Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:00:35 GMT -5
* March 4th, 2007 opens with a shot of a calendar with big, bold letters stating 2006. Each month passes, as we see highlights from each month’s pay per views… Toom E’s House Party II, Girls Night Out, Magic; The Gathering, Freek Show, Full House, Kingdom of Hurt, Saturday Night Special, Crap-a-mania III, The Skies the Limit, Symphony of Destruction, & Season’s Beatings.*
* The calendar blows up & turns to 2007, where sadly, we only see Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble on the screen. But now we see March 4th, 2007 on the screen, as we cut to the ring announcer & wee see the EWT Elimination Chamber.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:01:10 GMT -5
Announcer: This is your opening match for “March 4th, 2007”, and it is an ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH, for the EWT Tag Team Championships! The rules are as follows: Two extra chambers have been added to the match. Two men will start the match, as the rest will be locked into one of the six chambers. Every five minutes, another participant will enter the ring. When BOTH members of a team have been pinned or forced to submit, that team will be eliminated.
“I’m Shipping Up to Boston” by the Dropkick Murphys plays. The EWT fans are unfamiliar with this theme, until they see the Irish tricolour, being carried by Coach O’Hare, coming through the curtain. The crowd then reacts accordingly by hurling abuse towards Aidan Donnelly and Sean McCann, who follow O’Hare.
Announcer: Now approaching the ring accompanied by Coach O’Hare, at a combined weight of 396 pounds, they are the defending EWT Tag Team Champions, Aidan Donnelly and Sean McCann, TEAM…IRELAND!!
Aidan and Sean enter the chamber, nervously looking about at the 16 tons of steel in which they are encased. The referee leads them to their chambers and the doors shut behind them.
Instead of Ultimo Chocula’s usual music, PsyToni Tennille comes out from the curtain, wheeling out a keyboard. She then takes a seat at the keyboard, and begins to play Jerry “The King” Lawler’s theme. Since it’s being played on a keyboard, it sounds rather cheesy. But then, out comes King Choculon, decked out in his neon crown, purple tights, and shiny boots. Behind him is a cavalcade of people who are holding up his ridiculously long cape, which is a very bright white with shiny (and obviously fake) rubies that spell out “KING CHOCULON IS SUPER RAD!” in enormous letters sewn onto it. Daryl Dragon brings up the rear.
Announcer: And introducing their challengers: First, His Highness, the winner of the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble, weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the first-ever EWT Royalty, KING…CHOCULON!!
And his faithful subject, standing six feet tall (6’5” with the hat) and weighing in at 251 pounds, THE DARYL…DRAGON!!
The loyal subjects remove Choculon’s cape, and Dragon’s hat, and allow Choculon and Dragon to enter the Chamber. Choculon approaches his chamber and orders the referee to kneel as he enters it. The referee does, and Choculon enters his chamber. Dragon enters another chamber.
”Movin’ On Up” plays as the crowd explodes with boos and abuse. Curly Long comes out riding on Mr. Big’s shoulders, waving to the jeering masses. A fan in the front row stands up and screams “F**K YOU CURLY!!” and Curly responds with a crotch grab and a middle finger.
Announcer: From Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, standing three feet tall and weighing in at 140 pounds, the self-proclaimed Midget King, CURLY…LONG!!
And his partner, from Bad Axe, Michigan, standing seven feet, three inches tall and weighing 411 pounds, MISTER…BIG!!
Mr. Big sets Curly down as Curly enters the Chamber, followed by Big. Curly is locked into one chamber, as Big remains in the ring.
When Curly is secured in his chamber, “Hair of the Dog” plays as the crowd explodes for Raskall and Trunk. They pound fists at the entrance, and make their way to the Chamber.
Announcer: From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 209 pounds, he is “EWT’s Original Hollywood Playboy”, RICK…RASKALL!!
And his partner, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 305 pounds, MARCUS…TRUNK!!
Raskall and Trunk enter the Chamber. Before Raskall can be locked into his chamber, Big goes on the attack, pounding on Raskall and tossing him out of the ring onto the steel floor. Trunk punches Big in the back, forcing him to stop the attack. Raskall is finally helped into his chamber and locked in, but Big and Trunk, the #1 and #2 entrants, are already pounding away on each other.
DING DING DING!
Trunk punches away at Big’s chest, but Big shakes it off and headbutts Trunk, who drops to the mat. But Trunk immediately gets back to his feet, shoves at Big, and roars in his face, to the approval of the crowd. But Big shoves Trunk back, sending him against the ropes. Trunk comes back with a clothesline, which staggers Big, but barely budges him. Trunk comes back for another clothesline, but Big presses Trunk over his head. He walks around the ring showing off his strength, and drops Trunk to the mat.
Big picks Trunk back up and whips him to the ropes. Trunk ducks a clothesline and comes back with a spear, but can’t get the giant off his feet. Big grabs Trunk by the throat with both hands, and picks him up in the air, trying to choke the life out of him. He tosses Trunk back to the mat, and elicits a hearty laugh as he appears to be toying with Trunk. The crowd tears into him with boos.
Big gets Trunk back to his feet, and presses Trunk over his head again. But this time, Trunk grabs Big’s hand and bites his fingers, causing Big to drop Trunk. Trunk reaches high to deliver several punches to Big’s head, then comes off the ropes and boots Big in the chest. Big still won’t leave his feet. Trunk attempts a side kick, but Big has it scouted and grabs Trunk’s leg. He uses the momentum to scoop Trunk off his feet, then walk around the ring a few times with Trunk on his shoulder, before finally hitting a tossing bodyslam that sends Trunk halfway across the ring. Big looks over and gives a thumbs-up to Curly, who returns the thumbs-up. As Trunk lies in pain on the mat, Big takes a moment to relax against the turnbuckle, even making a mock yawning and stretching motion. The crowd absolutely lets him have it, shouting abuse at him. Big shrugs off the jeering as the clock begins to count down to zero.
The lights go out, and the spotlight shifts around until it stops on Aidan Donnelly’s chamber. The crowd boos as the captain of Team Ireland comes out to get his licks in on Trunk. He stomps away at the still-fallen Trunk’s leg, then grabs the leg and manages to twist it into a spinning toe hold. Trunk tries to fight him off, and finally uses his free leg to shove Aidan away. Trunk gets to his feet and tries to shake off the soreness, but Big comes charging at him, slamming him into the turnbuckle. Big hoists Trunk up to the top rope, and tries to hook him for a suplex. But Trunk punches at Big’s head, forcing Big to release. Trunk hooks Big’s head and punches away at his skull a few times, and appears to be setting up for a tornado DDT. He swings off the ropes, but can’t force Big’s head to the mat. Big charges Trunk with a clothesline, but Trunk ducks and goes behind to attempt a German suplex, but still can’t move Big. Aidan comes from behind and clips Trunk’s bad leg, bringing Trunk to one knee.
Aidan punches away at the vulnerable Trunk. Trunk blocks a punch and shoves Aidan away, but Big comes at him and levels him with a boot, sending him through the ropes and onto the steel floor.
Big steps over the top rope and comes after Trunk. He presses Trunk over his head again, then drops him onto the steel floor. Trunk cringes in pain and writhes about on the floor. Big pushes Trunk back into the ring with his foot, where Aidan makes a cover.
…Trunk kicks out before 3.
Aidan decides to go high-risk early, climbing to the top rope. He flies off with a leg drop, but Trunk rolls out of the way in time, sending Aidan to the mat right on his tailbone and sending a shiver up his spine as the clock runs down to zero.
The spotlight eventually stops on Curly Long’s chamber, and he relishes the boos and jeers as he steps out of the chamber. Big has grabbed Trunk and is holding him in a full nelson, down to Curly’s level. Curly slaps Trunk in the face, then spits on him. Curly continues to talk trash to Trunk, before delivering a nasty low blow kick. The crowd bursts into a “F**K YOU CURLY” chant, which practically shakes the core of the EWT Arena. Curly gets out of the ring and up against the chain mesh, and starts grinding against it like the filthy little pervert he is, to the sheer rage of the crowd. He points out a woman in the front row, then grabs his crotch and does his grinding dance again. The woman throws her box of popcorn at Curly, which hits against the chains. Curly merely laughs it off, then proceeds to reach into his tights. The crowd recoils in disgust as he does this, only to be mortified as he pulls out a spike.
Curly yells out “That’s not the only spike in my shorts!” as the “F**K YOU CURLY” chants grow even louder, if that were possible. He re-enters the ring and approaches the still-fallen Trunk. He orders Big to lift Trunk back up, and Curly proceeds to jab the spike right into Trunk’s forehead! Several spike shots are driven into Trunk’s head, until Trunk’s face is a bloody mess. Curly then orders Big to lay Trunk on his back. Curly then steps up onto Trunk’s chest, and orders the referee to make a three-count.
…but Trunk kicks out!
Curly stumbles off Trunk’s chest as Trunk kicks out. He orders Big to pick Trunk up again, but the adrenaline rushes through Trunk’s veins as he elbows Big in the gut, and knocks the spike away from Curly. Aidan attempts to have a go at Trunk, but Trunk levels him with a clothesline. Curly comes running at Trunk, but Trunk grabs him, tosses him as high as he can, and then flapjacks him hard to the mat as the clock runs down to zero.
King Choculon’s chamber opens as the fans finally have something to cheer for. Big hits Trunk from behind, and then lifts him to his feet. Aidan and Curly begin to stalk Choculon, but Choculon waves them off, and approaches Trunk. He gets in Trunk’s face and smirks. The crowd begins to boo as Choculon winds up for a punch, but instead he nails Aidan right in the face! He follows with a boot to Curly’s midsection, then starts kicking away at Big’s legs! The crowd goes nuts!
Trunk struggles to his feet and assists Choculon in attacking Big. Choculon nails a hard kick right to Big’s knee, which drops the giant down to his size. With Big leaning against the ropes holding his knee, Trunk manages to trap one of Big’s arms between the ropes. Choculon ties up the other arm and fights off Aidan and Curly, leaving Trunk to deal with a vulnerable Big. Trunk punches away at Big’s head, then grabs Big’s huge noggin and delivers a headbutt, then another, then another, until Big’s cranium is stained with Trunk’s blood.
Meanwhile, Choculon is taking it to Aidan and Curly. He drops Aidan with a clothesline, then shoves Curly into the ropes with his foot. He turns around and delivers a Ghetto Blaster to Aidan, dropping him to the mat. Choculon then turns his attention to Curly. With Curly leaning against the middle rope, Choculon dashes at Curly and flies across the ring with a basement dropkick, sending Curly through the ropes and onto the steel floor.
Choculon follows Curly out of the ring, then picks him up. He grabs Curly by his singlet and slams him up against the chains, holding him there and screaming in his face, as the crowd chants “KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!” Choculon then turns Curly around and smashes his face into the chains, then rakes his face across the chains, then dropping Curly to the floor. Curly’s head is now cut up and bleeding. To make sure Curly doesn’t go anywhere, Choculon grabs Curly and wedges his head between the chain mesh. Curly’s head is jammed in the mesh and he can’t pull himself out. The fans take this opportunity to start throwing stuff at Curly as the Midget King is now helpless.
Choculon re-enters the ring to take care of Big, who is still caught in the ropes. Choculon flies across the ring to deliver a Shining Enzuigiri, as Trunk immediately flows up with a Yakuza kick, sending Big flipping over the top rope to huge applause. With Big lying prone on the steel floor, Choculon jumps to the top rope, spins around, then springs off the rope with a moonsault, crushing Big between Choculon and the steel floor!
Aidan comes after the worn-down Trunk, hitting him repeatedly with European uppercuts. Trunk counters one of the uppercuts, and clubs Aidan in the back. He then sets up Aidan on his shoulders for a powerbomb, running across the ring and tossing Aidan clear over the ropes! Aidan lands hard on the steel floor! Meanwhile, the clock is counting down to zero.
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:01:42 GMT -5
Rick Raskall finally gets into the match, and heads straight for Big, who has recovered from the moonsault. He springs off the top rope, but Big catches him in a powerbomb position and runs backward, slamming Raskall face first into the chains. But Trunk is right there and manages to drive Big right into the chains with his shoulder. With Big leaning against the chains, Trunk grabs the chains for support and starts driving his shoulder repeatedly into Big’s midsection. With Big worn down, Choculon dashes at him and plants a knee right in Big’s face. Trunk helps Raskall to his feet, and tells Raskall and Choculon what to do next. Choculon and Raskall both go to the ropes, as Trunk holds Big in place. Choculon and Raskall both spring off the top rope and nail Big with springboard missile dropkicks, slamming the Giant into the chains.
Despite this constant attack, Big manages to shake it off, and suddenly the monster’s adrenaline kicks in. He grabs Choculon and Raskall, and tossing them almost effortlessly into the chains. Trunk pounds on Big’s back, but Big swings around, clubbing Trunk with a backhand, then tosses him into the chains. Aidan, trying to help out, also meets the chain link wall. With Big practically in berserk mode, he makes his way towards one of the empty chambers. He firmly grasps the door of the chamber, pulling and pulling, until the door rips completely off of the chamber! Big takes his new weapon and places it in the middle of the ring.
With his opponents incapacitated, Big goes about the task of rescuing Curly from the chain link. He pulls hard, until the chain completely breaks free in his hand, freeing Curly. The Midget King and Company see the heap of fallen men that Big has laid out. Curly points to Choculon and yells “HIM!” as Big drags Choculon into the ring. Big takes the weary Choculon and sets him up on his shoulders for a powerbomb, and backs himself into one of the corners, right near the plexiglass chamber door that is lying on the mat! Curly climbs up to the top rope and balances himself on Big’s shoulders. Then, in a gruesome scene, Curly jumps off Big’s shoulders, hitting a seated senton on Choculon as Big hits a powerbomb, SENDING CHOCULON CRASHING THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS PANEL! SHATTERED PLEXIGLASS IS EVERYWHERE!
Choculon is screaming in pain as the glass cuts into his skin. The “F**K YOU CURLY!” chants start up again, as Curly admires his handiwork. Just then, the clock counts down to zero.
Daryl Dragon is the next man to enter the match. It’s at that moment that the rest of the competitors realize that they have to get rid of the 400-pound giant to have a chance in this match. Big turns around to see Dragon climbing to the top rope, without noticing that Raskall, Trunk, and Aidan have recovered. Dragon flies off the top rope with a missile dropkick as the other three men combine to chop block Big’s legs, finally taking the giant off his feet. Dragon helps Choculon to his feet as Raskall dropkicks Curly and Trunk grounds Big with punches. Big tries to get to his feet, but Aidan plants a kick into Big’s back. Raskall follows with another kick, then another kick by Trunk. With Big still sitting up, Trunk goes off one rope as Raskall and Aidan go off the other. Trunk hits a running kick to the back as Raskall and Aidan connect with a double basement dropkick.
With Big lying on the mat, Trunk notices the shattered plexiglass chamber door, which is still in the ring. A sadistic smile spreads over his blood-stained face, as he picks up a shard of the plexiglass. He sits up Big, puts him in a headlock, and rakes the shard across his forehead! Blood oozes out of Big’s forehead as the giant roars in agony.
A close-up is shown of Choculon’s bloody, cut-up back after taking the powerbomb onto the glass. The referee is currently trying to get all the glass cleared out of the ring. Choculon and Dragon have temporarily retreated to the outside of the ring. But Raskall sees them and decides to take the opportunity to go on the attack. He springs off the top rope and comes flying at the pair, but they dodge, sending Raskall face-first into the chains. Raskall drops to the steel floor and bangs his head hard. Meanwhile, nobody has noticed that Curly has taken refuge inside one of the open chambers.
Aidan finds himself in the middle of the ring, with Choculon on one side of him and Dragon on the other. Aidan begs off, but Choculon drills him with a roundhouse kick to Aidan’s chest. Dragon follows with a roundhouse kick of his own to the back. Choculon hits another kick, then Dragon hits another. With Aidan reeling, Choculon and Dragon hit the Total Elimination, knocking Aidan to the mat as the clock runs down for the final entrant.
Sean McCann confidently flips into the ring, dropkicking Choculon and then Dragon, then raising his arm and yelling “FOR IRELAND!” as the crowd boos him. Trunk, who has rested himself up after slicing up Big’s forehead, charges at Sean, but Sean dropkicks Trunk in the knee. With Raskall, Choculon, Dragon, and Aidan all standing near the middle of the ring, Sean goes off the ropes and leaps up, hooking Trunk’s head and planting him with a tornado DDT, kicking all opponents within reach.
Raskall: Ow! My face!
Choculon: My face, too!
Feeling confident as ever, Sean decides to climb to the top rope. But he doesn’t stop there, as he tries to go even more high-risk by climbing to the top of one of the chambers. But he takes far too long to set himself up, as Choculon and Dragon climb to the top rope and stop him, and attempt to hook him up for a double superplex off the chamber!
But Raskall sees Choculon and Dragon trying the move, and clubs Choculon in the back. Trunk does the same to Dragon, and they both go to the top rope and set up Choculon and Dragon for back superplexes.
Aidan goes to the second rope in an attempt to assist Raskall and Trunk in suplexing Choculon and Dragon. But Mr. Big, who has recovered from the cutting by Trunk, has made his way to the turnbuckle, and sets up Aidan on his shoulders! As Big pulls Aidan off for a powerbomb, everybody gradually comes crashing down to the mat, in what can only be described as…
Mike Tenay: TOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Mike.
With everybody except him laid out on the mat in considerable pain, Big scouts his prey, and decides to go after Trunk again. He picks up Trunk, but Trunk fights back, and lands a stiff uppercut to the jaw of Big, sending Big reeling against the ropes. Trunk performs an Irish whip, but Big counters, sending Trunk into the ropes. Trunk ducks a clothesline, then goes behind Big and kicks away at his knee. Choculon struggles to his feet and pounds away at Big’s back, then locks his arm around the giant’s neck. With a little assistance from Trunk and Dragon, Choculon manages to lift the 400-pounder and plant him with the Sugar Fix!
Meanwhile, Aidan and Sean make it to the ropes. Aidan stands on the apron, while Sean climbs to the top rope. Aidan springboards off the rope as Sean leaps from the turnbuckle, as they connect with a combination springboard leg drop/double stomp! As they land the move, Rick Raskall has climbed to the top rope, and raises his hand in the air. He leaps off with incredible hang time, and nails the Raskall House Special! All six men pile on top of Big as the referee makes the count!
Announcer: Mr. Big has been ELIMINATED!
When Big gets to his feet and realized what has happened, he starts to go absolutely berserk. He grabs Aidan and Sean around the neck and chokeslams them hard to the mat. He drills Raskall with a sickening lariat, turning him inside out and nearly causing him to land on his neck. He smashes his boot right in the face of Dragon, then picks up Choculon around the throat with both hands, and plants him with a chokeslam. Then he goes after Trunk, kicking him hard in the stomach, and setting him up for a powerbomb. But as he has Trunk on his shoulders, he manages to step over the top rope, and then turns Trunk upside down! He has Trunk hanging upside down, mere inches from the steel floor! Big lifts Trunk up…
GANSO BOMB! A GANSO BOMB ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR! TRUNK’S HEAD HAS BEEN DRIVEN DIRECTLY INTO THE STEEL FLOOR!
After Big has unleashed his wrath, he grabs the referee and tosses him across the ring, and makes his way towards the exit door. But instead of leaving peacefully, he begins to toss the referees and security guards around like ragdolls, slamming them into the cage and into the barricade. With referees and guards laying everywhere, Big makes his way back towards the curtain.
There are bodies strewn about all over the ring, with the exception of one. Curly Long comes out of hiding in the chamber. A loud “VLB” chant rips through the arena as Curly stands in the middle of the ring, proud of what his monster has done.
Suddenly, Mr. Big returns from the back, and he’s pushing a cart full of tables in front of him! Several chairs are also sitting on the cart as well. Big starts unloading the plunder, tossing tables and chairs through the still-open chamber door. Curly retrieves some of these weapons, then sets up a table in the middle of the ring. But as he’s setting up the table, he doesn’t notice that Choculon is standing right behind him, steel chair in hand. Curly admires the table, then turns around and gets a faceful of steel!
Michael Cole: Right to the SKULLLLLL!!!
But Aidan and Sean have also recovered from Big’s attack, and knock Choculon hard to the mat. Dragon comes to assist, but Sean has him scouted, and hits a drop toe hold, sending Dragon face first into the chair! With Dragon knocked out, Aidan and Sean drag him to the corner. They hoist Dragon up to the top rope, then they both climb up to the top. Aidan goes behind Dragon and applies a rear waistlock, as Sean hooks Dragon’s neck! The table is sitting right beneath them! Sean points his finger out to the fans, as he leaps off the top! “No Sleep ‘Til Dublin” off the top rope through the table!!
Sean rolls over to the fallen Dragon and makes a cover.
Announcer: The Daryl Dragon has been ELIMINATED!
The referee assists the eliminated Dragon from the ring. Meanwhile, Aidan and Sean spot the tables near the entrance, and an idea sparks in their heads. They drag four tables to the center of the ring, and begin setting them up in the middle of the ring. Eventually, they stack six tables altogether, three on top of three. Then they drag Raskall to his feet, and attempt to lift him up for a double powerbomb. But Raskall manages to counter, punching at Sean’s head. When Sean lets go, Raskall hits a hurricanrana on Aidan, sending him flying across the ring.
While Raskall recovers from this move, Choculon is right behind him, and blasts him in the back with a chair. He then takes him over to the corner, and sets himself up on the top rope, bringing Raskall up with him. He then puts Raskall’s head between his legs, setting him up for a super powerbomb through the tables! But Raskall punches at Choculon’s head, delaying the move. While Raskall is still on Choculon’s shoulders, he hooks Choculon’s head and drops all the way to the mat…
DRIVING CHOCULON HEAD FIRST ONTO THE CHAIR! FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE FANS WILDLY CHANT “HOLY S***! HOLY S***!”
Seeing Choculon laying motionless on the mat, Sean scrambles over to make a cover!
…NO!! Choculon kicks out!!
Frustrated at Choculon’s kicking out, Sean covers him again. But Choculon kicks out again!
Sean yells over to Aidan to get him a chair. Aidan grabs a chair, but Raskall sees it coming, and hits a spinning wheel kick, kicking the chair right into Aidan’s face! Aidan stumbles into the corner.
Meanwhile, Sean rolls to the outside, where Trunk is just now recovering from the GANSO Bomb onto the steel floor. Sean hooks Trunk’s head and attempts the Donegal Drop! But Trunk holds Sean up in the air before Sean can hit the move, then charges across the floor…
…AND HURLS SEAN RIGHT THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS CHAMBER DOOR! SEAN CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS IN A SICKENING SPOT!!
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:02:47 GMT -5
Trunk slowly drags the fallen Sean out of the chamber, then rolls him into the ring and makes a cover!
Announcer: Sean McCann has been ELIMINATED!
Raskall and Choculon are kicking away at Aidan in the corner. With Aidan slumped against the turnbuckle, Choculon climbs up to the second rope, and attempts a springboard basement dropkick. But as Choculon is springing off, Raskall sneaks up from behind, and rolls up Choculon! He has his feet on the ropes!
Announcer: King Choculon, and the team of Ultimo/Dragon, have been ELIMINATED!
The crowd is rather confused as to what has happened, as is Choculon, who gets to his feet, his eyes bugging out and a shocked look on his face. Then he glares a hole through the man who pinned him, as Raskall merely grins and shrugs it off. Choculon is screaming and berating Raskall. Raskall holds his hands up and says “I did what I had to do”. Just then, Aidan blasts Choculon in the back with a chair! He rams the chair into the gut of Raskall, then into the back of Trunk. Sean McCann, who still has not left the ring, struggles to his feet. Aidan repeatedly blasts Trunk in the back with chair shots, until Trunk is practically motionless, lying on his stomach in the ring.
Aidan asks if Sean is okay, and Sean, after some hesitation, nods. They roll Trunk over on his back, then Sean slowly struggles to the top rope. Aidan takes the chair, and places it on Trunk’s chest! Sean, wobbly but confident, leaps off the top rope, stomping the chair right into Trunk’s midsection!
Trunk lies practically motionless in the ring, blood trickling out of his mouth. Aidan makes the cover.
Announcer: Marcus Trunk has been ELIMINATED!
The crowd has become rather hushed, as Trunk is barely moving in the ring. Somehow, he manages to struggle to his feet, and receives a round of applause for his toughness and all the brutality he’s suffered in this match. As soon as he gets out of the chamber, referees and EMTs are there to assist him to the back.
As of now, the only men remaining in the match are Aidan Donnelly, Rick Raskall, and Curly Long, who has taken another break from the match. The tables are still set up in the middle of the ring.
Curly, bleeding and still shaken up by the chair shot from Choculon, has decided that he’s had enough. He crawls over to the door and starts pounding and shaking it, yelling “Get me the hell outta here!” But the referees on the outside refuse to open the door for him. Meanwhile, Raskall has Aidan against the turnbuckle and is unloading punches to his head.
Curly is desperately looking around for a way to escape. Just then, he looks up at the hole in the center of the Chamber’s roof. A look of dread and worry appears on Curly’s face, but he grits his teeth and begins to climb up the Chamber wall. Raskall sees Curly climbing up and goes over to try and pull him down, but Curly kicks Raskall in the head, forcing Raskall to let go. Curly climbs up the cage, higher and higher, until he is forced to climb, hand over hand, across the top. The fans gasp in awe as Curly is simply hanging from the top of the Chamber, one bad grip away from taking a terrible fall. But Curly uses all the might in his little arms and manages to climb all the way towards the hole in the Chamber roof.
Choculon, who is still hanging around ringside, sees that Curly is attempting to make an escape. The still-battered and bruised Choculon begins to climb up the outside of the Chamber after Curly!
Curly finally manages to pull himself up through the hole in the roof. Now standing about 50 feet from the arena floor, Curly tries to climb his way down the Chamber to safety. But before he can get moving, Choculon climbs his way to the top of the cage.
Both men are standing on top of the Elimination Chamber. Two bitter rivals that have been battling for well over a year.
Choculon stares directly into Curly’s eyes, as Curly returns with an ice-cold glare of his own.
As the tension builds, Curly reaches into his singlet, producing the spike that is still covered in Marcus Trunk’s blood. Choculon’s eyes widen as Curly wields his weapon with confidence.
Curly’s hand is trembling.
Choculon does not move a muscle.
With an ear-piercing cry, Curly rears back and attempts to drive the spike right through Choculon’s leg. But Choculon knocks the weapon away, as it falls down to the arena floor.
With Curly completely vulnerable, Choculon reaches down and scoops up the Midget King. The crowd recoils in terror, as King Choculon raises Curly high up over his head, and lets him fall…
The crowd has grown deathly silent, as Curly Long lays motionless amongst a pile of broken and splintered tables. Even Rick Raskall and Aidan Donnelly have stopped fighting for the time being, as the EMTs rush into the ring to recover the fallen Midget King. Choculon remains standing at the top of the Chamber, completely emotionless, staring down at the mass of flesh and wood below him.
The EMTs clear away the debris in order to lay Curly on the stretcher. The referee then goes to talk to the ring announcer.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that Curly Long is no longer able to compete in this match. Therefore, the team of Midget King and Company has been eliminated.
The EMTs have managed to get Curly out of the ring, and are wheeling him back to the locker room. For perhaps the first time ever, the EWT fans seem to be showing compassion for the Vile Little Bastard. Their respect then turns to polite applause as Curly manages a weak “thumb-up” to the crowd.
But, in typical Curly Long fashion, the applause turns to boos as the thumb slowly turns into a middle finger. Some guy yells out “I KNEW IT!” as Curly is wheeled out of sight. Among this entire ordeal, nobody has noticed that Coach O’Hare has made his way to ringside, and has slipped the hurley through the cage to Aidan.
Rick Raskall is still standing in the ring, in shock over what happened to Curly. What he doesn’t see is Aidan right behind him, winding up the hurley for a knockout blow.
The EWT Arena fills with boos again, as Raskall turns around to see a charging Aidan coming at him. A vicious swing of the hurley is ducked by Raskall, who catches Aidan on the rebound with a superkick! Raskall collapses to the mat, out of energy, but has bought himself some time to recover.
Looking around the ring for something he can use to his advantage, Raskall spies the only remaining unbroken table in the ring. He retrieves it, and drags it to the corner, setting it up near the turnbuckle. He then takes Aidan and rolls him onto the table, punching him in the face a few times to keep him down. He then begins to ascend the turnbuckle, setting up for a high-risk move. But he takes too long to set himself, as Aidan rolls off the table, and leaps against the ropes, making Raskall slip and crotch himself on the top rope.
Aidan climbs up to the top rope, positioning himself behind Raskall. He then hooks Raskall’s arms for the Guinness Hangover! He’s attempting to hit the Guinness Hangover from the top!
But Raskall slips out of the move, and elbows Aidan in the face. With both remaining combatants still standing on the top rope and a table waiting below them, Raskall turns Aidan around, grabs him by the hair, and smacks Aidan’s head into the plexiglass of one of the inner chambers. He repeats until Aidan’s head is busted open.
With Aidan barely maintaining his balance on the top, Raskall is in complete control. He hooks up Aidan’s arms, then slides Aidan into a Vertebreaker position! Raskall and Aidan are on the top rope! With his last ounce of energy, Raskall jumps off the top!
THROUGH THE TABLE!! A TOP ROPE VERTEBREAKER THROUGH THE TABLE!! THE EWT CROWD EXPLODES!!
The two men are lying amongst the ruins of the table, with the EWT faithful watching to see who gets to their feet first.
Suddenly, Raskall’s arm raises triumphantly from the rubble, as the fans cheer him on. Raskall struggles to his feet, but doesn’t go for a pin. Instead, he raises his finger, pointing to the top of the chamber. The fans start going crazy as Raskall rolls Aidan towards the center of the ring, and begins to ascend to the top.
Finally, Raskall has made it to the top of the chamber. With Aidan lying ten feet below and the crowd cheering wildly, Raskall raises his hand to the sky, stopping only for a moment to grimace in pain, and takes flight…
Aidan Donnelly rolls out of the way, sending Raskall crashing to the mat, missing the Raskall House Special.
A broken and battered Aidan spots the hurley sitting in the corner of the ring. He meticulously crawls over to retrieve the hurley, as Raskall gasps for air on the mat.
Aidan takes the hurley in his hand. He uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, then waits patiently for Raskall to recover, firmly grasping the hurley and waiting for the right moment.
Raskall gets to his feet.
Aidan takes a mighty swing.
Raskall crumples to the mat, seemingly lifeless. The force of the blow takes all the energy out of Aidan as well, as he collapses to the mat. Coach O’Hare is still at ringside, bellowing at Aidan to make the cover.
A bleeding, shaken, and completely burned-out Aidan drags himself over to his fallen opponent, and with some effort, manages to drape his arm over Raskall’s body.
DING DING DING!
The crowd seems to shout “NOOOO!!” in unison as the final decision is announced.
Announcer: Rick Raskall, and the team of Raskall and Trunk, have been ELIMINATED! Therefore, your winners, and STILL the EWT Tag Team Champions, TEAM…IRELAND!!
Aidan is unable to celebrate, as there is absolutely no energy left in the body of the co-champion. Coach O’Hare, however, is overjoyed that his boys have pulled out another victory, and enters the Chamber to congratulate Aidan on his victory.
Shane Malone makes his way to the ring, and Coach O’Hare tells him to help Aidan back to the locker room. As Shane assists Aidan, O’Hare stands tall in the middle of the ring, waving the tricolour about as the Elimination Chamber is raised. EMTs come to Rick Raskall’s assistance.
When the EMTs help Raskall to his feet, he shakes off their assistance and limps, frustrated, up the ramp by himself.
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:03:31 GMT -5
*The camera zooms on the EWT ring, were one of the most brutal matches of the evening is about to take place ! And the first contender is coming, as we can hear "Rocket" through the speakers.*
Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, the following match will be held under Toolshed rules ! Introducing first, being accompanied by Coach O' Hare, from Cork, Ireland, wheighing in a 209 lbs and proudly representing Team Ireland... LIAM OOOOOOOO' NEEEIIIIILL !!
*Liam is making his way to the ring, holding... a trash can ?? He stops in front of the ring, where the green, white and gold pyro explode. "Rocket" fades out, and Liam O' Neill climbs into the ring, and asks for a microphone. Well, actually, he takes it right from the hands of some poor technician. He eats a pill and starts making his speech.*
O' Neill : Ooooh... March 4th... the day that will be inscribed on Mysth' s tombstone as the day of his death... hmm... yeah... because you know... I will kill him tonight, right ? With that trash can, right ?
*The crowd boos Liam' s plans...*
O'Neill : No ! NO !! You' ve got it all wrong ! Not with the trash can ! NOT WITH THE TRASH CAN !! With what is... inside...
*At this moment, Liam opens the Trash can and reveals that it' s full with weapons of all sorts. Sledgehammer, kendo stick, brass knuckles, and a whole bunch of other very friendly things... O' Neill and O' Hare look at the end of the ramp as "Otherworld" hits.*
Announcer : And his opponent... from Strasbourg, France, wheighing in a 238 lbs... A Darkness In The Light... MYSTH !!
*While makes his entrance, we see he' s got a trash can of his own, and also a microphone.*
Mysth : Hey, Liam, you crazy fo...
O'Neill : I' M NOT CRAZY !! I' M NOT ! I' M NOT ! I' M NOT ! I' M NOT !!
*Mysth acts as if O' Neill said nothing.*
Mysth : You know... while I' m aware that you are not in your usual state of mind... it seems that you' re not helped one bit since you are obviously managed by the dumbest coach in the entire history of the blue planet !!
*O' Hare appears shocked, Liam is... well, like he' s been since Season' s Beating.*
Mysth : Did you really believe that I wouldn' t have a little surprise box for you too ? And especially, did you really believe that you would remain descreet by carrying a trash can full with weapons ALL AROUND THE ARENA ?? Could you only believe THAT ?? I thought at least O' Hare would figure out that I would easily notice you and prepare myself for my defense ! But it looks like...
*Mysth can' t finish his sentence. Liam races out of the ring & dashes towards the Mysth. He attacks the Frenchman with a Thesz Press. The trashcan Mysth was carrying drops & it's contents spill onto the ramp. Liam is pounding away at Mysth's face. He stops to see that Mysth's nose is bloody & that the blood is also on Liam's knuckles. Liam starts laughing hysterically when he sees his knuckles are covered in the blood of his enemy. Liam grabs one of the weapons Mysth was bringing to the ring, a Kendo stick. Liam whacks at Mysth's mid-section & continues laughing. O'Hare eggs him on. Liam goes to take another strike at Mysth But Mysth catches the stick before it makes contact with his ribs. Mysth stands up & rips the Kendo stick from O'Neill's hands. Liam has a look of apprehension on his face. He looks around worriedly. Mysth keeps a hold on the Kendo stick & takes a swing at Liam. Liam quickly runs back into the ring with Mysth following. Liam rummages in his own trashcan & retrieves a weapon of his own. It's another Kenod stick. Liam advances on Mysth & the pair start duelling with their Kendo sticks. Eventually, both sticks are whacked to oblivion & begin falling apart in their hands. O'Hare throws his Tricolour wrapped Hurley into Liam. Liam takes a swing & a miss at Mysth. Liam continues to spinin circles holding onto the Hurley in the vain hope that he might manage to hit his foe. Mysth keeps dodging the Hurley & climbs to the top rope. Liam spins around so much that he makes himself dizzy & he goes to a corner to recuperate. It is the same corner Mysth is in. Mysth grabs Liam in a hangman choke then hits a ThrowBack on Liam from the top rope. Mysth goes for a cover.*
*Liam escapes the pin & Mysth exits the ring. Mysth rummages around & brings out a STOP sign. He hits Liam square in the head with the road sign & places it on the fallen Irishman's chest. Mysth goes to the top once again & leaps off with a Double Foot Stomp to Liam, right on the STOP sign! Liam is convulsing in agony & seems to have blood coming from his mouth. Mysth grabs a hold of Liam's trashcan & performs a standing splash on O'Neill. The can crumples in between the two men & the ref counts Liam's shoulders down.*
*Liam has done it again & Mysth is astonished! Liam gets to his feet & Mysth starts punching him. Liam shakes it off. Mysth punches him again. Liam's arms start shaking. Mysth goes for a third punch. Liam blocks it & points at Mysth! "YOU!" He's Liaming up! He whips Mysth to the ropes & aims for a big boot. Mysth ducks & goes behind Liam. Mysth nails a Lungblower on the world's worst Hulk Hogan impressionist. Liam gets up and starts waving his arm, like you know who. Mysth is bored by this comedy and grabs O' Neill, lifts him over his head in order to hit a Bodyslam, just to teach him Hulk Hogan impersonnations, but Liam slides behind Mysth' s back and goes for a School Boy !*
*Both men get up and they lock up. Mysth gets the advantage and hits a Snap Suplex. He then runs to the ropes in order to hit a Shining Wizard, but he doesn' t see O' Hare' s hurley that sends him right to the mat ! Liam wastes no time and goes for a Bow and Arrow ! Mysth is screaming from the pain. Liam' s holds became much stronger than at Season' s beating due to his madness ! Mysth feels his back is about to snap, but in a raise of will, he elbows O' Neill and gets a bit of rest, and he nurses his back. But Liam immediately rushes at Mysth and locks a Sleeper Hold in ! This time, Mysth manages to grab the ropes, but that doesn' t mean the pain is over, because he' s struggling as much as he can to get out of the hold ! Thanks to the ropes, he manages to raise and to elbow his way out of the hold. But as soon as he turns, Liam starts punching him, then Irish whips him and when Mysth bounces and comes back, Liam hits him with a Front Dropkick !
Then, O' Neill gets out of the ring, goes to his trash and gets a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat ! He climbs back into the ring and, as Mysth gets back to his feet, Liam goes behind him and presses the bat against Mysth' s forehead in order to bust him open ! ... but it seems Liam O' Neill has forgotten something : Mysth wears a mask !! And therefore, he doesn' t feel the wires ! Mysth grabs O' Neill' s head and starts a Headlock, but quickly turns it into a Bulldog ! At this moment, O' Hare gets into the ring and starts running at Mysth, threatening Mysth with his hurley, but Mysth grabs the bat that Liam let fall down and threatens O' Hare with it. They first stare at each other then Mysth starts running at O' hare, who just runs away and goes to the ramp. Mysth runs after him but O' Hare leaves the arena... With a satisfied look, Mysth makes his way back to the ring, but doesn' t see Liam who came back and hits him with a steel chair !! And O' Neill goes for the IRISH SHAMROCKLEAF !! Mysth is screaming in pain !! He' s trying to get out of the hold but just can' t ! All he can do is crawling to one of the trash cans ! But Liam tightens the hold stronger and stronger ! Mysth finally manages to reach one of the cans, he gets a knuckle brass and he hits O' Neill in the hips with it !
Mysth is free from the hold but he' s still lying on the ground nursing his legs, and by this time, O' Neill searches in the trashes and gets... a sledgehammer !! He comes close to Mysth, who finally managed to get on all fours, and with an incredible smirk of pure insanity, he hits Mysth' s back with the hammer !! And a second time !! Now he goes for the pin !!*
3-NO !! Shoulder up just at the last moment !
*Both men look very surprised that Mysth managed to do it ! Liam starts arguing with the referee, and threatens him with the hammer, which gives Mysth time to go behind him and hit German Suplex that throws O' Neill on one of the trash cans !! After that Mysth looks under the ring for... a table ! He sets the table at a certain distance from the ring. Then, he picks up O' Neill and slams his head against the steel steps, then against the turnbuckle. Mysth is looking at O' Neill who' s on the ground, but suddenly falls down ! It' s O' Hare !! He came back and hit Mysth with the hurley. Now Liam comes back and punches Mysth several times in the nose again, making his knuckles completely covered with blood. O' Hare signals him to stop, and surprisingly enough, O' Neill does so. O' Hare then pulls Mysth by the hair and throws him against the turnbuckle, but Mysth pushes against it with his hands and uses it to jump on O' Hare' s shoulders and hit a Spinning Hurracanrana that land right on Liam O' Neill !!
After that, Mysth grabs O' Neill and takes him near the table. He tells him "So, you like blood, heh ?" and places him on the table. Then, all by limping, Mysth gets to his trash can and grabs a box, he opens it so that everyone can see it' s full of pins ! He gets back to the table and scatters the pins under it. Then, he climbs to the top turnbuckle, he smirks and... SHOOTING STAR PRESS THORUGH THE TABLE !! The table breaks in half and Liam' s back lands right on the pins !! Liam, lying under Mysth, screams like he never has and the ref comes to count !*
Announcer : Here is your winner... MYSTH !!
*"Otherworld" hits and Mysth crawls his way back on the ramp, he celebrates with his fans, then leaves the arena, smiling, while O' Neill and O' Hare are still lying next to the ring, and some doctors come to heal O' Neill and get the pins out of his body. And we go to the next part of this PPV.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:03:59 GMT -5
Announcer: And now it is time for the Trik Turner Open Challenge.
* Trik Turner makes his way to the ring, where he takes the microphone from the announcer.*
Trik: Thank you. Ladies & gentlemen, today I will show you the roots of wrestling. What a REAL wrestler should look like. Not what you see every time Spaz is in the ring. Now, I know you folks used to like Spaz…but when I walk the street, I hear it. When I do the indy circuits, I hear it there. Everywhere I go, I hear, “I am tired of Spaz, I am tired of Spaz. Spaz is washed up. All Spaz cares about is the money. And you know what? It’s all TRUE!!! Why else would Spaz not even bother to face me? Because I am not a main eventer. Because I am not even a paid superstar. I am here on my own. Unlike you, Spaz, you have to show up when money is involved. Money is the root of all that is evil, Spaz. And it is my place to take you back to where you belong.
In the meantime, I have an Open Challenge set up for today. I am not here for monetary gain. No, not at all. I am here to show what it means to be a professional wrestler. To give you fans what you need…a Wrestling Savior. And allow me to introduce you to my opponent. He weights in at 218 pounds & hails from Atlanta, Georgia. Ladies & gentlemen, I bring to you…Mr. Chris Evans!!!
* Evans makes his way to the ring as Trik hands the mic off to the ringside. Evans gets in the ring & extends his hand to Trik. Trik nails him with a punch to the face. Trik grabs Evans & throws him into the turnbuckle. Trik charges at Evans, but Evans hops over the ropes. Trik puts a stop on the brakes. Evans throws a punch to Trik & uses the ropes to hop over & hits a Hurricanarama on Trik. Evans gets back on his feet & grabs Trik, scooping him up into a bodyslam. Evans lifts up Trik & throws him into the ropes & nails a spinning heel kick. Evans runs the ropes & hits a baseball slide to the face of Trik. Evans lifts up Trik & sets him up for a German Suplex. Trik manages a reversal & hits a German Suplex of his own. Trik grabs Evans & throws him into the ropes, where he hits a Lou Thesz Press. Trik gets to his feet again, where he grabs Evans & throws him into the ropes again. Trik hits a flying clothesline on him. Trik gets back to his feet & grabs Evans again. He throws Evans into the turnbuckle & nails a spear to him. As Evans staggers forward a bit, Trik hits him with a ghetto blaster to the face. Evans goes back into the corner. Trik grabs him with a running bulldog. Trik goes for a cover.*
* Evans manages a shoulder up. Trik grabs Evans & hoists him up, throwing him into the ropes. Evans ducks a chop & bounces off the ropes, nailing Trik with a flying shoulderblock. Evans hits a spinning legdrop to Trik & follows up with a standing moonsault. Evans tops that off with a Lionsault off the ropes. Evans goes for a cover, but Trik kicks out. Evans grabs Trik & hits him with the Mexican Nightmare. Evans goes for a cover again, but Trik gets his foot on the rope. Evans starts throwing kicks to Trik & lifts him up. Evans grabs Trik by the hair & applies a half nelson to him. Evans hits Trik with the Wake Up Call. Evans rolls up on Trik for a pin, but Trik manages to get his shoulder up. Evans gets to his feet again & grabs Trik. He throws Trik into the ropes & hits Trik with a dropkick. Evans grabs Trik’s leg & slingshots him onto the top rope, as the rope nails Trik’s throat. Trik bounces to the mat, as Evans quickly climbs to the top rope. Evans leaps off with a Shooting Star Press. Evans pulls the leg for a pin, but a faint Trik grabs the bottom rope.*
* Evans gets to his feet & drags Trik into the middle of the ring. Evans grabs Trik by the head, but Trik manages a roll up. Evans squirms free. Trik lands a kick to the face of Evans. Trik rolls to the ropes, where he pulls himself to his feet. Evans charges at him, but Trik flips him over the top rope. Trik uses the ropes & catapults himself onto Evans. Trik grabs Evans & throws him into the barricade. Trik grabs a chair & smashes it over the head of Evans. Trik drops the chair onto the Cuban Announce Table. Trik grabs Evans & rams his head into the chair. Trik hops onto the barricade & leaps off, with a legdrop to the back of Evans’ head. Trik looks around & lifts up Evans. Trik throws Evans from the Cuban Announce Table onto the timekeeper’s table, smashing it. Trik jumps off the Cuban Announce Table with an elbow to Evans. Trik lifts up Evans & throws him into the ring. Trik grabs a wobbly Evans in the ring & sets him up, nailing with a flip piledriver aka the Trik Turner. Trik goes for a cover as the referee counts 1-2-3. When the referee raises Trik’s hand, he yanks it away & grabs Evans. He throws Evans over the top rope & calls for the microphone.*
Trik: Do you see that? Do you see what your Wrestling Savior has done? I have proven to you all who the superior wrestler is. I have proven to Spaz just exactly how it should be done. And that, my friends, is what wrestling is all about. So Spaz, while you are eliminated tonight…I will be in the back, laughing at you. For you see…
* Just then, Trik goes down as Evans smashes the chair over his head. Evans grabs Trik & throws him into the ropes, smashing the chair in his face. Evans throws the chair down & grabs Trik, hitting him with a cradle piledriver onto the chair. Evans lifts up Trik & applies the Million Dollar Dream on him, waving him around. Evans then hits Trik with The End, as referee’s rush into the ring to break it up. Evans releases the hold & grabs the chair again. The referees as well as agents manage to get Evans out of the ring, as Trik lays unconscious in the ring as we cut to a video package regarding dorf & psychoapeguy.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:04:42 GMT -5
*the draugr, psychoapeguy, and dorf are already in the ring. ape is standing in the corner with the draugr..he's got a screwdriver in his hand and he looks over at dorf with a smile on his face. he then hands the screwdriver to ghost face, drops to his back, and slithers out of the ring, under the ropes. he walks over to dorf's corner, but refuses to get on the apron. instead, he grabs a chair and sits down. he watches on as the bell rings.
ghost face, with screwdriver in hand, lunges at dorf, but dorf side-steps him and hits an atomic drop. dorf bounces himself off the ropes and hits the stunned ghost face with a bulldog. corpse and wraith enter the ring, but dorf is ready for them and nails both with a clothseline. he then puts wraith in a headlock and hits a battering ram on corpse. ghost face, back up, goes for a clothesline on dorf, but dorf ducks and hits him with an inverted ddt, going for the cover. 1....2....kickout.
both corpse and wraith get to their feet but are met with a double clothesline over the top rope by dorf. dorf picks ghost face up and throws him into the turnbuckle. dorf walks over, and picks ghost face up, sitting him on the top rope. as dorf goes to climb the ropes, psychoapeguy grabs his leg, preventing him from climbing. ghost face takes advantage and rakes dorf's eyes, following it up with a blockbuster. he goes for the cover. 1....2....kickout.
ghost face tags in wraith, who enters the ring, charging at dorf with a sweeping sto. wraith goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout. wraith quickly tags to corpse, who enters the ring and hits dorf with a spinning heel kick. he tags in ghost face and the two irish whip dorf off the ropes into a double drop-sault. ghost face goes for the cover. 1....2....kickout.
ghost face tags in wraith, who picks up the screwdriver prior to entering the ring. he raises his arm to stab dorf with it, but the referee prevents him from doing so. an angered psychoapeguy gets up from his chair, slides into the ring, and hits a vicious stan hansen-style lariat to the back of the referee's neck. wraith raises his arms again, but ape stops him. ape takes the screwdriver away, grabs wraith's foot, and places the screwdriver in the laces of his boot. he then grabs dorf by the hair, bringing him up to his knees, and wraith delivers a vicious kick to the face with the screwdriver doing massive damage, and busting dorf wide open.
ape laughs for a moment, but the laughter quickly fades as ape clutches his skull and lets out a blood-curdling shriek. ape drops to the mat, rolls out of the ring, and stumbles to the back, punching his own skull the entire way. meanwhile, the draugr have all entered the ring and stand in awe of the amount of blood pouring from dorf's skull.
dorf slowly begins to move, and the trio pick dorf up. wraith and corpse pick dorf up in a double atomic drop position, and ghost face walks in and grabs dorf's legs. the trio then drop down, sending a bloodied dorf crash down to the mat. ghost face goes for the cover, but the referee is down.
ghost face and corpse, after taking another few moments to admire the blood covering dorf's face, decide to climb opposite turnbuckles. the attempt the road to nowhere, but dorf somehow rolls out of the way. wraith stalks towards dorf, but is met with a kick to the gut followed by a gut-wrench suplex. dorf gets to his feet and tries a double clothesline on ghost face and corpse, but the two men duck and nail dorf with a pair of superkicks, sending him back down to the mat.
wraith gets to his feet and pulls the screwdriver out from beneath his boot laces and grinds it into dorf's forehead, causing more blood to spill. after a few seconds, dorf passes out from the pain. the trio then stand over dorf, each one placing their hand in dorf's bloody face. they raise their hands up to their own eyes and stare in awe at fresh blood.
as they stare, suddenly wraith is dropped to the canvas after ape appears from nowhere and shatters a lava lamp over his skull. ghost face and corpse quickly snap out of their trance and charge ape, who baseball slides underneath the two, grabs the screwdriver, and nails both men in the face with the handle part of it. he then grabs both stunned men and hits a double ddt in the center of the ring. he walks over to dorf, and shakes him until he comes to...but while he does so, the draugr make it back to their feet. wraith hits a full-nelson slam on ape picks him back up, allowing corpse and ghost face nail him with the dusk requiem. the referee finally begins to wake up.
wraith nails ape with the spectre kick and goes for the cover. 1.....2......dorf makes the save. corpse and ghost face throw ape to the outside, and follow him out there while wraith focuses on going in for the kill on the bloody dorf.
wraith lifts dorf, who is barely able to stand, to his feet. he runs off the ropes, possibly attempting to do another sweeping sto, but dorf collapses in the center of the ring before wraith can get there. instead of capitalizing, wraith just stands there and watches a blood puddle form beneath dorf's skull, fascinated with what he sees. after a few seconds of being in an apparent trance, wraith leans down to pick dorf up for the kill. however, before wraith can do anything, dorf reaches up and hooks wraith in a small package. 1.....2......3.
upon hearing the announcement that dorf had pinned wraith, ghost face and corpse immediately enter the ring, and along with wraith, they being to brutally attack dorf. ghost face and corpse each pull dorf to his feet and tie him into the ropes. to further prevent dorf from escaping, they grab dorf's arms while wraith gets a staple gun and slowly walks towards dorf. before he can get there, ape stumbles into the ring with a chair and wallops wraith in the back of the skull, which causes wraith to fall forward, face-first onto the staple gun. ghost face and corpse charge towards ape, but then notice the staple lodged deep into their partner's flesh. rather than attack ape, they kneel by their fallen ally and study the bleeding wound as if they're watching a television show. ape then walks towards dorf, releases him from the ropes, puts up the peace sign, and exits the ring.
dorf, confused, exits the ring shortly afterward, while the draugr remain in the ring, still looking at wraith's wound in wonder.
we cut to the back, where ape is being interviewed by mean gene okerlund.*
mean gene - psychoapeguy, what in the world happened out there? i thought that you hated dorf!
ape - oooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!! mean-o gene-o! it's been a long time, man!
mean gene - ....are you alright, psychoapeguy?
ape - psychoapeguy isn't here, gene-o....that guy is such a square!
*at this point ape pulls out a sandwich and begins to eat it.*
mean gene - what kind of sandwich is that? peanut butter and jelly?
ape - no....it's turkey, gene-o! i love my turkey!!
*a bloodied dorf now enters the shot and stares at ape, who is eating his turkey sandwich. ape pulls out a cheese sandwich and hands it to dorf. dorf hesitates and accepts it.*
mean gene - dorf, it seems as if psychoapeguy has had a change of heart towards you.
dorf - ...gene. know your soul....AND SHUT YER TRAP!!
*dorf grabs the microphone and shoves mean gene out of the shot and speaks to the sandwich-eating ape.*
dorf - i don't know if this is some sort of mind game from you, you sadistic idiot, or if you really have changed...BUT...i've got my eye on you...
*dorf shoves the microphone into ape's chest. ape doesn't even attempt to grab it and lets it fall to the ground. he then smiles and does the mr. spock sign towards dorf as he leaves the shot.*
ape - live long and prosper, dude!....and you will, if ape love has anything to say about it...
*ape leaves the shot in the opposite direction. after a second, he jumps back into view.*
ape - oh, i almost forgot....ahem.....OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EAT TURKAY!!
*ape dances out of the shot and a flustered mean gene stumbles back in and picks up the microphone.*
mean gene - oh, brother...that's the pits...i thought we'd never have to see that clown again...
*gene shakes his head as the camera cuts to the next match.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:05:36 GMT -5
Finkel: “And now... It is time for the Six Person Tag Intergender Elimination Match... Introducing first...”
* “Rose” by Anna Tsuchiya plays. *
*The crowd erupts as the Broken Rose of EWT takes her first steps into a match without being masked. She does little show boating as she walks down the aisle, except to high five a few fans.*
Finkel: Now residing in Osaka, Japan... Weighting in at 142 lbs.... Broken Rose Juri Sadamoto!
*She rolls into the ring, stretches her arms behind her head, and begins to do a bit of warming up as she waits for her partners. The music ends.*
Finkel: And her tag team partners...
* “The Better Life” by 3 Doors Down plays. *
*The crowd gasps as they realize that the Wrestle Posse are coming out separately. Axel flips the curtain up and walks out to a bit of fanfare. As he walks down the aisle he points to himself and slightly spins as he walks, showing himself off.
Finkel: From Modesto, CA.... Weighting in at 240 lbs.... "The Icon" Axel Halaway!
*He enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and is greeted with a bit of cheers. He waves them off, steps down, and reaches slowly for his shades. Juri walks over, snatches them off, and hands them to the attendant in order to quickly start the match. His music ends.*
Finkel: And their tag partner...
*As there is a slight pause, the crowd erupts in a “Jobby!” chant.*
* “Dare to be Stupid” by “Weird Al” Yankovic begins to play. *
*The crowd comes unglued as Jobby peeks his head out from the curtain. He then runs out, almost hopping as he goes from one side of the ramp to the other waving franticly. He skips down the aisle, darting from side to side to give high fives.*
Finkel: From Jobstown, NJ.... Weighting in at 258 lbs..... Joe-by McJobberston!
*Upon reaching the ring, he does a one person moshpit around the it and high fives every one he can. He then rolls into the ring. He motions for Axel and Juri to join him in a hand pile. Juri just ignores him while Axel just pats him on the shoulder and shakes his head “No”. The music ends.*
Finkel: And their opponents!
*The lights go out. They are suddenly replaced by flashing strobes and multicolor lights as "Different World" blasts over the speakers and the Jaguar rolls onto the stage, followed by a wave of boos not ending till the end of the entrance. It is TJT. All three members are in their wrestling gear, wearing more jewelry than normal, in addition to their shades.*
Finkel: From San Diego, California, at a total combined weight of 595 pounds, Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter and Terina......T......J......T!
*The trio makes their way to the ring, Thunder and Jupiter doing their normal insults whereas Terina seems to be more focused than normal. Upon reaching the ring itself, Thunder and Jupiter go to opposite sides, strike a few elaborate poses, and slide into the ring with perfect synchronization. Terina hops onto the apron on a sitting position, lifiting both arms into the air. Thunder and Jupiter both lean over and grab a hand, pulling her up and opening up the gap between the top and middle ropes to help her get in. The two men strut about the ring, carefully climbing up the turnbuckles and dishing out their insults while not leaving themselves yoo open to attacks. They take off their entrance gear and give it to the referee, who gingerly places it on a chair near the timekeeper's table. The lights resume to normal, and the music dies down.*
*There is a stand off as TJT stay in their corner and Axel & Juri stare at them almost like hungry loins while Jobby is waving at random people in the crowd. Finally, Thunder makes the first move and walks out into the center. Both Axel and Juri attempt to meet him but Jobby pushes past them. They both look bewildered, Axel shrugs it off and goes to his corner while Juri looks completely upset that she has to wait longer. Jobby offers his hand for a handshake to which Thunder answers with a slap to the face. Jobby covers his face while Thunder lays waste to him. Jobby ends up with his back to the ropes and Thunder whips him to the opposite ropes. Thunder goes for a picture perfect Dropkick but is soon dismayed to find that Jobby had tripped after hitting the ropes. Thunder hits the ground with a thud as the crowd cheers. Jobby instantly jumps up and plays to the crowd while Thunder's face betrays a hint of embarrassment. He angrily jumps onto Jobby's back in a Rear Naked Choke attempt, while Jobby struggles to maintain his balance. But the shock and Thunder's weight forces Jobby to fall down... to his back. Thunder lays stunned after being crushed under Jobby's weight. Again the cheers egg on Jobby and again he overly acknowledges them. Thunder looks to be steaming as he slowly rises to his feet. He stands to motion for his Thunderbolt maneuver behind Jobby's back and pulls the trigger as Jobby turns. Yet Jobby falls to one knees as he notices that his right boot is slightly untied. Thunder sails over his and into the Posse corner, where he is met with a hard left hand punch by Axel into a stiff Chop by Juri.*
*Jobby stands and turns just as Thunder is recovering to hit a Chop of his own.*
*Thunder stumbles back to the ropes, Jobby grabs his hand to whip him across the ring but he falls to his face as Thunder was holding the ropes. If looks could kill, Thunder's face would be declared a weapon of mass destruction. He lifts Jobby harshly by his hair but Jobby interrupts to hit a fury of punch after punch. He then winds up for a punch but stops to poke Thunder in his eye. As the referee warns Jobby, Thunder looks to be going ballistic with the way the match is going so far. As Jobby is being warned, Axel tags Jobby's shoulder and hops over the ropes in a legal tag. Both Jobby and Juri look at Axel in surprise. While the referee shoos Jobby out, Axel and Thunder lock up. Axel begins to yell audibly at Thunder.*
Axel: SEE! WITHOUT YOUR TEAM MATES YOU CAN'T DO CRAP! JOBBY'S OUTSMARTING YOU!
*Thunder goes into a fit of rage and repeatedly knees Axel in the stomach. Axel loses his grip and Thunder unloads with a Thunder Suplex. Before Axel's even on the ground Thunder is there to meet him. He wraps his hands around the throat of Axel while slamming his head to the mat again and again.*
*Thunder breaks the illegal hold to stand and point at Jobby.*
Thunder: I WANT YOU!
*Axel rolls over to his corner without any halting by Thunder (which pleases his tag partners not in the less bit). He tags in Jobby, while Juri gives him a massive scowl. Jobby goes to run in the ring as Thunder runs at him but ends up diving headfirst into Thunder's midsection after he trips on the middle rope. Thunder rolls back, holding his midsection and loudly cursing at Jobby. Jobby stands to much applause, to which he answers with a bow. Thunder pulls himself up by the ropes and narrowly dodges a Jobby Shoulder Tackle. Jobby comically bounces off the ropes and rolls back into a standing kneeling position. Before he can stand, Thunder connects a Dropkick to his forehead. Jobby falls to the mat then rolls under the ropes to the apron. Thunder reaches through the ropes to pull Jobby to a standing position and then locks up with Jobby. Thunder attempts a Suplex, which lifts Jobby slightly in the air but it appears it's too early for such a move. As Thunder lowers Jobby, Jobby's feet miss the apron completely and he falls. As he falls, he pulls Thunder with him before letting him go. Hitting a rope assisted Neckbreaker on Thunder. Thunder bounces off the ropes to fall to his back on the mat. Jobby recovers, climbs to the apron, and attempts a Springboard Headbutt near a turnbuckle. But he slips, lands face first on the turnbuckle then to his feet, and points up in the air.*
Jobby: Ooo...the...colors..... (THUD)
*Axel kicks his ropes while Juri simply rolls her eyes in disgust.*
Jupiter: Jimmy, let me at him!
*Thunder, seeing this as a opening to save his blood vessels from bursting, crawls over to his corner to tag in Jupiter. Jupiter calmly steps in as Jobby stumbles to his feet. Jobby looks to be still a little woozy as he walks over to Jupiter. Jupiter attempts a Superkick but pulls back as Jobby falls. He sees this as a great opening for his 10 Stomps of Pain.*
BAM! *One to the left leg.* BAM! *One to the right.* BAM! *One to the left.* BAM! *One to the right.* BAM! *One to the left.* BAM! *One to the right.* BAM! *One to the left.* BAM! *One to the right.* BAM! *One to the left.* BAM! *One to the right.*
*He then quickly locks in a Deathlock on Jobby. Jobby looks to be struggling, crawling even, as his massive legs are being contorted. Jupiter, seeing this, then locks in a Bridge on Jobby's head and neck while still doing the Deathlock. Jobby looks to be fading fast. The referee begins to check on Jobby but notices that he maybe out. He begins to check to see if Jobby can still fight.*
Referee: Jobby, can you hear me?
*No response. One is lifted and lands with a thud.*
*Jobby's arm is lifted a second time, again it falls freely to the ground. A “Jobby!” chant begins.*
*The final arm is lifted but before it hits the ground, Jobby comes to. He squirms around until he some how rolls onto his stomach. Thunder quickly releases the hold and then locks in a Mexican Surfboard. Jobby screams out in pain as his legs are being torqued yet again in a painful hold. Jupiter then lowers the head of Jobby closer to him and locks in a Dragon Sleeper. Axel looks to very worried, as Jobby looks to be completely out matched. Juri, on the other hand, is nonchalantly looking at her fingers seemingly counting the minutes that she has had to suffer not being in his match. The referee notices no movement from Jobby.*
Referee: Jobby, can you hear me?
*Axel begins to stomp the mat in a way that the crowd mimics it and claps with the same rhythm. Jobby begins to elbow Jupiter's unprotected side, which forces him to release the hold. Jobby falls to the left of Jupiter. Jobby is slow to rise while Jupiter springs up. He reaches down to lift up Jobby, but Jobby counters into an Armbar to which Jupiter rolls out of and drops an elbow into Jobby's back. He then takes a page out of Karma's handbook and looks a Hammerlock on Jobby. Jobby painfully rises to his feet, while still in the lock, then quickly drops to his butt while successfully hitting a Snapmare on Jupiter. Jupiter simply rolls with it, rebounds off the ropes, and charges at Jobby. But he lands hard on the mat as Jobby hit a Drop Toe Hold. Jobby gingerly makes it to his feet and points at Jupiter, show boating to the crowd yet again. He runs to the ropes (despite the pain) and rebounds back to Jupiter for a Clothesline. Jupiter falls back first to avoid it while Jobby, who's unable to stop, runs full speed into the ropes behind Jupiter. Jobby bounces back, again at full speed, and is met with a kick to the gut by Jupiter. He gasps and holds his stomach. Jupiter wastes no time to hoist Jobby in the air after hooking both his arms and hit a vicious Atmospheric Pressure on Jobby. He goes for the cover.*
Finkel: Jobby McJobberston has been Eliminated from the match!
*The crowd uses boos as if they were garbage and litters the air with them. Jupiter looks to be walking on cloud nine after doing exactly want he promised he would do. Thunder & Terina openly celebrate while Axel & Juri glance at each other, before Juri points at herself and walks in. All the while, Jobby is helped to the back by a trainer. Terina calls for Jupiter to tag her in, but Juri has some choice words for him.*
Juri: You can take a 6'4” guy, but the second I walk in you run? What guts.
*Jupiter looks so smug with his out wrestling of Jobby that he waves off Terina and turns to face Juri. Terina looks furious.*
Jupiter: Sure, I'll play with you.
*She goes for a Chop, but he ducks.*
Jupiter: You know, if you weren't so busy trying to be a man you might be hot.
*Juri goes for a stiff kick, but he ducks again and pushes her back to her corner.*
Jupiter: I just simply can't hurt such a frail little girl.
*Axel blind tags Juri and enters, partly to save the crowd from seeing a public execution. Jupiter squares off with Axel before dropping his arms.*
Jupiter: Come on, you have no chance against me. I'll pro-
*Axel rocks Jupiter hard with a Super Kick. Jupiter stumbles around slightly, Axel shoves in his head in a Powerbomb position, and Axel reaches back to say something to Juri. Axel lifts up Jupiter high in the air as Juri jumps off the top rope to hit a TIMFA on Jupiter. As she does this, Axel drives Jupiter hard to the ground in a sort of Diving Powerbomb. Both Thunder and Terina look aghast at the heap that is Jupiter. Axel slowly stands, looks at their faces, then smiles as he offers his hand to Juri. She tags in and quickly covers Jupiter. Thunder goes to make the save.*
*Axel hits a Clothesline on Thunder and glances over at Terina. She makes no move towards him, but looks at him like a someone would at moldy Limburger cheese.*
*Juri looks at her two hands, first flashing two fingers on her right and three on her left. Then she drops on finger on her left, looking directly at Terina.*
Finkel: Jason Jupiter as been Eliminated from the match!
*Jupiter stirs just as the announcement is stated. He gets up slowly, yet angrily, and begins to curse at the referee. Who tells him that he has to go to the back. Jupiter explodes at the thought that he was taken out so quickly after Jobby and shows no signs of leaving. The referee calls for help and four guards come out to assist. The crowd cheers as a struggling Jupiter is dragged from the arena to the back. Juri turns to look to him, winks at him, and blows him a kiss. Thunder goes to enter the match, but is stopped in his tracks by Terina's stare at him. Juri stretches both arms behind her back and yawns loudly. He slowly climbs back to the apron as Terina walks out to meet Juri. Terina goes to make the first blow but is blocked and hit with a stiff Chop.*
*Juri goes for another but is blocked by Terina and gets hit with a Chop by Terina.*
*And thus, begins an exchange between the two.*
*Terina, seeing that this exchange is doing herself no favors, quickly rakes the eyes of Juri. She quickly jumps in the air and throws Juri to her back with a Hurracanrana. Terina quickly springs to her feet, only to be meet with another Juri patented Chop that sends her to the ropes.*
*Juri grabs Terina and gives the Rose Whip to the opposite ropes. As Terina comes back, Juri jumps and spins in the air to hit the Ro-zu Thorn right at Terina's right shoulder region. Juri quickly locks in an Armbar on right shoulder, before turning it into a Key Lock. Terina, with her million dollar face squashed against the mat, stretches her legs out and just barely reaches the ropes. The referee calls for Juri break the hold.*
*She releases the hold and crouches in wait for Terina to get up. As Terina's about to, Juri begins to perform her Rose Red maneuver but completely misses as Terina rolls out of the way. Juri dashes after her, only to be surprised with a Lucky Shot by Terina in the middle of the ring. Terina covers Juri.*
*Terina, although visibly upset by the “slow count”, quickly rolls the grounded Juri over and locks in her Bird's Nest of Pain. Juri, while showing a pain on her face, lets out no sounds of pain. Thunder is openly cheering Terina on, while Axel is leaning on his crossed arms on the ropes. Suddenly the referee begins to count.*
*Terina realizes that it's her that's being pinned and she immediately releases the hold to lift her shoulder.*
*This causes Juri to land on her. Juri uses this to her advantage by grabbing Terina's left leg and then stands. She then hits a hard Leg DDT on Terina, who betrays a cry out in pain. Juri stands and does it again. This time, without her desired effect of hearing Terina cry out in pain. Juri attempts an odd sort of leg lock but is stopped after a few leg drops by Terina's right leg. Terina quickly pulls herself away from Sadamoto and tries to get feeling in her left leg. Juri begins to close the gap between herself and the seated Terina. But then before Thunder blasts her with a Thunderbolt that looks to have broken her in half. Axel quickly enters the ring but is driven out as is Thunder. Terina crawls over to the fallen Juri and covers her.*
*Terina jumps up and down at the referee for being such a slow counter before calming herself down. Terina lifts Juri by her hair and whips her to the turnbuckle. She then lifts Juri to the top rope and calls for a Tornado DDT. But Juri does a hard Double Palm Strike to Terina and she falls off. Terina slowly recovers as Juri looks for a chance to hit her TIMFA. Suddenly the look on her face is quite humorous as Thunder has both hands on her butt. Before she can do anything, he pushes her and she goes flying uncontrollably towards Terina. Who ducks, catches Juri's arms quickly, and hits a Torrent on Juri. She covers Juri. While Thunder prevents Axel from entering, pinning him against the ropes.*
Finkel: BR Juri Sadamoto has been Eliminated from this match!
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:06:07 GMT -5
*Thunder immediately backpedals away from Axel, getting back to his corner. Terina gets off of Juri and makes the tag to Jim, who then enters the ring. Juri, still inside, gets up, seething and grinding her teeth, with clenched fists, staring at Terina and Jimmy. Completely avoiding any and all eye contact with Axel, she rolls out of the ring, still furious, and turns around. Juri walks away, head hung low, as Axel and Jimmy begin to square off, scouting one another for potential weaknesses.*
*Axel decides to make the first move, going for a short lariat. Thunder, using his uncanny power for a man of his size, grabs Axel's arm mid-lariat and begins to spin it around for an arm wrench. Just as he's about to snap downwards, however, Axel pivots under his arm and behind Jim's back, locking in an inverted facelock. Thunder lets go of the arm, and Axel begins to add leverage to the hold, turning it into a dragon sleeper, and almost lifting up Thunder off the mat. His adversary yelping in pain, Axel continues the pressure. In desperation, Thunder, leaning back, wraps his arms around Axel's waist and slowly hoists him up, much to the crowd's suprise. Eventually, he has Axel above his shoulders, and turning him around, delivers an Argentine backbreaker. Terina applauds and screams to Thunder, complimenting his work while the fans loudly boo. Jim goes for the cover.*
*Thunder seems pissed, and Terina is not any happier. Axel doesn't seem to be out of it, and attempts to pick himself up. Before he can, Thunder goes for his quadruple elbow drops. He lands the first. He lands the second. But Axel dodges the third and gets to his feet. Shaking off the previous manuevers, he turns around, only to face an advancing Thunder. Axel gives him a kick, and snapmares him, locking in a necklock on the mat. Halaway holds it in for what seems to be a minute, but Thunder doesn't seem to be tiring too much. Thunder hooks both legs with his arms and drops Axel own, rising up and cracking his sore neck. He picks up Axel, and Jim opens up an attack, throwing a few punches at Axel. The two begin to trade shots back and forth, and the crowd begins to chant.*
AXEL! AXEL! AXEL! AXEL! AXEL!
*Axel isn't used to this. Not often getting chants in his name, he picks up a newfound momentum, throwing punches and knees at a wobbling Thunder. Terina is not pleased, and is showing her anger. After Halaway hits what seems to be a particularly strong kick to the midsection, something in Thunder snaps--out of nowhere, he begins a barrage of jabs and hooks, each one ultra-stiff and quick as lighting. Axel can hardly react to such an assault, and quickly puts up his guard after the first punch. Even though he covers up, he can barely withstand these shots from the strangely overpowering Jimmy Thunder. After about 30 punches, he dops to his knees and recieves a low dropkick from Thunder. Jimmy places Axel in a Boston Crab, and Ax seems to be in some significant pain.*
AXEL! AXEL! AXEL!
*Once again, this unusual chant brings Axel to go to the ropes. He clings on, and the ref tells Jimmy to let go. Jim refuses, and the ref begins his count.*
*And immediately, Thunder lets go of his opponent. Terina goes to climb in, simply distracting the referee, who seems "interested" and goes to get her back out of the ring. Now, he places Axel's throat on the ropes, places his foot on Halaways shoulder, and presses down into a choke. The ref is still turned around, and Jimmy continues the pressure. Eventually however, Terina exits and the ref gets directly onto the scene, beginning his count.*
*But Axel elbows Thunder's legs on the three, which forces Jimmy to instantly let go. He unceremoniusly drops to the mat in a sitting position, and goes to pick himself back up, when Axel tiredly gets up and rushes him with a grip to the throat, delivering a sitout chokeslam. He goes for the cover.*
*The two both seem to be stunned from the manuevers. Thunder is more tired from the weardown moves, and Axel seems to be in pain. The pair rises up, and Thunder begins more of his wild Thunder Blaze of punches, dropping Axel at around the 20th punch. The fans boo in anger. Thunder stands up, hands on his hips, and begins to showboat to the crowd, recieving further boos. Terina excitedly motions for him to go for the Thundercrusher. Jimmy grabs Axel and hoists him up in the air, holding him the powerbomb position, and places him on the turnbuckle. He then climbs up, lifts Axel up again, and turns around, preparing to drop his opponent. Before he can, however, Ax delivers a few desperate punches to the head, softening up Jimmy, and managing to set him back on the turnbuckle to regain his composure. Thunder is dazed, and taking advantage of this, Halaway, with a single push, forces him off of the turnbuckle and onto the mat. Raising his arms into the air and making a signal to the crowd, Axel leaps off the turnbuckle and nails Jimmy right across the chest with a diving elbow drop. The crowd mightily pops, and Axel hooks a leg.*
*Terina immediately begins to cheer on her partner, Axel seeming perturbed at Thunder's refusal while the fans boo even louder. Axel rises back to his feet, pondering what to do with his adversary now. He grabs Jimmy by the hair, picking him up, and putting him in a headlock to wear him down further. Thunder immediately drops to his knees, and the ref grabs an arm, raising it up. It drops. The referee goes to once again raise the arm, but Thunder, pushes Axel into the ropes, who, off the rebound, recieves a wheel kick to the jaw. Thunder and Axel are back down on the mat, and crawling to Axel, Thunder makes the cover.*
*The crowd pops again, while Terina boos and scowls. The ref begins a ten count, and the two slowly rises, the crowd rythmically clapping for Axel while Terina claps for her man Jimmy. Axel is the first to rise. The crowd cheers, but their happiness is cut short when Jim returns with another Thunder Blaze. He continues to unleash his punches on a tiring Axel, forcing him into a corner. Tiring and losing focus, Thunder turns around and begins to do somewhat of a victory dance. He turns around, advancing towards the corner, but as soon as he gets there, AXEHANDLE! Both are down, and Axel lays an arm over a limp Thunder.*
Finkel: Jimmy Thunder....HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS MATCH!
*The crowd massively pops again, and Terina, jaw dropped in shock, is standing on the apron in a catonic state. Axel slowly gets back up, and rolls Thunder outside the ring. Not until somewhat later does Thunder get up and stagger away, exhausted from his battle with Axel.*
*Now it is down to Axel and Terina. Axel isn't at 100 percent, but Terina is less than happy to be facing off against Axel. The two face off. Axel doesn't seem to be interested in hitting her, no matter how much the woman eggs him on. He simply shakes his head, until he recieves a slap to the face. She immediately opens up with chops and kicks, slowly but surely driving back the groggy Axel. he suddenly grabs her and scoop slams her, lazily going for the cover.*
*Terina frenziedly climbs to her feet, preparing for more manuvers. She continues her attack, now getting hiptossed distastefully onto her butt; the fans audibly laughing at her embarrassed self. She begs off, and as he goes to pick her up, she rakes the eyes and executes a double leg takedown. She follows up with a few stomps and a step-over toehold, locking it in firmly. While she keeps him down for a bit, Axel eventually powers out of it and carefully gets back to his feet, pushing her back. She runs at him, going for a clothesline. He dodges it, and she ducks a counter from him. However, on her next rebound, he tosses her over the top rope, and she lands onto the floor. Not hurt, but frustrated. She begins to slap the floor in anger, looking for a way to get in. Every time she tries, Axel blocks an entrance. After a fifth time, she hops up to the apron and drops his throat over the top rope, which gives her the time to get in. After getting in, she clumsily falls, her left leg strangely buckling. She shrieks in pain, and the ref goes to check on her. Suddenly, from nowehere, Joe One rushes out of the back, brandishing the INGSOC flag, holding it as if he were charging with a lance or a spear. Before he can get into the ring however, both Axel and the ref notice him. Rather than get into the ring, he simply yells at the ref, attempting to stop him from facing Terina. Mean while, Terina has pulled out some kind of object from her pants, and has readied it for use.*
*Axel notices, and by instinct, turns around. With the ref still distacted by Joe One, Terina nails Axel in the face with the weapon--twice, to be exact--and places it back into her pants, concealing it from view once again. Joe finally relents his diversion, and the ref turns around, noticing Terina climbing the turnbuckle while Axel lay limp on the mat. She basks in the glory of the plan, and vaulting off the turnbuckle, hits Axel across the torso with the Flying Tree Frog Splash. She winces after hitting it, but proudly makes the cover.*
*Terina jubilantly stands up, celebrating her victory, while Joe prepares to enter the ring.*
Finkel: Here is your winner, and SOLE SURVIVOR.....TEEEEEERIIIINAAAA!
*As she continues to gloat, Joe begins to wave the INGSOC flag about the air, and Jupiter, coming from the back with his partner, aids a barely conscious Thunder to the ring. They enter, and, helping Thunder stand up, the two other members of TJT celebrate as well. As this post-match celebration of an ambiguous victory continues, the camera fades off into a short period of darkness, before fading into the next part of the PPV.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:06:51 GMT -5
The sounds of Klepacki's 'Hell March' plays as boos are directed to Joe.
WE WANT WAR! WAKE UP!
Announcer: The following contest is schedualed for one fall. Introducing first, from Airstrip One, weighing in at 234 lbs., Joe One!
Joe walks into the ring with no real expression to define. The gunshots sound as 'Latino Pride' starts. The crowd cheers as the Triple X Superstar comes from behind the curtain.
Announcer: And his opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 229 lbs., Mike Corral!
Mike plays to the crowd as he enters the ring. The referee checks both men, and signals to start the match.
*ding ding ding*
One and Corral start by grappling around on the ring. Corral hits a double leg take down. As One gets up, Corral gives him an Irish Whip into the corner and gives a high knee to his head. Corral goes for a Shining Enzuigiri, but One steps back as Corral lands on the mat. Corral gets up, but gets a neckbreaker for his troubles. One gets Corral in a Blood Choke, but lets go at the fourth count. He goes for a cover.
Kickout by Corral. One gives a boot to the head. He paces around before sitting Corral up and giving him a Cobra Clutch. He tries turn it into a Cobra Clutch Bulldog, but Corral slips out of it and hits One with a Human Tornado! Corral covers.
Kickout by One. Corral steps back and hits a standing moonsault. Corral covers.
Kickout by One. Corral puts his hands on his hips, frustrated. Corral goes to the corner and gets on the turnbuckle. However, One, had gotten up, and Corral changes his mind. Corral goes for a lariat, but One ducks and hits a German Suplex Relase. One goes for the cover.
Kickout by Corral. The audience cheers. One hits a HHH-esque kneedrop and stands back up. He rotates his neck and steps back into the corner, looking possesd. The crowd starts a 'Let's go Corral' chant as Mike gets to his feet. One rushes for an Airstrip Kiss, but Corral jumps at the right time to turn it into a hurricanranna! The crowd cheers as Corral feels the ADRENELINE RUSH (copywright TNA Wrestling, LLC). Corral hits a Dragon's Fury and almost goes for a pin, when, in the corner of his eye...
...Christopher Indigo racing to the ring! Corral keeps an eye on One, but makes sure Indigo doesn't attack him. Suddenly, from beneath the ring, Chad Michaels pops out and gives a spear to Indigo! Michaels gives the old punch-punch to Indigo as security tries to seperate them.
Meanwhile in the ring, Corral and One have gotten into a punching contest. That's when it happens. Possibly one of the strangest spots in the history of wrestling, professional or otherwise. To say that what happens made no sence would be an understatement of magnitude.
You see, instead of a punch, Joe One opened his eyes wide, pointed, and said 'Look over there!'. And, in a moment of sheer inaptitude, Mike Corral looked. With his attention held otherwise, Corral didn't see the Poison Rana that to be delivered. Needless to say, it was a moment neither would forget for a long time.
Oh, and cover by One.
Kickout by Corral. The audinence gives a sigh of relief. One gives Corral a few European Uppercuts before giving and Irish Whip that got reversed by Corral. Corral rushes for a Monkey Flip, but eats One's elbow. As he turns around, One lands an Airstrip Kiss to Corral's noggin. One applies the Sleeper Hold.
Corral screams in agony as he desperatly tries to get to a rope. However, One keeps Corral on a short leash, and Corral has no choice but to tap.
*ding ding ding*
Announcer: Here is your winner, Joe One!
The crowd boos as One raises a fist with one finger.
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:07:29 GMT -5
The Fink: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri State championship It will be held under Pure Wrestling rules which are as follows. There will be three rope breaks permitted for each participant, There will be no closed fists to the face, there will be a 20 count if either participant goes to the outside, and the title can change hands on a disqualification or count out ”
The fans give out a huge pop and “From Sinking” begins to blare over the PA.
The Fink: “Introducing first, from Kauai Hawaii, weighing in tonight at 126lbs, she is the femme fatale of the ewt.............................Oceanic ”
the crowd begins to boo the challenger. Oceanic comes out wearing a brand new dark blue robe decorated in sequined polynesian flowers and with the hood pulled over her head. She stops at the top of the ramp and pulls the hood down, looking confident but not cocky and not giving the crowd the time of day. She heads down the ramp completely ignoring the heckling and jeers coming from the fans on either side. She enters and stands in the center of the ring, raising her hand up as if to already predict victory. Her music dies down and she walks over to her corner and eyes the ramp. The crowd is already chanting “RAG-NAL RAG-NAL ” before any music or anything starts up. Finally, “High Voltage” comes on and the crowd explodes.
The Fink: “And her opponent, from "The Electric City" of Scranton, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 245lbs, he is the current Tri State champion, the Master of the Elemental Disaster.................................Mike Ragnal ”
Mike runs out from the back and holds the tri state title up over his head as red & yellow fireworks pop from the ramp. He marches down the ramp staring right at oceanic and rolls under the ropes. He gives Oceanic the skunk eye then hops up on the turnbuckles to salute the crowd. He takes his hat off and tosses into the throng and hops off the ropes. His music dies down and he stands at the center of the ring. Oceanic takes her robe off revealing her usual orange tiger striped gear and meets Mike at the center. The referee takes the belt and explains the rules to both and asks for handshake. Mike is apprehensive but reluctantly he sticks his hand out. Oceanic looks at Mike, down at his hand, then back at Mike. Then, to everyone’s surprise, she shakes Mike’s hand, gives him a crap eating grin, then turns and walks back to her corner. Mike isn’t sure what to make of what just happened and he backs up to his corner. The bell rings and the match is underway.
Both combatants slowly walk around each other, sizing the other up as the crowd stomps on the ground making a ton of noise. It appears that they will lock up but suddenly Oceanic backs up. Mike looks slightly pissed as the crowd lets Oceanic hear it. They circle each other again and go to lock up but Oceanic drops down and rolls out of the ring, again drawing the ire of the fans. She walks around the ring as Mike puts his hands on his hips and looks frustrated. The referee counts up to 8 and Oceanic rolls back into the ring only slide out the right side of the ring. Mike runs over to the ropes and tells Oceanic to knock it off and get into the ring. She motions for him to back up and he does, although reluctantly. The ref gets up to a 10 count and Oceanic enters the ring. The two once again circle each other and go in to lock up when suddenly Oceanic blows blue mist directly over Mike’s head, startling him and staggers him backwards. Oceanic runs in and kicks him in the gut and chops him in the back of the neck. She quickly sends Mike into the ropes and nails him with a spinning heel kick right in the mouth and he hits the deck. He lays on the mat holding his mouth checking for blood as the fans boo the living snot out Oceanic, who responds by standing dead center of the ring, raising both arms, and flipping the bird with both hands. Mike backs up into the buckles and Oceanic runs up to him, stomping him in the chest several times. She picks him up and gives him a head butt. She sends Mike into the opposite turnbuckles but Mike reverses sending oceanic chest first into the buckles. She staggers out and Mike capitalizes by hitting the parallel rope and hitting a clothesline. Oceanic stands back up and gets hit with another clothesline. Mike picks her up and sends her into the ropes, hitting a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker. Oceanic arches her back and slides back out of the ring but Mike is fed up and he follows her out. Oceanic turns and is surprised to see Mike standing there and he levels her with a chop. She staggers backwards and Mike charges at her, knocking her down with a clothesline. Mike picks her up and throws her back first into the guardrail with a mighty crash. He throws her back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Oceanic stands up and sees Mike leap off and hitting her with a spinning back elbow. He covers.
Kick out. Mike quickly applies the Shock To The System, which sets off Oceanic’s alarm and she immediately goes to the ropes for the break. Mike lets go and smiles, holding up one finger to signify that she’s used one of her rope breaks. Oceanic doesn’t take too kindly to Mike’s taunt and she walks right up to him and slaps him directly across the face, the sound echoing off the walls of the arena. Since it was an open hand it’s not a DQ but Mike doesn’t care about that since he just got disrespected. Mike shoves Oceanic with such force she lands right on her ass and he pounces on top of her, rears back with a closed fist, but stops himself. Oceanic tells him to go ahead but Mike resists the urge to punch her and he opts to drop an elbow on top of her head instead. Mike stands Oceanic up and hits a snap suplex followed by a running senton off the ropes. Mike applies an STF and cinches it in, but Oceanic won’t tap out. Instead she manages to wriggle her arm beneath Mike’s, break the hold, flips Mike over and quickly applies an arm bar. Mike reaches over in an attempt to break it but Oceanic grabs that arm and hops on his back, drops all her weight on his spine, and applies a rat trap. Mike struggles but doesn’t give up. After about a minute Oceanic lets go and stomps right on Mike’s spine. Mike grabs his back in pain but Oceanic won’t give him a break. She picks him up by the hair and unloads several Thai elbows to the chest then spin kicks him in the gut. Mike doubles over and Oceanic uses the opportunity to land an axe kick right in the back of the neck. Mike lands on the mat and Oceanic locks in a Hangman’s Clutch. Mike is back to struggling for a way out but can’t find one but he’s not tapping out. Oceanic keeps the hold on for 90 seconds then turns Mike over and tries to apply These Arms Are Snakes but Mike manages to grab Oceanic’s arm and apply the Shock To the System again as the crowd pops at the sudden turn of events. Mike’s got it locked in and Oceanic immediately reaches out with her foot and touches the ropes. Mike lets go and says “That’s two!” as Oceanic stands up and stares a hole through Mike. She’s down to one more rope break while Mike still has three. She shakes the feeling back in her arm and circles Mike, who’s waving her on.
They lock up and Oceanic knees Mike in the stomach. She sends Mike into the ropes but he reverses, leapfrogs, and lands a drop kick on the rebound. Oceanic scrambles up only to get dropkicked again. Mike lands an armdrag and locks in an armbar and cinches it in. Oceanic quickly gets up to her feet and Mike switches to a standing wristlock. Oceanic flips out of it and applies a wristlock of her own but Mike was counting on that and he nails a forearm across her chest. Oceanic lets go and Mike sends her flying with a Belly 2 Belly Overhead Suplex. Mike follows with a German Suplex for the win.
Kick out. Mike sends her into the ropes and hits a Snap Spinebuster and follows with a running knee drop. Mike hits a Golden Gate Swing and bridges.
Oceanic forearms Mike in the rib cage and He lets go. Mike snapmare’s Oceanic over and gives her a dropkick in the back. He hooks the leg and covers.
Oceanic kicks out. Mike signals for the Shock To The System again and he goes to apply it but Oceanic blocks it and tries for a shortarm clothesline. Mike ducks it and he goes for a back elbow, which is ducked and Oceanic goes for a super kick, which Mike slaps away and applies a headlock. Oceanic shoves him off and tries a leapfrog but Mike catches her and powerslams her down to the mat. Mike picks her up and once again he applies the STTS. Oceanic flails around but can’t break the hold so she has to fall forward with Mike on top of her and she grabs the ropes. Mike lets go and immediately pops up and shouts “That’s three!” Oceanic is officially out of rope breaks and the crowd is letting her hear it. She leans up against the ropes on one knee and listens to the fans chant “NO MORE ROPE BREAKS!” with the appropriate clap sequence. She exits the ring and walks up the ramp as the chants turn to boos. She gets halfway up the ramp and turns around, looking at Mike with a less than enthused look on her face. Mike opens the ropes up for her and invites her to come back into the ring but she stays put. The ref is up to 9 and Mike backs up. Oceanic slowly walks back to the ring but doesn’t get back in. The ref’s count is up to 15 now but Oceanic still isn’t getting in. Mike gets fed up and he rushes toward Oceanic. He reaches through the ropes grabs her head, attempting to pull her back in. Suddenly Oceanic knocks his hands away and as Mike stands prone drooped over the second rope she super kicks him right in the mouth. Mike’s head gets knocked sideways and he slowly falls to the mat below. Oceanic rolls into the ring, breaking the count, and hits the ropes. Mike stands up only to turn and see Oceanic leap over the top rope and lay him out with a Corkscrew Plancha. Both competitors lay on the floor hurt as the referee starts his count again.
Oceanic is up first and she rolls into the ring only to break the count and rolls back out again. She stomps Mike on the back of the neck a couple times to keep him down then goes over to the protective mat and removes it, exposing the concrete. Mike staggers up and receives a Thai kick right in the stomach, doubling him over, and Oceanic hits a one handed bulldog on the concrete. Mike grabs his head as the fans boo loudly, wanting a DQ. She throws Mike into the ring and covers.
Mike gets the shoulder up. Oceanic lays into the downed Mike with a series of Thai elbows to the neck. She picks Mike up, hits the ropes, and levels him with an STO then follows it up with the Lionsault/Double Legdrop combo and covers.
Shoulder up. Oceanic sends Mike into the corner and runs in, blasting him with a Knee Bazooka. She then measures Mike and chops him right across the chest hard. She then grabs Mike’s shirt and rips it off, tossing it out of the ring, and chops him again. Oceanic measures Mike one more time and blasts him across the chest with another chop. Mike winces and looks down at his chest, which is glowing red. Oceanic pummels Mike with a series of kicks in the stomach until Mike falls down and his head lands on the bottom turbuckle. Oceanic grins and wipes her bare feet on Mike’s face like a door mat as an insult, then stands on top of his head with all of her body weight while egging the already angry crowd on with their jeering. She drags Mike out of the corner by his legs and lands a jumping leg drop across his chest. She hooks the leg and covers.
Mike kicks out. Oceanic looks up at the ref and gives him a dirty look, accusing him of a slow count. She goes back to work on Mike by picking him up and alternating knee strikes to his rib cage. She goes for a Roaring Elbow but Mike catches her and hits her with a Manhatten Drop and follows it with an Enziguri. Both competitors are on the mat and the ref starts the count. He gets up to 7 and both wrestlers stir. Oceanic is up first and she rushes Mike, who rolls onto his back and uses his legs to catapult Oceanic up and over the top rope. Oceanic hits the floor on the outside and Mike staggers up to his feet. Mike gets on the ring apron as Oceanic uses the guard rail to stand up. She turns as Mike springboards off the second rope and takes Oceanic out with a Lionsault into a headscissors that sends Oceanic flipping back first into the ring steps. Once again both combatants are on the ground as the crowd starts a “EWT!” chant.
Mike is up first and he picks Oceanic up and tosses her back into the ring. He gets up on the ring apron. Oceanic staggers up and Mike takes her down with a Springboard Dropkick. Oceanic tries to roll out of the ring again but Mike catches her and hits her with a gut wrench suplex, picks her up, sends her into the ropes, and hits a Sky High.
Kick out. Mike makes a throat slashing gesture and he picks Oceanic up for the Ragnalrock as the crowd roars it’s approval. Mike has her up on his back but she begins to elbow him in the face until he drops her. Oceanic throws a wild clothesline that is easily ducked and Mike retaliates with a big time Yakuza Kick that sends Oceanic flying half way across the ring. Mike covers.
Oceanic gets the shoulder up. Mike bodyslams Oceanic in the center of the ring and climbs up to the top rope. Mike leaps off with a Flying Elbow Drop but Oceanic rolls out of the way and Mike drives his elbow right into the mat. Mike grabs his elbow and rolls over to the corner as Oceanic gets up and goes on the attack. She grabs Mike’s bad arm, twists it, and begins to kick it right in the elbow joint over and over. She yanks him up by his bad arm, wraps it around his head, and hits a Hangman’s Neckbreaker on him. She then deliberately drags him over to the ropes and applies These Arms Are Snakes. Mike screams in agony and grabs the ropes, using his first rope break. Oceanic lets up for only a brief second then goes right back to TAAS on Ragnal right next to the ropes. Mike tries to fight it off but the more he struggles the harder she cranks on it. Mike grabs the ropes again and Oceanic lets go for only three seconds, then applies TAAS on him again. Mike knows he used up two of his rope breaks but doesn’t want to use his third. Oceanic yells at him, “Grab the rope, you Nancy! Go ahead! Grab it! I dare you!” while cranking down on Mike’s injured arm. Mike doesn’t want to use his last rope break but his only other option is tapping so under great protest he grabs the rope. Oceanic lets go and walks around the ring, taunting the fans with “Awwwwww, no more rope breaks! Boo hoo!” Mike crouches against the turnbuckles nursing his twisted arm with an obvious look of agony on his face. Oceanic calmly walks over to him and pulls him out of the corner by his bad arm and Mike screams in agony and falls stomach first on the mat. Oceanic goes back to apply TAAS but Mike knees her in the back repeatedly so she can’t cinch it in. She elbows him in the face and tries again but still Mike continues to use his knee to fight her off. Oceanic gets pissed and picks Mike up, and gives him two stiff elbow strikes to the face. She hits the ropes and goes for a flying double knee strike but Mike catches her legs, slams her down, flips her and applies a Boston Crab. His one arm can’t hold on but he still uses his other to crank down with a Half Crab, which is more than enough to keep Oceanic at bay. She claws and scratches at the mat and slowly makes her way to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope but the ref won’t break it since she’s already used her three rope breaks. Mike keeps the half crab applied as Oceanic grabs the ropes with both hands and works her way up to the middle rope, then the top which causes Mike to flip over and break the hold. Mike recovers and knee lifts Oceanic in the stomach and hits a bull dog. Mike sends Oceanic into the ropes and sends her flying with a back body drop and she lands with a resounding thud on the mat. Mike lands a Senton on her and picks her up for a Power Bomb. Mike lifts her up to his shoulders but his bad arm gives out and he lets go, causing Oceanic land on her feet and headbutt Mike in the stomach and suddenly she lays him out with a Riding The Grape Dragon that knocks her backwards from the impact. She takes a couple seconds to recouperate and runs over to Mike, hooking both legs and leaning heavily on his shoulders.
And a half! Mike kicks out! Oceanic can't believe it as she lays on the mat, holding her head in disbelief. The crowd cheers on for Mike to get back on his feet. Oceanic gets up from her slump and yells at the crowd. Mike, meanwhile, grabs the ropes for leverage and gets to his feet. He stares right at Oceanic while she harps on the crowd, and decides to end it. He grabs his arm in pain, and walks over to her. She taps on her shoulder, and with haste, she turns towards him. Mike simply gives her a smile as a distraction...Step-up enziguri! Mike rolls Oceanic over and hooks her leg for the pin.
Just barely! Oceanic kicks out, and Mike doesn't look the least bit pleased. He stares at the cornerpost in front of him, and smiles. With just one arm, he climbs to the top, looks down at Oceanic to make sure he's positioned properly. He leaps off for the High Voltage...Oceanic gets her knees up! Mike's back hits her knees, and he squirms around the ring in agony. While Mike still holds his back, Oceanic crawls to her feet, and looks down at Mike. She kicks him in the ribs to keep him down, following up with an elbow drop. Oceanic then proceeds to climbs the ropes, mocking the crowd as she stands up high. She leaps off...Superfly Splash! Oceanic pins Mike. The ref gets down on the canvas and counts.
Mike gets his arm onto the ropes at this point, but unfortunately, his ropebreaks are used up. The ref hesitates as he sees the arm, but remembers the rules immediately.
DING! DING! DING!
And that's it. Oceanic rolls to her feet and smiles, the crowd booing at her. The ref hands Oceanic the custom belt, and as she looks at it...she spits on it, and throws it at the announce table! The crowd boos at her even more, and she walks up the ramp, titleless...until she gets to the top, a man dressed in a black suit walks up to her, with the actual Tri-State championship in hand. She takes that title and holds it up high, the crowd still massively against her. As she walks behind the curtain, Mike gets on his knees, looking angrily at the stage. He looks on, however, at the crowd, who give him a standing ovation. As he gets to his feet, he goes over to the ropes, and demands a micrphone. Fink hands him the mic, and he snatches it out of his hands.
MIKE: I just...I want to say thank you. Thank you for supporting me, thank you for being fans of mine the last year and a half...and thank you for the ovation.
*The crowd cheers on more.*
MIKE: However...right now, it means Jack S***!
*The crowd begins to silence down, confused by his words.*
MIKE: Much as I hear your Ragnal chants, much as I hear you rooting for me, much as I like seeing you give me this standing ovation...I don't think any of you ever really appreciated me!
You see...I lost to Oceanic. I have no problem with that. Oceanic is one of the best DAMNED female wrestlers I've seen step into this ring, so I see nothing wrong with that.
But what I'm seeing right now...I see you people give me SYMPATHY! And I don't NEED sympathy!
This isn't a sign of respect from you, this isn't a form of appreciation, this is just another way to say, "Hey, sorry for losing to a GIRL, but you'll win it back!" Well, guess what? There won't BE a rematch!
*THe crowd finally figuring out what he's saying, they start to boo him.*
MIKE: There is not ONE person in this audience that has ever really appreciated the matches I've put on, how I've defeated my opponents, how well I've worked my DAMN ASS off for this promotion! And who gets the main event tonight?!
Some Trish stalking psycho and a frat boy! THAT'S who gets in over me! Two guys that either have so little done here or get punished with rewards! Well, F*** THAT!
I will say this, though. Out of everyone that's at this show, only two people really appreciate what I do in this company! And tonight...I'm going to show my appreciation for them. I'll show them my thanks for REALLY supporting me in this company!
Just. You. WAIT.
*With one last glare at the camera, Mike rolls out of the ring, no music playing. As he walks up the ramp, he barely misses getting hit by a stuffed Billy Ubermark bear, and hears the crowd chant "F*** you, Ragnal!" as he goes behind the curtain.*
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:07:56 GMT -5
*The lights in the arena go down as "Temptation" by Cradle of Filth begins to play. The Lights come up as Redface Rodgers enters through the curtains. He stands on the upper ramp for a moment, then He puts both his fists into the air, and quickly brings them down to his sides as the pyro goes off. He then begins to make his way to the ring*
David Penzer: The Following match is Scheduled for One-Fall and it is for the EWT Toolshed Championship! Making his way to the ring: The Challenger, From Bridgeport, CT weighing in at 320 lbs, He is REDFACE ROOOOOOODGERS!
*Redface enters the ring and moves to a corner of the ring. He climbs the middle turnbuckle and begins making the "The belt is going around my waist" motion to the crowd. he jumps down form the turnbuckle as he hears "Hybrid Stigmata"" by Dimmu Borgir begins to play in through-out the arena. Christopher Indigo walks through the curtians with the EWT Belt on his Shoulder. He takes the belt and lifts it into the air as he points at Redface, who in reponse begins making "Bring it on" motions with his hands. Indigo makes his way to the ring*
Penzer: Making his way to the ring from Calgary, Canada. He is the Reigning EWT Toolshed Champion: CHRISTOPHER INDIGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Indigo enters the Ring and Hands the Belt to the Referee who then holds the belt high into the air for all to see. The bell rings as the match begins. Rodgers meets Indigo in the center of the ring for a starring contest. Indigo steps back and puts his arm in the air, indicating that he'd like to lock-up. Redface locks up with Indigo and quickly brings him to his knees. Redface then pulls Indigo to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Indigo Rebounds off the ropes and is quickly leveled by a massive forearm by Rodgers. Redface then lifts Indigo into a sitting position and delivers a devastating Enzuiguri to Indigo. Rodgers pulls Indigo back to his feet and irish whips him into the ropes. Indigo saves himself by hooking his arms around the ropes. Rodgers goes to grab Indigo, but Indigo sends Rodgers reeling with a superkick. Redface moves toward one of the ring posts and begins to message his aching chin. Indigo Moves towards Rodgers and pulls Rodgers' head under his arm. Indigo then drags Rodgers to the opposite Ring post. Indigo climbs the bottom turnbuckle then quickly hops off, pulling Redface into a Tornado-twist DDT. Indigo Returns to his feet and pulls Rodgers to his knees, only to send him crashing back to the mat with a European Uppercut. Indigo then Pulls Rodgers to his Feet and Attempts to Down him again with a Standing Missle-toe Dropkick, but Redface Counters by Grabbing Indigo's leg, causing the rest of Indigo to fall hard to the matt. Rodgers drags Indigo to the center of the ring and puts him into a Stepover toehold sleeper ("STFU")*
Redface: TAP OUT! TAP OUT!
*After a few minutes, Indigo is still showing his iron will. Out of Frustration, Rodgers breaks the Hold. He then Pulls Indigo to his Feet by his hair and puts Indigo into a Devasting German Suplex, then, another suplex, then, another suplex. The Crowd goes wild upon seeing Rodgers performing the Third German Suplex in a row. Rodgers goes for the cover.*
*Redface is amazed that Indigo has kicked out. He sits on the matt as Indigo marks go wild. Both Men return to their feet.*
Indigo charges towards Redface and attempts a lariat, but Redface catches Indigo’s arm and lands an arm drag on Indigo before picking him up for a gorilla press slam. He hits it, and Indigo hits the cavvas hard. Redface clearly hs the size and strength advantage. Indigo is lying stomach down on the canvas, and Redface jumps in the air and hits a body splash onto Indigo’s back! Indigo is clearly not in a good postition here.
Redface turns Indigo over and covers him!
Redface simply smirks, he’s got Indigo in the bag. He leaves the ring and reaches under the apron for a chair, before returning to the ring. He starts apporaching Indigo, and Indigo is crawling away until he is backed into a turnbuckle. Redface raises the chair for a hit, but Indigo starts kiccking at the leg of Redface. Indigo continues with the furious kicks to the leg of Redface, until Redface is down on one knee. Indigo hoists hiimself onto the second rope, and hits a Shining Wizard on Redface! Indigo pins!
Indigo then locks Redface in a Trailer Hitch! Indigo has Redface in extreme pain with the submission hold, and Redface must act fast if he does not want to tap out. Redface reaches for the chair in the ring, and gets it. He swings back with the chair, and hits Indigo. Indigo releases the hold. Indigo is now holding his stomach and writhing in pain on the ground. Redface gets up, his leg still a little wobbly, and he hits Indigo with the chair. He then hits Indigo with the chair again, and again. Finally, after about 4 shots from the chair, Redface goes for the pin!
Redface decides to give Indigo a taste of his own medicine, and now he locks the Trailer Hitch in on Christopher! Indigo is now in extreme pain, and he has to find a way out of his own submission. Indigo grabs Redface’s face, and rakes the eyes, and Redface breaks the hold. Both men roll out to different sides of the ring and each one pulls out a weapon. Indigo pulls out a chair, and Redface pulls out a table. Both men roll into the ring with their weapons of choice, and Redface gives Indigo a running shot to the face with the table. Redface then sets the table up like a normal table, but he puts the now set up up table on the top turnbuckle (As in, the table is not leaning on the top turnbuble, it’s ON the top turnbuckle). As Redface turns around, Indigo throws a chair in his face. Redface stumbles back a little, and Indigo runs and leaps off the set up chair in the ring, and dropkicks Redface IN THE FACEEEEE!! Redface is now leaning against the table, dazed, and bleeding, Indigo comes at redface and, struggles in lifting him up, but he does, and hits him with a Brainbuster! Indigo pins!
Indigo picks up Redface and sits him on the steel chair. Indigo then runs towards, and comes off of the ropes, and attempts to hit Redface with a Lariat, but Redface leaps forward in time, and avoids the Lariat. Redface is up, and Indigo leaps onto the top and middle rope, and springboards off, he attempts a flying forearm, but Redface ducks this one too, however, Indigo’s feet land on the chair, and as Redface turns around, Indigo leaps off the chair (ala Sabu) and hits Redface with a Hurricanrana that takes him to the outside!
Redface is now slowly rising to his feet on the outside, and Indigo is inside the ring. Indigo hoists himself onto the top rope, and attempts a Moonsault, but Redface catches him, and hits a powerbomb on Indigo on the floor! The audience pops huge! Redface looks around for a moment, amazed at all the people cheering him on. Redface’s body now starts trembling with anger and tears start rolling down his face, the adrenaline is pumping! He picks up the Toolshed Champ and throws him into the ring, and drags him to the center. Redface then climbs on top of the table he set up earlier, and signals he’s going to do a flying headbutt! However, out of nowhere Indigo hits Redface with a chair, and Redface is down on the table!
Indigo climbs up onto the table, and starts hammering Redface. Indigo picks Redface up, and gets him into position for the Vision of Indigo. As Indigo starts the summersault over Redface’s back, Redface gets a grip of Indigo’s arms and rises up, and is now holding Indigo in a Razor’s Edge position! As Redface gets ready to hit Indigo with the lethal move, Indigo wraps his legs around Redface, preventing Redface from performing the move. Suddenly, Jason Jupiter hops up onto the apron and low blows Redface! Indigo then reverses the Razor’s Edge and, using all his strength, lifts Redface Rodgers on the air in a Razor’s Edge position! Indigo leaps off the table, and hits Redface with a Razor’s Edge onto the set up chair! Indigo turns over Redface and drapes his arm over Redface’s chest!
DING DING DING!
Penzer: “Here’s your winner, and still EWT Toolshed Champion, CHRISTOPHER INDIGOOOOOOOOOOO!”
The ref hands Indigo his belt and he victoriously raises his belt, much to the rage of the crowd, who’s furiously booing, while Jason Jupiter is now in the ring, proud he assisted in keeping the Toolshed Title with Minipax. EMT’s rush down to the ring to check on the competitors, and they put Redface and Indigo on stretchers. As both men are wheeled away from ringside, Redface raises his arm in the air, and the audience pops, knowing they haven’t seen the last of Redface Rodgers.
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:08:43 GMT -5
We cut to a view of various backstage areas in the backstage locker-room, showing the six participants for the Gauntlet match, all of them pacing around, the champion conspicuous without his championship belt, as back in the ring, the random announcer stands in the middle.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... it is now time for the Gauntlet match! Here are the rules. The match will begin when the first two randomly chosen entrants enter the ring. These two will then face in a match, where they must pin or make the other person submit. They will then face the next entrant.... and so on and so on until there are no participants left. The last remaining man.... will be the EWT Ox Division Champion!
Love Will Keep Us Together starts up as PsyToni runs out first, getting the crowd all pumped up as the first man walks out to the ring, along with King Choculon, who pats his tag team guy on the back and wishes him luck, before heading swiftly to the back to prepare for his own singles bout, but not before he too gets a nice pop from the crowd.
Announcer: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by PsyToni Tennille, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 251 pounds, The Daryl Dragon!
The Dragon heads to the ring, adorned in his nice sparkly white cape, as he waves to the crowd a bit, before hopping into the ring, waiting inside as he warms up a bit.
Styles: Good Evening everybody... I'm Joey Styles.
Sum: And I'm Sum Guy.... back on commentary again! Woohoo!
Styles: Oh really... excuse me a sec.
Styles runs off, as almost immediately JBL gets shoved from the back, groaning and walking over and sitting down next to Sum, as Daryl continues waiting in the ring.
JBL: Ah... not you. Well fine, looks like we got us a great gauntlet style match. And it's looks like the unlucky first guy is that hat wearing freak.
Sum: Oh yeah... Daryl certainly drew a good hand though. If he gets eliminated early, well he'll have time to refresh before he and Ultimo go for the tag titles... and then Ultimo in the main event. Man, talk about a team. These guys are looking to claim three belts in one night!
JBL: It's stupid... both of them are just gonna burn out fast and have no chance of winning any belts. As a matter of fact, I bet that poser king will be first out in the main event later tonight.
Daryl's opponent finally arrives as No Quarter starts up, the second man folding his arms as he glares menacingly at Daryl Dragon in the ring. He silently makes his way down the ramp.
Announcer: And introducing the man who drew number two, Representing the Cidal Squad, from Sin City, weighing in at 245 pounds, "Sinnercidal" Johnathan Doe!
JBL: Now this guy I like... a no nonsense man. Doesn't ask questions, just deals out his own answers. Not to mention how he took out that ungrateful Deamon Colhn.
Sum: Well that was no reason to beat him silly. I mean, he probably hurt his feelings and stuff.
JBL: Shut up you pansy and just call the match.
Doe hops up onto the ring apron, cracking his knuckles, and stepping inside the ring. He walks to the center as Daryl joins him, looking up at his opponent. Doe looks back down as the bell rings, Doe immediately unleashing some swift fists, sending Daryl reeling the ropes. He whips him back off, charging, but Daryl easily leaps over him, springing back over, leaping up for a dropkick at Doe as he runs back, only to get slapped away. As Daryl lands though, he swiftly locks in a leg lace, taking Doe to the mat! He moves over to lock on a side-headlock, Doe quickly getting up and bouncing off the ropes, sending Daryl flying again as he goes for a big boot, which Dragon slides under, hitting a knee clip on the other and taking Doe down! He immediately goes for a cover! 1.... Doe easily kicks out of that one.
Daryl lifts him to his feet, swiftly taking him down in a snapmare, then running back off the ropes, connecting with a front dropkick to the face! Doe goes flat again as Daryl is back up, hitting a flipping leg drop across the throat of his opponent, then rolling back to his feet, going for a spingboard moonsault off the ropes! Doe sees it coming, rolling swiftly out of the way, then taking advantage as he scoops him up into a roll up! 1.... Daryl also manages to kick out. The two rise to their feet, as Daryl goes a spinning wheel kick, only to get caught by Doe, who drops him in a swift backbreaker! He lifts him up, following with a second, before tossing him to the mat, unleashing a flurry of stomps to the chest. Doe walks over, grinding his boot into the masked face of Daryl, scraping it across a few times, before sitting him up, delivering some brutal double axe handles to the spine, lifting him up again and right into a swift vertical suplex! He goes for a cover again. 1....2 Daryl again kicks out.
Doe doesn't quit though, yanking Dragon back up, as he lands some swift knees into the chest area, whipping him off the ropes again and catching him with a High Angle Spinebuster! Daryl lands hard, clutching the back slightly, as Doe mounts, pummeling Daryl further with some brutal fists to the face, Daryl trying to protect it. He quickly gets off, leaping up and jumping up for an elbow drop! Daryl manages to roll out of the way now, as Doe hits the mat, not too affected. Dragon manages to get back up now, hitting the rising Doe with a Jumping Enziguri! Doe groans, hitting the mat hard, as Daryl goes for a desperation cover. 1....2
No Doe kicks out again. Daryl springs up again, going for a standing moonsault, only for Doe to once again show his power, catching him, then rolling to his feet, Daryl still held! He then launches him across the ring with a Fall Away Slam! Daryl lands hard as Doe pursues again, getting to his feet and delivering a running stomp across Daryl's face! He clutches again as Doe lifts him up, hitting some swift forearms to the skull, then yanking him up for a Powerbomb! However Daryl fights out desperately with some punches to the skull, eventually getting him to be released, as he lands, unleashing some swift kicks to the skull, sides, legs, everywhere kickable practically. Doe starts to reel back, as Daryl then hoists him up, charging and connecting with a running powerbomb! Doe hits the mat hard, bouncing off slightly as Daryl goes for the immediate cover. 1....2...
NO! Doe gets the shoulder up. Daryl doesn't give up though, yanking Doe up by the leg, right into a Dragon screw! He still holds the leg though, managing to get back up and hitting yet another screw! Then just to finish things off right, he gets to his feet, hitting a final Dragon Screw, then dropping down and slapping on a Kneebar on this same leg! Doe gasps in pain, struggling not to tap, immediately using his other leg to kick right at Daryl's face, kicking until the hold loosens, as Doe rises to his feet, having a bit of trouble standing now obviously. Daryl is back up as Doe catches him with a running Lariat, falling down with him! He immediately goes for the cover. 1.....2.....
NO! Daryl manages to get the shoulder up. Doe can't believe this, as he holds his bald head, sitting up and struggling to his feet. He reaches down, lifting Daryl onto his shoulders, going for a Samoan Drop! However Dragon somehow maneuvers, countering into a Crucifix Pin! 1....2....
3! Daryl just beat Doe!
Doe gets to his feet, looking pissed, as he kicks the ropes, but quickly composes himself, as he hears a familiar sound.
No Quarter starts up again as Andy Duke heads down to the ring next, looking quite pleased as Doe exits, nodding to the passing Duke as Daryl gets to his feet, unaware. Of course, he becomes aware as soon as he gets a dropkick to the back, sending him stumbling forward! Duke then rolls him up with a School Boy, hoping to get an easy win. 1....2....
Daryl kicks out of it. Duke looks surprised.
JBL: Oh c'mon... that stupid hat wearing hobo is still able to kick out after that vicious beating from Doe?!
Sum: Yep... it looks like Daryl is determined to try and bring home the gold. But that may a bit harder since the Cidal Squad leader is out now.
JBL: Yep... talk about luck of the draw. Now for sure I bet Duke is gonna pick the bones and finish Daryl off for good, just like the pest he is.
Duke immediately yanks Daryl up, spinning around and dropping him across the knee for a backbreaker, lifting him up again and dropping him once more. He then finishes things up, launching him across the ring with a Half Nelson suplex, Daryl landing hard on the mat. Duke heads over to him again, sitting him up, then delivering a swift dropkick to the spine. He then springs up, yanking Daryl up again, setting him up and connecting with a Cradle Piledriver, Daryl Bouncing into the air on impact, before hitting the mat. Duke immediately goes for a cover. 1....2
No! Daryl gets the shoulder up once again. Duke isn't pleased as he yanks Daryl back up, sending him off into the ropes, as he charges, laying him out with a nasty running knee lift, turning Daryl inside out! He smiles, not ending there, as he locks on a Bow and Arrow Backbreaker hold, leaning back and putting further pressure on Dragon as he looks to be in quite a bit of pain. Duke, continues applying more and more on the back, waiting for Daryl to tap, but he resists completely, enduring the pain of this submission and eventually forcing Duke to let up on the hold, due to the strain his weight is starting to put on him. He lifts Daryl up once again, leaping for a spinning wheel kick of his own, which gets caught by Daryl who turns it into a Dragon Sleeper! Duke gasps slightly, but immediately manages to flip himself behind Dragon, clinching on a waistlock as he launches him with a German! Daryl however lands on his feet, charging and hitting an unsuspecting Duke with a running bulldog! Duke gets planted into the mat hard, as Daryl takes a moment to get a breather, leaning on the ropes. Duke is back up quite swiftly, still the fresher man as he runs at Daryl, only to get backdropped to the outside! Duke goes flying, hitting the ground hard on the outside, as Dragon turns around, pointing to his hat for some reason, then charging and leaping over with a Suicide Hat Dive over the top rope, taking down the rising Duke! The crowd goes nuts as Duke groans, Daryl also downed by this desperation move. Both men rise up as Daryl tosses Andy back into the ring, following inside, then setting him up against the turnbuckle, moving to the other side, charging and going for a splash in the corner. Duke however catches him in mid Splash, planting him headfirst right into the turnbuckle with a Flapjack! Daryl's skull bounces off as Duke immediately grabs him, planting him with a Russian Leg Sweep, then going for a cover. 1.....2....
No! Daryl once again manages to kick out. Duke is getting annoyed at how long this guy is holding on. He swiftly pulls him up again, right into a nasty brainbuster! Daryl's head bounces hard off the mat as Duke then pulls him over to the turnbuckle. He hops atop, leaping up and going for a 450 Splash.... but Daryl gets the foot up, catching Andy in mid air, sending him down hard to the mat! The Dragon then rises slowly to his feet again, pulling Duke up from behind and going right into a Dragon Suplex! He's not done though, as he positions and hits another! He then turns round, finishing things off, completing Do That To Me One More Time! He bridges for the pin... but wait a second.
Johnathan Doe is on the outside, distracting the referee again. The crowd boos when suddenly from the crowd emerges Mike Ragnal! Ragnal breaks up the cover, pulling Daryl up and laying him out with the Ragnalrok! The crowd looks on in shock as Ragnal simply stands there, a huge smirk on his face, as he looks around the crowd, flashing them a double deuce before swiftly exiting the ring, just as Doe starts to leave. Duke immediately crawls over, managing to drape the arm across as the referee counts the pin. 1.....2.....3!
And Daryl is eliminated thanks to Ragnal and Doe.
Sum: Did you just see what I saw?!
JBL: Hmmm... I wouldn't have expected that in a million years. But hey, at least Daryl can go get ready to lose again now.
Duke gets to his feet and looks on with a triumphant smile... as he folds his arms, hopping onto the turnbuckle and leaning atop, looking very proud of himself right now, as he waits for the next man.
Tier by Rammstein starts up immediately as the crowd looks on, a disheveled looking Spyke Johanson slowly walking to the ring. He's wearing his usual attire, except it all looks terrible, like it hasn't been washed in weeks!
Sum: What's up with Spyke lately?
JBL: Who cares.... he probably got amnesia or something after falling off the scaffold match. I never did thank Cassinova for that.
Sum: Will you stop?!
Spyke climbs into the ring, as Duke steps down, back on his feet as he stares at the former Swedish Dancemaster. Spyke immediately charges rather half assed at Duke, who easily moves out of the way. He catches him as he comes back with a Hip Toss, taking Spyke easily to the mat. He then starts laying some stomps into Spyke, who does nothing to protect himself. Duke again looks confused, leaping up and delivering a knee drop across the chest, then lifting Spyke to his feet, right into a Snap Suplex. He then swiftling positions himself to deliver a second one, Spyke still not doing anything about it. The crowd starts to boo as Spyke lays there, acting completely dead for some reason.
Sum: What's his deal? I mean... this is his shot at the Ox Division gold... the belt he almost won from Crauswell about a month ago! Why is he so uninterested in winning?!
JBL: Who knows... it's better this way. That Swiss Miss didn't stand a chance anyway. Just let him get his ass whooped.
Duke glances down, shrugging and dropping down, covering Spyke. 1....2...
Yes... Spyke lost to Two Snap Suplexes and a Hip Toss apparently. Duke simple stares down as Spyke slowly gets up, giving the crowd a very uncaring look, as he flips them all off, simply exitting the ring to quite a bit of heat. Duke shrugs, happy just to have beat Spyke as he waits for his next challenger.
A Huge Pyro goes off as Broken Wings starts up... Crauswell charging towards the ring like a man possessed.
Sum: And here comes the champion! Shame he didn't get the last slot, but that's a good thing for Tyreese right?
JBL: Damn right... Pain's man got the luck of the draw, because whoever wins this, the tutor is gonna have the advantage.
Duke tries to cut him off, charging for a baseball slide, which the furry sidesteps, then grabbing Duke by the legs, swinging him like a frickin baseball bat into the barricade! Duke gasps in pain as Crauswell yanks him up, now delivering some swift Throat thrusts, each one sending Duke reeling on the outside, as the current Champion than charges, launching him with a running Belly to Belly to the ground again! Duke clutches at his back now as Crauswell pulls him up by the waist, charging and driving his spine into the ring apron, before rolling him inside again. He quickly enters the ring, pointing to his belt on the outside and glaring down at Duke. Duke gets back to his feet, unleashing a dropkick, which gets slapped away. Duke however immediately goes for a lower one, clipping Crauswell right in the knee! He drops down briefly, Duke unleashing a series of forearms to the skull, then follows up with some kicks to the gut. He runs off the ropes, going for a Mushroom Stomp across the kneeling champion, connecting! He gets back to his feet quickly, focusing some more stomps across the back area. Crauswell eventually rolls out of the way, as Duke focuses a third dropkick, hitting him right in the skull! He immediately pulls him up, leaping up for a jumping Neckbreaker! Crauswell however easily throws him off, Duke landing hard. He manages to get to his feet, just in time to taste a Yakuza kick, sending him flying back into the turnbuckle! Crauswell immediately corners him, unleashing a flurry of body punches, then hoisting him atop the turnbuckle. Duke fights back with a few fists, but it's not enough, as the furry grabs and launches him back across the ring with a top rope Choke Toss, Duke again landing hard, clutching at the back and neck areas. The furry drops down, immediately making a cover. 1...2.
Duke kicks out. He isn't done yet. The furry growls, a bit frustrated as he pulls Duke up by the shoulders as he delivers a massive knee to the chest, then delivering the Gut Buster... setting Duke back up and bringing him down for a backbreaker, before setting him to finish the Prey Stalker with a Side Suplex. Duke hits the mat again as the champion looks abolutely determined, backing up into the turnbuckle... as he crouches down. Duke slowly rises to his feet, the furry charging for a Gore, which Duke manages to leap over, Crauswell stopping himself just before he hits the other turnbuckle. Duke however sneaks up, getting him in a back slide pin! 1....2....
NO! Crauswell breaks out of it, Duke desperately getting to his feet as he delivering some swift kicks to Crauswell's skull, before taking him with a Snapmare, then running off the ropes and hitting a rolling neck snap. He smirks slightly, stalking Crauswell, who gets back up to his knees, just in time to meet a Shining Wizard to the skull! The furry goes back down as Duke makes another cover. 1....2....
Again Crauswell kicks out, Duke slamming the mat in frustration. he rolls the furry over, pinning him again in a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch. 1....2....
Again Crauswell manages to power out. Duke gets up again, crossing his throat as he quickly yanks him up, before bringing him down with a fluid swinging neckbreaker. He then clinches on a rear naked choke, getting the leg wrapped around as he desperately tries to put the champion down. Crauswell starts feeling the effects, but continues to fight back, slowly sitting up, with Duke on his back. Immediately Duke releases the hold, charging off the ropes and delivering another front dropkick to the back, putting Crauswell in further pain. He gets back to his feet, pulling the champion up to his feet and dragging him to the turnbuckle, driving his skull into it a few times, then hoisting him atop, delivering another forearm or two, before ascending behind him, positioning himself and bringing the champion down with the Cidal Bomb!!! The furry hits the mat hard as Duke quickly drops down atop him. 1.....2.....
NO! Crauswell gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Duke can't believe it as he rises back up, angrily kicking the ropes. He eventually walks over to the rope climbing onto the outside apron, as he springs up, going for a leg drop, but the champion rolls out of the way again. Duke groans, clutching his back now as Crauswell is back up, looking down at Duke, simply reaching down and pulling him by the throat, setting up and charging, driving him into the turnbuckle with a running Beak Buster, pulling Duke off and quickly pinning him, hooking the leg. 1....2....
Duke is gone... but not before he put up a fight. Crauswell sits up, as he stares down the rampway, awaiting the final challenger.
Pomp and Circumstance starts up as inevitably, Tutor Tyreese walks down towards the ring, Principal Pain at his side.
JBL: Alright... that boy's my pick! Sure he's Jamaican and all that... but he's the good kind. The one that doesn't smoke crap all day. Not to mention, Principal Pain is at his side. The furry freak is done for!
Sum: Well I don't know about that... Duke may have put a hurting on the champion, but I don't think he's gonna give up that belt without a heck of a fight.
JBL: That's just it you moron... this isn't gonna be a fight. Tyreese is gonna go in there, bring Crauswell to the mat and stretch him out till he cries for mommy!
Tyreese walks, arms behind his back as he smiles quite confidently, simply walking up the ring. He teases entering, Crauswell immediately lunging, only for him to slide back out. The tutor walks around the ring once, sliding in from behind again. The champion immediately turns around, only to see him slide back out again. Tyreese finally enters the ring from a side, circling the champion briefly, then charging in, clamping on a front face lock! Crauswell easily breaks it, as Tyreese backs up, quickly getting behind and going for a Knee Clip, which the champion easily steps over. Tyreese is back up once again, walking forward and teasing a lock up, only to quickly go behind and bring the furry down across his knee with a bit of a snap backbreaker! He immediately lifts Crauswell back up, locking on an armbar, also using his other hand and applying a nerve pinch in the jaw area. Crauswell continues to fight, trying to pull out of the hold, but Tyreese not giving him chance as he transitions into a hammer lock on the same arm, holding it tight as the furry groans a bit, the tutor then pulling the arm, as he uses an Arm Breaker, the champion gasping in pain again as he clutches slightly at the arm. Tyreese then drops down with a Spinning Drop Toe Hold, taking the distracted champion down to the mat. He then switches to a quick kneebar, applying pressure as he pulls on the leg of his opponent. Crauswell groans, struggling to roll over and sucessfully doing so, as he lifts himself up with his arms. Tyreese however cuts him off again, transitioning once again, this time into a IV Kneelock as he rolls on his back now, applying further pressure. The furry growls, trying to escape desperately. Tyreese continues to try to get the champion to tap, but the furry continues to relent, refusing to give, as he desperately starts crawling towards the bottom rope, Tyreese trying to hold him back. He eventually gets there, as he grabs, Tyreese reluctantly breaking the hold. The furry tries to get himself back up, using the ropes as Tyreese grabs the same leg, looking for a Dragon Screw. Crauswell however counters with a nasty palm slap in the face, loosening the grip enough for him to be shaken off. Crauswell then charges, a bit more slower than usual, as he goes for a lariat, which gets caught by Tyreese who drops him down into a Fujiwara Armbar. Crauswell growls, using some impressive athletics as he flips into a bridge, escaping the hold, getting back up. Tyreese tries to stop him, locking in another leg lace, Crauswell standing completely still as as shakes Tutor's grip free. The champion limps slightly, but looks pretty determined to retain. Tyreese is back up, right into another Overhand Palm Slap to the face, sending him back. Crauswell unleashes a series of throat thrusts, slowly advancing after each one. He then whips him off the ropes, Tyreese trying to leap over as he comes back, only to get caught, launched into the air, then caught and slammed hard with an Oklahoma Slam! He cringes a bit from the feeling of his leg, but isn't done yet. He delivers some stomps at the neck area with his good one, before pulling Tyreese up by one of his own, right into a Capture Suplex! Tyreese goes sailing as Crauswell goes after him, hitting a jumping headbutt right into the heart, Tyreese gasping in pain. He quickly tries to get to his feet, only to be lifted up in a military press, then dropped throat first across the ropes, as the champion seems to have gotten a second wind, grabbing Tyreese as he clutches the throat, launching him across the ring with a Sleeper Suplex! The tutor groans, clutching at his neck as the furry stomps over, dropping down and clinching on his Crossface Gryphon Wing! Tyreese yelps in pain, as he struggles to hold on. Pain immediately hops on the apron trying to distract, but the furry notices this almost instinctively, as he yanks Tyreese up, still in the submission, slinging him like a weapon and knocking the principal off to the ground again, then dropping down, the tutor still trapped. With nowhere to go, Tyreese has no choice but to tap out.
And with that the bell rings. Crauswell has retained his belt. He lets go of the tutor and looks to be quite happy as the crowd half cheers, half boos... mostly boos.
Sum: Well so much for your theory.
JBL: Hey... it's not my fault that damn furry never says die. Stubborn like the animal he is... somebody needs to put him down.
Sum: Well nontheless, belt obsessed or not, Crauswell has proved here tonight just how much of a champion he really is.
Announcer: Here is your winner and still champion, Crauswell!
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:09:13 GMT -5
Suddenly the Toomitron lights up as it shows Toomi on screen.
Sum: What's the boss doing?
Toomi: Congratulations Crauswell... you've successfully outlasted all the challengers. However, I'm afraid I made a mistake. You see.... it turns out a SEVENTH man decided to sign up... well actually he signed up just before the PPV started and I almost forgot to include him. I know how much you want to prove your title reign is great... so let's see if you can beat ONE MORE MAN!
Crauswell looks up at the Toomitron, quite confused, as he looks up the rampway.
Sum: One more man... how is that fair?! The match only had six people in it...
JBL: Hey... Crauswell said it himself. He was gonna defend against all challengers.
The Toomitron lights up once again as...
Square Dance by Eminem starts up, the crowd erupting into half cheers half boos again, this time mostly cheers? Cassinova struts down to the ring, making the belt motion as he looks in the ring with a self confident smirk. The champion pants a bit, mask drenched with sweat as he simply nods, trying not to show weakness.
JBL: You know what... I'm changing my pick. If I knew Cass was in it, he'd have been my man all along.
Sum: Well yeah... I don't see why not. Crauswell may be a really mean guy, but c'mon... not even he deserves this!
JBL: Hey... you heard Toomi. Crauswell wants all challengers... he's gonna get all challengers.
Cassinova charges in, now immediately bashing Crauswell's head in with a flurry of forearms, then whipping him off the ropes, taking him down with a jumping calf kick. He sits the furry up, running off the ropes and delivering a running boot to the skull, then locking in a sleeper hold as soon as he gets behind. Crauswell gasps in pain, trying to stand, as Cassinova clinches on tight, the furry wriggling desperately. He slowly tries to get to a Vertical base, succeeding, but again Cass knows what's coming, letting go and dropping down, delivering a forearm to the back, then powering Crauswell down with the Reverse DDT. He goes for a cover. 1....2....
Crauswell manages to kick out. Cass immediately lifts the furry back up, hitting some more nasty forearms and eventually getting him near the turnbuckle. He hoists him high, setting him up and dropping him down, driving into the turnbuckle with the Splitting Headache! Crauswell grasps desperately at his skull as he turns around, right into a shining enziguri from Cass. He goes down in a heap as Cassinova makes yet another pin attempt. 1....2....
Crauswell gets the shoulder up this time. Cass isn't frustrated though, as he simply pulls him back up, driving him down into the mat with a classic DDT. Crauswell groans, slowly sitting up as he clutches at his neck and skull, Cassinova shoving him down to the mat, as he runs off the ropes, delivering a double footed stomp right across the face... cracking the plastic beak of his opponent in the process! He smirks, walking over to the other turnbuckle and waiting, then charging at the rising Crauswell LEVELING him with a super kick, the kick sending the champion sailing over the top ropes, crashing to the outside! Cassinova walks after, simply following, as he vaults out of the ring, lifting up the furry by the neck and driving his skull into the barricade a few times, before dragging him over to the Guatemalen Announce Table, driving his skull further into it as well, eventually busting the champion open... the blood leaking from a tear now in his mask. Cassinova then grabs him, chucking him back into the ring as he climbs atop the turnbuckle, waiting for him to rise, then flying off with a missile dropkick to the face! This completely knocks down the champion as Cassinova rises up, making a bit of an arrogant one footed pin. 1....2.....
NO! Crauswell just barely manages to get the shoulder up. He rises up, when Cass catches him with a jumping knee to the head, sending him stumbling back again, as he smiles, backing up and arrogantly winding up his fist, pitching out a punch. Crauswell however catches it, pulling Cassinova right into a Beak Buster!!! He groans... desperately crawling over and making the pin. 1....2....
NO! Cassinova gets the shoulder up. The furry can't believe it... as he reaches down again, yanking Cassinova up by the throat, setting him up for a second desperation Beak Buster, however Cassinova wriggles free, immediately kicking Crauswell in the chest, going up and connecting with the California DreamDriver!!! The furry's skull bounces off the mat, as he groans... lying pretty much helpless on the mat. Cassinova grins, rolling him over and making another cover, hooking the leg. 1....2....3
NO! Crauswell drapes his arm across the nearby rope, breaking it up. Cassinova looks pissed, immediately dragging the champion away from the ropes and covering one more time. 1....2.....
Crauswell kicks out with what little energy he has left. Cassinova holds his hands over his face, as he pulls Crauswell up to his feet once again, setting up for California Dream Driver one more time, however the furry manages to push him out of the away, causing him to collide with the referee. The champion eyes Cassinova... exitting the ring and taking the Ox Division belt... holding it high, then sliding into the ring rather slowly... waiting for Cassinova to rise, running as fast as he can on his still aching leg, nearly decapitating Cass with the title! The crowd boos angrily as the furry slides the belt out of the ring, hooking the leg just as the referee stirs. 1....2....
Cassinova kicks out right after three, but it's too late. Thanks to cheap tactics, Crauswell remains Ox Division Champ.
Announcer: Here is your winner... and still Ox Division Champion Crauswell!
Before the champion can celebrate though, Cassinova is back up, tackling him to the ground and beating the hell out of him with vicious punches, Crauswell not having much energy to fight back right now. Cassinova then gets up, exiting the ring and grabbing the Ox Division title and wrapping it around Crauswell's throat... pulling back and choking him with it! The furry wriggles in pain, trying to get away from Cassinova. Cass however doesn't give, pulling the champion out of the ring, and assaulting him with a number of forearms to the skull, Crauswell eventually starting to fight back himself, as the two exchange fists, heading up the rampway. Security comes out from the back trying to separate the two, but neither one wants to gives, simply pounding away at each others faces. Eventually after a few minutes, the two are pulled apart. Cassinova is livid, eyes twisted in anger as he yells obscenities at Crauswell... who meanwhile stumbles back to the ring, slowly reaching down and grabbing his Ox Division title... holding it close as he glares back at Cassinova.
Sum: What a battle... Crauswell screwed Cassinova out of the title tonight and you can surely bet this isn't the end between these two.
Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2007 19:09:55 GMT -5
*As the last match ends we go to the commentators Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura who are standing by.*
GORILLA: Well Jesse I don’t know about you but that last match had real back and forth action no doubt about it. But now it’s time for the main event … Jesse let’s take a look …
(Fade out to promotional video)
*The video opens with two men staring each other out in a pose down, Eddie Omega and Maelstrom. In the background ‘Furious Angels’ by Rob Dougan can be heard to begin to play.*
VOICE OVER: “It began with two men and one prize. The Ultimate Prize for those who sweat and bleed in the world of professional wrestling! The EWT World Heavyweight Title!”
*The video shows the two men hammering away at each other in there various encounters over the last two months.*
VOICE: OVER: “Two men were chosen to fight, but these two titans were not the only ones in search of glory!”
*The fighting switches over to the end of the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble Match. Where six other wrestlers get involved, forcing the match to end a no contest. All the classic spots are shown including Ultimo Chocula winning the Rumble to the beat of the music, before fading out*.
VOICE OVER: “Fickle opinion and rumour was rampant as the dust settled, What would be the outcome? Who would get the next chance of magnificence?”
*The video moves along to the Colossal Coliseum segment, it pads around the pillars and then rests on an iconic image of all seven challengers in the ring, tempers beginning to rise.*
VOICE OVER: Indeed one thought there would be no answer, but one man made the final judgment!
*The next clip shows Maelstrom standing on the stage, blue smoke slowly dispersing as the other seven watch him.*
MAELSTROM (From Video Replay): “March 4th 2007 is the date when your fate will be decided … Are you all ready for the feeding frenzy? I know I am because …The Tide Will Turn!!
*The image on the screen switches to each wrestler involved in the Leviathan Chamber, It flickers on there face caught in a moment of worry and fear before blacking out to the next wrestler. The music thuds ominously as it passes along the list of wrestlers. Starting with Ratings, Merc, Cletus ‘Creepshow’ Quinn, Ultimo Chocula, Billy ‘The Virgin’ Ubermark, Spaz, Eddie Omega & ending with Maelstrom.*
VOICE OVER: “Destiny is close at hand, for some victory will propel their star to the very peek of their profession, for others it is a moment to regain old glories lost, one man hopes to finish what he started, whilst some merely want to survive.
*As Maelstrom’s face fades from view the Leviathan Chamber rises up out of the sand like a fortified prison. Spikes glisten the outside, whilst inside a large shark swims around the entire chamber.*
VOICE OVER: “There is no time left for preparation, last minute deals, or second guessing there is only time for the LEVIATHAN CHAMBER!!”
*The shark charges the screen and the camera explodes into darkness, the fans can be heard cheering as we cut to a camera of the entire arena. The Ominous looking chamber descends circling the ring. 20ft of cold hard steel, it’s walls lined with weapons. As the technicians sort out the technicalities of lowering such an impressive structure, the rest of the backstage staff are removing the safety pads from the outside of the ring. As they do this underneath a velvet cloth seems to cover the floor circling the ring.*
GORILLA: Never have I been part of such a historic moment as this Jesse, this match will no doubt end someone’s career … Just look at the scale of Maelstrom’s nightmare, 20ft high and it is littered with foreign objects, whilst it must be at least 30ft in width.
JESSE: You have to give credit to Maelstrom, only a true genius could come up with something like this.
GORILLA: Are you kidding? This creation is Terror incarnate what must go on in the warped mind of Maelstrom is anyone’s guess he is a complete monster … The Fink will now give us the rules of this barbaric match … look at that, they are about to remove the cloth from the floor..
*In the ring Howard Finkel has the microphone as some more technicians are hesitantly holding onto the cloth covers the entire circumference of the outside area within the chamber.*
THE FINK: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the Leviathan Chamber!!
*The crowd roars in anticipation.*
THE FINK: Here are the rules … Eight men will enter the chamber. The only way to be eliminated is via pinfall, submission or knock out …
*The crowd is on it’s feet as a lot of the staff are slowly moving to the sides of the chamber as if concerned about something.*.
THE FINK: Once six participants have been eliminated from the Leviathan Chamber, the only way to win the match is by dumping your opponent into the …
*Several technicians remove the cloth in one quick movement. The crowd gasps in shock as Howard Finkel leaps in the air in fright.*
GORILLA: Good God what sort of nightmare is this?
*Apart from a slight strip of walkway that circles the ring. The entire outside area of the main ring is the water tank! Filled with grimy water it is almost transparent as lights at the bottom try to illuminate it like a poorly maintained swimming pool. The sides that line the chamber connect several closed trapdoors to the tank are jet black and wide enough for a man to walk across Only near the entranceway ramp is there a solid steel walkway.*
JESSE: Welcome to the Maelstrom, Gorilla.
*However what has caught everyone’s attention is in the middle of this huge tank of water. An immense Great White Shark is swimming back and forth along the sides of the tank clearly not happy at being taken to a wrestling event, it tries to ram the water tanks ceiling but with not much success. The lids to the tank rumble from the force but remain secure and closed to the relief of the audience. This revelation means that all the previous matches of the night have been fought with a Great White Shark swimming beneath them. The crowd is in shock as is Howard Finkel who is trying to regain his composure.*
THE FINK: ... Shark Tank. Only when the opponent is fully submerged will the winner be declared as EWT World Heavyweight Champion.
*As the crowd tries to take in the truth of what they may see in this match the announcers speculate on how this match may go*
GORILLA: It’s surrounding the entire ring Jesse! This creature can circle the ring as the EWT wrestlers fight, my god what are they thinking?
JESSE: Well Gorilla, this was Maelstrom’s choice, let’s just hope the glass top doesn’t break during the match
*Tonight Only’s “Where The Party’s At” kicks in & Spaz appears at the top of the stage looking ready for action. The crowd cheers.*
GORILLA: Here he is Jesse! The best technician in the world of professional wrestling today.
JESSE: Oh don’t tell me you believe his hype! He is full of himself.
GORILLA: He is not! He backs it up every time he gets in that ring.
THE FINK: Introducing first from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs he is a 2 time former EWT OX Division Champion & a former EWT World Heavyweight Champion this is SSSSSPPPPPPAAAAAZZZZZZ!!!!!
*Spaz heads to the ring & gets inside the chamber, he looks at the shark tank with some trepidation as he crosses the steel walkway to the ring. The Shark watches and waits.*
JESSE: Do you think it’s hungry?
GORILLA: Would you stop!
*Spaz climbs up the turnbuckle, he stands on the top & salutes the crowd before he leaps backs to the canvas. As he stretches using the ropes “Spider Baby” by Fantomas hits from the speakers and out comes Cletus ‘Creepshow’ Quinn to some cheers.*
THE FINK: Entering the chamber next, hailing from Amityville, New York … He weighs in at 213lbs … he is ‘Creepshow’ Cletus Quinn!!
*Cletus enters the chamber and looks at the giant tank of water containing nature’s greatest predator. He then enters the ring and raises his hands to the crowd. He and Spaz watch each other but both are willing to wait on the rest of the entrants.*
FINK: The third contender. . . Hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota, he is the reigning EWT Tri-State Champion . . . Billy ‘The Virgin’ Ubermark! . . .
*On that “like a Virgin” springs to life from the speakers, The crowd yells out a chorus of boos as Billy ‘The Virgin’ Ubermark heads to the ring, he looks incredibly worried as he crosses the shark tank. But soon gets his focus back as he taunts Spaz from the other side of the ring, causing the fans to boo him some more.*
JESSE: One of my favourites Gorilla, Billy Ubermark is a class act who deserves to win this match. He has experience, he has talent and he has …
GORILLA: … arrogance by the bucket load, I heard he may quit EWT if he doesn’t win this EWT World Title here tonight as it would be a gross miscarriage of law and order.
JESSE: I don’t know Gorilla, I think he may have a point … it would be a crime if he fails to take home the gold.
*As the commentators bicker about Billy Ubermark, "Stripsearch" comes on and out from the back comes King Ultimo, who's a little pooped from his earlier match but he looks game.*
THE FINK: The next challenger, from Portland Oregon..............KING ULTIMO CHOCULON!
* He spreads his cape out to reveal the special light blue gear he got specifically for the Leviathan Chamber which feature the shark from JAWS wearing a crown on the crotch. He takes his Super Rad crown off and places it over his heart and walks down to the ring. He stops at the door of the Chamber, takes his cape off, and hangs it near the cage on a special hanger just for him. He enters the ring and sizes up the competition so far with two thumbs down and a razzberry. Billy takes exception to this and tries to start the match early but the Referee controls the situation.*
THE FINK: Introducing the next man to enter the chamber … hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 305lbs … Merc!!
*The crowd cheers loudly as Merc walks down the aisle, he looks up at the chamber that dominates the arena and nods with purpose at it. He enters the chamber crosses the walkway without so much as looking at the shark tank and gives a shout out to his fans. The ring now has five men inside and the referee is beginning to lose the fight to keep the peace.*
THE FINK: The sixth contender to this match, he hails from Palm Springs, California … He is Ratings!
* On that “"Keep on Liftin'" by DJ Nagureo begins to play and out comes Ratings. The crowd boos loudly as he heads to the ring. He warily crosses the shark filled water tank and enters the ring. He offers a handshake to Ultimo Chocula.*
GORILLA: Is this a show of respect from Ratings to Ultimo for winning the Rumble last month?
*Ultimo goes to shake the hand, but Ratings slaps the hand away and gives Ultimo the finger*
JESSE: No Gorilla, Ratings is just trying to mess with Ultimo, He is still bitter about his elimination.
*On that ‘Remedy’ by Hot water Music plays and here is Eddie Omega, the fans go nuts as Eddie gives them a pose of his muscles, ripping the PPV shirt he was wearing which he throws the fans.*
THE FINK: The final challenger in this match, He hails from Washington DC and weighs 250lbs … he is … Eddie Omega!
*The fans continue to cheer loudly as Eddie Omega crosses the threshold of the Chamber entrance and climbs into the ring. The shark continues to swim around the tank, one of the staff members lifts out a large fish possibly a sea bass and throws it into the tank. The Shark zeroes in on it and eats it in one gulp, much to everyone’s horror. As this happens blue smoke rises from the stage as ‘Le Gran Luxe begins to play. The crowd begins to boo.*
THE FINK: Finally Introducing the man who devised the Leviathan Chamber and the current EWT World Heavyweight Champion ... he weighs in at 289lbs and hails from the Aquarium … Maelstrom!!
*The crowd barrages the stage with jeers and boos as the pyro explodes revealing Maelstrom. The EWT Heavyweight Title hangs around his waist as he walks to the ring. He enters the chamber and walks to the centre of the steel gantry. He pauses and bends down to the glass. The Shark swims up and tries to eat his arm but can’t because of the glass. Maelstrom grins and mockingly strokes the fearsome predator through the glass before getting up and entering the ring. The crowd relentlessly boos the champion as the referee takes the belt and holds it up for everyone to see.*
GORILLA: Well here we are Jesse, all the cards are on the table just like Maelstrom wanted, I think he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
JESSE: Nonsense Gorilla, Maelstrom is a trained professional who knew that to keep his title he needed to see off all these ambiguous title challengers … If any man can beat seven other competitors it is Maelstrom, the man is unstoppable
GORRILA: Well Jesse it looks like this one is about to get under way.
*The Bell Rings*
As the sound of the bell dissipates Ratings has already grabbed Ultimo and taken him to the corner with a headlock, Spaz and Eddie Omega nod to each other and rush Maelstrom who tries to fight them off near the middle ropes. Billy has decided to play it safe to start with and reclines on a turnbuckle. Meanwhile Merc and Cletus have squared up to each other in the middle of the ring, Merc shoves Cletus and we are off as Cletus responds with a punch. Cletus and Merc exchange punches in the middle of the ring as Ultimo and Ratings exchange chops.
*The chops ring out and the fans shout ‘Woooo’ for all to hear.*
On the other side of the ring Maelstrom is under a bombardment of blows from both Eddie and Spaz, Spaz and Eddie take advantage and try to double suplex Maelstrom, but Maelstrom blocks it and fights out of the suplex predicament with a right hand to Spaz and an elbow to Eddie Omega. Eddie clutches his face. As Spaz comes back for more, Maelstrom ignores Spaz’s punching effort * lifts Spaz up looking for a Powerbomb but Spaz fights with all he has & is able to push himself over Maelstrom’s head & plant Maelstrom with a neckbreaker! Spaz then pulls himself to his feet using the ropes & he waits for the champion to stand. When he does Spaz whips him into & over the ropes. Spaz goes out after him & he lifts him to his feet & plants Maelstrom with The Shockwave on the metal gantry connecting the ring to the stage! Both Spaz & Maelstrom are down but Spaz is able to gingerly drape his arm across Maelstrom as a referee makes a count …
Maelstrom kicks out as Eddie Omega climbs out of the ring and goes to attack. Maelstrom however rolls out of the way of Eddie Omega’s legdrop attempt. Maelstrom gets up and after a few punches throws Spaz back in the ring with a press slam. Maelstrom follows entering the ring but this takes time and allows Spaz a moment and he locks his arms around Maelstrom’s waist and let’s loose a belly-to-belly suplex. Billy seeing an opportunity here rushes the unaware Spaz. Spaz turns at the last minute though and using Billy’s momentum hurls him over the top rope!
*The crowd cheers loudly*
Billy smacks the glass surface of the tank with a thud.
JESSE: Well it looks like the glass will hold Gorilla
GORILLA: It better for everyone’s sake.
The Shark sensing prey rushes to the spot where Billy landed scaring the hell out of him. All he can see is rows and rows of teeth. Billy gets the hell out of there and turns to see Cletus fall on top of him as he has just been thrown out of the ring by Merc. Merc turns around to find Spaz waiting. Down Under DDT and Merc is on the canvas flat out. Spaz covers …
Merc kicks out … and rolls to the outside. Meanwhile Ultimo and Ratings are still going at it, atomic drop hits the mark followed by a bulldog by ratings. Ratings hops up and raises his arms to the crowd who boo the hell out of him.
JESSE: This crowd doesn’t know true royalty when it’s there in front of them.
GORILLA: Oh they know Jesse, They know Ratings is a royal pain in the ass alright.
Ratings disregards the fans and begins to climb the nearest turnbuckle. He readies himself and leaps, but Ultimo rolls out of the way of the flying elbow drop. Ratings hits the canvas hard and holds his arm in agony. Spaz meanwhile goes to the top turnbuckle looking for a follow up attack on Maelstrom. Spaz leaps of the top turnbuckle but Ultimo Chocula catches him with a Superkick right in the jaw! Blood flies off Spaz’s busted jaw & he slumps to the mat.
*The crowd begins to chant for Ultimo as the move he hit was super sweet*
Ultimo thanks the crowd and is about to attack Ratings again but is stopped by Maelstrom who grabs him by the throat. Ultimo tries to fight him off but Maelstrom is too strong. Maelstrom lifts him up and chokeslams him over the top rope to the outside hitting the glass hard. A bloodied Spaz is about to go after Maelstrom but Billy Ubermark grabs his feet and drags him to the outside.
*The crowd chants have changed to a ‘Let’s Go Eddie’ as he and Maelstrom are the only ones still in the ring.*
Maelstrom and Omega meet up in the centre of the ring and begin to go at it but soon enough Merc gets in on the action as well. Not to be outdone Billy runs in and joins the melee, soon followed by Ratings and Spaz. Cletus jumps into the fray and there's a huge dogfight in the centre of the ring. As everyone is brawling they all here someone yell "YOO HOO!" and they all stop and look up. While everyone was brawling Ultimo has managed to climb up the side of the Chamber and is now dangling from the roof. He lets go and takes out the entire pile, bodies landing all over the place.
*A Holy S***! chant starts as everyone is down and out either inside or outside the ring scattered by the impact.*
First up from the suicidal crash and burn tactics of Ultimo is Cletus who was knocked to the side of the chamber. Cletus grabs a chair that is hanging off one of the rungs and with a wild glint in his eye Creepshow begins to attack everyone in sight. Merc who was getting up goes back down as chair and head collide. Cletus goes for a cover while still holding the chair …
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Merc kicks out but his face is bleeding now, Cletus is not done though and cracks Ratings across the back with the chair, he tries to pin Ratings.
Ratings kicks out too … Cletus not terribly happy his plan isn’t working enters the ring.
GORILLA: I don’t think Cletus quite has the hang of this brutal style of match, hardcore is not his style.
JESSE: This kid has spirit Gorilla, more than can be said of that wannabe hero Spaz.
Cletus proceeds to batter Spaz, Ultimo, Maelstrom and Billy with a chair shot each. Satisfied he tries to cover Maelstrom …
Maelstrom kicks out with so much force that he throws Cletus on top of Billy …
Billy manages to kick out as well. Cletus can’t believe it! He has hit everyone with a chair and has yet to get a pinfall. Cletus moves towards Spaz going for another pin but wait Eddie Omega has slid into the ring, he had fallen under the apron curtain after Ultimo Chocula’s suicide dive and avoided Cletus’s chair frenzy. Cletus doesn’t have a clue and is about to cover Spaz when Eddie Omega grabs the chair from out of his hands. Cletus Quinn quickly turns around but all he gets is a harsh shot to the skull. Cletus crumples from the blow as Eddie Omega sets him up … PSI-SLAMMER!
*The crowd roars with approval as Eddie Makes the cover.*
HOWARD FINKEL: Cletus ‘Creepshow Quinn has been eliminated from the match!
Eddie Omega gets up as Cletus rolls out of the ring, the assistant referees help him to the back. Meanwhile back in the ring Eddie ties up with a recovered Spaz, he throws Spaz into the ropes. Spaz ducks the returning clothesline attempt but fails to spot Ratings lower the ropes. Spaz smashes into the glass floor and Ratings follows after him kicking him in the ribs and throwing him into the steel chamber walls. Back in the ring and Maelstrom has locked an unwary Eddie Omega in a bear hug!
Whilst on the other side of the ring Merc and Billy are laying into each other, Billy counters a punch and nails Merc with a dropkick sending him smashing into the chamber wall. Billy follows up with a neckbreaker on the glass floor. Billy covers …
Merc barely manages to kick out though. The shark beneath the surface swims ominously around still waiting for it’s time to come. We cut back to Ratings and Spaz who have moved rather close to one of the tank lids. Ratings is on the offensive as he has a kendo stick and is trying to make Spaz a permanent feature of Wood Chip weekly. Two shots find the mark as Spaz holds his chest in agony, Ratings goes for another strike but Spaz manages to block it between the side of his chest and his arm. Ratings surprised has no time to react as Spaz nails him with a t-bone suplex, which slams Ratings on top of one of the lids. The lid begins to buckle from the weight it not as strong as the main glass of the tank.
The crowd is split watching this unfold and the amazing sight of Ultimo sprinkling thumbtacks all over the ring. Maelstrom meanwhile has Eddie Omega in the bear hug still, but Eddie is fighting back and manages to rake Maelstrom’s eyes to get him to release the hold. Maelstrom holds his eyes in pain but does nothing as Eddie Omega kicks him in the gut and nails Maelstrom with a piledriver!
GORILLA: Does Eddie Omega have the champion here?
Eddie is about to cover Maelstrom but wait Ultimo has grabbed Eddie and bodyslams him into the thumbtacks!! Eddie Omega writhes in bloody pain as the thumbtacks penetrate his skin. Eddie Rolls out of the ring in agony as Ultimo covers Maelstrom …
No Maelstrom has reversed it into an inside cradle!
Ultimo kicks out and scissors his legs around Maelstrom’s bringing the big man down with a drop toe hold. Back with Spaz & Ratings and Spaz is climbing up the turnbuckle. Ratings is still flat out on one of the damaged lids to the tank. Spaz stands & salutes the crowd & leaps off. He plants a huge flying leg drop on Ratings! Ratings takes the Impact in full force across the side of the lid. In one mighty snap the lid breaks and plummets to the depths of the tank. Spaz is unable to make the cover as he winded himself. Merc heads over to the pair leaving Billy a bloody mess after hitting an STO on a barbed wire bat.
*A chant of Let’s Go Spaz is heard around the arena*
Spaz is slowly up on to his feet whilst Ratings has his head over the edge of the now gaping hole as the Great White casually swims by. Ratings despite taking a severe flying leg drop scrambles away in horror only to find Spaz waiting. Ratings throws a punch but Spaz saw it coming and blocks. Spaz grabs Ratings by his blonde locks and throws him into the ring, following him in. Ultimo still has Maelstrom restrained with a leglock of some sort in the far corner of the ring as Ratings hurries to his feet. Spaz charges off the ropes but Ratings has him scouted & uses Spaz’s momentum to plant him with a huge Spinebuster right onto the chair left behind by Cletus! Ratings smiles as he drops for the cover …
No Spaz at the last second has kicked out, Merc stands over the pair, he had been hoping that Spaz was going to be pinned at that point but shrugging his shoulders he drops an elbow on Ratings back. With Ratings stunned Merc lifts him up for a pres slam … SPEAR!! … Merc is taken down by a thumbtack covered Eddie Omega. While Ratings steadies himself on the ropes Maelstrom manages to kick Ultimo off and gets up, Ultimo rolls to the outside. Omega gets up from off the canvas he shouts at Billy for a weapon. Billy who is bleeding furiously on the outside finds something under the ring. Billy throws a crowbar into the ring. Eddie catches it and smacks a rising Merc with it across the forehead busting him open some more. But before Eddie can capitalise, a big boot smacks across his face sending him crashing into the corner. Maelstrom follows up and pounds away on Omega with a series of punches.
*The crowd is really getting into this as the referees draw straws to decide who will be the main referee next, as the last one got knocked out*
Spaz who had been slumped on the canvas is now back up and grabs Merc & nails a German Suplex, followed by a second & a third, he stands & switches into a Fisherman’s Suplex, he pops his hips & stands again. This time he lifts Merc up for a Vertical Suplex, he delays it, letting Merc think about it for a while before slamming him down hard. The crowd cheer wildly as Spaz tries a cover.
No Merc kicks out, Spaz never a quitter continues to punch Merc in the head, but Ratings tears him off and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Spaz this time has the Spinebuster scouted and kicks Ratings in the chin, Spaz thinking Ratings is woozy from the kick tries to latch on a sleeper, bur Ratings counters into a backdrop. Merc is now back up and tries to hit the Mercenary Drop on Ratings but it gets reversed into an implant DDT on the cold hard canvas. Ratings breathes a sigh of relief.
JESSE: Looks like Ratings is going to make it in this match after all.
As Jesse says these words Maelstrom with a thin line of blood trickling down his face sets Eddie up on the top rope. Maelstrom punches Eddie a few times, and then sets Eddies head under his arm, and comes off with the huge superplex! Maelstrom gets up only to turn right into the Shockwave! Billy comes from behind Spaz, and hits the Virgin Sacrifice! Billy is quickly taken down though by Ratings as he hits The Name Dropper out of nowhere face first into the thumbtacks.
*The crowd begins a ‘This is awesome chant’ as the match continues to rumble along*
Ratings starts to pose for the fans, but is attacked by Merc who gets off the Mercenary Driver, but Quinn gets nailed with a Squid Face by Ultimo. The newly crowned King doesn't get to celebrate long as Maelstrom grabs Ultimo turns him around and locks in the Water-on-the-Brain!
JESSE: Look at this Gorilla!!! Maelstrom is showing why he is the best in the EWT right now!
GORILLA: Now Jesse the match isn't over yet!
JESSE: It might as well be. Why don't just open the water tank now, and Maelstrom can make them all shark food!!
GORILLA: Oh will you stop!!!
Ultimo fights the Water-on-the-Brain until Ratings nails Maelstrom in the head with the crowbar. Maelstrom falls to the ground and Ratings exploits the situation by covering Ultimo
Ultimo though is a King and therefore kicks out as he rules! (Yeah cheap pun ahoy!) Ratings frustrated doesn’t see the busted open Spaz creep up behind him and he school boys Ratings.
THE FINK: Ratings has been eliminated from the match!
Ratings kicks out, but it is too late Ratings has been pinned by Spaz. He can’t believe it! Ratings is furious with the decision and clocks the referee with a handy iron bar.
GORILLA: As usual Ratings just can’t take a defeat like a man Jesse.
JESSE: Oh come on this is typical Spaz, that sneaky hero of the masses once again robs someone of glory.
Ratings then turns to Spaz who is still winded from an earlier Virgin Sacrifice and nails him with The Finale. Spaz is down and out! Ratings is then escorted from the chamber by several other referees as he yells obscenities at Spaz and the rest of the remaining combatants.
GORILLA: I don’t think we have seen the last of this Jesse, what a cheap shot.
JESSE: Well Gorilla, I think Spaz once again has crossed a line here.
Back in the ring and Maelstrom has dragged Merc to the outside and has set up a table. Maelstrom hits Merc over the head with a clubbing blow and sets him up on the table. Maelstrom begins to climb the chamber. In the ring Eddie Omega is in agony as he pulls out more thumbtacks, he picks Spaz up and tries to nail him with a powerbomb. Spaz however counters with a hurricanrana. Sending Eddie Omega crashing to the outside like an out of control bumper car.
GORILLA: What is Maelstrom doing Jesse?
Maelstrom in fact is at least half way up the rungs of the chamber and has found a good foothold. Without pausing to think Maelstrom leaps off with a rarely seen Shooting Star Press. Merc however has had either enough time to recover or just falls off the table. Maelstrom can do nothing, as his shooting star press attempt hits nothing but table and glass tank! The table shatters as Maelstrom lies barely moving amidst the destruction.
*A huge ‘Holy S***’ chant starts as a crack can be seen in the ceiling of the tank where Maelstrom landed.*
JESSE: Well that is nearly 300lbs falling there, it’s bound to do some damage!
*Merc rolls over and covers Maelstrom*
No Maelstrom kicked out!
GORILLA: How on earth has he kicked out of that?
JESSE: I don’t know Gorilla, I just don’t know.
Eddie Omega has found Billy on the outside of the ring. Billy has tried hitting Omega with a beer bottle some fan threw into the ring earlier. The bottle misses Eddie’s head and smashes on the ring post. Eddie not terribly happy about being nearly bottled goes off the rails and connects with a lariat to Billy. Billy flips over from the force as Eddie Omega puts a table over the exposed hole where a lid used to be. Eddie grabs Billy and brings him on to the table, but Billy is having none of it and fights back. They have an exchange of rights as the crowd watches in anticipation.
JESSE: Is that table secure Gorilla?
GORILLA: Of course it is that table happens to be made from oak. I asked the technicians about it.
*Indeed this particular table looks a lot more sturdy than the usual lightweight ones found under the ring.*
As Eddie and Billy battle it out on top of the table, the Great White has taken an interest and swims over and takes a bite out of the table. Water spray and the smell of rotting meat hits the air as a huge chunk of the table disappears into the gloom of the water below, Leaving Billy and Eddie horrified. The table begins to move as the shark continues to attack it, both men bail from the table and escape, Billy into the ring and Eddie to the safety of the gantry. The rest of the table is broken in half by the row upon row of sharp jagged teeth. Ultimo and Billy who are in the ring have been beaten up pretty bad by now. Both now on there feet just. In a surprising moment Billy motions the pair team up …
GORILLA: Surely we aren’t going to see a brief re-union of the Handsome Boy Modelling School?
JESSE: I think we are Monsoon!
Billy & Chocula look at each other as Spaz slowly rises. They each pick up a chair & when Spaz gets to his feet the former Handsome Boys Modelling School smash Spaz in the head with a con-chair-to! Spaz slumps to the floor as both Billy and Ultimo pile on top of him with a cover.
GORILLA: No surely not like this!
THE FINK: Spaz has been eliminated from the match!
*The crowd boos loudly as Spaz remains motionless on the ring canvas. Ultimo and Billy shake hands on a successful team-up.*
JESSE: This won’t be good for the rest of the contenders Gorilla
Mid shake of hand Billy pulls King Ultimo towards him and nails a Diamond Cutter variant! Ultimo rolls in agony as thumbtacks get stuck to his face.
GORILLA: Would you look at that, the alliance didn’t last long.
Spaz slowly rolls to the outside of the ring. The crowd cheers him on with shouts of ‘Thank You’ as his part in this match is over. Meanwhile Eddie Omega has hobbled over to where Merc and Maelstrom are. Eddie kicks at both of them and decides to mainly concentrate on Merc. Merc is barely able to defend himself as blood drools over his bust up lip. Eddie notices a bag attached to the chamber wall and grabs it. On opening the bag he finds his old paddle from his heel era days! The crowd though cheer him on and he uses it over Mercs head. Merc stumbles back and almost falls in the lidless section of the tank, but Eddie catches him and German suplexs him over the opening. The shark takes an exploratory bite but grabs nothing but air. Eddie carefully walks around the hole and covers Merc …
No! Merc kicks out, Eddie isn’t amused especially as Maelstrom has hit him in the back of the head with a trash can. Meanwhile back in the ring UC crashes hard into the side of the turnbuckle and he lands down in a pile of various debris that has been left there over the course of this match.
*An odd chant of ‘Hail to the King’ can be heard from the fans maybe they are Evil Dead fans?*
Billy grabs the nearest weapon, a sledgehammer, and holds it up to let everybody know that he's going to crack the King's skull. He walks over to Ultimo's downed body, covered in all sorts of stuff, and rears back with the hammer. Suddenly Ultimo pulls his head out and he's got a La Parka mask on. Billy, stunned and confused, stops what he's doing and that's just enough time for Ultimo to jam the back of a chair into Billy’s stomach. Ultimo levels Billy right on the noggin with another chair shot that sends him down flat on his back. Ultimo sets the chair up, grabs Billy and gives him a Sugar Fix right on the seat of the chair, bending it so now it's junk. Ultimo makes the cover....
No at the last minute Billy has managed to grab hold of a bucket and smacks it across Ultimo’s head with his free hand! UC staggers up and in a daze does the La Parka dance and then takes the mask off. His confused celebration is short lived as he turns around and eats a heel kick from Billy. Ultimo stunned holds his head in pain. Billy gets back to his feet a nasty gash in his leg. Billy puts the bucket on Ultimo’s head.
JESSE: Now there’s a crown fit for this particular king
GORILLA: Would you stop!
Ultimo can’t see anything, which means he is easy prey for Billy who kicks him in his bucket covered head. Ultimo falls to the ground as Billy places a nearby chair on his chest and then climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a five star frog splash!
THE FINK: King Choculon has been eliminated!
*The crowd boos Billy who just grins and goes over to attack Merc who has just rolled into the ring.*
Back on the outside above the teeth filled doom Maelstrom continues to assault Eddie Omega nailing him with a suplex. Eddie is not out of this fumbles for a nearby shovel. Maelstrom in control however kicks it away and lifts Eddie up … Vortex Drop!!
No Eddie kicked out of the Vortex Drop. Maelstrom can’t believe anyone kicked out of his alternate finishing move! Enraged he grabs the shovel and appears to want to take Eddie Omega’s head off. Eddie dodges the angry but wild blows and manages to hit a jawbreaker. Nearby Billy and Merc have tumbled to the outside and are trying to put each other through a table that is next to another lid to the shark tank. Billy avoids a gutbuster attempt and grabs a sledgehammer. He swings wildly at Merc missing. But connecting with the lid destroying it. Eddie Omega takes a look around. The next moment of action is a thing of beauty.
Eddie ducks a clothesline attempt by Maelstrom, he then hops on to the side of the lid tight ropes his way along the side of it as the Shark follows him along. He gets to the end of the first lid and leapfrogs over Billy and Merc. Maelstrom chases after him shoulder blocking his way through Billy and Merc.
*The crowd begins a ‘Please don’t die’ chant*
Eddie Omega continues his cat walk along the second lid and just as the Shark takes a snap at Eddie’s heel he leaps off and on to the chamber wall. Before rebounding back into Maelstrom with a flying wheel kick! Maelstrom collapses backwards accidentally hitting the Shark with the shovel which falls into it’s mouth.
*The crowd is stunned into silence and then cheer there hearts out for Eddie Omega.*
GORILLA: This capacity crowd is on there feet, Jesse.
Eddie pauses to let the crowd reaction sink in as the shark tries to make dinner out of the shovel, it splinters in the creature’s immense jaws and is swallowed. Meanwhile ever the opportunist Billy Ubermark covers Maelstrom.
No Maelstrom has managed to kick out again! Billy isn’t happy, as Merc sets up a table near by obviously planning something violent. Eddie picks up a steel chair, and hits Billy in the back of the head with it for stealing his pinfall it however wasn’t struck with much force. Billy lets go of Maelstrom, and turns, and starts to walk towards Eddie. Eddie doesn’t back up and it looks like they are going to go toe to toe. Unfortunately for Eddie Omega Merc is standing by with a barbed wire bat. Merc takes the barbed-wire bat and wraps it over Eddie’s neck like a truly barbaric sleeper hold. Billy picks another barbed wire bat and starts scraping Eddie in the head with it while he is still in the submission hold by Merc. Eddie slumps from such a large amount of blood loss and Merc releases him. Unfortunately Merc wasn’t expecting Billy to smack him across the face with the barbed wire bat. Merc drops to the floor from the shot. Billy satisfied holds the bat aloft, but turns right into a kick to the gut and a Whirlpool onto a chair that seems to have thumbtacks on it, Maelstrom covers Billy.
THE FINK: Billy ‘The Virgin’ Ubermark has been eliminated.
Maelstrom gets up and looks across the chamber, the devastation has been immense and this match is still going. Eddie is slowly crawling into the ring as the fans chant his name. While Merc is barely on his feet using his bat as a makeshift support, all three are bleeding heavily from various points on there body..
GORILLA: These final three have put there bodies on the line Gorilla, but who will become champion? … Who is going to get the gold, Jesse?
JESSE: My money is still on Maelstrom Gorilla, you just don’t go against the tide and walk away.
Maelstrom begins to stalk Eddie Omega who has got back in the ring. Maelstrom climbs up the step slowly and enters. He walks over and grabs Eddie Omega and tries a gutwrench but Eddie is a fighter and grounds himself and using his strength flips Maelstrom over his back. Eddie psyches himself up as blood and sweat drips from his face. Merc is slowly climbing into the ring but for the moment is still trying to regain his bearings. Eddie goes on the attack and takes Maelstrom to the corner, he lifts himself up and then locks a headlock in and nails a Tornado DDT form off the top rope. Eddie goes to cover …
Maelstrom still continues to kick out as the fans Chant Omega and Merc’s name. Eddie Omega has Maelstrom reeling now and takes him down with a spinning heel kick, he then nails one on Merc who had tried to get involved in this fight. Merc hits the deck and grabs his mouth to make sure his chompers are still intact. Eddie Omega reaches outside the ring and grabs hold of an iron bar that he left on the apron. He puts it on and he measures Merc, who's slowly getting up. Merc stands up and Eddie Omega charges him, going for a hard home run of a shot with the iron bar. Suddenly Merc ducks and back body drops Eddie Omega high up in the air and is caught by a recovered Maelstrom in the power bomb position. Maelstrom turns around once and comes down with the Whirlpool as Merc catches Eddie Omega at the same time with the two knees to the back. Maelstrom goes for the cover but he's yanked off by Merc, who makes the cover himself....
THE FINK: Eddie Omega has been eliminated from the match. The only way to win the match is to throw your opponent into the Shark Tank below us!
*As Eddie Omega is helped to the back to a standing ovation the remaining lids are opened. The Shark sensing its time to make history picks up it’s pace as it circles the ring from below.*
In the ring Maelstrom and Merc watch each other carefully both are battered, bruised and bloody.
GORILLA: It has come down to this Jesse, the final two. Now who can make history? Who will it be? 20,000 fans want to know and I can not wait.
As the fans chant Merc’s name the two men slowly circle each other blood dripping to the floor. Maelstrom is the first to make a move as he rushes forward with a swinging haymaker of a punch. Merc dips under the punch and in one motion clotheslines both himself and Maelstrom over the top and out of the ring Cactus Jack style. Merc is first up and knees Maelstrom in the chest before dragging him over to the largest hole in the water tank. Merc raises his hand signalling a military press but Maelstrom is not so easily seen off and grabs Merc by the throat. The chokehold is only temporary though as Merc breaks it up and head butts Maelstrom who stagger back to the edge of the abyss. Merc seeing this as his moment grabs Maelstrom’s large arm and Irish Whips him towards the shark filled waters. Maelstrom reverses! Merc unable to reverse again is heading for disaster.
JESSE: This is it Gorilla, Merc is shark food!
GORILLA: I don’t think I can watch, Jesse
The crowd gasps as Merc teeters on the edge of the tank and then leaps over the watery chasm using all his momentum, barely making the other side. The shark’s fin swims by. It can wait as it seems to know that someone will be on the menu very soon. Merc holds his chest in shock and relief as the crowd chants his name loudly. Maelstrom on the other hand is seriously pissed and has stalked Merc around the watery depths. He grabs a hold of Merc and chokeslams him onto the glass floor. A bloody Merc is in bad shape as Maelstrom brings his hand across his throat indicating this is the end.
*The crowd boo’s loudly as a loud Merc chant can be heard.*
Maelstrom lifts up Merc over his shoulders for a Whirlpool, Merc has grabbed a barbed wire bat though. Unknown to Maelstrom he begins to spin around … 1 … 2 … 3 ... 4 … 5 … 6 times. Merc who should be dizzy decides now is his moment and brings the bat down hard on Maelstrom’s head! Maelstrom staggers from the surprise attack his cranium bleeding viscous red ooze and stops spinning. Merc Smashes the bat one more time on Maelstrom’s head and then falls backwards taking Maelstrom with him as his legs had locked around his head. Maelstrom does nothing as Merc’s standing frankensteiner flips him over and into the grimy water, Merc safely landing on the glass mere inches away from the hole.
GORILLA: Oh No! Maelstrom has fallen in the water!
Maelstrom disappears beneath the surface of the water as the Shark alerted to something in the water makes a beeline towards the disturbance. For the briefest of moments we see Maelstrom trying to smash the glass ceiling before the Shark ploughs into him and disappears into the dark depths of the tank. The crowd gasps in shock as Howard Finkel takes up the microphone.
THE FINK: The winner of the Leviathan chamber … and a New EWT World Heavyweight Champion! … MERC!!
*A referee enters the ring and holds the title belt out. Merc takes the title, and holds it up to the roar of the fans. Blood drips off the new champions face but he has done it. Merc has survived shark filled steel chamber hell to become EWT World Heavyweight Champion. As Merc drops to his knees in celebration he looks towards the side ropes and sees Trish. She made her way ringside during this brutal, and bloody match. Merc gets up and holds open the ropes for her, but Trish shakes her head no, and walks off towards the back. Merc yells out as the pyro goes off, and confetti falls. Merc has a hurt look on his face, and exits the ring in pursuit of Trish. Briefly pausing at the top of stage holding up the EWT World Heavyweight Title for the arena to see.*
(Fade out to replay of some of the most brutal spots in this match and then end.)