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Post by viscera on Jul 21, 2006 13:36:53 GMT -5
Coming soon to EWTBarterZone.com... the newest EWT DVD... highlighting on of the biggest rising stars of the EWT Yes, Chance Confidence finally has his own EWT DVD. Featuring some of the best matches in his wrestling career. Disc 1 Chance Worthington vs The Seal Kid w/ Eskimo Bo WWL ( Wacky Wrestling League ) Walter Noe and Chance Worthington AKA Noe Chance vs Butch Baker and Kendall Stickmayker WWL Chance Worthington vs John Johnson Ladder Match for the XKW ( Xtremely Krazy Wrestling ) Championship Chance Confidence vs Tutor Tyrese w/ Professor Pain ASS Chance Confidence vs Eugene ( EWT Debut Match ) Chance Confidence vs Dave Davies We Couldn't Be Arsed for a Name Chance Confidence vs Maelstrom Escalator to Heaven EWT Rebirth Chance Confidence vs Maelstrom Lumberjack Match for the Tri State Championship Chance Confidence vs Maelstrom HIAC EWT Season's Beatings Disc 2 Chance Confidence vs Eddie Omega Magic; The Gathering Chance Confidence vs Buzz Sawyer Chance Confidence vs Crauswell I Chance Confidence vs Virus Chance Confidence and Kane vs Crauswell and Big Show Chance Confidence vs Crauswell II Chance Confidence vs Crauswell 2/3 Falls Count Anywhere Kingdom of Hurt Also includes The Maelstrom Funeral in it's Entirety! Dozens of Chances Interviews! Commentary on All Matches by Chance Confidence himself. So what are you waiting for? Christmas?! Pick up this DVD today!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 23, 2006 15:22:03 GMT -5
Source: www.humanhurricane.comReports indicate that "The Human Hurricane" Chris Evans might be bringing in a former manager from CZW into EWT.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 30, 2006 13:21:49 GMT -5
- www.JNinsider.com- We tell it like it is!- Maelstrom injured his back in his segement with Gasoline this week, and will miss up to 1 month and half with rehab. Maelstrom is said to be angry at this but does not blame Gasoline. - Curly Long is really taking some time off to promote his new book: Curly Long, The Short Long story It is an autobiography delving into Curly's childhood and pre-EWT experineces. Included will be his break into the wrestling business, his brief job as a strip club owner and the history of the Long family. - The EWT writers have high hopes of an epic return for everyone's infamous Midget with a mouth. The beginnings of this have been set up in his latest match. - Unfortunate news for D'Zee. EWT physician Dr. house McCoy told JNinsider, "During her annual exam, D'Zee was found to have elevated enzymes of the liver; therefore, she is not cleared to wrestle until further evaluation". Until she is cleared by EWT doctors D'Zee will be taking time out. Credit - EWT Backstage staff member S. Guy Incognito!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 31, 2006 2:16:25 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT NEWS - The reported injury to Maelstrom has forced a change to the Main Event plan for Crap-a-mania. EWT management will keep it as a 1 on 1 match with Spaz & Gasoline. They are prepared to keep it face v face & letting the fans decide who will play the heel role. Maelstrom will get a renewed push when he returns. - With the departure of Limey it is understood that there may be a new member added to Generation Tech. Reports suggest that the new member ma come from outside the current EWT roster. - A few musical acts are being courted to play live at Crap-a-mania. Several big name acts are rumoured to be interested. Credit: Jimmy Wilson
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 31, 2006 8:57:07 GMT -5
www.wrasslinscoops.com-It has been confirmed that at Crapamania 3, Lacuna Coil will be performing Chrysta's first entrance theme, Senzafine. Whether or not the band will also perform Virus's theme, Heaven's A Lie, has not been confirmed yet. -For those of you that may remember, Chrysta's recent theme was Ice Queen by Within Temptation. EWT has decided not to use the theme anymore, as management felt it did not feel like a heel song. -Joe Ragnal has been stopping by his local Chuck E. Cheese to do some research for his upcoming match at Crapamania 3. When asked why Joe needed to do research, he replied, "This Chuck E. Cheese is maybe five years old, and I never stepped foot inside one before in my life. Unless a Discovery Zone is the same as a Chuck E. Cheese, but hey, I wouldn't know." -It seems Linda may not have a match at Crapamania 3. However, since the hair vs. title match between Rosa and D'Zee appears to have been dropped, she may yet have something to do at the PPV. Said Linda, "Just as long as I'm not involved in another Scaffold match Incident, I'm happy." -The Cold, which have been appearing alongside the returning Ms. White, may or may not be wrestling. As of this reporting, they are currently only appearing alongside Ms. White until Chrysta's return match at CAM3.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 31, 2006 22:30:58 GMT -5
Credit: www.extremewrestlenewz.eduBREAKING NEWS: 2 Johannson family members confirmed to debut very soon. We have just gotten word from various sources that Spyke's two brothers will soon make their debut in EWT. One is his younger brother, Crash Johannson (who is said to be only 7 minutes younger than Spyke), and 11-year old Gunner Johannson. Gunner is reportedly being brought in specifically to play a role in the Chuck-E-Cheese Toolshed Title Match with Joe Ragnal (because kids love Chuck-E-Cheese, duh). While Crash is reportedly set to become a full-time member of the EWT roster. Both will debut on EWT TV within days alongside . Spyke, Crash, and Gunner are real-life brothers. Our sources wanted to make note of that. Stay tuned for more info as this story develops.
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Post by viscera on Aug 4, 2006 2:03:53 GMT -5
VARIOUS EWT NEWS!!!
It's been rumored amongst the locker room that sometime after Crapmania, Principal Pain may retire from the EWt and take up more of a manager role. However, this is in no way confirmed.
Chance Confidence... Perfection Personified has done ok numbers, despite horrible advertising. So far, it has sold about... 10,000 copies. Confidence himself claimed that the only reason more haven't been sold is because the lazy good for nothing twits shipping the things are slow restocking the various stores.
Crauswell has been confirmed to return to the EWT Ring. Exactly when is anybody guess. The real reason he took a hiatus is rumored to be because EWT Creative had nothing for him, but this is totally a blatent lie.
It's reported Paul Podanski has refused any interviews with EWT or NEWZ sites. What exactly this means is unknown.
Finally, to the jerks throwing eggs at EWT headquarters... knock that crap off!!!
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Aug 4, 2006 18:38:57 GMT -5
source: www.prophecyreborn.comCONFIRMED: Rumors have been confirmed, Moxie has been diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder. Currently Moxie is/has been taking a prescription drug that has helped him keep his mind clear. It should be noted that this has nothing to do with the "Crazy Moxie" storyline, and should have no serious impact on Moxie/PR's in-ring ability. When Questioned, Moxie reassured us, "It shouldn't be a big deal to my fans. I take Medication daily, and it's more of a challenge than anything else. HMark has been working with me and reassuring me. I've never felt better. I've had to give up alcohol, but overall, everything is looking up." Moxie then told us that he would give updates when available. There is no known cure for Multiple Personality Disorder at this time.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Aug 5, 2006 23:20:12 GMT -5
OMG NOOZ!!!11 Source: www.preparetobeinfected.net -- the official Virus fansite Virus has recently returned from an unspecified injury he suffered after he returned to his home in Idaho following Saturday Night Special. When asked for comment, Virus profusely apologized to EWT management and fans and said that he was back "for good". Virus is scheduled to wrestle alongside The Canceler at Crap-a-Mania 3, facing the team of Principal Pain and Eddie Omega.
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Aug 12, 2006 4:44:28 GMT -5
www.HWAWarzone.com-From the UltraSlam projected card page LIGHT TUBE ARMAGEDDON Deamon Cohln .vs. Bolt Bacana Deamon Cohln has been reliving his past for the last few weeks with documented sightings of Bolt Bacana in the crowd. Both of them feuded in EWT and when Deamon left to pursue other arrangements the feud was left unresolved. Fed up, He finally convinced HWA officials to get. Bolt Bacana a contract.. And a match with him at UltraSlam. This Sunday, Bolt's first test is with Deamon's protege, Sevrena. Next Sunday.. Bolt enters LIGHT TUBE HELL.
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Post by talkingtoast on Aug 12, 2006 11:35:17 GMT -5
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 12, 2006 23:05:26 GMT -5
Source: puroruroshishboomba.jap-Word has come out that the EWT's Tag Team Champions, the Prophecy Reborn, have opened negotiations with a few to-this-point unidentified Japanese wrestling companies. The gaijin champions have said in the past on EWT television that they seek to give their titles "World Title" status, and a defense in Japan would accomplish that goal. While the word of talks going on is likely true, the rest, at this point, can only be speculation. Source: prophecyreborn.com-Auraelia has been reported as being extremely happy backstage, and thoroughly enjoying her "reunion" with the boys of the PR. There is still no word on whether she will be competing in the GND any time soon, but she can still be found working matches for various indy companies when her EWT travel schedule allows. -Although talk has been slow on the "potential new member of the PR" front, both HMark and Moxie have both been heard mulling over a few names. Whether or not this leads anywhere is unknown at this time.
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 15, 2006 16:16:13 GMT -5
From www.insideEWT.comMerc has just signed a one year deal to stay on with EWT, but rumors are not many wrestlers in the fed are happy that Merc has been resigned for another year. More on this later.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Aug 20, 2006 10:03:33 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.comBREAKING NEWS: CRAP-A-MANIA MATCH CANCELLED Reports have it that the Final Confrontation between Ratings and Lotus (aka PPV from GWE and KPW fame) will not happen at Crap-a-Mania III. After the Suicide Idolz/Lotus vs. The Elite match at a recent EWT show, Lotus told backstage officials that due to his commitments to other wrestling promotions. Upon hearing the news about his match being cancelled, Ratings was said to be quite upset about it. Sources have said that the match was Ratings' idea in the first place and management had debated on the topic for quite sometime being approving it. Many EWT superstars were somewhat confused on the recent appearances of Lotus, and some believed that the match itself was made just for Ratings to be on the Crap-a-Mania card. While the match has been removed from the card, it is said that Ratings will have a part to play at Crap-a-Mania. We'll keep you updated as this event continues to unfold.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 21, 2006 5:41:36 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT CRAP-A-MANIA III RUMOURS - The buzz around the return of psychoapeguy is that he will be making an appearance at the show in some form. - It is understood that Maelstrom will not be cleared to travel to the event. He may however pre-record something to be used at the show. - Management have called in the help of some experts to work on entrances for certain wrestlers. They are rumoured to be very spectacular & theatrical. - We are no closer to learning the identity of the Hall Of Famer who is facing off against Merc. Management have really pulled up the shutters in an attempt to keep this as a surprise. We can confirn that it is not psychoapeguy. Credit: Dean Dunn
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Aug 30, 2006 19:12:57 GMT -5
www.smarkcentral.comSome EWT Tidbits - Bret Michaels was recently spotted at Mall of America holding hands with Cherry. Rumors are running around that they're dating. - There have been rumblings of doing a Gasoline-Maelstrom feud when Maelstrom returns to action. - After hearing about Tropical Storm Ernesto making landfall in South Florida, Rosa called her relatives in Miami. We're happy to report that they're doing OK. - There are plans to release a 2-disc Best of the GND Division DVD set sometime this fall. More details are expected to follow. Courtesy of the Smark Central Newsletter, dated August 28, 2006
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 31, 2006 23:18:05 GMT -5
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 31, 2006 23:27:01 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.com-The reason for Linda's absence the last few weeks was because she had scheduled for laser eye surgery. It's evident in her match against Gail Kim, as she headed to the ring without her trademark red glasses, and instead had a pink skull cap on. Linda apparently wanted to change her image a bit, to look less nerdy. -It is not known if Spyke/Joe will continue. According to Joe, he was very happy with the Chuck E. Cheese match, and has gone so far as to say in reports that Spyke "truly deserves the Toolshed title". -With the TLC match on regular television, it is not known how the Ragnal/Bret story will continue. -Rumor has it that thought Trish Stratus is leaving WWE, she will not be leaving EWT anytime soon. Since her status in the company is managing Chrysta, she does not have to worry about too much wrestling. -The rumors of a Chrysta/Ms. White wedding are nothing more than a coincidence, since Trish is being married in the fall.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Sept 3, 2006 11:17:15 GMT -5
source: lolwrestling.com--While he has been getting heat from management in the past, people have noticed an improvement in Ratings' attitude and how he handles business backstage. He has been making efforts showing up on time for shows and meetings and has been interacting with fellow EWT superstars. His in-ring work and mic skills have also impressed management. It seems that Ratings is pulling out all stops to elevate himself towards the top card of EWT. --BK3K (Maxx Awesome and Erik Majors) will be out of action for a short time as they are filming spots of the duo trying to Ratings' petition signed. Afterwards, they'll be back in the tag team title hunt.
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Post by viscera on Sept 5, 2006 14:44:40 GMT -5
More STOOPID EWT Rumors
Canceler is confirmed to be leaving the EWT after his next match. When asked why, he told everyone that he had just grown tired of wrestling and that he might as well get out of the business for now.
Principal Pain has been confirmed to have a broken back courtesy of the event's at Crapmania 3. However, he is not upset at all. In fact, when Omega told Pain to reconsider letting him throw him off the rampway, Pain smacked him right across the face and demanded he do it. He will be out for at least a few months
Chrysta does not like to eat whale blubber. Stop asking her!
Crauswell is set to start another big fued with someone soon... but exactly who has not been confirmed. We can confirm it isn't Keiko Yamakoto
Finally, the EWT has started another new dress code. All females backstage not working for the EWT must walk around nude. Billy Ubermark was rumored to be very pleased with this decision
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