to the chest... as Paul sits. He looks pleased as each one connects. Paul moans in pain as Insaneo joins Chance in assaulting Paul.

The two men keep kicking away, not noticing Gasoline behind them. He grabs both men and in a feat of pure strength, lifts them both up... then down for a double atomic drop!!! Chance and Insaneo groan as gas then clotheslines them both down from behind... then looking at Paul. He charges forward, going for a knee smash to his face, but Podanski refuses to say die, catching Gasoline's foot and shoving him back as hard as he can! Gasoline stumbles backwards... looking a bit surprised as Paul rises up. He looks as gas again, charging forward and nailing him with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE, managing to leap just high enough in the air to hit it!!! Gasoline goes down hard... holding his neck now as Paul slowly rises to his feet.

Dorf is back up now. He immediately grabs Paul and nails Aurora Bourealis!!! Paul groans, head bouncing off the floor... as Dorf goes for the pin. 1....2....

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It's broken up! It's that Hoss Ninja!!! Dorf looks surprised as he gets to his feet, staring at the Ninja, wondering what the hell he's doing?! The Hoss Ninja thinks for a bit... then gives a quick stealthy poke to the eye. Dorf acks, grabbing his eyes... now partially blinded. Ninja backs up... then charges forward... nailing a HELLACIOUS SPEAR!!! Dorf hits the mat hard, grasping his neck in Pain as the Ninja runs quickly up the ramp. Dorf slowly rises to his feet... then charges up the ramp after the Ninja!!!

Meanwhile Paul is still down on the floor. A-Bomb however is not. He drags Paul over closer to the ring and signals for the end. A-Bomb then climbs up top of the nearby turnbuckle... looking for the Twisting 450 5 Star Frog Splash!!! However, before he can leap off, Crauswell slides in and shoves A-Bomb hard... sending him flying and slamming HEAD FIRST into the barricade. The crowd boos as Crauswell quickly climbs atop the turnbuckle himself... then he TAKES FLIGHT!!!

Insaneo however pulls Paul right out of the way... Crauswell's head slamming right into the ground. He holds his head in pain, shaking violently.Insaneo quickly takes advantage, rolling Paul up with an Oklahoma Roll. 1....2....3!!!!


Announcer: Here is your new champion... Dr. Insaneo!!!

Dr. Insaneo gets to his feet, looking like a mess. He looks over just in time, as Chance leaps off the apron, going for the Overcastle! Insaneo quickly catches him... then brings him down across his knee with a backbreaker... dropping him to the floor and kneeling on the floor, trying to get his breath back.Gasoline and Richards are back up now. Richards goes for a Stevie Kick, but Insaneo ducks underneath it. He lifts Richards from behind... then slams him down hard with a back body drop to to the floor. Richards groans... rolling off to the side. Paul is back up now. He looks at Gasoline... who looks back at Dr. Insaneo... who looks right back at Paul. Gas and paul both charge at Insaneo in the middle... who quickly ducks. Paul and Gas stop themselves before they collide into each other. However... as they do... Insaneo nails a NASTY SHOT to the back of the head with one of the many crutches from the ground. Gasoline groans... hitting the mat hard, pretty much out of it. Paul looks at Insaneo again, turning around as he swings, Paul catches the crutch and takes it... SNAPPING it in half. He tosses the pieces away... then grabs Insaneo by the throat!!!

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He lifts him up high and right into a Gorilla Press Slam to the mat!!! The crowd goes nuts... as Paul is getting pumped. He signals for... The Paulerbomb!!! The crowd explodes with cheers. He reaches down, lifting Insaneo up again and starting to spinning now... 1....2....3.....4....5...6.....7....8....9....10!!! He slams Insaneo down with a sickening thud... then goes right for the cover!!! It's over... 1.....2....

NO!!! NO!!! Dr. Death Steve Williams nails Paul in the back of the skull with a Steel Pipe!!! Paul groans and rolls off holding his back in roaring pain. Steve Williams quickly exits the area back through the crowd.

0:30

Paul struggles to his feet somehow... looking absolutely pissed, full of Andrenaline. Everyone else is pretty much out. A-Bomb however is back up! He charges forward, Paul catches him... then hoists him up for an Appauler, slamming him down back into the steel rampway... taking him out of this match pretty much. He quickly gets back to his feet... grabbing the Steel Pipe Steve Williams dropped and CRACKING it right over the skull of Insaneo!!! He groans... pretty much passing out from exhaustion now.

0:10

Paul quickly drops the pipe... but clutches his chest in pain. He groans... but recovers.

0:05

With a might leap, he jumps atop Insaneo, hook of the leg.

1....2....

0:00

3!!!!

Paul looks very pleased... getting to his feet, and wiping blood off his face as he enters the ring. He looks at the referee, reching for his belt, but the referee shakes his head. Paul looks confused.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen... your winner of the match... and NEW Toolshed Champion... Dr. Insaneo!!!

Paul looks absolutely shocked... he watches as the referee climbs out of the ring, helping Insaneo to his feet and presenting him with the belt. Insaneo has finally come to... holding the belt up high and looking at Paul in the ring... as Psyco starts up again... Insaneo heading up the ramp as angry boos fill the air.

We cut to a replay... showing Paul getting the 3 right after the time expires... by a fraction of a second.

Paul can't believe it. He watches as Insaneo walks up the ramp... barely able to stand, but triumphant... and the New Champion.

[Toom E. Guci]

Fink: The following matchup is a SIXTY MINUTE IRONMAN SUBMISSION MATCH! The rules are simple: whichever participant can cause his opponent to submit more times in a span of sixty minutes will be declared the winner. Introducing first…

<The lights go low as a familiar sounding tune comes over the PA>

Joey Styles: Wait a minute…I know that theme!

<Rage Against the Machine’s “Calm Like a Bomb” plays as the lights start flashing. When they finally come back on, Trik Turner stands in the aisleway, a @#$%-eating grin on his face. The crowd gives him a big helping of heel heat, especially the EWT fans who remember the days when that was HMark’s entrance theme.>

Fink: Introducing first, weighing in at 215 pounds, Triiiiiiiiiik Turner!

<Turner saunters into the ring, still smirking, seemingly enjoying the fans’ hatred.>

Styles: Seems clear to me that Turner’s doing everything he can to get into HMark’s head. Think about it: he said he’d beat HMark with his own vintage moves, so he enters to HMark’s old theme music. He also told the Icon to his face that he thought he was a fake, that he was no different from the man who once ran roughshod over the EWT as head of the infamous Mark Foundation, so what does he do? Enter to the theme HMark used during that time! The headgames are never ending with this kid…and he’s not even 25! Where’d he pick this stuff up?!

<The lights once more go out, shining blue, as the “Never Let Me Down Again” intro plays. As it crescendos and the screech hits, signaling the start of “Disposable Teens”, the light turns blood red, and the strobes begin going off. The crowd in the ballpark rises, stomping their feet in time with the Marilyn Manson tune.>

Fink: His opponent, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 218 pounds, representing the Prophecy Reborn, he is the Fallen Dragon, HITMAAAAANMARK!

<HMark enters, but doesn’t do his usual schtick on the way to the ring. Rather, his face is stoic, with only his eyes betraying any signs of emotion. He slowly enters the ring, standing in one corner, casually removing his long leather coat, before simply staring straight ahead at his young opponent Trik removes his shirt…revealing bandaged ribs..>

<The two men meet in the center of the ring, both staring straight at one another; Trik’s smirk is gone, and his face contorts with anger. HMark’s face is straight, unmoving. The ref reiterates the rules to both men, sends them back to their corners, and brings his arm down, signaling for the bell ringing.>

Styles: I’m not sure what to make of this. So much history between these two, going all the way back to HMark’s first match back, at Toomi’s House Party II. They’ve gotten violent against one another before, but both have made it a point to say they want to beat each other in a “straight-up” wrestling-match; and with Trik’s rib injury, and HMark’s neck/head problems, why not? But with so much rage…can they really keep it civil for long? And if they do lose control, will they be able to keep up a fast pace for sixty entire minutes?

<Styles gets his answer pretty quickly as the two meet in the center of the ring again. This time, Turner begins with trash talking; HMark’s face still doesn’t change. The trash talking continues, with Trik’s eyes getting wider, angrier. Finally, after a good while of this…SMACK!>

<HMark slaps Trik hard enough for the whole stadium to hear it.>

<Trik’s eyes get narrow as he immediately charges for HMark, who fights right back. The two begin throwing everything they’ve got at one another, exchanging forearm shots and knee strikes. HMark eventually gains the upper hand, throwing HARD knife edge chops, before pushing Trik back and whipping him off the ropes. HMark goes for a dropkick, but Trik stops himself from running into it; HMark lands on his feet, though, and Trik charges, looking for a Yakuza Kick, but HMark grabs him, setting him up for a Cradle Suplex…but Trik reverses out, landing on his feet, and going for an enziguri…which HMark ducks! HMark goes to grab Trik’s foot, but Trik moves to the ropes, picks himself up, and dumps HMark out to the floor! As HMark gets up, Trik runs the ropes and goes for a tope suicida, but HMark open-palm strikes his face as he comes through the ropes! Trik’s chest is draped over the second rope, and HMark just drags him through the ropes and out of the ring by the hair. Before he can do anything serious, Trik NAILS a right fist, and a forearm, as both men stagger.>

<The fans rise at the fast paced action; not even five minutes have passed yet. Joey Styles was right that this wouldn’t stay civil. Trik grabs HMark and tosses him towards the metal guardrails, but HMark reverses the whip, sending Trik crashing into them. HMark turns towards the crowd, NOW signaling to them, getting a big pop, before charging and catching Trik with a running boot against the guardrail. HMark picks his opponent up and puts him in a cravat, and walks around the ring to another side of it before sending him into another guardrail, looking like he wants a bit of payback for all the damage Trik has caused to his head and neck. HMark picks him up again, and this time tosses him towards the ring post, before immediately running after him; Trik, though, in a NICE fete of athleticism, grabs the ring post, SWINGS around it, and slides back into the ring, leaving HMark to crash, chest-first, into it. The crowd boos (with many clapping Trik’s moves), but neither man is now quick to do much, having just spent about five minutes beating each other silly.>

<Trik takes a minute to regain his composure inside the ring, and brings HMark in, hoping to gain an advantage. He immediately begins throwing clubbing forearms to HMark’s back, and gets a sadistic look in his eye: that’s the body part he wants to focus on. Dragging HMark to the ropes, he sets HMark’s torso up on the bottom rope, leaps up, and crashes down with all his weight on HMark’s lower back, taking a page out of his opponent’s playbook. Turner proceeds to put HMark under the ropes, and grab him by the hair, pulling up so that his upper back is driven into the bottom rope; Trik grabs at his face as well, as the ref gives the five count. Trik pulls back, but just smiles, indicating that he has the five count to break.>

<Trik slows the pace of the match down considerably. He’s hell-bent on working over HMark and proving that he’s now the better man; over the course of the next ten or so minutes, he hits a blinding barrage of Back-Drop-Driver Suplexes, double stomps to the back, and simple beat downs, to keep HMark grounded. HMark fights back at times, but can never get a sense of sustained offense. The crowd is getting merciless on Trik, who just drinks it in.>

<As the match draws near the first 15 minutes being up, Trik turns to the audience, smiling. He picks HMark up, snaps a suplex, and climbs to the top rope. He looks out at the crowd, holding his arms up, and yells “You want it now? You wanna see it?” The crowd begins to cheer, and many leap up as Trik takes to the air…only to blatantly overshoot HMark, land on his feet, and go back over and slap HMark, back hurting, into a Camel Clutch/Steiner Recliner variation, to a chorus of boo’s from the crowd.>

<Trik rears back, screaming various insults at HMark, telling him to tap, make the pain go away. HMark begins to pound the mat, leading to the crowd clapping in unison, trying to will him to his feet. After a little while, HMark begins to force his way up…slowly but surely, gaining his footing little by little, until he’s finally up on his two feet! The crowd is getting hot, Trik continues to try and rear back on the hold, but HMark charges backwards, sending Trik into a turnbuckle. Trik releases the hold, finally, and HMark staggers out, falling to his knees as he clutches his back…but the camera catches him, a sick glint in his eye, as anger begins to pump through him.>

<Turning around, he goes up to Trik in the corner, and throws a STIFF European Uppercut. And another. And another. HMark yanks his head up by the hair.>

HMark: YOU HAVE TO KILL ME, MOTHER@#$%ER!

<With that, HMark hits another slap to the face. He tosses Trik to the opposite corner, where he collides sternum-first with the turnbuckle; he stumbles backwards, clutching at his taped ribs, only to be caught by HMark, who tosses him backwards with a release German Suplex. HMark plays up to the crowd, and signals for Cattle Mutilation! He rolls Trik over, and attempts to get the hold on, but Trik fights for all that he’s worth, eventually making it over to the ropes. HMark looks only a little frustrated, and immediately snaps back onto the attack, this time grabbing Trik’s leg, and Dragon Screwing it. He then picks Trik’s leg up, and simply begins throwing stiff kicks into it, bruising tendons and ligaments. Not letting go of the leg, HMark twists like he’s going for a Figure Four, but instead just plops down onto his knees, trapping Turner’s leg, and staring down at him.>

<Now it’s time for HMark to talk trash; he starts insulting Trik, throwing some pie faces at him from his kneeling position, while all the while, Trik is stuck in agony, his leg being crushed and stretched simultaneously. The ref is checking on Trik, while HMark continues to talk him down.>

HMark: COME ON! Give up! You can’t @#$%in’ hang with me, punk!

Trik: <spitting at HMark> @#$% YOU! <flips HMark off>

<With that HMark stands up and modifies the hold, Trik’s leg now in an Indian Deathlock He looks to the crowd, which cheers it’s approval, as HMark bridges back, putting an intense amount of pressure on Trik’s leg. After only a few seconds, though, HMark breaks it; his back is stopping him from keeping the hold.>

<Undeterred, HMark continues his assault as the match begins its climb towards 25 minutes. The action was fast paced to begin, but has since slowed considerably, with each man targeting different body parts. No submissions thus far, just intense mat warfare. HMark continues the attack, seating Trik on top of the turnbuckle. He connects with an open palm strike, and gets ready to hit the Iconoclasm…but Trik reverses!>

<While being pulled down, Trik contorts his body, grabs HMark’s head, and brings him down with a backbreaker…but he doesn’t let go! Trik then pulls back and hits…>

Styles: OH MY GOD! Trik Turner is hitting the Heretic’s Delight combo on HitmanMark! Turner said he’d beat HMark with his own classic moves, like the Sharpshooter…but he’s busting out one of HMark’s own new tricks!

<Trik nails the Shellshock/Flatliner, and immediately cinches in the Koji Klutch. HMark is waving his arm around wildly, looking for the ropes…but they’re nowhere to be found. A small portion of the audience can be heard chanting “TAP! TAP! TAP”, while most are chanting for HMark to break it. HMark, summoning all his strength, begins to pull himself towards the ropes…when Trik finally decides to REALLY wrench back on the hold. Trik pulls HMark’s head back in the process, adding a big amount of pressure to his back. HMark let’s out a loud scream of pain…>

Styles: HE TAPPED! HMark just tapped to his own combo! For the first time since his return to the EWT, HitmanMark has just submitted!

Fink: That is submission number one for Trik Turner! The score is now 1-0!

<Trik rolls off, his weary face now plastered with a smile, as he accomplished exactly what he set out to do. Had this been a straight up match…Turner may have just won the whole shebang. HMark goes to a corner to give himself a few seconds to recover; the match has now passed 25 minutes, and is headed towards 30.>

<Trik starts putting the boots to HMark, doing everything he can to keep him down. As he reaches down, though, HMark pulls at his tights, and sends Trik crashing, face-first, into the second turnbuckle! HMark rolls out of the corner, and tries to straighten himself out; he then heads over to the prone Turner, decides to switch up his strategy. He grabs Turner by the arm, and just YANKS the hell down. Turner lets out a yelp of pain, as HMark proceeds to repeat the move again and again. Finally, HMark, still holding the arm, begins to spin in a circle, before finally allowing Trik to go crashing down into the mat, face first. Not letting up, HMark drops down, grabs the arm, and locks in a Fish-Hook Submission! He pulls back on Trik’s arm (and mouth) for all he’s worth, while the ref gives the five count. HMark gets to his feet, now pumped, and, finally, takes the chance to just stomp on Trik’s injured ribs. While Trik groans in pain, HMark just shakes his head: he has another idea.>

<HMark hefts Trik up to the top rope, and pulls his thumb across his throat; picking him up, HMark drops down, sending Trik crashing back-first with a top rope backdrop Superplex. HMark takes a second to recover, his back not reacting kindly to the landing, but still manages to nip up to his feet, run over, and lock Trik’s legs up in a reverse Indian Deathlock…before leaning forward and locking in a modified STF! HMark rears back, keeping pressure on the leg, but instead of focusing on the crossface, he instead yanks back on Trik’s arms, doing his best to tug, twist, stretch, and hyperextend them.>

<Trik manages to hit the ropes, almost having to latch onto them with his teeth. Rolling off, HMark again sets Trik up on the top rope, and follows up him, this time for a regular Superplex…but Trik shoves him off, straight to the arena floor, crashing into the guardrail! Chants of holy excrement fly from the crowd, as HMark seems out of it. Trik is still on the top turnbuckle, though, woozy, catching his breath; the match is halfway through, 30 minutes, and both men are in a ton of pain. Trik sees an opportunity, though; as HMark gets to his feet, Trik stands atop the turnbuckle.>

Styles: No, he can’t…no way…OHMYGOD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

<The crowd is completely alive as the two men wipe out on the floor and up the entrance ramp, just desperate to put one another away permanently. As they slowly get up, they begin exchanging uppercuts, each one rocking the other; during this, is becomes apparent that HMark is bleeding hardway from the mouth, presumably from his crashing into the guardrail a minute before. The wrestling seems to stop here, and the two commence brawling around ringside. Soon, HMark dumps Trik over the railing, on top of the fans at ringside; he leaps after him, tossing loose chairs aside, but Trik throws a hard right to the stomach, doubling HMark over. He pulls HMark down, and simply begins slamming his face into the concrete, and onto any folding chairs that happen to be strewn about. HMark responds with an elbow to Trik’s face, stunning him. HMark actually manages to stand, and calls the ref over.>

HMark: CHECK HIM!

<Without stopping, HMark locks Trik’s legs…grabs his arms->

Styles: He’s going to lock in the Mexican Surfboard…on the outside?! Is this legal?

<HMark pulls back, the crowd going “Wooooooah!” in time to his swinging, until he finally falls back, pulling Trik straight up into the air! He pulls on Trik’s arms, has his legs trapped, and bends his back at an unnatural position, leading to pain in the spine AND ribs. To make it worse, HMark lets go of the arms, and grabs onto Trik’s chin, pulling him down, forcing him into an incredibly awkward angle. Trik has no escape, and the ref, unsure of this part of the rules, simply asks if he wants to give.>

<The answer is a strong “yes”.>

Fink: That is submission number one for HitmanMark. The score is now a tie, 1-1!

<The match is now past 35 minutes when HMark finally manages to get Trik’s prone form back into the ring; HMark, now ready to put an end to this, immediately goes to lock Trik into Crucifixion, locking his legs behind Trik’s head, and pulling at his arms once again…but Trik doesn’t go to the ropes this time. Trik, findind strength from God knows where, rolls it over, traps HMark’s legs, and now grabs at HMark’s arms, pulling back on them, causing him to contort his back in the process! HMark is shocked, not to mention in pain, but he manages to free one arm and grab onto the ropes.>

<Both men are completely winded at they head to 40 minutes, neither man having an easy time keeping their footing or balance. The blows they now rain on one another come with less force and velocity, but the sounds they make still ring throughout the stadium.>

Styles: There’s one thing we can’t deny now; love or hate him, Turner is showing that he can hang with the big boys. His determination here is unrelenting.

<Eventually, as the match nears 45 minutes, Trik sends HMark to the ropes; he hits a few knife edges, and irish whips him, attempting to hit a roaring elbow…but HMark ducks. Turning Trik around, he simply hits a regular, but very hard, bodyslam, followed by four more of them. Trik slowly gets up, clutching at his ribs, back, and walking with a now noticeable limp; he tries to fight back, but HMark ducks an attempt at a punch, and grabs Trik around the waist, lifting him up. He forces Trik’s legs around his own torso, and begins to squeeze on his lower back, putting him into a Bearhug.>

Styles: Wait, I’ve seen THIS before! 2 out of 3 falls, HitmanMark vs. D-Boy, this is exactly how HMark won the first fall!

<HMark tightens the bearhug; Trik tries to fight out, but his legs are too worn down. He tries to strike his way out, but his arms are too beaten. And every squeeze HMark gives brings more punishment to his ribs. Eventually, he falls backwards; HMark doesn’t miss a beat. He walks forward, allowing Trik’s upper body to lie on the mat while his legs are still wrapped around HMark’s waist. It’s like a twisted bearhug version of a Boston Crab. The crowd is almost gasping at the sight, and Trik, again, trapped, is forced to tap out.>

Fink: Submission number two for HitmanMark! He now leads 2-1!

<At 45 minutes, HMark decides to rest; Trik is down, but HMark is worn out. He rolls to the outside, pouring a bottle of water over his head, and swishing some in his mouth, before spitting out a spray of blood and water. Eventually, he rolls back in; he picks Turner up, hoping to just knock him out, keep him down for the rest of the match. He sets him up for a Golden Gate Swing…but Trik starts fighting again. HMark, annoyed, throws a knee to the gut, and again attempts the GGS…but Trik AGAIN fights it. Not sure what else to do, HMark picks Trik up for some blows to the head, but Trik ducks one, hits a knee to the gut of his own, hits the ropes, runs back…and NAILS a running Trik Turner Piledriver. The crowd leaps to their feet, thrilling in the move, which leaves both men down, but gives Trik a chance to recover without HMark hovering over him.>

<50 minutes now, and time’s running out. At long last, Trik gets up first. He lifts HMark up, and looks to be setting him up for a Dragon Clutch sleeper…but HMark backs into the turnbuckle, breaking it. He gives Trik a chop for good measure, and goes for an Irish Whip, but Trik attempts a reverse to throw HMark over the top. HMark goes over and onto the apron, but Trik nails a forearm shot, dazing him. Trik again runs the ropes, looking to seal the deal; he leaps over the top rope, right over HMark, and lands on the floor, grabs HMark as he lands…and hits a running powerbomb onto the guardrail!>

Crowd: OOOH! HOLY @#$%! HOLY @#$%!

<HMark’s eyes glaze over, and Trik begins to laugh, but coughs before he really can. He slowly rolls HMark back in, and this time, HE drags the thumb across his throat…and locks in a Crappler Crossface. The ref checks HMark, who’s non-responsive. He puts the arm up…it drops once.>

<Tries it again…drops twice>



<Tries it once more time…>




Fink: That is submission number two for Trik Turner! The score is tied, 2-2!

<The crowd boos heavily as Turner revels in another submission using HMark’s own moves against him. Feeling that he has everything in hand now, especially with the match hitting 55 minutes, he picks HMark up, and starts slapping him around a little bit, holding him by the hair, and yelling straight into his face.>

Trik: <so the camera can pick it up> I told you, and everyone else, all along…you’re a fake. You’re just an act. No substance. Everything you’ve done, since your first day in this business…is a god damned lie.

<The camera picks something else up: HMark’s eyes suddenly come alive. Rearing back, he NAILS Trik with a right fist, sending him reeling. Coming off the ropes, Trik hits one of his own. HMark returns the favor, and soon, with energy from who knows where, the two men are once again beating each other senseless in the middle of the ring, the crowd all on their feet as the action picks up in the final five minutes.>

<HMark begins to get the advantage, and gets the crowd behind him. He steps up his attack, hitting a rapid-fire series of fists, yelling to the crowd for energy! He goes for another…but Trik ducks! Trik leaps, hitting a quick enziguri! HMark staggers, and Trik hits the ropes, maybe for another Trik Turner- NO! HMark gets him up! BLUE THUNDER DRIVER!>

<With Trik on the mat, HMark leaps to his feet, and grabs both of Trik’s!>

Styles: SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER! With only a minute to go, HMark is locking in the Sharpshooter!

<Trik tries to fight it off, for all he’s worth. The two struggle, Trik twisting and turning his body, but hurting his ribs in the process! He almost makes the ropes, but the pain in his chest is too much, and HMark manages to drag him to the middle of the ring, locking the submission finisher in! The ref immediately darts over, checking on the young lion, seeing if he’ll finally give! Trik is becoming unresponsive, the pain and exhaustion catching up to him. A closeup of HMark’s face shows him yelling “TAP!” loudly, as the blood from his mouth has slowed to a trickle on the corner of his lip.>

<The ref goes to check Trik. His arm is limp, and as the ref checks if he’s still conscious->

DING! DING! DING!

Fink: Ladies and gentlemen, the sixty minute time limit has EXPIRED!

<HMark rolls out of the Sharpshooter, holding his head in agony over the non-finish. Trik comes back to consciousness, and they begin giving him water to get him all the way back.>

Fink: However, as per the rules of this match, EWT officials have said that there must be a winner! This match is now in SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!

<The crowd cheers the decision, as both HMark and Trik make their way to their feet.>

<As the bell rings to signal overtime, both men IMMEDIATELY dive after one another, fists now flying, knee strikes being exchanged, blows raining down from all directions. Each man takes turns slamming the other’s head into the mat, getting their hands around each other’s throat, and trying to knock as many teeth out of one another’s mouth as possible.>

<They finally get to their feet, where Trik takes advantage, throwing uppercuts at HMark, sending him to the ropes. He whips HMark off, going for lariat…but HMark ducks! On the come back, HMark leaps, FLYING BOOT STRIKE! Trik goes down fast, and HMark immediately pounces! He lays perpendicular to Trik’s shoulders, wrapping Trik’s right arm up with his own, while using his legs to lock up his left arm. As he does, HMark begins unleashing SICK elbow shots, unprotected, straight to Trik’s forehead! Trik struggles, the blows coming down fast and furious! The referee tries to get in, but it looks like carnage; Trik’s forehead is now busted open, and blood is flowing, but HMark only takes the chance to drive elbows into the wound. After what feels like an eternity, the ref checks Trik’s arm, and one drop tells it all.>

DING! DING! DING!

Fink: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner in Sudden Death Overtime, by a total score of 3-2, HITMANMARK!

<”Disposable Teens” plays as Moxie rushes down the aisle and into the ring, where he checks on HMark, who’s final adrenaline burst has worn off. The ref tends to Trik, while the crowd cheers HMark, but applauds the efforts of both men. Chants of “THANK YOU BOTH!” ring out, Moxie helps HMark to the back; despite his injuries, HMark manages to salute the fans before going into the back. Trik is still tended to, as more refs come down, patching up his forehead wound, and carrying him to the back, to the applause of the crowd.>

[Toom E. Guci]

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a One Time Only Hardcore Street Fight for the Tri-State Championship. In this match, falls count anywhere.

*“Sexy Guy” plays*

RA: Introducing the challenger, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!!

*HBH heads down to the ring without Cherry as he has told her to stay in the back. He gets in the ring and soaks in all the loud boos fans are giving him. He climbs the turnbuckle and poses, making a title gesture around his waist*

RA: And his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 305 lbs., he is the EWT Tri-State Champion, THE MERCENARY!

*The Mercenary walks out with the title and without Jillian as he has told her to stay in the back as well. Fans are giving him a mixed reaction, with some cheering and some booing. He points at HBH and mouths off “You’re goin’ down!” As soon as he gets in the ring, he and HBH start swinging at each other*

The bell rings to start the match. HBH and Merc are attacking each other with a flurry of punches. Merc gets the upper hand. He whips HBH to the ropes and hits a big back body drop. Next he picks up HBH and bangs his head on the turnbuckle 10 times. The fans count along.

1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
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8!
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10!

Dizzy, HBH stumbles forward. Merc picks him up and places him on the turnbuckle hanging upside down. He runs at him with a knee to the groin. This gets an “OOH!!!” from fans. HBH falls to the mat, rolling around in pain. Merc picks him up again and tosses him out of the ring. He steps outside and gets HBH to his feet. He whips HBH to the steel steps. Merc bangs HBH’s head on the steps and then rams him into the apron a few times. He hits a fallaway slam on the outside and covers HBH.

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HBH kicks out. Merc picks him and is about to ram him head first into the ringpost, but HBH wiggles his way free and pushes Merc into the ringpost. HBH takes advantage by banging his head on the apron and taking him down with a suplex. He pulls out a trashcan lid from under the ring and whacks Merc across the head with it. He then takes a few moments to regain his composure. By this time, Merc has pulled a fire extinguisher from under the ring. When HBH goes to pick him up, Merc fires it on HBH. Merc capitalizes by ramming him into the wall. HBH is knocked backward and falls down. Merc goes for another cover.

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HBH kicks out again. Merc picks him up, but HBH pokes him in the eye and rams him into the wall, knocking him down. HBH then heads off into the back. Merc gets back to his feet and goes after him. By this point, HBH is long gone, so Merc has to find him. He searches in every room he finds, but nothing turns up. He enters a room filled with EWT superstars like Koda Kazar, Dr. Insaneo, and Bolt Bacana.

Merc: Where’s Bret?

Bolt: He ain’t in here.

Merc: Well do you know where he went?

Bolt: I think he went that way.

Merc heads off in the direction Bolt gives him. He enters another room, this time filled with the ladies of EWT.

Merc: Did you see where Bret Michaels went?

Tanya Flaire: I think I saw him heading toward his dressing room.

Merc exits the room and keeps going until he finally finds HBH’s dressing room. A sick, sadistic smile comes across his face. He enters and finds Cherry sitting on a sofa. She notices him and starts screaming. Merc walks up to her and gets in her face.

Merc: *yelling* WHERE THE HELL IS BRET?!

Cherry: I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE IS!!

Merc: B****, YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME!

CHERRY: I SWEAR I DON’T KNOW! PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!

Then from out of nowhere, HBH attacks Merc, taking him down and stomping him into oblivion.

HBH: You think you’re the only one who can be sadistic around here? Ha! You ain’t seen nothin’ YET!!

HBH whips Merc into the wall and stomps a mudhole in him. Meanwhile Cherry is still screaming. HBH bangs Merc’s head on the TV several times. Next he breaks a vase over his head. HBH picks him up and tosses him out of the room. He pins him.

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2...

Merc gets a shoulder up. HBH picks him up and punches him some more. He finds a concession stand and bangs his head on the counter. HBH lays some more punches and chops on him.

HBH: Let’s do a price check on ol’ Merc, shall we?

HBH runs Merc’s head under the scanner device. It rings up “NO VALUE”.

HBH: No value, huh? I knew you were cheap. And now I’m gonna put an end to your cheap title reign!

HBH finds a table and lays Merc on it. He puts in some punches for good measure. Next he climbs some audio equipment. When he gets to a good enough height, he jumps down with an elbow drop on Merc, sending him through the table! The fans see the whole thing on monitors and are going crazy.

Fans: HOLY S***!!! HOLY S***!!! HOLY S***!!!

HBH slowly crawls over to Merc and covers him.

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Merc kicks out. HBH picks him up and shoves him onto an escalator going upstairs. Next HBH takes him into the stands and bangs his head on the steel rail a few times. HBH keeps on the offensive, but Merc starts to fight back. They make their way up in the stands and through the crowd, which is just as rowdy as ever. Merc gives HBH some elbows and bangs his head on the rail. A loud fan can be heard yelling “EWT TOTALLY ROCKS DOODZ!” Merc and HBH continue making their way up the stands. Then Merc takes HBH backstage. A shot of Merc’s face shows that he’s been busted open. Merc finds a table with coffee.

Merc: Now it’s my turn to play. How about some hot coffee?

Merc pours coffee on HBH, who immediately starts yelling in pain as the hot coffee touches his back. Merc then clears the coffee off the table and lays HBH on it. He gets on the table and performs a piledriver. Both men lay on the ground for a while. Then Merc turns over and lays an arm over HBH.

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HBH gets a shoulder up. Merc gets up and finds a camera laying around. He picks it up and stalks HBH. HBH gets up and is immediately back down following a shot to the head. Merc walks around a bit and finds a steel rod. A sadistic smile comes across his face. He picks up HBH, who by this point is also busted open, then hits him in the stomach with the rod. Merc then strikes it across the back, knocking him down. Merc walks around some more and comes across a rolling dumpster. He lets out a sinister laugh. He picks up HBH and puts him in it. Merc rolls him around, ramming him into various things. Next he finds a flight of stairs.

Merc: And now Bret, you’re about to take a nice little ride...STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

Merc pushes the dumpster down the flight of stairs. He does it again on the next flight of stairs. This time the dumpster is tipped over on its side and HBH rolls out. Merc picks him up and takes him into a bathroom.

Merc: Ha ha ha haaa, it’s SWIRLY TIME!!!

Merc dunks HBH’s head into the toilet and flushes. Then he tosses him out of the bathroom and covers him.

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HBH kicks out. Merc takes some time to catch his breath. After a few moments he goes to pick up HBH, but instead is hit in the gut with a sledgehammer HBH had been hiding. HBH delivers another shot with it to the head. Next he waits. Waiting for Merc to get back to his feet. Merc does, and HBH moves in for some Sweet Chin Muzak. But Merc catches his leg and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Merc picks up piece of rope and starts whipping HBH with it. He lands shot after shot across the back. He turns around and is all of a sudden met with The Finale by Ratings!

Ratings: That’s what you get for EVER messing with The Elite!

Ratings walks off, satisfied with his actions. HBH is slow to get back to his feet, oblivious to what just went down. He sees Merc down, slowly trying to get back up. When Merc is all the way up, HBH takes the initiative and hits the Sweet Chin Muzak, sending him through a glass window. HBH pins him.

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3! *Bell rings*

RA: Here is your winner, and NEW EWT Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!

*The ref helps HBH to his feet and raises his hand in victory. A few moments later he is handed the Tri-State title. Bloodied and beaten, HBH walks off, leaving Merc in a pile of heap*

[Toom E. Guci]

Joey Styles: We are about to see of high-flying action, The OX Title is on the line now

Lillian: The match is scheduled for on fall and is for the EWT OX Championship!

*"Fat Lip" by Sum 41 hit’s the arena sound system and out comes Bolt Bacana. He has his OX Title on his shoulder as he makes his way down the sides of the ramp slapping hands with the fans as he runs. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs on the turnbuckle right after and salutes the fans. The crowd pops with a huge cheer and Bolt makes his way to the other turnbuckle.*

Lillian: Now in the ring, your OX Champion from Chicago, Illinois, Bolt BACANA!

*Just as Bolt salutes the fans again, ICP’s-Halls of Illusion hits and out walks Deamon Cohln heads out to tremendous boos. He moves to the side and the fans yell at him. Deamon turns to one of them and yells back at him.*

Joey Styles: I guess the fans are not impressed with Deamon.

Lillian: And now entering, the challenger, from Milan, Michigan, DE-A-MON COHLN!

*Deamon charges into the ring and lays a forearm to the back of Bolt who is turned around.*

Joey Styles: Deamon wants to get this match started off and there is the bell.

The bell rings

Deamon continues his assault on Bolt by laying even more forearms to Bolt’s back as he hold him up. Deamon pushes Bolt to the rope and he bounce back to get hit with a dropkick from Deamon, knocking Bolt out of the ring. Bolt lands hard on the floor and Deamon moves towards the ropes near him. Bolt begins to stand as Deamon runs to the other ropes and bounces of them, he flies to the other side and leaps hitting a plancha on the now standing Bolt.

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Deamon flew! The impact of that!

Both of them are on the ground with Bolt having more of the damage. Deamon makes his way up and sees Bolt down. He picks him up and tosses him to the guardrail. Bolt reaches for his back in pain as Deamon walks his over to him. Deamon grabs Bolt by the head, but Bolt Counters! Bolt lands a few fists to Deamon’s gut. Deamon bends at the gut and Bolt punts him in the chest sending Deamon flying back. Bolt rolls into the ring to catch his breathe as Deamon begins to stir and get up. Bolt sees Deamon get up and bounces off the opposite ropes. He runs and hits a baseball slide to the face of Deamon!

Joey Styles: He almost took off Deamon’s head with that kick! How can he come back after something like that!

Deamon stirs as Bolt celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers. Deamon climbs back into the ring and Bolt picks him up by the head, but only to have Deamon hit him in the gut a few times. Deamon sets up the DDDDT! But Bolt pushes him off. Bolt bends to catch his breath, but not before Deamon can spin around and hit a enzugiri to the head of Bolt! Deamon goes for the pin.

1...
2. No! Bolt kicks out!

Deamon gets up visibly pissed off at the ref and begins to argue with him. Deamon finally gets tired of arguing and goes back to attacking Bolt. He lays on a few kicks and then goes to pick Bolt up. He takes Bolt lifts him and hit’s a spine buster! Bolt drops and reaches for his back. Deamon goes and tries to pick Bolt up again but this time Bolt shoves him off. Deamon goes back to attack Bolt but Bolt moves and Ole Kicks Deamon. Bolt, seeing his opportunity climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the Code Blue! He stands jumps and misses his mark as Deamon rolls out of the ring!

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! That may have just taken Bolt out of this match! How can recover!

Deamon walks around the outside looking happy with himself. Bolt begins to stir in the ring and Deamon climbs back in. Deamon goes to stomp Bolt, but Bolt rolls, Deamon tries again, but Bolt dodges again! Bolt gets up and Deamon throws a punch, Bolt duck and tries a punch of his own which Deamon bends away from. The crowd is going insane as Deamon and Bolt keep attacking each other and dodging those attacks. Finally, Deamon and Bolt throw punches at the same time, which they both catch, and push away. They end up on opposite sides of the ring staring at each other. The crowd is going nuts!

Crowd: HOLY S***! HOLY S***!

Deamon kicks Bolt in the back of the knee, sending Bolt down. Deamon attempts a kick to the back of the head but Bolt ducks, rolls, and kicks Deamon in the gut, knocking him back. Bolt begins to stand up but is hit with a massive clothesline. Deamon is visibly fatigued and calls for the DDDDT to end it. Deamon picks up Bolt, places his head under his arm, runs up the turnbuckle, spins and he is reversed! Bolt throws him off, sets up and hit’s the V. 2! Deamon is on the crowd, the crowd is screaming, Bolt goes for the pin…

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3! The Bell Rings! BOLT RETAINS!

*Bolt stands up and falls back a bit tired. The ref raises his hand in victory as "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 plays and the Title is given to Bolt.*

Lillian: Your winner and STILL EWT OX Champion. BOLT BACANA!

*Deamon begins to rise himself. He stares at Bolt, and Bolt has his eyes locked on him. Deamon…extends his hand out to Bolt. Bolt looks around, suspecting a set-up. But he grabs Deamon’s hand anyway and shakes. Deamon pulls Bolt closer to him.*

Deamon: This ain’t over by a long shot, that title will be mine.

*Deamon releases Bolts hand and move out of the ring, leaving Bolt to celebrate as we fade out to a break.*

[Toom E. Guci]

Announcer: And now ladies & gentlemen, give it up for Jesse & the Rippers!!!

If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I'd talk forever (together my love)
I ask the sky just what we had
Mmm It shone forever
(together my love my my my my my my my my my my my my my)
If the song I sing to you
Could fill your heart with joy
I'd sing forever (together my love my my my my)
(Forever)
(Forever)
I've been so happy loving you

(Do do do do do do do do do together my love)

Let the love I have for you
Live in your heart
And beat forever (together my love)
(Forever)
(Forever)

(I've been so happy loving you
Baby just let me sing it my baby
I wanna be singin' my baby
Baby baby baby my baby
I wanna be singin'
I wanna be singin' my baby
Oh oh oh oh
My my my my my my)

If everyword i said could make you laugh
Ide talk forever
(ahhhhh nanananananannananannnaaaaannaannaaaaanannannaaaooooooohhhhhhh)

(Forever)
(Forever)

Ill Be so happy loving you

[Toom E. Guci]

*Evil-sounding organ music plays as the attention of the outdoor arena is diverted to an ominous-looking Elevator Shaft, standing on its own. Smoke rises from the shaft as the door opens, the elevator itself appearing as evil as ever. A huge organ stands next to the elevator, being played by a large, grim, mysterious man. The man continues to play the organ in a somber, sinister manner as the crowd become silence in anticipation. As the elevator opens, The Fink steps out, clad in a twisted Bellboy uniform. The Fink steps out, and makes his announcement.*

Fink: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is your ELEVATOR TO HELL MATCH!!! The rules are as follows; in order to win, you must throw your opponent into the elevator, and press the button, allowing the doors to close whilst your opponent is still inside. And now, with no further ado, to introduce your participants for this event! Introducing first…

*Rammstein’s “Feuer Frei” hits as Holly Vaughn, clad in a huge cloak, makes her way out from underneath the bleachers!!! She climbs to the top of the bleachers, and then lets her cloak drop, covering the front row! She then drops down to the grounds, and rushes to the ring, sliding in! She stays on her hands and knees, blank expression on her painted face.*

Fink: Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada…she is the Dark Mistress, and the GND’s most psychotic Warrior Woman…”Lady Spectacular”, HOLLY VAUGHN!!!

*The crowd boo Holly as Holly looks indifferent to this. The crowd look to the entranceway as “Feuer Frei” dies down.*

*”She’s Got Issues” hits as the crowd cheer in anticipation! However, Carla O Woe does not make her appearance from the entranceway! The fans are wondering what is going on as…WAIT! Carla O Woe makes her way to the ring, having hid behind the organ, clad in a Giants jersey!!! She slides into the ring behind the waiting Holly, holding a baseball bat in hand!!! Holly turns…but ducks the bat and applies a sleeper to Carla, making her drop the bat!! Carla drops down with a quick stunner to Holly, and then trips the leg! Carla then picks up Holly’s leg…and drags it to the ropes, about to trap it like Holly would…Holly kicks at Carla with her free limb and manages to kick Carla through the ropes…Carla lands on her feet, and leans against the apron, catching her breath…Holly rushes at Carla with a baseball slide…Carla catches Holly, and swings her body to the guardrail!!*

*The crowd chant “CARLA” as Carla hops to the apron, and performs an Asai moonsault to hit the recovering Holly!!! Carla then unloads onto Holly with a barrage of punches and stomps! Carla picks up Holly by the hair, and sets her head on the apron! Carla then hops to the apron, and leaps onto Holly’s head with a leg drop…NO! Holly moves out of the way at the last second, causing Carla to hit the floor below!! Carla gets to her feet, and is met with a furious knife-edge chop to the chest and neck from Holly! Carla takes the blow…and then comes back at Holly with a chop of her own!! Holly, hit by the force, turns her back to Carla…before coming back 360 and hitting Carla with a discus punch!! Carla falls to the floor as Holly reaches below the ring for her patented shredded trenchcoat! The crowd boo Holly as she wraps the coat around Carla’s neck, and then climbs to the apron, dragging Carla by the neck…Holly then hops up to a turnbuckle, and drags Carla up in the air by her neck, hanging her as Carla kicks her legs!!! Holly eventually releases the hold, making Carla fall to the mat! Holly then leaps from the top rope onto Carla on the outside with a somersault leg drop!! Holly, now satisfied, takes Carla by the head, and pulls her toward the elevator! She then grabs Carla’s wrist, and sends her with an Irish Whip into the elevator…Carla jumps up, and sticks herself in the doorway to the elevator, ninja-style!!! The crowd cheer as Holly notices this, and hits a dropkick to Carla…Carla stays in place, and she twists herself around from her position to face Holly! Holly, irate at this, rushes at Carla…Carla leaps from her position into a hurricanrana to Holly, sending her into the elevator!! Carla drops from her position, and pushes the button…Holly dives out of the elevator in time!!!*

*The tension is building as Holly rushes Carla, only to be hit with a drop-toe hold, sending Holly’s face to bounce off the platform to the organ. Carla then picks up Holly, and bashes her head against the keys to the organ, each bash making a terrible distortion on the organ! Carla then throws off Holly from the organ as the organ player looks on solemnly…and Carla then proceeds to play the opening chords from “She’s Got Issues” on the organ as the crowd laugh and cheer! Carla then notes to the organ player “It’s alright, it’s still in tune...” only to be interrupted as Holly picks up a baseball bat that’s been lying around the arena, and smashes Carla’s knee with it!! Carla drops down to one knee, seething in pain, as Holly hits a dropkick to the same knee! The crowd give Holly some serious heat as she then drags Carla to the elevator, and places the leg inside the elevator door!! Holly then goes over to the button, and pushes it…Carla manages to get her leg out of the way at the last second, thus avoiding a crushing!! Holly, however, manages to retaliate by picking Carla up, and hitting a facecrusher on her to the elevator! Holly then picks up the baseball bat, and smashes it hard onto Carla’s back, before throwing her down to the mat…running up the elevator Matrix-style and leaping off with a moonsault onto Carla!!!*

*The crowd chant “GND!” at this as Holly goes to pick up Carla, and throw her into the elevator…Carla hangs onto the side of the elevator…Holly kicks at her and tries to pull her off the elevator door…Carla hits a back elbow to Holly, and Holly turns from it…Carla takes advantage by applying a waistlock and hitting a German Suplex, sending Holly crashing into the wall of the elevator!! Holly falls down to the mat, hitting her neck hard on the ground below!! The crowd chants “Holy ****!!!” as Carla goes to Holly, and applies a Bow and Arrow hold, applying pressure on Holly’s neck! Holly takes the hold with a fierce determination! She tries moving…but to no avail as Carla pins her down to the spot…Holly eventually gets an arm free to reach out…and grab a baseball bat, swinging it at Carla’s head, making Carla release the hold! Carla has been busted open from the attack as Holly relentlessly swings the bat over and over onto Carla’s head and ribs!!!*

*Holly finally throws the bat away, confident that Carla is as good as finished! Holly picks Carla’s body up, and takes it to the elevator!! Carla is about to be thrown in…but Carla hangs on...she bars herself from the elevator using her arms on the sides of the elevator doors!! Holly shoves, but to no avail as the crowd cheer Carla on!! Holly then decides that enough is enough as she takes a few steps back, and tries a spear…Carla hops up and lands on top of the elevator! Carla crawls up the elevator…Holly grabs Carla’s leg, and tries to pull her off, but Carla continues to lift herself on top of the elevator as Holly follows her!! The two women now get to their feet, and battle it out on top of the elevator with punches!! There is a lot of tension as Holly gains the upper hand, and pushes Carla to the edge!! Carla is about to fall…and Holly hits a dropkick…Carla hops back, and lands on top of the gigantic organ next to the elevator!! Holly rises to her feet…just as Carla leaps from the organ to the elevator, taking both Holly and herself off from the elevator with a flying lariat!!!!*

*The crowd chant “GND!” as Carla and Holly look out of it!! However, Carla rises to her feet, and drags Holly to the elevator once more…but then grabs her legs, and locks in the DEVIL LOCK!!! DEVIL LOCK LOCKED IN!!! Holly is caught in it, and has nowhere to go to, no ropes to hang on to!! However, she drags herself into the elevator, intent on pulling herself up using a corner of the elevator!! She drags herself and Carla to the corner of the elevator…and shimmies herself up using the sides of the elevator…Carla suddenly releases the lock, and then moves to the button, pressing it!!! The doors close…but Holly manages to grab the doors…and force them back open…Carla tries a dropsault…but Holly ducks it...Carla gets to her feet…Holly kicks her in the gut and lifts her over her head, ready to hit the Final Connection…Carla kicks her legs…and then gets them free, landing herself on the ground, lifting her body up and then hitting a neckbreaker to Holly!! Carla then drags Holly’s body…but then stops…and thinks…she then stomps once on Holly…before jumping up to the top of the elevator…and standing tall atop it, mimicking Spaz’s final move in HIS Elevator to Hell match against Eddie Omega!!! Carla then screams “YOU WANTED COLD, HOLLY? YOU’VE GOT IT!!!” before appealing to the fans, turning her back to Holly…and then leaping off with a terrific EYE CANDY from the top of the elevator, landing with a huge impact!! Holly then kicks Holly’s near unconscious body into the elevator…and hits the button!!! The doors close…and Carla has won!!!*

Winner: Carla O Woe!!

*Post match, smoke comes out from the elevator, and the Organ player is seen to rise his solemn head, and speak his only words.*

Organ Player: (In the most SINISTER way possible) GOING DOWN…

*The organ player then plays a complicated minor-key requiem as the elevator suddenly goes down, down, down…leaving behind a smoke trail. Carla takes a minute to breathe, overwhelmed by the fact that Holly will no longer bother her…and then she approaches the organ, and pushes the player aside…before playing “She’s Got Issues” on the organ!! The crowd cheer her for it as Carla appears to be enjoying herself!! We then cut to the next segment of the night…*

[Toom E. Guci]

LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a Fatal Four Way for the EWT Tag Team Championships!

*Movin’ On Up plays as Mr. Big walks into the arena with Curly Long on his shoulder.*

LILLIAN: Entering first…at a combined weight of 538 lbs…Curly Long & Mr. Big, the Midget King & Co!

*Mr. Big stops at the ring apron as Curly climbs off his shoulder and into the ring, and Big follows in behind.*

It’s all about the Pentiums, baby!

*As the music hits up, the Nyrds come out to the ramp and do their little dance.*

LILLIAN: And the opponents…at a combined weight of 347 lbs…Mike and Joel, the NYRDS!

*As the Nyrds slide themselves into the ring, Look at This Face plays as Billy Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula walk out in matching brown and green tights, as Moniqua comes out behind them, carrying FruFru in her arms. The crowd is clearly against them.*

LILLIAN: And the opponents…at a combined weight of 458 lbs, being accompanied by Moniqua & FruFru…Billy Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula…the Handsome Boy MODELING School!

*After the three get inside the ring, they stand full center, hitting a five second pose. Their music dies down, and lightning pyroes hit the stage. High Voltage begins to play, with Mike and Joe, wearing the tag belts proudly around their waists. They point out to the crowd, then walk down the ramp.*

LILLIAN: And their opponents…at a combined weight of 479 lbs…the EWT Tag Team Champions…Mike and Joe RAGNAL!

*As Mike and Joe get inside the ring, they take the belts off and hand them to the ref. The ref holds up the belts to show to the crowd, then hands them to the outside of the ring. The four teams stare down one another from a different corner of the ring. Eventually the ring is cleared and the teams go to their corners, save for Joe and Curly. Joe and Curly circle the ring for a while, until Joe decides to be an imbecile and get on his knees to tie up with Curly. The crowd laughs at this while Curly gets so frustrated, he gives a kick to Joe’s ribs. This knocks Joe to the ground and places his brother’s face in his palm in embarrassment. Curly then kicks at Joe’s midsection sever al times, then runs off the ropes and goes for a legdrop. Joe rolls out of the way, and Curly hits the canvas. This lets Joe get enough time to tag somebody else into the ring, and he selects Mike H. Mike runs in and hits a running bulldog to Curly, then follows it up with a standing moonsault. Mike H. goes to pin.*

1!2!

*Curly kicks out. Mike H. picks Curly up by the head, and whips him into the Nyrds corner. Mike H. tags Joel in, and the tow of then take Curly out of the corner and hit him with a double suplex. Joel then goes to climb one of the turbuckles, that being the HBMS corner. UC makes a blind tag that the ref recognizes, and Joel hits a moonsault to Curly, then goes to pin. The ref gets Joel off and explains how UC made the tag, and as this happens, Billy gets inside the ring, and they each grab two limbs, lift Curly high and then drop him back down. As the ref finishes arguing with Joel, UC makes the pin, and the ref sees it.*

1!2!

*Nope. Curly’s lucky to kick out again. UC picks Curly up and hits a belly to belly suplex, sending him into the direction of the Ragnals’ corner. Mike is able to get a tag out of Curly and gets inside the ring and charges at UC with a running dropkick. Mike then runs off the ropes and hits a senton splash to UC. Mike then decides to keep UC in the ring’s center, and puts UC into a Mexican Surfboard. This goes well for a while, until it gets to the point that Mike’s shoulders are now on the canvas. The ref sees this as UC getting a pin to Mike.*

1!2!

*Mike breaks up the surfboard just before the three, then kicks UC hard in the midsection. He picks UC up and whips him into a the Nyrds corner, then tags Hodgson in. Hodgson and Mike whip UC into the ropes, bending over in hopes of a hip toss. Instead, UC kicks Hodgson in the face and grabs Mike by the head and sends him flying over the ropes to the outside. UC looks down at Mike taunting him, while Hodgson is behind him and hits a backcracker (ala Carlito) to UC. Hodgson then climbs to the top rope of a corner, that being the Ragnals’, and leaps off for a super legdrop, and connects. Hodgson goes to pin.*

1!2!

*UC kicks out. Hodgson whips UC into the ropes, and unfortunately Big is able to make a blind tag. Hodgson looks scared as hell as he looks at Big. Hodgson tries to throw a few punches at Big, but they go with no effect. Hodgson tries a dropkick, and that doesn’t work either. He finally decides to run off the ropes and go for a running crossbody, but Big catches Joel and still stands tall. Big brings it in for a swinging sidewalk slam and goes to pin.*

1!2!

*A kickout by Joel. Big decides to let someone else have the fun and tags Billy in. Billy kicks at Joel’s midsection a couple of times, then hits a standing senton splash. Billy then climbs his corner’s ropes and dives off for an elbow drop and connects. Billy goes to pin for this one.*

1!2!

*Mike Ragnal runs in and pummels Billy off of Joel. The ref argues with Mike and tries to get him back to his corner. As this is going on, Billy calls UC in, and the two of them bounce off opposite ropes as Joel is standing up, and they hit a dropkick to Joel. They get up, bounce off the ropes again, and this time nail a double elbowdrop to Joel. When the ref finally gets through with Mike, he sees Billy go to the middle turnbuckle of his corner and waits for Joel to get up. He jumps off and nails a tornado DDT. Billy goes to pin.*

1!2!

*Joel kicks out again. Billy grabs Joel by the head and tosses him to Curly’s corner, where Billy tags the Midget King in. Billy and Curly both have their fun with kicking Joel against the corner to no end. Hodgson tries to get in to save Joel, but the ref turns his back to argue again. Big takes this chance to use his tag rope and choke Joel with it until the ref finally stops arguing with Hodgson. With him back in his corner, the ref watches as Curly climbs the ropes and hits a frogplash to Joel. Curly goes to pin.*

1!2!

*Joel kicks out once more. Curly tags Big. Big picks Curly up, and then the both of them drop down a 420 to Joel. Big picks Joel up and punches him several times in the face, then whips him into the ropes. Big waits for Joel to come back and gets ready for a boot to the face, but Joel is able to duck under it and stops right behind Big, then as Big turns around, Joel kicks him in the gut and looks to hit a hurracanrana, but Big is able to catch him with enough time and turns it into a powerbomb. Big goes to pin again, but before he can he catches UC and Billy mocking him. Big, deciding he’s had enough, takes out both members of HMBS, clotheslining the two of them right off the apron to the floor. The ref decides to go to the ropes to check on both members. While this goes on, Hodgson gets inside the ring and helps Joel up. The Nyrds spot Big and kick him in the gut, and connect the Contra Code. Hodgson goes back to his corner, and Joel goes for the pin.*

1!2!

*Big kicks out. Joel, being weak from the beatings he took, tries to crawl to the closest corner he can get to. That ends up being the Ragnals corner, tagging in Mike. Big is also crawling to a corner, tagging in Billy Ubermark, who is back on the apron after Moniqua helped him and UC up. Mike runs into the ring, as does Billy, and Mike gives him a clothesline. Billy gets up again and Mike hits with another clothesline. Curly runs in, and Mike gives a swift kick to the head. UC gets in this time, and Mike nails him with an armdrag. Billy gets up behind Mike and punches him a few times, then whips him into the ropes. With Billy looking for a hip toss, Mike stops right in front of him and kicks him right into the face. Mike then goes to the HBMS corner, where nobody is due to UC coming into the ring, and looks for the High Voltage, but Big is able to run over and shove Mike off the turnbuckle and down into the ring. HBMS takes advantage of this and force a submission move onto him. UC goes for the Boston Crab, while Billy goes for the Crippler Crossface. After a while it looks like Mike is ready to tap, but Joe and Joel come into the ring and kick them off, Joel dropkicking UC into the ropes. Hodgson gets in and goes for a bulldog onto UC, then tosses him off the ropes. As the ref tries to get the Nyrds out of the ring, Joe climbs up for a Cloudbreaker, but Curly’s there to give him a lowblow, knocking Joe off the ropes to the outside. Mike and Joel then spot Curly, and toss him to the outside over the top tope. Big gets into the ring now, and goes for a double clothesline to the two Nyrds, then picks up Joel. He sets him up for the HFD, but Billy comes from behind and clotheslines Big to the back of the head, knocking him and Joel out of the ring. Billy is standing at the ropes mocking Big, when suddenly Mike Ragnal comes from behind and hoists him onto his shoulders. Mike is ready to go for a Ragnalrok, but Billy holds onto Mike’s arm before he can spin him over, and Billy locks on the Crossface and takes Mike to the ground. UC gets up and grabs Mike’s legs for the Boston Crab. With nobody else to interfere, and no chance of reaching the ropes, Mike taps out.*

LILLIAN: Here are your winners, and NEW EWT Tag Team Champions…Handsome Boy MODELING School!

*And with that, UC and Billy roll out of the ring and up the ramp, with Moniqua rushing to them with their newly won and newly earned tag team titles. UC and Billy each take a title, holding it up as the crowd boos at them. As they head out of the arena with their arms held high, the rest of the competitors look up the ramp in shame, disgust, and quite possibly ashamedness.*

[Toom E. Guci]

"The following contest is a TLC match for the Girl's Next Door Championship!"
As The Fink makes the announcement you can see a series of tables, ladders, and chairs around the ring and down the aisle. The GND title is hanging high above the ring just waiting for someone to go get it. The crowd is already chanting "GND! GND!" in anticipation for the chaos that is sure to ensue in a few moments. After some build up "House Of The Rising Son" comes on and the crowd cheers on the first entrant.

"Introducing first, from Kyoto Japan! She weighs in at 135 pounds! Being accompanied to the ring by Penguin.........Miss Jackie Geisha!"
Penguin comes out first just to make sure nobody tries anything. Once he's satisfied that nothing will happen he motions for Jackie to come out. She walks out from behind the curtain, wearing a brand new kimono for her first ever title shot. A light with the Japanese flag is being shown so the red circle is in the center of the ring. Penguin holds the ropes open for Miss Jackie and she enters, doing a dainty curtsy for the fans. "Welcome To The Terrordome" comes on next and The Fink announces the next participant.

"From New York City, she is the 2006 Harlot Hunt winner.................D'Zee!"
D'Zee marches out and stops at the top of the ramp to glare at the crowd. She sneers and she adjusts the black tape that is wrapped around her right hand. She then marches down the aisle, occasionally giving a fan a contemptible look, then gets into the ring. She walks right up to Miss Jackie but Penguin gets in between the two before any thing can go down before the match starts. D'Zee backs off a bit but points at Geisha and says, "You're ass is mine." Suddenly "Senzafine" comes on as a frozen tundra is shown on the Toomitron and the third competitor is announced.

"Being accompanied to the ring by Ms. White, from Juneau Alaska! She is the Ice Queen...........Chrysta!"

The arena goes an icy blue as Chrysta and Ms White make their way from the back wearing matching fur coats. Chrysta seems cool as ever as she walks to the ring, not paying anyone any attention. As they enter the ring Ms. White applauds as Chrysta stands in the center of the ring, sizing up the two ladies already in the ring. Ms. White removes Chrysta's coat and leaves the ring. "Spit" comes on and the crowd pops for the fourth contestant. The Fink can barely get his intro out before Tanya runs into the ring and hops up on the turnbuckles.

"From Snootsville, Connecticut, here is..............Tanya Flaire!"
Tanya leads the "Spit!" chants from the turnbuckles as the lights flash red and yellow all around her. She hops off the buckles and runs over to the other side to pump up the fans on that end of the arena. Tanya hops off that end and stands in the center of the ring. She points to the crowd one last time as flames shoot out of the turnbuckles. After the pyro is done and the music stops Tanya gives Chrysta the skunk eye, then D'Zee. She goes over into a neutral corner to keep an eye on the other ladies as entrant #5 is announced.

"Next up, from Miami Florida! Rosa!"

"It's My Time" comes on and Rosa makes her way from the back. She heads down the aisle with a purpose but still slaps five with the fans. She gets into the ring raises her arms up to a big pop from the crowd. She glances over her shoulder to make sure nobody gets a jump on her, then takes the safest spot for the time being, in between Tanya and Miss Jackie. The lights go down and a green shimmering effect lights the ramp as the crowd is already chanting for the GND champion. "Maritime" comes on and Fink makes the announcement.

"From Kauai Hawaii, weighing in at 145 pounds! She is the current GND champion................Oceanic!"

With that she comes out from behind the curtain with a purple and yellow floral print sarong, and a flower behind her ear. She stands at the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd for a few moments then starts walking down the aisle. She gets into the ring and stands in the center, and looks up at her belt hanging over her head. As her music dies down the crowd begins another "GND!" chant. Oceanic removes her entry wear and looks all around at the five people she has to go through to retain. All six women are ready to go at this point, standing an exact distance from one another.

The bell rings. Oceanic, Rosa, Tanya, and Miss Jackie meet at the center of the ring and exchange handshakes to one another. D'Zee sneers at the idea while Chrysta just looks on emotionless. Suddenly D'Zee clobbers Jackie from behind with an ax handle sending her down. Chrysta follows suit and grabs Tanya's hair, throwing her down to the mat. Rosa comes up on Chrysta and the two begin to exchange punches. Meanwhile Oceanic does the same with D'Zee. Jackie gets up and joins Oceanic in beating down D'Zee as Tanya does the same with Rosa on Chrysta. The two heels get backed up against opposite corners by their face adversaries then whipped right into each other. The two ladies collide and stagger backwards. Chrysta turns and receives a double dropkick from Rosa and Tanya. D'Zee turns and she's downed after Jackie and Oceanic clothesline her. Oceanic and Jackie lift D'Zee up Atomic Drop style but unceremoniously dump her out of the ring. Meanwhile Tanya and Rosa simply throw Chrysta out. The crowd cheers on the fan favorites as they turn and look at one another and smile. Then Oceanic and Rosa run at one another and collide in the center. Jackie watches this and doesn't see Tanya coming at her with a flying forearm that knocks her down.

*Oceanic and Rosa roll around the ring trying to get the upperhand on one another. Rosa gets up first and tries to get Oceanic in a DDT but Oceanic reverses and throws her with a Release Northern Lights. Rosa hits and Oceanic is right on top of her, trying to lock in a Rear Naked Choke but Rosa squirms out of it. Both ladies get up to their feet but Rosa is first with a kick to the stomach. Rosa gives Oceanic a quick suplex and follows up with an elbow drop. Rosa picks Oceanic up and sends her into the ropes, but Oceanic ducks Rosa's elbow smash attempt and nails a Spinning Heel Kick on the rebound. Rosa stumbles up holding her nose but Oceanic sends her back down again with a Dragon Screw and locks in a Single Cross Crab. Rosa wriggles over onto her back and kicks Oceanic off and nips up. Oceanic goes for a Thai Elbow but Rosa ducks and delivers a T'Bone Suplex. Rosa measures Oceanic, waiting for her to stand up but without warning she gets blasted by D'Zee, who has grabbed a chair and rolled back into the ring. Oceanic sees this and dives towards D'Zee, but she gets a chair shot to the head as well. D'Zee kicks Oceanic and Rosa out to the floor, sneers, and holds the chair up as she extracted her revenge from being dumped out earlier. Meanwhile, at the same time this was going on........

*Jackie stands up and is immediately assaulted by Tanya with a series of punches to the head. Tanya scoops Jackie up and slams her down to the canvas. Jackie gets up to her knees and Tanya is right there but Jackie reaches out and grabs Tanya's legs and pulls. Tanya slams down to the mat and Jackie flips over and lands seated on Tanya's chest in a modified Earthquake Splash. While still seated Jackie lands a series of knife edge chops across Tanya's forehead. Jackie stands up and raises her arms to the cheers of her rapidly growing cult fan base but goes right back to work on Tanya. Jackie hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tanya and follows it up with a spinning elbow drop. Jackie goes to pick Tanya up but Tanya reaches up and grabs Jackie's neck, then kicks her in the head. Jackie goes down but is right back up again, but no matter as Tanya nails a running knee lift. Tanya goes to the ropes again but suddenly Chrysta reaches up and grabs the top rope sending Tanya flying over and crashing into the guard rail. Chrysta throws in a ladder and rolls into the ring. Jackie stands up just in time to be back suplexed right on top of the ladder. Jackie arches her back in pain. Chrysta grabs a hand full of hair and throws her out side as well. Chrysta picks the ladder up and looks to be going for the belt but she stops as D'Zee ends her celebration and faces Chrysta.

*Chrysta and D'Zee stare each other down while holding their respective weapons. After a few tense moments D'Zee rears back to blast Chrysta with her chair but Chrysta uses the opening to nail her right in her prone stomach with the top of the ladder. D'Zee drops the chair and doubles over. Chrysta drops the ladder and uses the opening to hit a DDT. Chrysta stays on top of D'Zee and stomps away on her with a quick series of boots as Ms. White cheers her on. Chrysta goes back to the ladder and sets it up. She climbs three steps up but D'Zee grabs the back of her tights and yanks her back down, driving a forearm into Chrysta's back as she falls. Chrysta is in pain but she gets back up and attempts a dropkick, but D'Zee swats it away. As Chrysta stands D'Zee blasts her right in the face with a Polish Hammer. The crowd yells "OH!" in unison as Chrysta hits the deck hard. D'Zee isn't finished with her yet though as she picks Chrysta up by the hair and puts her in a pump handle position but instead of lifting her for a slam D'Zee slams her taped fist to the base of Chrysta's skull with a Donkey Punch. Chrysta lands on the mat and grabs her aching head. She rolls out of the ring and Ms. White sees to her as D'Zee laughs. D'Zee then begins to climb the ladder in an attempt to take the belt. Step by step she gets closer to the top. D'Zee begins to reach out for the belt but she stops when she hears the crowd begin to cheer, which is strange since nobody cheers for her. D'Zee looks around and sees that Rosa, Tanya, Oceanic, and Tanya are standing on the top of each turnbuckle. All four leap off, catching major air, and dropkick D'Zee off the ladder with the Quad Laser. D'Zee flies over the top rope and lands hard on the concrete outside as the ladder falls over from the force of the blow. The remaining four ladies slowly stand up in the ring as the crowd once again begins a "GND!" chant.

Jackie and Oceanic square off as Rosa and Tanya go at it. Jackie and Oceanic trade stiff kicks back and forth, each daring the other to try again. Jackie suddenly tries a discus clothesline but Oceanic catches her arm and puts Jackie in a full nelson. Oceanic pulls Jackie over to the turnbuckles and slams her head into the top buckle while still applying the full nelson as the crowd counts with each thump. Meanwhile Tanya charges at Rosa but gets leapfrogged. Rosa ducks down on the rebound and Tanya jumps over her. Tanya comes off the ropes again and blasts Rosa with a turnaround elbow smash. Tanya throws Rosa into the opposite buckles and rams her in the stomach with a few shoulder blocks. Oceanic and Tanya signal to one another and whip Jackie and Rosa into one another with a meaty smack. Oceanic and Tanya then charge at the two dazed ladies but suddenly Jackie and Rosa duck down leaving Oceanic and Tanya going full speed and clotheslining each other. Rosa backs Tanya into a buckle and Jackie does the same with Oceanic on the opposite side. They both give their respective opponents a nice big "Whoo!" chop, then turn and run towards the opposite side and nailing a Stinger Splash, Rosa on Oceanic and Jackie on Tanya. They then turn, charge and Stinger Splash again, this time Rosa on Oceanic, Jackie on Tanya. Jackie poses for the crowd, which wasn't too bright since Rosa used the opportunity to bulldog her down. Rosa goes over to set the ladder up but she looks up and gets the way out of the way of a flying chair. Rosa looks around and another flying chair comes at her. Rosa looks and sees that D'Zee is back up and is walking around the ring, picking up chairs and tossing them into the ring. Rosa motions for D'Zee to come in but nothing doing. A fan starts jawing with D'Zee and she turns to tell the fan to kindly shut his face. Rosa uses the opportunity to hit the ropes and fly out with a suicide dive. But what Rosa didn't know was that D'Zee was still holding a chair and turned just in time to see her coming. Rosa flies through the ropes and D'Zee nails her with a major chair shot to the head. Rosa hits the concrete holding her head in pain. D'Zee smirks and holds her chair up as the boos sound off around her. Meanwhile, in the ring, Oceanic sets up a chair and hits the ropes. She jumps off the chair and sails over the ropes, taking the gloating D'Zee down with an Air Oceanic. In the ring Tanya grabs one of the spare chairs and hits the ropes. As Oceanic stands Tanya leaps off the same chair and flies head first over the ropes, opening the chair she's holding up and blasting Oceanic with it cow catcher style. All four women lay in a heap outside as Jackie now hits the ropes. Jackie is about to leap off the chair but she stops her own momentum and stands there for a second. She looks around and sees she's all alone. Jackie goes over to the ladder and sets it up. She begins to climb up the ladder but is shoved off by Chrysta, who makes a diving save. Jackie hits the mat as the ladder teeters over and falls on one of the turnbuckles.

Jackie stands up but Chrysta is right there to deliver an ax handle to the back. Chrysta sends Jackie into the ropes and nails her with a diving shoulder tackle, then begins to punch at her while she's down. Chrysta drags Jackie over to the corner and stomps on her until she's sitting. Chrysta gets her momentum going and runs into the corner, her knee making contact with Jackie's face. Chrysta then grabs a chair and places it so it rests against Jackie's body. Chrysta gets another running start and charges and connects again with the knee, driving the chair into Jackie. Chrysta looks over her fallen adversary as the crowd boos but she could care less. Chrysta makes the throat slashing gesture and picks Jackie up. Chrysta goes for a brainbuster but Jackie reverses and lands behind Chrysta, taking her down with a reverse DDT. Both women are down for a little bit but they begin to stir. They both rise up but Jackie is first on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Jackie sends Chrysta into the ropes and sends her flying with a back body drop. Jackie follows up with a dropkick right on the button. Chrysta hits the deck and immediately gets on her knees, begging for Jackie to back off. Jackie looks on incredulously at Chrysta, wanting her to get up and fight. But this was all a distraction for Ms. White to sneak up on the ring apron with a chair. Ms. White measures the oblivious Jackie and rears back for a chair shot. But suddenly Penguin reaches out and rips the chair from Ms. White's hands. Ms. White turns and sees Penguin holding the chair and shaking his finger "no". Penguin then chases after Ms. White and sends her backstage, following close behind. Meanwhile Jackie lays into Chrysta with some fists and body slams her in the center of the ring. Jackie runs off the ropes but on the rebound Oceanic meets her with a running super kick. Jackie staggers up but Oceanic kicks her in the stomach, then finds the set up chair, and gives Jackie a CST (StevieT,) on the face of the chair.

Meanwhile, Rosa slides into the ring and dropkicks Oceanic as she turns around. Rosa puts Oceanic in a Falcon Arrow and stands up looking for the ladder. She doesn't get too far as D'Zee enters the ring and decks her with big fist in the mouth. Jackie stirs and begins to pummel D'Zee from behind. Chrysta sees this and decides to enter the fray by kicking Rosa in the back. Oceanic stands up and jumps right into the dog pile. All five women stand in the center of the ring throwing punches and kicks at one another with no clear winner. Tanya Flaire sneaks into the ring, sees the ladder leaning up against the turnbuckles and she gets an idea. Tanya places her head in between the rungs of the ladder and lifts it up onto her shoulders. She begins to spin like a helicopter and one by one she takes out her competition. Rosa takes the first shot, Oceanic takes the second. D'Zee catches one in the head, Chrysta gets smashed and hits the mat, and Jackie flies backwards into a turnbuckle after getting smashed by the ladder. Tanya stops spinning but is dizzy (not D'Zee) and staggers around the ring. Finally she falls down and the ladder catches Chrysta and Oceanic right in the rib cages on the way down. Tanya clears the cobwebs and sets the ladder up. She begins to climb up but Rosa yanks her off. Tanya goes for a Yakuza Kick but Rosa catches it and throws her backwards in a capture suplex. Rosa waits for Tanya to stand up, measuring her for the Northern Lights Driver. Tanya stands and Rosa gets in position, but suddenly they are both crushed against the ropes as D'Zee tips the ladder onto the two popular faces. Tanya lands against the ropes as Rosa falls to the outside. Jackie rises up but takes a big boot from D'Zee for her trouble. D'Zee motions that she's had enough and goes to the outside. D'Zee sets up a table on the outside as the fans boo her. She gets back into the ring and grabs Tanya by the hair. D'Zee raises her taped fist to show her dominance over the rest of the GND Division. Unfortunately for her this is just what Jackie needed as she cannonball dropkicks D'Zee right in the chest, sending her flying backwards and landing backfirst on the ladder leaning against the ropes that she pushed over earlier. Rosa quickly climbs to the top turnbuckles and leaps off. She grabs the top part of the ladder and pulls down on it, sending D'Zee catapulting backwards up and over the ropes, her arms and legs flailing all the way as she flips and lands stomach first on the floor. Rosa picks D'Zee up and places her on the table. She then sets the ladder up outside and begins to climb to the top. Rosa leaps off and lands a Frog Splash on D'Zee, shattering the table right in half. Rosa rolls off the pile and holds her stomach as D'Zee lay there motionless and the crowd starts up a "HOLY S***!" chant.

*Chrysta rolls out of the ring and grabs another table and slides it into the ring. She sets it up near the turnbuckles and heads over to Tanya. Chrysta places Tanya's head in between her legs and signals for a powerbomb. She picks Tanya up and is just about to drive her into the table but Tanya begins to punch at Chrysta's head. After the sixth punch Chrysta falls backwards with Tanya on top, pummeling away on her. Jackie comes over pulls Tanya off of Chrysta, hitting a bulldog on her. Jackie signals that she's going to finish Tanya off and picks her up. Jackie goes for a German Suplex but Tanya blocks it. Jackie tries again but Tanya blocks again, then she begins to fire a series of elbow smashes into Jackie's head. Tanya suddenly jumps and nails Jackie with the Burning Wheel Drop. Tanya stands and grabs Chrysta by the hair. She faces the table puts Chrysta in the powerbomb position, and the crowd would like to see Chrysta go through. Tanya tries but Chrysta blocks, then picks her up and puts Tanya down with an Alabama Slam. Tanya lays on the canvas with the wind knocked out of her but Chrysta isn't taking any more chances. She places Tanya on the table, then places Jackie on top of her. Chrysta then places a new ladder on top of both and climbs to the top turnbuckles. Chrysta jumps off and lands the Falling Icycle, breaking the table and effectively taking Jackie and Tanya out. Chrysta rolls off the pile grabbing her backside as the move did some damage to her as well. Meanwhile, at the same time this is going on................

*Oceanic goes outside and throws Rosa, still nursing her injury from the Frog Splash, into the ring post. Oceanic then throws her back into the ring and follows in, kicking her in the head a couple times. Oceanic picks Rosa up, measures her, and blasts her with a jumping heel kick. Rosa hits the deck and Oceanic hits her with the Lionsault/double leg drop combo. Oceanic picks Rosa up and sends her into the ropes. Oceanic tries a King Kong Lariat but Rosa ducks it. Oceanic turns around and Rosa catches her with an STO. Both women are on the mat with a lot taken out of them, but it's Rosa who eventually makes the first move. Rosa hits Oceanic with an Owen Hart Driver followed by a big elbow drop from the second turnbuckle. She goes outside, grabs a nearby chair and sets it up in the ring. Rosa takes Oceanic and signals for the Northern Lights Driver. Rosa attempts the move but Oceanic knees Rosa in the side, loosening her grip. Oceanic gets a couple punches in but Rosa knee lifts Oceanic, doubling her over. Rosa gut wrenches Oceanic over and nails another elbow drop. Rosa goes up to the top rope and waits for Oceanic to stand up. Oceanic staggers up and Rosa leaps with a diving clothesline, but Oceanic side steps and Rosa crashes into the chair. Rosa shrieks and grabs her arm in pain as that is what took a majority of the damage. That's all Oceanic needs and she locks in These Arms Are Snakes. She knows she can't win this way but she hopes this will take whatever's left of Rosa out. Rosa kicks and struggles but she's not getting out. Oceanic keeps the hold on but looks over to see Chrysta hobbling up and picking the ladder up from the wreckage.

Chrysta sets the ladder up and starts to climb. Oceanic lets go of Rosa and begins to climb up the other side of the ladder. Chrysta and Oceanic take shots at each other through the rungs as they climb and they reach the top at the same time. They both trade punches but suddenly Oceanic catches Chrysta's arm and places it between the rungs of the ladder. Oceanic then wraps her legs around Chrysta's arm and hangs off the ladder with a modified armbar. Chrysta screams and pulls trying to get her arm away from Oceanic. Finally Oceanic lets go and nearly falls down to the mat but she catches herself a few rungs down and slowly climbs back up. Chrysta hangs by her dead arm but has not fallen off yet. Oceanic reaches the top rung and begins to reach up for her belt. She almost has the title but can't quite grab on to it so she has to stretch out further. Oceanic has one hand on her belt and can almost pull it down. Suddenly Chrysta pulls herself up with her good arm and violently headbutts Oceanic in the stomach. Oceanic gets the wind knocked out of her and doubles over. Chrysta punches Oceanic with her good arm then with a might shove pushes Oceanic off the ladder and she crashes hard on the mat below. Chrysta pulls herself up the ladder and reaches up for the belt. She gets a good hold on it and yanks it off the chord. The bell rings and the crowd is stunned.

"Here is your winner..............and NEW Girl Next Door Champion..............The Ice Queen, CHRYSTA!"

"Senzafine" blares over the PA as Chrysta sits on the top of the ladder, breathing heavily and clutching the belt with her one good arm. Ms. White runs down the aisle and enters the ring applauding wildly, not even trying to contain her enthusiasm. Rosa uses the ropes to stand up and sees Chrysta with the belt. The camera catches her mouthing, "Oh hell no." Oceanic is laid out on the mat barely moving after her fall. Jackie, Tanya, and D'Zee all slowly begin to stir but have had a lot taken out of them. Chrysta motions for Ms. White to climb up the ladder, which she does happily. Ms. White sits on top of the ladder with Chrysta and wraps her arms around her. Chrysta orders Ms. White to put the belt on her as she stands up and listens to the boos from the crowd, not affecting her in the slightest.

[Toom E. Guci]

*The bell rings once as the Elimination Chamber lowers itself onto the outside ring, with the aid of a gigantic crane. The chamber clinks into place as the fans start to make some noise for it as Danny Tanner stands tall in the ring, clad in shorts, a t-shirt, and a nacho hat. The crowd start to chant “GEN TECH!” in anticipation.*

Tanner: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time…FOR THE OUTDOOR ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH…for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! And now…please welcome the participants. Introducing first…

*The lights dim as smoke rises from the entranceway. The British, Swedish and Australian flags are shown on the Toomi-Tron flying in an unseen breeze as an announcer speaks over the top.*

Announcer: Loyalty…Respect…Ability. This is the code of the truly elite…the truly honorable…the ones who would bring their skills from around the world to compete not for fame…not for fortune…but because they are able. Through deception and betrayal, they have overcome much…but there will be nothing to hold down this generation…Generation…TECH!!!!

(#“RRRRRRREACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!”)

*Manson’s “Personal Jesus” blares loud to the outside “arena” as a Humvee drives out from the entranceway! The fans cheer wildly! With Limey driving, Spaz in the passenger seat, and Spyke sitting on top of the Humvee waving a Swedish flag, the fans give them a huge ovation! Limey and Spaz get out of the Humvee, and they wave around their respective flags as Spyke throws his flag into the crowd…and then breakdances to the delight of the fans! Spyke then leaps from the Humvee in a backflip to join Spaz and Limey in their entrance to the ring! A valet then reverses the Humvee back to the entranceway as the Fink introduces Generation Tech!*

Tanner: First, from Liverpool, England, he weighs in at 15 stone and is the current, reigning and defending EWT World Heavyweight champion…LIMEY!!! Next, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 pounds…SPAZ!!! Aaaand from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 225 pounds…The Swedish Dance Master, SPYKE JOHANNSON!

*Generation Tech observe the Elimination Chamber, and one by one, they enter it. Limey holds the title high as Spaz and Spyke climb a respective corner and appeal to the fans! Spyke then backflips off the turnbuckle and Generation Tech go to the ropes to await the arrival of the PTA…*

*The Toomi-Tron starts flickering and turns into black and white film stock of a university. Several graduates (indy workers with nothing better to do) come out, dressed in graduate robes and mortar hats, and make a line on the entrance ramp. “Pomp and Circumstance” hits, and we hear an announcement.*

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the PTA. Bachelors of…DESTINY.

*The graduates applaud politely as the PTA make their way out. All but the Canceler are clad in graduate robes and mortar hats. Eddie Omega chucks his hat off into the crowd and takes his robe right off, appealing to a loud chorus of boos. Virus and Principal Pain make their way slowly to the ring as Eddie Omega quickly gets into the ring, and stares down Generation Tech. Virus and the Principal disrobe and place their hats on the side before entering. The Canceler tries to enter the chamber, but he is stopped by referee Jim Blanc. The Canceler argues, but no dice. The PTA and Generation Tech stare each other down as the Fink begins his announcement.*

Tanner: And…from Dover, Delaware,…he weighs in at 235 pounds…PRINCIPAL PAIN…Next, from Washington D.C….weighing in at 260 pounds…EDDIE OMEGA!!! Finally, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 310 pounds…VIRUS!!!!

*The PTA Appeal to many choruses of boos, and a loud “**** YOU, VIRUS!” chant. Virus snobs off the hecklers as The Fink announces the rules.*

Tanner: Now…in order to halt any plans the factions may have been planning, Mr. Dangerously has opted to assign words, and not numbers, to the participants, thus allowing no room for predictability. The first two participants will be the ones who drew the words “PARIS” and…”BANANA”. After a total of ten minutes has passed, the one who drew the word…this is silly…”KLEPTOMANIA” will enter. After another ten minutes, the one who drew “ICEBERG” will enter…and after another ten minutes, the one who drew…I can’t believe this…”UWE BOLL” will enter. Finally, after another ten minutes, the one who drew “I’M CRAZIER THAN A COCONUT!ONEONEONE” shall enter. I should also point out that if you drew the word “TATU ARE MY FAVOURITEST BAND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!”, I have been told to announce that you are not involved in this match!

*The Canceler, furious at this, takes a piece of paper from his trunks, and rips it to shreds. Tanner leaves the chamber as the cells open. The chamber door closes as Tanner makes the final announcement.*

Tanner: Will the participants that drew the words “PARIS” and “BANANA” please remain in the ring, everyone else shall enter a cell!

*The participants pause…and then four men enter the cells leaving…Spyke and Eddie Omega to start things off. The cells close and the bell rings…Eddie immediately rushes Spyke with a wild display of punches and kicks!!*

*Eddie kicks Spyke several times, and eventually Spyke is leaning against the ropes. Eddie tries an Irish Whip…Spyke hits the ropes, and tries a springboard Lionsault…Eddie hits a dropkick, hitting Spyke in mid-air and causing him to crash down to the mat on his neck!! Eddie appeals to a loud chorus of boos! Eddie then picks up the groggy Spyke, and shoves him to the corner. Eddie rips the Swedish Olympic jersey from Spyke as the crowd boo him. Eddie then pulls his hand back…and hits Spyke with a merciless chop to the chest! Spyke takes the blow hard…but Eddie relents and shoves Spyke back once more, hitting another fierce chop to the chest of Spyke! Spyke holds his chest in pain, as Eddie backs off…then runs at Spyke to try for a Mafia kick…Spyke hops to the top rope, and leaps over Eddie, rolling to the mat! Eddie hits the cell instead, freaking out Principal Pain, the inhabitant! Eddie turns to the recovering Spyke, who rushes at Eddie, and leapfrogs him, landing on the top rope!! Eddie turns, as Spyke leaps off the ropes with a corkscrew moonsault…Eddie dodges this by rolling to the side! Spyke lands on his knees and tries to get up…EDDIE STOPS HIM WITH A JOE E LEGEND-ESQUE RUNNING KICK TO THE HEAD!*

*Eddie appeals to the crowd once more, who boo him. Eddie then drops to Spyke, and applies a front armbar submission, applying a body scissors to Spyke’s head and forming a figure 4 headlock! Spyke kicks his limbs…and drags himself to the ropes…getting his feet on the ropes…the Ref points out that there are no rope breaks…Spyke uses the ropes to climb up to his feet (Eddie’s headscissors still applied) and grab at Eddie’s limbs, leaping over his body in a bridge!!!*

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*Eddie kicks out, surprised by this! He gets to his feet…and is met with a dropkick from Spyke!! Spyke gets to his feet, holding his head, and hits a recovering Eddie Omega with a Japanese armdrag!! Spyke keeps the arm locked, and wraps it around his leg in an Indian Deathlock situation! Spyke then stands…and does a one-man poplock before dropping an elbow to Eddie’s back! Eddie is annoyed at this, and he grabs at Spyke’s ankle, tripping him! Eddie then moves his arm, getting the feeling back in it, before picking up Spyke, and hitting a chop to the chest! Spyke is hurt by this…but lunges out with a chop of his own!! Eddie absorbs the chop hard…but comes back with yet another chop! Spyke counters with another chop!! The two get into a chop battle!!!! However…Eddie’s expertise takes the advantage, and he forces Spyke back against the ropes! Spyke is leaning back against the ropes as Eddie chops him several times, making sure he stays there, before taking a few steps back, and rushing at Spyke with a flying lariat…SPYKE PULLS DOWN ON THE ROPES, MAKING EDDIE FLY OVER AND HIT THE HARD STEEL!!!*

*Eddie is shocked and is struck with a pocketful of pain! Spyke leans against the ropes, still suffering from the effects of the chopfest, as Eddie scrambles to his feet, his back stinging from the impact. Spyke then springs to the ropes, and leaps at Eddie…EDDIE CATCHES SPYKE AND CHUCKS HIM TO THE STEEL CHAINS!!! Spyke hits the chains hard and then falls to the steel below!!! Both participants are down, hurt, as the crowd chant “HOLY ****!!!!”. Eddie eventually rolls over to pin Spyke!*

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*SPYKE KICKS OUT!!! Eddie is exasperated at this, and he turns to the Canceler, who shrugs at this. Eddie picks Spyke up by the head, and chucks him through the ropes, before climbing in. Spyke tries to pick himself up by clinging onto Eddie’s tights. Eddie finds this amusing, and he swiftly hits a double underhook suplex to Spyke! Spyke lands hard on his back, and he scrambles up, before stumbling again into a belly-to-belly suplex from Eddie! Spyke holds at his back in pain…but gets slowly to his feet and glares over at Eddie Omega as the countdown to the Elimination Chamber is displayed! The countdown gets to ten as Spyke gets to his feet! He stares down Eddie as he helps himself to his feet using the ropes as the countdown reaches 5…

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*…The cell behind Spyke opens…IT’S PRINCIPAL PAIN!! Principal Pain immediately rushes out of his cell and hits Spyke with a neckbreaker from the steel to the mat onto Spyke!! He and Eddie Omega look at each other, and together they smirk. Pain indicates to Eddie, and Eddie locks a front Camel Clutch onto Spyke! Spyke struggles to get out of it as Pain runs the ropes and then hits Spyke with a baseball slide kick whilst Spyke is in the clutch!!! Eddie then picks up Spyke and throws him to the ropes. Spyke runs back as Pain and Eddie line him up for a double hip-toss…SPYKE DUCKS THIS!! Spyke then moves to the apron, and springs to the ropes, leaping off with a crossbody that hits Eddie Omega dead on…Pain dodges the attack, and intercepts Spyke on the recovery with a stomping series! He then locks in an armlock to Spyke, and then hits a hiptoss. Spyke seats himself, having hit his spine hard…and is met with a vicious chinlock from Pain, who keeps his knee digging into Spyke’s spine to apply pressure! Spyke tries to get to his feet…Eddie Omega then hits a boot to Spyke’s gut! Pain then applies a waistlock to Spyke…before hitting a German Suplex…and a Dragon Suplex…finishing the Satisfactory Suplex Series with the Tiger Suplex!! Pain goes for a pin!!*

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*Pain…deliberately breaks the hold, declaring that it isn’t over!! He motions to Eddie Omega, who stomps at Spyke as Pain goes to the Canceler to get a microphone! Eddie picks up Spyke and puts him in a full nelson as Pain approaches him with the microphone!*

Pain: This is great, isn’t it, you hopeless young hooligan? The price…of reality! You wanted to be a big star in EWT? Well you just made it big time! The spotlight is on YOU…as the victim of the GREATEST DETENTION IN HISTORY!!! You can really do that silly dancing…but it won’t help you against TWO of the greatest athletes in EWT! And now…I ask you…have you learned your lesson?

*Pain holds the microphone to Spyke…who SPITS IN THE FACE OF PAIN!!! Pain is taken back by this…and he slaps Spyke hard in the side of the head!!! Pain then motions to Eddie, who shoves Spyke into Pain…Pain then hits the SUSPENDER to Spyke!!! Pain locks the leg…*

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*AGAIN, PAIN DELIBERATELY VETOES THE PIN!! He then calls for the EXPULSION to a huge chorus of boos! Limey and Spaz are furious at this, and they curse Pain loudly from their cells! Pain motions to Eddie to pick up Spyke…Spyke can barely move…Eddie lifts Spyke high as Pain climbs the turnbuckle…Spyke drops behind Eddie and shoves him into the turnbuckle…causing Pain to crotch himself on the ropes!!! Eddie stumbles back…and Spyke catches him with a rolling prawn hold!!!*

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*Eddie is able to kick out! Spyke rolls to his side and tries to take a breather…Pain is consulting with the Canceler on the outside…and the Canceler hands him two chalky board clappers? Pain takes the clappers…and approaches the recovering Spyke, clappers in hand! He then swings one clapper at Spyke, leaving a mask of chalk to blind Spyke!!! Spyke drops to his knees and swings some wild punches around blindly as Pain drops the clappers and chuckles at Spyke’s predicament! Pain circles Spyke, and stomps into the ground to get Spyke’s attention! Spyke goes in the direction of the stomping…only to charge into a drop toe-hold from Pain! Spyke falls hard and hits his head on the turnbuckle padding!! Spyke turns himself over, and is seated against the turnbuckle! Pain then approaches Eddie Omega, and the two have a quick discussion…Pain then Irish Whips Eddie into the corner, as Eddie hits a dropkick to Spyke!!!*

*Spyke is in so much Pain as Eddie calls for the Omega Psi Slammer!!! Eddie picks Spyke up and seats him on the turnbuckle…Spyke fights back with punches onto Eddie…Spyke then hops to the top ropes, and leaps onto Eddie with a mushroom stomp…THEN ONTO PAIN WITH A HURRICANRANA!!! Spyke is exhausted after this as Pain and Eddie Omega get to their feet, rattled by this! They approach Spyke, but Spyke quickly escapes the ring and hops to the chains, climbing it, and then seeking sanctuary at the top of a cell (belonging to Virus). The PTA are stunned at this, and Pain smacks the back of Eddie’s head, before screaming at him to follow him! Eddie looks back at Pain, a little miffed, and asks why him. Pain screams “YOU SCREWED UP!!” at Eddie, who argues his point, all the while the countdown has come down to 5…

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*IT’S SPAZ!!! SPAZ STORMS OUT OF HIS CELL!!! Spaz charges at both Eddie and Pain, and he hits them with a double flying lariat! The PTA members get to their feet, and Spaz hits a snap suplex to Pain!! Eddie tries to intercept Spaz, but Spaz is having none of it, sliding to the mat, and taking Eddie down with a Boston crab!! Pain is at his feet, and he charges at Spaz to try and get him to release the hold as Spaz suddenly releases his grip, and hops on Eddie, to leap onto Pain with a hurricanrana!!! The fans cheer “SPAZ=CHAMPION!!” as Spaz screams victoriously! Pain, however, crawls to his clappers, and grabs one!! Spaz is distracted by Eddie as Spaz stalks Eddie ready for the Shockwave…Pain stalks Spaz…Spaz suddenly turns as Pain strikes with the clapper…Spaz dodges this and Pain accidentally hits Eddie!!! Eddie falls to the ground, and is blinded by the attack!!! Pain is stunned by this, and Spaz wastes no time in grabbing Pain, and hitting an Irish Whip to Pain! Pain runs the ropes…Spaz performs a leapfrog and Pain almost runs into a kneeling Eddie Omega, stopping just short!! Pain breathes a sigh of relief as Eddie, still blinded, feels around, then suddenly touches Pain…and immediately gets to his feet and hits a Perfect Plex to Pain!!!!!!

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Tanner: PRINCIPAL PAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!

*Eddie, upon hearing this, is positively amazed by this! He holds his head in his hands, and tries to get his sight back…Pain is just as amazed as he buries his head to the mat, and crawls ashamed out of the chamber! Spaz is amused by this, but he waits for Eddie to get up and lean back against the ropes. Eddie, tired, comes out from the ropes…and Spaz approaches him with a handshake!! The two, facing each other reminiscent of their battles for the OX Division championship, stare each other down as the crowd cheers! Eddie slaps away the hand, and tries to hit a dropkick to Spaz’s knee…Spaz steps back to evade the attack, and then drops a knee onto the back leg of Eddie before applying a grapevine lock!! Eddie, however, rolls to his side and kicks at Spaz, making him release the hold! Spaz gets to his feet, and is hit with a spinning heel kick from Eddie Omega! Eddie tries for a double knuckle lock to Spaz on the mat…Spaz arches up in a bridge!! Eddie tries to capitalize on this by forcing his body onto Spaz’s Bridge…Spaz keeps the bridge intact to a good pop!! Eddie gets to his feet…Spaz capitalizes in the knuckle lock by leaping onto Eddie and taking him down with a hurricanrana!!! Eddie scrambles to his feet, and awaits Spaz on the ropes…Spaz rushes Eddie…Eddie takes Spaz over the ropes with an over the shoulder body drop…Spaz manages to land on his feet in the outside, and he grabs Eddie’s head, hitting a chop to the chest! Eddie clutches at his chest in pain before Spaz turns Eddie around and leaps over him in a sunset flip…Eddie drops to his knees and holds onto the ropes in a pinning predicament!!!*

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*SPYKE LEAPS ONTO EDDIE WITH A BIG GULLOTINE LEG DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL!!!! Eddie falls to the ground, writhing in pain as Spyke gets to his feet, reeling from the landing! Spyke approaches Eddie, and picks him to his feet, calling for the SwedeDT!!! The crowd pop as Spyke gets his limbs around Eddie…Eddie stands his ground, and tries to drop Spyke with a powerbomb…SPAZ TAKES OUT EDDIE’S KNEES, and Spyke lands hard down onto Eddie!!! Spyke hooks the leg!*

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*Eddie kicks out, but Spyke and Spaz recuperate, and position themselves! Eddie gets up with the aid of the ropes as Spyke and Spaz hit a double hip-toss…Eddie manages to land on his feet! He screams “YEAH!!” for a second…then Spaz and Spyke take down Eddie with a double STO!!! Spaz then calls to Spyke, who goes to Spaz’s lift-up, and hits a corkscrew moonsault onto Eddie from the boost! Spyke hooks the leg once more!!*

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*Eddie again kicks out!!! Spaz, however, is not finished, and he calls for the frogsplash!!! Spyke drags Eddie to the corner as Spaz climbs to the top rope…but then Spyke protests at this, and stands in between Spaz and Eddie!! The crowd boo this…until Spyke points UP, and Spaz gets the message!! He then hops up to the top of the cell!!! The crowd give massive pop as Spaz leaps off with a frogsplash…the countdown is at five, however…and HITS EDDIE WITH A HUGE FROGSPLASH!!! Eddie is reeling…but the countdown reaches zero…and it’s VIRUS!!! VIRUS charges into the ring, and drags Spaz off Eddie before a cover can be made, and he takes down Spyke with a big boot!!!*

*The crowd boo Virus as Virus picks up Spyke, and sends him to the ropes! Spyke runs the ropes, and then rushes back at Virus, who lifts him to a Gorilla Press Slam, and then chucks him to the outside, making Spyke hit the chains once more and then fall to the steel mesh!! Virus taunts, and then approaches the aching Spaz, hurt from the frogsplash, and cockily kicks Spaz’s head! The crowd let Virus have a heap of heat as Virus picks up the nearly unconscious Eddie, and then picks him up with a Gorilla Press Slam…dropping him onto Spaz!! The ref counts!*

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*Virus suddenly pulls Eddie off of Spaz, claiming that HE wants the honors, and Virus then proceeds to cover Spaz!!!*

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*Spaz kicks out!!! Virus is shocked at this, as the fans cheer and chant “SPAZ EQUALS CHAMPION” loudly!!! Virus hits the mat in fury, and then takes Spaz by the head, and chucks him to the turnbuckle post!! Spaz hits the post hard, and Virus immediately makes it worse by pushing his foot in the back of Spaz’s head, keeping it applied to effectively squash Spaz’s head! Virus eventually releases the hold, and picks Spaz up, throwing him with a choke toss across the ring, like a sack of potatoes!! Spaz lifts himself up with the aid of the ropes…Virus charges at Spaz and hits a Mafia kick to Spaz’s head! Spaz falls through the ropes to the mesh outside!! Virus climbs through, and calls to the Canceler, who pushes a Singapore Cane through the ropes! Virus takes the cane, and hits Spaz hard across the back with it! Virus displays a sick grin as he strikes the cane to Spaz over and over again…suddenly the crowd pop as we see Spyke climb once again to the top of the cell!! Face bloody and with fury in his eyes, he starts dancing as Virus, confused by this, drops the cane and demands to know what the crowd is popping for. As Virus turns to face the cell, SPYKE LEAPS OFF WITH A DANCING STAR PRESS…NO!!! VIRUS CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A CHOKESLAM, MAKING SPYKE HIT THE MESH HARD!!! Virus goes for the cover!*

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Tanner: SPYKE JOHANNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

[Toom E. Guci]

*Spyke is hurt badly by the chokeslam as referee Jim Blanc guides him to the exit…Rachael Leigh Cook is there!!! Rachael sees to Spyke, tearfully, and supports him, taking him to the back. The crowd give Spyke his props as Spyke leaves the outdoor arena, having fought valiantly.*

*Back in the ring, Virus and Eddie Omega come together to see to Spaz. Virus picks up Spaz, and then looks at him, before chucking him to Eddie! Eddie catches Spaz, and then hits a facebuster to him, Spaz’s face hitting the mesh hard!! Eddie kicks Spaz’s body to it’s front before he climbs the chains and then leaps off with a moonsault onto Spaz! Spaz is hurt bad as Virus picks up Spaz’s body, and chucks it back into the ring. Eddie approaches Spaz…Spaz hits a drop-toe hold from the mat, and he hops onto Eddie with a front headlock…Virus stomps Spaz, before picking him up and putting him into a headlock! He goes over to Limey’s cell, and taunts Limey, proclaiming “WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW??”…SPAZ HITS A BACK DROP TO VIRUS!!! Eddie tries to catch Spaz off-guard, but Spaz counters with a leapfrog! Eddie turns back to Spaz…Spaz hits a Down Under DDT!!!! Eddie’s head bounces off the canvas, and he falls to his back! Spaz then performs a headspring, and he looks to the recovering Virus!! Spaz runs at Virus, and ducks a clothesline attempt by Virus! Spaz then applies a waistlock to Virus, and then hits a German Suplex!! Spaz then painfully gets to his feet, still applying the waistlock, and he hits a second German Suplex to Virus!!! Spaz then gets to his feet once more, and tries…Eddie Omega leaps at Spaz with a dropkick…Spaz releases the waistlock and ducks the dropkick!! Virus, now free from the waistlock, runs the ropes, and rushes at Spaz with a big boot…Spaz ducks and Virus hits Eddie instead!!! Virus exclaims “****!!!”…and is caught off-guard with a final German Suplex from Spaz!! Virus rolls to the outside as Spaz goes to Eddie, and performs an Irish Whip…Eddie counters, and chucks Spaz to the corner!! Spaz hits his back hard as Eddie rushes at Spaz, and hits a calf kick to Spaz, making Spaz fall to the mat!! Eddie then picks Spaz up, and shoves him to the corner, unleashing a whole CASE of Pi Kappa Slappa to Spaz!! Spaz falls to the mat as Eddie grabs Spaz’s head and proclaims “I WAS ALWAYS BETTER, SPAZ!!! I WAS ALWAYS BETTER!!!!” Eddie kicks at Spaz, and hoists him up, before kicking at him, making him take “THE PLEDGE!”. Spaz is hurt bad by Eddie, and Eddie finally decides to put Spaz out of his misery with the Omega Psi Slamma! Eddie lifts Spaz to the top rope, and then hops to the turnbuckle…SPAZ SUDDENLY COMES OUT WITH A SUPER SHOCKWAVE!!! Spaz goes for the cover as Virus notices, but doesn’t get there in time!!*

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Tanner: EDDIE OMEGA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

*Eddie, having survived the chamber for so long, is directed to the exit. Pain is there, and he looks disappointed in Omega. The two PTA members head to the back as the Canceler stays to provide the “moral support” to Virus.*

*Spaz stares down the recovering Virus as Virus, stunned by Spaz’s resilience, looks around…and recovers the Singapore Cane!!! Virus, now satisfied he has the advantage, gives the “bring it” gesture to Spaz…unaware that the countdown has now reached 0…*

*LIMEY IS OUT!!! Limey leaves his cell sharp and gets to the ring! He sees to Spaz, and the two shake hands…before charging to the ropes, both coming off with a double springboard plancha to Virus!!!! Virus is brought down, having dropped his Cane!! He gets to his knees as Limey and Spaz do another springboard…and hit Virus with a double dropkick to the head!!! Generation Tech have the huge advantage as Limey picks up Virus, and shoves him to an empty cell!! Limey then drops to all fours as Spaz runs up to Virus, and leaps off with a Poetry in Motio...Virus dodges out of the way, meaning Spaz hits the cell!! Limey gets to his feet, only to be kicked in the gut by Virus!! Virus puts Limey in preparation for a piledriver…Limey lifts Virus up and spins him 180 degrees for a spinebuster!! Limey then gets to his feet, and throws up the horns…the Canceler reaches in from the outside and trips Limey, meaning Limey falls to the hard steel mesh!! Virus gets to his feet, and takes Limey by the head, throwing him into the ring! Virus then climbs to the top rope…and leaps onto Limey with a shooting star…Limey gets his knees up, and Virus hits them hard, landing back on his feet, clutching his gut…Spaz, having climbed the top rope that Virus had, leaps onto Virus with a diving bulldog!!! Limey and Spaz then look at each other, then run the ropes at opposite sides to Virus, hitting a double rolling senton to Virus…then a double standing moonsault!!!*

*The crowd pop for Gen Tech like there’s no tomorrow as Limey points to Spaz and exclaims “SHOCKWAVE!!!” The crowd pop as Limey picks up Virus, and kicks him in the gut!! Spaz then goes to lift up the 350 pounder, when Limey goes to the top rope! Gen Tech mean to hit the first ever SPIKE SHOCKWAVE!!! Spaz then goes to lift up Virus…Virus suddenly hits a back body drop to Spaz…sending him crashing into Limey!!! Spaz falls down hard onto his upper back as Limey, stunned by the impact, falls down onto the mat, as Virus is getting to his feet! Virus, now enraged, pushes Spaz out of the way, and sees to Limey, picking him up by the head, and hitting a headbutt to him! Limey drops to one knee as Virus backs off…then hits a scissor kick to Limey!!! Virus goes for the pin!*

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*Spaz breaks up the pin!! Virus, angered at this, grabs Spaz by the throat…Spaz counters by jumping onto Virus’s arm with an armbar…and a crossface!!! Limey sees this, and then locks in a sharpshooter to Virus’s free limbs!! Virus is now trapped in the Stu Hart Special, screaming in pain as the fans erupt into a frenzy of cheers!!! Referee Jim Blanc sees to Virus, asking him if he wants to quit…Virus responds by grabbing Blanc by the collar, and pulling him down onto the steel mesh outside, separating Blanc’s shoulder!!! Virus tries to fight out of it…something flies at Spaz…THE CANCELER CHUCKS SOME CHALK AT SPAZ’S EYES!! The piece of chalk hits Spaz’s eye, and Spaz falls off Virus!! Virus then takes advantage of the situation by pushing his limbs hard, chucking Limey off! Limey lands by the corner as Virus rushes at Limey with a shoulder tackle…Limey hits a moonsault off the second rope over Virus! Virus stops short of the turnbuckle as Limey runs to Virus with a Yang-style moonsault kick!! Virus comes out of the corner…and Limey hits a back body drop to Virus!!!*

*Limey, concerned about Spaz, goes to him, and gets him to try and open his eye. Limey then, furious at Virus, goes to him, and stomps at him, before picking him up, and hitting an Irish Whip! Virus hits the corner as Limey comes out with the Mark III handspring elbow!! Limey then grabs a hold of Virus’s head, and calls for the super TWIST O’ LIME!! Limey hops to the top rope, and brings Virus with him…Virus punches Limey in the gut, and lifts him to the top of the cell!!! Virus then follows Limey, and both stand on top of the cell! The two exchange furious punches until Virus suddenly captures Limey and hits an INFECTION THROUGH THE CELL!!! THROUGH THE CELL!! THROUGH THE CELL!!!!!!! LIMEY HAS SUFFERED AN INFECTION RIGHT THROUGH THE CELL OF THE CHAMBER!!!!*

*Limey is out of it as Spaz tries to come to his friend’s rescue…however, the Canceler quickly slams the door of the cell shut, and holds it shut with both hands as Spaz bashes his hands on the cell door as Virus makes the pin! Replacement ref Kim Blackman enters the cell to count the pin as Jim Blanc is wheeled away!*

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Tanner: LIMEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!

*Limey is no longer the EWT World Heavyweight Champion as Virus stands tall over Limey’s body! Spaz and Virus, separated by the cell door, stare each other down! Spaz yells at Canceler to open the door, but to no avail. Virus flips Spaz the bird as the Canceler holds the door closed…*

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*IT’S GASOLINE!!!!! GASOLINE TAKES OUT THE CANCELER WITH A CLUB TO THE BACK!!!! Virus is amazed at this as Gasoline takes down the Canceler with some furious punches, and then rams Canceler into the steel chains!!! Gasoline then takes Canceler to the bleachers, and several cheering fans get out of his way! Gas then holds Canceler between his legs and proclaims “GENERATION TECH IS RUNNING ON GAS POWER!!!!!” before lifting Canceler up and hitting the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE BLEACHERS!!!! The outdoor arena cheers madly, chanting “GASOLINE!” as Gas approaches the Chamber! Virus points at Gas in a frenzy and threatens him not to open the cell door…Gas flips Virus the bird, and opens the cell door!!! Virus is met with the fury of Spaz, who rushes into the cell, and grabs Virus by the head, pulling him out! Virus gets to his knees, and pleads Spaz for a time-out…Spaz is having none of it as he charges at Virus, and hits a Shining Wizard!! Virus hits the mesh as Spaz leaps from the second rope onto Virus in a lionsault!!! Spaz then turns to the cell, and drags Limey out, before leading him to the exit. Limey is hurt and disappointed, but appreciative as he exits the chamber. Spaz then turns his attention to Virus…VIRUS HITS A LOW BLOW TO SPAZ!!! Virus then gets to his feet, and sets Spaz up for the Infection…GASOLINE TRIPS VIRUS FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!*

*Virus, hurt by this, crawls to the ring…but Gasoline pulls on Virus’s limb, and pulls him to the chains…crotching Virus when there is no more room to pull!! Virus screams high-pitched as Spaz grabs Virus by the head, and slides him to the ring, grazing Virus’s face!!! Spaz then enters the ring, and grabs Virus, picking him up for a suplex! Virus is heavy…but Spaz hits it! Spaz then does the limb-twisting, and gets to his feet to hit another suplex!! Spaz, though tired as hell, twists his limbs and hits the final suplex to Virus as the crowd chant “SPAZ=CHAMPION!!” Spaz crawls onto Virus, and makes the cover!*

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*Virus is able to get the shoulder up! Spaz cannot believe this, but then calls for something drastic as he performs an Irish whip to Virus! Virus hits the corner as Spaz charges at Virus…Virus comes out with a big boot to Spaz! Spaz hits the mat hard as Virus picks Spaz up, (although dizzy and woozy) and seats him on the turnbuckle, before lifting him up AGAIN to the top of the chamber! Virus then climbs to the top of the chamber, and grabs Spaz by the throat!!! Virus grins, and asks “Déjà vu?” to Spaz…but Spaz is not about to go the same way Limey did! Spaz kicks hard at Virus, and eventually Virus releases his grip…Spaz backs off, and then hits a dropkick to Virus…VIRUS FALLS FROM THE CELL TO THE MAT BELOW, LEAVING A VIRUS-SHAPED HOLE IN THE RING!!!*

*The crowd chant “HOLY ****!!!” as Spaz takes a breather…Generation Tech come out from the entranceway, Spyke and Limey are both badly hurt, but they have come out anyway to see to Spaz! Spaz calls to Limey, asking for his “flag”…Limey complies, and chucks Spaz’s Australian flag up to Spaz through the chains…Spaz grabs it, and pulls it though to the chamber! Spaz then takes the flag from its pole, and wears it around his neck like a cape! He then stands on top of the cell, and points down at Virus, before leaping off from the cell with a frogsplash!!! FROGSPLASH CONNECTS!!!! Spaz, covering Virus, is able to hook the leg as referee Kim Blackman counts the pin!*

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Winner, and NEW EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: SPAZ!!!!!

*The crowd get to their feet as “Party Starter” hits!! Generation Tech (including the newest member, Gasoline), enter the ring, and help Spaz to his feet! Referee Kim Blackman hands Spaz the Championship as Spaz, tears in his eyes, drops to his knees and accepts the belt. He clutches it to his chest as confetti shoots from confetti shooters outside the ring!! EMTs rush to the ring, and lift Virus from the crater in the middle of the ring. Virus is lifted out, and supported as he makes it to the back! Spaz, however, decides to celebrate in the best possible fashion! He and Generation Tech go to the outside of the chamber and scale it! Spaz rests the EWT World Heavyweight Championship on top of the chamber, before bowing to it, and lifting the Australian Flag over his head in glory!! Gasoline then picks up Spaz onto his shoulders as Spyke hands Spaz the title!!! Spaz, tears in his eyes, is now the EWT World Heavyweight Champion as Generation Tech applaud him and give him his dues! The show ends with Generation Tech, and the new champion, standing tall on top of the Chamber!!*

©EWT 2006.