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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 26, 2006 15:58:16 GMT -5
Greetings wrestling fans & welcome to the Third Annual Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Hall of Fame Ceremony. Today, we honor some of EWT's finest whom have been here, putting it all on the line, & giving it their all. These men & woman have done some amazing feets here that truly will not be forgotten by EWT fans. And now, I present to you the EWT Hall of Fame Class of '06: DSR
Clettus Quinn
Crauswell
A-Bomb
Stevie Richards
Danny Tanner
Limey
Carla O Woe
oceanic
Flex Magnificent
[/i][/b] Join us now as we share our thoughts & memories of the fine superstars of yesteryear. |
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 27, 2006 1:46:46 GMT -5
*Spaz steps up to the mic. Decked out in a nice looking tuxedo.*
S: I think I speak for all current EWT wrestlers by saying congratulations to the Hall Of Fame inductees you have all contributed so much to the EWT family. I must particularly thank those inductees I have stepped into the ring with. DSR, A-Bomb, Stevie Richards, Flex Magnificent & last but not least Limey. You five men are all icons of this business & this company. I tip my hat & raise my glass to all of the inductees. Thank You.
*Spaz steps down & returns to his seat.*
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Post by crauswell on Aug 27, 2006 6:20:35 GMT -5
Crauswell walks up to the microphone stand, decked out still in his furry suit, but with what appears to be a bow tie of some sort worn under the neck area He loosk voer at the microphone.
Crauswell: You know... this is a great honor... one I'm not even sure that I'm worthy of recieving. But you know what? I am very pleased that I have been inducted into the EWT Hall of Fame... which just goes to show that talent, sacrifice, and hard work in this industy can certainly overcome prejudice. I am thrilled to the first open furry to join this group of well deserving atheletes. And I promise to continue to give my all for this business.
Crauswell leaves to the stage
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 27, 2006 12:16:52 GMT -5
At long last, the New Page Outlawz, DSR and A-Bomb, take their place amidst the immortals, their names forever etched in the living rock that is the EWT Hall of Fame.
Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 27, 2006 14:58:45 GMT -5
I'd like to say a few words on Limey.
The dude's a good guy, a great wrestler, and he's able to help out when he can.
I recall my earliest EWT memories, with Limey typing an extra match for his then Limey Invitational. He typed a great match, and it showed me just how much work I need to start putting into the matches.
Can't wait to see our former World Champion come back.
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Sept 1, 2006 1:35:14 GMT -5
-=Scene=-
Senor Splash stumbles out in his Hawaiian shirt, one sandal, and some stained dress khakis with a bowtie. He is also sporting a 'F.M.' armband. Splash at first headbutts the mic, then jerks back from the shock of the hit. He shakes his head, hacks up a chunk of blood onto the pedestal, and looks around.
Yea yea...like you assholes look any better...lishen hhhhhere...n' lishen good...I'm gonna go 'head n' accept the award fer Flesh Mastersoftheuniverse...he wash a good guy and a condom-sumo-at profeshhhhinel. I...
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Splash lets out a tremendous air burp and punches his chest twice.
Ever been sho druhnk ya pisssh the bed? I ain't talkin' bout...sleepin' n' pissin'....I mean acshually standing over the bed n' pishin on it? Yea...thatsh me. Anyways...I am honored to be accepting thish plaque on Flesh's behalf...caush I know I can get about $50 for it at the pawn shop! BLACK POWER! OLE PUTAS!
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Senor Splash appropriately falls backwards and off camera as the ceremony continues.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Sept 5, 2006 17:54:53 GMT -5
*A-Bomb and Stevie walk up on stage*
*waits for audience to stop applauding*
A-Bomb:Thank you. I came into this business hungry looking for some place to fit in. That break finally came when I joined the nBo. I was just another face in the group until me and DSR formed the New Page Outlawz. Ever since then my career took off. It was a rough period of my life but it was for the better. All of the backstage politics and there were even politics being played within the nBo...but I love each and everyone of those guys to death. I wouldn't be a legend if it wasn't for them. They taught me to always bring something new to the table and that's what I did. All of the gimmicks and changes in wrestling style is what made me who I am. I would like to thank DSR, Stevie, David Davies, HMark, Toomi, Double D, and everybody in the EWT and WCF I've ever rubbed shoulders with and of course....the fans. Thank you.
Stevie:I can't believe I'm in the Hall of Fame. I would have never thought this would happen a day in my life. I've had a pretty decent career except for being held back for the most of it. If A-Bomb wouldn't have bought me out of my WWE contract I would probably be getting pinned by some 6'6 280lb roid freak that would botch a elbow/collar tie up. So, I would like to thank A-Bomb for saving me and doing so much for me, Toomi, the EWT and the fans.
I SHOWED YOU! YOU SAW!
A-Bomb:NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT? F***AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*audience claps as they both take their seats*
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