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Post by The Lach is very tired on Mar 8, 2006 4:41:56 GMT -5
*Sum Guy is standing by in front of the EWT logo with Spaz.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy & I couldn't smell what The Rock was cooking. I am here with Spaz. Spaz, yourself, Limey & Spyke have united to form Generation Tech. What about your title rematch with Limey?
S: We will still have our rematch. Limey & I are gentlemen when we make an agreement we stand by it.
SG: But what about the PTA? They seem hell bent on destroying Gen. Tech.
S: The PTA are formidable, but they are missing one thing, respect. The PTA respect no one, the fans don't respect them & Generation Tech certainly don't respect them. Respect is a powerful thing Guy. Without it you have nothing. All 3 of us in Gen. Tech are equals there is no leader, we all respect each other. The PTA are spouting on about how The OX Title is easy to win, how Spyke is breakable & that Limey is a Transitional Champion. Well when the time comes the PTA will be forced to respect Generation Tech when we prove to them that we are the better men. Believe The Hype Generation Tech is the most formidable force in the EWT & we will prove it in the ring, in fair contests not with cowardly attacks & double teams.
SG: Strong words for the PTA from Spaz. How will this rivalry unfold? Stay tuned to EWT programming to find out. I'm Sum Guy & I haven't had a nice day.
*Cut To Commercial for Freek Show DVD.*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 8, 2006 8:04:14 GMT -5
(“So Cold” by Breaking Benjamin plays as Koda Kazar makes his way from the back, to half cheers and half boos, obviously some fans haven’t forgotten what Koda did to Mankind. Not acknowledging the fans boos, Koda climbs into the ring and waits for Spyke.)
Lillian: In the ring, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, KODA! KAZAR!
(“So Cold” fades away. Followed by a few seconds of silence, then “Rock Your Body” starts up, and Spyke Johannson walks from the back to large pops. Spyke waves to the fans and high-fives a few in the front row while making his way to the ring. A rather large “Gen. Tech” chant starts.)
Lillian: Making his way to the ring, from Stockholm, Sweden, SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
Spyke climbs into the ring and the bell sounds. Spyke approaches Koda and extends his hand. Koda shakes Spyke’s hand, and they circle each other. Spyke and Koda grapple, jockeying for an early advantage. Koda manages to get Spyke backed up into the corner, but Spyke shoves Koda away. Koda attempts a clothesline on Spyke, but Spyke ducks, and hits some right hands on Koda as he turns around. Spyke whips Koda into the ropes on the far side. Koda comes running back towards Spyke, and Spyke hits a big clothesline. Koda goes crashing to the mat, and Spyke goes for the cover.
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But it’s not even a 1 count. Spyke picks up Koda, but Koda hits Spyke in the gut with several rights and lefts. Koda bounces off the ropes in front of a hunched-over Spyke, and hits a flipping neckbreaker. Koda sets Spyke up in a seated position and hits several forearm shots to the back of Spyke’s neck. Koda picks Spyke up. Koda kicks Spyke in the gut and hits an Implant DDT, sending Spyke to the mat, headfirst. Spyke grabs the back of his neck in pain, as Koda goes to the top rope, as he’s looking to land a leg drop on Spyke’s neck. Koda leaps off the top rope looking to hit the legdrop, but Spyke rolls out of the way, in the nick of time. Koda lands tailbone first. Spyke, with one hand still holding the back of his neck, goes for the cover.
1!
Koda kicks out at 1! Spyke stands up, take a few steps backwards, waiting for Koda to get to his feet. Koda stands up, and Spyke charges towards him, but Koda hits an impressive Enziguri, once again hitting the neck of Spyke. Koda picks Spyke up and seats him on the top turnbuckle. Koda climbs and stands on the top rope in front of Spyke and Koda hits a Frankensteiner on Spyke. Spyke goes flying towards the mat. Koda goes for the cover, this could be it!
1!
2!
Thr—
No! Spyke kicks out in an act of desperation at 2 and ¾! Koda sits on his knees wondering what he has to do to put Spyke away. Koda then looks as if he has an idea. Koda picks Spyke up, and locks on a Dragon Sleeper! Spyke is writhing in pain as Koda holds the move on. The ref asks Spyke several if he wishes to give up, but Spyke refuses. Koda locks the hold on harder. Spyke out of nowhere manages to move both competetors over towards the turnbuckle. Spyke runs up the turnbuckle with the move still locked in, and Spyke reverses it, into a Dragon Sleeper of his own! The crowd pops loud as Spyke now is back on offence! Spyke moves them away from the corner and Spyke hits a reverse suplex from the Dragon Sleeper position, sending Koda to the mat face first. Spyke picks up Koda and whips him into the ropes. Koda runs back towards Spyke, and Spyke hits a high-angle dropkick, connecting with the face of Koda. Spyke goes to the top rope and does his dance taunt and hits the Dancing Star Press successfully! Spyke with the cover.
1! 2!
No! Koda kicks out after 2! Spyke picks Koda up and send him to the corner. Spyke approaches and lands a big elbow shot to Koda’s face. Spyke sets Koda up on the top turnbuckle, but Koda hits Spyke on top of the head with a big elbow, and hits a Tornado DDT on Spyke. Both competetors fall to the mat. Both men lie on the mat for about 15 seconds before Koda finally stands up and calls for the K-Driver! Koda picks Spyke up and has him ready, but Spyke wraps his legs around Koda’s neck, pulls himself up and reverses the K-Driver into a SwedeDT! The crowd goes nuts as Spyke goes for the cover!
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2!
3!
Bell rings and we have a winner!
Lillian: Your winner! SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
Spyke can barely stand and is still sort of holding the back of his neck in pain. Spyke remains in the ring waiting for Koda to get up. Eventually, Koda Kazar makes his way to his feet, Spyke appraoches Koda and extends a hand as the cameras overhear Spyke saying “good match.” Koda shakes Spyke’s hand and a pat on the back from both. They raise each others hands in a sign of respect after a hard fought battle. The camera zooms in on their hands raised in the air as we fade to commercial.
(Fade to commercial for the EWT Magic; The Gathering: Special 2-Disc set.)
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Mar 8, 2006 10:51:48 GMT -5
*HBH and Cherry are strolling around backstage when they see the match board*
HBH: Well well well, what do we have here? My ol' buddy Gasoline is facing The Outlaw for the Tri-State title with me as the special referee. What to do, what to do?
Cherry: Oh no! Toom E. put me against Wendi Richter! I don't know how to wrestle!
HBH: Don't worry, you'll do fine. I have an idea.
Cherry: Really? What?
HBH: Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
*HBH and Cherry walk off as we cut to the next segment*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Mar 8, 2006 21:50:44 GMT -5
Joel and Mike stand backstage, and between them stands the lovely, well endowed Terri.
Terri: Hi everyone, it's Terri, and I'm here with one of the top tag teams in EWT, Joel Nelson and Mike Hodgson, the Nyrds!
Joel: Glad to be here, Terri.
Mike: Glad to be near you at all, Terri.
Terri: I'm sure you are. Well guys, it has to be said, congratulations on your impressive win at Freek Show on Sunday.
Joel: Well thank you, Terri. It truly was an honor to be taken under the wing of HMark, if only for a little while. And I'm certain The Handsome Boys felt our wrath, and like we said, hell hath no fury like a Nyrd hazed.
Mike: My head was split open, and Joel suffered a sprained pinky. Other than that, I think we made out well enough.
Terri: Do you think your bad blood with the Handsome Boys is over with?
Joel: No way. Flushing my head for an hour is one thing...but dude, they broke my Gamecube AND my copy of WindWaker. And that bastard of a dog ate my memory card. I was about to beat that game for the sixth time running, dammit!
Mike: Those kinds of wounds run deep, man. Wounds like that can't be solved by savage brutality.
Terri: What do you think about they're upcoming match against the Ragnals?
Joel: Terri, they're facing the Ragnals. I think you know about our history with the Ragnals. The Ragnals are hardcore with a captial HARD, yo.
Mike: I think that...
Chocula: I think that it's time you shut the hell up.
Chocula walks up to the interview, followed by Billy, who is dragging Sum Guy by the collar. Moniqua and Frou Frou appear soon.
Chocula: Do you two even listen to yourselves? "They broke my copy of WindWaker!" Boo-f***ing-hoo! There are bigger problems on planet Earth right now, like the fact that you two are handed all the breaks while we bust our asses, and don't get s***!
Mike: Wow, you don't even get s***?
Joel: Reach into your heads sometime, you'll find all the s*** you need there.
Chocula just shakes his head with contempt in mind, as Billy speaks up.
Billy: And what the hell is with Terri skipping over us to interview you two geeks? And even worse, we're stuck with someone even GEEKIER than them, if that's even possible?
Sum Guy: I'm Sum Guy and I'm...
Billy pushes him out of frame.
Terri: I was assigned to interview them...
Chocula: Yet another point of proof that the Nyrds will ALWAYS catch all the breaks around here!
Joel: Some cheese to go with that whine, Choc?
Mike: Some toilet paper to go with your brains?
Moniqua: Oh honestly, you deesgusting Nyrds are incorigable. Can you not solve your problems via your deesgustingly childish bickering?
Chocula: I'd like to see them try to solve something without flipping nine times.
Choc and Billy high five over the awesome slam.
Mike: Hey, nice b***h.
Moniqua: Feelthy Nyrds. My Frou Frou is a boy!
Mike: I was talking about Chocula.
Terri: Wow. And on that note...
Terri runs off, as once again, the Nyrds and the HBMS clash in a brawl. It goes on for a solid minute as Nyrd and Handsome Boy exchange punches, until finally, a team of security guards breaks things up.
Chocula: (as he and Billy are pulled away by security) We'll get you Nyrds if it KILLS US!
Mike: (as he and Joel are carried away) Well it shouldn't matter that much cuz you're already BRAIN DEEEEEAAAAAAAD!
The Nyrds and the HBMS are pulled off screen. Sum Guy comes back into frame, and picks up a mic.
Sum: I'm Sum Guy, and I once toured with the 'Dead, but not really. Back to you guys in the booth!
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Post by crauswell on Mar 9, 2006 4:25:11 GMT -5
Joey Styles: Hello everyone. Earlier this week, Chance Confidence had a rather... nasty encounter with the EWT's one and only open furry, Crauswell... and well, you can guess that it turned ugly. But this next match promises not to be ugly...
THe screen shifts to the ring and the Random Ring Announcer
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Jake the Snkaes music starts up and he heads out to the ring... with a bag containing, well, you know what.
Announcer: From Stone Mountain Georgia, weighing in at 267 pounds, Jake " The Snake " Roberts!
Jake finally makes his way into the ring... putting the bag away for later. He looks to the ring, looking for his opponent.
Soon, a huge pryotechnic explosion goes off, as Broken Wings starts up and out he comes.
Announcer: And the opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!!!
Crauswell stands on the stage, spreading his wings... then heading down the ramp and towards the ring. He gets some pretty heavy boos from the crowd. The Gryphon Man enters the ring as well, looking across at Jake... then eying the bag he brought.
Styles: I'm pretty sure everybody knows what's he thinking about there.
Jake walks to the center of the ring, Crauswell doing so as well. The bell rings and Jake swings with a clothesline, the Gryphon man ducks underneath, grabbing Jake from behind and lifting him up, then slamming him down hard with a full nelson slam! He goes for a very early cover. 1...2...
Jake kicks out. Crauswell quickly rises to his feet, then stomps at the chest of Jake, softening him up a bit. He immediately leaps up and goes for a headbutt, but Jake quickly rolls out of the way, Crauswell of course hitting the mat instead. He groans a bit, quickly getting to his feet as Jake immediately grabs him and lifts him up, then slams him down with a Scoop slam. The crowd cheers as Jake leaps up high and nails a an elbow drop righ to the heart of the oversized bird... and into a cover of his own. 1...2.
Crauswell manages to POWER out of it,senbding Jake flying to the mat. The gryphon man gets to his feet, as Jake sits back up. He then leaps up and nails a dropkick to the face, knocking him on his back. He gets back to his feet, lifting Jake up and into a suplex back to the mat. He hooks the leg for a cover. 1....2....
But Jake gets the shoulder up. Crauswell looks down at Jake, lifting him up again, then dropping to his knees and hitting Jake with a throat thrust. Jake groans, staggering back a bit as Crauswell follows up with some stiff overhand palms slaps to the chest... Jake getting hit with each one. Soon he's up against the turnbuckle. Crauswell backs up, then charges forward... ramming his shoulder HARD into Jake's chest. He groans as Crauswell then grabs Roberts and hurls him forward with a monkey flip out of the corner... sending him pretty far. The bird man gets back to his feet once again... taking a minute to catch his breath as he waits for Jake to get back up as he signals for the end.
Eventually Jake does so, Crauswell grabbing him by the throat and attempting to lift him up, but Jake catching him in mid lift with a knee to the chest. Crauswell acks and drops Jake as he then takes Crauswell down with a short arm clothesline. The crowd cheers as Jake goes down to the mat, locking in a sleeper hold and trying to take the gryphon man out. Crauswell acks and immediately struggles to break free, but Roberts keeps the hold locked in pretty tight... as the hold starts to effect his opponent.
Crauswell groans a bit... starting to succumb, but resisting and trying to stay alive. The crowd cheers for Snake as he keeps the hold locked in still. Soon however... Crauswell starts to rise... slowly, Jake trying to hold him down. He just can't keep him down though as Crauswell nails an elbow from behind... then another, Jake breaking the hold. Crauswell then immediately goes behind and locks in the Crossface Gryphon Wing! Jake acks as Crauswell drops to the mat, taking Roberts with him, then wrapping his legs around his body so he can't excape. Jake groans and as so many others have... immediately taps out. However... the referee doesn't see it.
It's Chance Confidence! Chance is distracting the referee on the outside. As Jake pretty much nearly passes out... Crauswell finally realizes what's going on. He breaks the hold, then walks over... and looks down at Chance. Confidence waves cockily... as Crauswell says something to him
Cruaswell: Stay out of this!!!
The Gryphon Man turns around and walsk back over to Jake, but suddenly, a school boy by a desperate Jake!!!
1....2...3!!!
Styles: Oh my god... Chance just cost Crauswell another match! And the losing streak continues.
Announcer: Here is your winner... Jake " The Snake " Roberts!!!
Jake however doesn't get to celebrate as Crauswell immediately grabs him by the throat... lifts him up high and nails a Beak Buster! Roberts is knocked out by this... but the gryphon man doesn't care. He then looks to the outside at Chance... then locks in another Crossface Gryphon Wing... to send a message. The referee tries to get him to break the hold... and eventually... he does. Crauswell quickly exits the ring... glaring at Chance who flashes him with the L is for Loser sign.
Styles: Chance may not have made the best desicion today. I gurantee that this is gonna come back to bite him in the ass!
Fade to commercial.
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Post by The Bad Man on Mar 9, 2006 5:46:22 GMT -5
Backstage and D'Zee is checking out the matchboard
D'ZEE: So it starts with Rosa does it? ... well she better watch out as she'll be needing an icepack for her jaw after we fight!
D'Zee walks off, a man accidentally walks into D'Zee coming the other way. D'Zee grabs the man and shoves him into the wall. She walks off as the man sits in shock and pain
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Mar 9, 2006 7:11:39 GMT -5
We come back from a commercial to find Mean Gene Okerland standing by with The British Bulldogs: Davey Boy SMith and the Dynamite Kid
MEAN GENE: Welcome back fans and I have two of the best wrestlers in the tag team industry standing alongside me .. and they will be going up against EWT Tag Champions Curly Long and Mr. Big .. guys your thoughts?
Dynamite Kid responds first as Davey Boy Smith lifts up Matilda for the camera
DYNAMITE KID: This is it mate, when worlds will colide ... Curly Long and Mr. Big versus the British Bulldogs. We won't be taking Prisoners but you can be sure we'll be taking those belts! ...
DAVEY BOY: That's right ... The British Bulldogs are going to take a bite out of those EWT Tag Titles ain't that right Matilda?
MATILDA: Grrrr!
At this point Curly on top of Big's shoulders walks into the segment. the EWT Tag belts hang from Mr. Big's shoulders
CURLY: Hey Big check it out .. its the English ... err .. whats a good insulting word that begins with E?
Mr. BIG: .. um ... excrement?
CURLY: Yeah .. its the English Excrement! ...
DAVEY BOY: ... and I said I was Bizarre!?
Mean Gene tys to keep the interview going but is having little sucees
MEAN GENE: Gentlemen please! ... Mr. Long do you have anything useful to say?
CURLY: Just that like the Ragnals and all the other tag teams here in the EWT ....The British Bulldogs maybe good but Frankly I'm better! .. and thats the short of it!
The two teams give angry looks at one another
DYNAMITE KID: We'll see you in the ring .. where you'll find our Bite is far worse than are Bark!!
The Bulldogs walk off .. Curly and Mr. Big watch them go before walking off in the other direction
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 9, 2006 18:14:44 GMT -5
Weird noises can be heard as Kamala comes out with Kim Chee and Jim Cornette (for some reason)
"JB" Jeremy Borash: The following contest is scheduled here, in the EWT Arena! First, making his way to the ring, being accompanied to the ring by his handler Kim Chee and Jim Cornette, he is the Ungandan Giant, Kamala!
Kamala's music dies down as "Stairwat To Heaven" hits as Scott Andrews comes out, favoring his left shoulder as a result of the flaming tables match.
JB: And his opponent, from the Island Of Hokkaido in Japan, weighing in at 267 lbs., he is accompanied by the Reverand Slick, Scott Andrews!
Andrews gets in the ring as Kamala starts punching him, forcing him into a corner and going for a splash. Scott tries to avoid it but Kamala manages to connect with Scott's left arm. Scott screams in pain as he gets out, taking his attention off Kamala. Kamala notices this, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Kamala gets up, and hits a big splash. Scott looks out of it but refuses to quit. Scott manages to avoid a Rikishi-like butt splash, and gets up quickly. Kamala gets up and is met with a Mafia Kick. Kamala falls down as the ref goes on to check on him. Scott pushes him away and climbs the turnbuckle before hitting the Sea Of Flames (The Frontflip Frogsplash headfirst). The ref resumes checking on Kamala and awards the match to Scott due to K.O.
JB: Here is your winner as a result of knock out, Scott Andrews!
Andrews till holds the left shoulder before looking at Kamala and leaving the ring with the Reverand.
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Post by Chrysta on Mar 9, 2006 23:15:03 GMT -5
*Maritime plays, and Oceanic comes out, the GND title around her waist. She slaps hands with the fans as she walks down the ramp, then climbs into the ring.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship! Making her way to the ring first, the EWT Girl Next Door Champion...OCEANIC!
*As oceanic takes the belt off and hands it to the ref, Senzafine plays, and Chrysta steps out from the back, with Ms. White not too far behind.*
Chimel: And the Challenger, from Juno, Alaska, being accompanied to the ring by Ms. White...The ice Queen, Chrysta RAGNAL!
*The crowd chants "She's no Ragnal!" as Chrysta climbs into the ring, and she takes off her fur coat, handing it to Ms. White. The bell rings, and Chrysta and Oceanic stare each other down in the ring's center. Oceanic extends her hand out, and to the crowd's surprise, Chrysta shakes on it. Oceanic is looking a little surprised herself. The bell is finally rung, and as they still shake hands, Chrysta kicks Oceanic in the gut, and then hits a vertical suplex on her. Chrysta gets up and nails a legdrop to Oceanic's throat, then goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Oceanic kicks out. Chrysta kicks Oceanic in the ribs a few times, then lifts her up by the the hair and slams her face first into the top turnbuckle. Chrysta whips her into the opposite corner, then delivers a clothesline to Oceanic against the turnbuckles. Chrysta whips Oceanic again, and clotheslines her again. Chrysta whips her again, but this time Oceanic reverses, and sends Chrysta into the corner. Oceanic rushes at Chrysta, and nails a stinger splash to Chrysta. Chrysta stumbles out of the corner, and Oceanic hits her with a release belly to belly suplex. Oceanic runs to the ropes and hits a Lionsault to Chrysta, then gets up and hits a double leg drop to the stomach. Oceanic goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Chrysta kicks out. Oceanic puts Chrysta into a Fujiwara armbar, but Chrysta grabs the ropes, and Oceanic lets go on three. Oceanic picks Chrysta up and whips her into the ropes, and hits with an armdrag. Chrysta gets up and runs at Oceanic, but she sees it coming and hits Chrysta with a bionic elbow. Oceanic whips Chrysta into the ropes, and as Chrysta runs towards her, she’s hit with a belly-to-belly by Oceanic. Oceanic picks Chrysta up once more and hits the Orange Crush before going to pin.*
1!2!
*Chrysta kicks out. Oceanic picks her up and whips her into a corner, then kicks at her midsection a couple of times. Oceanic takes her out of the corner and whips her into the ropes, only to get hit by a tornado DDT by Chrysta. As Chrysta stares down coldly at Oceanic on the canvas, she runs to the ropes, and hits a kneedrop to the face. Chrysta drops a few elbows to Oceanic's midsection, then picks her up by the hair again, hitting her with the Hog Lock/Ice Breaker. Chrysta goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Oceanic kicks out. Chrysta picks her up and whips her into the ropes and charges after her, only to get hit by Oceanic with a spinning heel kick. Oceanic and Chrysta get up, and Chrysta attempts a punch to the face. Oceanic blocks, kicks Chrysta in the gut, and whips her into a corner. Oceanic picks Chrysta up onto the top turnbuckle, then puts Chrysta on her right shoulder and hits the Hawaiian Muscle Buster. With Chrysta now laid out on the ground, Oceanic goes to the top rope for a Superfly Splash, but Ms. White pulls Chrysta out of the ring as she gets onto the top turnbuckle. The ref starts a count as Chrysta and Ms. White walk up the ramp, until he finally calls to 10, and rings the bell.*
Chimel: Here is your winner by countout, and still GND champion...Oceanic!
*The crowd is booing heavily at Chrysta, on top of the ramp with a mic in hand.*
Chrysta: Ms. oceanic...you should have known I wouldn't give in to your 'honor code' without reason. I still have the one they call Rosa to deal with before I plan to take your title. So in order for that to happen, I needed to be counted out, or even disqualified. And now...I plan to see you in the near future, Ms. Oceanic...and next we meet, it WILL be for the belt!
*Chrysta and Ms. White turn to leave but Oceanic gets hold of a microphone and gets their attention.*
Oceanic: "Whoa! Hold it! Hold it! What's this garbage? What do you mean 'next time we meet it will be for the belt'? THIS match was for the belt! This was your chance to win the GND title right here! And now you're going to walk off just like that? What in the world is wrong with you? Listen up you human Slurpee! I'm not a big fan of your stupid frozen code! There's no honor in it! It's just a lame excuse for you and your mind warped buddy Holly Vaughn to needlessly hurt people! I'm not about that! So you go do what you have to do, Chrysta! Because this isn't over between you and me! I want you right back here in the center of the ring so I can take your frozen code and shove it up your #$@!"
*Senzafine plays as Chrysta and Ms. White head into the back, leaving Oceanic with the belt in the ring, angrily kicking the ropes in frustration.*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Mar 10, 2006 6:15:19 GMT -5
*The camera goes into the interview with the most hated EWT interviewer: Armbar! The Cohlns and Heather move into the shot as Armbar begins to talk.*
Armbar: Hi! I’m Armbar here with Armbar, Armbar, Armbar, and Armbar. So what do you Armbar about Armbar changing his Armbar?
Deamon: What in the hell?
Sever: I think we found someone more annoying than Sum Guy.
Deamon: Yeah, just what the hell did he just say?
Jacola: Wait, I think I can speak his language. I think he asked you what you think about EN’s name change? *They all stare at Jacola* WHAT?!
Deamon: That’s messed up. Anyway, EN, Chad, Freak boy, I really don’t give a crap about what your name is or anything. I just know that I beat you. I did it fair, square and 1. 2. 3. In doing that, I proved my point, Chad, you don’t have it anymore. It’s that simple.
Armbar: What about the Armbar and the Armbar Title?
Deamon: What?
Jacola: Bolt and the OX Title.
Sever: It’s times like these I miss Sum Guy.
Deamon: Yeah, sure, anyway, Bolt. I know you’re the champ. I know you beat Spaz for it. But you had to have a second chance to take that title. He was worn down, you took it from a man who wasn’t at 100%. Now I’m going to ask you nicely. Prove to me that you won that thing fair and square. Give me a Title shot at the next PPV.
*Sever pushes Deamon out of the way. He is cut and now all bandaged up from the Tables match.*
Sever: Scott. You couldn't stop me at Freek Show. You think you hurt me, but you couldn't I ain’t hurt. You want me to prove to you. HERE! *Sever begins to rip off bandages. His forehead now has blood running down his face and his arm are rushing with it to.* DO YOU THINK THIS HURTS SCOTT! I DON’T THINK SO!
Heather: Oh my god! That is the strength of the Cohlns, Warriors. You think you could do anything to these bys. *Rubs up against Deamon.*
Sever: I’m not taking this lying down Scott. This isn’t the end. Oh no. This is just the beginning. You couldn't beat me at Freek Show, and now we have our wild card back. Jacola!
*Jacola turns away from a heated conversation with Armbar and goes to his brother.*
Jacola: Yeah!
Sever: Look at this boy Scott. Big. Mean. Pissed off.
Jacola: Who are you talking to?
Sever: Not the most mentally equipped but good enough. You think you could get past him? What about both of us. We are the tag team of the future. Every time a Tag Team here in EWT goes on about how they have beaten everybody, they forget that they haven’t faced us yet. And Connection, your first on my list.
Deamon: We are the next generation of this federation. And my next goal is you Bolt. And that’s the GODDMAN TRUTH!
*The Cohlns walk away leaving Armbar in the interview room.*
Armbar: Well those were the Armbars, I’m Armbar and…WHAM! *Sever hits Armbar with a chair.*
Sever: SHUT UP! LEARN ACTUAL ENGLISH!
*Camera fades out as Sever walks out of
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Post by The Bad Man on Mar 10, 2006 6:21:40 GMT -5
We are backstage and Josh Matthews has been relegated to interview host once again, this time with D'Zee
JOSH: Hello everybody I'm Josh Matthews standing by with potential up and comer D'Zee ... In recent weeks we have seen D'Zee use a rather ruthless style in the ring on her opponents and it would appear chain wrestling is not the way to go about things ... so D'Zee are you a Frozen Code follower?
D'ZEE: What the hell is the Frozen code?
JOSH: well its the code that Chrysta and Holly follow and goes aginst the Honor code represented by Oceanic and the rest of the GND superstars. at its base it allows hardcore tendancies instead of a respectful wrestling bout between two athletes which is the Honour code ...
D'ZEE: Stop there Mcfly, I don't follow a code, I'm just here to do things my way! ... and to my advantage. If that involves out wrestling someone I will and can do it .. if it involves some sort of weaponry hell I'll do that two ... end of the day Josh I don't like codes, I don't like the people in this division and I will be taking the GND Title at some point.
JOSH: .. and what of your match this week with Rosa?
D'ZEE: .. what of it Josh?
JOSH: Well are you going to win? .. will Rosa be a threat?
D'ZEE: Hell! .. I wouldn't be here Josh if I didn't think I could beat some former valet turned wrestler ...
JOSH: So what do you make of the supposed code?
D'ZEE: If its one thing I hate is people changing roles all the time to suit themselves ... you want to be in that ring then damm well go do it, but don't try and get out of it by claiming to be something else ... I'm here to hurt the competiton! ... and I don't need any code to do that! ... Now Josh get out of here before I leave you like I left Sum Guy and Alfred Hayes
JOSH: Wait when did Alfred Hayes interview you?
Some paramedics rush by with a stretcher
D'ZEE: Oh ... just a few minutes ago ..
Josh scarpers as an angry D'Zee does some shadow boxing in front of the camera while it fades out
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Mar 10, 2006 7:18:10 GMT -5
*"Feuer Frei" hits, and Holly Vaughn, clad in her shredded trenchcoat, is out. She is accompanied by Tony Chang, and both of them raise their hands in prayer. They then go down to the ring.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Tony Chang...from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada...she is "Lady Spectacular", HOLLY VAUGHN!!!
*Holly gets into the ring, and takes the microphone. The crowd boo her, and chant for Carla.*
Holly: It seems...you find yourself in another situation, Miss Woe. Ideally...you could come down to the ring for our match...or you could still claim to be injured at the hands of Mr. Virus...and avoid me once more! The choice...I will leave to you. Chimel...if you will...begin.
*Chimel sighs...and gives the nod to the ref again. The ref begins a count.*
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9....
*"She's Got Issues" hits as the crowd get to their feet in a standing ovation!!!! Carla O Woe makes her way out, with tape around her waist!! She briefly throws up the horns before rushing to the ring, not giving enough time for Chimel to introduce her!!!*
*Carla charges at Holly and Tony Chang, and knocks both of them down with a crossbody! Carla then performs the nip-up, and rushes a recovering Tony Chang with a shining wizard!!! Chang takes the impact and rolls out of the ring! Carla goes to the ropes, and taunts Chang from there as the crowd pops madly...Holly is to her feet, and she knocks Carla down with a forearm shot to the back! Holly then removes her coat, and uses it to choke Carla! The referee starts a count...Holly reluctantly lets go at the count of 4, and lets her coat drop. Holly then picks Carla up, and performs an Irish Whip to Carla...Carla does an evasive handstand slingshot, coming back at Holly with a Tajiri-style...NO! Holly hits a dropkick to Carla's back! Carla drops to the mat as Holly gets to her feet, and then rolls over a seated Carla with a roll-over neck attack, running the ropes and coming back at Carla with a Jimmy Rave kick!*
*Holly takes a moment to look down at Carla...then signals to Tony Chang, who gets into the ring...and hands Holly her coat? Holly then turns her back on Carla, and exits the ring to a huge chorus of boos! Carla gets to her knees, and observes Holly and Tony Chang by the ropes, leaving the ring! Carla, with a look of confusion, screams at Holly...but Holly does not listen! The referee starts a count.*
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
*At this point, Carla cannot stand it anymore, and she rushes out of the ring to charge at Holly to a huge pop!! Carla takes down both Chang and Holly with a double bulldog before picking up Holly and dragging her back to the ring...Chang is up...and he hits Carla in the back of the head with his tonfa!! Carla drops to the mat as Chang and Holly collect themselves...and then go to the crowd and leave the ringside!! Limey runs down the ramp to check on Carla...but by then, Holly and Chang are gone. The ref now establishes the match to be a no-contest as the crowd boos.*
Winner: No Contest.
*Suddenly, the Toomi-Tron sparks to life, and Holly Vaughn is backstage, speaking to the camera, Tony Chang grinning behind her.*
Holly: I must confess, Miss Woe...I have not been honest with you. I do not wish for a simple match with you...those types...bore me. Whether I choose to fight Frozen Code or not, it is clear that you will always cling to your backwards ways of honour. Therefore...I request a different kind of fight. In the future....there will be an event. A very special event. At that point, you and I shall face each other again. And may I suggest it be something much unlike what you have ever faced before, Miss Woe. May I suggest...an Elevator to Hell match.
*The crowd is met with a mixed reaction to this!*
JOEY STYLES: HOLY HELL!!! The return of EWT's Elevator to Hell match!!! What will Carla say to this?
*The Toomi-Tron abruptly shuts off as Carla is left to reflect on what's been said.*
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Mar 10, 2006 14:24:10 GMT -5
(Jason the Terrible is already in the ring as we fade back from commercial, getting no reaction at all at being dressed up like a dead slasher-flick icon. What DOES get a reaction, and a very negative one at that, is the onset of "Heaven's a Lie over the PA system. The crowd boos as Virus rushes the ring, wasting no time in getting this match started by leaping over the ropes in a giant cross-body!)
DING DING DING!
Virus rolls out of the way as Jason gets back to his feet. Jason charges in for a clothesline, but Virus hits a VERY high-impact Black Hole Slam, slamming Jason down into the ring head and neck first and knocking him out instantly. Virus goes for the cover...
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VIRUS BREAKS THE COVER! The crowd boos furiously as Virus drags a limp Jason up to his feet. Virus then hits a hellacious CHOKESLAM, but doesn't go for the cover, instead dragging Jason back up once more and giving his cut-throat signal, before delivering an INFECTION! Virus hangs on for the pin...
1!
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DING DING DING!
Lillian: Here is your winner, VIR... (Lillian doesn't finish announcing Virus as the winner, as Virus rips the microphone out of her hands.)
Virus: Generation Tech! I know you're back there, watching this! Listen up! I don't care if I have to go through all three of you boy scouts, I will take that EWT title if it's the last thing I do!
(While he's talking, Virus is dragging a table out from underneath the ring. Referee Lee tries to wave Virus off, but Virus isn't listening as he throws the table into the ring and goes in after it.)
Virus: And to prove my point, watch this.
(The table is completely set up, and Virus drags the limp form of Jason the Terrible into a corner, climbing the turnbuckles before hoisting Jason up into a powerbomb position. Virus throws the microphone down and delivers a MUTATION THROUGH THE TABLE! Virus picks up the microphone and speaks over the crowd's furious chants of "**** YOU VIRUS!".)
Virus: When I'm through, this will be what's left of Generation Tech. And if you don't believe that, you had better PREPARE... TO BE.... INFECTED!
(Virus drops the mic and gives Jason a swift kick to the ribs before calmly walking backstage as we fade to commercial.)
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Post by Oceanic on Mar 10, 2006 22:41:31 GMT -5
Backstage we see Oceanic with the GND belt over her shoulder. She's pacing back and forth with a very sour look on her face. Sum Guy approaches her for an interview.
Sum Guy: "Hi! I'm Sum Guy and I don't know what the word "dictionary" means. Ladies and gentleman, you just saw what happened out there when GND champion Oceanic faced Chrysta Ragnal....."
Oceanic: "Don't call her that. Don't ever call her that."
Sum Guy: "Oh, right. Anyway, we all saw Chrysta....um......Chrysta leave the ring and said she'd challenge for the belt again after her match with Rosa. Oceanic, why are you so upset by this?"
Oceanic: "Why? That's easy. It's because after all the work we've done to build the GND division up there's always someone to come and knock it back down again. We had to endure misogynistic Bra and Panties matches, wrestling in whipped cream, pillow fights. We had to go out every night and degrade ourselves for frat guys and lowlifes. We had to sit and watch as Toomi's fluffer Hillary Clitton did absolutely nothing with the belt. We had to do so much to make something of ourselves........and now this. The frozen code. What kind of moronic junk is this? Holly, Chrysta, and now D'Zee are hurting our division with the frozen code. They don't care about the GND division at all. All they want to do is hurt someone. There's no honor in that. I don't respect that. We've come way to far just to have something like this come along and blow all the progress we've made, and I'm not standing for it. If any of those skanks want a piece of this, they can come and get it. Frozen code or not, they still can't compete with me. Not now. Not ever."
Sum Guy: "With the match between Chyrsta and Rosa coming up, are you pulling for one or the other to win?"
Oceanic: "No, it doesn't matter. Rosa has proved herself to be a fine competitor. She has nothing to prove to anyone. I'd be more than happy to give her a title shot if she wants one. But Chrysta, that's another story. If she drags her sorry carcass in that ring and thinks I'll just lay down and die for her she's sadly mistaken. I will take great pleasure in showing her that the frozen code won't cut it when she's in the ring with me again. Science will break down brutality every time."
Sum Guy: "As you know there have been a couple new additions to the GND division. What do you think about that?"
Oceanic: "I think that's fantastic. I hope to see more women come here to grow the GND franchise. The skies the limit with us. We could start our own tag division, our own OX division, it doesn't matter. Anything the men can do we can do better.
But I have just one thing to say to Sensational Cherry and Jackie Geisha. You have a choice to make. You can either side with Carla, Tanya, Linda, Rosa, and myself and carry yourself with pride. Or you could be another two bit backyarder like Holly, Chrysta, and D'Zee. Choose wisely."
Sum Guy: "Thanks for your time. I'm Sum Guy and I had a pet pickle as a kid. His name was Bumpy."
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Mar 10, 2006 23:18:45 GMT -5
Mean Gene: I'm Mean Gene Okerlund, and I'm here with the lovely Rosa. Rosa, soon you'll be going one-on-one with newcomer and Harlot Hunt winner D'Zee. She's made it very clear that she won't be complying with the honor code of the GND division. What are your thoughts?
Rosa: So she wants to play it rough, eh? Fine. Two can play at this game. I'm not afraid of getting a little dirty if I have to. She may be from the streets, but I have the in-ring experience, and that'll give me an advantage in our match. And after I get done with her, Chrysta will be next. Chrysta, you had better be ready, because I'll be coming for you. And I'm going to take you out, Frozen Code or no Frozen Code.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Mar 10, 2006 23:25:27 GMT -5
*Gasoline walks up to the match board and sees that he has a Tri-State championship match. He also sees that HBH is the special referee*
Gas: Not exactly what I had in mind, but if this is what I have to do to get closer to the EWT title, then so be it.
*Gasoline walks off as we cut to the next segment*
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Post by chanceconfidence on Mar 11, 2006 3:03:14 GMT -5
Chance is heading over to the soda machines... whistling the American Males theme for some reason. As he reaches the machines, he notices someone next to the other machine.
Sum: I'm Sum Guy and I can't decide between Mountain Dew or Pepsi Vanilla!
Chance groans and looks over at him.
Chance: Try drinking Antifreeze you moron.
Sum: But isn't that stuff deadly?
Chance looks at him... and turns his attention back to the machine.
Chance: Look... I have enough stuff on my mind right now Summy... why don't you get out of my hair and go play with your G I Joes or something...
Sum: I can't... my dog chewed them all up. Of coruse... I was trying to feed them to him in the first place.And for some reason... he choked afterwards.
Confidence presses a button, and gets a bottle of water. He reaches down and grabs it, screwing the top off and taking a sip.
Chance: Say.. you haven't seen bird brain around here lately have you?
Sum thinks for a bit.
Sum: Well... if you mean Crauswell, nope. but I think he's in his locker-room... at least... that's where I think he would be.
Chance: Heh... I bet he's in there pleasuring himself to Zoobooks.
Confidence chuckles to himself... until he stops... hearing some heavy breathing from behind him. Sum Guy slowly backs away... as Chance turns around... and guess who it is?
Crauswell: ...
Chance looks back at Sum
Chance: I thought you told me he wasn't here!!!
Sum: Oh CRAUSWELL! I thought you meant... Deron Miller.
Chance: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THOSE TWO MIXED UP YOU NINNY?!
Crauswell looks down at Chance, as Chance looks back up.
Chance: Oh... crap.
Chance takes a quick swig of water then desperately spits it right in the eyeholes of Crauswell. He then takes off like a scolded dog... as Crauswell covers his eyes... growling angrily.
Crauswell: CONFIDENCE!!!
The gryphon man immediately takes off... as Sum Guy watches all this going on.
Sum: You know what... I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper!
Sum grins triumphantly as he watches Chance and Crauswell take off.
Fade to commercial.
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Post by Superior Dragon on Mar 11, 2006 16:37:20 GMT -5
Cut to the Suicidal Idolz, Twizted and American Saint.
Twiz: Saint, yo, we can't get cocky man. We got to be prepared for ANY body.
Saint:.....
Twiz: Chris. CHRIS. CHRIS!
Saint: Whuh? Huh?
Twiz: Pat attention man. We have to be prepared. C'mon, do you know how many tag-teams there are here?
Saint: The Ragnals, The Nyrds, HBMS, Curly and Big..
Twiz: THAT'll be tough.
Saint: The Warriors, the Cohlns, Spalsh and Dick...
Twiz: Exactly. So we gotta be prepared. C'mon, let's go to the gym.
Saint: Nah, I'll catch up with ya later.
Twiz: Her huh?
*Saint nods reluctantly
Twiz: Whatever man. Look, l'll catch up with you later alright?
Saint: Okay. I might go to the gym later
Twiz: Cool. Later man.
Saint: Later.
*Twiz walks away as Saint heads back to the locker room when.....
Jade Chung: Hey!
Saint: Jade! What are you doing here? I thought you would be in Chicago or Jersey right now.
Jade: I took some time off to see you.
Saint: Really? Hey, how about we go on a date right now?
Jade: OK, but what about Twizted?
Saint: He'll be fine. C'mon, I saw a nightclub that you might like.
Jade and Saint leave together as we fade out.
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Mar 11, 2006 21:35:13 GMT -5
The commercial break ends and we are shown eddie omega and the rock in the ring.
An exciting match is under way as the rock and eddie omega stare each other down in the ring. Eddie pushes the rock, and rocks looks around. He hits eddie out of nowhere with a punch and delivers another one that shakes up Eddie. He reaches for the sky and pulls down a punch that seems to knock eddie throw the bottom ropes.
Eddie is outside gathering himself, and the ref backs the rock up. He gets on the apron and gets back in the ring where both men go for a collar-elbow tie up. Eddie gets the advantage and knees rock. He does a european uppercut and it knocks the rock down. He begins to stomp him repeatedly, and then backs off. Rock manages to get to his feet, where eddie runs and rushes him with a knee. Eddie backs the rock into the corner, and begins gut shots on the rock. However, eddie turns around and the mistake is that the rock seizes this oppurtunity. He switches places with eddie, and does a beautiful knife edge chop to eddie. Omega is now in pain and winces over, but rock picks him back up and delivers another chop to eddie. Eddie is now trying to gasp for a breath and the rock brings him out into the center kicks him and does a ddt. The rock flips up...
*crowd cheers*
The rocks looks around after kicking eddies legs in, and takes off his elbow pad... He closes his eyes, and smells the attention hes getting, but opens them when he hears the crowd burst into a reaction. Eddie comes to and hears this too, and he opens his eyes to see..Paul Podanski?? Paul Podanski comes down to the ring and the rock is looking at this developing situation. Eddie tries to escape but the rock looks at Eddie crawling.
Eddie sees this and begs the rock to let him go. Paul then gets in the ring, and eddie goes out the other side. THey both now are running around the ring. Eddie decides to go under the ring and Paul follows. Eddie emerges on the other side and Paul is in chase. Eddie goes up the ramp, where he trips. Paul catches on to eddie and a melee is in the aisle. Paul and Eddie are both in a brawl where no man is getting the upper hand.
The ref calls for the bell and of course with an official announcement"
Lillian: And your winner by DQ, The Rock!"
The rocks music plays as he gets on the middle rope and raises his arm to the enjoyment of the crowd. The camera fades out as both eddie and paul go backstage fighting.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 11, 2006 21:50:52 GMT -5
Cut to Sum Guy with OX Champ Bolt Bacana and Jessica
SUm: Hello, I'm Sum Guy, and I'm a whore for a s'more. Here with me now is the current OX Division Champion Bolt Bacana and his wife, Jessica. Bolt, you're scheduled to face former 2-TIme World Champion, the man they call A-Bomb. What are your thoughts?
Bolt: Sum, right now I'm just having the time of my life. I won this title about 3 weeks ago, and have already beaten Crauswell, who is a hell of a performer, and 3 men at Freek Show in a Fatal-Four way.
Now, I have the opporitunity to face one of the all time greats in the business. A-Bomb, I'll say this right now. When I was watching EWT and wrestling in the indies, I would emulate you. Every time you hit the Beta-Driver, I would make sure to watch. Now, I still emulate you, but since it is for my title, I have no other choice but to beat you. And you will fall to the Cataract, or the Bolt From The Blue!
SUm: Okay, my next question is for Jessica. Jessica, seeing as how the Cohln's now have a manager named Heather, do you think that you and here will eventually fight?
Jessica: Only time will tell Sum. But remember, I didn't hoild the UWSA Women's Title for nothing. I held the title because I worked and worked until I got the gold. So if it does come time where Heather and I will fight, she will get hit with the Code Blue.
Sum: Can't wait to see that match! Okay, last question: Now that you're with the Warriors once again, do you feel a little more confident with your private war with Deamon Cohln?
Bolt: Private war? If Deamon wants a shot, then so be it. But, I'm sure he wouldn't object to me challenging him to beat a special hand-picked superstar to face him, now would he? Deamon, when you are here in the EWT, you have to be prepared. Me and Chad didn't know that when we first arrived, and I'm glad that some of the newer guys like the Suicidal Idolz and Crauswell have realized that. So Deamon, all I have to do is talk to Toomi to see if that is in the works. So Deamon, PREPARED TO GET HIT...................WITH A BOLT! FROM! THE! BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ah!
Now if you'll excuse me Sum, I got to get ready for A-Bomb. He's as tough as nails.
Sum: But Nailz doesn't work here! Well, I'm Sum Guy, and popcorn makes me break out in a rash!
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