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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 1, 2008 11:35:55 GMT -5
- There is said to be some tension in the back between the Highland Diamonds aftr a recent April Fool's joke. Emerald Warrior is said to have informed his team mate that a Hollywood film studio were holding auditions for a remake of Braveheart and had sent him a letter that he was their current desired star. Angus didn't realise the date and drove approximately 600 miles before beign informed it as a joke. How well these 2 will get along for this week's match is as such unknown, but Angus is said to be livid with his teammate at the moment.
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Post by Hensley on Apr 7, 2008 21:24:42 GMT -5
- The official outline for the Hardcore Hensley: Year One DVD has been finalized. The first disc, titled: Growing Up, will be split into five chapters.
Chapter I: Childhood Chapter II: Teen Years Chapter III: Graduation Chapter IV: Brotherly Love Chapter V: The Dog Pound
The second disc will then go into his rookie year with EWT. It will also include special matches and promos and such of Hensley's own choosing. Here's the commentary rundown.
Chapter VI: Debut Chapter VII: Face Turn Chapter VIII: Blowup Chapter IX: Champ At Last Chapter X: From Here...
Work on the first disc is expected to begin soon, however an exact start date has not yet been confirmed. It is likely that work on the second disc will not even start until after May. Even though the first three chapters, and some of the fourth, could be done now, Hensley has stated that he wants to do it all at once. That is how he wants the first disc too. With just one day's worth of shooting suspected, a lot of editing could be called for. Nevertheless, Hensley is open to go whenever they contact him. We'll leave you this week with the current list of matches and promos that Hensley has already selected.
Debut Viginette @ Back In Black from July 13, 2007 Post-Per-View Debut vs Spectre @ Old School from August 12, 2007 Compilation of the Build To Hensley/Trunk Extreme Rules vs Marcus Trunk @ Season's Beatings III from December 23, 2007 EWT OX Division Title vs BR Juri Sadamoto @ No Holds Barred from March 31, 2008
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Apr 7, 2008 21:43:35 GMT -5
Source: EWTinsider.com
EWT officials were concerned about how Andy Duke was going to re-assimilate himself into the locker room since his controversial return, but all the worrying seems to be for nothing, as he has fit right back in, at least now.
At first, some doubted him and wondered if his convictions were legitimate, but he has proven that he is dedicated to his newly found sobriety, and that has won him additional respect with the locker room. He has even started to give unofficial "seminars" backstage about the problems with addiction in the wrestling world. This has not gone unnoticed by EWT officials. EWT and Andy are in talks about a book and possibly a DVD.
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Post by Hensley on Apr 14, 2008 23:40:14 GMT -5
- There was no update posted yesterday because there just wasn't enough information. We did hear two tad bits though. Work has actually begun on the initial disc. All we know is that the band, Disturbed, was contacted for permission to use one of their songs. It'll likely be for the introduction. Also, Hardcore Hensley was apparently so high on his match with AJ Styles recently that the moment he got backstage, he demanded it be placed on the DVD. With Styles being under contract to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, it will be interesting to see how things go down.
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Post by Hensley on Apr 29, 2008 19:49:29 GMT -5
- As of now, the Hardcore Hensley: Year One DVD could go either way. Work on Disc One, and the Matches & Promos portion of Disc Two has started. However, the plug can still be pulled. Nevertheless, check here for more information on this matter as we get it.
EWT.com
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Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Apr 30, 2008 12:20:36 GMT -5
~ EWT Inside news ~
- Maelstrom is still scheduled to appear on EWT programming despite the injury received at the Royal Pain in the Ass Rumble, his match with Triple H though has been canceled. The Game was unavailable for comment on the situation.
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Post by billymack on Apr 30, 2008 22:37:03 GMT -5
EWT On-Line Breaking News:
-Billy Mack has been released from her, his, um...the contract Mack was given due to testing positive to illegal substances not appropiate for a young woman, man, um....professional wrestler. We wish Billy Mack the best in his, her, um....you get the idea, don't you?
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Post by Hensley on May 1, 2008 0:24:08 GMT -5
- We can now officially announce that the Hardcore Hensley: Year One DVD has been canceled. Hardcore Hensley and The Dog Pound have both released formal apologies. Hensley was noted as saying, "you may not get this one, but a few years down the road, you can expect one ten times better than what you would've gotten now."
EWT.com
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Post by blackwizardcoby on May 8, 2008 20:15:26 GMT -5
- Poe Moe Foe is scheduled for some minor on/off surgery for the next week and a half. He will still make required appearances, but he will not be working house shows or international tours. When asked for further comment, Poe Moe Foe told reporters to "f*** off".
EWT.com
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Post by Hensley on May 8, 2008 22:29:13 GMT -5
- A new face is expected to be debuting after Crap-A-Mania Cinco. The character is supposedly going to be something very new to the EWT custom. Think what you will of this, but there could be A LOT more to this than what appears. Just keep your eyes peeled...
EWrestlingInsider.com
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Post by Gigantor Maximus on May 12, 2008 15:22:01 GMT -5
[a href="EWT Newz!!1!!11"]EWT Newz!!1!!11[/a]
The injuries Gigantor Maximus incurred during his hardcore match with Poe Moe Foe were deemed so severe that doctors say he may not be able to wrestle for at least six months.
Mr. Maximus had the following to say: "GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!! IMMY ALLLAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! INEEZ PALLA SPALLLLL!!!! RRRRRARRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!"
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Tiffany
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Post by Tiffany on May 12, 2008 15:36:31 GMT -5
www.teh1337wretslen00z.netRumors are circulating that Hugh Hefner is in negotiations with EWT to have a GND competitor appear in Playboy, possibly around the time of Crap-A-Mania V. Early indicators lean towards Jasmyne, Tiffany or Sensational Cherry. GND Champion Synthy Eris could not be reached for comment. Earlier rumors have now been confirmed. EWT's own Tiffany will be posing for a Playboy shoot as part of the promotion for Crap-A-Mania Cinco. A few photos have been released as a teaser for the issue:
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MrBRulzOK
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 12, 2008 15:48:43 GMT -5
News on various EWT Stars
At this time, we regret to inform everyone in the EWT that a few of their current talents were unfortunately released, due to various reasons.
Principal Pain, after a failed attempt at returning, has been released from his contract and will no longer be making random appearances in the fed. We wish him the best luck in his future endeavors.
In addition, Team Raftshack have also not opted to renew their EWT contracts at this time and as such, they too will also be leaving the company for now. There has been talk of a return in the future though.
Finally... Crauswell, the EWT' resident... furry, politely asked for his release and was granted it. Originally, he was scheduled to return, fueding with the man that put him out of action, Ferhago Crow. However, with his own departure, he feels that there isn't much else he can do right now and thus, he too will be leaving EWT.
As for the contract status of Chance Confidence, the EWT reportedly offered him a rather huge contract deal to keep him with the company. As of this point, it is not known if Chance will be resigning with them or not. However, until his contract officially runs out, he will remain on the active roster for now.
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Post by davidblade on May 13, 2008 0:53:48 GMT -5
EWT NEWS:
There is a rumor going around on all the wrestling news sites that Jason Raid who played "Mighty Gladiator" Falcon in the Canadian game show "The Mighty Gladiators" may be coming to EWT and debuting very soon. Word is he has already signed a contract but it can't be confirmed yet. We will keep you updated on this developing story.
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Post by Hensley on May 13, 2008 13:32:02 GMT -5
- Slated on the official card for Crap-A-Mania Cinco is in fact a title match between Hardcore Hensley and Poe Moe Foe. However, for those of you that have been keeping up with their rivalry, you may note that an EWT Management Representative has said time and time again that there WON'T be any such match. As of now, no one can confirm one way or the other. I suppose we'll just have to wait, and see how the saga unfolds.
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Post by Hensley on May 15, 2008 21:10:05 GMT -5
- Expect the Representative's announcement next week to finalize a Hensley/Foe. However, there is suspected to be some sort of twist added to the match. More on this if we can get it.
- We can also assure you that fame rapper, Nelly, has been asked to be apart of Crap-A-Mania Cinco. His roll is not yet clear, but expect it to involve somebody's entrance.
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Post by bollywood on May 16, 2008 5:52:13 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling--Former EWT Tri-State champion Mahavir Abha and his girlfriend, Jasmyne, have recently returned to EWT house shows after doing some promotional work for the company in their home nation of India. While there, Mahavir also did some film work, appearing in Indian version of Dude, Where's My Car?. When asked about the film's plot, Mahavir replied, "It starts off with me and my buddy waking up and realizing our car is gone. We then sing and dance about passion and love with beautiful women for three hours... and that's it... HA-HA!!!" Jasmyne also appears in film playing a role of what Mahavir describes as "Her just looking hot... and she is, yes? Yes, she is." --Both are scheduled to appear on EWT television within the upcoming weeks leading up to Crap-a-Mania Cinco, where the two will be in action; Mahavir will be teaming with friend and tag partner Liam O'Neill to take on Team Ireland in a ladder match while Jasmyne has a chance to become GND champion along with other challengers.
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Post by Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on May 16, 2008 22:04:41 GMT -5
EWT News
We can now confirm from the latest show of EWT that Jason Raid formerly known as "Gladiator Spartan" on the Canadian "Mighty Gladiators" athletic game show has definitely signed a contract with EWT. He will be managed by former "Mighty Gladiators" commentator and interviewer Mick Badamle. A hype video for Raid ran during EWT's show this week. He will be known as "The Mightiest Gladiator" Jason Raid.
According to the hype video it was learned that he will debut at EWT's Crap-a-mania. He will not however wrestle in a match. Another news site caught up with his manager Mick Badamle to see what exactly Jason Raid's debut would involve and all Mick Badamle said was, "Well I don't want to ruin the surprise but you can be sure that at Crap-a-mania Jason Raid will be bringing some "Gladiator" extra curricular activity to EWT."
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Tiffany
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Post by Tiffany on May 25, 2008 12:09:15 GMT -5
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 1, 2008 18:49:52 GMT -5
~ Jokernet ~ Reading the news with a smile! ~ - Crap-A-Mania cinco is in the books and the EWT world has been shaken by the fallout. Here is the latest! - Maelstrom may or may not have suffered a broken ankle in the Escalator to Heaven match and may be out for a short while, doctors are suggesting that it may be a month or more before we see his return.
- D'Zee shocked in all in attendance by becoming the newest GND champion. EWT has indeed rehired D'Zee for the forseeable future!
- Mr. Big is not scheduled to return any time soon. The 7ft giant is reported to be happy in his role as a road agent.
- The Bad Man needed several stitches for the deep cuts inflicted on him after his match last night. Although he himself claimed they were merely flesh wounds and was reportedly seen in a bar late at night after the show.
- The only news we could find about Curly Long is that he really, really, REALLY liked and enjoyed the Tiffany playboy shoot! ... this journalist is not surprised at all.
Credit - Mr. Napier
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