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Post by obi on Jul 26, 2005 2:27:59 GMT -5
*obi borrows one of DSRs awards and gets ons stage*
Obi: look at me, i have TWO, count em TWO statues! Im the winner WOO!
*turns into "two time slammy award winner" owen hart for the rest f the evening*
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ThePhantom86
Bubba Ho-Tep
Used to be reliable in my unrealiabilty. Now you can't even rely on that anymore.
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Post by ThePhantom86 on Jul 26, 2005 2:35:34 GMT -5
I was up for a scammy.....that I did not know. At least I'm in the EWT HOF!!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 26, 2005 6:37:38 GMT -5
*Spaz is shown sitting at the bar his tux is in a terrible state.* S: Man this company undervalues me. But come the next PPV I will prove my worth DSR all your Scammies wont count for shit when you step into the ring with me. I will show you & the rest of this industry that I am worthy of the title World Champion.
*Spaz orders another Bourbon & Coke as the scene fades to black.*
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Post by Poker Joker on Jul 26, 2005 8:11:52 GMT -5
(Billy Ubermark is seen leaving the event center with his two Scammy Awards.)
*Reporter*: Mr. Ubermark, you're the Tri-State Champion AND a two-time Scammy Award winner? What are you going to do now? Go to Disneyland?
*BU*: Hell, no! I'm going to the bar to see if these things will get me laid! WOO-HOOOO!
(Billy runs across the street to a club.)
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jul 26, 2005 10:37:50 GMT -5
4 Nominations in the Wrestlecrap bit. And not one freakin' award. Stan, Steve. Get ready to kick some ass!
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jul 26, 2005 10:39:01 GMT -5
*HBH is seen backstage*
HBH: Damn it! I was shut out AGAIN. Everybody knows that Gasoline and I are the greatest tag team this business has ever seen. But I'm not going to get mad. Instead I'm going to create events that NOBODY will ever forget. But the time the next Scammy Awards come around, everyone will know who the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels is, and I WILL get my just due.
*HBH walks off*
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Post by DSR on Jul 27, 2005 0:17:56 GMT -5
*DSR hits an Emokick on Obi. Obi's unconscious. DSR takes his Award back.
DSR: You didn't earn this. I did. A**hole.
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Post by Oceanic on Jul 27, 2005 1:32:29 GMT -5
Hillary Clitton was nominated for Best Female Wrestler and I wasn't? Thank goodness Mia won instead of her.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jul 27, 2005 13:01:48 GMT -5
*The opening riff of Rick Derringer's "Real American" blares across the PA system (the one that we have... you know the ones), as The King of the WrestleCrap Forums, Asics Johnson, strolls across the stage holding up three fingers. The crowd is chanting "One More Year! One More Year!" After about twenty minutes of the most thunderous ovation you could ever imagine, Asics holds up his hand, and the crowd is silenced.*
Asics: Well, well, WELL... I never would've imagined. It's been two full years this month since I joined the WrestleCrap Forums. A lot of things have changed in that time. I've gone from being widely despised by the boards for my harsh comments and honest opinions, all the way to being the Undisputed King of the Boards for the very same reason. I've seen the biggest feud ever, with Double D Dudley, come and go, and come and go a few more times before the big name change. Dancin' Stevie Richards has apparently become a household name, and somewhere along the line, the Miserable Alcoholic (a former WrestleCrap jobber from Parts Unknown) has become the best male poster of the boards.
However, there is one thing that hasn't changed, and that's where the Hulk Hogan's Real American Award stays. Right here, where it belongs.
*Asics holds up the huge trophy to a standing ovation.*
Asics: I won it the first time, I won it the second time, and yes, by god, I've won it a third time without even batting an eye. I want to thank all my loyal fans, without whom none of this would be possible. I want to thank Toomi for actually keeping the award around, so I'd have something to brag about... and I want to thank myself... for keeping the faith alive when the Hulkster's detractors come around, for getting rid of a lot of them, and for being, in general, THE BEST god damned poster this place has ever seen. Thank you very, very much!
*At this point, Hulk Hogan walks out. He raises Asics' hand in victory, his third consecutive Real American Award. The crowd is going wild.*
Asics: And believe me, folks... this award is staying right here until I get good and god damn ready to head on down the road, and that won't be for a LONG TIME. One more year?You bet your sweet asses!
*"Real American" plays again, and Asics makes a hasty exit, trophy in hand.*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jul 27, 2005 20:42:02 GMT -5
Asics won a Scammy? Guess I wasn't paying attention.
THAT is your highlight of the night, baby!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 27, 2005 22:25:35 GMT -5
[quote author=asicsjohnson board=ewt thread=1122325920 post=1122487308*Asics holds up the huge trophy to a standing ovation.*[/quote]
Who the hell said it was a huge trophy?
Dude, you got a small belt buckle because the award means NOTHING.
I made the award, I can break it.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jul 28, 2005 13:41:55 GMT -5
It was a huge trophy, Toomi. I'm looking at it right now. Just let me have my moment in the sun, and quit raining on my parade.
And besides, I'd rather have any award with Hogan's name on it than I would some cruddy Best Poster Award. I'm already The King, I don't need any of that other garbage. So, I got a trophy, and it means a lot.
Nya nya.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 28, 2005 13:48:58 GMT -5
*Breaks the trophy.*
Dude, this is wrestling. Everybody breaks a trophy when presented.
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Post by Asics Johnson on Jul 28, 2005 14:11:03 GMT -5
Meh. It's ok, I guess. I still have the two other Real American trophies. And a picture of myself and Hogan with the third one. That's all I need, I reckon. Plus, a videotape of this...
*Picks up the bottom half of the trophy, and clocks Toomi with hit, knocking him out cold. Glues the trophy back together, post-haste, and runs home.*
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Jul 30, 2005 18:07:40 GMT -5
winner... and still cham-peen... ASICS!!!
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Aug 1, 2005 16:51:17 GMT -5
4 Awards!!! Hell Yeah!
Best couple 2 times in a row, b****! what?!
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