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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 14, 2005 16:24:54 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he is The Phenomenal One, AJ Styles!
*AJ walks out doing his regular shtick and the fans eat it up. Then "Sexy Guy" hits*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Rosa, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH walks out with Rosa and are met with loud boos. They do some posing, and then Rosa leaves the ring*
The bell rings to start the match. HBH and AJ lock up. HBH breaks it with a head lock. AJ tries to counter it into a back drop, but HBH lands on his feet and gets in an arm wrench. AJ breaks it and gets a headlock takedown on HBH. HBH gets his foot on the rope to break it. The two have a standoff. This is a positive response from fans.
HBH runs at AJ, but AJ takes him down with an armdrag. AJ then takes him down with another, and then gets in a jumping calf kick. HBH goes the corner to help himself up, but AJ stays right on him with some punches, kicks, and chops. Next he hits 10 punches followed by a hurricanrana. HBH rolls out of the ring to try and take a breather. AJ runs toward the ropes and flips over to the outside onto HBH. This sends the crowd into a frenzy.
Fans: HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***!
AJ gets up first. He picks up HBH and attempts to give him a whip into the steel steps, but HBH reverses it, sending AJ into the steps. HBH bounces AJ's head off the steps and repeats it off the apron. He rolls AJ back into the ring and immediately covers him.
1... 2...
AJ kicks out. HBH picks him up and delivers some punches and chops. After a whip to the ropes, HBH lands an elbow. HBH keeps the momentum going by giving AJ a backbreaker. After a delayed vertical suplex, HBH lands a standing moonsault and covers AJ.
1... 2...
Another kick out by AJ. HBH bangs AJ's head on the turnbuckle before beating him down mercilessly. HBH then clocks him with a knee to the head. He climbs to the second rope and connects with a diving elbow. He covers AJ again.
1... 2...
And once again, AJ kicks out. HBH gives him a snapmare followed by a pullover neckbreaker. HBH then lands a dropkick to the face. HBH goes for a modified chinlock. AJ tries to fight it, with the fans cheering him on. He starts to fade away, so the ref raises his hand. It goes down. He raises it again. It goes down a second time. He raises it again, and this time it stays up. AJ starts to get up and elbows his way out of the chinlock. He runs to the ropes, but is stopped by HBH's spinning heel kick. HBH hits him with an atomic drop and then a reverse DDT. After a little posing which garners boos from fans, HBH climbs the ropes, looking for an elbow drop. He jumps off, but AJ rolls out of the way, causing HBH to crash and burn. The ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Both men are now up. They trade punches before AJ gets the upper hand. He whips HBH to the ropes and hits a back body drop. He then hits him with a couple of clotheslines and a running enziguri. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. AJ starts climbing the ropes. He hits HBH with a flying hurricanrana. He signals for the Styles Clash, which gets a loud pop. He sets up HBH, but before he can hit it, HBH counters it into a Sharpshooter. AJ fights it and is able to reach the ropes. HBH breaks it and starts to stomp away. He now climbs the ropes and hits the elbow drop. He goes for the pin.
1... 2...
AJ kicks out. HBH takes him to the corner and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. He beats on him with punches and kicks, but AJ reverses it and lands some punches and kicks on HBH. He attempts a whip to the opposite corner, but HBH reverses it. AJ avoids HBH's charge and capitalizes with a German suplex pin.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. AJ attempts the Styles Clash for the second time, but HBH counters with a back body drop. HBH goes for some Sweet Chin Muzak, but AJ grabs his leg and clotheslines him. AJ climbs the ropes again, but HBH is able to stop him. He climbs the ropes and starts punching away on AJ. He attempts a superplex, but AJ blocks it and pushes HBH off the ropes. AJ jumps off the top turnbuckle, and is met with some Sweet Chin Muzak by HBH. HBH cover him.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*The ref raises his hand in victory. Rosa gets in the ring to celebrate with him. Meanwhile the fans show their respect for the two athletes*
Fans: THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *clap clap clapclapclap* THAT WAS AWE-SOME! *clap clap clapclapclap*
*Suddenly, Gasoline appears on the stage. He claps his hand and gives the thumbs up to HBH before heading backstage. HBH and Rosa are now seething with anger. They eventually start to head to the back*
*Fade to commercial*
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Nov 14, 2005 16:30:20 GMT -5
*a promo airs....static fills the screen....high-pitched screams are heard in the background...with the laughter of ape slowly getting louder and louder, eventually flooding out the screams...then suddenly all is silent. a video of a flower slowly fades in from out of the static...maggots fall from out of the screen, landing on and around the flower. the video begins to play in fast motion, and you see the flower wither away and die. a cut-up and bloody hand reaches in from off the screen and moves in the dirt...picking up a single maggot as it leaves out of view. ape's laughter is heard quietly in the background once more as music by mozart begins to play. the camera pans out to reveal that the words "i'm coming back." have been etched into the dirt...static slowly fills the screen once more as the promo comes to an sudden end.*
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Post by rival on Nov 14, 2005 16:58:32 GMT -5
Begin vignette.
A man stands in the middle of the ring. A steel cage surrounds him. The arena is eerily dark. He throws punches and kicks in the air.
VOICEOVER: A vicious fighter...
Cut to scenes from Japanese caged death match.
ANNOUNCER: He's practically broken his arm!
Cut back to man training in cage
VOICEOVER: Men have died at his feet...
Cut to caged death match.
REFEREE: Dead! (crowd applauds)
Cut back to man in cage.
VOICEOVER: No mercy...
Cut to caged death match. The man sends blood flying with a powerful kick to the head.
Cut back to man in cage.
VOICEOVER: No remorse...
Cut to caged death match. The man holds up his deceased opponent and raises his arm in victory.
Cut back to man in cage. Closeup of a steely death glare in his eyes.
VOICEOVER: No fear.
The man sends a thrust kick directly into the camera.
RIVAL
coming soon to EWT...
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 14, 2005 17:18:34 GMT -5
Back in the arena and suddenly it goes dark. The Toomi-Tron suddenly flickers into life as a movie begins to play....
The screen flickers for a few seconds as a slightly lyrically changed version of Queen's "You Don't Fool Me!" begins to play . . as the song starts images of Toomi E. Dangerously flicker into life on the screen . . images of him smiling & clearly enjoying his role in the EWT before his vacation. As it goes though the images of Toomi, it changes to those of him screwing with the EWT Superstars ... from Psychoapeguy being Fired at SCREAMING SAUSAGE MAYHEM, to A-Bomb being screwed out of the EWT Heavyweight title at SAVED BY THE BELL: THE COLLEGE YEARS, as well as showing Spaz being beaten up by DSR & Toomi at a contract signing, followed by his endorsement of Hillary Clitton as a Womens Champ who never wrestled, it continues with him forcing Limey and HBH to tag together, right through to him walking out on the EWT! All the time interchanging with these images is Curly Long waving his finger in a no no no gesture, to the tune of "You Don't Fool Me" . . . as the video ends the camera returns to the ring
The lights suddenly blink into existence and standing in the center circle is Curly Long and Mr.Big. Big has his arms folded and stares into the crowd as Curly has the mike
CURLY: Toomi, Toomi .. Toomi ... your back for only three days and already there's a commotion ... your trying to show you still have the power ...threats of unemployment are doing the rounds ... well I have an iron-clad contract which I had laminated when I first arrived, which was safely hidden away by Mr. Big... or do you forget these little details ... must be all that wine he had on holiday ... heheh ...
The crowd want to boo and cuss Curly, but they are strangely reluctant
CURLY: You accuse certain people of wasting money, lots of money, vast sums of money on extravagant things like ... oh I dunno ... how about ... a high rating PPV .... such as ... 'We couldn't be Arsed with a Name' ...
the crowd cheers despite there dislike for Curly Long
CURLY: Well Toomi, this is a wrestling organization! . . what did you think the superstars in the EWT were going to do? . . . sit about while you go vacationing for a month! . . but wait there's more . . roll the footage!
Announcer: This is an EWT Rewind!!
*Toomi Bischoff packs up his briefcase with paperwork & walks out the door.*
Marc Lloyd: Mr. Bischoff, sir....where are you going?
TB: On vacation. F*** all this whining. Let them run it themselves & see what happens!
the camera returns to Curly
CURLY: What was that ... did Toomi say ... does the quotation hand signal ... "Let them run it themselves & see what happens!" ...
The crowd gives an indifferent response to this, some want to cheer Curly whilst others want to boo him
CURLY: You see Toomi E. dangerously or whatever your surname might be on de-poll this week ... 'You don't fool me!' ... you say its about the money ... well I know it isn't ... you left thinking that people would come begging for your return ... but they didn't! . . so you got off your deck chair and switched on the EWT ... and you were shocked! ... we were still doing well ... some might even say we were doing better than ever! ... I know as much as the fans hate me!...
an obligatory chorus of 'VLB' starts up
CURLY: they are very happy with the product ... they have champions they can cheer! .... The Ragnals! ... Maelstrom! ... and Dorf! ...
On each name mentioned the cheers get louder!
CURLY: They have a Women's division that relies on skill and ability not looks .... don't worry the pretty ones still get employed ... but they had to take the Long way ... heheh ...
another 'VLB' chant starts
CURLY: ... and you saw all this and you couldn't stand it, because you Toomi E. Dangerously had absolutely NOTHING to do with it! ... you say I'm in hot water! .... but the real boiling point is that its just pure Envy from you! ... Old Man! ...
The crowd in a surprising moment gives a cheer to Curly
CURLY: So you hurried back, in a desperate gamble to show you still had it .... but I ask you the audience ... 'Do You want to go back to that?'
an image of Toomi Bishoff surrounded by money appears on the Toomi-Tron, the crowd Boos
CURLY: I've brought EWT into a new age, with a little help from some young promising superstars ... an era where entertainment, ability and talent are the main event! ... because this isn't Toomi Night Nitro! ... No! ... this is EWT is CURLY!
Curly flings the mike to the ground and He an Big make there way up the ramp and out into the backstage area ... the crowd are shocked but a small but defiantly vocal 'CURLY' chant can be heard
(cut to a fairly long commercial break)
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Nov 14, 2005 17:25:12 GMT -5
EWT comes back from commecial break and some generic music begins to play, and the referee is getting prepared for the next bout. All the sudden the lights, music, everything goes out and come back on to show Jz holding the referee up in suplex position, dropping him headfirst with a brutal brainbuster. The lights go off and come back on, now, just like last time, we're left with the referee in the ring and EMTs rushing down.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 14, 2005 22:15:41 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" blasts over the PA and everyone gets set to boo Ultimo out of the building. After about 30 seconds he hasn't come out yet. Everyone scratches their heads wondering where he is. It isn't until the guitar solo when UC pops out of the back, looking over his shoulder for Paul. He looks around the sides of the stage for an ambush but it looks like the coast is clear. UC takes off the Toolshed belt and slings it over his shoulder as he goes to the ring for his weekly address to the crowd.)
UC: "What do ghosts say?"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
UC: "Yep. Do you see how predictable you people are? Speaking of dummies, guess who doesn't have the Toolshed Championship! That's right! Pow Sodapopinski! Looks like fatso picked a fight with the wrong Chocula, eh? Now I know what you're all thinking. "Ultimo, you're super rad and everything but why would you compete in a hardcore division when everybody knows that hardcore wrestling is for wieners?" Good question! It's because I'm proving the Ultimo theory is correct! That theory that if I attach myself to something then it automatically becomes cool! Don't believe me? Check it out!"
(Up on the Toomitron it shows a picture of Paul with the Toolshed belt with the text "Not Cool" underneath him and the Price Is Right loser sound. Next it shows UC sporting a fecal eating grin and one of Flash Funk's old hats with the Tooshed belt with the text "Very Cool!" and the Kool Aid Man saying "Oh Yeah!". Back to the ring.)
UC: "You see? If you can't trust what you see on the tv then what can you trust. Now then! Tonight I got Sabu, another one of those hardcore weirdos. Well listen up, chester! You may be a hardcore "legend" and I may be a variation of the hardcore champion, but if you even think about using thumb tacks or a chair or your mama's old hair dryer then I'm gonna give you a snoot fulla dis! (shakes fist) Oh, and you'll be disqualified too boot! Right Mr. Referee?"
(The referee shakes his head no.)
UC: "Really? You're just gonna let him use whatever? You sunnuva....."
(Sabu's music hits and he comes. He stops, points to the sky, and everyone in the crowd follows suit while cheering their heads off. Sabu takes off into the ring, ditching his turban in the process, and charges UC. Ding a dang ding and the match is under way just like that. Both men are trading punches back and forth but Sabu gets the upperhand quickly. Sabu sends UC into the ropes and gives him the BAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! UC staggers up and gets a forearm in the head and he goes back down. Sabu is right on top of UC pummeling him in the head with several more punches then goes out and grabs a chair much to the delight of the crowd. He gets back into the ring and sets the chair down. Sabu sends UC into the corner then sets up the chair, gets a running start and blasts UC with flying leg clothesline. UC staggers out of the ring and Sabu clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside. Sabu sets up the chair where he wants it, gets his momentum, jumps off the chair, off the top rope, and lands right on UC with a flying plancha. Sabu gets back into the ring and points to the sky again setting off the crowd again.
UC staggers up and rolls into the ring. Sabu is on him and puts him up into a suplex position then sends him stomach first over the top rope. UC is balancing there and Sabu hits the opposite ropes getting a head of steam. Sabu leaps but UC ducks onto the ring apron and Sabu sails over the top and crashes on the concrete floor. UC rolls into the ring and gets his own momentum and blasts Sabu with the Cannonball Run. UC picks up Sabu and flapjacks him onto the ramp. UC throws Sabu back into the ring and gets up onto the apron, then flings himself over with a slingshot plancha. He then gets up and slaps his chest twice and throws a fist down, just like you know who (see sig). He goes for a pin but only gets two. UC kicks Sabu in the stomach a couple of times then hits a quick leg drop. He picks Sabu up and send him into the turnbuckles then runs full speed at him, snapping his neck back with a pin point drop kick. UC goes for the pin again but Sabu kicks out. UC locks Sabu in a surfboard to wear him down a bit. After a few minutes Sabu begins to stand up and power of of it. UC releases and nails a discus clothesline on Sabu sending him crashing to the mat. UC then climbs to the top rope and signals for the knee-sault. He leaps off but Sabu rolls out of the way sending UC crashing to the mat and hurting his knee.
Sabu and UC stand up and Sabu is first on offense with a back elbow. Sabu sends UC into the ropes and blasts him with a spinebuster. Sabu delivers two straight elbow drops then runs the top rope and connects with a moonsault. With UC payin' Sabu runs out of the ring and fishes for something he planted earlier. He comes back in and reveals he's got a bag full of thumbtacks, which he begins to scatter all over the ring. The crowd is electric waiting to see what's going to happen to UC. Sabu picks UC up and places him on the top turnbuckles then tries for a superplex onto the tacks, but UC holds onto the top rope. Sabu punches UC in the head a couple times hoping to soften him up and tries again but UC is still holding onto the top rope. UC then begins throwing punches of his own and now both men are brawling on the top turnbuckle. Suddenly UC thrusts his head right into Sabu's nose causing him to double over, checking to see if his sniffer is broken. Bad move, because UC gets his footing and jumps off connecting a sunset flip into a power bomb RIGHT INTO THE FRIGGIN' THUMBTACKS! HOLY GUACAMOLE! Sabu is paying big time and and tries to stand up. UC grabs him from behind into a full nelson position the Squid Faces him FACE FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS! AAAAAAAH!!!!! Sabu is covered in tacks now and UC pins him 1,2,3.)
Lillian: "Here is your winner................Ultimo Chocula!"
(UC stands up and picks a couple thumbtacks out of his elbow then celebrates with the Toolshed championship. Suddenly from out of the crowd Paul storms the ring and pummels UC from behind. UC drops down to one knee and Paul continues his assault. Paul sends UC into the ropes but UC reverses and goes for a back body drop. Paul reverses and hoists him up for a power bomb then starts spinning around. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 seven spins! Ah! Ah! Ah! After the seventh spin Paul delivers the Paulerbomb on UC right into the thumbtacks. He covers and the referee counts three. Paul is once again the Toolshed Champion! He holds the belt over his head as he walks back to the locker room to the applause of the fans. Huzzah!)
(Commercial for Tofu Pizza)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 14, 2005 22:52:01 GMT -5
*Toom E Dangerously sits in his office, rewinding Curly's little speech.*
You know, it's funny. Curly forgets who started this company. Curly forgets who brought the greatness prior to this.
Who created Elevator to Hell? ME!
Who created Escalator to Heaven? Me!
Who created Chairots of Fire? Me!
Who created the Scaffolds Table Match? Me!
Who created the 8 Sides of Steel? Me!
And that's why I have decided that the very next EWT pay per view entitled Rebirth will have each & every one of those matches on Sunday, November 27th, 2005.
And Curly, Curly....don't you worry. You see, at this time you are not a General Manager. But Curly, you WILL have a match at Rebirth. The question though: against who & in which speciality match created by yours truly?
Thing is Curly, I am back in charge. And you....you, my fine little friend, you are back to being the in-ring talent.
Collect your belongings Curly. Collect them now. Because after Rebirth, your EWT career will be over & it's back to the indies with you.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Nov 14, 2005 23:04:47 GMT -5
*The camera cuts to the backstage locker room and the fans begin to cheer. A-Bomb and Stevie are wearing Eddie Guerrero t-shirts.
A-Bomb:You know....our marriage was on the rocks. We're still working things out....and after the loss of a great performer and a great person......it made us realize that it is pointless to hold a vendettas. Cause, you never know when that person's time is going to come and you don't wanna lose a great person when you were on bad terms with them. So, Stevie and I are starting back from square one and we are putting the past behind us.
Stevie:We want to take a minute to let you fans and the boys backstage know that we love each and everyone of you. We enjoy entertaining you all and interacting with you. Each and every week you allow us into your homes for 2 hours of your time....with in those 2 hours every week you become attached to the people that you see and in a wierd way you don't realize how much you cared for that people until one of them are gone. You fans are like family and to many of you we are somewhat your family too. So, we would like to thank you and let each of you know that we love you. *cheers
A-Bomb:Eddie, I didn't know you personally, but we share a lot of memories with you and we would like to thank you. You might be gone but you surely aren't forgotten. You will always be my Uncle Eddie......
Stevie:Rest in Peace.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2005 23:41:42 GMT -5
*A lone figure is shown in a room full of candles and a table with gasoline all over it*
LF: You know, all my life I've had to deal with people. You see, people hated me. Shunned me. DESPISE ME. Why? Who knows. People tend to be hard on kids who are different. People like ME.
LF: Well now, I've come to EWT on a mission to take the title away. I don't care if you're Eddie Omega, Spaz, Paul Podanski, Ultimo Chocula, The Ragnals, or Dorf. You see, when I have the title, then my destiny will be fufilled. And then, I will challenge, and beat HIM. The figure from my past who I LOATHE.
*The figure lits the table on fire and you can see his face*
LF: I am The Risen Devil, Scott Andrews. And my destiny is to become champion.
Fade Out.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 14, 2005 23:49:41 GMT -5
*Bolt Bacana is shown in a boiler room*
BB: Well, Well, Well......Looks like we have a new GM here. Well actually, he's the old one. Toom E Dangerously. Well Curly, you must be scared right now. You don't know who you're gonna face, do you? Only Toom E knows. Well, after the mystery man beats you within an inch of your life, I want a crack at Mr. Big and you for my heavyweight title. So Mr. Dangerously, I BEG YOU, let me be the man who faces Curly. Let me be the man who will get rid of Curly Long, the VLB, forever. That's all I ask.
*Bolt leaves the boiler room*
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Post by pta on Nov 15, 2005 0:29:30 GMT -5
Chris Benoit's theme starts up and he walks out, wearing his usual ring attire and a black arm band with " EG " on it. The crowd cheers massively for him as he heads down to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, currently residing in Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 220 pounds, Chris Benoit!!!
Benoit enters the ring and asks for the microphone, being handed it by the nameless announcer.
Benoit: Tonight, I am dedicating this match to a man who is one of the greatest wrestlers I've seen and my best friend.
The crowd cheers.
Benoit: So tonight... I am dedicating this match to...
Benoit is rudely cut off as Chance Confidence's theme starts up, the crowd booing angrily at this show of disrespect.
Chance: Oh yeah that's great Jim, but this isn't a funeral home. This is the EWT... and in case you didn't notice, I am alive and well, unlike that... untalented pile of cow manure you call a friend.
The crowd boos angrily and starts chanting " Shut the F*** Up!!! " * clap clap clap clap clap * Shut the F*** Up!!! * clap clap clap clap clap * Benoit looks pissed off now.
Chance: Geez... you people must adore being visiting graveyards or something, considering how much you like DEAD guys. But don't worry Ben-oyt! Because you all are going to witness another death tonight... the death of Ben-Oyut's horrible wrestling career!
Chance smirks and flips into the ring, ignoring Benoit. He goes to do his traditional handstand on the mat when Benoit runs over and yanks him off the turnbuckle and right into a german suplex to the mat. He quickly tries to lift him up for another, but Confidence quickly elbows his way out. He looks at Benoit who runs at him, going for a clothesline, which Confidence turns into an arm drag. He looks down at the fallen Benoit and mockingly wags his finger. Benoit immediately gets up and angrily starts battering Confidence's chest with a series of STIFF chops to the chest.
Chance groans and starts backing away from the chops, and right into the corner of a nearby turnbuckle. Benoit then tugs him out of the corner and nails a snap suplex into a quick cover. 1...2...
But Confidence quickly quicks out. He's not going to be humiliated. Benoit lifts him up, only for Confidence to grab his waist for an overhead belly to belly suplex, taking him down to the mat. He immediately nips up afterwards and runs back, bouncing off the ropes and going for a 450 Splash to Benoit's chest. It connects and Confidence goes for a cover. 1....2...
But Benoit this time kicks out. Confidence looks a bit surprised, but quickly rises back up, takign Benoit up with him and lifting him up for a suplex, then dropping him down hard with a Falcon Arrow. He smirks and rests his elbow on Benoit's back, yawning mockingly.
He quickly gets back to his feet and looks down at Benoit, who sits up. Confidence quickly stops that by nailing him with a dropkick to his face, sending him back down hard. He then locks him in a rear naked choke, putting more pressure on his neck, Benoit struggling to escape. He tries to inch over towards the ropes, but Confidence isn't letting him go anywhere.
Chris doesn't give up though and just keeps slowly inching over, making some progress. Finally, he reaches the ropes, forcing Confidence to break the hold. He looks a annoyed now, reaching down and lifting Benoit off the mat, only to get some stiff shots to his chest. Chance groans a bit as Benoit goes behind him and lifts him up for a german suplex, then another, and another. And just to make things worse, he lifts him up for one more suplex, this time a dragon suplex. Confidence hits the mat hard, his head bouncing off of it as the final one connects. Benoit then makes the throat cut, signaling for the diving headbutt. He quickly climbs up to the turnbuckle and leaps off. But out of desperation, Chance gets his foot up, Benoit's head crashing into it and busting him open. He falls to the mat. holding his bleeding forehead.
Meanwhile, Confidence slowly rises to his feet, eying the bleeding Benoit and smirks, cockily kicking him in the face a few times. He then decides to take advantage, getting on Benoit and applying the Camel Clutch! Benoit yelps out in pain, desperately once again trying to reach the ropes. But Confidence isn't going to let that happen it seems. He then breaks the hold right before Benoit is about to tap.
The crowd boos as he does this. Confidence meanwhile, lifts Benoit up to his feet and smirks, lifting him up for a suplex, then doing a leg spin! He then lifts him up for another, with another leg spin, and finishes up with one more. It's the Three Amigos. The crowd boos even more. Chance smirks, then eyes the turnbuckle. He climbs up and immediately leaps off with, not a Confidence Booster, but a Frog Splash!
But this time Benoit get's his knees up. Confidence's chest collides hard against them, taking the air out of him. He groans and holds his chest as Benoit rolls over and drapes an arm across his chest. 1...2...
No! Chance just barely gets the shoulder up. Benoit groans, he can't believe it! Slwoly the two rise to their feet, looking at each other. Immeidately Benoit hits a chop on Confidence's probably sore chest, but Chance coming right back with a chop of his own. The crowd is fully behind Benoit. The two continue to exchange chops, until finally Chris gains control, grabbing Confidence for a belly to belly of his own. Chance hits the mat hard as Benoit quickly gets over and locks in THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! Chance yells out in pain, depserately trying to reach the ropes now, the crowd cheering for Benoit massively. Benoit applies more and more pressure, determined to make Confidence tap and deal him his first loss.
But Confidence continues inching towards the ropes now, as Benoit was earlier. He gets closer and closer, Benoit applying more and more pressure. But to the dismay of the crowd and Chris, he reaches the ropes. Benoit can't believe it. He lifts up Chance from off the mat, lifting him up for a suplex now, but Confidence counters, dropping behind him and grabbing his waist, nailing him with a tiger suplex to the mat. Benoit goes down hard, as Confidence catches his second wind, the crowd booing now.
He waits for Chris to get back to his feet, then nails with a sternum kick and the Confidence Breaker. Chance hooks the leg. 1...2...3!!!
And unfortunately, Chance comes out on top.
Announcer: Here is your winner... Chance
Confidence kicks the microphone out of the announcer's hand, who looks a bit shocked. Cofndience reaches down and picks it up, sitting on Benoit's pretty much lifeless chest.
Chance: Well, it looks like the Rabid Wolverine just became a Tame Tangerine...
The crowd boos.
Chance: Oh and Tsunami? If you thought what I judt did to Ben-oyt was bad, well... that's NOTHING... compared to what I'm willing to do... to you!!!
Confidence drops the mike on Benoit's chest and stands up, vaulting out of the ring and heading backstage. As we fade to commercial.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Nov 15, 2005 0:47:40 GMT -5
(Virus is in his locker room backstage, packing up to go home, as he has nothing else to do in Alaska, as far as he knows. However, Chavo Guerrero walks in to a huge pop.)
Virus: Hey, Chavo... not to be rude or anything, but don't you have a flight to Arizona to catch?
Chavo: I did... but I realized something. Eddie would've wanted the show to go on. So I want to wrestle tonight, like I'm scheduled to. But I'm not wrestling as Kerwin White. I am going to wrestle as Chavo Guerrero, Jr., the nephew of Eddie Guerrero. And since I was supposed to wrestle you as Kerwin, I see no reason to find someone else to fight.
Virus: I'd be honored, Chavo. If you really want to wrestle, so be it. See you out in that ring later.
Chavo: Yeah... (Chavo exits before Virus can say anything. Virus looks after Chavo for a second, then gets back into his wrestling gear. He reaches into his duffel bag for his elbow pads, but instead pulls out an "EG" armband. Without a moment's hesitation, he puts it on his right arm as we fade back to the arena.)
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 15, 2005 0:56:41 GMT -5
*Chrysta is sitting down backstage, away from any social points of the arena. The camera focuses in on her emotionless face, and all that can be seen is a lone tear going down her face. Obviously, this is after she finds out about Eddie's tragic death. The tear turns into ice, and falls onto the floor. No sound is heard at all.*
EDDIE GUERRERO 1967-2005
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Nov 15, 2005 4:09:16 GMT -5
*The bell rings, and Tony Chimel comes out, making an announcement.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and I have been asked to convey the message that this is an Eddie Guererro tribute match! Introducing first...
*Edge's music hits, and Mr. Money in the Bank is out. He is wearing an Eddie Guererro T-shirt. He comes out to a solemn silence as fans silently mourn the loss of Eddie. Edge gets into the ring, and pumps himself up.*
Chimel: From Toronto, Canada. Being accompanied to the ring by Lita, he is Mr. Money in the Bank...EDGE!!!!
*Edge points to the skies as a tribute to Eddie. "RIP" hits, and Limey and Carla O Woe are out. Both are wearing Eddie Guererro T-shirts, and Limey has the microphone.*
Chimel: Aaaaand his opponent...
Limey: Hold...hold up there just one minute, Tone. I've got a few things to say. Firstly...I know this really isn't appropriate to say, but Flex? I accept your challenge. Slander about my musical tastes can only be taken for so long. I'll be meeting you at the Coliseum, and you can bet that we can finish this once and for all.
*The crowd lightly pops for this. Limey holds up his hands to make them calm down.*
Limey: But there's also something I have to say about the recent passing of one of the best, most devoted, most charismatic wrestlers of all time, and a damn nice guy. Eddie Guererro, you had some of the best skills in the ring that I ever saw. When I saw wrestlers like yourself, that weren't gigantic egotistical hosses...that weren't relatives of the promoters...that earned their spots through hard work, through commitment, and through conquering their demons....I knew I wanted to become a wrestler. I knew that there wasn't much hope in the world, but what little hope I gained, I gained it from you, Eddie. This is why I got talking to Edge backstage, and we agreed to make this match an Eddie Guererro tribute match, in honour of the strong spirit that inspired so many. Eddie, this one's for you.
*Carla wipes away a tear as Limey points to the skies. He then walks down to the ring as the crowd applaud the show of sportsmanship by all atheletes. Limey gets into the ring, and the bell sounds..
Limey runs at Edge, and tries for a flying lariat. Edge ducks this, and immediately takes down Limey with a sleeper hold. Limey tries to fight out of it, and eventually does by leaping over Edge with a Float-Over. He then hits an Asai DDT. Limey goes for the pin, but Edge hits a right hand to the face, and trips Limey by grabbing the leg. Edge then runs at Limey, and hits an elbow drop. Edge continues to drop a few elbows onto Limey until he bounces off the ropes to gain enough momentum to hit a running senton onto Limey.
Edge grabs Limey by the head, and lifts him to his feet. He then lifts him high in the air, bringing him down for a stalling suplex. Limey holds his back as Edge goes for the pin. Limey reverses with a small package!!!
1, 2...
Edge kicks out! Both men hastily get to their feet, with Limey up first. As Edge gets to his feet, Limey runs at him, and levels him with a flying lariat!! Edge swiftly crawls to the ropes to lift himself up, prompting Limey to perform a back grapple to Edge, then lifting him over his head with a German Suplex!! Limey holds on, though, and he keeps the back grapple applied as he rolls Edge over and gets back up. He then lifts Edge up and levels him with a proto-plex!! Edge is down, and Limey proceeds to climb the top rope. He gets to the top and throws up the horns...but Edge manages to fall onto the top rope, forcing Limey to crotch the turnbuckle. Edge then goes over to the prone Limey, and hits an Edge-cution from the top rope!!! Edge goes in for the pin!
1, 2...
Limey gets a foot on the ropes! Edge, visually frustrated, picks up Limey, and attempts another Edge-cution. However, Limey hits a flew shots to Edge's ribs!!! Edge, however, hits an elbow to the back of Limey's head. He lifts up Limey, but Limey struggles again, and gets back to his feet, lifting Edge up for a Northern Lights!!! Limey keeps the hold applied for a pin!
1, 2..
Edge kicks out again!!! Edge gets up quickly, and runs at Limey with a clothesline attempt!! Limey ducks this, however, and as Edge turns, Limey levels him with an STO!!!! Limey then headsprings up, and calls for the Twist O' Lime!!! Edge slowly recovers, as Limey measures him up, and as soon as Edge faces Limey, Limey knees him in the gut, and lifts him high!! He then hits the TWIST O' LIME!!!
Limey contemplates pinning, but decides against it. Instead, he drags Edge over to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle. He then points to the skies, and hits the FROGSPLASH!!! FROGSPLASH ONTO EDGE!!! Limey goes for the pin!
1, 2, 3!!!
Winner: Limey.
*Post-Match, Limey and Carla celebrate, but both of them do so by pointing to the skies in memory of Guererro. Edge is up, and Limey sees to this by extending his hand. Edge shakes it, and both atheletes point to the skies in honour of Guererro.
EDDIE GUERERRO
1967-2005
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 15, 2005 4:21:28 GMT -5
*Spaz is standing backstage wearing a Eddie Guerrero T-Shirt & an armband with EG on it.*
S: I just want to say that my heart goes out to the whole Guerrero family. As a good friend of Chris Benoit I have met Eddie & he was one of the most amazing human beings in this business. I just hope that we, as an industry, can honor & respect the memory of Eddie by continuing to entertain & excite the fans like Eddie did every time he stepped into the ring.
*A tear trickles down Spaz's face.*
S: I will miss you Eddie & I know that all fans of Wrestling will. I hope you are one of the first I see when my time to join you comes.
*Cut To Commercial as Spaz starts to tear up.*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Nov 15, 2005 9:07:59 GMT -5
*The camera fades in and the chant of "Heiden...Heidenreich" begins to play through the areana without much crowd reaction. Heidenreich begins to walk down the ramp pumping his arm back and forth. The announcer steps into the ring and begins his pre-match talk*
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall! Now entering the ring. HEIDENREICH!
*Heidenreich climbs in the ring and circles pumping his arm more and more. All of a sudden a blast of pyro shoots out scaring Heidenreich and ICP- Halls of Illusion hits. Deamon runs out. He is in a "I'm your Papi!" t-shirt and also has the EG armband. He slides into the ring and starts the match.*
The Match: Deamon attacks with a few forearms knocking back Heidenreich. Deamon goes and bounces off the ropes and flies at Heidenreich with a flying clothesline. Heidy gets up and tries to stand and fight back. Deamon continues to work on Heidenreich with a few attacks to the head with his fists. Then on the fourth punch Heidenreich finally blocks it and lands a few right hands of his own. Deamon gets knocked back to the ropes as Heidenreich goes for another clothesline, but Deamon ducks and pulls down the toprope sending Heidy over the rope to the floor. Deamon moves to the other side of the ring and points to the sky. Heidy is now standing and Deamon jumps and dives into Heidenreich. The both hit the floor and the crowd is going crazy. Deamon stands after a little while, then he picks up Heidy and throws him into the ring. Heidenriech then stands up and tries to attack Deamon, but he counters with a kick to the gut and he sets him up and hits the Deamon Doom DDT. Deamon stands up and looks around at the crowd. He turns and looks at the corner turnbuckle. He points at it and proceeds to climb it. He stands and does the Eddie shoulder shake. The crowd stands an cheers like they can see what is about to come. Deamon stands on the top.... Gets ready... jumps and hits the FROG SPLASH! He goes for the pin.
1... 2... 3! The bell rings and Deamon collapses to his knees.
Announcer: Here is your winner...DEAMON COHLN!
The announcer tosses him a mic.
Deamon: You all know who that was for! *The crowd is cheering and Deamon rises to his feet* Ok, let's all calm down now. I have some true buisness to attend to. JACOLA! I need to talk to you. Get down here now bro.
*Slipknot- Wait and Bleed hits and Jacola Cohln walks out. He is 6'9" with black hair and a good build.*
(OOC:This was directly from my brother, this is his type. He does not feel this way, this is just cheap heat.)
Jacola: Ah.. brother, put away your sad, weak, and obviously fake "tribute" ploy. You were never good at it. You'll never be good at it. You need to prioritize. I'm your first problem. Next week, just wait for it.
*Jacola leaves and Deamon is left looking extremely pissed. The camera fades into a commercial for some sort of fast food*
EDDIE GUERRERO 1967-2005
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
Posts: 42
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Post by Lily-Rose on Nov 15, 2005 10:19:52 GMT -5
*Tanya Flaire is walking backstage, looking to prepare for her match against Tori. Just then, a hand slaps the wall next to her, telling her to stop. The hand, of course, belongs to Canceler. Chance Confidence walks out from behind him.*
TANYA: You guys...
CHANCE: Well, well, Miss Tanya Flaire...or should we say Secretary Saucy?
TANYA: Stop it! I am NOT that ditzy woman I came here as anymore!
CHANCE: Oh, of course...all of a sudden, you became some Mountain Dew guzzling, Punk rock music listening-
TANYA: I became who I really am! Joe took me, and he helped me train to actually wrestle. And what did you guys do? Instead of helping me, you just left me in the middle of the ring to get beaten by Jaqueline. All because I was no part of your terms of...'perfection'. You know, to this day, I still don't see why YOU guys didn't just help me work on my ring skills!
CHANCE: Well, of course. As the saying goes...why fix something when it isn't broken?
*Chance just laughs at this, as Canceler looks down on Tanya.*
TANYA: I see the real reason. You guys don't care about women. In fact, I'd say the whole lot of you have been to all-boy schools...or, as I like to call it...the sausage factory!
*Canceler and Chance grow wide-eyed of this, and exchange glances. After a few seconds, Canceler jumps out at Tanya, but Tanya moves out of the way, and runs off. Chance stops Canceler before her goesafter her.*
CHANCE: Not now, not now...she'll get hers soon enough.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Nov 15, 2005 14:48:35 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside*
RA: The following contest is a submission match. Introducing first, he is The World's Most Dangerous Man, Ken Shamrock!
*Ken Shamrock gets a warm reception from the crowd. Then "Gas Power" hits*
RA: And his opponent, weighing in at 323 lbs., "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*The crowd erupts with cheers as Gasoline makes his way to the ring. He shakes hands with Shamrock, and then the bell rings*
Gas and Shamrock lock up. Gas pushes Shamrock into the corner. He backs off, and then elbows him. He begins pummeling him, but then Shamrock reverses it and pummels Gas. He whips him into the opposite corner. Gas blocks Shamrock's charge with a boot to the face. He runs at Shamrock, but Shamrock takes him down and goes for the ankle lock. Gas, however, kicks Shamrock off. Gas then hits a sidewalk slam on Shamrock. He runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop. Gas climbs to the top rope. He nails Shamrock with a flying shoulder block. The crowd pops.
All of a sudden, HBH and Rosa come down to the ring. Gas spots them. HBH gets into the ring and goes for Gas. Gas gets the upper hand and pummels on HBH in the corner. Then Rosa gets in the ring and hits Gas in his left knee, taking him down. HBH stomps away at Gas until Shamrock comes into the fray and attacks HBH. Gas recovers and helps Shamrock clothesline HBH out of the ring. They then turn their attention to Rosa, who is now backed into a corner. Gas motions for Shamrock to go for the ankle lock. The crowd likes this and cheers. But HBH is able to pull Rosa out of the ring before that happens. The crowd boos at that. HBH and Rosa head backstage. Gas and Ken Shamrock raise their hands high. Gas grabs a mic.
Gas: All right, first things first. As most of you already know, Eddie Guerrero passed away this weekend. He was one of the greatest performers to ever grace the squared circle and is an inspiration to us all. Eddie, I know your're watching us from up above, and I want to say that we all miss you and will never forget you.
Fans: EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!
*Ken Shamrock heads to the back*
Gas: And now, Bret, it's time we settle this beef between us. I want you, one-on-one, at Rebirth. And I'll prove to you that I need you to get by. Be prepared, because the Gas-powered monster is the move. And it's gonna run your ass over!
*Crowd pops and Gasoline celebrates in the ring*
*Fade to commercial*
ETA: The match ends in a no contest.
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
Posts: 42
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Post by Lily-Rose on Nov 15, 2005 15:11:48 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first...TORI!
*The DX music plays for some reason as Tori enters and heads down to the ring.*
JR: Well, Tori's back in the EWT. Just a few weeks ago, she was last seen drowning a bit in the pool surrounding the ring.
KING: Oh, it wasn't that bad, JR. Sure, Holly Vaughn is a heartless person, but anybody could have drowned their opponent.
JR: You're right King, but bah gawd, most of this was to prove a point to that damn Ice Queen Chrysta. And now they have their eyes set on taking down Chrysta's manager, Trish Stratus.
KING: Ms. White.
JR: Huh?
KING: Her name's Ms. White in EWT. But in any case, she's got PUPPIES! And so do Tori and Tanya!
*Spit plays as Tanya enters and heads down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And her opponent...from Burbank, CA...The Blazing Inferno, Tanya FLAIRE!
JR: That shouldn't be a big concern right now, King. What worries me is that the PTA is after Tanya after she joined the Ragnals!
KING: Well, she had no choice. It's not like Tanya wanted to leave the business.
JR: I guess you're right. *Ding!* And there's the bell!
*Tanya and Tori meet in the center of the ring, and the both of them shove one another. They shove harder and harder, until tanya shoves Tori to the ground. Tanya grabs Tori's legs and places her in a Boston Crab. Tori grabs onto the ropes, and Tanya lets go immediately. Tanya grabs her legs again, but this time Tori shoves her off, and gets off the ground, and clotheslines Tanya after she bounces off the ropes. Tanya gets right back up, and Tori runs at her, but Tanya hits a snap belly to belly suplex. Tanya goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Tori kicks out. Tanya picks her up, but Tori slaps her hands away and punches at her face a few times, whips her into the ropes. Tanya ducks an oncoming clothesline, bounces off the opposite ropes, and hits Tori with a flying shoulderblock. Tanya runs to the ropes and hits a Springboard Frog Splash on Tori. Tanya goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings. Tanya gets up as the ref raises her hand in victory. She rolls out of the ring, and into the back.*
JR: I tell you, that Tanya Flaire is quite the wrestler.
KING: Well, she is the Blazing Inferno, JR. Maybe later on she can get on my erupting volcano.
TANYA: THAT AIN'T RIGHT!
*Tanya hits King in the back of the head with a steel chair, knocks him unconcsious, and heads into the back.*
JR: Thank you!
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
Posts: 236
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 15, 2005 16:11:57 GMT -5
*The commercial ends and Maelstrom's Music plays. Maelstrom heads to the ring after the smoke clears and holds the Tri-state title up briefly, he then holds up a Eddie Guerrero T-Shirt an 'Eddie' chant starts up ... after a little wait Christian Cage's music starts up and he heads to the ring, he is wearing an Eddie Guerrero Black Armband ... as the cage remains in the arena ceiling Maelstrom takes the mike*
MAELSTROM: Today is not about titles or win/loss records ... neither is it about a bloody cage match ... today is about a man who could fly through the air, could make us laugh or make us cry. He was a man born to succeed despite what life threw in his path ... he was Latino Heat ... he 'lied,cheted and stole' ... and he captured our hearts ... he was and forever will be ... Eddie Guerrero! ... and this match is dedicated to his memory and all the years he entertained you the fans!
A large 'Eddie' chant continues as the Bell Rings
Maelstrom and Chistian shake hands as they start before Tieing up. Malestrom overpowers Christian and throws him into the corner. Christian warily regroups and raises his hand for a test of strength . . . Maelstrom takes his hand, but Christian twists it over, and again to apply more pressure ... but Maelstrom reverses the leverage and spins Christian to the mat! ... He quickly follows with an elbow, but Christian rolls away and then attempts a cradle pin ..
1,2 ...
Maelstrom kicks out, Christian locks in a chin lock, but it doesn't last long as Maelstrom manages to catch Christian in the ribs. An Irish Whip into a clothesline by Maelstrom knocks Christian down. Cover ..
1,2 ...
Christian kicks out, but Maelstrom picks him up and slams him back onto the mat with a perfect bodyslam. As Christian holds his back, Maelstrom bounces off the ropes and hits a legdrop. he picks Christian up and goes for a suplex but Christian reverses into a spinout DDT! .. both men are down! .. the Ref counts ..
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 ...
Christian manages to roll over and put his arm over Maelstrom for a cover ..
1,2,3 ....
Maelstrom kicks out, Christian rolls behind Maelstrom and then gets up ... he gives a signal for the Unprettier! ... but Maelstrom pushes him away into the referee! ... Christian tries to apologise tot he ref but he is out cold. Chritsian turns to see Maelstrom just in time to dodge the big boot. Christian quickly capitalises ... Unprettier! ... but there's no ref! ... Christian frustrated jumps to the outside and grabs Tazz's Chair. As he gets in the ring he tries to take a swing at Maelstrom but he misses, and instead gets a backbreaker for his trouble. Tazz goes to get his chair back and slides into the ring. But Maelstrom has already lifted up Christian and takes the chair ... but the ref is getting back up... Maelstrom quickly tosses the chair to Christian and then falls like a tree to the canvas. Christian not wanting to get disqualified throws the chair to Tazz and falls to the floor. The ref wakes up and see's Tazz chair in hand standing over both a fallen Maelstrom and Christian... the Ref calls for the bell ... as Tazz protests.
The Bell Rings
ANNOUNCER: The result of this match is a draw due to outside interference ...
*Tazz continues to protest to the ref, as Christian and Maelstrom both get up behind the two. They tap the Ref and Tazz on the shoulder ... they got Tazz with a classic Eddie Guerrero manouver. The Three men hug and point to the sky in remembrace of Eddie Guerrero ... they then head to the back as the 'Eddie' chants continue into the commercial break*
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