Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on May 26, 2006 5:43:57 GMT -5
We are backstage in the EWT corridors and Sum Guy is standing backstage just behind the entrance-way to the ring area
SUM GUY: Hello everyone, I'm Sum Guy and I listen to Hanson on the weekends! .. Mmmm-Bop!!
A technician walks past and gives Sum Guy a look of despair
SUM GUY: I'm back here to hopefully get the first interview with Maelstrom and find out the reasons behind his shocking actions! ...
On that Maelstrom walks out from under the curtain ... his face shows anger but satisfaction from destroying all of Gen Tech and the P.T.A. He heads with purpose to the backstage area ... Sum Guy rushes to ask him questions
SUM GUY: Maelstrom! .. Maelstrom! Your back! ... But what have you done? ... why have you turned against everyone?
Maelstrom ignores Sum and continues to walk. Sum desperately tries to keep up with Maelstrom
SUM GUY: Are you in league with the P.T.A? Did Principal Pain pay you off ?
Maelstrom pauses, but then continues to walk along the corridor. Sum Guy continues to pester Maelstrom for an answer though as staff gets out of his way.
SUM GUY: Why did you destroy the EWT Heavyweight champion Spaz? ... I thought he was your friend? ...
Maelstrom suddenly turns grabs Sum Guy by the head and rams him face first into the brick wall! ... Maelstrom rubs Sum Guys face into the wall for a bit before releasing him. Sum Guy falls to the ground unconscious his face a bloody mess
FEMALE STAFF (Off-screen): Oh my God!! ... someone get a doctor !!
Maelstrom turns back to the corridor, no one dares go near. He then continues his walk along the hallway. He threatens some other worker as he goes, who scrambles over some trunks and tables to get away. Maelstrom reaches the Aquarium, he pushes open the massive double doors and is bathed in a dark blue light. He walks in and then bolts the door behind him!
(cut to an "EWT Re-Wind of the Week" featuring the EWT Heavyweight Title Match)
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on May 26, 2006 11:34:41 GMT -5
(FADE IN)
(EWT ARENA)
(TONI GARCYA stands in the middle of the ring where the THE NEW AGE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS are present)
GARCYA: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit. Currently in the ring... BOMBASTIC BILL & BODACIOUS BRY... THE NEW AGE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!"
ARENA SPEAKERS: "Get raw wit the fever on the dance floor!"
("Stayin' Alive" by N-Trance plays as the BOOGIE KNIGHTS 2K6--MAXX AWESOME & ERIK MAJORS--step out onto the entrance ramp)
GARCYA: "And their opponents..."
(MAXX AWESOME, carrying a mike, stops GARCYA from continuing the introductions)
MAXX: "Cut the music, production team, and Garcya, SHUT. UP. Ladies and gentlemen, we have an important announcement to make. You see, last week, after what we did to the Connection, or as we like to call them now, Craigena and Tonya..."
(MAXX & ERIK laugh)
MAXX: (cont.) "We've realized that without a shout of a doubt, we are the coolest tag team in professional wrestling and sports entertainment. We're cooler than the Connection, we're cooler than anyone else in that lockeroom, we are cooler than anyone else in this building, hell, we're cooler than anyone else in the world! It's as if we are years ahead of everyone when it comes to coolness. Therefore, from this moment on, the Boogie Knights will longer live in 2006, for we have been upgraded to BOOGIE KNIGTS... 3000!"
(the crowd boos)
MAXX: "That's right! 3000! We are 1,994 years ahead of all of you when it comes to being cool."
(ERIK whispers in MAXX's ear)
MAXX: "Scratch that, 994 years ahead. When you're as rich and cool as us, you don't need to know math."
(the crowd laughs, while MAXX & ERIK enter the ring and approach the NEW AGE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS)
MAXX: "And let me tell you two that you will be the first to experience a beating that will rock you into the next millennium."
(With that said, MAXX tosses the mike into the air, causing the MIDNIGHT EXPRESS to look up. With their opponents distracted, MAXX nails one with a superkick to the jaw and ERIK clotheslines the other out of the ring. While ERIK returns to the ring corner and stands on the apron, MAXX feeds BODACIOUS BRY with a flurry of punches to the head. MAXX lifts him to his feet and throws him to the ropes, landing a spinning heel kick when his opponent returns to him. MAXX covers BRY for a pin attempt)
1... 2...
(BRY kicks out. MAXX lifts him to his feet and hits a snapmare. With BRY in a seated position, MAXX follows up with a rolling neck snap. After standing BRY back up, MAXX tags ERIK in. With MAXX holding BRY, ERIK kicks him in the ribs. BRY reels back and ERIK punches him towards the ropes. He Irish whips him across and catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. ERIK goes to the ropes and hits a leaping knee drop to the head of BRY. Pin attempt)
1... 2...
(BRY kicks out. MAXX decides to take this opportunity to enter the ring and attack BOMBASTIC BILL, knocking him off the apron. Ever the hothead (even though this is first time he has wrestled in EWT) BOMBASTIC BILL tries to enter the ring, but the REF stops him. While the REF deals with BILL, MAXX and ERIK double team BRY. ERIK whips BRY to the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. With BRY arched over ERIK's knee, MAXX comes off the ropes and hits a axe-kick (a la Ron Killings) across BRY's throat. MAXX stands back up and takes BOMBASTIC BILL out once again, leaving ERIK to pin BRY while the REF counts the fall)
1... 2... 3! *bell rings*
WINNERS: BOOGIE KNIGHTS 3000
(Before GARCYA can even announce the winners of the match, MAXX takes the microphone from him and reenters the ring)
MAXX: "Did you all see that!? Did you see how cool we are!? It doesn't matter who we fight, whether it be these jokes, the champions or the Connection, they will fall down while we boogie down! Oh! And Connection! Anything you can do... we can do better."
(MAXX turns to ERIK and nods as he tosses the mike out of the ring. The two split up and ERIK goes to retrieve a table from underneath the ring while MAXX slides BILL back in. After getting the table inside the ring, ERIK sets it up and lays BRY on top of it. Meanwhile, MAXX lays a one-man beatdown to BILL before tossing him over into the direction of ERIK. With ERIK hoisting BILL up into a powerbomb position and standing between the ring corner where MAXX is climbing to the top, and the table where BRY is laying on unconscious, MAXX leaps off the top and the two hit their finishing move, the "1 Knight Stand" on BILL, causing him to come crashing down onto BRY and breaking the table. "Stayin' Alive" begins to play and the satisfied BOOGIE KNIGHTS 3000 head to the back)
(FADE OUT)
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on May 26, 2006 15:04:33 GMT -5
*We are in the infirmary. Limey is present, ribs taped up. Sum Guy approaches him, with bandages covering half his face.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy, and I look like a mummy. Now, Limey...
Limey: Save it, Sum. I don't know WHAT the hell Maelstrom was thinking...and to be honest with you, I don't give a damn. All that matters is...he pissed me off. And you do NOT want to piss me off, Sum. I think I speak for everyone...from my fellow Generation Tech members...to the fans...hell...even the guys in the PTA, bastards or no...when I say that whatever triggered what Maelstrom did...does not matter in the SLIGHTEST. All that matters...is he's going down...but Sum...I have bigger fish to fry...no pun intended...and that's at Kingdom of Hurt. The PTA...and Generation Tech...will face off one more time...and only one team will emerge...you know who I'm talking about, don't you? Respect, Loyalty and Ability will prevail...and if Maelstrom even thinks about sticking his big, stinking nose in this again...I'll be ready...we'll all be ready. Life will give...him...LIMES!
*Limey stares down Sum, before leaving. SG turns to the camera.*
SG: Great stuff right there...well...I'm Sum Guy, and I need ointment. Let's take time to view the replay.
*We see the replay of Maelstrom's horrific attack on GT/PTA, dominating every member of both teams.*
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
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"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on May 26, 2006 15:16:28 GMT -5
(EWT ARENA)
(All eyes are directed towards the ring, where the canvas is covered with a large red carpet and a well crafted wooden table is set in the middle of ring. EWT General Manager/Owner, TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY is standing before the table, where two microphones are placed on opposite sides. He carries a clipboard holding a contract in one arm and in his other hand, an EWT labeled microphone)
TOOM E: "Ladies & gentlemen, EWT fans of all ages, it gives me great pleasure to announce that on the 4th of June, EWT brings you Kingdom of Hurt, LIVE from the United Kingdom! And one of the matches that will be part of the card that night is a street fight between... the "Palm Springs Playboy" Ratings..."
(the crowd boos upon hearing the name)
TOOM E: "And his opponent, the returning former EWT Tri-State Champion: He's the "Mercenary", "OUTLAW" CHRIS JAMES!!!"
(the crowd cheers)
TOOM E: "Now, to ensure that a match like this must occur on the scheduled date between these two men, meaning no substitutes, Ratings; I felt that it was best to have this hold a contract signing for this match, in front of a large number of reliable witnesses. And I can't think of anyone better to be witnesses than you fine EWT fans!"
(the crowd cheers once again)
JEROME "THE LORD" EAST: "Didn't he say 'reliable witnesses'?"
TOOM E: "Now, lets get down to business. First, let me introduce one of the competitors in this street fight. He's the leader of the "Elite", ladies and gentlemen, Ratings."
(the crowd boos even before "Keep on Liftin'" by dj nagureo begins to play. The crowd's distaste intensifies once RATINGS, being flocked by a small number of personal security guards dressed in black, steps out onto the stage dressed in his casual clothing. His facial expression shows great displeasure, as if he has been dreading the moment for quite some time. He walks down the aisle, ignoring all of the insults thrown at him from the EWT fans in attendance and enters the ring, his entourage follows his example. He exchanges a cold glare with TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY as he passes him heading to the far side of the ring. Moments, later the music fades out)
TOOM E: "Well, unless these contracts have been somewhat updated without my knowledge, I'm pretty sure the match I made was "Chris James vs. Ratings", not "Chris James vs. Ratings & Company". So, Ratings, do you want to explain your associates presence here tonight?"
(RATINGS stares at TOOM E before picking up one of the microphones on the table)
RATINGS: "Toom E., you know better than anyone what happened last month when Chris James brutally attacked me in this very ring. You know very well that it doesn't matter if he's the Mercenary or the Outlaw, he's a dangerous man to not just society, but more importantly, myself. Therefore, I have enlisted some personal security to ensure that no harm comes to my well being from the bloodstained hands of Chris James."
(TOOM E shakes his head with a scoff)
TOOM E: "Whatever, Ratings. Just make sure all they do is protect you and not cause any trouble. Now with that said, allow me to bring out YOUR opponent at Kingdom of Hurt. Sometimes he's the "Mercenary", sometimes he's the "Outlaw", and to be honest, I'm pretty sure both personas want nothing more than to kick your ass! Ladies and gentlemen, he is none other than CHRIS JAMES!!!"
(The "4 Horsemen" theme plays and the crowd goes wild as CHRIS JAMES steps out onto the entrance stage. He observes the crowd and smirks before heading towards the ring. Upon entering the ring, he stares at RATINGS, who backs away allowing his guards to stand in front of him. CHRIS JAMES looks at the guards for a moment, then shakes his head, snickering. He sits down in the chair before the table, relaxed with his arm resting on the table's surface)
TOOM E: "Alright then, now that both competitors have assembled, we can get this contract signing started. Ratings, will you please take a seat in the chair before you."
(RATINGS reluctantly does so and TOOM E. sets the contract out onto the table, before the two wrestlers)
TOOM E: "Now, gentlemen, the two of you have read what this contract says and the stipulations that come with it, but allow me to summarize it for the fans in attendance and to those watching at home. What this contract states is that Christopher James, aka "The Mercenary", aka "Outlaw Chris James"; will take on Drake Avery, aka Ratings; in a no holds barred street fight on June 4th, 2006 at EWT's Kingdom of Hurt live in the United Kingdom. Failure to sign the contract or participate after signing the contract will lead to an immediate release of the individual from Extreme Wrestling Threaderation. Do you both understand?"
(CHRIS JAMES acknowledges with a nod, as does RATINGS with a timid nod of his own)
TOOM E: "Very well. With that said, CHRIS JAMES, will you please be the first to sign the contract at the bottom of the last page where indicated."
(TOOM E. places the contract before CHRIS JAMES, along with a ball point pen. CHRIS JAMES quickly checks the contract over and then signs his name on the final page. He sets the pen down on the contract while the crowd cheers for him. He looks up at RATINGS, who appears to be trying his best from being intimidated by his opponent. CHRIS smiles, following up with a chuckle, and slides the contract across to him)
TOOM E: "Now, Ratings, will you please sign your name next to Chris' where indicated."
(RATINGS picks up the pen and looks as if he is going to sign it but, decides to read the contract over 'carefully'. Realizing that all he is doing is stalling, the crowd boos and begin a "SIGN THE CON-TRACT" chant)
"THE INTELLECT" NEIL RUSS: "What does Ratings think he's doing. Just sign the damn thing already!"
JEROME EAST: "Hey, don't rush the man. Ratings is an intelligent man, and he knows that one thing you do before signing a contract is to read it carefully. If you're not careful, you might end up losing your summer home in the Hamptons and your cottage in Aspen."
NEIL RUSS: "Your divorce was that bad, eh?"
JEROME: (bitter) "That b**** doesn't even like skiing, why does she get the cottage in Aspen?"
(Meanwhile, in the ring, RATINGS continues to read the contract, until something catches his eye. He sets the pen down and grabs the microphone)
RATINGS: "Excuse me, Toom E., I think there's a typo in this contract. It says "Sunday, June 4th, 2006", but I'm pretty sure, that the 4th is, in fact, a Saturday."
(TOOM E. sighs and shakes his head once again)
TOOM E.: "I can assure you Ratings that the 4th is on a Sunday."
RATINGS: "No... no, I don't think it is. I'm sure it is on a Saturday, so I'll tell you what, lets call this whole thing off, you double check and if it is on a Saturday, then revise the contract, fax it to me and I'll sign it then. Okay?"
TOOM E.: (annoyed) "Ratings, the date is right. In fact, you will find not a single error in that contract. So will you just sign on the dotted line already."
(A bead of sweat trickles down RATINGS' brow while he nervously flips to the last page. With pen in hand, he goes to sign the contract, but pretends to write. He looks at the pen and begins to shake it. He tries to "write" on the table, but nothing. He grabs the microphone and holds the pen up)
RATINGS: "Well! What are the odds of this happening!? It appears that this pen has apparently rang out of ink."
(the crowd boos at the blatant stalling)
RATINGS: (chuckling) "I-I can't sign a contract without a fully functional pen. Well, this is unheard of, this is--"
(RATINGS stops talking once TOOM E. presents him a new pen. RATINGS looks up at the man, who stares back with an impatiant expression)
TOOM E: "Sign. The. Contract... now."
(With a shaking hand, RATINGS takes the pen from TOOM E. and looks down at the contract. He takes a deep breath and goes to sign his name. Just before the tip of the pen can touch the paper, RATINGS pauses. Moments later, he looks up at CHRIS JAMES impassively, and shakes his head. He pushes the contract away and stands on his feet, mike ready)
RATINGS: "You know what, no. No. No, I'm not going to sign that contract. I don't care if I get fired, I'm not signing that contract. I was fortunate to even be alive today with what you did to me last month! You think I'm going to risk my life getting in the ring with you where you can do whatever the hell you want without punishment! Forget it! Now look, what I did to you in our last match was nothing but payback. Payback for what you did to me. You left me in a pool of my own blood, so I did the exact same to you! An eye for an eye, that's all what it was! We're even now! We don't need to do this! I don't need to do this! Look at yourself! One minute your the Mercenary, the next your the Outlaw! You're insane! You're delusional, but most of all your violent! I've had enough of this! So screw you..."
(points to TOOM E)
RATINGS: "Screw you..."
(points to the crowd)
RATINGS: "Screw all of you..."
(the crowd boos)
RATINGS: "And most of all, screw EWT! I QUIT!"
(RATINGS begins to head out of the ring before CHRIS JAMES stands his feet with mike in hand)
CHRIS JAMES: "Whoa! Whoa! Hold on sec! That's it? Y-You're actually quitting? Just like that?"
(RATINGS stops and turns, looking at CHRIS JAMES, confirming his decision)
CHRIS JAMES: "Well, Ratings, let me just tell you that sometimes I am the Mercenary and sometimes I am the Outlaw, but right now, both of them think you are nothing more than a p****!"
(RATINGS eyes widen in shock at the comment while the crowd cheers at the insult. RATINGS goes to say something, but CHRIS JAMES cuts him off)
CHRIS JAMES: "No! Shut up! You've said your piece, now it's my turn! Since last month, I've lost the Tri-State title, I've been suspended, I've been busted open and given a concussion and for what!? So you can back out because your afraid of finishing what you started!? Boy, do I feel like an idiot. This whole time, I could have been trying to get my title back from Brett Michaels, I could have been fighting for that World Heavyweight title along with over 20 more, I could be doing something meaningful in my career but what am I'm doing? I'm chasing some pampered pansy who doesn't want to play anymore!"
(RATINGS hangs his head while the crowd cheers)
CHRIS JAMES: "You know what Ratings? Maybe you're not the person you made yourself out to be! Maybe your a shell of the person you once were. You were GWE and KPW Heavyweight Champion at the same time! Now you can even look me in the eye! Since day 1... SINCE DAY 1... of coming here, you and your fellow "Elite" have done nothing but flap your gums. You said you were the best, that those of high society are destined to rule whatever they want. And you looked at me Ratings and said I was nothing but a wannabe, that I didn't deserve the success and wealth I got. Well you know what, Ratings! I FOUGHT to get to the place where I am today, while you've been given everything on a silver platter! So in eyes, Ratings... You're not an elite, you're not even a challenge. You're nothing but a spoiled, pompous, pathetic, GUTLESS SON-OF-A-B****!!!"
(The crowd roars in approval and begins to chant for CHRIS JAMES, while RATINGS shoots a shocked look at CHRIS JAMES. Soon anger takes over him and he rushes towards CHRIS JAMES, looking him in the eyes. CHRIS JAMES stares back and brings the mike back up to his lips)
CHRIS JAMES: "If you truly are the man you claim to be, sign the damn contract and I'll see you in UK on the 4th. Otherwise, get the hell out of my face and take your sorry ass back to your pathetic "perfect" life."
(RATINGS continues to stare at CHRIS JAMES, who holds out the pen from earlier. RATINGS gives the pen a quick glance, then looks back at CHRIS JAMES before swiping the pen from his grasp. He turns to the contract on the table, flips to the final page and signs on the dotted line. The crowd cheers while RATINGS sets the pen down and resumes his staring contest with CHRIS JAMES. TOOM E recovers the contract from the table and holds it up for the crowd to see)
TOOM E: "There you have it folks! It's official! Chris James vs. Ratings: Street Fight at Kingdom of Hurt! May the best man win!"
(The crowd cheers at the announcement and just when it seems like things are over. RATINGS, still staring back at CHRIS JAMES, retrieves the microphone he had earlier)
RATINGS: "You don't I'm afraid of you? Well, let me show you how afraid I really am... and what I really think about you."
(With that said, RATINGS proceeds to spit in the face of CHRIS JAMES, shocking everyone in the ring and in attendance. CHRIS JAMES pauses at first before wiping the spit from his face. He looks at RATINGS, who is currently backing away, grinning a sinister cocky smile. An amused expression appears on CHRIS' face before he charges towards RATINGS enraged. The security guards step in between the two, seizing the furious CHRIS JAMES, while RATINGS bolts out of the ring. When it looks like that the guards have him restrained, CHRIS JAMES powers out and begins taking out the security guards. Knowing that this is just another day in EWT, TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY calmly heads to the back with the signed contract. RATINGS, meanwhile can only watch as CHRIS JAMES lays waste to his security guards. Believing that CHRIS will comes after him once the guards have been dealt with RATINGS heads to the back, his eyes focused on the destruction in the ring. The exclaimation point of the assault comes when CHRIS JAMES powerbombs the final security guard through the table in the ring. As the "4 Horsemen" theme plays, CHRIS JAMES looks over at RATINGS and shouts, "See you in the UK!" RATINGS looks back with a concerned look (no doubt about his own personal safety) while the crowd continues to cheer)
(FADE OUT)
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on May 27, 2006 9:22:41 GMT -5
Matt striker is in the ring...
"Attention! Attention everyone! Class is in session...
*crowd boos*
"I'm matt striker, and i'm here to teach you all a lesson. You see, like opponents in my pass, I gladly would love to stay after school and help, but theres this one person who I just cant seem to understand. Its that somehow college grad..Eddie Omega."
*mixed reaction from the crowd*
"You see, Eddie *he looks at the camera* I dont understand how you went ahead and recently graduated, whether it was from help, or..after school "help" from that teacher that gave you that win *striker laughs* I just cant seem to get around to it..
*Remedy plays*
Lillian: "And from Washington D.C., Eddie Omega!"
Eddie makes his way to the ring and slides in, but stiker beings clubbing eddie in the back. He picks Eddie up, and tries to irish whip him but Eddie blocks it and instead Irish whips striker over the ropes. Eddie goes on the outside and picks Striker up, places him over his shoulder and runs him into the ringpost. Eddie looks around and slides back in the ring where he poses..
*mixed crowd reaction*
Striker is trying to help himself up an Eddie cockily lets him back into the ring. But before striker can stand up Eddie shoulders him into the corner. And starts delivering his Pi Kappa Slappa to striker followed by brutal kicks in the corner. He lets striker walk out of the corner staggering, and striker collapses at Eddies feet. Eddie then picks him up to a sitting postion, slaps his chest, kicks his back and does a back splash to striker for his second signature move..
*Crowd: eddie! eddie!*
Eddie says something to the crowd which makes them booo. But eddie doesnt care, striker is nearly out of it...but eddie goes over to grab a mic..
"You see striker, heres the thing. Ive been known to do these...uh...squashes as of late. It just shows you all Eddie Omega is still.."
Crowd: The next biggest thing!
"Your damn right! And Striker I got one more thing to say!"
He grabs him sets him up in the corner carrying striker to the third rope, and does his Omega Psi Phi to him. He then gets up, and does a cocky pin to him..
Eddie: "Schools out for the summer.."!!
He drops the mic and leaves the ring while Remedy is playing
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Post by extremedragon on May 27, 2006 11:35:05 GMT -5
*On the ramp is a box telling anyone to open it*
A voice is heard somewhere in the arena. Its says open it if you dare. Your biggest dreams and wishes will come true. Open it.
What's inside the mystery box? Who dares to tresspass.
To be continued
The announcers agree this individual is demonic. Who is he?
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Post by The Wraith on May 27, 2006 12:23:01 GMT -5
*cuts to backstage*
Rick Austin is walking around when he runs into HHH.
HHH: Watch where you're going, kid.
Rick: Kid? I'm no kid.
HHH: Well, you look like one to me, so you better watch yourself next time.
Rick: Why should I? What are you gonna do? Cut a 30-minute promo on me?
*Crowd laughs*
HHH: Watch it, rookie. If you had any brains, you would know not to backtalk the King of Kings.
Rick: Wow, you sure are egotistical. Pretty pathetic, actually.
HHH: Listen, I earned my titles. I earned my respect. You haven't earned JACK.
Rick: First of all, I've EARNED the right to be here, and quite frankly, you're just like everyone else to me. I don't care how many titles you've won, you're still a wrestler.
HHH: You know, you are pretty lucky that you don't have to wrestle me anytime soon.
Rick: What makes you think I can't take you on?
HHH: You're nothing kid. NOTHING.
Rick: You don't know what you are talking about. To me, YOU'RE NOTHING.
HHH: That's it. Me and you. In that ring. Tonight.
Rick: Fine. I'll be ready.
(HHH walks away)
HHH (off-camera): The door's locked, too!
*10-second pause*
Rick: He doesn't know what he just got himself into.
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Post by teamireland on May 27, 2006 12:58:19 GMT -5
* We hearAmhrán na bhFiann playing as footage airs on the ToomiTron
The footage is of a group of young men playing Hurling & destroying their opponents with their speed, power & ferocity.
As their opponents are limping off the pitch another man walks into the shot. He is rather short, but well-built; He has spiky black hair & a neat little moustache. He addresses the camera.* "See these lads here; these fine young specimens? And see what they did to their opponents today? That's exactly the same way they leave their opponents in the ring. I'm Pat O'Hare, the coach of Team Ireland, & there's nothing my boys like more than a good fight. So get ready EWT, 'cause we'll be seeing you all soon enough." Team Ireland!Coming Soon!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 27, 2006 13:04:44 GMT -5
Tony Chimel is in the ring with a mic in his hands.
* Fat Lip by Sum 41 begins playing as this match gets ready to start *
Tony: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT OX Division Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 233 lbs, he is the reigning OX Division Champion, Bolt Bacana!
Bolt makes his way down to the ring with a stern look on his face.
* Headstrong by Trapt quickly picks up as the crowd goes wild *
Tony: And his opponent, from Oklahoma City, OK, Koda Kazar!
Koda comes rushing down to the ring and slides into the ring. Koda charges at Bolt and takes him down with a Lou Thez Press and pummels him with left and rights. The ref pulls Koda off of Bolt and does the usual title match thing.
JR: These two have a lot of animosity between one another, and this is the breaking point. Everything that has gone on in the last few weeks reaches its climax tonight!
Styles: I wouldn't be too sure, JR. You never know what can happen in a match.
The ref rings the bell and Koda charges at Bolt again, who ducks Koda's charge. Koda lands on the second rope and catches Bolt on the return with a modified seated senton from the middle rope. Koda hits Bolt with a standing front flip leg drop. Koda goes for a pin.
One.....Two.....Kickout!
Bolt forces Koda off of him and levels him with a lariat. Bolt grabs Koda and goes for a suplex, but Koda floats over and gives Bolt a reverse hurricanrana to the outside. Koda bounces off the ropes and goes to plancha Bolt, but Bolt catches Koda and powerbombs him spine first onto the ring apron. Bolt gives Koda a spinningout powerbomb on the arena floor. Bolt rolls back into the ring to break the ref's count, but then rolls back out again. Bolt runs up the barricade and hits Koda with a a tucked moonsault. Bolt rolls Koda back into the ring, and goes for a slingshot legdrop, but Koda rolls out of the way.
Koda nips up and runs up a standing Bolt and hits him with a moonsault kick. Koda lands on his feet and hits a dropsault to Bolt's jaw, and then runs up and along the ropes Matrix style and gives Bolt a bulldog. Koda waits for Bolt to slowly get up and then bounces off of the opposite ropes and hits Bolt in the frontal bone(forehead) with a sliding kick, knocking Bolt back across the ring. Koda starts to do a handspring, but Bolt puts his legs up, blocking Koda from completing the move.
Bolt gets up and runs to the ropes. Bolt hits Koda with a lionsault. Bolt back rolls off and hits a rolling senton. Bolt grabs Koda and goes for a powerbomb, but Koda reverses it into a dragoncanrana! Koda goes for a pin.
One........Two.........Kickout!
Bolt is shocked by what happened and charges at Koda. Koda ducks and bounces off the ropes and hits Bolt with a spinning flying forearm. Koda kips up again and runs up the turnbuckles and hits Bolt with a whisper in the wind. Koda goes back up for a 450 splash. Koda goes for a pin.
One.....Two.....Thr....Kickout!
Bolt push Koda up with such strength that Koda flies and hits the ref, knocking the ref out. Bolt rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Bolt goes to hit Koda with the chair, but Koda dropkicks it into his head instead. Koda sets the chair up and places Bolt onto it. Koda climbs to the top rope and goes for a Swanton over the back of the chair onto Bolt, but Bolt rolls off the chair! Koda's back crashes into the chair with a sickening thud that echoed throughout the arena.
Bolt gets up and grabs Koda. Bolt hits Koda with a Colt 45, nearly breaking his back. Bolt goes for a pin, but realizes that the ref is still knocked out. Bolt grabs the severely dented chair and heads towards Koda with it. Koda stumbles up. Bolt goes to hit Koda with the chair, but Koda gives Bolt an enziguri onto the chair!
Koda throws the chair out of the ring, as the ref begins to stir. Koda begins to stalk Bolt. Koda kicks Bolt in the midsection and grabs his head for a DDT. Koda, instead, however, doesn't go for a DDT, but wraps his legs around Bolt's midsection. Bolt refuses to go down, but Koda has Bolt locked in the Front Headlock that Charlie Haas passed out in.
Bolt slowly falls to one knee and the the other, but still refuses to go down all the way. Bolt finally falls down to all fours, and the ref is up now. The ref goes to check on Bolt, but notices Koda's shoulders on the mat. Bolt has used his weight and leverage to set Koda up in a pin! The ref counts the pin.
One.....Two......Three!!!!!!
However, just as the Ref finished counting "Two", Bolt started tapping out to the headlock! Koda and Bolt start arguing over who is champ.
* Toom E. Dangerously's theme song begins to play as he power walks out onto the stage *
Toom: Right now, the title is vacant, as both of you have a valid claim to the title. Both of you are exhausted right now. You will have a rematch at Kingdom of Hurt! Here is the thing though. To make sure you keep your hands off of each other, if EITHER of you touch the other, BOTH of you will lose your shot at the belt until a champion is crowned!
Toom turns around and walks off as Bolt and Koda continue to argue.
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Post by chanceconfidence on May 27, 2006 15:00:35 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the EWT Toolshed Championship!!!
System of a Down's Syco starts up as the crowd boos... Insaneo and Dr. Death Steve Williams slink down to the ring, Insaneo proudly wearing that Toolshed belt.
Announcer: Introducing first... being accompanied to the ring by Dr. Death Steve Williams, from Rochester New York, weighing in at 210 pounds... He is the Toolshed Champion... Dr. Insaneo!!!
Insaneo grins, rolling into the ring with his title belt, looking cocky as he paces around a bit. Dr. Death removes his belt from around his waist as the two await the opponent.
Announcer: And introducing the challenger!
Sweetest Perfection starts up as the crowd gives a nice reaction, as Confidence strolls out. He smirks.
Chance: Take a seat... and let me take it from here! INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER... weighing in at 236 pounds still, from the greatest country on the face of this earth... the united Kingdom... he is the idol that you love to eyeball. He is one who can do no wrong... the soon to be Toolshed Champion, Chance... Confidence!!!
Chance tosses the microphone down as he hops up onto the apron, flips into the ring, and does his usual entrance stuff. He hops down from his handstand and eyes Insaneo, looking, well, confident.
The bell rings as Insaneo and Chance eye each other. The two circle the ring a bit... then locking up in the middle, Chance takes quick control of this one, going behind with a waistlock and snapping off a powerful German Suplex! Insaneo groans... getting back to his feet and meeting a calf kick right to the skull! He stumbles back, now leaning against the ropes as Chance charges forward, taking him right over the top rope, sending him spilling out to the outside. He cringes, Williams walking over and helping Insaneo to his feet as Chance charges forward... grabbing the middle rope and swinging through, nailing a dropkick to both men, knocking each one down! The crowd pops as Chance smirks. He does a little boxing shuffle...as Insaneo sloly rises up, Chance now hitting him with a few cocky jabs... not doing much, then winding up and smacking him right back down to the mat! He walks over, digging around under the ring and pulling out the old hardcore stand by, a steel chair.
Chance stands before Insaneo, waiting for him to rise up. He charges forward, intending to dropkick the chair right into Insaneo's face... only for him to shove Williams into his path in desperation, taking him down instead. Chance rises back up, lifting up the chair again, only for insaneo to quickly dropkick it right into his face! He acks... stumbling back a bit. Insaneo then charges forward, taking Chance down to the floor with a stiff lariat... going for a quick cover. 1....2..
Chance kicks out. Insaneo growls, lifting up the steel chair and banging it against the ground. He waits for Chance to get back up, then cracking it upside his skull, dropping Confidence again. He follows up, nailing stiff chair shot after shot to the back area of Confidence, now focusing on it, slamming the chair into itrepeatedly over and over until Chance eventually rolls out of the chair's path... clutching his back. The doctor grins maniacally, dropping the chair and lifting Confidence up, whipping him hard into the steel steps back first! Chance cringes, dropping down and now sitting up against it. Insane smirks and walks over, now delivering ansty kick to the chest, in turn slamming his back further into the steps. Chance groans... until Insaneo eventually pulls him off, going for a cover again. 1.....2.... Chance manages to kick out again.
Insano doesn't look pleased. He calls Dr Williams over, who grabs the steel chair, holding it up against Chance's skull, propping him back up. Insaneo backs up... then charges forward, dropkicking the chair right into Chance's skull! His head snaps back... as he slumps to the floor... Insaneo going for a cover. 1....2....
But again, Chance gets a shoulder up. Insaneo looks frustrated now! He lifts Confidence back up, attempting to slam his head into the steel steps, but Confidence blocks it, instead ramming Insaneo's own skull! The crowd pops as Chance tells the crowd to count along... as he slams Insaneo's skull in rapid sucession. 1...2...3...4...5...6..7...8...9.....10!!! With the last one, Insaneo goes down. Chance smirks, going back under the ring and grabbing a trash can. He lifts Insaneo up, slamming it right over his body... then grabbing a Kendo Stick from underneath the ring and battering him like a human pinata!!! Insaeo groans, unable to see or defend himself. Dr. Death tries to snatch the stick out of Confidence's hands, only to get a smack on the forehead for his troubles. Chance resumes beating the hell out of Insaneo, then dropping the stick, removing the garbage can and rolling Insaneo into the ring.
He signals for the end... dragging Insaeo towards the center of the ring and leaping up top of the turnbuckle... going for the Confidence Booster... but Crauswell slides inside! He grabs Chance from off the top of the turnbuckle, slamming him down hard with a Crucifix Bomb! The crowd boos as Crauswell exits the ring... glaring at Chance angrily. Insaneo gets back up to his feet, hoists Chance back up to the turnbuckle... and nails the Cure! He goes for the cover. 1....2....3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner... and still the Toolshed Champion... Dr. Insaneo!!!
Insaneo takes back his title and holds it up high, exitting the ring as Chance slowly rises back up... slamming his hands into the mat in frustration!
Fade to commercial.
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Post by hollyvaughn on May 27, 2006 15:19:33 GMT -5
*The cheerleader-esque theme starts playing, and Mickie James, title belt draped across her shoulder, makes her way excitedly to the ring, appealing to many of the leering, cheering fans.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE-FALL! Introducing first, from Richmond, Virginia...she is the current WWE Women's Champion...MICKIE JAMES!!!!
*Mickie makes her way to the ring, and slides in, before going to the turnbuckle and appealing to the fans...the arena suddenly blacks out.*
*"Feuer Frei" by Rammstein hits, and Holly Vaughn, dragging Mortimer in tow, makes her way out to a huge chorus of boos. Holly, still holding Mortimer by a leash, leads Mortimer to the ring, and shoves him down to his knees, chaining his collar to the ring post, before stepping on him, and climbing to the apron.*
Chimel: Her opponent, to be accompanied to the ring by Mortimer...from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada..."Lady Spectacular", HOLLY VAUGHN!!!
*The crowd boo Holly as she gets into the ring, and takes her long shredded trenchcoat off...before chucking it at the face of Mickie James! Mickie, distracted, tries to tear the coat from her face...as Holly springs up the turnbuckle! Mickie finally takes the coat off her face...when Holly comes out from the turnbuckle with the STYXX DIVE!!!! Holly then immediately hooks the leg!*
1, 2, 3!!
Winner: "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn.
*Post-match, Holly takes the microphone amidst a booing crowd.*
Holly: As you can see, my victims are quickly and efficiently...dispatched. It is in this which makes myself a reasonable...nay...NECCESARY combatant in the Queen of the Ring tournament...but alas. Instead, the one known as Rosa faces off against the brutal D'Zee....in a bizarre combination of bouts the likes of which I am ashamed to associate myself with...regardless...it is *I* who should be facing the urban warrior!!! *I* whom have sacrificed so much!!!!
*The crowd boos Holly as she continues to speak.*
Holly: ...but I am not without tolerence. I shall observe this bout...but I wish it to be...as brutal...and as bloody...as *I* wish it to be...as *I* would have made it! Both combatants...should keep this in mind.
*Holly drops the mic, and goes outside to release Mortimer from the ring post, and guide him back to the ring as the crowd once again boo Holly.*
*Fade out to a commercial break.*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on May 27, 2006 17:03:05 GMT -5
"Galvanize" by Chemical Brothers hits, and a stunned crowd welcomes Spyke Johannson with loud cheers. Spyke makes his way to the ring, microphone in hand. Spyke climbs into the ring and quiets the crowd and the loud Spyke chants.
Spyke: Sorry, I disappeared on you all suddenly like that. But I was on an overseas trip for my old indy fed and due to political problems we were not allowed to leave the country. And on top of that, I injured my ankle. But you know what? I'm back! And next week, I'll be back in this ring, upholding the values of Gen. Tech. and kickin' a little ass at the same time. Spyke is back... and... stuff... ... ... ... ... YEAH!
"Galvanize" hits again and Spyke dances his way to the back. Fade to commercial for, oh let's say... Burger King.
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Post by Superior Dragon on May 28, 2006 15:08:57 GMT -5
Howard Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and has a 45-minute time limit!
"Movin' On Up" by M-People hits as Curly Long and Mr. Big come out to a chorus of boos. Curly smirks and gets ito the ring as Big stays on the outside.
Fink: First, from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, weighing in at 140 lbs., the self-proclaimed Midget King, Curly Long!
"Hip Hop Hooray" by Naughty By Nature hits as American Saint and Twizted come out to cheers from the fans. Saint and Twizted then rush to the ring as Curly runs out of the ring as Twizted dares him to get in.
Fink: and his opponent, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 254 lbs., he is one-half of the Suicidal Idolz, American Saint!!
Twizted gets out of the ring as Saint relaxes on the ropes, waiting for Curly. Curly gets into the ring as Saint hops off and goes to his knees, both mocking Curly and ready for a fight.
-----Match Starts-----
The match starts off with Saint tackling Curly to the floor and assaulting him with lefts and rights. Saint then gets up and gives Curly and running kick to the fdelight of the fans. Saint hops on the turnbuckle as Curly gets up and catches him with a missile dropkick. Saint then poses for the fans as Curly gets back up. Saint has his back turned as Curly low-blows him, but the ref doesn't notice.
Curly takes control of the match now, and starts working on the legs of Saint. Curly starts stomping on the knees before locking in the Indian Deathlock. Saint starts screaming in pain as Curly tries to apply more pressure. Saint starts to get up and inches his way to the ropes as Curly tries to make him tap out quickly. Saint lunges and barely makes it to the ropes as Curly lets go in fustration. Curly drops the elbow on Saint's knees and goes for a Figure-4 Leg Lock when Saint rolls him up!
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3..Kick out. Saint starts to get up when Curly dropkicks him in the ribs. Saint starts to get up when Curly locks in the Curly Clutch!!! Saint is struggling now as Curly tries to make him tap. Saint tries to get up, but Curly stomps on his legs and continues to apply pressure. Saint seems to be fading as Curly feels confident that he has won. The crowd starts cheering for Saint as Curly yells for them to shut up. Saint starts getting up as the cheers continue and stands tall before running to the turnbuckle and sandwiching Curly in between! Both men are down as the ref goes for a ten count.
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8 Saint gets up and gives Curly a Mafia Kick to the delight of the crowd. Saint goes on the offense now and hits Curly with a european uppercut before hitting a clothesline. Saint signals for the end and picks Curly up in a suplex position. Big knows whats next and slides into the ring to stop it. Twizted runs in and hits a standing Van Terminator, knocking Big to the outside. Twizted climbs the ropes before hitting the Mark VIII onto Big.
Meanwhile, Saint still has Culry in the suplex position and move towards the ropes before hitting the Dazzling PostKill! Saint drags Curly away before locking in the Black Magic, choking Curly. Big tries to get in, but Twizted manages to hold Big long enough for Curly to tap.
-----Dind Ding Ding-----
Fink: Here is your winner, American Saint!
Saint slides out of the ring as Big gets in and celebrates as Curly shouts "Wait till Kingdom of Hurt!". Twizted and Saint make their way to the back as the crowd continues cheering for the duo.
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Post by chanceconfidence on May 28, 2006 16:12:26 GMT -5
Chance reluctantly walks backstage, having been cost another match thanks to Crauswell. Hoss Matthews runs up to him as he walks by.
Hoss: Chance! Chance! How do you feel about failing to capture the Toolshed Championship? Are you surprised?
Chance looks over and glares at Matthews, snatching the microphone.
Chance: That furry is starting to REALLY piss me off Matthews... he knows it, I know it, the whole damn locker-room probably knows it! He's been getting involved in my business ever since I made a stupid remark about him... and now he's made a grudge over it. Which just proves that since Crauswell is supposed to be a Gryphon or whatever... he's half bird... and half PUSSY!!!
Matthews looks shocked at Chance's last word.
Chance: So... I am proposing this right now. I am going to give him the opportunity to finally meet me one on one... to finally try and take me out... TO FINALLY END ALL THIS DAMN INTERFERENCE!!! Crauswell... at Kingdom of Hurt... in MY Home Country! I am going to finish this... once and for all... in a 2 out of 3 fall FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE match! And after I finish with you... you'll be left... JUST JEALOUS!!!
He looks absolutely serious.
Chance: And once I dispose of that freak... I can finally focus on what matters once again... EWT Gold.
He walks off as Hoss watches him leave.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on May 28, 2006 20:09:38 GMT -5
*Cut to Gasoline punching a punching bag when he's interrupted by Todd Grisham*
Todd: Gas, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Gas: *while still punching the punching bag* Shoot.
Todd: Since Spaz successfully retained the EWT title against Principal Pain, that means Generation Tech will pick the stipulation for the match against the P.T.A. at Kingdom of Hurt.
Gas: Yep.
Todd: Well, can you tell us what it is.
Gas: *stops punching the punching bag* Todd, don't worry. You and everyone else will find out what the stipulation is in due time. All I will say right now is the the P.T.A. is in for a world of hurt at the next PPV.
Todd: Another thing I wanted to ask you is, what are your thoughts on Maelstrom.
Gas: Maelstrom, Maelstrom, Maelstrom. You stuck your nose where it didn't belong, pal. And you succeeded in making the Gas-powered monster EXTREMELY ANGRY. If you so much as think about interfering in our match at the PPV, this punching bag could very well end up being you.
*Gas then punches the punching bag so hard that it breaks free and falls to the ground*
Gas: And as for the P.T.A., I hope you guys are prepared, because next Sunday at Kingdom of Hurt, I'm dropping a Gas Bomb on each and every one of you!
*Gasoline then walks off as we cut to a commercial*
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on May 28, 2006 20:20:29 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial to clips of Rosa training for her match at the PPV. We see her doing things like running up and down a flight of stairs, using the jump rope, lifting weights, and wrestling. Her voice can be heard over the clips*
Rosa: This match is going to be the biggest one of my career yet, so I intend to make sure I'm well prepared. I'm not about to take this lightly. Not when there's so much at stake. Being the first-ever EWT Queen of the Ring would be an honor, but winning the GND Championship as well would be quite a feat. So I fully intend to make sure that I'm the one who accomplishes this. Get ready everyone, because my time...is.....coming.
*Cut to the next segment*
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 28, 2006 23:28:59 GMT -5
Sum Guy is backstage with a furious Koda Kazar.
SG: Koda, how do you feel about Toom E. Dangerously's announcement?
Koda: How do I feel? How do I feel? I'm pissed now! What kind of displica......dispicable....*sigh* man would do such a thing? I had that match won fair and square! You saw the match, didn't you? Bolt obviously tapped out before the three count happened!
SG: Yes I saw the match, and I saw Bolt tap out, but I also saw you get pinned with your shoulders to the mat.
Koda: Anyways, now I have to fight Bolt again, because Toom E. Whatshisname thinks we are putting people in danger! I can't believe this! Now I have to face him again at Kingdom of Pain, what's it called? I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWW what's it called!
SG: Kingdom of Hurt.
Koda: Kingdom of Hurt......er.....*tries ripping off EWT shirt* Your shirts are too tight too Toom E. !
Koda storms out of the camera's view.
Koda: *tries opening door* And your door's locked too!
SG: Um.......back to you guys.......
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Post by Marcus "Stylez" Saxton on May 29, 2006 0:24:01 GMT -5
Billy Kidman is in the ring, waiting for his match. "Modest" by Jeff Hardy hits as Psikotik comes running down with a chair. He drops it and hits a running DDT, knocking Billy down. Psikotik then jumps on the turnbuckle quickly and hits the Swanton right on Kidman's back. Psikotik then grabs the legs before locking in the Spineline!! Kidman is in serious pain and taps out like crazy. Psikotik then lets go and poses a bit before heading to the back.
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Post by jester on May 29, 2006 1:43:14 GMT -5
-DURING THE COMMERICAL BREAK-
^v^Koda is seen backstage pacing in a hallway. He hits the wall out of frustration. Suddenly, JCJ walks into view, with dyed hair and his old Original DareDevil attire! The crowd watching via titantron errupts in a standing ovation and approval. Koda turns around, obviously shocked.^v^
JCJ: Hey man.
Koda: Hey...Your back!?
JCJ: Yeah man. It's been awhile, but I'm around. I've got another match in a few minutes. My return was against Chris Sabin. I'm taking on Abyss and James Mitchell next.
Koda: Oh, coolz-
JCJ: Dude, I saw what happened to you with the Ox Championship situation. I think it's 110% BS. That title was yours, and I think Toomi knows it.
Koda: Thanks man. Yeah, I think Bolt knows it too, and he's scared. Come Kingdom of Hurt, I'm gonna make it a reality.
JCJ: Yeah. Just like the old AWA days, I've got your back if anyone tries anything funny. But I gotta go right now, I've got Abyss like I said before.
Koda: Alright bro, I'll be watching.
^v^The two old friends shake hands and JCJ walks away nonchalantly, with Koda staring at him a little puzzled at his offer for help. The screen fades to black.^v^
-END PROMO-
^v^The cameras pan back to the ring area, the crowd going nuts as Abyss' theme hits^v^.
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is a HARDCORE MATCH and is one fall to a finish. Making his way first from Parts Unknown....THE MONSTER...ABYSS!
^v^Abyss walks out alongside his manager, James Mitchell. Abyss stalks down to the ring, looking around psychotically. He pulls at his hair and lets out a roar, then climbs into the ring and begins pacing around, waiting. A familiar and old song beings playing as the lights shut off and static appears on the screen. The words: REDEFINE THE PASSION flash through the static rapidly, one at a time. "Redefine" by SoiL blares on as the lights come to life, flashing neon blue strobe lights.^v^
Lilian: And his opponent....from Akron, Ohio......He is the Original DareDevil....JESTER COLT JACKAL!
^v^JCJ emerges onto the stage as the crowd errupts in cheers. JCJ is dressed in his old Original DareDevil gimmick attire, consisting of a white wifebeater tank top, tripp pants w/ blue stitching, and a blue/white OCC flames flexfit hat. JCJ also has his hair dyed bright blue. JCJ headbangs to his theme for a few moments then takes off running to the ring. He slides in as the match gets underway. Jester ducks a clothesline from Abyss and hits the ropes, rushing Abyss and hitting him with a front dropkick. Abyss doesn't go down however, and Jester gets to his feet quickly.^v^
^v^Abyss rushes, and Jester uses his speed advantage to duck, and trip Abyss. Jester yells to the crowd and hits a double legdrop to Abyss's groin/mid-section. Abyss rolls from the ring, as Jester stands triumphantly in the ring with the crowd cheering. Jester runs to the opposite ropes, then comes running across the ring as if to vault onto Abyss. Jester, however, puts on the brakes at the last second as Abyss presses his back to the apron to avoid contact. Jester dropkicks Abyss in the back of the head through the first rope. Jester pulls himself to his feet as Abyss turns around in a daze. Jester vaults over the top rope, and corkscrews once sideways before taking out Abyss easily. The crowd is off their feet.^v^
^v^Jester gets to his feet and acknowledges James Mitchell by warning him to stay out of it. Jester looks under the ring and slides in a chair, and a trash can full of weapons. Jester heaves Abyss under the first rope then flips over the top rope from the apron. Abyss gets to his feet as Jester is searching for the right weapon. Abyss spins Jester around and irish whips him, following closely behind and destroying Jester with a monumental clothesline in the corner. Jester rolls out of the ring as Abyss stomps over and empties the trash can of it's contents. Abyss grabs the chair and starts to walk over and come through the second rope. Jester meets him with a chairshot to the second chair Abyss was holding infront of his face to get out. Abyss drops back into the ring shrieking in pain.^v^
^v^Jester climbs onto the apron with the steel chair in hand. He climbs the turnbuckle nearest to him but James Mitchell climbs onto the same apron, shouting at Jester. Jester jumps down onto the apron and begins arguing with James Mitchell, holding up the chair. Suddenly Abyss sends Jester spilling to the outside with a huge boot to the chair, which reverberates into Jester's head. Mitchell tosses Abyss a familar black sack, which Abyss immediately dumps the contents out of. Tumbtacks flow onto the ring canvas, as the crowd roars in excitement. Abyss psychotically taunts them, and then walks over to the ropes.
^v^Abyss reaches down and grabs Jester by the hair and pulls him unmercifully onto the apron, getting a nice pop from the crowd. Jester drills Abyss in the face with a right hand, sending him stumbling back. Jester uses the ropes to flip into the ring, and goes for another right hand. Abyss ducks it and picks Jester up with ease, slamming him down next to the thumbtacks with the Shock Treatment.^v^
^v^Abyss crosses his arms and lets the crowd know what's coming next. Jester stumbles up and spins around, and Abyss grabs him around the sternum, already beginning the spin to the Black Hole Slam. Just at the climax of the spin, blue mist flies from Jester's mouth, completely blinding Abyss, who torques the spin to much and lobs Jester towards the turnbuckle. Jester kicks the dizzy, blind giant, and yells to the crowd just before nailing a Twist of Fate onto the thumbtacks. Jester shakes in horror as they puncture his flesh, and the damage has been dealt double to Abyss, who has only been able to roll over. Jester fights to his feet and climbs out of the ring, retrieving a 15ft. ladder from underneath the apron. Jester slides in with it and sets it up sideways in front of the turnbuckle.^v^
^v^Jester climbs out slowly, his body staring to ware from the punishment. Jester climbs the turnbuckle and places his hands on the ladder, the arean exploding in a magnificent pop from the crowd. Jester launches himself off, completely crushing Abyss's head with a Springboard Leg Drop. Jester gets a few more tacks in the leg, but rolls onto Abyss for the pin.^v^
Referee: 1!
2!
3!!!!!
^v^The referee signals to the timekeeper that it's over as "Redefine" by SOiL comes on. Jester staggers to his feet, throwing up his hands in victory. He sorely slides out, stumbling up the ring as James Mitchell shouts and yells in protest to the victory. Jester returns backstage victorious.^v^
^v^Next Segment^v^
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 29, 2006 22:17:47 GMT -5
*Cut back to ringside. "You Got The Look" starts playing*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship. Introducing first, from Hershey, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 267 lbs., A-BOMB!
*A-Bomb walks out to a nice pop. He steps into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle. "Sexy Guy" then starts up*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH waltzes out with Cherry by his side. The crowd is giving him an insane amount of heat, but as always, he ignores it. He gets into the ring and poses. He then hands the title to Cherry as she gets out of the ring*
The bell rings to start the match. The two former nBo members circle the ring before locking up. HBH breaks it with a kick to the stomach followed by a forearm. After a few chops, he whips A-Bomb to the ropes. He goes for a hip toss, but A-Bomb reverses it into a hip toss of his own. He picks up HBH and gives him a gorilla press slam. He goes to pick up HBH, who surprises him with a jawbreaker. HBH capitalizes with a bulldog. He decides to finish off A-Bomb early with some Sweet Chin Muzak, but A-Bomb ducks it and hits him with an axe kick. Then from out of nowhere, Trik Turner gets in the ring and attacks A-Bomb from behind. The ref sees this and calls for the bell.
*Trik pummels A-Bomb in the corner with some hard right hands. A-Bomb comes back however with some hard right hands of his own. He whips Trik to the opposite corner. Trik winds up bumping into HBH, who is using the ropes to get to his feet*
HBH: You son of a b****!
*HBH hits Trik with Sweet Chin Muzak before rolling out of the ring. Trik stumbles a bit right into A-Bomb's Bomb Drop. A-Bomb gets on the turnbuckle and poses as the crowd cheers*
*Cut to a commercial*
WINNER BY DQ: A-BOMB
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