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Post by curtrok on Jul 23, 2005 12:04:31 GMT -5
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Post by curtrok on Jul 23, 2005 12:19:29 GMT -5
::Web Cast::
Todd: High this is Todd Pet...aww who am I kidding no one ever remembers who I am along side Ed Ferrera.
Ed: *Waves*
We are the hosts and web admins of EWTONLINE.com. You're source for news, insights, rumors, information and interviews with EWT superstars.
Ed: Log on to EWTONLINE.Com after Saved By The Bell for immediate, reaction analysis and discussion of what is expected to be the largest PPV of all times.
Todd: That's right EWTONLINE.com Officially debuts this Sunday after SBTB.
ED: Don't forget to tell our viewers about the EWTONLINE Gold our premium service.
Todd: How could I forget: Ha, ha ha.
Ed: Chuckles. Because you're an ass.
Todd: That's right. Anyway by now you may have noticed the banners, pop up ads and Trojan vira attempting to destroy your PC. Well for a small fee of $9.99 per month you can skip all that and have unmolested access to you're favorite EWT superstars.
ED: What do you know about unmolested?
Todd: That will be all Ed. Chuckles.
ED: Log on this Sunday after SBTBTCY!!!
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Post by curtrok on Jul 24, 2005 18:26:21 GMT -5
::Webcast::
KK: Hi folks Kevin Kelly here with major fall out from Saved By the Bell. What will happen to Theo Rumm now that he's fired?
Is Barbedwire Harry's career over? What was Curtrok's message to Toomi.
And what of the P.T.A. are they pretenders or are the biggest threat to the E.W.T.
More reactions to the PPV tonight....
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Post by curtrok on Jul 24, 2005 20:41:08 GMT -5
::Webcast::
KK: Hi folks Kevin Kelly here with major fall out from Saved By the Bell. What will happen to Theo Rumm now that he's fired?
Is Barbedwire Harry's career over? What was Curtrok's message to Toomi.
And what of the P.T.A. are they pretenders or are the biggest threat to the E.W.T.
More reactions to the PPV tonight....
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Post by obi on Jul 25, 2005 4:12:45 GMT -5
Credit: THEMIRACLEOBI.COM This was taken off Obi's personal website last night: "Greetings miraculoids! As you may have noticed, I have been gone with a permanent injury from EWT. During this time, my relationship with Sara hit the rocks. I was surprised to find out one day that I had a missed call from a former friend (lets call him FF)’s wife. I called her back, and found out that Sara and FF had been having a relationship behind my back. That’s right, WHEN I WAS F**KING INJURED! So I called them both up and Sara ended it with me, and FF laughed at me. So I sat out and watched EWT, and I hated the fact that they were so smug and Happy with themselves. I wanted to come into the arena during the wedding and pop a couple caps in their asses. Instead, I waited, and when the time was right, at SBTB, I struck. Now you may wonder, “obi, what about your legs?” Fully healed through SEVENTEEN surgeries. Now any of you following my career will notice that I don’t give up, and listen to me now: Mean Simmons is F-E-C-E-S. I hate them both, and the miraculo Diablo will come back to EWT and kick his ass every night! This scar will become my symbol Obi P.S. please watch “the obi show” on its website, www.theobishow.com. Thanks " Sources say that Obi has come close to signing a EWT contract, but nobody knows for sure. we'll keep you posted
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 25, 2005 4:21:37 GMT -5
Credit: spazwrestling.comThis taken from Spaz's Online Daily Diary. Greetings Spazphiles, I hope you all tuned in for Saved By The Bell: The College Years. Wow what a match I had, Jz, Merc & Myself all wrestled ourselves to a standstill tonight & I was lucky enough to come out with the win. This means that I am the No1 Contender of the EWT Heavyweight Title! Bring on DSR! I will post some pics in the media section soon.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 25, 2005 12:15:50 GMT -5
REPORT JUST IN! . . . No actual Barracudas were harmed in the recent Saved by the Bell match. Sources say the Fish is in fact a regular on the indie scene who goes by the name of Jaws . . . . Shark Boy is said to be intrested in aquiring this new talent. taken from jokeisover.com
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Post by curtrok on Jul 25, 2005 14:24:58 GMT -5
EWT SBTB Aftermaths-MIKE RAGNAL
On SUnday,July 24,2005,the unepected happened as Mike Ragnal was beaten up by the psychoapeguy.
Pag was released not too long ago after Sausage Madness Mayhem,after temporarily replacing Toomi Bischoff as EWT GM.He had returned as a masked man and signed back on with EWT,Toomi not realizing it until after the contract was signed.
Mike Ragnal was looking to have a match with Sievetronix after recent events at Chained Up.Sieve had not shown up for weeks afterwards,and Mike declared the I Quit match at SBTB:TCY to be a forfeit.Pag then came out masked and signed on for the I Quit match.Mike won the match after Pag said 'I Quit' in a sentence after duct taping Mike's mouth shut.Pag then went on afterwards to attack Mike with a flaming kendo stick,then put him through a table with the Tombstone Piledriver.Shortly after,EMTs rushed out to get Mike into the back.
When asked about the match and the aftermath,Mike responded,"There's a line between hardcore and insane,and the Ape crossed it.Nobody would ever try to suffocate someone with duct tape or smack someone witha burning kendo stick.I know it's hardcore wrestling,but even Mick Foley and ECW wrestlers know where to draw the line in these types of matches."
Psychoapeguy was nowhere to be reached for comment.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 25, 2005 14:26:20 GMT -5
Barbed Wire Harry has been upgraded from critical to serious condition after his brutal match at Saved By the Bell. Curtrok as promised to comment shortly. More news as it develops.
--staff reporter.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 25, 2005 14:29:44 GMT -5
A-Bomb rumored to be plotting revenge against Toomi and DSR for last nights match. Tune in to see what happens.
--staff reporter.
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Post by obi on Jul 25, 2005 14:30:32 GMT -5
[m]BREAKING NEWS[/m]
Obi has signed a contract with EWT. More as we get it.
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Post by barbwireharry on Jul 25, 2005 14:35:18 GMT -5
Barbwire Harry's leg injury is being checked on as we speak. We will keep you posted.
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Post by viscera on Jul 25, 2005 14:39:37 GMT -5
Payl Podanski after being assaulted and busted open, has refused medical attention. He could possibly challenge the P.T.A. next month at the next Pay Per View... more on this as it develops...
Also this month, the P.T.A. will make their very anticipated Wrestling Debut...
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 25, 2005 14:49:23 GMT -5
Source: www.livejournal.com/users/mikey_rHey,folks.Updating on my LJ again because I'm too cheap to start an official website. Anyway,you're probably wondering how my match from last night with Sieve was. Tell you the truth,he never showed up,which figures.The bastard. Instead,last night EWT signed on a new wrestler.Unexpectedly,it was one of Toomi Bischoff's worst enemies-Psychoapeguy. He snuck in as a masked man,and during the I Quit match,duct taped my mouth shut.Fortunately,Toomi called the match,but that didn't stop the Psycho.Hed lit a kendo stick on fire and hit me with it several times.And if that wasn't bad enough,after Piledriving me through a table,he zips me up while unconscious inside a body bag. You have no idea how truly scared I was by this guy. But eventually,I WILL get my hands around this Ape named Psycho! ANd THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 25, 2005 15:32:50 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!!! Ultimo Chocula is an idiot. Source: everyoneandtheirmother.com
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Jul 25, 2005 16:50:04 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS:
Les E. BiAsie was seen earlier today in talks with his personal high priced professional legal team. Neither the Law Offices of Dewey, Screwum and Howe nor Les E. BiAsie could be reached for comment at this time.
More on the story as it develops.
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Post by dorf on Jul 25, 2005 18:14:28 GMT -5
Dorf & Ultimo Chocula to Fued? David Adams Not Happy With Management, & More
Reported by: A.J. Dorfington 7/25/05
It has come to my word that the original plan between the Dorf & David Adams fued has made Toomi Bischoff very disappointed, even though they pulled off a great match at Saved by the Bell 2.
Instead, Toomi Bischoff is set to make Dorf fued with Ultimo Chocula, whose fresh from his fued with PZA which he successfully won yesterday. Toomi Bischoff knows he has plans in store for the future of Chocula, but what about David Adams?
Adams has not been happy by management lately of how they're pampering to his rich styles. They have spent extra money for him having separate butlers and maids for EWT events than Adams' huge mansion.
Currently, both EWT superstars will fued with Dorf with the potential of a 3-way Dance at EWTs next PPV, which is still unnamed at this time.
With what I said so far, take this news as a grain of salt.
One other note of detail was that Hillary Clitton was supposed to show up at Saved by the Bell 2, but these terms were nixed when the #1 contender of the EWT Girl Next Door Title left EWT out of nowhere...more words on this later.
BK: This post is not entirely true
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 25, 2005 18:24:45 GMT -5
SMILEX.COM
Rumour is running rampant about who the current Tri-Sate Champion Billy 'The Virgin' Ubermarks next opponent will be . . . . although the current feeling is that Maelstrom may be in the running . . . . in other news the Blue Meanie was seen getting close with Stacy Kiebler in the bathroom at Saved by the Bell . . . more news as we have it!
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Jul 25, 2005 19:22:53 GMT -5
WDD Backstage Politician?According to inside sources in EWT, WDD has been plotting to turn high card members of the roster against each other in an attempt to further his career. Credit: www.thisisbswrestling.com
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 25, 2005 19:37:53 GMT -5
www.fortherealwrestlingnerd.comIn a radio interview today Curly Long discussed his long standing respect for Andre the Giant, why he owns no country music, his thoughts on the current bun situation and Mr.Bigs relationship with Mark Henry . . . for more details check out . . . M.O.N.Kentucky FM
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