Kingdom of Hurt

[Toom E. Guci]

The ToomiTron lights up... showing how this match came to fruitition. It first shows Chance pissing off Crauswell after running into him, the following beating. Followed by Chance being chased out of the arena, losing his match with Konnan. Next up... it shows Crauswell interfering with the Spyke Johanson vs. Chance match. Finally, it comes to the brutal attack at the hands of Crauswell after the tag match between them.

Chance's face appears on the screen again. " Crauswell... at Kingdom of Hurt... in MY Home Country! I am going to finish this... once and for all... in a 2 out of 3 fall FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE match! And after I finish with you... you'll be left... JUST JEALOUS!!!

We cut back to the Kingdom of Hurt Arena... as Sweetest Perfection by Depeche Mode starts up. Chance... gets a huge Hometown pop from his fellow Brits... as he heads down the ramp way. He looks all business this time... as he hasn't brought his microphone.

Announcer: The following contest is a TWO out of THREE fall match falls count anywhere!!! The match will only end when one man is able to pin or make his opponent submit... twice! Introducing first... from England, weighing in at 236 pounds... Chance Confidence!!!

Chance leaps up onto the ring apron, flipping inside, doing his usual stuff... and getting another nice pop as he does so. He hops down onto the ground... removing his robe and looking absolutely focused in this match. He paces around the ring a bit, awaiting the opponent.

Soon enough, a huge pyro goes off and Broken Wings starts up... as the crowd gives him allot of heat as he trudges down to the ring.

Announcer: And introducing the opponent... from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!!!

The crowd boos as Crauswell heads up onto the apron, looking across the ring at Chance. He steps over the ropes and enters the ring... looking at him through his mask eyeholes. The two men walk into the center the ring for a stare down... Chance spouting off a few... unpleasant words as Crauswell simply glares back. The bell rings and these two immediately lock up for a collar and elbow tie up. Crauswell backs up against the ropes, whipping Chance into the other side, Chance coming back and leaping over Crauswell, as he runs forward for something, Chance bounces off the ropes again, going for a Bulldog, but Crauswell blocks it, catching him in Midair and going for a back suplex... but Chance manages to fight out, dropping behind, down, and going for a reverse DDT, Crauswell instinctively hitting a few elbows to the side of the head. Chance groans, switching to a waist lock... only for Crauswell to quickly go behind Chance for one of his own. He launches him with a release German, but Chance lands on his feet! As Crauswell turns around, Chance leaps up, going to snap off a hurricanarama, Crauswell catches him and goes for a powerbomb, but Chance fights out with a few quick punches to the top of head, flipping off Crauswell's shoulders and landing on his feet... and a stand off. Obviously, they get a huge ovation from the crowd for this quick paced exchange.

Chance and Crauswell immediately start circling each other. Apparently, both men are trying to prove who is the superior wrestler. They lock up again, as Crauswell overpowers Chance, shoving him into the corner and holding him there, the two men still locking up. Chance attempts to force his way out of the corner and manages to do so, fighting to apply and successfully doing so, a hammerlock. Crauswell growls, fighting back with a punch with his free hand to Chance's skull, loosening the hold. He then counters with a hammerlock of his own... then switching things up and hitting an arm wrench. Chance groans, dropping to his knee as Crauswell lays into him with stiff knees to the back of the skull. He groans... but once again tries to get back to a vertical base. After successfully doing so, he hits a quick knee to the gut, grabbing Crauswell and taking him down with a quick STO! He then goes to lock on a leg lock, trying to the ground the slightly larger Crauswell... and take advantage. Crauswell attempts to counter, rolling out of the submission move, breaking it. As soon as he sits up, Chance leaps up and nails a front dropkick to Crauswell skull! The crowd pops as Crauswell is flat on his back. Chance goes for a quick cover. 1....

Crauswell POWERS OUT, sending Chance flying... but he lands on his feet. He charges forward again as Crauswell goes for a Shining Wizard, Crauswell rolls out of the way. Chance lands on his feet again, only to get locked in a leg scissors by Crauswell from the mat! He drops him down hard... floating over and lifting him up by one leg and slamming it into the mat! Chance groans as Crauswell follows up with a second one... following up with one more for good measure. After the third one, he grabs the leg and attempts to lock in an Ankle Lock, Chance instinctively attempts to roll out of it, but Crauswell clings on tight, simply rolling along with him. He groans... instinctively crawling towards the ropes, Crauswell attempts to lock in a grapevine, stopping Chance inches away from the ropes! He yelps out in pain, desperately lunging out and trying to grab the bottom rope... and he does! 1...2...3...4.... Crauswell breaks the hold. But the damage has been done. Chance's holds his ankle in pain... rolling around a bit on the mat. Crauswell lifts him up to his feet, now focusing on the same leg area... nailing stiff kick... after stiff kick to the area, bringing Chance down to one knee. He then hoists him back up high, bringing him down with a Shin Breaker... of course on the same leg. Chance groans, going back down to the mat. Crauswell reaches back down, grabbing Chance by the leg and lifting him up. Desperately, Chance goes for an Enziguri, but Crauswell catches it with one hand! He flips him into a wheelbarrow position, launching him with a wheelbarrow suplex! Chance groans, hitting the mat hard... as Crauswell goes for a cover again. 1....2...

Chance kicks out. Crauswell growls a bit, lifting him up to his feet, bouncing off the ropes and charging forward, going for a chop block to the leg. Chance however, instinctively leaps over him as he dives, nailing a double stomp onto his back in the process! Crauswell groans, rolling onto his back as Chance runs off the ropes, coming off with a handspring moonsault splash! Into a cover. 1....2... Crauswell kicks out!

Chance gets up off his opponent, signaling for something and climbing out onto the ring apron. He launches himself with a Tope Atomico, nailing Crauswell with it! He goes for a second cover. 1....2....

Again Crauswell kicks out. Chance sighs and sits Crauswell up. He starts to connect with some rather stiff kicks to the chest area, after a few, putting Crauswell back on his back. He rolls him over, setting him up and connecting with a curb stomp! Crauswell's masked face bounces off the mat hard, falling back as he clutches his face in pain. Chance smirks, getting pumped up as he lifts Crauswell up, going for a sit out jawbreaker, but Crauswell counters, hitting a high knee to Chance's face, breaking the hold on him and snatching him up and spinning around, into a quick tiger suplex pin! 1...2....

Chance manages to kicks out of the bridge, now clutching his neck in pain. He groans, attempting to nip up and does so, just to run into a standing Big Boot from Crauswell, planting him once again into the mat. The furry then looks around the arena and crosses his throat, climbing atop the turnbuckle and TAKING FLIGHT!!! But Chance desperately gets the boot up, smashing Crauswell in the face, and sending him down to the mat. The two men groan in pain... rolling around on the mat

Eventually, Crauswell is the first to get to his feet. As Chance gets up, he goes for a roundhouse kick, but Chance manages to duck underneath it, barely seeing it coming. As Crauswell spins around, Chance nails a toe kick to the chest once he's facing him... signaling for the Confidence Breaker!!! But as he tries to hit it, Crauswell stops him in Mid-Air, grabbing him and slamming him down hard with a high angle Spinebuster!!! Into a cover... hook of the leg. 1....2... Chance manages to get the shoulder up. Crauswell smacks his head in frustration. He hoists Chance up by the throat... signaling for the end with his own finisher, The Beak Buster! He lifts Chance up for the move, but in desperation, Chance grabs him in mid air, powering him down with a DDT! Crauswell groans, rolling around as Chance manages to drape an arm across. 1....2...

NO! Crauswell manages to get a shoulder up this time. Chance groans, struggling to his feet slowly. He looks down at Crauswell, leaping high and nailing a fist drop to the face. Crauswell groans as Chance quickly gets back to his feet... starting to get a second wind now it seems. He starts pacing around a bit, as Crauswell groans, slowly rising up, Chance now blasting him with kick after stiff kick, sending Crauswell reeling, now backed into the ropes. Chance charges forward, going for a spinning wheel kick to the face. But Crauswell manages to catch him, dumping him over onto the ring apron. Chance quickly grabs Crauswell and nails a jawbreaker on the ropes as he turns around. He groans, turning his back as Chance springboards and nails a flying bulldog! Crauswell gets slammed down hard into the mat as Chance goes for a cover. 1....2....

NO! Crauswell just barely manages to get the shoulder up. Chance shrugs, running over, leaping atop the turnbuckle, bringing a bit as his leg is still pretty sore, and leaping off with a Confidence Booster!!! But this time, Crauswell gets the knees up! Chance acks, bouncing off and hitting the mat. Crauswell then goes for an Oklahoma Roll, shoulder down. 1....2...

Chance barely manages to kick out of it! Crauswell once again slams the mat in frustration. He gets back to his feet, lifting up Chance and tossing him right over the ropes, where Chance grabs onto them! Now dangling, Crauswell walks over, only to get grabbed in a head scissors as Chance is now upside down on the ropes. He immediately snaps off a head scissors takeover, sending Crauswell flying to the outside!!! The crowd goes nuts... starting up a " That Was Awesome " Chant. Confidence lands on the ground, catching his breath as that took allot out of him. He manages to stay up as he lifts Crauswell up, slamming his face right into the Ugandan Announce Table, watching it bounce off... only to slam it again... and again. Eventually he stops, rolling Crauswell up onto the table and following. He lifts him up to his feet, locking on a waist lock, then launching him right over the barricade with a release German suplex!!! Crauswell lands with a SICK thud, miraculously, not bleeding yet. Chance then goes after, leaping off the table and into a splash, watching the crowd scatter. A cover. 1....2...

NO! NO! Crauswell manages to get the shoulder up just... BARELY. Confidence can't believe it. He hoists Crauswell back up, now battering him while he's dazed with chops, kicks, palm slaps, each move sending him reeling back further into the crowd. The two soon make there up the stairs, when eventually, Crauswell starts battling back. He nails Chance with a nasty haymaker, dazing him once again. He then hoists him up and straddles him on the rails next to the stairs. Chance acks, eyes growing wide, now sliding down the rail as Crauswell chases after him, clocking him with a clothesline as he reaches the bottom of the rail, turning him inside out and planting him onto the concrete floor. He groans in pain, as Crauswell cockily goes for a one-footed cover. 1....2... big mistake, Chance gets a shoulder up. Now Crauswell stomps on the ground angrily. He walks up to the steps again and comes running off, hitting a flying leg drop from atop the stairs! It connects with Chance's throat, putting him in further pain. He lifts up Chance in a powerslam, carrying him with ease back up the steps, positioning him for a fall away slam... this is the same thing he tried at FULL HOUSE... except, well, not as high a drop.

Chance manages to fight his way out of Crauswell's hold once again, wriggling out and quickly going behind, dropping him onto the floor with a Reverse DDT! Crauswell is now bleeding from the back of his skull... though his mask is kind of making it not look that way. He grasps the area as Chance goes for a cover now. 1.....2.....

Once again... Crauswell just manages to get the shoulder up. Amazingly, this match has gone on this long without a single pinfall. Chance groans, getting back up again, lifting Crauswell as he does so and dragging him to the front of the arena and out of the crowd area. The referee chases after, trying to keep up. Soon, the two are now fighting in the concession area. Chance manages to whip Crauswell as hard as he can, his back slamming into the front of a booth... selling crappy EWT products. Whoopee! Chance grabs Crauswell by the neck, raking his masked face against the booth... eventually tearing a part of the mask... revealing a hole where his forehead is. Chance then slams that same Forehead repeatedly into the counter, finally just tossing him right over the booth.

He climbs right over and after, reaching up and smashing coffee mugs right into Crauswell’s face... ironically, each one of a no longer employed EWT Superstars.. including Bob, jessedark, Barbwire Harry, Shirley, and Bison Tonto. Chance smirks, grabbing and planting Crauswell into the ground with a downward spiral, going right for the cover. 1.....2.....

Crauswell manages to get the shoulder up. His forehead is now definitely bleeding. Chance smirks, grabbing the Cash Register, hoisting it up, and waiting for Crauswell to get back up. eventually he does... as Chance runs forward, attempting to drive it right into his skull. But Crauswell nails a drop toehold, slamming Chance's face into counter. He groans, now lying face down on the counter. Crauswell grabs his previously hurting leg and refocuses on it, grabbing the cash register from off the ground and SLAMMING it right into the ankle! Chance yelps out in agony, rolling off the counter and back to the floor. Crauswell tosses the register down, reaching up and grabbing a crappy EWT Plushie. This one is Chrysta the Seal. He rips the head off and with a handful of plush stuffing, jams it into Chance's throat, causing to him choke, gag, and flail his arms and legs wildly, in severe pain. Eventually, Crauswell lets up, as Chance manages to spit the stuffing out... the furry hooking the leg as he lays on the counter, for a modified pin. 1....2....3!!!

Announcer: The winner of the first fall... Crauswell!!!

Crauswell looks visibly pleased through his eyeholes. He goes for a second pin... hoping for the easy victory. 1...2....

Chance gets a shoulder up off the counter. Crauswell gets pissed again. He lifts up Chance by the throat, looking for a Beak Buster, but Chance once again starts to fight back, nailing kick after kick to the face with his legs. Crauswell groans, eventually dropping him as Chance grabs Crauswell in a waist lock... and with all his power, launches him over and out of the concession stand with an overhead belly to belly!!! Crauswell's land hard on his back, gripping it pain. Chance slowly rises back up, holding his own pretty sore back as he climbs out after. He reaches down, barely able to lift Crauswell. This match has gone from a technical wrestling bout to a vicious no holds barred fight.

As soon as hoists him up, Chance starts battering Crauswell with more stiff knife edge chops, Crauswell trying to fight back with chops of his own, as the two chop their way down the hall. Soon enough, they make their way back to the arena, fighting down the stairs, still exchanging blows. It's a miracle these two are still standing... they just want to beat each other so bad it seems. Eventually Crauswell once again takes control... clotheslining Chance over the barricade, who lands on his feet somehow. He's definitely dazed. The two continue to fight their way around the ring area... and now going right up the ramp! Halfway back up, Chance once again takes control, switching from technical chops to just straight up punches to the face... opening up that forehead wound of Crauswell's. He pummels him all the way into the backstage area... where various EWT superstars run out of the way... as these two keep beating the living hell out of each other. Crauswell grabs Chance by the throat, drags him over to the nearest door and kicks it down... revealing the HBMS locker-room. Ubermark and Chocula stand there, admiring themselves in a mirror when Crauswell comes running him, SLAMMING Chance's skull right into the same mirror... shattering it to pieces! He looks at the Handsome Boys who back out of the way... as he goes for a pin. 1....2....

Chance barely gets a shoulder up! He too has now obviously been busted wide open... now leaking blood like a running faucet. Crauswell mounts Confidence, assaulting him with horrible nasty punches to the face, opening up his own wounds further... then getting off of him. He lifts Chance back up and drags him out of the room... and right over to a buffet backstage. He starts clearing the table immediately, sending food everywhere, then rolling Chance atop this table, lifting him up and going for a PILEDRIVER!!! However Chance squirms out of it. With a quick kick to the gut, he sets him up for and connects with a CONFIDENCE BREAKER!!! The table is pretty much ruined after this move... now both men down, laying among a pile of ruined wooden table. Chance groans... crawling over and managing to drape an arm right across Crauswell's chest... 1....2...

Crauswell somehow... someway gets that shoulder up again. Chance groans, rolling off of the ruined snack table. He tries to stagger to his feet, gripping his still sore leg. He uses the wall to help himself to his feet, dragging Crauswell over onto the center of the floor He takes the opportunity to recover some stamina, breathing deeply and gripping his bloody forehead. He walks over, lifting up Crauswell and grabbing him... slamming him right into a nearby Soda Machine, putting his skull right through the damn thing!!! Crauswell yelps out in agony, head now stuck inside this broken machine. He lifts Crauswell up by the legs and sets them up top of the machine... putting him in a modified tree of woe as Chance signals for... you've gotta be kidding! He backs up... and goes for that Unique Excellent One of a Kind Probably Flipping Stinger Splash... connecting and slamming hard into his opponent's chest, falling to the ground, gripping his ribs in pain as the soda machine tips over backwards! Crauswell tries to escape the hole his masked face is caught in, his legs desperately wriggling in an attempt to escape. Eventually, Crauswell manages to do so, his mask further torn now... you can actually see the top half of his face! He stumbles around a bit, eying Chance on the ground, reaching down and grabbing him, only to get a quick throat thrust. He stumbles back a bit... trying again, only to befall the same fate. Chance then desperately springs to his feet, nailing a lightning Fast Enziguri to the back of the head, taking Crauswell back down to the ground... as he falls atop of him for a cover. 1....2....




Again, Crauswell gets a shoulder up. Chance groans rolling off and hoisting himself back up to his feet... walking over and reaching down into the floor and grabbing a can that rolled out of the tipped over soda machine. He pops the tops... takes a big gulp... then SPITS it right in Crauswell's exposed eyes. He follows up by smashing the can right against his skull... then tossing it away. Chance lifts Crauswell back up again, now once again battering him with stiff punches... as they head out of the hallway... and towards the parking lot.

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As they enter the parking lot... Chance immediately whips his opponent full speed into somebody's station wagon parked outside, sending him crashing into it. He slumps down to the ground as Confidence walks over, getting a third wind now it seems. He lifts Crauswell back up, proceeding to slam his face into the front hood of the crappy car, watching it bounce off as he slams it again... and again... until finally the hood just pops up, knocking the Furry right in the partially masked face! He gets knocked back down to the ground, clutching his face in pain as Confidence smirks. He climbs up top of the station wagon now, then leaps off with a Confidence Booster!!! Crauswell gets hit with it... as Chance desperately hooks the leg. 1....2....3!!!

It's now one to one. Chance rises to his feet and looks down at Crauswell, clutching his slightly sore ribs.





Chance: You see that Bird boy... I just pinned you!!! Chance Confidence just pinned you!!!





He smirks... lifting Crauswell back up again, only to get blasted back with a stiff body punch, Chance groaning as he stumbles back. Crauswell then charges forward, with Lou Thesz Press, pounding the crap out of Confidence... himself now also getting the third wind. He viciously unloads on Chance, beating him silly as Chance looks up, in roaring pain. Crauswell then gets back up off him... leaving him lay, as he walks over to the station wagon again. He opens up the door some stupid chump left unlocked... then uses some amazing strength... RIPS IT RIGHT OFF!!! He picks up the car door... waiting for Chance to rise back up, so he can lay him out. Chance finally manages to do so, as Crauswell charges forward... only to get planted with an instinctive Drop Toe Hold! Crauswell's face bounces off the door, as he rolls off of it, in agony. Confidence quickly rises back up, lifting Crauswell with him... and planting him back against the car door with a Russian leg sweep! He cringes as Chance goes for the deciding pin! 1....2...





No! Crauswell refuses to stay down twice, getting the shoulder up. Chance can't believe it. He lifts Crauswell back up to his feet, going for a second leg sweep, but the furry counters, grabbing and nailing a back suplex... right atop of the car door again!!! Chance yelps out in pain, holding the back of his head as Crauswell makes his own cover. 1...2...





But Chance also gets a shoulder up... and the match continues. Crauswell lifts Chance up by the throat... looking absolutely frustrated, as he carries him off, choking the life out of him as he walks, coming over to somebody's limousine... the license plate saying IMTOOMI. He tosses Chance up atop of the Limo, climbing up after. The furry lifts Chance back up, going for a BEAK BUSTER! But Chance desperately tries to fight out, hitting stiff kick after stiff kick to the face! Crauswell groans, eventually dropping him, as Chance follows up, grabbing Crauswell and going for a DDT! However, Crauswell blocks it, simply shoving him down right atop of the limo roof. Chance moans as Crauswell then leaps up, going for a leg drop, but Confidence desperately rolls out of the way, the gryphon landing on his ass... cringing a bit. Confidence then grabs him again and goes for a roll up!!! 1...2...





Crauswell kicks out. As both men get back to their feet, Chance grabs Crauswell again, hitting a bulldog right atop of the limo!!! Crauswell's face bounces right off, as he clutches it in pain. Chance desperately crawls back over, draping an arm across. 1.....2.....





NO! Once again, Crauswell just barely gets a shoulder up. Confidence looks frustrated now... both men still a bloody mess. He drags Crauswell off the limo, which now has some rather nasty dents on it. Chance then walks back out of the parking lot... Crauswell getting to his feet and following, practically running after him as Chance tries to escape!





Eventually, the two make their way back into the hallway. Chance is still being chased as Crauswell charges after him... it seems like Confidence is trying to get some distance between them so he can take a breather. Desperately, he looks around for the nearest area... the women's bathroom. He kicks the door down and goes inside... as Crauswell runs pasts. He looks at both doors... growls and goes into the men’s bathroom. After a few seconds... Crauswell exits the women's bathroom, desperately going into the woman's bathroom now. As soon as he does, he sees nobody inside... so he starts checking the stalls. He looks under stall one... nobody. Stall two.... nobody. Stall three... nobody. He looks angry, opening the fourth stall, thinking that's where Chance must be hiding... nope, it's Sarah Sidall! She screams in embarrassment, as Crauswell awkwardly backs away... closing the door.





Soon after, door three gets kicked open, as Chance leaps off a toilet and nails Crauswell with a jumping Hurricanarama!!! Crauswell gets sent for a loop, falling to the floor and rolling around in pain. Chance smirks, lifting Crauswell back up and dragging him into stall number three... dunking his head into it... and flushing, giving him a " bird bath " so to speak. Crauswell flails wildly as Confidence holds him under for as long as he can. Eventually, he pulls Crauswell's now moist and bloody head out, shoving him down backwards... so he's sitting on the toilet. He then leaps up and nails a landing dropsault as he's sitting, clocking him right in the face! He cringes a bit, holding his leg again... which is starting to feel sore again. Chance pulls Crauswell off the toilet seat... covering him for a pin now. 1....2....





Crauswell once again kicks out. Chance sighs, lifting him back up and carrying him out of the bathroom, and back into the hallway. He then goes for another knife edge chop, but Crauswell blocks it... turning to around and battering Chance down the hall... battering him so badly, now his chest is bleeding! Eventually, Crauswell and Chance fight their way into... Toomi's office! Crauswell throws him right inside, to the floor as Toomi seems to have stepped out. Crauswell walks inside after, lifting chance up and slamming him right into the file cabinet! Chance groans, staggering back as the furry follows up, tackling him into it again with his shoulder. Confidence slumps down to the floor... now on two both knees. Crauswell backs up, charging forward and nailing a NASTY knee right to the back of the neck! chance grasp it in pain... as his face slams into the file cabinet again. He groans... Crauswell again going for a cover. 1....2...





But again, Chance gets a shoulder up. Crauswell looks pissed. He lifts chance up, opening a file cabinet drawer, shoving Chance face into it... and slamming it repeatedly against him! Eventually, he uses so much force... the drawer falls off the cabinet and to the floor. Chance slowly pulls his head out of the file cabinet, turning around and getting hoisted up for a chokeslam! He carries him over to Toomi's desk... only for Confidence to counter, dropping him through the desk with a DDT... and cracking it right in half! Crauswell groans, holding his back in pain as Confidence falls right to the floor. At this moment, Toomi just happens to walk back inside.





Toomi: What the hell... damn it! Not the desk again!





Chance staggers back to his feet, ignoring Toomi, lifting Crauswell off the broken desk and dragging him right out of the office. He smirks, as the two start heading back towards where this all started... the ring. Chance batters Crauswell viciously with stiff kicks and punches, palms slaps and chops... eventually the two making their way back onto the ramp way. Chance has Crauswell backed towards the edge of the stage... as he goes for another punch, it's blocked, as Crauswell reverses it into the Crossface Gryphon Wing!!! Chance yells in agony... as Crauswell immediately drops him to the ground... now Chance is trapped in this submission move. He tries to desperately escape, but to no avail. As the hold starts to take its effects... Chance desperately tries rolling forward... and rolling right off the top of the ramp way, plummeting and crashing through some discarded tables below!!! The crowd starts up a Holy S***!!! Holy S***!!! " chant as the referee runs down to check on these two... both men now laying amongst a pile of broken wood... when... Chance drapes an arm across his opponent's chest! 1....2....





3!!! It's over... it's over!





Announcer: Here is your winner... Chance Confidence!!!





The referee lifts up Chance to his feet, who can now barely stand... hoisting his arm high in victory. As soon as he's done, Chance drops back to the ground... completely exhausted... as Crauswell has been completely knocked out. The referee calls for some EMTS... who run out, carrying off both men on stretchers... as the crowd gives both of these men a nice ovation, for this brutal brutal match...

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*A Rocked-up version of Amhrán na bhFiann plays over the EWT sound system as the five members of Team Ireland make their way to the ring. Coach O’Hare is waving a Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. The team stops about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them. One of the Team members is using crutches & has to be helped into the ring by his team-mates. Coach O’Hare takes a mic just as the song comes to an end.*

O’Hare: Well, he we are lads. We finally made it to EWT. Shame it had to be here in England.
*Boos follow this remark*
O’Hare: Come on, you can’t say that’s not a fair comment. These lads love a good drink & while we were here we’ve been subjected to some bloody awful beers! Anyway, as I’m fairly certain you are all aware, we are Team Ireland! And I don’t want anyone to misunderstand our goals here in EWT. We’ve come here to Drink & to Fight! It doesn’t matter who, it doesn’t matter where! These fellas are always up for a good scrap!

Unfortunately, in a recent Gaelic football match, one of our members, Sean, got injured & will be unable to compete, at least for a while. Sean, would you care to say a few words?

*Sean McCann takes the mic from Coach O’Hare*

McCann: It’s true fans. I’ve injured a muscle in my leg & will be temporarily out of action. However, I will still be accompanying my team-mates to ringside so I can see them perform & enjoy the action along with you great EWT fans.

*Coach O’Hare takes the mic back from McCann*

O’Hare: Don’t worry, Sean. We’re still here for you & if any of these bully boys in EWT want to give you hassle, the whole team has your back. EWT locker-room, we just want to put you on notice! Team Ireland has arrived & in the immortal words of the Wolfe Tones, “YOU’LL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH!”

*Amhrán na bhFiann plays again as Coach O’Hare drops the mic in the centre of the ring & he, along with the rest of Team Ireland make their way back up the ramp*

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*Howard Finkel makes his appearance in the ring as the attention of the crowd is set firmly on the ominous scaffolding. For the enjoyment of the UK fans, the scaffold is draped with a gigantic Union Jack, with miniature flags being sported wherever possible. The area around the scaffolding is littered with tables. Fink clears his throat, and starts to explain the rules to the Kingdom of Hurt crowd.*

Fink: Llllladies and gentlemen, it is now time…for the SCAFFOLD TABLES MATCH!!! The rules to this match are as follows…The two teams of the Boogie Knights and The Connection shall make their way to the top of the scaffold, with the objective being to put their opponent CONSECUTIVELY through one of the many tables to the outside. BOTH team members have to have been put through tables in order for the opposing team to get the win. I have also been informed that although the match will still continue if the teams are off the scaffold, only being put through a table FROM THE SCAFFOLD will count. Introducing first…

*”Stayin’ Alive” hits, and the crowd start booing in advance. The Boogie Knights make their way out from the back, and start dancing to the chagrin of the UK fans. Erik flexes as Maxx comes down to the ringside.*

Fink: From Midtown, New York and San Diego, California, respectively, they weigh in at a total combined weight of 450 pounds…”The Original Thrilla” Maxx Awesome, and Erik Majors, THE BOOGIE KNIGHTS….3000!!!!

*The newly-christened Boogie Knights 3000 make their way to the scaffold. Maxx examines the scaffold, before blowing his nose on the gigantic Union Jack to a negative response. The Boogie Knights then proceed to climb the scaffold to the top. Maxx and Majors then hop to adjacent corners on the scaffold appealing to a fiercely booing crowd.*

*”Ich Will” then hits, and the crowd cheer as The Connection make their way down the ramp. Craig Kendo stands at the entrance ramp as Tony Chang, clad in his “I’M HARDCORE” T-Shirt, makes his way down to ringside, slapping the hands of the many fans present.*

Fink: Their opponents…from Newark, New Jersey and Seoul, Korea respectively…at a total combined weight of 589 pounds…Craig Kendo and Tony “The Viper” Chang…THE CONNECTION!!!

*Tony Chang makes his way to the scaffold, and starts to scale it, making his way cautiously to the top. Kendo follows Chang, and the two men make it to the top of the scaffold. The bell rings, and the match is now officially underway. The two teams stare each other down…the Boogie Knights suddenly run from the Connection, and climb back down the scaffold! The crowd boo the Boogie Knights as they leave…until the Connection suddenly pursue the Boogie Knights! As Maxx and Majors make it to the mat, they begin walking to the back, but are taken down with clubs to the back, courtesy of Chang and Kendo! Chang grabs the hair of Maxx Awesome, and he chucks Maxx into the guardrail! Kendo hits a bionic elbow to Majors, but Majors catches the elbow, and hits a hard right hand to Kendo’s face. Chang is distracted by this long enough for Maxx to hit a rake to the eye of Chang, forcing him to the guardrail as he does so. The Boogie Knights then take hold of their respective opponents, and they then proceed to do a stereo Irish Whip with both Connection members, sending them into one another…Tony Chang leapfrogs the approaching Kendo, who telegraphs this and hits Maxx with a fearsome power clothesline as Chang comes off the leapfrog with a front dropkick to Majors!!!*

*The crowd cheer the Connection as Kendo takes a hold of Maxx, dragging him to the ring as Chang continues to lay into Erik Majors with some fury punches on the outside. Kendo throws Maxx in, before climbing to the apron…Maxx tries to get up using the ropes, but Kendo grabs him by the hair…Maxx fights back against Kendo with a shot to the gut, making Kendo release his grip…Maxx backs off from Kendo…before coming right back with the MAXX FACTOR!!! Kendo is dazed from the shot, and leans back…to fall onto Tony Chang on the outside!! Both Connection members are out as Maxx goes to the apron. Erik Majors, recovering on the outside, kicks Kendo off Chang, before picking up Chang by the head, and putting him in a Russian leg sweep position. He indicates to Maxx, who leaps from the apron with a missile dropkick just as Majors hits the Russian leg sweep in a unique double team!*

*With Chang down, Maxx points to Kendo, and Majors nods, a twisted grin on his face. Majors takes Kendo, and leads him to the ominous scaffold! The crowd boo the Boogie Knights, but the Knights take no heed as both Maxx and Majors lead Kendo…Kendo suddenly fights back with a headbutt to Majors, and a right hand to Maxx…Maxx counters with an armdrag, dropping onto Kendo’s arm with a leg drop as he lands! Maxx sees to Majors, who shakes the headbutt off, and indicates to Kendo once more. The Boogie Knights then co-operate in lifting Kendo to his feet, and bringing him to the scaffold. Maxx begins to scale the scaffold as Majors lifts Kendo up on his shoulders. The Boogie Knights lift Kendo up slowly but surely…until both Kendo and the Boogie Knights are at the top of the scaffold…Tony Chang is to his feet, and he starts to scale the scaffold to help his partner! The Boogie Knights are still preoccupied with Kendo...Chang is nearly at the top of the scaffold…but Maxx suddenly sees Chang, and he hits a baseball slide just as Chang reaches the top! Chang is stunned by the attack, but holds on as Maxx goes over to Chang, intending to throw him off. Maxx stomps at Chang from the top, making Chang descend the scaffold, but not drop from it…Maxx then lowers himself down to the scaffold, and then lets go, falling onto Chang with a huge hip drop!!! The crowd begin the first “HOLY ****!” chant of the match as both men fall to the floor, narrowly missing the tables as they go!*

*Meanwhile, Majors is grapping with Kendo on the top of the scaffold. Kendo appears to be regaining momentum as Majors is attempting to get the upper hand…Kendo hits a shot to Majors’ gut, making him release the grapple…but Majors comes right back with a tackle to Kendo, pushing him to the edge of the scaffold! Kendo is almost off as he tries to maintain his footing! Kendo grabs hold of Majors in a gutwrench, and lifts him slowly up, turning him around and hoping to shove him away…Majors then grabs at Kendo’s neck…and leaps over Kendo, taking Kendo over the edge, and down through a table with a HUGE MAJOR CLIMAX THROUGH THE TABLE!!!*

*The first combatant has been put through a table as the crowd again start “HOLY ****!” and “EWT” chants. All four men look like they’ve been hit with a tornado as they try to recover, failing initially. The first one up is Maxx Awesome, who stumbles as he makes his way to his feet, leaning onto the scaffold to catch his breath. He then approaches the downed Chang, and then mouths “It’s YOUR turn”, before taking him to the scaffold, and throwing him into it, causing it to shake on impact. Maxx then quickly climbs the scaffold before leaping off onto Chang with a leg drop. Maxx “appeals” to the booing crowd before taking Chang by the head, and once again scaling the scaffold, dragging Chang by the head as he goes. Maxx gets to the top, and shoves Chang to the edge of the scaffold, before applying a sleeper to Chang, making him fall to a seated position over the edge! Maxx then backs away, before calling for the MAXXimum Impact to a lot of heat from the crowd! Maxx then approaches Chang…but Chang gets to his feet, and slides under Maxx’s limbs, making Maxx stumble to the edge! Chang then gets to his feet as Maxx turns to face Chang…Chang hits a step-up enziguri!!! Maxx falls to the scaffolding, but retains just enough sense to crawl his way to the edge of the scaffold so that Chang won’t take advantage…Chang spots this, however, and counters by stomping down onto Maxx as he descends the scaffold…eventually kicking hard enough for Maxx to slip off the scaffold to the floor below, landing dangerously onto his knee!!! Maxx clutches at his leg, falling to the mat as Chang leans back on the scaffold, trying to get his momentum back.*

*Meanwhile, Majors is getting to his feet, and he goes to the table wreckage that houses Kendo’s downed body. Majors picks up Kendo by the hair, before taking him to the ring, throwing him at the ring post! Kendo hits the post hard before falling to the mat against the ring apron in a seated position. Majors intercepts, and hits a chop to the chest! The crowd “OOH!” at the impact, giving Majors more incentive to hit another hard chop to Kendo. Majors then lifts Kendo up by the throat, and hits another hard chop, before leading him to the tables on the outside, and setting Kendo up for a belly-to-belly suplex…Kendo proves difficult to lift…eventually hitting an elbow to the head of Majors! Majors backs off as Kendo tries to regain his momentum…Majors rushes Kendo, but Kendo hits a spinning heel kick out of nowhere!!! Kendo then picks up Majors, and rolls him onto a table, before indicating to the recovering Tony Chang at the top of the scaffold! Chang goes to the edge, looking down at the situation, before taking a deep breath, and taking his “I’M HARDCORE!” T-Shirt off, throwing it to the crowd! Chang then stands on the edge of the scaffold, and screams out “I’M HARDCORE!!!” before coming off with a shooting star press from the scaffold, RIGHT ONTO MAJORS, PUTTING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!*

*The crowd chant “He’s hardcore!!” to Chang as Erik Majors has been successfully put through the table from the scaffold. Chang is hurt bad from the impact, and so Kendo lifts him up onto the shoulder…however, Maxx Awesome appears from behind the Connection, hitting both Kendo and Chang with a ladder to the face!! Maxx has managed to find a ladder underneath the ring, and is putting it to good use right here tonight! Kendo tries to get to his feet, but is caught with a swinging ladder shot from Maxx Awesome! Maxx then drops the ladder, and picks up Kendo by the head. Kendo is up to one knee…and Maxx immediately gives Kendo a FAMEASSER ONTO THE LADDER!!! Kendo appears to be busted wide open as Maxx is satisfied with the outcome! Maxx then goes over to Tony Chang, and picks him up by the head. Maxx then throws Chang to the ring steps, before running at the broken Chang with a Sabin-style dropkick, sandwiching him between Maxx’s feet and the ring steps! Maxx then goes over to his fallen partner, and helps him to his feet. The two then look over at Chang and nod. Majors walks pained over to Chang, and lifts him up with a fireman’s carry, running into the ring post to strike at Chang’s back. Majors then places Chang into the ring, leaving Chang’s head protruding between the apron and the bottom rope. Majors then hops to the apron as Maxx joins him. Majors then climbs the turnbuckle…and comes out with a splash to Chang just as Maxx hits a guillotine leg drop from the apron to the head of Chang in a unique double team!!!*

*Maxx taunts Chang from ringside…but doesn’t expect to be jumped by Kendo with a running knee to the face!! Kendo then picks up Maxx…but is immediately hit by Majors with a suicide dive!!!! Majors unloads onto Kendo with some furious punches as Maxx backs away on his hands and knees. Kendo grabs Majors by the throat…but Majors hits a kick to the gut of Kendo…Kendo is stunned by this…but tries to come back with an STO…which Majors ducks, going behind Kendo with a gutwrench, lifting him over with a German Suplex…Kendo lands on his feet…but is hit from behind with a chairshot by Maxx Awesome!!! Maxx then continually hits Kendo over and over again with the chair before leaving the chair on top of Kendo’s head. Majors then approaches Maxx, and lifts him up onto his shoulders…allowing Maxx to come off with a somersault senton onto the chair on Kendo’s head!!!!*

*The Boogie Knights “High-Five” at this, then turn their attention to Tony Chang in the ring. Maxx goes after Chang as Majors stays outside to taunt at Kendo. Maxx slides into the ring to go after the recovering Chang. Maxx slaps Chang’s head, and taunts him…but Chang trips the leg of Maxx, and scrambles to his feet!! Maxx rises…and is hit with a calf kick from Tony Chang!! Chang then stands on Maxx’s downed body as the crowd cheer once more! Chang then stomps down, and leaps up with a standing shooting star to Maxx Awesome!! Majors sees this, and scales the ring apron…but is hit with a dropkick from Chang, sending Majors to the guardrail!! Chang is on fire as Maxx once again rises to his feet using the ring ropes…Chang rushes at him, but Maxx hits a drop toe hold, sending Chang into a guillotine to the top rope! Chang comes out from this, dazed as Maxx tries a hammerlock…Chang ducks this, and locks in a cobra clutch to Maxx Awesome!! Maxx tries to fight out of this, but Chang leaps over him to hit the CONSTRICTOR!*

* Maxx rolls out of the ring as Chang, exhausted, tries to recover in the centre of the ring…Chang then rises by use of the ropes…and is tripped by Majors on the outside! Majors then slides into the ring, and grabs Chang’s ankle, stomping away on the limb of Tony Chang. Chang tries to jump to his one free foot, and tries an Enziguri…Majors ducks this, and captalises with a gutwrench to Chang! Majors lifts Chang upward…Chang hits an armdrag from his position to Majors!! Majors falls, and lands on his feet as Chang tries to rush Majors…Majors quickly grabs Chang, and lifts him high before nailing the MAJOR BREAK!! Chang arches his back in so much pain as Majors looks down, before making the “It’s OVER!” sign. Majors rolls to the outside, and flattens one of the many tables littering the outside. Majors then pushes the table into the ring, and sets it up near the corner. Majors then pulls Chang to the corner as Maxx sets up a ladder on the outside near the corner, climbing it. As Majors goes to the corner, he lifts Chang up in a powerbomb position…as Maxx leaps from the ladder to the ring, hitting a blockbuster on Chang as Majors comes off with a powerbomb for a SUPER ONE KNIGHT STAND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!*

*The Boogie Knights raise their arms victoriously…but the bell doesn’t ring! The Boogie Knights look confused by this, until the Fink’s voice rings through the arena.*

Fink: The Boogie Knights are reminded…that ONLY being driven consecutively through a table…FROM THE SCAFFOLD can a team secure a victory!!!

*The UK crowd cheer this as the Boogie Knights look appalled by the announcement. The Boogie Knights look at each other frustrated as Maxx grabs Chang by the head, dragging him to the outside. Maxx drags Chang to the scaffold…but the crowd cheer as Kendo is making his way to Maxx Awesome, chair in hand!! Maxx, confused by this, turns as Kendo throws the chair, Kid Kash style to Maxx’s face!!! Maxx ducks the chair…but Chang catches it!!! Maxx then rises, and laughs at Kendo, before turning to get hit with a hard chairshot from Chang!!! Chang then falls back against the scaffold, tired as hell, as Kendo sees to him. Erik Majors handstands out of the ring, and runs to the scaffolding where Kendo and Chang are consulting. Majors then hits the DISPNEATOR…but both Kendo and Chang dodge this, and Majors strikes the hard iron of the scaffold!! Majors nurses his hand as Kendo lifts Majors up to his shoulders! Kendo then drops Majors onto Chang’s awaiting gutbuster to complete THE LINK!!! Kendo then grabs Maxx by the head, and climbs up the scaffold with Maxx in tow! Chang preoccupies himself with Majors as Kendo pulls Maxx to the top of the scaffold! The crowd pops in advance as Kendo leads Maxx to the edge of the scaffold…but Kendo then releases Maxx, and goes over to where the huge Union Jack is supported, pulling it off the scaffold and letting it drop…to reveal SEVEN TABLES stacked on top of each other!!! The crowd pop madly as Chang goes over to the stack, pulling it cautiously from underneath the scaffold until it’s in plain sight of Kendo!! Kendo then takes Maxx, and places him underneath his limbs in a powerbomb position!!! The crowd pop as Kendo lifts Maxx high…*

*KENDO HITS A POWERBOMB TO MAXX AWESOME THROUGH SEVEN TABLES!!!! MAXX AWESOME HAS BEEN DRIVEN THROUGH SEVEN TABLES IN A ROW!!!*

*The crowd chant “THAT WAS AWESOME!” as Kendo raises his hands in victory. The bell rings, and the match has been won.*

Winners: The Connection!

*Post-match, Kendo descends the scaffold, dropping to the floor as both he and Chang raise their hands in victory. Kendo has been busted wide open, but is still satisfied with the win. Majors covers his head in his hands, ashamed at the loss. Majors goes over to the wreckage to see to Maxx Awesome, who appears to have lost consciousness.*

*The Connection make their way up the ramp, exhausted, but still satisfied that they finally got the win...However, they stop in their tracks when Erik Majors looks up from Maxx's unconscious body to take the mic.*

Majors: HEY!!! Get back here, you cross-dressing goth FREAKS!! Get back here! This...isn't over!! You may have put us through a few tables...well...a LOT of tables in HIS case...but listen...YOU NEVER PINNED US...and you know what? YOU'LL NEVER PIN US!!! The Boogie Knights always come out on top...and we're still EWT's GREATEST TAG TEAM...EVER!!

*The crowd boo Majors as he holds up Maxx's body, and raises his arm, declaring themselves champions.*

Majors:...So you can just go back home, back home to your parent's basements, put on nail varnish and kick back with Manson, or Evanescence, or whatever the hell you goth freaks listen to...just keep up that FALSE SENSE of victory! You'll never beat us one-on-one!!! You hear us? NEVER!!!

*Majors slams down the microphone as The Connection look back, contemplating what Majors just said. The two teams stare each other down, before The Connection reluctantly back off. Erik picks up Maxx and supports him on his shoulders, before heading to the back, proclaiming themselves EWT's true greatest tag team.*

[Toom E. Guci]

*After a brief comedy segment backstage involving El Dandy we go back to ringside. In the ring is Lillian Garcia, along with a variety of hardcore weapons that are already scattered around the ring. Chairs, signs, a few trashcans and a couple of brooms can be seen.*

LILLIAN: The following match is for one fall and will be a Hardcore Tornado Tag Match! ... The rules are simple any man can be pinned by either of his opponents at any time during this match. .. so without further ado … introducing first ….

*The lights change to varying shades of Orange and Purple … and ‘Moving on Up’ begins to play*

LILLIAN: They weigh in at around 540 pounds and consist of Curly Long and Mr. Big …

*Out from the back walks Mr. Big with Curly on his shoulders to a loudly booing audience*

LILLIAN: They are Midget King and Company!!

*A ‘VLB’ chant starts up as the two enter the ring. Curly jumps over the top rope from Mr. Big’s shoulders and Mr. Big follows him into the ring. Curly tries to take a peek up Lillian’s skirt but she shoo’s him away with one of the brooms.*

LILLIAN: … There opponents, who hail from Queens, New York ….

* ‘St.Anger’ by Metallica starts up over the speakers, the crowd is getting excited*

LILLIAN: .. they weigh in at around 439 pounds … the team of Twisted and American Saint! ….

*The pair suddenly run out from the backstage area, the crowd pops huge for them*

LILLIAN: … they are the Suicide Idolz!!

*The Suicide Idolz waste no time getting to the ring and slide in. Mr. Big and Curly watch from there corner as the Idolz prepare themselves. The ref checks both teams are ready.*

*The Bell Rings*

Curly quickly starts off by instructing Mr. Big to go after both of them. The Suicide Idolz go to meet this challenge, and start with some forearms to Mr. Big … this doesn’t work to well and they get clotheslined for there trouble. Curly grabs a cookie sheet and waits as Mr. Big bodyslams Twisted. But American Saint is back up and nails a low dropkick to Mr. Big’s leg. Taking him down to one knee, Curly realising that if Mr. Big goes down he could be in trouble, rushes in cookie sheet aloft. Twisted however sees the diminutive one coming and clocks him sheet first with a low spin kick. Meanwhile Mr. Big has American Saint in the corner and is wailing on him with some big right hands. Mr. Big goes for another but Saint dodges the right hook and hits the big man with a kick between the two tree trunks! … Saint calls Twisted over and the two men nail the dazed giant with a double neckbreaker! … bothe men cover Big

1,2 ….

Curly breaks the pinfall …and clocks Twisted with a broom handle to the head! Knocking him to the outside … He aims for American Saints head too, but he ducks the swing, which accidentally catch’s Big in the head instead. With Mr. Big reeling from the broom shot, American Saint tries to roll up Curly.

1,2 ….

Curly kicks out and twists the hold into a cradle pin attempt.

1,2 ….

American Saint kicks out and counters this into a modified armbar. Curly is in pain, but Mr. Big breaks it up with a stomp to the Saints head! Twisted however has found another cookie sheet and has climbed the turnbuckle. He leaps and brings it down hard on Mr. Big’s head! … Mr. Big stumbles but doesn’t go down. Twisted grabs the broom and swings at Mr. Big, but he catches it and snaps the broom in half!! … Mr. Big stalks Twisted around the ring but has failed to notice that Amercian Saint has bounced off the ropes. Twisted holds the ring ropes down as the cross-body to the outside on Mr. Big by American Saint connects!! … With Amercian Saint and Mr. Big down on the outside Twisted turns his attention to Curly who is face down on the canvas. Twisted grabs a nearby chair and raises it overhead in order to beat down the despicable midget. But no! .. Curly rolls over brandishing a fire extinguisher! … Curly pulls the trigger and foam spray bursts out blinding Twisted!! Curly a sick manic grin on his face, runs behind Twisted and gets on all fours. Twisted trips over Curly falling on his back, Curly then grabs the fire extinguisher and cracks it over Twisted’s head!! … cover …

1,2,3 …..

No! … Twisted kicked out of the brutal move, but his face is a crimson mess. Back on the outside and Mr. Big has taken the advantage in his brawl with American Saint and has just rammed him head first into the steel post! …American Saint tries to keep standing next to the crowd rail. Mr. Big seeing this as an opportunity runs at Saint and goes for a Big Boot!! But Saint either dips or just falls from the battering he has taken and crotches Mr. Big on the guard rail. American saint grabs another chair and cracks it over Mr. Big’s skull. Mr. Big falls off the rail into the crowd! Back in the ring and Curly has just hit a Twisted with a facebuster and covers …

1,2 …

Twisted kicks out again, as American Saint enters the ring. Curly looks across at Saint, then at a rising Twisted with no Mr. Big in sight. Curly has a chair in hand, but the two Suicide Idolz have weapons of there own. Curly shrugs his shoulders and hightails It out of the ring! .. Saint gives chase, whilst twisted exits on the otherside. Curly runs around the ring and almost straight into a chairshot from Twisted! …

* A “let’s go Idolz” chant begins*

Curly has no where to go as Saint and Twisted close in. Curly feints heading towards Twisted and then dives under the ring! … Twisted swings his chair at the post in frustration. Meanwhile Mr. Big has managed to gain some of his bearings and clambered over the guard rail. But he is far from fighting fit as blood trickles off his face. American Saint gives a signal to Twisted and they split up. Twisted heads towards Mr. Big whilst American Saint goes under the ring in search of a midget! … Twisted with chair in hand hits Mr. Big across the back and manages to push him into the ring. Twisted climbs the turnbuckle with chair still in hand. He gives a signal to the crowd and with motion he leaps with chair under his legs. A flying Legdrop with a chair!! … Fails to find the mark as Mr. Big rolls to one side!!

*The crowd is going nuts!*

Twisted in a world of hurt rolls around on the ring floor. Meanwhile Mr. Big has got back up on two feet! He picks up Twisted and slams him down with a suplex. Mr. Big covers …

1,2 …

Twisted once again kicks out ... whilst on the other side of the ring Curly Long has appeared! … but American Saint has slid out right behind him with a trash can! … Curly is completely unaware and is trying to tell the audience that he outsmarted them both! Curly’s world then goes dark as American Saint lifts him up and slams him head first into the trash can! … Mr. Big meawhile has Twisted by the neck .. ‘HFD’!! to Twisted! Cover ... American Saint slides in with the Trash Can and breaks it up ... Mr. Big is furious and turns his attention to American Saint! … American Saint throws the Trash can with curly in at Mr. Big who unaware his boss is inside hits it with a boot! … American Saint charges Mr. Big and hits a dropkick before getting a boot to the gut. Mr. Big lifts up Saint and powerbombs him down hard on the Trash Can!! … Mr. Big turns to the crowd his arms raised in victory.

*The Crowd starts up a ‘Mr. Big sucks’ chant*

Mr. Big turns back to find Curly has managed to crawl out of the Trash Can but Twisted has an arm draped over him in a cover. Mr. Big goes to break it up, but American Saint has recovered a little and brings a part of the broken broom between Mr. Big’s legs! … American Saint then hits Big with a quick DDT.

1,2,3.

*Bell Rings*

LILLIAN: Your winners … The Suicide Idolz!!

*The crowd is ecstatic as a bloody American saint and Twisted climb the two turnbuckles and wave to the crowd. Mr. Big rolls Curly out of the ring and they head to the back. The two Suicide Idolz continue to celebrate the victory to the tune of ‘St. Anger’ … as the camera pans across the audience we catch one fan sign that simple reads … ”Next EWT Champs = Suicide Idolz”*


(We return to the PPV after a few words from one of the sponsors)

[Toom E. Guci]

*The crowd is still hyped from that last match and are really animated to see what happens next at Kingdom of Hurt which is coming direct from Wembley in the United Kingdom. In the ring is Terri, who has been scheduled to do a special interview for this PPV. *

TERRI: Hello everyone …

*The fans cheer, and a few camera flashes go off*

TERRI: Well, thank you … now I’m out here today on request of Toomi to perform a special Interview … I do not know who it will be, but Toomi has assured me that it will be someone who has made a mark on EWT recently …

*As the crowd speculates and waits, we go to the announce table to get word on the latest goings on*

GORILLA MONSOON: Hello everyone, I’m here with Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura and so far this ‘Kingdom of Hurt’ PPV has been nothing short of phenomenal …Jesse …

JESSE VENTURA: You know Monsoon, your right this capacity audience here in the Wembley arena has been truly remarkable and we have had some great matches so far … but the main event is still to come …

GORILLA: Not forgetting the epic clash between Generation Tech and The P.T.A …

JESSE: But I still feel this PPV is missing something truly magnificent …

GORILLA: Oh Please … your not going to say that Flex may be the one returning for this interview ? …

JESSE: Well Monsoon you never know what may happen in the EWT! … but whoever it is, they will be lucky enough to have the beautiful Terri asking the questions …

GORILLA: No denying that Jesse, one of the most loved women in the EWT by both wrestlers and fans …but who could we see in the ring tonight ?

*As if on cue from Gorilla Monsoons’ words the lights dim … and the first chords of ‘Apocalypse Please’ blasts out from the speaker system. The crowd excitedly watch the entrance way as smoke rises from the stage. An explosion of pyrotechnics sends the smoke billowing up to the arena ceiling! … and there is Maelstrom bathed in blue lights! … He gives no raised hands or gestures to the crowd as he heads to the ring. Maelstrom heads down the rampway, a look of purpose on his face. Terri smiles as they have had a pleasant relationship in the past. The crowd though is not so happy and lets Maelstrom hear it.*

GORILLA: Good Lord! Maelstrom is here!! … this man was once the crowds favourite but now it’s understandable that they are angry with Malestrom, Jesse. After all he did demolish both Generation Tech and the P.T.A last week in his shocking return to the EWT …. Let’s take another look at that! …

*We flick over to a replay of the EWT Heavyweight title match between Spaz and Principal Pain … We see Maelstrom interfere and take out the P.T.A first and then after Spaz has won we see Maelstrom demolish Generation Tech and nail Spaz with the Whirlpool twice!*

GORILLA: There is no denying the awesome power and impact made by Maelstrom there, but the real question on everyone’s lips has to be why? .. Why has he turned his back on the fans and his friend Spaz?

JESSE: Well Gorilla I’m sure he has a valid explanation and it looks like Terri is going to be the one who will find out for us …

*Maelstrom has entered the ring and taken up a microphone, the camera pans off to a fan holding a sign that simple says ”Why Maelstrom, Why? … as the crowds chants subside, Terri prepares to speak*

TERRI: Let me first say Maelstrom that it is a pleasure to have you back here in the EWT … Now the first question I need to ask has to be what is the condition of your back? …

MAELSTROM: Terri, my back is better than ever ... those ignorant doctors said I’d never walk or wrestle again. However with determination and a strong willpower anything is possible and here I am back in the EWT.

TERRI: Yes, we saw that last week and in light of your recent actions, I don’t think quite so many people are as thrilled about your return as you are …

*The crowd continues to boo*

MAELSTROM: Last week was the start of something new Terri … Last week the tide once again turned here in EWT ... Last week something that was thought to have sunk into the abyss resurfaced … something that never should have been forgotten was remembered … This is the dawn of a new age Terri … and that is the Age of the Maelstrom! … The P.T.A felt it, Generation Tech felt it and you fans have felt it!

*The crowd boos even louder*

TERRI: But why Maelstrom, why have you changed? ... Why have you turned your back on the fans? … Why attack your friend Spaz?

MAELSTROM: Why have I changed? … No. The true question you need to ask Terri is why have they changed? …

*Maelstrom gives a large sweeping arm gesture to the crowd *

MAELSTROM: Cast your memories back …that’s right, back to when I first arrived here in the EWT … You people hated me, you despised me when I arrived. Especially after I attacked and hurt your Davemite Davies but did I complain or try to influence your choice? No. I got on with doing what I do best, defeating the best EWT had to offer. Smashing heads into aquariums and to hell with the consequences. But slowly you fans realised you liked that sort of thing; you wanted to see the pain and blood. You began to cheer my name! …

*The crowd continues to verbally assault Maelstrom but he continues regardless*

MAELSTROM: … “Maaeel-stroom” “Maaeel-stroom” you cried … but I never pandered to you … I never asked for you to cheer my name. You just couldn’t help yourselves. Like whining brats in a McDonalds or Burger King your demand for violence is insatiable and so when I took the Tri-State Title in a sea of broken table splinters and blood from Billy Ubermark. You chanted my name even louder … but I still hadn’t changed.

*The crowd is still trying to get Maelstrom off track with more Boos and other chants of hatred*

MAELSTROM: The further I went here in the EWT the more blood on your hands you wanted … Hell in a Cell, Aquarium Room Riots, Disney Land Texas Death Carnage matches you watched and cheered to satisfy your own base needs. Then there was the riverboat.

*Maelstrom pauses to reflect on this*

MAELSTROM: One of the most bloody & brutal matches ever in EWT history and you people revelled in it ... An Orgy of destruction, blood, and gore was what you needed and you got your fix and so much more. There were broken benches, cold hard steel, an anchor and two men wanting nothing more than to rip each other apart. But I didn’t do it for you! I didn’t try to drown Flex Magnificent for your amusement! I hated his guts and was out for revenge for what he had done to me!! … and it cost me deep, as bones cracked and backs broke.

*The crowd is still angry with Maelstrom but is almost hushed into listening to his words*

MAELSTROM: Though injured I continued to watch EWT Terri, knowing one day I would come back … and I saw things change here. Flex left for the film industry, Generation Tech was formed, The P.T.A became a main event stable and HBH won the Tri-State Championship ... but one thing remained constant throughout …

*The crowd waits as Maelstrom leans in closer to the microphone*

MAELSTROM: You people needed the violence, the horror, the terrible carnage! So when I came back last week and destroyed both the P.T.A and Generation Tech. You were shocked and appalled. You had been de-sensitised to the brutality of the Maelstrom for too long. But it still remains within you all, like a shark in a tank. Waiting to be released by someone willing to go that extra mile to get what he wants in EWT. You people will come around to your senses soon enough, you did last time! … *Laughs* …

*The crowd boo's loudly at that remark*

MAELSTROM: But remember I’m not doing this for you people! … No. Like I have done since I arrived i’m doing this for myself! As I intend to take the EWT Heavyweight Title from Spaz. But I promise him this, it won’t be pretty. Nothing I have ever done has been pretty … but there has always been a method behind this sea of madness!

*Maelstrom throws down the mike and grabs Terri by the neck ... an evil glint in his eyes as she scream for help. But there is no one to help. The crowd is in shock as Maelstrom smacks her in the face and then lifts her up to a suplex position. He carries her with one arm over to the turnbuckle and climbs. Referees and Backstage staff come out to try and stop this but they are too late. Maelstrom reaches the top and then falls*

Vortex Drop off the Top Turnbuckle!!

*The crowd is stunned as Terri remains unmoving on the canvas floor. Medics try to get to her aid, but Maelstrom keeps them away. Maelstrom picks up the mike*

MAELSTROM: So you people in this arena and at home what to know when I changed? … When I became this self-obsessed monster that you loved so much? … What? No Answer? … That’s because I never changed!

*Maelstrom pauses*

MAELSTROM (Shouting): You People Changed For Me!!

*Maelstrom leaves the ring by rolling backwards over the top rope and landing on his feet. The backstage staff rushes to a clearly severely injured Terri as Maelstrom backs up the rampway. He reaches the entrance*

MAELSTROM: Everyone in the back be warned, especially you Spaz! The Tide has Turned!!

*Maelstrom walks backstage as ‘Apocalypse Please’ plays over the speakers*

(cut to video promo for the main event)

[Toom E. Guci]

Lillian Garcia is standing in the ring as the lights dim down.

* Fat Lip by Sum 41 begins playing as the crowd gets revved up *

Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWT Ox Division Championship! This match cannot end in a draw and will continue until a winner is determined. Introducing first, he is co-Ox Champion, Bolt Bacana!

Bolt rushes to the ring and starts stretching in his corner.

* Headstrong by Trapt begins to play as the crowd erupts into a loud cheering *

Lillian: And his opponet, the other co-Ox Champion, Koda Kazar!

Koda rushes down to the ring, high fiving fans along the way. Koda does some backflips off of the turnbuckles.

JR: Since this match can't end in a draw, this will end with one of these men winning the title tonight. Finally, they can bury the hatchet.
Styles: I wouldn't be too sure about that JR, rivalries can continue after it is thought to be over.


Koda and Bolt get in each others' face while the ref holds the Ox title in the air. The ref hands the belt to the time keeper and calls for the bell.

Bolt goes to cheap shot Koda, but Koda ducks and runs towards the ropes and backflips off of the middle rope. Koda catches Bolt in a position for a Styling DDT, but Bolt rolls out of it and tries to hit Koda with a suplex, but Koda floats over and goes for a release german suplex, but Bolt lands on his feet and charges at Koda, trying to hit a bulldog, but Koda pushes Bolt off. Bolt charges for Koda, but Koda counters with a hip toss, but Bolt lands on his feet. Bolt grabs Koda and goes for a side russian leg sweep, but Koda changes the motion into a drop toe hold. Koda and Bolt both stand up to the cheering of the crowd.

JR: Look at the agility and quick reaction time of these men! This is textbook cruiserweight fighting.
Styles: I expect to see a lot of this during the match.

Koda grabs Bolt and takes him down with a side headlock takedown. Koda gets up and hits a breakdance legdrop. Koda goes for a pin.

One.......Two......Kickout!

Bolt pushes out from under Koda and rolls into a standing stance. Bolt hits Koda with a running tornado ddt. Bolt grabs Koda and whips him into the ropes. Bolt charges at Koda and hits him with a big flashback, crashing Koda back of the head first into the mat. Bolt picks Koda up again, but Koda breaks free and starts smashing Bolt with lefts and rights. Koda bounces off the ropes and hits a dazed Bolt with a running dropsault. Koda backs off of Bolt, as he slowly gets up. Koda runs towards Bolt and does the Matrix rope run, hitting Bolt with the Matrix Bulldog.

Koda goes onto the apron and slingshots over the top rope, trying to hit Bolt with a senton splash, but Bolt rolled out of the way, just in time. Bolt gets up and tries to suplex Koda again, but Koda floats over again. Koda spins Bolt around and locks in the front headlock. Bolt overpowers Koda this time, however and rams him back first into the corner. Koda refuses to let go, so Bolt rams him into the corner two more times. Bolt, feeling Koda loosening his grip, turns around, and slams Koda hard into the mat with a sitdown spinebuster. Bolt goes for a pin.

One......Two.....Th...Kickout!

Bolt is shocked by Koda kicking out of the spinebuster. Bolt picks Koda up and signals for the end. Bolt hits Koda with a big Colt 45. Koda nearly breaks in half from the move. Bolt isn't finished, though. Bolt lifts Koda up and hits him with another Colt 45! Bolt signals that that is it and goes for a cocky pin.

JR: This could be it, no one has kicked out of two Colt 45s back to back.
Styles: I think you are right JR, Koda gave it his all, but this is the end.

One..........Two.....Thre....Kickout!

Koda shoots his left shoulder off of the mat at the last nanosecond possible! Bolt is enraged by this. Bolt grabs Koda and climbs to the top rope. Bolt signals for a Bolt from the Blue! Koda, however, pushes Bolt's leg off balance, sending Bolt crotch first into the top turnbuckle. Koda climbs up to the second rope and hits Bolt with a frankensteiner. Koda gets off the mat and hits Bolt with a K-Star Press! Koda goes for a pin.

One.....Two....Kickout!

Bolt uses his rage to throw Koda off of him. Bolt gets up and charges at Koda, hitting him with a flying forearm. Bolt grabs Koda and hits him with a Dragon's Fury, nearly breaking Koda's back. Bolt lifts up a beaten and battered Koda and connects with a Twisting Crimson Lizard! Koda refuses to tap out and somehow rolls over and muscles Bolt up. Koda hits Bolt with a release northern lights suplex, sending Bolt crashing back first into the ropes, which sends him landing on his head.

Koda regains his breath and stands up. Bolt can barely stand and is a little dazed. Bolt's vision is a little blurry from landing on his head and Bolt stumbles around, trying to find Koda. Bolt finds someone and hits them with Phoenix Crush. Bolt's vision becomes clear again and realizes that he attacked the ref. Bolt immediately tries to wake the ref up again. Out of nowhere, Jester Colt Jackal slides into the ring! Jester signals to Koda, and Koda nods. Koda walks up behind Bolt and lifts him up in a back suplex position. Jester comes in and grabs Bolt's head for a reverse ddt. They crash Bolt to the mat at the same time! Koda signals to Jester to wake the ref up and get out of the ring. Koda goes to the top rope and hits Bolt with a 450 Legdrop to the throat! Bolt is gasping for air, as Koda rolls him over for a pin. Koda goes for a pin.

One.........Two..........Three!!!!!!!!!

JR: My God! New champion! New champion! He defied the odds and won!

Lillian: Here is your winner, and the NEW EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!

Koda is handed the belt, and falls to his knees, staring at his first EWT title.

Koda and Jester head to the back to celebrate after high fiving several fans and taking pictures with some.

Once in the back, some of the EWT locker room congradulates Koda, including HBH and Spaz.

Back in the ring, Bolt finally gets up, and is pissed off. Bolt starts storming around the ring throwing things and smashing objects. He also grabs and rips any Koda signs he can grab from the crowd. He heads up the ramp and pushes the camera man down for getting too close to him.

[Toom E. Guci]

(EWT RING SIDE)

(FADE IN to "THE INTELLECT" NICK RUSS and JEROME "THE LORD" EAST seated at the announce table ring side)

NICK: "Wow, what a night so far."

JEROME: "I tell ya, when Toom E. called this show, "Kingdom of Hurt", he wasn't kidding."

NICK: "So true, partner." (directs himself towards the camera) "Well folks, coming up next, is a match that will no doubt be violent, ruthless, and perhaps even distrubing."

JEROME: "That's right, Nick. It's Ratings and Chris James, two men who hate each other SO much, that the only way to decide their differences is in a STREET FIGHT!"

NICK: "These two have had issues for quite sometime, but it all came to ahead at last month's Full House."

(A montage recap featuring the history of RATINGS & CHRIS JAMES airs. Covering RATINGS' interference during CHRIS JAMES vs. BRET MICHAELS, costing CHRIS his Tri-State title; CHRIS JAMES attack on RATINGS the following week; RATINGS demanding the suspension of CHRIS JAMES and threatening legal actions; CHRIS JAMES winning a match against TITANIC TIM and having his suspension lifted for that; RATINGS brutally attacking CHRIS; the contract signing; and so on)

(FADE OUT)

(FADE IN)

(EWT RING SIDE).

(The timekeeper rings the bell and TONI "THE GARC" GARCYA--dressed in a black tux and standing in the center of the ring with microphone--begins the introduction)

GARCYA: "The following contest is a no holds barred STREET FIGHT, scheduled for one fall, where there are no disqualifications, no count outs, falls can count anywhere and there MUST be a winner!"

(dj nagureo's "Keep on Liftin'" begins to play and the crowd starts booing as if one cue. Much like many times before, the crowds hatred intensifies once RATINGS--wearing designer blue jeans and an unbuttoned purple silk dress shirt. He observes the crowd for few moments, then does his usual entrance bit (kisses his fingers and cues the fountains at the sides of the stage) before heading to the ring with an intense look on his face)

GARCYA: "First making his way towards the ring... representing the Elite... from Palm Springs, California... weighing in at 221 pounds... RATINGS!"

NICK: "Well, it would be an understatement to call this match one of the most important matches in Ratings' career. Not only is this his first EWT pay-per-view appearance, but he's fighting to prove himself and his claims of his "elite" ideals. He says guys like him are destined for greatness, no matter what they do. Chris James called him out on that claim at the contract signing, now Ratings has to back that up."

JEROME: "He may look focused Nick, but deep down inside, I can't help but feel that he does not want to be in this match, especially against his nemesis, Chris James."

(After entering the ring, RATINGS stands at the far side of the ring, staring at the entrance stage, awaiting his opponent. His entrance music fades out and a new song begins, which sounds like the "4 Horsemen" theme, but with a heavy metal edge to it. The crowd roars in approval as soon as CHRIS JAMES steps out onto the stage. His attire for this evening is quite unique: black/white/red camouflage pants, a black leather cowboy vest, buttoned up; camouflage bandana around his neck, same color scheme as the pants; black boots; fingerless black gloves; and black cowboy hat. He surveys the cheering crowd and tips his hat down before proceeding towards the ring)

GARCYA: "His opponent, from the Wild West of Texas... weighing in at 305 pounds... CHRIS JAMES!!!"

NICK: "And here comes a man of many faces... well, two really, but you get the idea. Recently, Chris James seems to be having a crisis of identity lately. Sometimes he's "The Mercenary", while at times he's "The Outlaw". No one really knows what battle is waging inside his mind, but tonight, it looks like he's put that aside and is completely focused on the man who assisted Bret Michaels from taking his Tri-State title away from him last month, Ratings."

JEROME: "And check out the duds, Nicky R. It looks like Chris James has combined both of his personas in one. Half Mercenary, half Outlaw. He's like... "The MercLaw"!"

NICK: "...T-The MercLaw?"

JEROME: "Yeah, don't you get it?"

NICK: "Of course I get it. While were on the subject, maybe we can call him "The Outenary"?"

JEROME: "...Now that's just stupid. You can't be serious... and you can't be joking either because it wasn't funny."

NICK: "I-I was... I was just trying to..."

JEROME: "Just trying to what? Fit in!? Well guess what, Nicolas! YOU FAILED!!! YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!"

(an awkward silence follows between the two for a few seconds)

NICK: "... Do you wanna call the match?"

JEROME: "Yes. Lets."

(Stopping before the ring, CHRIS JAMES glares at RATINGS, who stares back in the same manner. With his locked on his opponent, CHRIS JAMES removes his cowboy hat and bandana around his neck, tossing both objects into the crowd; some souvenirs for some lucky fans. One moment later, he dashes forward and slides into the ring. With a burst of speed that RATINGS did expect the bigger man to have, CHRIS JAMES charges towards him and catches RATINGS with a spear, that sends both fighters through the opening between the top and middle rope, and to the mats below on the outside. CHRIS immediately begins unleashing closed fist shots to the head of RATINGS. Afterwards, he drags the man to his feet and smashes his head against the announce table. CHRIS follows up with an Irish whip to the barricades, with RATINGS hitting the object back first. RATINGS steps away from the barricade, favoring his back; only to be taken out with a running clothesline from CHRIS JAMES. CHRIS once again helps RATINGS to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. Upon entering himself, CHRIS notices RATINGS crawling away to the far side of the ring near the entrance aisle. Far from done, CHRIS pursues and grabs RATINGS by his feet. RATINGS tries to kick himself free, but to no avail. He grabs hold of the ropes and CHRIS tries to pull him away. It is only seconds later where RATINGS loses his grip and lands hard on his back after experiencing some unexpected air time. After his already sore opponent stands on his own, CHRIS forces RATINGS into a ring corner. After 3 knife-edge chops to the chest, CHRIS JAMES climbs to the second rope and begins punching RATINGS to the count of the crowd)

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(Just when he is about to punch him for a tenth time, CHRIS JAMES stops. What RATINGS had hoped to be a sign of compassion, was only a opportunity that CHRIS took to begin biting the forehead of RATINGS. RATINGS screamed in pain before CHRIS pulled away and punched him for the tenth time. RATINGS collapses to his knees and tries to crawl away again. Knowing that this match has no disqualifications attatched, CHRIS JAMES yanks the shirt of RATINGS off and begins choking him with it. RATINGS desperately tries to break away from the blatant strangling, but CHRIS will have none of it and adds more pressure to the choke. In a last effort that pays off, RATINGS kicks backwards and low blows CHRIS, sending his opponent on his back, writhing in pain. RATINGS takes a couple of seconds to regain his breath, then he charges towards CHRIS JAMES and kicks him in the face as if he was a soccer ball. A dazed CHRIS tries to get back to his feet, but RATINGS kicks him again in the face. Feeling that he has the upperhand, RATINGS becomes cocky and backs up to pose like a soccer player taking a free kick before charging towards CHRIS JAMES. He goes for a third kick, but CHRIS catches it and trips RATINGS while holding onto the foot. With his other arm, he gets hold of RATINGS' other foot and stands to his feet. CHRIS JAMES falls backwards and slingshots RATINGS over the top rope and to the outside. Surprisingly, RATINGS grabs the top rope in mid air and is able to land safely on the ring apron. CHRIS goes to deliver a shoulder block to the stomach, but RATINGS gets his knee up, striking him in the face. RATINGS pulls a dazed CHRIS between the ropes and onto the apron. He applies a front head lock and signals for a DDT, but while posing, CHRIS is able to fight back with shots to the ribs. CHRIS frees himself from the headlock and nails RATINGS with a forearm shot to the skull. CHRIS then grabs the stunned RATINGS and lifts him in the air with a vertical suplex. He holds him up for a few seconds before CHRIS steps off the apron and finishes the suplex with both men hitting the padded arena floor hard. Both men are laid out, pain visible on their faces. CHRIS is first to get on his feet and goes to lift RATINGS up, but RATINGS catches him off guard with an eyerake. With his opponent reeling from the cheap shot, RATINGS grabs him by the wrist and tries to Irish whip him into the ring post, but CHRIS is able to reverse it and RATINGS goes face first into the steel. CHRIS picks RATINGS up in a body slam position dropping him throat-first onto the ringside barricade. RATINGS leans his back against the barricade, bedazed at the beating he has received during this match. CHRIS backs up and charges towards RATINGS, going for a big clothesling. But RATINGS is able to counter with a back body drop at the last second, sending CHRIS over the barricade and to the concrete floor on the other side, where the rowdy audience on the floor circle. After taking a second to catch his breath, RATINGS backs up and waits for CHRIS JAMES to stand. Then he rushes towards him and leaps over the barricade, hitting CHRIS with a SHINING WIZARD. Both men are on their backs--blood trickling down CHRIS' possibly broken nose; RATINGS clutching his knee that he may have tweaked upon landing the move--while the crowd chants "HOLY S***" at what they have just witnessed)

(After stretching out his leg and concluding that there is no real damage, RATINGS slowly gets to his feet before CHRIS and begins assaultiong him with blows to the head. RATINGS stops his attack to grab a chair from the audience. While doing so, CHRIS grabs a up of beer from a nearby fan and drinks it before RATINGS returns. Unaware that his opponent is playing possum, RATINGS raises the chair over his and is about to strike, when CHRIS spits the beer into his face. RATINGS staggers backwards, dropping the chair in the process. CHRIS grabs the chair and smashes it over RATINGS' forehead. RATINGS lays motionless, blood pouring from his forehead like a fountain. CHRIS picks his opponent up into a fireman's carry position, proceeding to toss him over the barricade. Afterwards, he slides RATINGS into the ring and just as he is about to enter the squared-circle himself, he pauses. He looks to the crowd for a second and a grin appears on his face. He steps off the apron, lifts open the drape around the ring and begins to fish out weapons from underneath the ring. He pulls out a garbage can, lead pipe, kendo stick, baseball bat and a steel chain. He tosses all of those weapons inside the ring, where RATINGS is struggling to stand with his own power, using the ropes for assistance. CHRIS slides into the ring and grabs the kendo stick and baseball bat. He contemplates which one to use before setting the bat aside and cracks the kendo stick across the back of RATINGS. A look of horrifying anguish appears on RATINGS' face as CHRIS cracks the kendo across the back once again. He then makes the mistake of turning to face CHRIS, where CHRIS breaks the kendo stick over his head. The crowd cheers as CHRIS stares down at RATINGS, his hair now coated in the blood that flows from the wound on his forehead. He tosses the remains of the kendo stick away and goes for the baseball bat from before, hoisting it into the air to the delight of the crowd. He turns to RATINGS, who is slowly trying to stand; and grips the bat tightly while doing some mock practice swings. As RATINGS gets to one knee, CHRIS JAMES charges towards him, but before he can get any closer, the REF steps in the way. Even with it being "no DQ", the REF pleads for some remorse and any sanity from CHRIS JAMES. This proves to be a perfect distraction for RATINGS to reach over a grab the lead pipe. CHRIS pushes the REF aside and resumes charging towards RATINGS. Before he can unleash his wrath with the bat, RATINGS catches him off guard and delivers a baseball swing of his own with the lead pipe into the abdomen of CHRIS JAMES. The "THUD" sound made upon impact can be heard throughout the arena. The crowd looks on concerned as CHRIS JAMES holds his abdomen/rib cage area with writhing in pain. RATINGS sits in the corner, the back of his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle; catching his breath. Fearing what else these two would do to each other, the REF kicks the lead pipe and baseball bat out of the ring)

(Finally, RATINGS stands up and makes his way over to CHRIS JAMES. He kicks him hard in the ribs twice before running to the ropes and stomps his wounded mid-section with both feet. He runs to the ropes again, this time when he returns to CHRIS, he jumps and nails a double knee drop right onto the abdomen. CHRIS lets out a cry of pain as he rolls over, while RATINGS looks on with a sick smile. He rolls CHRIS onto his back and covers him for a pin)

1... 2...

(CHRIS gets his shoulder up just in time. RATINGS begins feeding him with a flurry of punches to the head. Then something catches his eye. With a twisted grin, he stands up, walks over to other side of the ring and picks up the 10 ft, 28 lbs, steel chain. He folds the chain up so he can hold it with both hands and approaches CHRIS, who is still on the ground favoring his mid-section. With a sinister cackle, RATINGS swings the chain and brings it down onto the ribs of CHRIS JAMES. He hits him again with chain in the same spot. And again. And again. And one more time before the REF steps in, to which RATINGS pushes him away and threatens to hit him as well. RATINGS turns his attention back to CHRIS JAMES. With his chain in one hand, he pulls CHRIS by the hair to get to his feet. Suddenly, CHRIS starts fighting back with punches to the stomach, stunning RATINGS. CHRIS runs to the ropes, hoping to land a big momentum changing move, but RATINGS counters by using the chain like a clothesline, taking CHRIS down once again. RATINGS looks down at CHRIS, then looks at the chain he holds and smiles. He begins to wrap the chain around his arm, from his hand to his forearm. He waits for CHRIS to stand up on his own and when he does, he runs towards him and smashes his steel chain covered forearm into CHRIS' forehead. Blood begins to flow from CHRIS' now busted open forehead. RATINGS, still with the chain wrapped around his arm, forces CHRIS onto his feet. He stands in a near unconscious state and looks like he could collapse in a heap at any second. Feeling as if has this match in the bag, RATINGS runs to the ropes and goes for a running haymaker with the chain around his fist. However, it seems that CHRIS was playing possum once again, as he ducks the haymaker and runs to the ropes. RATINGS turns just in time for CHRIS to return and is knocked down with a powerful clothesline from the bigger man. The chain begins to uncoil on its own as RATINGS stands back up quickly, only to be brought down by another big clothesline from CHRIS. RATINGS shoots up from the mat again and staggers into the hands of CHRIS JAMES, who picks him up for a powerslam. The momentum changes back in RATINGS' favor, however, when CHRIS drops RATINGS and starts holding his ribs, no doubt from the assault RATINGS gave with the chain earlier. CHRIS turns around to face RATINGS, who connects with his trademark kick, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED (Gamengiri). RATINGS quickly covers CHRIS)

1... 2...

(CHRIS kicks out. RATINGS stands up and corners the REF, arguing about the count. Frustrated, he steps out of the ring and begins to search underneath the ring for a weapon of some sort. What he finds--to his delight--is a bag full of a certain item mostly used in hardcore matches of the past. He looks inside the bag, grinning at the sight inside; and enters the ring. With an exhausted CHRIS JAMES fighting to keep consciousness in against the ropes, RATINGS stands in the center of ring and dumps the bag onto the canvas. Thumbtacks. Thousands upon thousands of thumbtacks are dumped onto the ring. RATINGS discards the empty bag and goes over to CHRIS JAMES. He pulls him to his feet and directs him towards the pool of thumbtacks, feeding him rights along the way. RATINGS backs up smiling while a dazed CHRIS stands with his back facing the thumbtacks. RATINGS taunts the crowd with a Randy Orton like pose before charging towards CHRIS. He tries to hit "The Finale" (Running STO) onto the tacks, but CHRIS blocks it and starts elbowing RATINGS in the back of the head. RATINGS stops that with a knee to CHRIS' already injured abdomen. Feeling that he has stunned his opponent to complete his finisher, RATINGS hits the ropes and heads towards CHRIS, intending to finish him once and for all. But much like before, CHRIS JAMES was ready for him and catches RATINGS with a flapjack that sends him crashing down onto the thumbtacks. The crowd roars as RATINGS shoots up from the canvas in complete shot. He becomes horrorified when he stars down at himself to see that he has been pierced with thumbstacks on his chest, abdomen, legs, arms and the palms of his hands. RATINGS slowly turns around, where CHRIS JAMES welcomes him with a couple of stiff haymakers. He forces him against the ropes and chops his chest, driving the thumbstacks further in, much to the anguish of RATINGS. CHRIS Irish whips him to the far side of the ring and when meets him at the center of the ring, he drives down with a spinebuster onto--once again--the thumbtacks. The crowd goes wild at the sight of RATINGS' mortified expression and his entire body--back and front--covered in shiny brass thumbtacks. CHRIS covers RATINGS and the REF begins to count)

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[Toom E. Guci]

(NO! RATINGS kicks out to the surprise of many, including CHRIS JAMES. RATINGS slowly rolls out of the ring, where he begins brushing off the thumbtacks impaled on him. CHRIS, meanwhile, grabs the garbage and exits the ring. He approaches RATINGS, who at first seems too shocked from what has happened to him to notice his enemy. Once he sees him, he lets out a fearful scream and holds his hands up, where bits of blood can be seen from the piercings the tacks made. CHRIS raises the trash can over his head, to which RATINGS begins to beg for mercy that can be picked up from the nearby cameras)

RATINGS: (To CHRIS JAMES) "Please! Please stop! No more! Show some remorse! I'm sorry! I'm sorry for what I did! Please, just please, STOP THIS! I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE!!!"

(CHRIS lowers the garbage can while he stares in disbelief at RATINGS, tears pour down his dry bloodstained face as he stands)

RATINGS: "I'll give you anything! Money! Fame! Respect! Any woman you want I can get for you! J-Just please, stop! Okay! Just... no more!!!"

(CHRIS looks to the crowd for answers, who shout back outbursts like "Kick his ass!" and "Knock the b**** out!". After taking a few seconds to think it over, CHRIS sets the trash can down and nods. The crowd at first shocked, begins to boo angerly; while RATINGS couldn't be happier, saying "Thank you" over and over. CHRIS smiles back, before flashing RATINGS the middle finger and kicking him in the groin. The crowd cheers loudly once again, as RATINGS falls to his knees, favoring the area CHRIS has just injured. CHRIS proceeds to put the garbage can over his head and walks over to the opposite side of the ring to acquire the baseball bat from before. He returns to RATINGS, who is now standing with the trash can still on him, darkness clouding his vision. He blindly turns to CHRIS, who swings the bat into the garbage can, aiming for RATINGS head. With the dented garbage can still on him, RATINGS collapses in a heap. CHRIS JAMES looks down at him and goes to pin him, but stops. He takes a moment to contemplate something that is unknown to the crowd until he searches underneath the ring and pulls out a table, to which they roar in unanimous approval. He sets the table between the top right ring post and the crowd barricade. He picks up RATINGS and dumps him onto the table, punching him a few times before entering the ring. He climbs to the top right turnbuckle and looks down at RATINGS laying motionlessly on the table. Just before he can perform a rare aerial maneuver, ELITE member ERIK MAJORS rushes down to the ring, low blows CHRIS JAMES and performs a running powerbomb onto the thumbtacks. ERIK stares down at CHRIS JAMES writhes in pain. ERIK quickly exits the ring, lifts RATINGS from the table and slides him in the ring. RATINGS slowly crawls towards CHRIS JAMES and drapes an arm over CHRIS' chest. The crowd begins to boo furiously as the REF begins to count)

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(NO!!! CHRIS JAMES KICKS OUT!!! RATINGS can't believe it, ERIK MAJORS can't believe it, the crowd--though stunned--cheers loudly and begin a "LETS GO OUTLAW!!!" and "LETS GO MERCENARY!!!" a la TNA crowd. ERIK slides into the ring and begins working on CHRIS JAMES while RATINGS picks himself up in a nearby ring corner. After forcing CHRIS onto his feet, ERIK runs to the ropes, intending to clean CHRIS' clock with the BURNING LARIAT, but CHRIS dodges it and when ERIK returns, he nails him with a Black Hole Slame into a backbreaker:



ERIK rolls out of the ring and lays on the outside, holding his back. CHRIS turns to face RATINGS just in time to see his opponent charging towards him. Whatever attack RATINGS had in mind has been countered by an amazing 360 degree spinning spinebuster by CHRIS. CHRIS covers RATINGS and hooks the leg for a pin attempt)

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(NO!!! Just before the REF's hand comes down for a third time, MAXX AWESOME--who limped his way down to the ring when ERIK was taken out; his ribs bandaged and his right hand clutching his left shoulder, injuries sustained from his match earlier in the evening--is able to reach into the ring and pull the REF out of the ring by the ankles. The REF practically does a bellyflop on the mat covered floor and is laid out in a daze. MAXX stares down at the REF, satisified that he was able to save the match for RATINGS. However, with his attention directed to the motionless REF, CHRIS slides out of the ring and stands behind him. It is only until MAXX backs into the bigger man that he finally notices his presence. MAXX turns to face CHRIS, with all attention of apologizing for his actions. CHRIS will have none of that, and he grabs MAXX by the back of the head and drives him shoulder-first into the steel ring steps. MAXX writhes in pain, holding his already injured shoulder while CHRIS gets back into the ring, where RATINGS is resting in the top right ring corner, the table still placed behind it on the outside. CHRIS charges towards him, going for body avalanche, but RATINGS dodges it at the last second, causing CHRIS to go chest-first into the top turnbuckle. CHRIS staggers back a few steps and turns, where RATINGS greets him with a superkick that sends him into the ring corner. RATINGS picks his dazed opponent up to the top turnbuckle and climbs it himself. He forces CHRIS to stand and goes for a top-rope Superplex, but CHIRS fights it off with with blows to RATINGS' ribs. He hits RATINGS with a European uppercut, stunning his opponent. With that, he puts RATINGS in a piledriver position, with all intention of piledriving RATINGS from the top rope. But before he can commence the move, a revived ERIK MAJORS smashes a steel chair across CHRIS' back. CHRIS arches in pain, releasing RATINGS who falls back in the ring on his feet in a stumble. RATINGS looks up at CHRIS JAMES standing dazed on the top rope. He bolts towards him, jumps to the top a la Shelton Benjamin and hits THE FINALE ON CHRIS JAMES TO OUTSIDE OF THE RING THROUGH THE TABLE BEHIND THEM!!! Both fighters lay unconscious amongst the broken remains of the table, with RATINGS' arm draped over the chest of CHRIS JAMES; while the crowd chants "HOLY S***" over and over. ERIK MAJORS quickly brings over the REF in a fireman's carry and drops him before the the two motionless bodies. He orders him to count and when the weakened REF look up to see RATINGS' arm over CHRIS, he has no choice but do so)

1... 2... 3! (bell rings)

("Keep on Liftin'" plays throughout the arena while ERIK pumps his fist in celebration for his fellow stablemate. GARCYA makes the match's outcome official)

GARCYA: "Here is your winner... RATINGS!!!"

(ERIK picks up RATINGS from the table debris and with his arm slinged over his shoulder; helps him to the back. MAXX meets up with them before the aisle and joins ERIK in assisting RATINGS to the back. As they get onto the stage--RATINGS uses whatever strenght he has left to pose a la Randy Orton, flashing a weak, blood stained smile. He stumbles back where ERIK & MAXX catch him and the three head to back)

(Highlights of the match are shown while the commentators dissect the match. Afterwards, all eyes fall on CHRIS JAMES, who is being checked over by EWT officials and EMTs. He seems to have regained consciousness as he sits with his back against the ringside barricade, his left hand clutching his the right side of his rib cage. Moments later, the officials go to help him to his feet, but CHRIS refuses any assistance and stands on his own. As he begins his departure from ringside, he hears the sound of thousands and thousands of wrestlings fans applauding him. With glassy eyes, he surveys the arena while the entire audience give him a standing ovation. Taken aback from the respect they show to him, an emotional CHRIS JAMES raises his arm in the air, causing the cheers to grow louder. He lightly pounds his chest twice and heads to the back)

WINNER: RATINGS

(A commercial for the next EWT PPV is aired)

(FADE IN to next match/segment)

[Toom E. Guci]

*And we’re back at ringside where we see a throne with a robe and a crown beside it. We also see four metal posts outside the ring. There’s one in each corner with wires attached to it to form an “X” over the middle of the ring. A pinata is hanging from the center*

Ring Announcer: The following is the Queen of the Ring Finals. It is an Ultimate X Pinata Match for the Girl Next Door Championship. The only way to win this match is to retrieve the GND title from the pinata. Ladders are the only weapons not allowed in this match.

*The fans pop and start a brief “GND!” chant. “Ghetto Beat” starts up*

RA: Introducing first, from New York City, D’ZEE!

*D’Zee heads down to the ring to many boos. She takes a sign that says “ROSA’S TIME IS HERE” from a young fan and rips it up right in front of her. The young fan starts crying, so D’Zee threatens to smack her. But instead, she keeps on walking to the ring. She gets on the turnbuckle and makes a title gesture. Then “It’s My Time” starts playing and the fans look toward the entranceway*

RA: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, ROOOOSSSSAAAAAA!

*Rosa makes her way out to a thunderous pop. She finds the fan that D’Zee ripped the sign from and assures that everything will be all right. She hi-fives the fan and continues on her way. Another fan can be heard yelling “Kick her arse, Rosa!” Rosa gets in the ring, points at the pinata hanging from above, and gestures that she will win. All of a sudden D’Zee runs up to her and the match is underway*

The bell rings. Rosa and D’Zee are exchanging blows in the center of the ring. Rosa gets the advantage and whips D’Zee to the ropes, landing an elbow. Rosa keeps the momentum going by running to the ropes and taking down D’Zee with a flying head scissors. D’Zee runs at Rosa but is taken down with a spinebuster. Rosa rolls out of the ring, lifts up the apron, and pulls out two trash can lids.

Rosa: Let’s give her a beat, shall we?

The fans pop as Rosa slides back into the ring. With a trash can lid in each hand, she waits for D’Zee to get up. D’Zee gets up, so Rosa gives her a conchairto, trash can lid style. With the crowd now fired up, Rosa climbs the turnbuckle. She grabs the wire and starts heading for the pinata. D’Zee gets up and notices Rosa making her way toward the pinata.

D’Zee: Not so fast, heffa!

D’Zee jumps up, grabs Rosa’s legs, and pulls her down to the mat

D’Zee: Now it’s my turn. Prepare for a ghetto-style beatdown!

She picks up Rosa and gives her a boxing combo of jabs and hooks. D’Zee knocks her down with an uppercut. She gets out of the ring, pulls out a trash can, and tosses it into the ring. She rolls back into the ring and traps Rosa in the trash can.

D’Zee: Now I’m gonna show you people a REAL beat!

She starts banging on the trash can, all the while singing.

D’Zee: *loudly and off-key* Kumbaya, my lord, kumbayaaa! Kumbaya, my lord, kumbayaaaa! Kumbaya, my lord, kumbayaaaa! Oh lord, KUMBAYAAAA!!!!

D’Zee then takes a bow as the crowd boos loudly. Next she kicks the trash can, knocking it over. She takes the trash can and places it in the corner. With Rosa still inside, D’Zee runs to the can, hitting it with a baseball slide! Then she picks Rosa up and drops her with a hard clothesline. She looks up at the pinata and decides it’s time to end the match early. She starts climbing the turnbuckle. Then she grabs the wire and starts making her way toward the pinata. Rosa starts coming to. She makes her way up the turnbuckle and heads toward D’Zee. D’Zee sees her and tries to knock her off. However, Rosa wraps her legs around D’Zee and starts punching her. She keeps at it until D’Zee loses her grip and both women fall to the mat.

They both take a while to get to their feet. D’Zee gets up first. She nails Rosa with a few right hands. She runs to the ropes and is met with a spinning heel kick. Next Rosa runs to the ropes and hits a flying lariat. Now getting fired up, she whips D’Zee to the ropes, hitting a flapjack. Then Rosa connects with a jumping tornado DDT. She follows up with a Lionsault. She takes D’Zee to the corner and bangs her head on the turnbuckle 10 times. The fans count along.

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D’Zee turns around and Rosa takes her down with a hurracanrana. Rosa climbs up and heads toward the pinata. Meanwhile D’Zee gets back up and climbs up another turnbuckle. She jumps off and TAKES ROSA DOWN WITH A SPEAR! The fans pop big for this move. D’Zee gets up and rams Rosa’s shoulder into the ringpost before taking her down with a dangerous DDT. Next she catapults Rosa out of the ring. She rolls out of the ring and pulls out a table. D’Zee sets it up and then places Rosa on top of it. She gets on it, picks Rosa up, and hits a piledriver through the table! A “HOLY S***!” chant starts up. D’Zee now has a smile on her face. She casually slides back in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. Rosa is still not moving on the outside. D’Zee hangs on to the wire and pushes her way toward the pinata. She’s almost there. She gets to the pinata and starts-- NO! Rosa gets up seemingly from out of nowhere and starts beating on D’Zee. D’Zee fights back, but then loses her grip and falls to the mat. Rosa also loses her grip and falls on D’Zee in a modified moonsault.

Both women get back to their feet. Rosa blocks D’Zee’s right hand and gets in one of her own. She blocks another and hits one of her own. Rosa then takes over with a flurry of punches and kicks. She whips D’Zee to the ropes and lands a back body drop. D’Zee runs at her and gets hit with a dropsault. D’Zee runs at her again, so Rosa takes her down with a reverse DDT. D’Zee crawls to the corner to help herself up. Rosa strikes again with a handspring elbow attack. D’Zee stumbles forward, but then sits down in the corner. Rosa picks up the trash can that was used on her earlier and places it on D’Zee Then she climbs the turnbuckle. She leaps off, hitting a dropkick to the trash can, which hits D’Zee!

Fans: GND! GND! GND!

Rosa slowly gets back to her feet. She makes her way up the turnbuckle and heads for the pinata. She retrieves it and jumps down. However, D’Zee is now back on her feet and attacks with a left hook, knocking Rosa down. D’Zee rolls out of the ring and pulls out a chair. She tosses it in the ring. Then she looks under the ring, grabs a bat, and rolls back into the ring. She grabs the pinata when Rosa grabs ahold of her leg. D’Zee turns around and is hit in the stomach with the chair she tossed in the ring earlier. Rosa gets back to her feet and whacks D’Zee across the head with the chair. With the fans solidly behind her, Rosa picks up D’Zee and hits the Northern Lights Driver onto the chair. Rosa then grabs the bat and strikes it against the pinata, breaking it open. She grabs the GND belt, and the match is over.

RA: Here is your winner, the first-ever EWT Queen of the Ring, and the NEW EWT Girl Next Door Champion, ROOOOOOOSSSSAAAAAAA!!!!

*The referee raises Rosa’s arm in victory as the tens of thousands in attendance at Wembley are on their feet. A loud “THAT WAS AWESOME!” chant starts. She gets on the turnbuckle and raises the GND title up high. Rosa rolls out of the ring and heads toward the stage where the crown and robe are. A referee comes out and puts the robe and crown on her. Then he hands her a sceptor. She sits down on the throne with a big smile on her face. Mean Gene then walks out*

MG: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Queen of the Ring and the new GND Champion, Rosa!

*The fans cheer loudly*

MG: Rosa, it’s been a long time coming. So many times you’ve come so close winning it all, so many times you’ve given your all, but it was never enough. But tonight, you finally made it all the way to the top of the mountain. Is there anything you would like to say right now?

Rosa: You know Mean Gene, when I first started competing 8 months ago, I told everyone that I wouldn’t stop until I reached my goal. I told everyone that my time was coming. And tonight, that time is finally here, for I stand before all of you not only the first-ever Queen of the Ring, but also your new GND Champion!

*Fans cheer loudly and start a “ROSA!” chant*

Rosa: And as your new GND Champion, I promise to continue to bring prestige to this title, like Linda Ragnal, Carla O Woe, Oceanic, and Chrysta before me. I will defend this belt with honor against all comers. And I promise to---

*But before Rosa can finish, she’s attacked from behind by D’Zee. D’Zee knocks Rosa to the ground and stomps her continuously*

MG: D’Zee, what is the meaning of this, interrupting Rosa during the middle of her speech? Have you no respect?

D’Zee: It should’ve been me! I’m the one who should’ve won the match, not her! I should be the champion right now! It should’ve been ME!

MG: You can say that all you want D’Zee, but it still won’t change anything. You still lost.

D’Zee: Buzz off, old man!

*D’Zee knocks him down with a hard right hand as the crowd boos loudly. She then gets back to stomping Rosa until a woman comes down and attacks her. D’Zee and the woman then get into it until referees are able to tear them apart. A close-up of the woman reveals her to be Dr. Vivian Anemone of The Sunshine Squad. Vivian walks over to Rosa to help her up, but Rosa brushes her off. Rosa heads backstage while Vivian looks on, looking confused*

[Toom E. Guci]

Bobby Cruiz: The following contest is a 4 on 4 old school rules elimination tag match.

*Pomp & Circumstance plays as The PTA head to the ring. The crowd booing loudly. They get into the ring & the crowd boo louder.*

BC: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 1360 lbs the team of Virus, Eddie Omega, Principal Pain & The Canceler, they are The P.T.A!!

*Personal Jesus hits & the boos turn to loud cheers. Generation Tech appears at the top of the ramp they get a huge pop as they head to the ring, each with their respective flags.*

BC: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 974 lbs the team of Gasoline, Spyke Johanson, The EWT World Heavyweight Champion Spaz & England’s own Limey, they are Generation Tech!!

*The two teams face each other across the ring. They stare at each other; the crowd is hot as they are anticipating something unique. The ref gets in between them & they decide the starting participants. It will be Gasoline & The Canceler to start. The two powerhouses stare at each other then they charge in. They clash shoulders but neither budges. They back off & try again with the same result. The two men just stare at each other & they then lock up. They each try to outmuscle each other & eventually Canceler is able to back Gas up into a neutral corner. The ref calls for some separation & he is surprised when he gets it. Canceler then chops Gas hard across the chest & Gas replies in kind. Canceler grabs Gas & whips him across into the other corner. He then grabs him as he bounces back out & lifts him up with great power into a Sidewalk Slam. He tries a lateral press.*

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*Gas kicks out & both men rise to their feet. Canceler picks up & chalkboard & he swings it as Gas, Gas ducks it & grabs Canceler' head he drops him with a neckbreaker onto a chair! Gas hooks the leg.*

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*Pain dives in & breaks up the cover. Gas stands & stares at Pain as he backs away. Canceler then hits Gas in the back of the head with the chalkboard! Gas drops onto his face & Pain rolls him over to make a cover. *

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*Gas is able to get his foot up onto the rope. Canceler stands & is looking frustrated so he heads to his corner & tags in Virus. Virus climbs through the ropes as Gas stands looking dazed. Virus is quick to take advantage by whipping Gas off the ropes as he bounces back Virus levels him with a chair shot. Gas hits the mat so hard that the various weapons in the ring bounce. Virus turns & poses for the crowd. The camera zooms in to show that Gas is now bleeding but as Virus has his back turned Gas is able to crawl & reach out to tag in Limey! Limey comes flying over the top rope & he nails Virus between his shoulder blades with a dropkick. Limey then grabs Virus & tries to lock on the Lime Disease but Virus grabs a wooden globe & smashes it into Limey's back. Limey lets go & drops to the mat. Virus lifts Limey up & whips him hard into the corner. Pain holds Limey's arms & Virus charges in & nails Limey with a clothesline. Limey then slumps to the ground & Virus then starts to stomp on Limey's head. Spyke has seen enough & he comes in, he catches Virus by surprise & nails him with Tornado DDT. Spyke then climbs back through the ropes as both men crawl to make a tag. Limey tags in Spaz as Virus tags in Eddie Omega. The two men with some history stand face to face. Omega slaps Spaz, Spaz smiles & the two lock up. Both men are evenly matched but eventually Eddie gains an upper hand & he has Spaz in a painful looking wristlock. He takes Spaz down to the mat & he applies more pressure, Spaz fights back by kipping up & he rotates around to reverse the hold, Eddie screams as Spaz wrenches the arm Eddie then counters by sweeping out Spaz's legs. Both men then rise & stare at each other. The crowd cheers the skill of both men. Gen. Tech try to get the crowd involved & they respond with a "Lets Go Gen. Tech" chant. Spaz uses this to his advantage as Eddie turns away to chastise the crowd. Spaz runs up & grabs Eddie from behind & locks him into a Full Nelson. Spaz then nails him with a Full Nelson Suplex. He holds Eddie's shoulders down for a cover. *

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*Eddie is able to break out of the cover. Both man rise & Eddie grabs a football helmet. He swings it at Spaz who ducks it. Spaz picks up a chair himself & beckons for Eddie to charge at him again. AS he does Principal Pain hits him from behind in the back with another chair! All hell then breaks loose as all 8 men are in the ring. Spaz is brawling with Eddie, Virus & Limey are trading blows, Spyke & Pain have ended up on the arena floor & Spyke is whipped head first into the steps. Gas & Canceler are trading thunderous uppercuts that can be heard throughout the arena. Eddie is pummeling Spaz in the spine with the football helmet. The ref is powerless to stop the melee & he just looks on. All of a sudden Gas is Choke slammed over the top rope by Canceler & Limey slingshots Virus up & over the turnbuckle. Canceler. Eddie whips Spaz off the ropes & he then nails him in the face with the helmet. Spaz hits the deck & Eddie drops for a cover.*\

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*Limey is able to break up the cover by smashing a VCR into the back of Eddie. Spaz & Eddie are both down & crawling to their corners. Spaz tags in Limey as Eddie tags in Pain. The two come in from the hot tags & trade a flurry of punches. Limey ducks a shot from Pain & grabs hold of him. Limey positions himself & he lands a Gutwrench Suplex. Pain grimaces & Limey then waits for him to stand when he does he charges at him. Pain is aware though & stops Limey dead with a thumb to the eye. He then hits a swinging neckbreaker, as Pain tries to lock on a submission move Limey picks up a trashcan & hits Pain in the back of the head. Pain bounces off the ropes & Limey rolls him up. *

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*Pain is just able to get his shoulder up off the mat. Both men stand but they are both tired. They lock it up in the center of the ring & Limey whips Pain into the corner. Pain turns & tags in Canceler as he goes sternum first into the turnbuckle. Canceler steps over the top rope & walks up to Limey, Limey chops him across the chest but it has no effect. Canceler just laughs & picks Limey up. He holds him high into the air & slams him down hard onto the mat. Canceler stands over Limey & shouts at him to stand. Limey pulls himself up using Canceler for support. As he gets to his knees, Canceler starts to club Limey's back. Limey slumps back down & Canceler grabs a VCR & he drops it onto Limey's back from high above his head. Canceler turns to shout at the crowd when he is smashed in the head with a school desk by Spaz. Canceler rocks backwards & Limey rolls him up from behind. *

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Canceler is the first to be eliminated!!

*Canceler is groggy from the desk shot but he is visibly angry. He stands gingerly & kicks the desk away in frustration. It flies across the ring & hits Spaz in the face. Spaz flies backwards & over the top rope to the floor. Limey is trying to get to his feet when Eddie Omega comes in as the legal man. He is quick to grab Limey's legs & lock on a Sharpshooter to work on Limey's already damaged back. Limey is screaming out in pain as Eddie pulls back hard. Gas, who is groggy from the earlier chokeslam climbs into the ring but Limey isn't able to hold on & he desperately taps out! *

Limey taps out in Omega's Sharpshooter!

*The hometown crowd is disappointed that Limey is out of the match. Gas is now the legal man for Gen. Tech as he waits for Omega to get to his feet he circles him like a predator circling its prey. Eddie stands & Gas grabs him quickly he lifts him up & slams him down with a Sidewalk Slam. Gas drops for the cover. *

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*Eddie is close enough to the ropes to get his foot up. Gas stands & pulls Eddie up by his hair. Eddie fights Gas off & he uses his speed advantage to slide between Gas' legs. Eddie then clubs Gas' back & locks on around his waist. Eddie tries to German Suplex Gas but Gas blocks it. Eddie then switches his hold & lands a Russian Leg Sweep. Gas' head bounces off the remains of a broken School Desk & the impact is heard throughout the arena. Eddie gets up & grins wickedly. He heads to his corner & tags in Virus. Virus waits for Gas to stand & he lifts him up Eddie comes down from on the ropes & they hit the Expulsion! Pain claps in approval of the move & Virus tries a cover. *

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*The PTA is in shock that Gas powered out of the cover! Virus is angry & he & Eddie roll out of the ring, they grab 2 lockers that are lying at ringside. Spaz senses something evil is planned & tries to stop them from getting into the ring but he is met with the locker to the face from Virus. Eddie rolls in & nails Spyke who has got into the ring to help Gas. Virus rolls in & they stand either side of Gas waiting for him to rise. When he gets back to his feet they nails him from either side with a con-chair-to with the lockers! The impact is huge & Gas crumples to the mat Virus drops the locker onto Gas' head & he drops for the cover. *

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Gasoline has been eliminated by Virus! Now its 3 on 2 for The PTA.

*Spyke is in the ring but he is on the mat. He pulls himself up with the ropes. Virus, Eddie & Pain are all in the ring smiling & Spaz is still down outside the ring. Spyke pounds his chest in defiance & beckons for the PTA to take him on. The crowd gets behind Spyke & Pain charges; Spyke sidesteps him & uses his momentum to send him over the top rope. Eddie picks up a chair & he charges, Spyke picks up & Wooden Globe & throws it at Eddie, it hits him in the chest & he drops to his knees. Spyke charges & nails him with a Shining Wizard. Virus grabs Spyke from behind & locks him into a Full Nelson. He lifts him up & swings him around like a rag doll. Spyke is fading fast & he is about to pass out when Spaz leaps off the top rope & nails Virus in the back of the head with a Missile Dropkick. Virus drops Spyke & he drops to the ground. Spaz gets back behind the ropes so Spyke can tag him in. Spaz comes in hot & he levels Virus with a clothesline, he is up again & Spaz grabs him & he grabs him & he lands a Gutwrench Suplex. Virus gets up & quickly tags in Eddie Omega. Eddie comes in & the two men charge at each other. They trade a flurry of punches & then Eddie drops & low blows Spaz. The crowd boos but the PTA cheer loudly. Spaz falls to the mat & he holds his groin. Eddie grabs his legs & he locks on a Figure Four Leglock. Spaz is screaming in pain as Eddie applies the pressure. Spaz reaches out for the ropes but he is too far away. He is able to grab hold of a VCR & he smashes it into Eddie's knee until he breaks the hold. Both men get up gingerly & Eddie charges at Spaz. Spaz levels Eddie with the VCR. Spaz then levels both Pain & Virus & he turns & catches Eddie as he stands. He then nails him with The Shockwave onto what’s left of the VCR! Spaz hooks the leg for the cover. *

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*Pain angrily rolls into the ring & he comes face to face with Spaz. Both men are bleeding from the head & tired. They trade blows & Spaz ducks a punch. He locks on around the waist & nails one German Suplex, followed by another & another, then a fourth & a fifth. He stands & salutes the crowd. Virus comes in & Spaz nails him with a Down Under DDT! Spyke then pulls Virus out of the ring & the two are brawling at ringside. Spaz is standing over Pain & he lifts him up but then all of a sudden Spaz is smashed in the back of the head with a Chair. It’s Maelstrom! The crowd boo & Virus is keeping Spyke from getting back in the ring Maelstrom puts the chair on the ground & he picks Spaz up & he hits a Whirlpool onto the chair! Pain looks up at Maelstrom & he just stares back. Pain drapes his arm across Spaz. *

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*Virus throws Spyke into the ring but Pain isn't able to capitalize he is still down. Virus rolls in & helps Pain stand. Spyke pulls himself up with the ropes & Pain is smart, he tags in Virus. Spyke stares up at the monster of a man in front of him & he charges towards him. Virus just levels him with an uppercut & he laughs Spyke pulls himself up using Virus. Virus grabs him by the hair & lifts him up to his eye level. He screams at him & then he just throws him across the ring. Spyke slides across into a wooden globe. Virus picks him up & he whips him across into The PTA's corner, Virus charges at him hard & nails him with a clothesline, Spyke slumps down & Virus whips him hard across to the other corner he then tags in Pain. Pain goes up to the top rope & he waits for Spyke to stand. When he does he leaps off looking for a Cross Body Splash but on instinct Spyke catches him & rolls through. He pins holds him down for the cover. *

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*The pin was so quick that Virus wasn't quick enough to break it up. Spyke rises & comes face to face again with Virus. Spyke tries to use his speed advantage by running around Virus. Virus tries to grab him but he is very elusive. Virus then picks up a chair & swings wildly at Spyke. He misses & Spyke catches him with a Running Bulldog. Spyke then jumps on Virus & locks on the Poplock! The crowd roars as Virus is screaming in pain. Spyke pulls back hard & Virus looks like he is about to tap. Virus reaches out & grabs the door, which has come off one of the lockers. He then smashes it into Spyke's head. Spyke breaks the hold & both men are down & exhausted. The crowd starts a Let's Go Gen. Tech chant & try to will Spyke to his feet. Both men need to use the ropes to get up & they are slow to do so. They stagger over towards each other & trade tired punches. Virus grabs Spyke by the head & he lifts him up he hoists him over his head & drops him with a thunderous Powerslam. Virus drops to his knees & makes the cover. *

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*Somehow Spyke is able to get his shoulder up off the mat. The crowd roars & Virus can't believe it, he stands & lifts Spyke to his feet. Virus whips Spyke against the ropes & he hits Spyke with a Black Hole Slam. This time he hooks the leg for the cover. *

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*The crowd is in shock & so is Virus. Spyke grabs the rope to pull himself up. Virus is quick to grab him again & he lifts him up looking for a Chokeslam. Spyke fights him off with elbows to the head. Virus drops him & Spyke nails him with a Facebuster. Virus recoils from the impact & Spyke on instinct nails him with the SwedeDT! Virus' face smashes into the locker that he used on Gasoline earlier! Virus is out but Spyke is down. He crawls slowly over & he is just able to drape the arm across a lifeless Virus. *

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*The bell rings & "Personal Jesus" plays Spyke stands up slowly & he raises his arm. *

BC: The winners of this match, Gasoline, Spaz, Limey & Spyke Johanson, Generation Tech!

* All four members of Gen. Tech are in the ring bloodied & bruised but triumphant. Gas lifts Spyke up onto his shoulders & the crowd goes wild. The PTA is standing in shock outside of the ring they can't believe that they lost the match. They are escorted out the back by the EWT road agents & Generation Tech head up the ramp. They turn to salute the crowd; they raise their arms in triumph when they are ambushed from behind. It's Maelstrom again! He levels all four men who are exhausted. He then lifts Spaz up & Chokeslams him off the ramp to the floor below! Referee & road agents come out & drag Maelstrom away as EMT's come out to check on Spaz. *

CUT TO PROMO FOR THE MAIN EVENT

[Toom E. Guci]

This is the Main Event…a match that has never been seen in EWT history….THE MEGADETH!

The Megadeth is the biggest Steel Cage made in EWT history to date. Using 66.6 tons of Steel to construct the Cage, it has spurred a controversy in the United States to the point of it being illegal. Going to the United Kingdom for the first time in EWT history made the Megadeth an opportune time for its use. 200 people (mostly illegal immigrants forced to work for free…Toomi Bischoff’s way of putting people to work for suffrage) constructed the cage and three people have perished in the process. As a result, we salute these fallen men and the challengers for the Megadeth here in the U.K.

The challengers:

Hoss Ninja: Billed from Ninjaland, Ninjaton…a fabled island southeast of Brazil, South America. Hoss Ninja has trained mighty hard with his stealthy kicks, jabs, spears, and finger points.

“Heartbreaker” Chad Michaels: He is now residing in Miami, Florida…but came from the tough streets of Chicago. Michaels has waited this long to get his chance for championship gold in EWT and finally he has a shot at making gold.

Dorf: Currently from Filthadelphia, Pencilvania…the land of pencils. He is the biggest legend since they filmed Crocky in this sprawling Metropolis. Dorf has almost won it all in EWT and the EWT Tri-State Title is all he needs to become EWTs next Grand Slam champion. Can he do it tonight?

The Champion:

Heartbreak Hitman “Bret Michaels:” The controversial showstoppa, hailing from Calgery Alberta already has a solid career that has seen a great tag career with former partner, Gasoline. Both decided to move on and Michaels seems like he has struck gold first with the EWT Tri-State Title, by defeating Mercenary. Tonight, the odds are slim for Michaels, but can he retain or lose to one of the three challengers, above?

Sending it now to Howard Finkel….

Finkel: Thank you, now…this match is THE MAIN EVENT….THE MEGADETH! The rules of the Megadeth are quite simple. The 66.6 tons of steel will come down and once all four competitors are in the ring, the match will be a 4-way last man standing match. If you go outside the cage from the ring, you are still in the match…the only way you will not be in the match is that you are counted out by the referee for not standing. Now then…let’s START THE INTRODUCTIONS!

*Hoss Ninja’s music…bunch of woosh’s and sword clingy noises blare throughout the arena* Coming down the aisle, weighing in at approximately 300 pounds, from Ninjaland, Ninjaton….HOSS NINJA!

*Hoss Ninja stealthily enters the ring to some cheers and boo’s, but mostly boo’s because the British hate ninjas severely. Hoss Ninja shrugs his shoulders to the boo’s and enters the ring fine. He preps up for his match as he practices his kicks…as his wooshing music theme stops.*

*Chad Michaels’ music plays* Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 243 pounds, now residing in Miami Florida, CHAD MICHAELS!

*Chad Michaels walks down to the aisle with cheers that are deafening as the teenage girls go crazy for him. He tags the hands of the people that are sitting right in front of the aisle and around the ring. Chad slides into the ring to cheers that have never been heard of at Wembley. He seems like the favorite as he points at Hoss Ninja, that you are going down and I will win the EWT Tri-State Title. The arena gets dark all of a sudden.*

I’m tearing away…

Pieces are falling, I can’t seem to make them
You run away
Faster and faster you can’t seem to get away
BREAK!

Oh, there’s a reason
The questions aren’t answered, I just don’t see anything
Yesssss, I’m beside you
So, how does it feel like this, like I do?

Chorus:

I don’t care about anyone else but me
I don’t care about anyone (or anything)

End Chorus

Do I really want this?
Sometimes I scare myself, I got to let it go
Can you believe it?
Everything happens for reasons I just don’t know

*Dorf’s old music, Drowning Pool’s “Tear Away” plays* Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 266 pounds, from Filthadelphia, Pencilvania….DORF!

*Dorf appears under the CrapTron and is shown more prepared for this match than it seems. Lately he has been paranoid by entering the ring, but this time he seems calm as he is getting boo’s and cheers all around the arena, mostly boo’s. He carefully struts down the aisle, but does it calmly…just going one step at a time. He enters the ring fine and had no double-takes to make sure of no attack from behind assurance. Dorf keeps his focus as the lights change to a different dark setting.*

Bret…Oh Bret, Oh Brett!!

You think I’m Cute?
You think I’m Sexy?
Well, I think your not.

Chorus
He’s just a Sexy Guy
Sex-x-x-y-y Guy

I’m just a Sexy Guy
Sex-x-x-y-y Guy

End Chorus

I think I’m Cool
I think I’m Hot
Well, I think you suck.

Chorus

*Heartbreak Hitman’s music, “Sexy Guy” plays throughout the arena.* Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 232 pounds, from Calgery, Alberta, Canada, he is currently the EWT Tri-State Champion, “Heartbreak Hitman” BRET MICHAELS!

*A chorus of boo’s that is unheard of, elevates throughout the arena as Bret Michaels makes his presence. He struts down the aisle, like he owns the place. Stopping halfway down the aisle, he was about to give a kid his pink-ish visor/sunglasses, but instead nails his father with the Tri-State title and gives a loud titter at him. The crowd boo’s at him more. Bret continues his strut down the aisle and takes his good old time to enter the ring, via stairs and enters the ring fine. Once there, he raises his title high to even louder boo’s that continue to infiltrate the arena at Wembley.*

*The referee enters the ring as he takes the belt away from Bret Michaels. All of a sudden, Toomi Bischoff’s music begins to play…and comes out under the CrapTron with the microphone in hand.*

Bischoff: Now, guys…before this match begins, I promised to pay tribute to the 3 men that lost their lives into building this demon of a Steel Cage. The first guy, someone named Sanchez…he made the top of the cage, without him…the cage would not be sturdy. The second guy, uh…Ruscheiv, I think…anyways, did the painting of the Megadeth, who knew he inhaled too much lead to his demise? And finally, Cadilla. Ah yes, Cadilla…he didn’t do jack squat, but I am still deeply saddened to learn what happened to these three. We dedicate this Megadeth to them.

I’m going to personally watch this match as I want to see ‘improvements’ by a certain someone to obligate by his promises. Also, to see how great it would be to have another Megadeth again right here in Wembley again…you, the crowd are the key makers into this match. Now, LOWER THE MEGA-DETH!

*The Megadeth lowers as the crowd cheers to a thunderous roar.*

*Once the Megadeth is at the bottom, four referees appear on each side of the ring, to watch in case someone is down, plus one referee in the ring. The referee in the ring signals the timekeeper to ring the bell and the match starts.*

Bell: DING, DING, DING!!

Hoss Ninja & HBH:

*Hoss Ninja goes right for HBH with a thunderous club to his back, taking him down. HBH immediately got right back up and shoves Hoss Ninja with enough strength to a cornner. HBH sprints quickly to the corner and par-takes a Clothesline at the turnbuckles, sending Hoss Ninja into a dizzy faze…HBH then kicks Hoss Ninja into the gut and gives him a stiff DDT, sending him down. HBH then focuses on Chad Michaels.

Dorf & Chad Michaels:

*Dorf and Chad Michaels lock-up to start up the match as Dorf uses his strength to push him to a corner. Dorf attempts to punch, but Chad Michaels ducks and traps Dorf at the turnbuckles. Michaels gives Dorf some stiff rights as the crowd cheers quite loudly here in Wembley. Michaels goes for one more punch to get a greater attention to the crowd…but Dorf ducks and performs a German Suplex to Michaels. Now HBH is looking at a fallen Chad Michaels as Dorf goes outside the ring for some sort of odd reason. The referee in the ring starts to count at both Hoss Ninja and Chad Michaels….*

Referee:
1!

2!
*Chad Michaels is up and staring intently at HBH, meanwhile Hoss Ninja is still down.*

3!

4!

5!

*Hoss Ninja starts to get up as the staredown between HBH and Chad Michaels is still strong*
6!

*Hoss Ninja is up*

*Dorf found what he was looking for underneath the ring as brings out the Steel Table that brings the crowd out with cheers of delight. He drags the Steel Table inside the ring and sees that Hoss Ninja is up and leaves it alone on the apron of the ring, near a corner. Meanwhile, Chad Michaels and HBH are not staring no more; they are throwing stiff rights and punches, with HBH getting an advantage. Once Chad Michaels looked fazed, HBH ran to Hoss Ninja and performed some Sweet Chin Muzac to Hoss Ninja. Somehow, HOSS NINJA DID NOT GO DOWN!*

*Dorf then kicked Hoss Ninja at his stomach and executes the AURORA BOUREALIS WITH THE STEEL TABLE ON THE MAT! The crowd goes crazy as to what happened to Hoss Ninja as the count begins for him as Chad Michaels is now unfazed. Michaels walks up to HBH from behind and shocks him with an Inverted DDT, enabling the count for HBH and Hoss Ninja at the same time.*

Referee:
1!


2!

*HBH starts to get up as Hoss Ninja appears to be out cold.*

3!


4!

*HBH is up*

5!


6!


7!
*Hoss Ninja starts to come to as he starts to move a little*


8!

*Hoss Ninja crunches up slowly as he hears the referee say…
9!
*Hoss Ninja tries to get up, but time passes on…

*Hoss Ninja barely makes it as the referee was about to say 10.*

*Dorf and Chad Michaels started to brawl again, while HBH and Hoss Ninja were down. Throwing rights at each other stirring up the crowd’s interest to see who has the better hand, and it is Chad Michaels. Once Dorf got a little bit dizzy, Michaels goes to the ropes and flung back with a Flying Clothesline, taking Dorf down. Dorf got right back up, preventing the count. HBH, already up flings on the ropes out of nowhere and performs a Spinning Heel Kick as a surprise to Chad Michaels. Dorf and HBH stare as boo’s elevate the entire arena. Both HBH and Dorf smile evily and stare at each other. HBH signals something to Dorf by pointing at Chad Michaels and the Steel Table…Dorf nods and does so. Then Dorf points to HBH and looks like he said, “later, it will be me and you.”*

*HBH starts to climb to the top rope as Dorf sets up the Steel Table and places Chad Michaels onto it. HBH then points to the top of the Steel Cage as the boo’s cry louder and louder as HBH finally makes it to the top of the Steel Cage as Dorf holds onto a partially squirming Chad Michaels. HBH puts out his elbow, to signal a drop FROM THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! HBH immediately drops from 25 FEET FROM THE GROUND AND MISSES! HE HIT THE STEEL TABLE! HBH HIT THE STEEL TABLE!! HOSS NINJA GOT UP AND STIFF KICKED DORF, enabling enough time for Chad Michaels to break free from Dorf’s hold and rolling off the Steel Table in time. Dorf went down easily with the stiff kick as one referee starts to count at Dorf, before HBH went down from the Steel Table. The crowd cheers very loudly out of nowhere. Meanwhile, the Steel Table only has a little dent in it.*

Referee(s):
1! – Dorf

*HBH’s Elbow Drop is missed*

2! – Dorf

1! – HBH

*Chad Michaels appears to slowly get up as Hoss Ninja is at the other side of the ring, preparing for what looks like a Helacious Spear.*
3! – Dorf
*Chad Michaels got up eventually and was still dizzy as Hoss Ninja sprints quickly at Chad Michaels and CONNECTS WITH THE HELACIOUS SPEAR! Three competitors are down as HBH is clinched to his wrist, Dorf appears to be knocked out, and Chad Michaels who got speared, Helaciously.
2! – HBH

1! – Chad Michaels

*Hoss Ninja points to the crowd and flexes to the crowd, which actually got cheers and pops quite loud. Maybe there was something in their chips, or maybe the Essex chick that caught attention from the crowd just now, being taken away from security.*
4! – Dorf
*Hoss Ninja attempts to pin Chad Michaels, but the referee told him that it is a last standing match and you cannot win by pinfall.*
3! – HBH

*Hoss Ninja looks in dismay and goes for Dorf, who is down.*
2! – Chad Michaels
*Hoss Ninja makes Dorf stand up…which blocks his count and pats his shoulder. Dorf, semi-conscience is shocked at Hoss Ninja patting his shoulder as he comes to. Hoss Ninja suddenly nods and figures that this is time for something special.*

4! – HBH
*Hoss Ninja goes for his mask as Dorf starts to smile evily once more and nod at the same time with Hoss Ninja. Hoss Ninja reveals his mask to be NONE OTHER THAN HEIDEN-DORF! The crowd goes into shock as who really was Hoss Ninja, surprised that it’s a bumbling German mentally challenged Professional Wrestler.*

3! – Chad Michaels
*Dorf screams a message out loud to Hoss Ninja*

5! – HBH
Dorf: Let’s finish off Chad Michaels and HBH and I will be champion. I promise that once we win tonight.
*Heiden-Dorf nods, even though it seems he did not fully understand. Dorf signals Heiden-Dorf to drag Chad Michaels to the top of the Steel Cage, breaking his count. Dorf shoves HBH off the Steel Table, still clinching to his right Elbow from the missed Elbow Drop. The crowd is still somewhat happy that HBH is still down, but more concerned what’s gonna happen to Chad Michaels.*
6! – HBH
*Heiden-Dorf places Chad Michaels on the top of the Steel Cage as Dorf climbs to the top of the Steel Cage quickly. Dorf makes Chad Michaels partially standing up into something northern lights, but all of a sudden Dorf shakes his head…no. He smiles evily once more again and boo’s begin to be as loud as HBHs entrance. HBH starts to move slowly as…
7! – HBH
*Dorf makes Chad Michaels stand up all the way, but Chad Michaels tries to break free from Dorf with a stiff right hand to him. Unshaken, Dorf then gave quick right hands to prevent another punch from Chad Michaels, as the referee yells into the arena to HBH…
8! – HBH
*HBH crawls out of the ring and gets up slowly, still clinching to his wrist.*

*Dorf, having the stronghold on Chad Michaels has him in a Dorf Bottom routine, but all of a sudden he jumps off the STEEL CAGE AND CONNECTS AN INVERTED ABDORFTION THROUGH THE STEEL TABLE! HBH is up now as the crowd goes crazy for what just happened. Heartbreak Hitman enters the ring from behind and runs up to Heiden-Dorf with a stiff SWEET CHIN MUZAK! 3 competitors are down, except for HBH*

Referee(s):
1! - Dorf and Chad Michaels

*HBH stands tall and laughs mightily to the crowd as he sees that he is once again on top and the crowd boo’s quite loudly, but not as loud as expected.*
1! - Heiden-Dorf

*Dorf starts to stir around as he gets up from the Abdorftion. HBH sees that right away as he prepares for yet another Sweet Chin Muzak. HBH tunes up with the stomps from his kicks to the mat and the boos increase for each stomp. Dorf gets up slowly and HBH does his tune…meanwhile…
2! - Chad Michaels
HBH GOES FOR THE CHIN AND DORF DUCTS! DORF GRABS HBHs BACK FROM BEHIND AND CONNECTS WITH A DORF-PLEX!
2! - Heiden-Dorf *Once the referee yelled two, Heiden-Dorf flopped outside of the ring still down…count continues.*
*Dorf glows with an evil smile and starts to laugh a little bit as nothing has gone wrong so far in this match for him. Dorf does not even check on Heiden-Dorf, who has already suffered the Sweet Chin Muzak; instead Dorf stomps onto Chad Michaels to make sure he will not get up. Dorf keeps on stomping until the count of ten exists*
3! - Chad Michaels
3! - Heiden-Dorf
1! - HBH
*Dorf continues to stomp away on Chad Michaels*
4! - Chad Michaels
4! - Heiden-Dorf
2! - HBH
*HBH gets up, as Dorf continues to stomp onto Chad Michaels‘ back. HBH walks over to the corner and relaxes there, without being counted whatsoever.
5! - Chad Michaels
5! - Heiden-Dorf
*HBH is still at the corner, taking a breather as Dorf quits stomping on Chad Michaels. Dorf sees HBH on the other side of the ring, laying at the corner. Dorf runs full steam at HBH.*
6! - Chad Michaels
*Dorf misses as HBH side steps out of the way.*
6! - Heiden-Dorf
*HBH is behind Dorf as goes down and does a Drop Toe hold to Dorf and IMMEDIATELY TRANSFERS INTO A FLAT SHARPSHOOTER! THE CROWD GOES CRAZY AS DORF IS TECHNICALLY DOWN!*
7! - Chad Michaels
1! - Dorf
7! - Heiden-Dorf
*HBH holds onto the Sharpshooter very tightly as Dorf tries to squirm free, but shouts in pain. Dorf does not tap*
8! - Chad Michaels
*The pain becomes more tense as the referee yells…
2! - Dorf
*Dorf starts to extend his arm out, as if he is about to tap, but does not….yet*
8! - Heiden-Dorf
*Heiden-Dorf starts to crawl a little bit, as Chad Michaels still hasn’t moved after that vicious AbDorftion earlier. Heiden-Dorf probably does not know what number it is as a loud number begins to cultivate with boo’s throughout the arena with…
9! - Chad Michaels
*The crowd is getting tense as the crowd favorite is about to be eliminated and it looks good that he will be. Same thing can be said for Heiden-Dorf, unless he moves quite agile…meanwhile, Dorf still has not tapped, but the number has just increased to….
3! - Dorf
*Dorf tries to crunch his stomach and use his strength to break free from the Flat Sharpshooter, but has not done so yet, because the pain is just too much.*
9! - Heiden-Dorf
*Heiden-Dorf is trying to crawl, but is doing so at almost a snail’s pace, which he is still not aware of what number he is on. Back to HBH and Dorf…HBH still has Dorf locked in, but the pace is starting to turn as the referee’s are about to check on Chad Michaels. Michaels still appears to be out as the referee’s say…
10! - Chad Michaels
Chad Michaels is eliminated
*That leaves 3 competitors still in the ring still vying for the EWT Tri-State Championship. It looks like its about to be 2 competitors as Heiden-Dorf is just lying there now, not moving.*
4! - Dorf
*Dorf is still trying to hold on as his muscles are starting to cramp up, but he is starting to counter the Flat Sharpshooter by trying to slide underneath, but has not done so yet. Heiden-Dorf then appears to be out cold all of a sudden, with what appears to be a concussion as the referees yell…
10! - Heiden-Dorf
Heiden-Dorf is eliminated
*Now the competition is only Dorf and HBH with the Sharpshooter locked in for now, but it seems like Dorf is trying to escape the pain, slowly as he is trying very hard to not tap. All of a sudden, voices appear throughout the arena…to catch Dorf’s attention*

Dorf….the voices will not stopppppp
You will find out soon that your fate is near
5! - Dorf
*The voices have enough power to turn the Sharpshooter flat again and the voices continue to plague Dorf with a dark, serene setting that is infiltrated throughout the arena.*
I can feel the pain as its hating….
Just make me bad…dorf, ya know
Ring Around the Rosies,
Pocket Full of Poses,
Ashes, Ashes, WE ALL FALL DOWN!

6! - Dorf
*Dorf tries to not tap, but the voices keep getting into his head, making him weaker and weaker as HBH has a smile on his face that this is working out too well.*

Your heart stops beating
Then your eyes roll back….
That’s the pain you’re gonna get
If you keep doing this to your career
The sky’s the limit and you hit the sky a long…
Long time ago buddy, leave now
And everything will be fine.

7! - Dorf
*Dorf has his right hand out, but he is fighting hard to not tap and does so. He is starting to fade away permanently as the voice continues to get into Dorf’s head. Dorf’s forehead starts to bleed*

Yes, yes…only time will tell
Only time.
Time is in the essence
And so is your future
…if you intend to live

8! - Dorf
*HBH seems like he has the move tight enough to finally put Dorf away for good and it appears so. The voices finally have stopped as Dorf looks like he has become unconscious with a pool of blood over his face. HBH stands up and sees a battered Dorf…Bret Michaels smiles at what he has done. He knows Dorf has no chance in hell in standing back up again. No chance*

9! - Dorf
*Dorf starts to stir a little, but not much as it was some kind of unconsciene twitch that Dorf could be suffering inside more, or whatever; but his fate seems likely from a Flat Sharpshooter that was almost impossible to counter. HBH laughs in a giddy delight as the crowd begins to leave the arena in dismay of what has happened in this match.*

10! - Dorf

*Dorf is down and out as the paramedics finally come into the ring. Dorf starts to convulse and what appears to be a seizure. The paramedics calm him down with a sedative and wheel him away to the nearest hospital.*

Dorf is eliminated

Winner: by count-out, “Heartbreak Hitman” Bret Michaels.

Copyright 2006 EWT Inc.