Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 13, 2006 18:39:23 GMT -5
www.boltfromtheblue.comJust a quick note here, but Jessica is doing well in her preganancy. She's in her second trimester, and according to Mike, "has become a bit b**chy." Rumors are going around that she might come back to EWT to accompany Mike to his matches, including his "last" one before Seasons Beatings.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 15, 2006 2:00:20 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.com There has been a bit of buzz about the new EWT tag team, not yet named, since the debut promo has aired on EWT programing. As was reported before, only Jobby McJobberston has been revealed. Thus making it likely that he will not retain his championship and Sunday will likely be his last match in his first promotion. Possible canidates for the remaining member have been said to be the California Wrestling Promotion's Alecs Welms or Mexican wrestler Saguaro Saldona. As they might have be mentioned before in possible signings. Although that would mean that Saldona would have a speaking role, unlike his current gimmick.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 15, 2006 3:09:58 GMT -5
source: www.SpykeJohannson.ewtBREAKING NEWS: Rachael Leigh Cook... PREGNANT?! We have several reports coming in from different sources saying Rachael Leigh Cook was seen leaving a Walgreens Pharmacy in Minneapolis, MN with a pregnancy test in hand. No further details are known at this time, but we expect to get more information when it's available.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 18, 2006 2:29:12 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.com As predicted, Jobby McJobberston has lost his NJW Top Draw Title to Gen Eric Gui after a hard fought match. Jobby was given a standing ovation (and some "Please don't go" chants) from both the crowd and the lockeroom, which featured possible tag team partners Alecs Welms and Saguaro Saladona. And curiously Top Californian Indy star Axel Halaway was in attendance in the audience. Of course, we are only speculating and have no proof as of right now as to who the tag partner is. Signs are leading away from Saladona, however, as he is set for a tour of Japan shortly.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 20, 2006 20:31:31 GMT -5
from www.EWT.com: The indy wrestler, Job Bher, who did a exhibition match a few weeks ago against Rock Lee, has been hired by EWT. from www.EWTROX.com: Rumor has it, Koda Kazar's next gimmick is a gamer/otaku/geek gimmick. If true, it will be Kazar's easiest gimmick to pull off, as he has stated multiple times in interviews that he really is a down to Earth gamer/otaku/geek in real life. from www.EWTRumorHasIt.com: To follow up EWTROX.com's rumor of Kazar's new gimmick, it seems that they are teaming Kazar up with a recently new member of EWT. With the recent addition of Job Bher to the EWT roster, this seems the most likely person to be his partner. If this rumor is true, and they are a team, it will be a twist of irony, as Job Bher lost his debut match to Kazar under his Rock Lee gimmick.
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Post by viscera on Dec 25, 2006 1:14:04 GMT -5
Wrestlers Leaving EWT?!
Dr Vivian Anemone is on thin ice with management lately for just plain being a total Hootie Hoo! backstage. The last straw supposedly that may get her fired was when she had too much sugar and ran into the men's lockeroom yelling about how she'd like to have a threesome with Diva Dorf and jessedark. She may be end up suspended immediately following Season's Beatings.
Principal Pain is still not ready to return to the ring, but this month, he's reported to be going to go down to ASS to help train some of the newer talent, as well as shake off any ring rust when he's allowed to. When or how he'll exactly return is unknown at this time.
Paul Podanski has been working through a knee injury he sustained in the Megadeth. He is supposedly going to take some time off after Season's Beatings to heal up. As expected, his storyline with Team Ireland is probably going to end quite abruptly.
Chance Confidence is also planning to take a bit of a sabbatical, as he's been working non-stop for a year and a half now. He hopes that by taking some time off, he can rest his body a bit and then come back one hundred percent.
Finally.. the current Ox Division Champion Crauswell is expected to also be leaving sometime in January or December. This is because he is planning to get married to his real life furry mate, some guy in a skunk suit who we didn't bother asking the name of. Again, when he may be back exactly is unknown, if ever.
Canceler has sucessfully opened up a Yoga Studio back in his home country of Russia, known as Fat Cancelers Yoga. It is doing pretty well.
Finally... Sum Guy is still a bloomin idiot
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Post by Marcus "Stylez" Saxton on Dec 28, 2006 22:43:28 GMT -5
Marcus Saxton: Fighting to stay Alive
After the hellacious 4-Way Match at Season's Beatings, Marcus Saxton was esocrted to a nearby hospital, where he bled profusely from his open wound. He was then flown all the way back to Queens, New York, where doctors were able to stop the bleeding. Right now, Marcus has lost about 6 pints of blood and is hanging on for dear life. We tried to get an interview with Marcus, but the only thing we heard was ther doctor telling us to get out and "Oh My God, Indigo......" We'll keep you updated as the story progresses.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Dec 28, 2006 23:03:25 GMT -5
www.ewtwrestling.comSPAZ SPEAKS Spaz has released this offical statement regarding his recent unavailability for several EWT shows. Due to personal demons recently I have not been able to focus my full attention on EWT. I would like to apologise to my fans, my fellow competitors & EWT management. I now have these demons under control & will slowly increase my EWT workload. I'm sure it will take some time for me to return to my best in the ring & whilst I am sure I have used it all up I ask for your patience as I continue my recovery. Love & Respect Lachlan "Spaz" Burke
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Dec 29, 2006 9:38:47 GMT -5
-Mike Ragnal was supposed to have a match at Season's Beatings, but unfortunately he could not make the trip, as he had a stomach virus days following the trip. -Mike has also said he may not wrestle for a while, as he has been feeling some nagging injuries from both the Hell in a Cell against HBH and the FUN House match against his brother the last few months. It's expected Mike takes a few months off to replenish himself and possibly change his gimmick ASAP. -Chrysta has been getting into heated arguments with EWT management over negotiations for her new contract. She has decided not to resign, meaning Chrysta will no longer wrestle for EWT. She does remain, however, the only GND champion to not lose her title, unless Mystery defeats her this week. -With Chrysta leaving EWT, Creative has decided they have no further use of the Ms. White character, meaning Trish Stratus can finally be happy and live with her husband in Canada, or wherever they're living right now. This means we have nothing for her to do around these parts ever again, and if someone even THINKS about bringing her back into EWT, we will fire him, tar him in boiling hot oil, cover him in feathers, and beat him as if he were a pinata. ARE WE GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, MERC?! Source: www.wrasslinfans.com
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 31, 2006 2:57:03 GMT -5
source: www.SpykeJohannson.ewtBREAKING NEWS: Rachael Leigh Cook... PREGNANT?! We have several reports coming in from different sources saying Rachael Leigh Cook was seen leaving a Walgreens Pharmacy in Minneapolis, MN with a pregnancy test in hand. No further details are known at this time, but we expect to get more information when it's available. Follow up: As it turns out, Rachael Leigh Cook is not pregnant. The pregnancy test was not even for herself. Apparently, her sister, Indy wrestler and 4th cousin of Bret Hart, Melissa Joan Hart, requested the pregnancy test, but could not go to the store herself due to a sprained ankle. Reports also indicate that the test was negative.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 31, 2006 3:35:00 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.com- As was shown on the most recent Wrestle Posse promo, Californian indy star “The Icon” Axel Halaway is the mystery partner of Jobby McJobberston. One of the reasons for Axel not being shown on tv is mainly due to licensing contracts that he signed while in Japan. Contracts that have since just recently expired, allowing Axel to appear on EWT programming without any penalties for doing so. The reason why we weren't able to find out his identity is because of confidentiality agreements by the Wrestle Posse and a handful of higher ups that were used to prevent any such copyright issues from happening. - There is a possibility that the name Wrestle Posse will be altered or added to as it is not testing well. No surprise there. - There has been some talk about the Wrestle Posse doing a program with fellow new comers: Koda and Job bher (The F.O.G.). - Some of the contract clauses and contract problems in the last promo were actually true: Axel signed his contract right away, while Jobby had some disputes with his contract. - In a related note, the “brother” of Axel in the last promo was actually his brother “Q” Alexander Halaway. - Finally, the Wrestle Posse are set to debut in the ring in Jan.
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Ratings
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Post by Ratings on Dec 31, 2006 8:57:41 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.comRatings is said to be quite upset about the departure of Bret Michaels and Cherry. The trio have been working close over the last few months and have become good friends. On a positive note, Ratings was quite pleased about how the six-man match at Seasons Beatings went in what he believes was his finest performance in EWT to date. In related news; after months of sitting at home and collecting cheques while working the odd oversea tour, it appears that BK3K--Maxx Awesome & Erik Majors--are scheduled to make their return to EWT TV sometime in 2007. Whether they will be brought back as members of Ratings' Elite like before or will return as faces as previously rumored remains undeclared. The duo has not been on television for quite sometime--Maxx was last scene at Symphony of Destructions Toolshed title elimination match and Erik weeks prior to that. It has been said however, that both men have kept in shape, especially Erik; who has said to put on almost 20 pounds of muscle. Even more shocking, was that in a recent health exam, Erik's enzyme levels were perfectly normal.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 3, 2007 0:49:10 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comSPAZ SPEAKS Hey all you Spazphiles, I know it has been a while & I apologise for that. My first order of business is to answer all these rumours. 1. I have not been talking to TNA or WWE. I will stay in EWT. 2. I have not gotten married, in fact I'm now single. 3. I did have some personal issues to deal with, but I am overcoming them. 4. I did go home to Australia for a while for family commitments over the festive season. 5. I do have a new tattoo. It is my family crest. Now that is out of the way back on topic. Billy Ubermark has been a pain in my ass for a long time & now the time has come to settle it once & for all. I will not rest until I have proven to Billy & to everyone that I am back to my best. I admit I have been distracted up until now but when Billy took me out at Season's Beatings it triggered something in my brain. I realised that I was put on this earth to be a wrestler & to stop letting all the other crap worry me. So from now on you will see the old Spaz back in the ring. Until next time Believe The Hype, Spaz
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Post by Marksus on Jan 3, 2007 14:09:52 GMT -5
Source:Kingdom of KaosBenz finally signed to EWT.It was confirmed today that the eccentric superstar known only as Benz has finally signed to compete in EWT. Benz left Wrestle War after losing out in a 4-man Ultimate-X ladder match at their Crossfire ppv. He reportedly felt after a tag team title run he should of gone over in the match. Booker Scorpio Black felt he had been over exposed and wanted to rest him then have him return under his former gimmick of Deathrasher Benzine. Benz is awaiting official confirmation of his debut.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 9, 2007 7:17:06 GMT -5
- JNInsider - We only deal in facts! (and diamonds!) -- Curly Long and Mr. Big's current absence from EWT Television is down to the company giving the pair a well deserved break. (Other EWT wrestlers would argue that Curly Long always seems to be going on holiday) [He'd say those wrestlers need a better agent!] - Now the New Year is over expect the pint sized trashmouth and his walking skyscraper to return soon, bringing with them the lowest from of entertainment possible and maybe a challenge or two for the tag titles. - Also in the media news Curly Long has been sighted in clubs & bars frequented by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. No one reporting this was surprised. ... They were surprised to find that Curly Long has a cameo in the 'Moving on Up' Music Video despite the fact it was made in 1993. He answers a phone and likes to wear a monocle! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nP38XJqeyw- Rumours are still circulating that D'Zee may return to EWT at some point. - Maelstrom is considered to be doing well as Champion. Plans are a foot for a huge speciality match for the EWT Heavyweight Title down the line. However EWT says this has nothing to do with Sum Guy being seen in a dangerous animal pet shop! Credit - The Face-Painted Nutter from 23rd street.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2007 16:53:15 GMT -5
From www.BrickWrestlingKremlin.comTJT Prepares for DebutFrom the San Diego indy scene comes a trio of three rich up-and-comers, Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter and Terina. When we met up with them in their plan for their EWT debut, the group of them all had words for us. "We're restless for some action," said Thunder. "We've already crushed the second-rate challengers that stood up to us back in San Diego, and I for one think that the stars of EWT will be the only people who have a chance at even comparing to us us," he continued. His partner, the equally cocky Jupiter, seemed even more condescending towards his former, and possibly, future opponents. "The people we fought were the kinds of people you see in the unemployment line--they're nobodies. No class, no excitement. We got sick of their cheap looks and knew it was time for a change. Well, there isn't much improvement. Least it's better than having to fight those scumbags from skid row." Last but not least was Terina, who seemed to have her own intentions for success. "I lead my boys Thunder and Jupiter to victory countless times, and won just about every match of mine back there, too. I'm up for a fight just as much as them, but until I scout the right opponent to start with, I'll just stick to managing Jimmy and Jason for the time being." But the question remains, who do they dare strike next?
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Post by viscera on Jan 16, 2007 6:32:53 GMT -5
EWT NEWS!!!!
Word is that Pain still wanted to work the EWT in some way, while still hanging down at ASS, training new recruits. At first, EWT Creative suggested that he return as a wrestler who could only fight with crutches. Pain's response was... well, obscenity laced. He instead suggested that he be allowed to manage someone who was ready to be brought up, promising that he could make them into an EWT Star. EWT Creative again stupidly suggested bringing up Hoss McMuscles... a clusmy worker with an abysmal workrate. Pain however suggested instead, he be allowed to manage his old tag team partner, Tyreese Wellman... AKA Tutor Tyreese. He pitched quite a few ideas around for possible fueds, but specifics are kind of hard to find.
In other news, Paul Podanski's knee surgery went off without a hitch and he's claimed that he hasn't lost a step because of it. When asked when he might return to the ring, Paul didn't really say... so it's kinda up in the air right now
Crauswell has apted to stay with the EWT, though he may take a week off after his wedding to that guy in the racoon suit who we still didn't bother to find the name of.
And Finally... Ratings did NOT throw his back out lifting up a piano. You stupid NEWZ sites... quit making crap up!
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 17, 2007 1:51:49 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.com- After the shock that EWT has ended the Girl Next Door Title due to lack of talent, there has been a minor upheaval of such an action. It is said that some indy female talent are very upset not only for the actions taken out by the women but for the lack of a woman's division in EWT. - One EWT superstar has brought up the possibility of bringing outside female talent to EWT, even the possibility of someone outside of the US to fix this crisis. - EWT has signed a development deal with unknown British stage actor Barty Teach. When we asked our source why they say said what business of it was ours and conjectured that our mothers were prostitutes.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 29, 2007 1:14:59 GMT -5
www.EWTPirates.comUPDATE Regrading Barty Teach Apparently EWT trainers are not impressed with his slow progress in the ring, despite it being barely two weeks since he's signed with the company. There are questions within the company about whether or not hiring an actor was a good idea in the first place.
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Feb 1, 2007 20:25:01 GMT -5
Following Yesterday's events, Redface Rodgers has Been entered into a local hospital to receive treatment for the concussion he suffered at the Hands of "The Icon" Axel Halaway.
Stay tuned for more details as we recieve more information on this story.
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