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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 5, 2006 21:50:59 GMT -5
EWT.com Exclusive....In a statement from the offices of Toom E. Dangerously, the following was released to explain the answer of how the Tri-State Championship can be defended in a tag team match:
This week on EWT TV, the Tri-State Championship will be defended for the first time ever in a tag team match featuring Joe & Mike Ragnal against the team of HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals & the partner of his choice. If either Ragnal is pinned in this match, HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals will become the new Tri-State Champion. To make matters fair to the Ragnals, this match will be fought under Hardcore Rules, a speciality of former Toolshed Champion Joe Ragnal.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 11, 2006 4:34:14 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comDIARY ENTRY Hey there all you Spazphiles! Sorry it's been quite a while since I have done one of these but it has been scary busy in Spazland recently. With C-A-M, The Scammys & The H.O.F Ceremony I haven't had much down time. First off I would like to thank Gasoline for an amazing contest at C-A-M III. He a true great of this industry. I would also like to congratulate Spyke Johannson on becoming the new Toolshed Champion. He is a star of the future. As for Toom E. Dangerously he can throw whoever he wants at me in this 2/3 retrievals Ladder Match & I will chew them up & spit them right back at him. I have worked damn hard to keep this belt around my waist & it will take a hell of a lot to get it off! Until Next Time Believe The Hype, Spaz
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Sept 13, 2006 13:43:23 GMT -5
From http://www.anotherfakewrestlingwebsite.com:
*Joe One is schedualed to return from his rash at Sky's the Limit.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 13, 2006 14:30:53 GMT -5
++ www.JNInsider.com ++ All the Gossip but none of the Chatter!- D'Zee has come back to EWT after being given the all clear by EWT doctors. - The return of Maelstrom after undergoing major rehab on his back is imminent. Reports suggest that his return will shock the world! ... former Shockmaster Fred Ottman was unavailable for a comment. - Also returning to EWT is the man who will no doubt bring back more controversy than any other superstar in EWT's history. Curly Long the Midget with the Most is coming back after an extended vacation! Credit - Strange man with fake beard and pimples hanging around an east-end dockyard!
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Sept 16, 2006 10:25:05 GMT -5
Credit to WWW.EWT-Rumors.ComThe newly debuted tag team the "New Era" has signed an official one year contract with the EWT.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Sept 24, 2006 0:29:27 GMT -5
The revolution has begun...
I am Chris Indigo, you may not know who I am now, but in these coming weeks, my name will be permanently branded into your mind, you will think of me when you think of wrestling, when you think of greatness, when you think of anything tied to success. I will leave my mark here, you will, look upon my accomplishments and a wave of shame will hit ehn you see what little you've done with your tools that are your wrestling ability. These words will be historic in wrestling.
I leave you with these words: while presently, names like "Spaz" and "Ratings" are known, in the future, there will only be Indigo...
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Sept 24, 2006 1:46:37 GMT -5
From www.preparetobeinfected.net -- the Official Unofficial Virus Fansite After a month of time away from the ring after Crap-a-Mania III, our favorite wrestler is scheduled to return to the EWT the week after The Sky's the Limit. *** From: blogs.ewt.com/virusYeah, I've been gone longer than I expected. No, it wasn't because of the injuries from C-a-M3. Or at least, not all of that time. The day after I was given the all clear to wrestle two weeks ago, a few things came up that I needed to rectify before I felt good about returning to the ring. It's all good now, and I'll be back before you know it. So EWT... answer me one question... are you ready? Because if you're not... you had better PREPARE... to BE... well, you've got the idea.
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Post by iwn on Sept 27, 2006 13:22:11 GMT -5
The IWN has quit
Unfortunately, Mr Hank Smith has been barred from ever returning to the EWT by Toomi. Smith reacted by posting an angry youtube shoot on him only a few hours later.
Jim Dinner, Quadruple O, and Generic Hoss however were all offered contracts by TNA... and gladly accepted.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Sept 27, 2006 15:51:27 GMT -5
The IWN has quit Unfortunately, Mr Hank Smith has been barred from ever returning to the EWT by Toomi. Smith reacted by posting an angry youtube shoot on him only a few hours later. Jim Dinner, Quadruple O, and Generic Hoss however were all offered contracts by TNA... and gladly accepted. Completely off topic... That is the best press release regarding the departure of a wrestler or a party in the history of this business.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 1, 2006 1:11:53 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comBROKEN, BEATEN BUT NOT FINISHED Hey Spazphiles, I am no longer the champion but I am proud of my reign. I held the EWT Title for 162 days I accomplished something that I dreamt about since I was a boy in the Western Suburbs of Sydney, Australia. You were there cheering & screaming my name as I reched the summit of the mountain. It's a feeling I want back. So as soon as I am fit I will once again try to reach that summit. I will be back soon, Spaz
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 1, 2006 1:25:53 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comEWT NEWS - Spaz has only minor injuries after STL & should be clear to wrestle next week. - EWT officials are still deciding on the name of the next PPV. We will bring you the name as soon as we know. - The decision to keep the title on Spaz for so long has ben deemed a successful one. After quite a few short reigns it was decided that a long run to consolidate the status of the title was needed & Spaz, having waited so long for his run to come after being close a few times, was the man with the momentum to carry it off. Credit: Liam Starkey
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Oct 1, 2006 11:35:57 GMT -5
from: ewt.SpykeJ.com (the OFFICIAL Website of Spyke Johannson!)
News Bits:
- Spyke is enjoying his run as Toolshed Champion. The EWT Creative team and writers are giving him total creative freedom in reguards to the gimmick matches.
- EWT has made enough money off of all the advertising in the Product Placement Match at Skies the Limit to offset the losses they suffered from the Chance Confidence DVD.
- The Spyke Johannson action figure just hit the market, and early sales figures show that it is doing fairly well. The figure comes with Toolshed Title and one free download from iTunes.
- Spyke will be at the Penn State/Purdue football game @ Purdue University on October 28th. He will be signing autographs until 15 minutes before kickoff, and then again after the game at the nearest Applebee's.
Spyke Sightings!:
This one comes from Kevin Pierson from Allentown, PA:
- Spyke recently appeared at a Grand Opening of a newly remodeled Taco Bell in the area. He ordered 6 hardshell tacos, and a Crunchy Grilled Stuffed Burrito. No confirmation on what he was drinking, but my sources say it might have been Diet Pepsi.
This one was sent in by Mike Morriston of Grandville, MI:
- I was sitting in the waiting room of my chiropractor's office, when who should walk in? Spyke Johannson! He came in, got his back cracked, and walked out. Of course, when asked for an autograph, he was more than happy to sign one.
Indy Bookings:
- The only Indy booking Spyke has for the entire month of October is October 27th in Lafayette, Indiana. Spyke takes on Vampyah Killah and Hobo Steve in a handicap match for Stupid Indy Gimmick Wrestling Federation. The main event for the show will be Scott Steiner vs. The Pyromaniac Boy, for the Pyro's SIGWF Heavyweight Belt.
Stay tuned to ewt.SpykeJ.com for more news!
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Oct 1, 2006 13:45:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2006 20:28:04 GMT -5
There are times in life, where we a presented with a moment, a single glimsp into the unended abyss of time, where existence itself seems to stop. It is a moment that defines a lifetime, that underscores the joys and horrors that is sight and sound... and touch. My moment was years ago. There was a girl, hehe... theres always a girl. She was beautiful, kind, sweet. She was the only person who ever took the time to talk to me. When I sat under the stairs in school, praying my tormentors wouldn't find me, she came to me like an angel in the night. She illuminated the dark corners, she made my dark hole seem like nirvana. I loved her so. I would have given anything, anything, just to reach up to the heavens and touch her. One day I came home. My brothers bike laid across the lawn, as if thrown away in an act of anger and passion. The door wasn't locked as I walked in. I'll never forget the noises I heard coming from his room... the moans, the groans... the sickening grunts of the pitiful. I forget what happened next. My mind has blocked out the grittier details. As the black disipates from my mind, I can still see their bodies, broken and bruised. Her sweet breath extinguised as she held him in her arms. I ran... I ran for years... I escaped from the horror. My name is James. I like hurting people. I look forward to hurting you
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Oct 3, 2006 5:04:28 GMT -5
- The JN INSIDER - All your wrestling news, all the gritty truth. - - After winning th EWT Heavyweight Title at Skies the Limit Maelstrom is said to be handling the pressure very well. Creative felt that Maelstrom could add some flavor to the main event title scene, when asked on the situation Maelstrom ignored us.
- Curly Long and Mr. Big are due to host a super show in the next few hours, this will feature many top EWT superstars and Toomi E himself.
- D'Zee is currently in a creative blackhole, top writer Hugh Shearlocks said she is just not the kind of person we can write well for. Later on in the week several top EWT writers were seen being taken to an emergency ward after having a nasty run in with folded chair.
- Credit .... www.JNInsider.net -
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Oct 4, 2006 13:08:30 GMT -5
Source: www.lolwrestling.com--Ratings is said to be more focused about wrestling than he has in his career with the Megadeth tag tournament. He has also been looking forward to working with Brett Michaels for quite sometime. --As evidence from the Elite's last promo, it seems that BK3K will be taking a break from tag team competition. With new heel teams like Team LEO and New Era, as well as Ratings and the Heartbreak Hitman, there just isn't much for them to do as a team at this time. There was some talks about having the duo turn face, but Ratings doesn't want the Elite to disband now or anytime in the near future. Rumors have it that both men will be competiting solo for the time being. Maxx Awesome is scheduled to set to return to the active roster a few weeks from now and rumor is that Erik Majors will be filming some vignettes for his return from the ring.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 13, 2006 17:47:41 GMT -5
Source: www.kpwrestling.comMIKE CORRAL OUT FOR INDEFINTE AMOUNT OF TIMEWhile competing against D2 inthe hellacious Stariway to Heaven match, EWT Superstar Mike Corral was injured when he was taken off the Cell with a scooping piledriver. THe doctors have confirmed that Mike has 3 broken ribs, a broken leg, and massive head trauma, and have told GWE, KPW, and EWT officials that MIke will be out for a suspended amount of time.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Oct 16, 2006 13:34:32 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.com--Ratings and Bret Michaels were withdrawn from the tag team tournament because they are rumored to be taking part of something big for Symphony of Destruction. --Speaking of the two, it is said that they (along with Cherry) get along great backstage. HBH and Cherry has also been seen together with Ratings and his entourage around Hollywood's "Thirty Mile Zone" and clubs. --Maxx Awesome has been working house shows and has been said to be impressing Toom E. Dangerously and EWT road agents. There is talk that he may be returning to the active roster as soon as November. --Erik Majors is currently training for his return. He was asked to put on a couple of more pounds so he can be seen as an unstoppable force. It remains unclear on when Majors is set to return or who he is going to feud with. --Prior to their departure from EWT, The Connection (Craig Kendo and Tony Chang) were scheduled to finish their feud with BK3K. Afterwards, it was rumored that Craig Kendo would turn on Chang and join the Elite. It is unclear if these events are to occur if the duo, (along with Limey, Carla O. Woe and Holly Vaughn) are to ever return to EWT. --The Symphony of Destruction Poster has been released. It is a rather humorous poster with EWT Superstars posing as an Orchestra and Toom E. Dangerously acting as the conductor/maestro.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 16, 2006 14:55:06 GMT -5
EWT is reported to be in Los Angeles, CA this week. But we're not sure.
If we see a celebrity pop up, we'll know for sure.
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Oct 16, 2006 15:59:16 GMT -5
HWAWrestling.comThe wrestling world has lost sight of HWA in the past month since the actions of DMoney against Low Down Ki on that infamous Sunday Night Massacre.' Now HWA Ultraslam has finally commenced! ..... Light Tube Armageddon-HWA National Title Deamon Cohln Def Bolt Bacana If one word could describe this match it would be BLOODY!!Deamon and Bolt battered and beat on each other for almost 30 minutes with not just light tubes but steel chairs chains tables and at even at one point Deamon Cohln broke a plunger over the head of Bolt.The DDDDT on a chair would allow Deamon to score the win and pick up his second National Championship
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