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Post by whoopdeedoo on Sept 3, 2005 22:57:22 GMT -5
More on the milk incident
Apparently, during a company lunch, WDD accidentally on purpose spilt milk on Theo Rumm. Rumm responded by giving WDD two black eyes, Merc tried to stop the brawl, but the Ragnals held him down while Theo squirted lemon juice into WDD's left eye. Security eventually seperated them.
WDD is quoted as saying "Go away, my eye hurts like hell".
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Post by SalTheButcher on Sept 4, 2005 4:19:49 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN
ZAB JUDAH TO DEFEAT FLOYD MAYWEATHER!!!
no sorces neccesary
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Post by Ragnal on Sept 4, 2005 9:41:42 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comA certain eBay item was taken down last night after much controversey.THe item was that the buyer would be spoiled with being given the results of tonight's PITA Rumble.The seller also promised a free EWT gift along with the results,which would only cost on dallar (plus 3 dollars shipping and handling.) Sadly,it turns out the free gift would have been a small chunk of Paul Podanski's crap,placed inside a Ziploc bag,from his days as Paul Poo. RD Reynolds immediately put this under the Somebody Bought This section of Wrestlecrap.com
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Sept 4, 2005 12:44:13 GMT -5
Source: EmpTyVee.com
The next episode of the EmpTyVee program "Padz", a show about the what kind of junk fills up celebrity's houses, will feature EWT superstar Ultimo Chocula's home in NW Portland. The tour will be led by none other than Ultimo himself as he tells viewers about how he acquired all that junk. Some of the things viewers will see are,
*A large collection of Chuck Taylor All Stars in all colors and styles, "Yes, I wear 'em all."
*A revolving heart shaped bed, "This is where all the action goes down, literally! Bow-Chickie-bow-bowwow!"
*Photos of his various stops in wrestling promotions all over the world, "Stu Hart isn't as tough as you would think he is."
*His one and only automobile, A brown 1972 VOW van covered in Grateful Dead stickers with "Ulti-Bus" spray painted on the side, "I got it off some hippies for $500 and some 'dank sch wag'. It runs surprisingly well for being a granola crate."
The program will air at 7:30 on EmpTyVee right before the EWT PPV Pain In The Ass Rumble. Also featured on the show will be Jamie Farr and that girl who sang "I've Never Been To Me".
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Sept 4, 2005 19:14:49 GMT -5
An EWT Tidbit: The return of The Heartbreak Hotel this past week, with special guests Spaz and Maelstrom and leading up to the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble, was the highest-rated Heartbreak Hotel segment ever, scoring an astronomical 6.0 rating. Source: www.smarkcentral.com
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Post by apoc on Sept 5, 2005 17:01:09 GMT -5
Just announced former GCW wrestler Onslaught has just signed a deal with the EWF we expect nothing but the best from him in the future. This only builds on an already great EWF roster
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Sept 6, 2005 16:37:41 GMT -5
Theo Rumm was recently asked about his thought on the "Spilt Milk" contorversy currently happening in the EWT.
"I took the milk as an insult on me and my family name. In hindsight, I probably could have reacted better, but I didn't. I've heard different stories from Merc, Addy, Carl Guerrero, Toomi and a few others about what happend before going apepoopy on him. Some say it was an accident, and some say it was, as I said, a perpousable "insult"."
Theo went on to say: "If it truly an accident, then I'd like to make a formal appology to WDD, and to all the superstars and staff of the EWT for my less then adaquite decition. I am deeply sorry and would like to make amends."
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 7, 2005 4:16:37 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comSPAZ TALKS ABOUT HIS NEW CONTRACT & EWT Spaz did a radio interview for a breakfast show in his hometown of Sydney, Australia yessterday. During the interview Spaz had this to say. "I could have held out & gone to TNA or WWE but right now EWT is where I wanna be." "Toomi is a great booker. I enjoy working with the majority of the guys here. I think my best match so far was with DSR at No Rest For The Wicked. He is so professional in the ring & it comes through in his work." "I hope Spaz is back in the world title picture sooner rather than later." "I dunno where these rumours come from but I don't have a guaranteed title run in my contract. That is just untrue." Credit: Harley Lawler
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 7, 2005 9:04:42 GMT -5
- This week at the Rumourmill - - Curly Long was involved in a heroic deed this week, as he slapped a carton of out of date milk from a small child's hand. When asked for an opinion the mother of the child had this to say 'People need to take control of there kids, letting then run riot is not healthy!' - Maelstrom was seen eating cheesecake with Edge, Terri Runnels, Maria, Matt Hardy and Lita recently . . reports say that they are all just friends. - Mr. Big recently bought a sandwich . . when asked about this Mr. Big had this to say . ."Its a slow news day isn't it?" - Finally, Creative's idea of creating a huge super stable called 'The Golden Singing Connection' consisting of Joe, Mike & Linda Ragnal, DSR, Curly Long, Epidemik, Limey, Mantaur, Dorf and Dr. Frederic Delavier was considered incredibly stupid and that creative was not paying attention to the current EWT storylines! . . They were all fired shortly afterwards by Toomi Bishoff and immediately snapped up by WWE. Credit - www.rumourmill.com
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Post by Chrysta on Sept 8, 2005 9:19:51 GMT -5
Earlier today in EWT,Trish Stratus has returned as Chrysta's manager.Thanks to Chrysta,she was able to work out her new contract with Toomi Bischoff,agreeing that she would never wrestle under the monicker of Trish Stratus while in EWT.Instead,she will be held back as nothing more than Chrysta's manager,Ms. White. Rumors of Trish still having interest in Merc are all false at this point. Source: www.whothefcares.com
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Post by Ragnal on Sept 8, 2005 10:07:45 GMT -5
Thew two disc DVD 'Self-Distraction of Ultimo Chocula' will be released in three weeks at the low,low price of $2.99.No need to put it on sale.Just reserve your copy for only a penny,because we hate Chocula so much we want him to keep away from making royalty money. President of the Anti-Chocula Clu,Michael Cole Source: www.wefreakinhatethatloonchocula.com
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Sept 8, 2005 21:40:27 GMT -5
Source: www.moximillion.comNews reports hear that former EWT Tri-State Champion, Moxie, is creating a wrestling academy of his own, working with students on technical wrestling and basics in a refurbished warehouse in his hometown of Minneapolis. On a seperate note, the former Soothsayer and the former Prophecy's Sage are engaged to be married. More details as we get them.
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 8, 2005 21:57:09 GMT -5
Reports are in that Merc was headed to a Cematary to dig up something have been reported false.
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Post by viscera on Sept 11, 2005 2:08:23 GMT -5
Sum Stuff
September 11 2005
Well hello again everyone, I'm Sum Guy and I get paid in Pokemon Cards. It's time for this weeks edition of Sum Stuff.
The new comers, the Connection have been looking really impressive already with their two promos. Though I haven't seen them wrestle yet, hey... they might actual be good.
It was nice to see Carla O Woe return to action this week. I admit that I'm a secret mark for Limey and Carla... I also mark for Paul Podanski, Spaz, Mercenary, barbwire Henry, and also that Bob guy before he got fired.
Rumors that Ultimo Chocula only eats Count Chocula cereal for breakfast are completely untrue. I've been to his house... he also eats Frankenberry and Booberry cereals too!
No you stupid EWT Marks... Urkel isn't really dead... stop sending us e-mails ><
I'd like to welcome the new correspodent of EWT Leyla, know your place though. I'm still the number one EWT Interviewer.
Maelstrom won't let me swim in his aquarium...
The creator of Clue board game has threatened to sue the EWT for use of the name Mrs. White. Toomi is considering counter-suing them for being dumbasses about trying to copyright the name of a color.
In other news, Paul Podanski was sued for sharing the same name as WWE's Paul Bearer, Paul London, and Paul Birchall. once again though... why the heck would you think you can sue someone so easily?
My birthday was last week... but the only people that came were Doink the Clown, Muhammad Hassan, The Canceler, Spaz, and Joe Ragnal. I hope the rest of you that didn't come choke!!!
Mean people suck
I think Oceanic was recently asked to do a promotion for Hawian Punch, but I'm not sure.
Hoss Matthews still sucks.
Well, that's it for this week. I'm Sum Guy and I used to think that The Stock Market Crash involved cars.
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Post by Ragnal on Sept 11, 2005 2:12:57 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comJoe Ragnal reports he was never at Sum Guy's birthday party.When asked,he believes Chocula was in disguise. Speaking of,Mike and Joe each hope to have matches against Carl Guerrero and Chocula,respectively.Whether Linda may have a match with Chrysta or not is another story.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 13, 2005 6:06:25 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comCRAP-A-MANIA NEWS The latest rumour for Crap-a-mania is that the planned Curly Long v Spaz match will not go ahead. Sources say Curly will not be able to attend due to personal issues. Whether or not Spaz will be able to find a new opponent in time for the PPV is not known at this time. Credit: Don Ross
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 13, 2005 6:33:38 GMT -5
-This week at the RumourMill- -> Maelstrom v Billy is still set to go ahead, rumours were circulating that Maelstrom needed time off . . . but these were unfounded and actually refered to an Indy wrestler known as Max Strong! -> The Curly Long/Spaz story line is being delayed due to complications in the Curly Long household . . . Word is that CUrly Longs 7 brothers were involved in a wrestling battle royale with a Lion in africa . . more on this story as we have it. -> Ogre was seen backstage at the EWT this week! . . . but before he could bother the EWT staff or Toomi Bishoff Maelstrom threw him out of the building . . witnesses said he wanted . . 'NERDS!!!' -> Chrysta is having trouble with the trademark police as her character resembles the Narnia character 'The Ice Queen' . . . however Chrysta is known to have the trademark herself . . so this could be a big problem for the film . . . 'The Chilly Princess' is not going down well with the preview audience. - credit www.Rumourmill.com -
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Post by scbg on Sept 14, 2005 15:15:20 GMT -5
www.funkymonkeybuttnewz.comEWT's newest tag team, Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk, have been working the house show circuit and have impressed EWT officials long enough to be called up to the main roster. They are expected to make their in-ring debut sometime after Crap-a-Mania.
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Post by viscera on Sept 17, 2005 20:54:31 GMT -5
Sum Stuff
September 17 2005
Hello again everyone. I'm Sum Guy and I still wear Power Rangers Underwear.
This week on EWT Auctions, you can bid for one of Cue Paul Cue Sticks, a signed poster of Linda Ragnal, A Stuffed bass signed by Maelstrom, a pair of both Secretary Saucy's and Sexy Translators panties, and last but not least, a copy of Megaman 2 signed by that Nyrd that's still a nyrd. I forgot his name.
Paul Podanski took a few days off this week to promote his new upcoming DVD... The Man of 1000 Gimmicks... that's not named Ed Leslie. The DVD should be in stores next month. You better buy it!
I just ate a pack of Twinkies!!!
The rumors that Chrysta made a pornographic video with Ice Train are simply untrue. I mean... who would start a stupid rumor like that?!
jessedark, the recently fired EWT Superstar just opened up an emporuim selling balloons. That makes no sense at all...
I have my own fan club in Retardville Kentucky!!!
Burger King is better than Mcdonalds
The group who was supposed to previously debut sometime in October still hasn't showed up. I think they were called the Monsters or something...
Ultimo Chocula, Billy " The Virgin " Ubermark, Principal Pain, DSR, Maelstrom, Bison Tonto, The Canceler, and Les e Biase recently went on the hit Game Show The Flimsiest Part. Suprisingly, DSR beat out The Canceler in the last round. Bison Tono was voted off first for trying to eat his podium...
I have a deap seated fear of Lawn Flamingoes
Word is that The Ragnals will fued next with the P.T.A. after they finish up their respective fueds. Also, a Secretary Saucy face turn is also rumored to occur.
Mississipi smells funny...
Well that's it for this week. I'm Sum Guy and I need to go to the bathroom now.
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Post by invaderdave on Sept 17, 2005 21:07:18 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting, from EWT Home Video - All About the Pentiums: The Very Best of the Nyrds!
You'll get in depth interviews with both Joel and Mike themselves, as well as friends and fans alike. Also includes the following matches;
Otaku Team Go! vs. Team Hustle (HUSTLE, Japan - 2/23/03)
The Nyrds vs. Mistico and Hector Garza (CMLL, Mexico - 4/12/04)
The Nyrds vs. Dorf and Fuzzy (EWT, America - 2005)
The Nyrds vs. The Road Warriors (EWT, America - 2005)
The Nyrds vs. Public Enemy (EWT, America - 2005)
The Nyrds vs. Anderson and Blanchard (EWT, America - 2005)
And much more!
All About the Pentiums: The Very Best of the Nyrds. Get your copy today!
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