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Post by rnt on Nov 19, 2005 14:04:57 GMT -5
Before Virus goes behind the curtain...
NOW YOU'RE MESSIN WITH A...A SON OF A B**** (now you're messin' with a son of a b****)
Joey Styles: What's this? Is that...it is! Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk are here to greet Virus after his match! Remember, Marcus Trunk was paired up with Virus for the Scaffold Tables match at Rebirth, but it was against Trunk's will! Trunk wanted Mr. Big one-on-one, and the same goes for Virus and EN Bunk! But Toom E. Dangerously made the match, and we'll see what the two sides have to say.
Trunk approaches Virus, and they stand face to face. After a moment, Trunk, almost begrudgingly, extends his hand.
Styles: Trunk offering his hand to Virus! Will he accept?
Without breaking his stare, Virus reaches out and shakes Trunk's hand. The crowd boos as Trunk and Virus continue their staredown, and Raskall poses for the crowd.
Styles: And Virus accepts! At Rebirth, these two huge men will team up against Mr. Big and EN Bunk, and it will be a match that nobody will forget!
Virus continues to the back as Raskall continues to pose. Trunk simply stands and watches him.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 19, 2005 15:44:43 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring first…
*Lance Storm and Justin Credible come out head down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: From Calgary…………Alberta, Canada…the team of Lance Storm and Justin Credible…the Impact Players!
*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe enter the area, the tag belts in hand.*
LILLIAN: And the opponents…they are the EWT Tag Team Champions…Mike and Joe, the RAGNALS!
*As Mike and Joe enter the ring, they hand the belts to the ref, and Joe tells Mike he’ll start the match. Lance Storm starts the match for the IP. Joe and Lance lock up in the middle of the ring, and Lance kicks Joe in the gut. Lance grabs Joe by the head, and knees him. Lance throws Joe into the ropes, and goes to clothesline, but Joe ducks under, and bounces off the ropes again. Lance goes for a standing drop kick, but Joe grabs the ropes, and Lance falls to the floor. Joe tags Mike in, and Mike drops a few elbows onto Lance. Mike picks him up and whips Lance into the corner. Mike charges at Lance, but Lance elbows Mike. Mike staggers back, and Lance climbs the turnbuckle and hits a missile drop kick. Lance covers Mike to pin.*
1!2!
*Mike gets a shoulder up. Lance picks Mike up and goes to whip him into a corner, but Mike counter whips him the other direction. Mike runs to the ropes, and hits a Springboard Enziguri to Lance Storm. Mike goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Justin comes from behind and axe handle slams Mike in the back to break the pin. Justin grabs a hold of Mike, and whips him into the ropes, but Joe comes in and hits an Enziguri from behind. Joe rolls Justin out of the ring, and as Lance is getting off the ground. Mike grabs Lance onto his shoulders, spins him over to set up a powerbomb, and Mike and Joe hit the Thunder Cracker for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Mike and Joe are declared the winners. Mike grabs a mic from ringside.*
MIKE: So, apparently when we’ve been working on fighting the PTA, plans changed somehow, and now we’re taking on a team that just started pairing up. Well, Moxie, Dorf…I hope you know what you’re getting yourselves into, because when you take on the Ragnals, I can guarantee that the Ragnals will DOMINATE!
And THAT’S the Shocking Truth!
*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe head into the back.*
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Nov 19, 2005 17:24:33 GMT -5
The camera follows eddie omega holding his title in one hand and then switches to another camera with Little Guido in the ring walking back and forth.
Lillian: And on his way to the ring....the OX Division champion...
Eddie walks to the ring and stops right before his name..
Lillian:Eddie Omega
Eddie looks around and gets in the ring. He goes to the turnbuckle and looks out to the crowd hearing boos.
*Bell rings* Guido dances around the ring while eddie stalks and tries to go through his legs but eddie catches him, picks him up and throws him in the corner. He sets him up for chops and delivers brutal ones to Guido. He then sets him up for the pledges as people begin to mark for eddie. He kicks him once and guido falls down.
Crows: Again..Again..Again..
Eddie picks him back up and kicks him again to the chest. He does an irish whip and runs toward guido, but guido puts up a foot. Eddie staggers back to the center and guido runs to him. Eddie catches guido and does a quick spinebuster. Eddie stands up and looks at guido. He picks him up by his hair and throws him in the corner again. This time he picks him up on the turnbuckle, climbs to the top and pauses when he locks his hands. Eddie then says something to the crowd.. and does the Omega Psi Slam off the turnbuckle. Guido is out cold and eddie crawls over for the pin. Ref can count to 30 but eddie will still win.
Eddie then stands up goes outside and picks up his belt. He raises it to the crowd and they of course boo him again. Eddie then walks back to the lockerroom and while he does, he sees Spaz. He goes over to him and starts arguing. Eddie looks away and then punches Spaz in the jaw, spaz then punches him back and the two begin to brawl. They both bump into a dumpster and move to where a garage door is. The refs and officials come to break it up, but yet both are still heated and mad with each other.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 20, 2005 1:18:44 GMT -5
*Spaz & Eddie are still facing off. Security is holding them back.*
S: We are going to hell Omega & I am the only one coming back!
*They both break free of security & start to brawl again. They are throwing punches & as we fade to commercial security drag Eddie off Spaz & Eddie flips Spaz off.*
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 20, 2005 5:41:55 GMT -5
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first...FRANCINE!
*Francine enters, but as she heads down to the ring, the lights grow dark. After some time, the lights turn back on, and Francine is out on the ramp, bleeding from the forehead. Craig Kendo, Holly Vaughn, and Tony Chang are in the middle of the ring, holding their arms out in parayer.*
Kendo: Chrysta...you will not be fighting any more until you give our challenge it's proper response. Avoiding us is a sign that you FEAR us! And none of us will leave until we have ourselves an answer!
*Just then, the lights dim, and Senzafine plays. Chrysta is standing on the ramp, looking down at the Connection. Instead of using a mic, Chrysta's voice booms around the arena by itself.*
Chrysta: CRAIG KENDO! YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT I GIVE NO ANSWER IN FEAR OF YOU! IF I MAY REMIND YOU, THERE IS NO EMOTION WITHIN MY SOUL! BUT IF YOU TRULY WANT REVENGE FOR WHAT I DID AT THE PREVIOUS PPV, THEN SO BE IT! YOU, CRAIG KENDO...TONY CHANG...AND HOLLY VAUGHN...WILL FACE MYSELF AND MS. WHITE...IN YOUR SO CALLED SANCTUARY MATCH.
*The crowd cheers on*
Chrysta: BUT BE WARNED, CONNECTION...FOR SOON, HELL, WILL FREEZE! OVER!
*Senzafine plays as the Connection and Chrysta stare at one another from afar.*
*Backstage, Ms. White is opening up a box. She reaches in, and pulls out white lingeire. She appears giddy about it.*
White: Oh, Chrysta's going to enjoy this SO much...*giggle*
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Post by craigkendo on Nov 20, 2005 11:11:42 GMT -5
*Craig Kendo is still in the ring. He smiles at Chrysta's response.*
Kendo: It is....admirable that you are beginning to see things our way, Ice Queen. As a reward, we shall show you the extent of our power IMMEDIATELY!!!!
*Tony Chang grabs the microphone.*
Chang: Kimona!!! We know you aren't expecting your match until later, but there's been a change of plan. Come out now, and FACE our protege, Miss Holly Vaughn, right now!!! It will be an honour to face our protege at a request. You'd be a FOOL to turn down our offer.
*There is no entrance music playing. Kimona isn't a fool.*
Chang: (Creepy voice) Kimonaaaaa....come out to playyyy.....Kimonaaaaa.... come out to PLAYYYYAYYYY!!! KIMONAAAAAA....COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAYYYYYY....
*Craig Kendo snatches back the microphone.*
Kendo: Kimona. You are right to fear us. However, face us now, and we will END your suffering quickly and effortlessly. That we promise. However, if you choose to delay your match, we shall see to it that you SUFFER!!! Surely you have seen what Miss Vaughn does out of curiousity to her victims...her opponents...anyone in her path... I give you my word that if you come out here now, we shall end the match peacefully, and miss Vaughn will not touch you post-match. We give our word.
*Kimona eventually comes out, nervous, but with a determined look in her eye. She gets into the ring to a good-sized pop. Craig Kendo snaps his fingers, and Tony Chang leaves the ring, annoyed that Kimona is consenting to a quick and easy match. Kimona stares down Holly Vaughn to a good pop, then lays down in the centre of the ring to MASSIVE heat. Kendo nods to Holly, who approaches Kimona.
Kimona brings in Holly for a Small Package!!! SWERVE!!!!
1, 2...
Holly quickly kicks out. She gets to her feet, and hits an armdrag to Kimona. Kimona lands on her feet, bounces off the ropes, and then tries a clothesline to Holly! She stomps at Holly before Holly counters by grabbing Kimona's leg. She gets to her feet, and hits a cradle suplex onto Kimona! Holly grabs Kimona by he neck, and lifts her up, back facing Holly. Holly then hits a German suplex onto Kimona, and then runs at her, hitting a dropkick to Kimona's face as she hits the mat, stomach-first! Holly picks up Kimona, and looks at Kendo on the outside, who gives a thumbs-down signal. Holly takes the message, and lifts her up, bringing her down for a FINAL CONNECTION!!! She goes for the pin!
1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER: "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn!
*Post-Match, Tony Chang and Craig Kendo get into the ring. Kendo still has the microphone.*
Kendo: That was...disappoining, miss Kimona. You tried to win this contest in your insolence by deception. Although I admire your resolve...I really detest being lied to.
*Holly Vaughn approaches the downed Kimona, but Kendo stops her.*
Kendo: Wait, Miss Vaughn! I am aware of what miss Kimona attempted. However, the deal was that she come down to the ring and face you. I am a man of my word. You will not lay a finger on her, miss Vaughn.
*The crowd gives a pop as Holly backs off. Kendo speaks again...*
Kendo: However....I only spoke of miss Vaughn's pact to refrain from violence post-match. Hence...disciple Chang?
*Chang looks up with glee.*
Kendo: Do as you wish.
*Chang grins maliciously. He stomps away at Kimona to huge amounts of heat. He chokes Kimona, and then pounds her head into the mat. Chang then kicks Kimona so she rolls over front-first before standing on her back, holding his hands apart in prayer, and doing the somersault shooting star!!! Chang then grabs Kimona's hair, and lifts her head up before lifting his foot high into the air! He brings it down for the VIPERBITE KICK!!!! Chang taunts as the crowd give him massive amounts of heat. Kendo speaks once more.
Kendo: Have you observed this, Ice Queen? THIS is our brutality!!! THIS is what we may wish to do to you and your VULGAR valet!!! Our message has been delivered. Come, disciples.
*"Ich Will" hits as Kendo and Holly leave the ring. Chang follows, deliberately stomping hard on Kimona's unconcious carcass as he goes.*
*Fade to Commercial.*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 20, 2005 14:15:06 GMT -5
*Back at Ringside and the Familiar ancient ruins and scantily clad toga weraing divas line the Coliseum. The 'Boob Tube' flickers as 'Moving on Up' plays out to the audience... and here comes Mr. Big and Curly Long. A chorus of Boos hit them as they head to the stage. Curly hops onto his stool and prepares to speak*CURLY: Welcome to EWT is Curly!!! A 'VLB' chant starts up straight awayCURLY: so Big looks like the PPV is set to be a real thriller! You have a scaffold match against the "Flu" and a the boot of an automobile ... heheh ... and your teaming with a guy known as EN Bunk ... well as long as he stays out of your way as you clean house, he'll be ok .. heheh *More boo's descend upon them*CURLY: Then after that its Toomi's big plan to be rid of me! ... Its me Curly Long vs the returning Psychoapeguy in a A Chariots of Fire match, ooooh! ... I'm so worried, whats he going to do for an encore? ... a 20,000 leagues under the sea match? ... an American Pie: The Wedding match? ... pfft ... Of course your banned from ringside Mr.Big ... but that doesn't matter! ... I'm a 7 time MCW champion and I've beaten the likes of Shawn Micheals and Sting without your aid ... but when the smoke clears the only thing burning will be Psychoapeguy and then Toomi's Office!! .. but enough of this idle banter on with the show! *The crowd still boo's as Curly psyches himself up into a hosting his show*CURLY: Which brings me to my next guest......A man who on his own will & testament decided he wanted to make a name for himself through humilating & maiming one of the EWT’s biggest & most MAGNIFICENT shooting stars in our sport today. Well guess what you heavy metal listening, bad dental hygiene having, ugly peice of crap.....Your joyride ends here at the Coliseum. So let’s get him the hell out here! Bring out the one they call....LIMEY! *”RIP” engulfs the arena as Limey pops out of the curtain with Carla O. Woe in tow pumping up the horns. The fans are on their feet to see Limey ready to confront face to face the Magnificent One & show their respect & admiration by giving Limey the horns back.*GORILLA MONSOON: The fans are alive here in the Alaska Igloo Dome ready to see Limey finally put that obsessive compulsive roid raging maniac in his place JESSE VENTURA: HOW DARE YOU, MONSOON! Limey has done nothing but torment Flex Magnificent since his debut. He has embarrassed the man & scarred the man for life! GORILLA: Oh brother, give me a break. Flex Magnificent has done nothing but cripple almost every man he has stepped into the ring with Now how can you explain that ? Huh?! What sign of a good wrestler does that show? NONE! VENTURA: Well they were jobbers & women, Monsoon They’re expendable GORILLA: Oh GIVE ME A BREAK. *Limey & Carla make their way up the steps to the Coliseum as Curly immediately hops off his stool & confronts Limey*CURLY: Soooo you finally had the guts to make it to the Coliseum, huh? I can’t believe a British sack of crap such as yourself had the b***s to come out of that fog infested, queen butt kissing country of yours to face a real man A MAGNIFICENT MAN THE MOST....... *Limey interrupts Curly by grabbing the mic & knocking Curly to the floor by palming his forehead. This riles up Mr. Big who moves menacingly close to Limey, but Curly waves off Big letting Limey speak*LIMEY: Long, just so we're clear. I don't care if you're the talk show host, the GM, or my own damn mother! There are two things you can do which you will INSTANTLY regret. The first is slandering or insulting my musical tastes, which, let's face it, is why I'm out here!! To end this whole mess of lies, ONCE AND FOR ALL! And the second, is insulting my home country, the home of Iron Maiden!!! *the fans bring chanting “MAIDEN! MAIDEN! MAIDEN!”* LIMEY: The British Bulldog!!! Jonny Storm!!! *the fans cheer louder for each name mentioned, whilst Curly fumes at Limey*LIMEY: The artist of my theme music, Gary Numan!!! And Ozzy...OSBOURNE!!! (Pause) Just so we're clear...mate. Say any more, and life will give...you... (Whispers) Limes. *The fan begin chanting Limey’s name, but with that last word whispered ”The Lonely Man” begins to play over the PA. The fans anticipate the coming of Flex Magnificent. Limey is in anticipation as well as is Carla though no one seems to be coming out. The music stops playing. Being the wiley vets that Limey & Carla are they begin to look around the set for any sneak attacks from Flex or his manager “The Doctor of Muscletology” Dr. Frederick Delavier. They stand on guard ready for anything from the devious duo of Flex Magnificent & his manager “The Doctor of Muscletology” Dr. Frederick Delavier.
Once again “The Lonely Man” begins playing again as Limey & Carla are in attack position in case of any ruse. Though still no one is showing up. Curly gets back in his seat while Limey & Carla are still looking about. An extended amount of time goes by so Limey & Carla decide to take a seat.* CURLY: Damn.....I guess he’s not coming. LIMEY: Yeah, I guess not. CURLY: Yeah. LIMEY: Yeah. Curly: So uuuuh.....How’s you’re midnight acrobatics? .. the Nocturnal Trampolining? ... bacically hows you sex life? *Limey & Carla look at Curly real weird then they look at themselves & look back at Curly in disgust*CURLY: What? ... Was it something I said? *awkward silence*CURLY: Well then...Can I sit in & watch some time? LIMEY: YOU Vile Little Bast.... *Limey is interrupted as music begins playing.....It’s Flex’s old theme, “HALLELUJAH ” Limey & Carla are back on their feet but are surprised to hear Flex’s old theme until the screen on the Boob Tube begins to flicker on.*CURLY: I thought this thing was just for a nice visual? I didn't know it actually worked! * The screen is very staticy until an image pops up on it crystal clear. It’s Flex Magnificent....WITHOUT HIS MASK
Limey & Carla are shocked to see Flex Magnificent’s unmasked face in the camera appearing scarless. No marks at all. Limey & Carla look at each other & are totally speechless*FLEX MAGNIFICENT: Hahaha as dey say you can not keep a MAGNIFICENT MAN DOWN! HAHAHAHA LIMEY: *off mic* What the hell ? *Curly shrugs his shoulders and helps himself to some grapes from one of the fruit bowls*FLEX: Haha Limey, I know wutt you are saying do yoself right now How in de hell de he do it? What happened do de mordal scarring on his face? I thought I had ended THE MAN’S CAREER Well the answer is simply dis NOOOOOOOOOOOO LIMEY: *feeling a lot more calm now & more self assured* Well....it was only a lil’ knick mate....I guess you let the scab heal, right? FLEX: *looks around kinda confused but starts shaking* No......Nooooo...... *starts shaking a lot* NOOOO I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY Limey: *is now beside himself with laughter along with Carla* Hahahaha I hope that isn’t the big thing you brought me out here for. Because you just wasted all that money on a SCAB Flex Magnificent: *cools off & begins to chuckle* Hehe actually....No. But THIS IS *The PA starts blaring out “What Would You Say” by the Dave Matthews Band as Limey’s face turns to pale white. Carla is completely confused at Limey’s response while Flex is in hysterics.
The screen on the Boob Tube & the Toomi Tron goes completely black. Now what we hear is Flex’s voice.*FLEX: Haha dere’s a lot do Limey you don’ know Carla und all you ignorunt medal heads out dere *Carla gives Limey a weird look as Limey tries to get her out of there until THIS shows up on the screen**Limey is in utter horror at what he is looking at.*FLEX: Well wut is dis? Freshman year aht high schooool & ulready you huv been bestowed a prestigous honuh. But wait!.....Wut is dis? Phish? Oh my Dis does not sound like a heavy medal band name do me Noooo, nut at ull! Haha but there is MORE!!! *The screen changes over to another picture, as Curly begins to chuckle in his seat, Mr.Big also has a large Grin on his face*FLEX: Hey dere Someone is born do be vild Hahaha. Nice shorts Wait...a tied dyed shirt? Could it be our beloved metul headbanger is wearing TIE DYE Hahaha it is Limey ISN’T IT Dis photo was taking at an OUTDOOR CONCERT WITH UTHA HIPPIES WHICH IS WUT YOU USE DO Be NUT A MEDAL HEAD!!! SHOW DE NEXT ONE *Limey is totally beside himself as Carla begins to have a look of weighing confusion over her face as if her entire world has been rocked .. Curly begins humming the Dude Love song into his mike, enfuriating Limey even more .... but Limey is too caught up in emotion & anger to see Carla’s facial expression so he continues to look at the screen as it changes once again ... Curly and Mr.Big choose this moment to leave the coliseum and head to the back, barely able to contain there laughter*FLEX: And finally dis is Limey 3 YEARS BEFORE he came to the EWT He is ulready bulking up do become a pro rustler Wunt do guess whut his name was gunna be during his hippy dippy rustling training ? Take a guess *Limey is really distraught now & begins shaking his head* Watch out “Peace Keepuh” Carl Guerreo because here comes “ ”The Cosmic Coyote” Wildwind Meadow ” What a groooovy idea if I may say so myself, HUH LIMEY? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA *The screen flickers off as there is utter silence except for the angry fans in attendance. Limey & Carla are now left alone in the Coliseum. Limey turns to Carla to explain, but she just looks at Limey and walks off*
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
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Post by Lily-Rose on Nov 20, 2005 15:37:54 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first…Chastity!
*Chastity makes her way down to the ring.*
LILLIAN: And the opponent…Being accompanied to the ring by Joe Ragnal…Tanya FLAIRE!
*Spit plays as Tanya and Joe enter and head to the ring. The bell rings, and Tanya runs right at Chastity knocking her down with a clothesline. Tanya kicks at Chastity a few times, and runs to the ropes and hits a SPringboard Frogsplash. Tanya goes to pin.
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Tanya and Joe head into the back.*
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Post by Bobafett on Nov 20, 2005 16:57:52 GMT -5
(Lights go out in the arena)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'''MMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
(Lights go up Its Fettster)
Fett: Who were you expecting?..Bicshoff? hell no, youre looking at the real thing, (puls out a WWE IC title that still has the WWF sctratch logo on it, obviously stolen outta a dumpster at titan towers) Its youre Real Peoples Undisputed Intercontienal Champion, the one..the only FETTSTER!!!!!! ... ... ... FETTSTER!!!!!! oh yeah its good to be backof course I'll propably get loads of Joan Collins special screwjobs by Toom E as usual, but I'm gonna prove I got what it take to be a champion , yeah..I'm gonna work my ass off, and I'm doing it for all of YOU!! ( points to the crowd )
(Fett leaves to a loud " FETT!!! " chant )
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 20, 2005 17:08:53 GMT -5
*Chrysta is backstage, walking to her locker room. Once she opens the door she sees Ms. White laid out on the couch, wearing white lingerie, looking seductivley at Chrysta.*
Ms. White: Oh, Chrysta. I didn't expect you back so soon.
Chrysta: Ms. White! What is the meaning of this?!
White: Well, you see, it's turning into winter soon, and the heat in the arena was turned up so much...
*She stretches her arms and legs*
White: I just had to take my clothes off so I don't sweat.
Chrysta: Ms. White, is there a reason you've been acting so wierd as of late?
*Ms. White rolls her eyes and gets up off the couch.*
White: You know, I'm really hoping no emotions doesn't mean you have no brain in there, either.
Chrysta:And just WHAT is that supposed to mean?
White: I've been hinting to you for some time, Chrysta! I LOVE you! You're rescuing me from the Connection, me feeling closer to you as you tell me your past...I can feel it in me, but I don't know if you feel it.
Chrysta: Of course I wouldn't! I have no-
White: Yeahyeah, no emotions. We got it. Look, Chrysta, I just want you to at least try to like me.
Chrysta: Ms. WHite, such an outlook on life is-
White: *Presses her finger on Chrysta's lips* Shhhh...just try...please...
*Ms. White smiles as she closes in on Chrysta. The scene fades to silented moans, coming from both Chrysta and Ms. White.*
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Nov 20, 2005 17:10:16 GMT -5
*a promo begins to air...classical music by bach plays softly in the background as the camera slowly pans across a row of black and white pictures that have been duct taped to the wall. after a few seconds of panning, the camera stops at a knife lodged into the wall. a hand reaches in and grabs it. moments later, a splatter of blood clings to the wall and the golden girls theme begins to play. the camera turns left and sees a one-eyed porcelin doll laying on the ground covered in blood with the knife in its heart. next to the doll is a note written in crayon..."i'm coming home!" a shriek is heard as the camera quickly cuts to black and the promo ends.*
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Post by craigkendo on Nov 20, 2005 17:53:19 GMT -5
*Backstage, a rare glimpse of The Connection's locker room, a dark, evil place where the walls, lockers, ceilings, EVERYTHING is black. Craig Kendo is kneeling at the point of a pentagram-ankh logo carved into the floor, illuminated by candles. Tony Chang enters, concerned.*
Chang: Sir...
Kendo: THIS had better be important, disciple. I specifically requested silence in my moment of meditation. I have many matters to divulge.
Chang: Apologies, sir. It concerns the Ice Queen, and the vulgar one.
Kendo:....continue.
Chang: Observe this footage, sir. I had to maim the fool that operated the editing room in order to obtain it so soon. Well...I didn't HAVE to, he gave it to me voluntarily, but I still felt like hearing his skull crack....moot point, sir. Here is the footage.
*Chang hands a videotape to Kendo. Kendo takes it to a VCR, and he observes a TV screen offscreen. Chang and Kendo watch the footage. Chang seems concerned at this, Kendo simply watches on, calmly.*
Miss White: ...at least try to like me....
Chrysta: Miss White, such an outlook on life is-
Miss White: Shhh...just try...please...
*Silented moans are heard as Chang looks on, worried. Kendo simply observes this, frowning.*
Kendo: I have seen enough.
*Chang hits the button on the VCR, stopping the footage. Kendo returns to his meditation position.*
Chang: Those....those vulgar, VULGAR heathens!!! How dare they!!! The Ice Queen would have become a good addition to our cause, but she passed up the opportunity to indulge in such VULGARITIES? That's...that's SACRILIGE!!!
Kendo: Do not be shocked by their actions, Disciple. The Ice Queen, although ready to accept our beliefs, was always going to be TAINTED by that accursed Miss White. Do not let it get in your way. You are, and will forever remain, an admirable asset to our cause, our MESSAGE. You have treated instances that would cause many to turn pale in horror with laughter. You have treated instances that would incite hysteria amongst the masses with apathy. Convert your shock into hatred, Disciple. Use it against them.
Chang: ...forgive me, Leader, but there is something else. These...acts...vulgar as they are, may be giving the Ice Queen a passion. A passion that may become a threat.
Kendo: Disciple Chang....while it is true that the Ice Queen may have consented to such acts, know this: the "passions" held to her by Miss White will be her weakness. It is for this reason that she was denied entry into our unholy Connection, and it is for this reason that she WILL NOT DEFEAT US. She will regret the decision to allign herself with Miss White. Of this I assure you. She will see that we are superior, that we are above these PASSIONS that that accursed vulgar Miss White holds for her.
Chang: ....yes. In the Sanctuary....she will suffer to her last breath. I WILL SHOW THEM WHAT THEIR PASSIONS WILL GIVE THEM!!!!!! PAIN!!!!! SUFFERING!!!! DESTRUCTION!!!!
Kendo: Disciple...we have much to discuss. Gather Protege Vaughn and assemble here. We must meditate on this matter. And see to it that our match is set up.
Chang: Yes, Leader! I shall do as you ask!
*Fade to commercial.*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 20, 2005 18:39:40 GMT -5
*HBH and Rosa are backstage in their locker room. HBH is getting ready for his match*
Rosa: Am I hearing this right? Toom E Dangerously put you and Gas in a tag match TOGETHER?
HBH: Yep. I don't want to be in it, but I have no choice.
Rosa: And you're actually going along with this proposition that Gas gave you?
*HBH nods his head*
Rosa: Bret, what the hell are you thinking? After the things you guys have done to each other, you're going to TRUST him now?
HBH: I'm didn't say I was trusting him. Besides, I have an idea.
*At this point, the camera zooms out of the locker room to show Gasoline eavesdropping*
Gas: *shaking his head* When will he ever learn?
*Cut to next segment*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 20, 2005 22:26:57 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside. "Sexy Guy" hits*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Kendo Stick on a Pole Match. Introducing first, being accompanied by Rosa, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH and Rosa walk out to the ring to loud boos. They do a little posing in the ring. Suddenly the crowd cheers*
RA: And his opponent, The Sandman!
*Sandman walks to the ring through the crowd carrying a can of beer. He drinks the beer and crushes the can with his hand. Rosa exits the ring*
The bell rings to start the match. HBH and Sandman lock up. The two exchange blows. Eventually Sandman gets the upper hand. He whips HBH to the ropes and lands an elbow. He picks HBH up and bangs his head on the turnbuckle. He then continuously pummels HBH. HBH walks two steps before dropping to the mat. Sandman whips HBH to the ropes and gives him a press slam. HBH rolls to the outside.
Rosa runs over to try to help him up. Sandman hits a baseball slide on HBH. Rosa quickly tries to avoid being in harm's way. Sandman picks up HBH and bangs his head on the steel steps. He then bangs his head on the outside rail. Next Sandman rolls HBH into the ring and covers him.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Sandman picks him up lands a few punches. He whips HBH to the ropes. He goes for a back body drop, but HBH counters with a kick to the head. HBH then body slams Sandman and hits a quick leg drop. HBH picks up Sandman and gives him a backbreaker. Next he hits a delayed vertical suplex. After a standing moonsault, HBH covers Sandman.
1... 2...
Sandman kicks out. HBH picks him up and chokes him on the ropes. He eventually breaks the hold and distracts the ref. While this happens, Rosa chokes Sandman and then slaps him. HBH bangs Sandman's head on the turnbuckle before stomping a mudhole in him. HBH then runs at him with a knee. He climbs to the second rope and hits a diving elbow. He immediately covers him.
1... 2...
Sandman gets a shoulder up. HBH picks up and hits him with punches and chops. He whips Sandman to the ropes. Sandman ducks an attempted clothesline and hits HBH with a Lou Thesz press. The ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Both men are now up. They trade punches. Sandman gets the upper hand and whips HBH to the ropes. He hits a back body drop. He then lands a few chops on HBH followed by a hip toss. He catapults HBH into the turnbuckle and hits a powerslam. Sandman then climbs the ropes and grabs the kendo stick from the pole. He waits for HBH to get up. HBH gets up, and Sandman swings at him. HBH ducks, and Sandman hits the ref instead. HBH capitalizes with a spinning heel kick. He climbs the ropes and connects with an elbow drop. He goes for some Sweet Chin Muzak, but Sandman catches his leg and clotheslines him. He picks up the kendo stick and hits HBH in the mid-section. He then smashes it over HBH's back, breaking it in two. Sandman gets the crowd riled up. With his back turned, Rosa grabs a sledgehammer from under the ring and slides it toward HBH. HBH grabs it and hides it. Sandman picks up HBH and is met with a shot to the stomach. HBH then hits Sandman in the head with the sledgehammer, knocking him out. HBH slides the sledgehammer out of the ring and slaps on the Sharpshooter. The ref comes to and notices that Sandman is knocked out, so he call for the bell.
RA: Here is your winner, the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH celebrates in the ring with Rosa as the show fades into a commercial*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 21, 2005 0:29:18 GMT -5
*Toom E Dangerously is backstage when Marc Lloyd runs up to him.*
ML: Mr. Dangerously, Mr. Dangerously!!!
TED: What is it? I have a very important appointment to get to.
ML: Sir, is it true? Rebirth is finalized with the last 2 matches scheduled?
TED: Yes boy genius, it is. The line up is set & etched in stone.
ML: Care to let the cat out of the bag?
TED: Well Marc, if you must know. For starters, the EWT Girl Next Door Championship will be defended per Miss Ragnal's request, BUT not by her standards. Because of the money Curly Long blew, we will NOT be flying the ladies up to Canada to compete in Stu Hart's Dungeon. But, oceanic, Linda Ragnal, & Carla O Woe will compete in a Submissions Match.
ML: What about Mia?
TED: What about Mia? Before I left for my vacation, she was making false accusations against me on tv with Mercenary. And she has only been here ONCE since my return. She hasn't competed in any of her scheduled matches. She thinks she's above the rules & her contract. Well, screw that. She is out of this Sunday no matter how much she wants in. But, I couldn't tell you how much that is because SHE HASN'T BEEN HERE!!! So this Sunday, making her pay per view debut will be Mystery.
ML: Mystery? Really? Do you think she's ready?
TED: Who cares. The buzz on the internet is she's their top choice for woman of the year. Have you seen her? She's crazy, but yet the fans love her. As for the second match, Flex Magnificent will take on the man called Limey in a one on one match.
Now, if you excuse me Marc...I have an appoinment with a possible new EWT superstar. And if things go well, he will be at Rebirth this Sunday.
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Post by Oceanic on Nov 21, 2005 2:31:44 GMT -5
Beulah comes out from the back to an "ECW!" chant. She gets into the ring and waves to the crowd. The lights go down and Oceanic comes out. She enters the ring and sizes up Beulah. The bell rings and the two ladies lock up. Oceanic sends Beaulah down with a quick arm drag. Beaulah gets back up but is barraged with a series of knees and elbows. Oceanic whips her into the turnbuckles and runs in with a running shoulder charge right into Beulah's stomach. Beulah doubles over and wanders out of the corner where Oceanic lands a huge ax kick to the back of her head, sending her crashing down to the mat. Oceanic scoops Beaulah up into a fireman's carry position, then throws her up and blasts her knee right in Beaulah's face wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves2/go2sleep.wmv Oceanic picks Beaulah up again and positions her on the top turnbuckle, then picks her up again and comes down with the Hawaiian Muscle Buster, laying Beulah out. Oceanic locks in TAAS and Beulah taps out immediately. Oceanic lets go and the referee raises her hand. She looks back at Beulah, shrugs, then heads back to the locker room.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Nov 21, 2005 4:57:01 GMT -5
*"She's Got Issues" hits, and Carla O Woe is out, without Limey. The crowd gives a good pop for her as she solemnly makes her way to the ring. She grabs the microphone as a huge "Limey" chant starts."
Carla: No, Limey won't be with me here tonight. I...I need some time away from him. He lied to me. He really was everything Flex said he was, and all this time, I was standing up for him, looking like a fool.
*The crowd boos this, and Carla takes it in her stride.*
Carla: I guess I deserve that. Limey HAS tried his damndest to set things right. But try to understand! He LIED to me!! If he had just told me that he was a hippie, that he was a huge Phish fan, that he had a tendency to get stoned and play folky songs, I would have understood! I, myself, used to portray a clueless backstage announcer!! But...there is a difference to that. I was doing that because I wanted a job here. Limey...Limey's true feelings were in his folky tastes. I...need time away from him. Especially now. I have another title shot against Linda, and I need to focus on it. Limey...I'm sorry. But you need to work this out on your own. At least for now.
*Carla gives back the microphone to Chimel. "El Phantasmo" hits, and Dawn Marie is out. She makes her way to the ring as she gets a good ECW chant going. The bell sounds, and the match is underway.
Dawn Marie extends her hand to Carla, and Carla shakes it. The two women circle each other, and go in for a tie-up. Carla comes out on top, and hits an armwrench takedown, dropping the leg to hit an armbar. Dawn Marie hits a few right hands to the face, making Carla release the hold. Dawn Marie scrambles to her feet as Carla headsprings up. Carla hits an armdrag on the unsuspecting Dawn Marie. Carla then applies a sleeper hold on Dawn Marie as Dawn tries to fight back. Dawn gets to her feet and hits a few elbows to Carla's stomach, making her release the hold. Dawn bounces off the ropes, and runs at Carla, who hits a leapfrog. Dawn again bounces off the ropes, and falls prey to a monkey flip by Carla. Carla then swiftly springs to her feet and hits a somersault leg drop onto Dawn. Carla picks up Dawn by the head as Dawn immediately counters by dropping Carla with a reverse Atomic Drop. Carla, stunned, drops to one knee as Dawn Marie runs the ropes behind Carla, leaping off with a bulldog. Dawn Marie applies a ground headlock to Carla, and keeps the hold for a while before Carla gets up slowly, pushing Dawn to the ropes. Dawn bounces back-first into Carla, who hits a German Suplex!!! Dawn slowly helps herself up using the ropes, and as soon as she turns to face Carla, Carla hits and STO!!! Carla then drags Dawn Marie to the turnbuckle, and leaps up, calling for the Eye Candy! She then leaps off and hits the EYE CANDY before going for the pin!!!
1, 2, 3!!!
Winner: Carla O Woe.
*Post-Match, Carla makes the "belt" gesture, indicating that she is ready for the match at Rebirth for the title.*
*Fade out...*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 21, 2005 7:11:45 GMT -5
*As we come back from the commericals we can see some stage hands removing the ropes and replacing them with Barbed Wire ... the crowd is excited as they know that the next match is for the EWT Tri-State Championship and is due to be a barb wire match!!*
JIM ROSS: Hello everyone, I'm good ol' J.R alongside Jerry 'the King' Lawler .. Bawhh Gawd!
JERRY 'THE KING' LAWLER: .. Bit early for that isn't it J.R?
JIM ROSS: Its never too early for some 'Bahhwww Gaawwd's' Jerry especially for the match we have for you tonight!! .... thats right its barbed wire time folks ... it will maim these wrestlers like a hot knife on butter!
Jerry Lawler pulls out some babed wire from under the desk
LAWLER: It's so Dangerous! ... I have feeling this could be memorable!
J.R: Lets hope its remembered for all the right reasons ... please put that barbed wire away! ... and here comes the challenger .. Spike Dudley!!
*As if by magic Spike Dudley's music hits ... it's classic ECW music as he heads to the ring in his overalls and Tye-Dye! ... he waves to the crowd ... who chant 'ECW' in his direction ... Spike warily enters the ring so as to avoid the barbs*
LAWLER: I think Spike may be fighting an uphill battle in this match!
J.R: This Kid is all heart! ... never have I seen such toughness and determination from a man, he'll have to use all his agility in this one!
* On that 'Apocalypse Please' Plays out as smoke builds on the entrance ramp ... it rises Dramatically and there he is! ... the EWT Tri-State Champion ... Maelstrom! ... he raises the belt in one hand above his head to a loud cheer before heading to the ring ... Maelstrom lepas over the Barbed Wire and plays up the title to the crowd. The referee takes the belt and holds it up*
Bell Rings
Spike strokes his goatee as he tries to figure out how he's going to take Maelstrom down. After a little thought he tries a battering ram type manouver, this has about as much affect as a sparrow hitting a brick wall. Maelstrom amused at this grabs Spike and throws him towards the barbed wire ropes! .. Spike manages to stop himself and turns to yell at Maelstrom ... Maelstrom give's a hand motion to try your best at Spike ... Spike responds by rushing the larger man unleashing a series of punches to his midsection, unfortunatly they have little impact ... Maelstrom blocks one of the punches and smacks him with one of his own, sending Spike's glasses flying out of the ring! Maelstrom then Irish Whips Spike into one of the corners ... but Spike using his agility leaps onto the second rope and attempts a moonsault .. but Maelstrom caught him!! ... Big powerslam by Malestrom who goes for a cover ..
1,2 ..
Spike kicks out and rolls to the far corner to regroup. Maelstrom remains waiting for Spike's next move. Spike not wasting too much time charges Maelstrom but at the last minute leaps around him and goes for a crucifix pin! ... But Maelstrom is just too heavy and decides to run backwards into the barbed wire ...
J.R: Bawhh Gawwd! that man's got a family to think of!!
LAWLER: I doubt D-Von or Bubba are too worried J.R!
Spike's body rips against the savage barbs ... Maelstrom drops Spike to the ground as Spike writhes in agony his chest and face a shredded mess. Maelstrom goes for the cover ..
1,2,3 ...
Spike somehow kicked out. Maelstrom is surprised but not slowing picks Spike up into the Whirlpool position! ... no wait Spike determined not to be put away hammers on Malestrom's skull with a flurry of forearms and follows with a hurricanrana! ... Maelstrom is down but slowly is getting to his feet all ready, Spike realising that this may be his only chance hits a low dropkick to Maelstrom's head, he follow with a couple of stomps before climbing the turnbuckle ... blood dripping from several puncture wounds Spike readys himself ... Double foot Stomp off the top rope!! .. Spike covers ...
1,2 ...
Maelstrom throws Spike off, nearly sending him into the barbed wire again! .. Spike is unrelenting though and kicks away at the large mass of Maelstrom ... Spike has got Maelstrom in a headlock ... he's going for the Dudley Dog!! ... there it is ...
J.R: Bawwhhh GAAWWWD!! Someone stop the damm match!!
LAWLER: OHHH NOOO!
Maelstrom has thrown Spike off at the last minute and crotched him on the barbed wire!! ... Spike screams in pain before rolling off the barbed wire to the canvas! ... Maelstrom remaining calm picks up Spike .... he has him in a suplex postion ... VORTEX DROP!! ... cover!
1,2,3.
Bell Rings
*Maelstrom raises his hand as he is handed the Tri-State Title. 'Apocalypse Please' plays over the speakers as the crowd cheers and chants 'Maelstrom!'. After a while Maelstrom exits the ring and heads backstage*
(cut to commercial for Al Snow Sponsored Asprin)
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Post by girlnextdoor on Nov 21, 2005 10:01:26 GMT -5
It happened. It finally happened. Somebody likes me. He likes me.....he really likes me.
He put me in the match of my dreams. That's so sweet. I can't believe he did it. Especially since Linda seems afraid of me. She never accepted my challenge. She wouldn't let me play with them because she's afraid.
I told you Linda. It wasn't you. It wasn't you who hurt me years ago. I didn't even know you back then.
But your belt...your shiny, shiny belt will look good on me. And when I get that belt, I will be happy...so happy.
Don't worry Linda. I won't hurt you. I just wanna be you friend. I'll be there for you Linda. We can be best friends. I'll be there for you. We can share the belt. I'll have it on even days, you can have it on odd days. Best friends share. What do you say Linda? Be my new best friend?
I'll be there for you These five words I swear to you When you breathe I want to be the air for you I'll be there for you I'd live and I'd die for you Steal the sun from the sky for you Words can't say what a love can do I'll be there for you
And I wan't there when you were happy I wasn't there when you were down I didn't mean to miss your birthday, baby I wish I'd seen you blow those candles out
I'll be there for you These five words I swear to you When you breathe I want to be the air for you I'll be there for you I'd live and I'd die for you Steal the sun from the sky for you Words can't say what a love can do I'll be there for you
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Nov 21, 2005 11:45:41 GMT -5
<Dorf walks down the hallway, Diva-Dorf at his side. The crowd pops crazy and Dorf makes his way down>
<The Camera cuts down the hall, and we see Moxie behind him, walking slowly. Moxie squints his eyes and looks at Dorf>
DORF!!!
<Dorf jumps a bit and turns around and Moxie is right behind him>
Dorf: What the hell are you doing?
Moxie: Don't worry, just keeping your heart rate up.
Dorf: Okay... Moxie: We need a plan.
Dorf: What?
Moxie: A plan to beat the Ragnals.
Dorf: I don't think we need a plan.
Moxie: If you want to keep your title... you'll want a plan.
Dorf: Fine. What do you want to do?
Moxie: Well... DQ. We'll just throw the match.
Dorf: Hmm...
Diva-Dorf: Don't tell me your thinking about it!
Moxie: Quiet Sharmell. We have things to talk about.
Dorf: Fine. We'll talk about it after our match with the Dudleys.
Moxie: That's my boy. Just remember, all you gotta do is trust me...
<Dorf nods sarcastically and he and Diva-Dorf walk away, continuing to his locker room to prepare>
Moxie: And... watch your back...
<Moxie grins evily and walks away, as we fade out>
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