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Post by Hensley on Aug 2, 2008 12:42:00 GMT -5
Credit: EWTinsider.com
- Expect Hensley/Foe II to end the saga. While there was at least one extra match planned, everything seems to have been scrapped. Hensley had been very open to extending the program to the end of the Summer, but Foe has other priorities. Look for nothing but absolute carnage at No Rest For The Wicked.
- No word still on TNG, but we'll keep you posted. It's notable that the theme music they came out to was a former of Hensley's.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Aug 23, 2008 19:50:23 GMT -5
www.EWTinsider.comAfter nearly two years within EWT, Christopher Indigo has parted ways with the company. Indigo's contract was set to expire in early July, and he was negotiating a new deal with management. Disputes over payment began to arise, though, and said disuputes continued into late August until Indigo decided not to renew his contract. Indigo and the company have parted ways peacfully, with the for Toolshed Champion being welcome back at any time. Currently, Indigo is set to debut at the federation known as the Fire Pro Community Person Pack (Or FPCPP, and It's official website), under a new gimmick. We wish Mr. Indigo all the best in his future endeavors.
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Post by Hensley on Aug 24, 2008 23:47:08 GMT -5
Credit: EWTinsider.com
- Hardcore Hensley was a guest on 'rasslin Talk Radio over the weekend. Below is a partial transcript of the interview.
"You know, ever since I started doing this, there have been doctors all up my ass! I mean, at first, I'll be the first to tell you I hadn't a lick of wrestling ability in me. I figured if I just went out, and showed off brutality, maybe flipped around a bit then I'd be set! Needless to say, that was far from the truth. In the time late last year where I basically sat out, I returned to my old stomping grounds, so to speak. The guy you've seen is the guy that I was all along during my tenure in The Dog Pound. As soon as I stepped into the EWT, I don't know where it all went. While I was back, I regrouped myself. I found myself over again, I'll put it that way, and I got into a program with Marcus. He was a great guy, and I'd seen most of his work so I knew what I was up against. We had a splendid build then the match delivered, much thanks to the soldier-filled crowd, and I was rejuvenated. I may not have won, but I was solid. Times went on, I continued to progress, and all of a sudden, I struck gold! You can say I was just in the right place at the right time, and you're definitely right, but I don't think that means I didn't deserve it. At least, I don't think it does. Still, I've tried to tone myself more into a wrestler than say a stunt man. Especially in W*I*G, I think I've displayed myself as one helluva athlete. I've heard from countless people that I should simply part ways with the Hardcore in my name. I'll tell you right now that's not happening. I'm always gonna be Hardcore Hensley, always, forever! My decision is that I'm still gonna go out there, and put out my best, no questions. However, the hardcore stuff is gonna be kept on a once in a while-type deal. I'm not gonna be crashing through wood every night, or leaping off thirty foot ladders. I will be wrestling though, and you can bet your ass it'll be topnotch! Also, you can trust me, when it's time for Hardcore Hensley to be hardcore, it'll happen. Take next Sunday, for example. This is it, Hardcore Hensley/Poe Moe Foe, it'll end at No Rest For The Wicked, I promised. You're gonna see shit that'll make you rethink what the human body is truly capable of, trust me."
- Hensley also stated in the interview, among other things: that his favorite food is pizza, his favorite video game (non-sport) is Saint's Row, and that he can't await it's upcoming sequel.
- At the shows close, he was asked whether or not he'd be voting in the election. He declined comment.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 26, 2008 4:43:45 GMT -5
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- We have recently found out that Maelstrom has been working through some minor injuries. He should be fit and able for the big PPV match at 'No Rest for the Wicked'.
- MAJOR NEWS: Curly Long has retired from in ring wrestling. One too many bumps have left the Midget King with some major back issues and doctors advise he does not enter the ring again to compete (or bed). Management is keen to retain the vocal talents of Mr. Long and it has been rumored offerings of management, backstage creative, commentary or even a GM role are a possibility.
- Mr. Big is still nursing a knee injury. No one is sure if or when the EWT's largest athelete may return. He did save a cat from a tree (the tree fell and he caught it!!)
- The Bad Man has been away for personel reasons. Being a secretive man who sticks to kayfabe like a leech we have no details, although suggestions that he was arrested for attempted canibalism of his mother seem unlikely. He should be back on EWT programming in a short while.
- D'Zee has not been on TV as she has been competing in some boxing events that conflicted with her new contract. This has apparently been sorted out.
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Tiffany
Mike the Goon
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl... aheheh, aheheh...
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Post by Tiffany on Sept 3, 2008 16:20:26 GMT -5
teh1337wretslen00z!!1!!1lol-EWT GND Tiffany will be out indefinitely due to taking more punishment than expected in her match with Team Ireland's Maeve O'Hare at the No Rest for the Wicked PPV. There are rumors that Tiffany may have to quit wrestling entirely due to the severity of her injuries. When asked to comment, Toom E. Dangerously said: "Thank God!"
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 27, 2008 23:07:01 GMT -5
From http://www.whowritesthiscrap.com:
---Rumor has it that there will be a change of sorts in the stipulation regarding the Toolshed Championship Match for Sunday's pay per view, but officials are hush-hush over it so we are completely clueless & left in the dark. Hell, this may not even be true for all we know!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 28, 2008 7:15:27 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!!
- Curly Long seen at Massacre PPV backstage!! Why is he there??
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Oct 4, 2008 0:05:28 GMT -5
From ewtonline:
--Word backstage is that Toom E Dangerously is preparing to make a major announcement regarding the next pay per view featuring a match stipulation never seen before & for the first time in pay per view history, no championship will be defended!
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Oct 9, 2008 19:55:51 GMT -5
Source: EWT.com
-Due to the Massacre match, Andy Duke is taking some time off. The barbaric match seems to have reactivated some old aches and pains.
When asked about these injuries, Duke said "I'm not injured per say. I'm just a little banged up. I've had my share of injuries like any wrestler, and this match kind of brought some of those aches and pains back. But I'm not injured. I'm actually taking time off so I don't get injured. And I'm focusing on some other things in my life right now. Friends, and possibly family. But like always, this isn't the last you've seen of Andy Duke in an EWT ring."
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 17, 2008 0:24:37 GMT -5
From ewt.com:
--Backstage word is that EWT is planning some Alumni suprises for Seasons Beatings that the fans, the troops, & even the superstars will truly love.
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TJT
AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
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Post by TJT on Nov 24, 2008 0:44:59 GMT -5
www.icantbelieveitsadirtsheet.comJack Jupiter was last seen falling into the Grand Canyon. He was not reported as having hit the floor of the canyon, as the rock formation did not want the trouble of cleaning the mess up. He was promptly teleported to a diner in the Tajik enclave of Parts Unknown, New Mexico.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 25, 2008 0:05:54 GMT -5
---from ewt.com:
---Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation is pleased to announce that a site has been selected for Season's Beatings with the United States Military. For the first time ever, EWT will originate from an undisclosed aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. Never has a pro wrestling pay per view ever originated from such a location such as a moving ship. Season's Beatings will air live on pay per view on Sunday, December 28th, 2008 featuring the main event of the EWT Heavyweight Championship Versus Career Match of Dave Davies versus Sigma.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 3, 2008 22:12:47 GMT -5
---From ewt.com:
---Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation is pleased to announce the first particpant signed to the Alumni Cup Battle Royal for Season's Beatings. Making the journey over to Iraq is none other then Wonderful Wally Washington.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 6, 2008 2:45:58 GMT -5
---From ewt.com:
---Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation is pleased to announce that the second participant of the Alumni Cup Battle Royal is none other then 8Syxxpac.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 8, 2008 10:35:40 GMT -5
---From ewt.com:
---Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation is pleased to announce that the third participant of the Alumni Cup Battle Royal is none other then A-Bomb.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jan 11, 2009 12:29:52 GMT -5
From ewt-online.com:
--The EWT Season's Beatings telecast will not be shown in it's entirety, as it has been delayed long enough, due to some problems that arose on the aircraft carrier for security reasons. The military & EWT officials have come to terms after several edits have been made, as well as several viewings of the pay per view. The released footage will air Sunday evening on a free telecast of EWT Season's Beatings.
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