DQorDie
Bubba Ho-Tep
Believe in yourself & ROCK N ROLL!!!
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Post by DQorDie on Jul 30, 2005 4:09:38 GMT -5
Word has it that Flex Magnificent is scheduled for an appearence as a guest on the hit show "Inside the Wrestlers Studio with James Lipton."
Also Mean Gene Okerlund has been repromanded for his use of the "W" word by EWT brass. He is scheduled to make a formal apology over EWT television in the near future.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 31, 2005 8:06:55 GMT -5
Botchberg was in Colorado this weekend at a ski resort, strangely enough Toomi was also skiing at this resort. When contacted via telephone Toomi said that it was a "coincidence" and a pleasant surprise, however that the EWT is still not interested in this superstar.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 31, 2005 8:59:27 GMT -5
from www.fishingweekly.netIn this months latest magazine, Maelstrom of EWT fame gives his opinions on Deep Sea Fishing and how to take care of your aquatic pets. It also has a brief rundown of his achievements in the EWT. Buy it now!
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Post by curtrok on Jul 31, 2005 9:54:21 GMT -5
This just in fishingweekly.net goes to a monthly magazine format for some unkonwn reason. When reached for comment Malestrom had this to say. "Huh?"
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 31, 2005 10:01:27 GMT -5
According to Newzsource.com The ever-popular Fishingweekly.net magazine has had to change its name after readership went down. Its new name is now www.fishingmonthly.net . . . In related news . . . Limey has reportadly taken out a subscription to the magazine . . .
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 31, 2005 11:32:10 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comA few rumored matches for the next PPV,which we believe is rumored to be named 'Sunday Night War'.No official claims on the name yet. It' possible that Joe Ragnal may be in tag action at the PPV,but since his brother could be in a Bodybag match,it's hard to say who his partner will be,and who he's facing. Linda Ragnal has asked for a match at the next PPV as well,obviously against one of the EWT women.At this point it's hard to say what the storyline will be or even if there's a prize,but the match should be a good one. Also,Mike Ragnal will be on Jumpin' Jeff Walker's Radio Show the day prior to the PPV.Expect an abridged version of the interview the day after the PPV.
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Post by curtrok on Jul 31, 2005 14:00:33 GMT -5
:: Web Cast::
EF: Ed Fererra here with a sunday update. Don't worry Vince Russo and I will be turning WCW around any day now.
KK: Um... Ed are you alright?
EF: Of course I am, how could I not be alright I'm the head booker for WCW the greatest brand in the world.
KK: Ed WCW has been out of business for Five years you are a editor for EWT.com online and Toomi won't let you anywehre near the match board.
EF: But I have this great idea, DSR could think he's really the president of the United States and we could have him committ....(rambles on)
KK: We need to get Ed some medicine. Anyway here is this weeks EWT report. I'm still bitter about leaving the WWE.
In other news. DSR is said to be avoiding a confrontation with Number one Contender Spaz as well as A-bomb.
Curtrok is rumored to have something ground breaking in the works. Stay tuned for more details.
Speaking of Curtrok Bared Wire Harry has vowed to make Curtrok's life a living hell.
We have obtained exclusive photos of Botchberg with EWT owner Toomi and 12 women in a swimming pool. Neither Toomi or Botchberg could be reached for comment.
That's it for this week folks.
::End Web Cast::
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 31, 2005 22:43:53 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comHey there Spazphiles!! I hope you all tuned in to see my match this week. I picked up another win. Its quite a nice undefeated streak I'm on right now. I hope this will continue right through the next PPV & beyond. I have got many e-mails about Becky so I will be posting some pictures of her later today in the media section. Until next week keep watching me & the EWT. Spaz
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 1, 2005 1:02:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Merc seen in Stacys hospital room[/glow] by Fat Albert
Folks I just came from my getting my 987 liposuction,and I saw EWT superstar The Mercenary walking into a room at the hospital now I didnt see whose room it was,but I do know I heard the Name Stacy so HEY HEY HEY!!!!
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Aug 1, 2005 9:04:09 GMT -5
The Billion Dollar Corporation??
By Todd Grisham WWE Writer
There's been a lot happening backstage as of late in the EWT.
One man who's been making small impact here looks to be stepping it up a bit.
That one man is Les E.BiAsie
Is money really the root of all evil? If so, would that make Les E. BiAsie the Devil himself? Or does E. BiAsie know something that the rest of us don't?
It would seem as though Les E. BiAsie is truly building one of the most influential stables of all time, and from the looks of things backstage, the numbers just keep growing.
What is Les E. BiAsie's motive for picking top EWT talent? And just how many EWT Superstars has he landed contracts with?? A-Bomb dropped a shocker when he revealed himself as a member of the newly formed stable!! And who is the masked man that helped Les out with his match this week??
More on this story as it develops.
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 1, 2005 9:40:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Mercenary in Hot Water???[/glow] by Boobs Mcmahon
Reccent reports are saying that new EWT fan Favorite Mercenary is in serious trouble with Toom Bischoff,and that it all streams from Mercs attacks on interviewers as well as the anouncers,and wrestlers. Toom is the most upset over Mercs reccent attack on Stacy Kiebler,and reports are saying Toom just doesnt have the cash to pay all these hospital bills Merc is raking up for the company,anfd tht if Toom has to cost cut Merc might be the first to go more details on this shocking news as the day goes on.
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Post by curtrok on Aug 1, 2005 10:59:41 GMT -5
EWT is not in financial trouble as many internet dirt sheets have been reporting. There is no truth to the rumor that Toomi is thinking about selling a portion of EWT to investors that could provied another prime time thread slot and remove some of the financial burden is false. There have been no negoations. There is no truth to brand split rumors. Whatsoever!!!
--Staff Reporter.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 1, 2005 15:39:17 GMT -5
According to various sources . . . Curly Longs behaviour backstage has been causing a great deal of heat . . . this is steming from his own ego and that he is the self-proclaimed savior of the company. Maelstrom reportedly had to be held back from doing serious damage to the pint sized star. -- The Gossip Hound! www.gossiphoundz.com
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Post by curtrok on Aug 3, 2005 14:39:40 GMT -5
Dean Douglas has been admited to an asylum after his pyscotic episode at EWT this week. Dean seems to think that everyone he meets is Ric Flair and as a result he is a danger to himself and the community.
We here at EWT are saddened by the condition of Douglas and wish him a speedy recovery.
Credit-- Staff Writer
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 3, 2005 18:37:33 GMT -5
- - Rumor is that Tazz is angry with most of the EWT and has left the company. Insiders say the last straw was when he found Curly Long going through his underwear . . . . this is just a rumour though . . . www.gossiphoundz.com
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 3, 2005 21:04:47 GMT -5
Source:www.livejournal.com/users/mikey_r
Seriously,is anyone else sick of the Fantanas?
Anywho,onto e-fed news...
Just minutes ago,EWT GM Toomi Bischoff announced that not only myself,but my siblings also,will be involved at the next PPV,No Rest for the Wicked.
For Linda,she and the other Divas,suchas Millie and Oceanic,will be in the first ever Queen's Court Rumble.Not sure how this will be different from a Royal Rumble,but hey,for her it's a sweet deal.
Now to yours truly.Our brotherJoe seems to have kept a secret from us the last few days when Toomi Bischoff gave him a package.It turns out that Joe will be the Special Guest Refferee in my match against Psychoapeguy in the first ever Body Bag match.
Now,in other feds,John Markel just announced that after my debut encounter against Randy Orton,Cyborg form Hell,in the 26 man Rumble,that I will be facing him at NWF Raw in a #1 contender's match for the NWF Hardcore Championship for the next PPV.
Also,at the recent DCWF,I interrupted Sherman Dudley and Ryno's match against the Monochrome Nation.And now that original DCWF owner Ian Jenkins has returned to full control,the likes of Loser and Dudley and other tandems associated with Loser are gone.So,heh heh...guess who'll have a chance in that company.
As for my first e-fed to join,UWA,I have no clue how my status as Hardcore Champ will be in the near future.It's a possible chance that I could be facing The Russian (The very one from The Punisher) at the next PPV,Revolution.
Welp,one way to find out is to wait and see what happens.
And that,Ragnalites,is the Shocking Truth!
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Post by viscera on Aug 3, 2005 21:28:23 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!!! The Supposed Tag Team Match is now officially a handicap match. This match was requested by Paul Podanski... who " Thinks he doesn't need a partner to beat these two new faces. " There are rumors flying about that if Paul loses the match... he will be forced to join the P.T.A., but these are unconfirmed. This was also confirmed when Paul's mystery partner cnaceled at the last moment. Also... Secretary Saucy has been training in order to prepare for competition. Her wrestling debut date is unknown Wanno get yer frek on wit Billey Ubermark!1!11 Pics of Curly Lang nood!!1!! Click Here!11 www.thisisfake.com
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Aug 3, 2005 21:39:43 GMT -5
-- there is a rumor floating around that Pza is looking to bring back the stable titles... stay tuned for more on this situation
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 4, 2005 0:50:13 GMT -5
From www.ultimochoculaissuperrad.com"Hey every peoples! Ultimo here! Live and direct from Castle Grayskull in Portland OR! Did all of you catch my match vs Bastard Booger? The match itself was bunk but I showed everybody who the Hot-Hot-Hottest man in EWT was! Sho nuff! Now you can get in on the action! "How is that, Ultimo?" you are probably saying into your computer. Stop that, I can't hear you. Now you can own a piece of Chocula history! That's right! I'm selling jars of the very chocolate that I was covered in tonight on Smackaclown! For twenty clams a shot, you can own the very sweetness that covered my fine Scandinavian booty for your very own! How cool is that? So cool your head might implode! Order now and I'll even throw in an autograph because that's just the kind of guy I am! Now onto Gorf and Davey Boy. They're wieners. Stay tuned to this website, Choconauts! More goodness is coming around the corner! Twenty dollars!"
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 4, 2005 5:13:56 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comCredit: Eric Long There is still talk that the main event at No Rest For The Wicked will have some sort of stipulation attached to the match. The plans for the EWT Title are still unkown for after the PPV but one thing is guaranteed. No matter the outcome of the PPV both Spaz & DSR will be in the main event picture.
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