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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 12, 2005 20:34:39 GMT -5
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 12, 2005 21:05:06 GMT -5
*Joe Ragnal is backstage, holding his EWT Tag title over his shoulder, as he talks into his cell phone.*
JOE: He's here? You're sure it's him? Okay, good, just make sure Pain doesn't see him, alright?
*Joe hangs up the phone. Mike, with his tag title, walks up to his brother.*
MIKE: Hey, is he here?
JOE: Yeah, they just called.
MIKE: Alright, good. This better be good.
JOE: You're sure he can help prove Pain wrong?
MIKE: Honestly...I dunno. But hey, we gotta get ready for our match.
JOE: Right. How's Linda doing?
MIKE: Nothing major. Just a flesh wound. Still can't believe HBH did that...
JOE: Well, hey, Gasoline did help.
MIKE: Only because of what HBH and Rosa did. But still, you're right.
*Mike and Joe walk off. Fade to black.*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Nov 12, 2005 21:36:54 GMT -5
Joel and Mike sit backstage, both playing Game Boy.
Joel: Wow, can you believe it? Toom E is back.
Mike: Yeah, where's he been?
Joel: Vacation, I think.
Mike: Wait, remember what he said? He said he's going to fire guys.
Joel: So? It's not like he's going to fire us. Cuz...it's not like we did anything. Did we?
Mike: Well, there was that one month or so that he really hated us.
Joel: ...Oh crap.
Mike: Relax. We're gonna play it cool, and if we're lucky, we can see the light of another day. Or maybe we'll get fired.
Joel: ...I don't feel like playing Game Boy right now.
Mike: Yeah you do.
Joel: ...Yeah.
Joel continues playing Game Boy.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Nov 12, 2005 23:58:02 GMT -5
<Shane Douglas runs around the back searching for an interview>
SD: Errm.... Uhh.... YOU!!
Yeah You!
Lemme talk to ya!
<The Camera rolls right and we see a man in a white tuxedo>
SD: Yeah! Yeah, you! c'mere!
<The man stands there, and slowly looks towards Shane>
SD: What... uhh.... who are you?
Man: You don't know me? You don't know this face? Oh Shane... Answer me this....
Can you put a price.... on peace?
SD: Oh, umm that "revolutionary"... Che Guevarra?
Man: Carl Guerrero.
SD: Oh yeah...
Carl: Anyways...
SD: Oh umm... Toom's back.
Carl: Ok. And?
SD: He's back!! And he's doing some major overhauls.
Carl: Wow. This Interview kinda sucks.
SD: What?!
Carl: I said... Wow. This interview sinda... kucks.
SD: Oh. What do you think about Toom's return?
Carl: Well... think about it this way, If there's any chance that I could bring peace easier to the EWT... then it'll be great. In fact, I'm going to go see him.. right now!
<Carl walks away>
<Carl comes back>
Carl: Oh, and Shane... I've got a Meeting with the Nyrds.... Goodwill... and GOOD DAY!
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 13, 2005 0:38:25 GMT -5
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the EWT Tag Team Championships!
*Harlem Heat’s music plays as Booker T and Stevie Ray enter and head down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: Entering first is the team of Booker T and Stevie Ray…Harlem Heat!
*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe, the EWT Tag titles around their waists, enter and head to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And the opponents…they are the EWT Tag Team champions…Mike and Joe RAGNAL!
Mike and Joe slide into the ring, and the two teams stare as the Ragnals take off their belts. They hand them t the ref, and Mike and Booker start the match. They circle around the center and lock up. Booker kicks Mike in the gut, and Booker bounces off the ropes, going for a Scissors Kick, but Mike moves out of the way, and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Mike kicks at Booker’s gut a few times, and does a standing moonsault on top of him. Mike tags Joe in, and Joe springboards over the ropes, and lands a leg drop on Booker. Joe picks Booker up, and whips him into the ropes, which Stevie Ray reaches over for a blind tag. Joe attacks Booker with a flying forearm, then Stevie kicks at Joe as he gets up. Stevie kicks at Joe’s midsection, bounces off the ropes and hits the Scissors Kick, but Joe lands on top of his head. Stevie botched the Scissors Kick! Mike tries to get in as Stevie goes for the pin, but the ref tries to keep him from getting in. Stevie goes to the ref and tries to get him off Mike’s case, and Joe is getting up slowly, grabbing onto his neck. Joe grabs Stevie, turns him around, grabs his head into a headlock, and lands the Windfall on Stevie. Joe gets up, grabs his neck still, and goes to pin Stevie.The ref finally sees this.*
1!2!
*Booker comes from behind and pump handle slams Joe in the neck from behind. Joe grabs his neck as Booker whips him into the ropes, and before he can run at Joe, Mike turns Booker around and punches at him. Joe grabs the ropes, and hits an Enziguri on Booker. Mike picks Stevie up, and the Ragnals hit the Thunder Cracker! Mike slams Stevie down for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and the ref hands Mike and Joe their tag belts. As they walk up the ramp, Joe grabs his neck, and Mike asks if he’s alright. Joe tells him he’s fine, and the screen fades to black.*
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Post by pta on Nov 13, 2005 1:25:54 GMT -5
Principal Pain is seen backstage, heading out towards the ring in his gold trunks. Hoss Matthews steps in front of him.
Hoss: Excuse me... Pain? Care to comment on your ladder match against your mystery opponent?
Pain glares and shoves Hoss aside.
Pain: Out of my way peon... I have a tag title shot to secure.
The camera cuts to the ring, where above the ring, a suitcase is being hung via a chain, inside of which is a contract guranteeing a title shot at the EWT Tag Team Championships.
Soon Pomp and Circumstance starts up and Principal Pain walks out to the ring, obviously not happy about the match stipulation.
Announcer: The following contest is a Ladder Match! The first person to reach the suitcase at the top of the ladder will be declared the winner. If Principal pain retrieves the suitcase, he and Canceler will secure their title shot. If the mystery opponent claims it however, the P.T.A. will lose their number one contendorship!
Pain continues making his way down to the ring, he didn't even bother wearing a suit this time.
Announcer: Introducing first, From Snootsville University, weighing in at 235 pounds, He is the Founder of the P.T.A. Principal Pain!!!
The crowd cheers loudly, mainly because they'll finally get to see Pain be humiliated in a match. He slowly enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
Announcer: And introducing... the MYSTERY OPPONENT...
There's a rather long pause, when suddenly, RAZOR RAMON's music starts up and he walks out to the ring for a huge pop! Pain looks like he's seen a ghost.
Announcer: And from Miami Florida, weighing in at 280 pounds, Razor... Ramon!!!
Razor Ramon walks down the ramp rather quickly, looking forward to this match quite obviously. He quickly slides into the ring and gets into his corner, looking across at Principal Pain. Soon, the referee walks over to a blindfold and ties it around Pain's eyes. The principal reluctantly lets him do so.
Soon the bell rings and Razor starts things off immediately, running forward and attempting a clothesline, but Pain somehow, as if hearing the footsteps, manages to move out of the way, Razor's ehad bouncing off the turnbuckle. Pain then instinctively turns to where he thinks Ramon is and starts letting forth some stiff chops to his chest, luckily for him, he's facing the right way.
Razor groans a bit and holds his slightly sore chest, as Pain backs up and runs forward, going for a low blow kick to Ramon, but fortunately Razor moves out of the way and Pain instead kicks the padding on the turnbuckle. Thinking he's got Razor down, he immediately runs forward attempting a dropkick, but there's nobody home and Pain simply falls flat on his face. You can hear the crowd laughing a bit, as Razor lets out a chuckle himself.
He immediately walks over and lifts up Pain, whipping him forward into a ladder in the middle of the ring. The thing falls over and Pain falls backwards. Razor quickly goes over and lfits up the fallen ladder and sets it on an unaware Pain's chest, then leaps up and lands atop of it and Pain with a powerful leg drop.
Pain yelps out in pain as Ramon quickly gets back up, lifting him to his feet once again and grabbing him for a manhattan drop, the Principal groaning and bouncing up and down, holding his now sore area. Razor immediately runs forward and connects with a big boot to Pain's face, sending him back down to the mat. The crowd cheers again, enjoying every minute of this Pain slaughter fest.
As Pain slowly rises up, still pretty much blind, he feels some hard slaps to the back of his head from Razor. He quickly turns around, luckily facing him. He wraps his arms instinctively around Razor and goes for an overhead belly to belly, sending Razor flying and crashing right atop of the fallen ladder nearby. Ramon screams in pain as he connects with the ladder, sitting up and holding his now sore back. Pain turns around, now knowing where Razor is... as well as the ladder. He walks over and picks it up, blindly positioning it right under the suitcase. But merely by luck.
Pain then takes advantage of Razor's Misfortune and starts climbing up the ladder, as well as he can. He's almost at the top when Razor slowly rises to his feet, climbing up behind him and grabbing his waist, then leaping off for a back bodydrop right off the ladder to the mat. Pain goes down hard and groans a bit, Razor not too healthy either now, thanks to the earlier belly to belly.
The two slowly rise to their feet. Pain then feels around him, trying to find Razor, but to no sucess. Ramon however, has absolutely no problem finding Pain. He grabs him again and lifts him up for a powerful Fall Away Slam, taking Pain back down to the mat and doing further damage to his back. He groans more and holds the sore area. Razor gets back to his feet, walking over and positioning the ladder right underneath the suitcase. He quickly starts climbing up, near the top as well.
Pain however is back up on his feet now. He can hear the footsteps of Razor and instinctively runs forward, shoving the ladder hard. Again by luck. Razor doesn't notice as he reaches for the suitcase, only to start plummeting backwards and crashing right out of the ring. He groans more, his own back almost broken in half by the move. The crowd boos angrily at Pain.
Meanwhile, the principal reaches down and tries to find the ladder, and luckily does. He then carries it over to where he heard Ramon crash, setting the ladder up against the ropes. He then exits the ring, trying to find Ramon's body, and does as well, again by pure luck. He slowly lifts him up and props him up as well against the ring. Pain then reenters the ring, grabbing the ladder and placing it against Ramon's back, sideways.
Pain then, jsut to make sure... feels aroudn for both Ramon and the ladder. Finding both, he immediately runs backwards, bouncing off the ropes and sprinting forward, then going for a baseball slide kick, hitting the ladder and Ramon's back. Razor again falls down hard, holding his even more injured back now. Pain slowly rises to his feet again, holding his slightly sore legs in pain a bit. He takes a short breather, then climbs out of the ring again, reaching down for the ladder, feeling Ramon first, then the ladder. He picks it up and slides it back into the ring.
Pain then sets the ladder back up once again, but apparently he's forgot where the suitcase is, placing the ladder a bit too far away for him to reach the ladder. Not noticing though, he immediately starts climbing up the ladder, reaching the top. He smirks, thinking he's going to come out on atop and starts feeling around for the suitcase. Instead, he finds... air.
The crowd starts laughing again. Pain eventually realizes he put the ladder in the wrong place. Angrily tugging at his hair in frustration, He starts to climb down.
By now, Ramon is back in the ring. He sees Pain climbing and notices how close he is to the ropes. He quickly starts charging forward and shoves the ladder, Pain still clinging to the ladder as it falls. Soon he's trapped between the metal ladder... and the ropes in the ring. Pain looks a bit confused now, as he tries to climb up, in vain.
Meanwhile Ramon looks at trapped Pain and charges forward, going for a crossbody onto the ladder... and Pain. He nails it, the ladder slamming against Pain's chest, causing hi mto lose his grip and fall out of the ring through the middle rope. Ramon groans, holding his own now sore chest as the ladder is now propped up against the ropes.
He walks over and grabs it, looking around at the crowd who cheer rather loudly. Ramon quickly walks over and sets up the ladder underneath the suitcase. He immediately starts climbing up the ladder, again trying to grab the suitcase. He's almost to the top, trying to reach the case, but it seems the pain to his back has taken it's toll and he instead falls down off the ladder, landing hard. The crowd lets out a very distinct awwww.
Pain meanwhile is back to his feet and still hurting. He again feels around, this time for the apron. Once he finds it, he climbs back into the ring, walking to the center. As he goes to the ladder, he steps on the chest of a fallen Ramon. The Principal smirks, pretty sure what he's standing on. He quickly climbs up the ladder and to the top, re almost reaches for the suitcase, but instead the principal decides to take advantage.
Pain then leaps off the top of the ladder with a huge splash!!! Just as he's about to connect with Ramon's fallen body, Razor out of pure luck rolls out of the way. Pain crashes and burns, hitting the mat hard, The force sending the ladder falling back to the mat.
Ramon now desperately tries to get to his feet, the crowd chanting " Let's go Razor!!! * Clap clap clap clap clap * " Let's go Razor!!! * Clap clap clap clap clap * Ramon finally makes it to his feet and walks over, propping up the ladder again and climbing up once again, this time it looks like he's going to make it. He's almost at the top when...
the lights suddenly all go out in the arena. Nobody can see what's happening now. Suddenly, you can hear the sound of a brick cracking against someone's head, followed by a loud thud. Soon, after the sound of the clanking of ladder rungs, the lights turn back on and a bloody Ramon is laid out on the mat and a blindfolded Principal Pain can be seen grabbing the suitcase. The bell rings immediately as he pulls it off, then removes his blindfold. The crowd can't beleive it and respond with some loud booing!
Announcer: Here is your winner... and still one half of the number one contendors for the tag team titles, Principal Pain!!!
Pain smiles triumphantly and comes down off the ladder, holding the suitcase with one hand, his back with the other. Ramon is knocked out, but it's not apparent exactly how. Pain quickly exits the ring, as the crowd just boos immensely, wondering what exactly just happened.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 13, 2005 1:57:00 GMT -5
*If You Close Your Eyes is playing as Linda is in the ring, GND title in one hand, mic in the other.*
LINDA: Everyone, I just want to say how glad I am that I finally showed Rosa who was right in our match, and that she has no right to think she can challenge for my GND title!
*boos*
LINDA: However, now that Rosa’s taken care of, that leaves the #1 contender’s spot open. So, instead of having, you know…those lame matches to determine the contender in some from, like with Battle Royales and stuff, I want any woman that wants to challenge for the belt to come down here, and state your case on why you think you should be the #1 contender. So, if you want to fight for it, come on down!
*Linda looks over at the Toomitron, and waits for a while. After waiting for a while, nobody comes out, and Linda takes to the mic again.*
LINDA: Come on, girls, don’t be shy. I know there have to be a good number fo you guys that-
*She’s Got Issues plays, and Carla O. Woe comes down to the ring, with her own mic in hand.*
CARLA: I’ll give you my statement, Linda. I was your first choice for a shot at your title, and I feel that with how well our match went at the PPV, I think I should have another shot at the title. Not to be selfish, but you knew I was better than Rosa, and for me to be in another match with you…it would be awesome!
*Before Linda can respond, Maritime plays, and Oceanic heads down to the ring, mic in hand.*
OCEANIC: Linda…you want a statement? I’ll GIVE you a statement! You do NOT deserve that championship! You NEVER earned it the right way. And besides, you and me have unfinished business. Remember the Path of the Wicked? You and me had a mtach that night, and who ruined it for us? None other than the woman that handed you that title, Hillary Clitton. You know that Scaffold match was BS, and it NEVER should have gone down the way it did. Plus, you’ve been avoiding me for that title ever SINCE Crapamania! And I have the BEST reason to go for that title. How can you argue against something like that?
LINDA: Well, you see, I-
*Suddenly, I Disappear blairs through the arena, as Mia heads down to the ring, mic in hand.*
MIA: Wait a minute! Linda, I’ve BEEN the GND champion before. How can you choose them over me?Do you know how LONG it’s been since I was even able to SEE that GND title?!
LINDA: Uh, well…you girls have some good points to give me. In fact, they’re so good, I can’t even decide who should rightfully get the shot.
OCEANIC: Well, how’s this for an idea-why don’t you take on ALL of us?!
LINDA: Oh? That’s how you want it? Okay, in fact, since you guys think that you can take me on at once, how about we add a little stipulation into the mix, huh?
*The girls all discuss it, arguing here and there, but Mia gets onto the mic first.*
MIA: I’ve got it. There’s a place up in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where the best of wrestlers have trained. The Harts, Benoit, Jericho, and Lance Storm…the Hart Dungeon! There hasn’t been a match in there since Owen vs. Shamrock, Fully Loaded 1998. So how about it, Linda?
LINDA: Are you girls in?
*They all nod.*
LINDA: Then it’s settled. At the next PPV, it will be-Yours truly, Linda Ragnal. Versus Oceanic! Versus Carla O. Woe! Versus Mistress Mia! In a Submission match at Stu Hart’s Dungeon for the EWT Girl Next Door championship!
*The crowd cheers*
MIA: Glad you ladies like it. But just something for you to know…When I’m done, you will ALL be MY property!
*Mia drops her mic as the other three women stare at her as I Disappear plays and Mia walks up the ramp, looking back at her opponents.*
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Post by girlnextdoor on Nov 13, 2005 6:19:33 GMT -5
*Just then the arena goes black & a voice can be heard over the system. *
Linda, oh Linda. Yes, you Linda. A long time ago, a wrong was done. A wrong that hurt me.
But, now I am coming home to undo that wrong.
Linda, I been watching you. Do you want some Trix? Because, I sure would like some Trix.
And I would like that shiny belt around your waist, too. It would go good as an accessory piece.
For Linda, you see...you just said anybody. ANYBODY!!!
Well, I'm an anybody. I'm an anybody!!!
I'M SOMEBODY!!!
Oh, don't worry Linda. It's not you that hurt me as a child. Oh no, it's not.
You see, it's one of your friends in EWT. And to prove to them that I am serious, I WANT YOUR BELT.
That way, I can hurt them. Hurt them through you.
How about it Linda? How about it?
Want to play? Want to play with me?
I hurt Linda.....I hurt.....but that shiny belt can make the hurt stop.
I am anybody.
I am anybody.
I am anybody.
I am a believer. And I believe I want that belt.
Let's be friends Linda....let's be friends......
*Suddenly, the voice starts to sing.*
Hey, we're headed for the future Give us some room We're gonna build a new world
Say, we're headed for the future Give us some time We're gonna make it work right
Yeah, we're gonna build a new dream We've got to make it stand tall It's got to last a long time
Lean on me And I'm gonna lean on you We're headed for the future And the future's now Show you how
Yeah, we're headed for a new place A step at a time We're gonna take a long ride
Time don't wait around forever We've got to do it right now Let's do it all together
Lean on me And I'm gonna lean on you We're headed for the future And the future's now Show you how Lean on me 'Cause I'm gonna lean on you
We're headed for the future Come on, lean on me And I'm gonna lean on you We're headed for the future And the future's ours
Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on, come on Yeah
*The lights come on as Linda stares off in shock at what she's just heard.*
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Queen Rosa
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Post by Queen Rosa on Nov 13, 2005 10:00:43 GMT -5
*Rosa and HBH are in the locker room watching on a monitor*
Rosa: Can you believe her? That b**** has the nerve to leave me of this match after I was screwed out of the title AGAIN? And on top of that, she says that I was never a worthy challenger? Give me a f***ing break! If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is. This is a woman who was HANDED the title by the former champion. She didn't earn it. And in case she hasn't noticed, if it weren't for Gasoline, I would be the Girl Next Door Champion right now. I'm getting sick and tired of this. First I get screwed out of a title shot, then I finally get one and I get screwed out of winning the title, and now I get screwed out of a rematch!
HBH: You know what? You're right. That is totally unfair. But you know what else? Linda knows that you had her number in that match. She knows that you could beat her anyday of the week. Which is why she had Gasoline interfere on her behalf. And once we take care of him at the next PPV, we can then focus on you getting another title shot.
Rosa: I hope so. I will NOT be screwed out of getting the title AGAIN!
*Cut to next segment*
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Nov 13, 2005 12:04:38 GMT -5
(Heaven's a Lie hits over the PA system and Virus makes his way out to the ring, microphone in hand. He seems somber. The crowd pops for a bit before seeing Virus's demeanor as he climbs over the top rope.)
Virus: Cut my music, please.
(Heaven's a Lie cuts out.)
Virus: As you all know, I am scheduled to wrestle Kerwin White this week. As most of you also know, Kerwin is actually Chavo Guerrero, who has "denounced his Latino heritage", according to storylines. But there are times in this business when we must acknowledge the world outside the ring, outside the view of these cameras, and outside the controlled world of pro wrestling kayfabe.
Virus: Chavo Guerrero's uncle, Eddie, was found dead in a Minneapolis hotel earlier this week.
(The crowd goes silent in respect for the legendary Latino Heat. Virus acknowledges this for a few moments before continuing.)
Virus: Now, given this, I can't in good conscience wrestle somebody mourning the loss of a close friend and family member. So, Chavo, I know you're back there for a little bit before you have to go be with your family, but know that the EWT sends their condolences to you. And also know that if you ever feel like making up your match this week... I'll be waiting. But for now, there are more important matters to deal with. God bless, and god speed.
(A tribute video starts playing on the CrapTron, as Virus silently makes his way out of the ring and backstage.)
(The video is moving, set to Eddie's themes over the years, showing such highlights as his win at WM20. After the video, the camera cuts to an emotional EWT arena, where some are visibly crying as the capacity crowd chants "EDDIE! EDDIE!". After a few seconds, a picture of Eddie with the caption: "Eddie Guerrero - 1967-2005" appears. Fade to commercial.)
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Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 13, 2005 17:58:46 GMT -5
Backstage at the EWT Aquarium and Maelstrom is standing by with Todd Grisham
TODD: Hi everyone, I'm here with the current EWT Tri-State Champion Maelstrom . . . and my first question has got to be your thoughts on the recent passing of Eddie Guerrero?
MAELSTROM: Well Todd, like many back here at EWT I am deeply saddened at what has happened ... Eddie Guerrero was a true great of the square circle, his in ring skill was truly championship material. Whilst his ability to tell a story both in and out of the ring was awesome, he will be missed by all ... unfortunately for me I never got to face Eddie in the ring ... so that is why in memory of Eddie I am going to dedicate my match with Christian this week to Eddie Guerrero . .
TODD: Well thank you Maelstrom . . and do you have any words for Chance Confidence and his challenge for your title?
MAELSTROM: Not today Todd, it would not be suitable . . .
On that Maelstrom walks off
TODD: back to you guys at ringside . .
(cut to commercial)
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 13, 2005 18:28:05 GMT -5
Backstage and Curly Long and Mr. Big are still residing in Toomi's Office. Curly is wearing a very large warm looking coat, and the buttons are clearly made from some sparkly jewels. Yet despite the return of Toomi E. Dangerously Curly has a look of confidence on his face as Mr.Big hands him a glass of nearly frozen water.
CURLY: Thanks Big, gotta love the Alsakan Ice Water don't you! . . So the big Kahuna Toomi has returned . .
Mr. Big nods
CURLY: Well Big, y'know i'm not worried in the slightest . . . and you want to know why? . . its because I've done a damm good job of being GM. The fans are actually happy with there champions ... sure I may dislike Dorf, Maelstrom and the Ragnals ... but they know how to show the crowd a good time and put on an entertaing selcetion of matches.
Curly takes a drink from his water
Mr. BIG: What about Linda Ragnal?
CURLY: Well everyone knows I like her ... winks ... plus I have repaired Toomi's office better than ever after the destruction Raskall and Trunk made! . . look we have a 43 inch plama screen television, some brand new filing cabinets, a hat stand and even an ice-cream maker!
Big shakes his head at the idea of an Ice-Cream maker in Alaska.
CURLY: He can't even complain about the last PPV as it was a huge success, and most improtant of all Melinda McToom endorsed me as the GM ... Sure he may not like me as a person, but then again who does like a Vile Little Bastard such as myself ... heheh ...
Curly moves some paperwork around on the desk
CURLY: but I tell you this Big ... if Toomi E. Dangerously thinks he can remove the biggest thing on EWT televison then he's got another thing coming . . . remember I am a former 7 time Midget Champion and no one pushes Curly Long around! ... Not the Balance of Power, not Santa Claus, Not Raskall & Trunk ... NO ONE!
Curly slams his fist on the desk to prove his point
CURLY: Now where did I save that video of those two Swedish girls in a jacuzi? ... hmm ...
(fade out)
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 13, 2005 18:44:45 GMT -5
*"Sexy Guy plays in the background"* Voiceover: It's controversial, groundbreaking, and in your face! Coming soon from EWT Home Video, Sweet Chin Muzak: The Heartbreak Hotel's Greatest Hits.*Cover of the DVD is shown with HBH standing in front of the Heartbreak Hotel* VO: Relive all the memorable moments of one of the greatest shows in wrestling history, hosted by the and only Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels. HBH: The Showstoppa, The Icon, The Main Event! VO: See the Heartbreak Hitman interact with some of the EWT's top superstars, including Spaz, Billy Ubermark, The Ragnals, Gasoline, DSR, EWT Champion Dorf, and many more. *Clips are shown of HBH with various EWT superstars* VO: Sweet Chin Muzak: The Heartbreak Hotel's Greatest Hits. Available December 13 wherever DVDs are sold. Go to www.ShopEWT.com for more details.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 13, 2005 20:07:49 GMT -5
*Back from commercial as Curly & Mr. Big are walking backstage. They bump into Toom E Dangerously.*
Well, well, well....just the man I have been looking for. You see, we have a problem. And when we have a problem, it's not my problem. Thing is, NOBODY AUTHORIZED WHAT YOU HAD DONE!!!
Because of you & pretending you were in charge, as well as your dinky little pay per view...you cost this company MILLIONS!!! See, nobody authorized you to do S***!! So now, you have to find a way to pay the EWT back Curly.
As for Melinda endorsing you as general manager Curly...how could a person with no authority whatsoever endorse you?
Thing is Curly, you are in big water little man. BIG HOT WATER.
And you will have ME to answer to.
Like I said earlier Curly, you're either with me or you're unemployed.
I'll let you sleep on it & decide where you stand.
And while you're thinking....figure out how the hell you expect to pay EWT back for your screw ups.
Have a nice day!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 13, 2005 20:44:05 GMT -5
*Spaz is standing backstage with Sum Guy.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy & I wear spandex to bed. I am here with Spaz who, due to getting disqualified, is now tied at 2 with Eddie Omega in the best of 5 for the PX Division Title. So Spaz why get yourself disqualified?
S: Simple Guy I want Eddie to think he has a chance at beating me. I want to humiliate him on PPV. He is now walking around thinking that he can actually beat me! What a joke, come the next EWT PPV whenever Toom E Dangerously decides that is to be Spaz will become the new EWT OX Division Champion & Eddie Omega will be forgotten. Believe The Hype!!
*Cut To Commercial*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Nov 13, 2005 23:26:36 GMT -5
<The sounds of bass guitar hits the arena, "Peace Sells" makes it's way through out the arena. Carl Guerrero walks down to the ring, wearing his green and red trunks, and an "Eddie Guerrero is my Favorite wrestler" Shirt, a microphone in hand>
<He walks into the ring and his music stops, and he stands there. The crowd is unusually quiet, as Carl begins to speak>
Carl: Tonight... I come to you... not as "The Peacebringer"... I come to you as Carl Guerrero.
I come to you as the nephew of Eddie... Guerrero.
I come to the EWT Arena, and all the people watching around the world, as a lost man.
Today is a tragic day in the world of professional wrestling. Many lost a favorite, some a friend, but to very few... a member of your family.
I'm not a "Peacebringer"... <tears well up>
I'm only a man. I'm only a Guerrero...
The loss of my Uncle Eddie, tears me up inside. <weeping>
No one knows what it feels like right now to lose an amigo, to lose a family member, and to lose a man that I've looked up to ever since i was a nino...
To my Uncle Eddie... I look to you for my strength, and may you be waiting for me when I pass on myself.
Eddie Guerrero... Goodwill.... and Good Day.
<fade out>
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 13, 2005 23:35:58 GMT -5
*The Third Street Warriors are seen in the back of an Eddie remembarance poster*
En Bunk: Today, the wrestling world was shocked today when Eduardo Gory Guerrero, known worldwide as Eddie, was found dead in his hotel room today. In fact, The Mexi-Cools and us have decided that in our next match, we dedicate it to Ediie Guerrero's memory. And at the next TPV, I dedicate the match to Eddie as well. And Virus, we WILL put on a 5 Star match for his memoy. So Eddie, Viva La Raza, and Long Live Your Memory!
Bolt Bacana: And Chavo, our condolences go out to your family and you as well. And we deeply regret the passing of your Uncle Eddie.
*The Warriors leave and the camera focuses on the banner*
*The Warriors come back*
Bacana: Oh, Curly? Be sure to thank Toomi E. for Firing Your ASS! And Toomi, can you cut me some slack and put me in the next TPV?
*Warriors leave for good this time and the camera focuses on the Eddie remembarance poster.*
(P.S. How do you have pictures under your name, under what you write, and something to write on top of the picture? Can somebody send me a message showing me how? Thanx)
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 13, 2005 23:49:56 GMT -5
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Lita's music plays as she comes down to the ring, along with Edge.*
Chimel: Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Mr. Money in the Bank...She is a former WWE Women's champion...LITA!
*As Lita gets into the ring, Senzafine plays as Chrysta and Ms. White head down to the ring.*
ChimeL: And the opponent...being accompanied by Ms. White...The Ice Queen, CHRYSTAA!
*Chrysta gets into the ring, and the bell rings. Lita goes to kick Chrysta's midsection, but Chrysta blocks it. Chrysta grabs the kicking leg, grabs her opposite arm, and suplexes her over her head. Chrysta hits a running leg drop on her, and goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Lita kicks out Chrysta picks her up and goes to whip her into the ropes, but Lita counters and whips her into the opposite ropes. Chrysta bounces off, ducks a clothesline, and gets hit with Edge's briefcase as the ref isn't looking. Chrysta doubles back, and Lita kicks her in the gut, and hits aTwif of Fate to Chrysta. Lita goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Chrysta kicks out. Lita goes to the top rope for a moonsault, but as she goes off, Chrysta rolls out of the way, and Lita hits the canvas. Edge gets up on the apron, and the ref sees him, and argues for him to get off. Chrysta get upa, as does Lita, and Chrysta asks Ms. White to get into the ring, and Ms White slides in, grabs Lita by the head, and lands the Stratusfaction! The ref is finally done arguing with Edge, and Chrysta goes to the top rope and lands the Falling Icicle onto Lita. Chrysta goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Ich Will plays. Chrysta and Ms. White look around, and Tony Chang comes down the ramp. Ms. White looks frightened as Chrysta is emotionless, and Ms White suggests they run out through the audience. Chrysta agrees, and Ms. White runs over the barricade, as Chrysta follows behind. Edge is in the middle of the ring checking on Lita, and Tony comes up from behind him. Edge is down on his knees, and Chang hits the VIPERBITE! Chang looks down at the unconscious duo, staring with an evil grin on his face.*
FADE OUT
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Post by pta on Nov 14, 2005 1:41:14 GMT -5
Hoss Matthews is standing by with all three members of the P.T.A.
Hoss Matthews: Good evening everyone. Earlier tonight, we saw one of quite possbily, greatest blindfold ladder matches in the history of wrestling. Also, I'm pretty sure it was also the only one. But now, Pain and Canceler, you have secured your tag team title shots. Any comments?
Pain looks over at Hoss.
Pain: Well.... Hoss, I just went out there and did... what I said I would do. I defeated the mystery opponent, who really wasn't that much of an opponent if you... think about it.
Hoss: Ummm... I guess that's your opinion Pain. But now that I think about it, did you notice a power outage during the match.
Pain looks at him.
Pain: Well hoss... I can't say I did, considering I had a blindfold on. But I can't help that Alaska's Electric Company can't be relied on for lighting purposes! Besides, power outage or not, I still would have come out victorious... I'm not the leader of the P.T.A. just because I have an IQ of 206...
Hoss: 206? Wow... that's alot.
Pain: It is isn't it? You should be honored that someone of my intelligence would even consider speaking with a low life like yourself.
Hoss: If you say so Pain... so do you think you'll come out on top over the Ragnals when you face them?
The Principal looks at him with a forced smirk.
Pain: Exactly. I mean, why shouldn't I think so? The P.T.A. Team is undefeated in tag team matches. Not only that, but Canceler here has NEVER BEEN PINNED! Did you see what he did to that overly cocky Rob Conway?
Hoss looks a bit nervous.
Hoss: Well, yeah I did. I'm guessing he'll be out of action for awhile.
Pain nods.
Pain: That goes without saying... now then, if Canceler can beat someone like that, how can he and myself not destroy two... MOUNTAIN DEW GUZZLING... MTV WATCHING... HEAVY METAL MUSIC LISTENING... weaklings?!
Hoss thinks a bit.
Hoss: Well, what if the former Secretary Saucy or Linda got involved in the match?
Pain looks over at Hoss with a rather stern look.
Pain: Tanya... or whatever her name is, as I stated once, an OBSTACLE. Nothing more... nothing less. And obstacles can easily be traversed, don't you agree? Now then if you'll excuse me, the P.T.A. and I must have a meeting in our locker room So please leave...
Just as Pain says this, Ultimo Chocula and Paul Podanski runs right between Hoss and the P.T.A, Paul obviously after his unofficial belt again. Principal Pain looks on with interest.
Pain: Hmmm... so that swine has a title now? It kind of resemble Timothy's old toolbelt...
Canceler looks at Pain and nods.
Pain: Let's get out of here before someone else tries to commit a hit and run.
The Principal snaps his fingers and all three P.T.A. members swiftly exit.
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Post by rnt on Nov 14, 2005 15:34:23 GMT -5
Toom E. Dangerously is on his cell phone, checking his messages.
Toom: Okay, text from the print shop...Okay, my new business cards are ready. I'll grab those after the show...hmm, blah blah blah, scroll scroll scroll...the wife called again. Pass...text from Joe Ragnal...oh sure, like that'll happen. Good luck, Joe...oh, look. A voice mail from Rick Raskall. Well, I've got a few minutes to waste. *beep*
Raskall: (on voicemail) Hey Tooms, it's Rick Raskall. Listen, I know we've never really met before, but I want to congratulate you on getting control of the company back. I tell ya, it's been one hell of a month. I know you have something planned for Curly and Big, since they made a complete horse's ass of the top position in the EWT. I've never liked those guys, and I know you're not too fond of them either. But being the man in power that you are, I can't imagine you have too many allies. So I've got an idea. You hate Curly and Big. Me and Trunk hate Curly and Big. You see where I'm going with this. Trust me, with the two of us by your side, you don't have to worry about any more hostile takeovers. We'll handle all your dirty work, and let you run the company the way it's supposed to be run. Gimme a call back and tell me what you think. Ciao for now. *beep*
Toom: Okay, so I'm supposed to trust a guy whose only been with the company for a month and a half? When I haven't even been back three days?
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Couldn't hurt.
End scene
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