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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 26, 2007 17:24:52 GMT -5
www.lolwrestling.comIt has been reported that Mike Corral will be singing his new theme "My Faith" featuring Pitbull and Ludacris at CAMIV. Mike has confirmed this, dedicating the song to the memory of Proof, who helped make his last song "The Day My Faith Died".
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 27, 2007 9:11:18 GMT -5
Source: www.lolwrestling.comAs reported yesterday, Mike Corral will be singing his new theme song "My Faith" at Crap-A-Maina. Unfortunately, Pitbull and Ludacris will not be able to make it for unkonown reasons. After hearing the news, Mike placed a call to Linkin Park, who have agreed to play "By Myself" at Crap-A-Mania. EDIT: Linkin Park said they had previous plans that clashed with their agreement to Mike. So f*** 'em. Instead, Papa Roach will be playing "To Be Loved" for Mike Corral. Chad Michaels will still be using Faint for his theme song. And YES, they will be playing at C-A-M. If they do not, EWT will sue them for everything they got. We just wanna make sure that the bands we contact to play will show up.
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Post by Ratings on Apr 27, 2007 11:46:42 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.com--According to one EWT employee (A gardener. Wait since when do wrestling promotions employ gardeners?) Ratings is rumored to be planning a grand entrance for his match with Spaz at Crap-a-Mania. Ratings himself will be covering the expenses for the entrance and is said to have been working with organizers who have planned the opening and closing ceremonies for the Olympics in the past as well as blockbuster movie directors. --The initial reaction from the return of BK3K (Maxx Awesome and Erik Majors) was viewed as a surprise from many backstage in EWT. It had been assumed that the both Awesome and Majors--who had been working for independent promotions such as KPW in the last couple of months--would continue to remain off EWT television until their contracts had expired. However with their recent return and reunion with Ratings, it is said that the duo will be involved in a major long-term storyline in the next coming months.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 5, 2007 16:27:04 GMT -5
Source: www.ewt.com"The One Man Mafia" Chucky Gambino has apparently been called away to take care of some "Family business", and will not be seen in EWT rings for some time. EWT offices recieved a cell phone call assuring everyone that he will be back, however, just as soon as he finishes "some favors for the family".
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Post by Ass Dan on May 5, 2007 16:41:10 GMT -5
www.itsstillrealtousdamnit.org-A giant pyramid is being constructed on the opposing side of the arena. No one knows why, except that one guy 'got a big ol (sic) bag a (sic) gold'. Less on this as it develops.
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Post by Ragnal on May 5, 2007 16:50:15 GMT -5
www.kirtanglefans.comIt's reported that yes, Linkin Park will be at Crapamania, singing Mike Ragnal's theme for the main event. To hear the song-http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-QOXzK3c0g
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Post by thecursedone on May 6, 2007 22:28:03 GMT -5
www.EWTInsiders.comThe Disappearance of Two EWT Stars... Following the shocking entrance of Ferhago Crow into EWT, it has been learned that the performers originally scheduled for the match have disappeared. Neither Big Dick Johnson or Evan Alexander, otherwise known as Simon Scurvy, have been seen by their family and friends nor has anyone seen them since their appearance at CAM. When asked about the strange happenings, the EWT management had little to say. Other than they are working on it. We at EWTInsiders hope for the best and pray that these two men are found alive and well.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 7, 2007 16:20:11 GMT -5
www.pwsnorch.comRICK RASKALL INJURY UPDATE, POSSIBLE PERMANENT TAG TEAM - After the hellacious cage match at Crap-A-Mania IV between Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk, Rick Raskall suffered two ruptured disks in his back. He will require back surgery that will sideline him for several months. - Marcus Trunk amazingly managed to escape Crap-A-Mania IV without any serious injuries. Also, there is talk of pairing up Trunk and Rhino as a regular tag team.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on May 7, 2007 22:14:56 GMT -5
www.preparetobeinfected.net -- The Official Unofficial Virus Fansite ====== UPDATE ON VIRUS'S CONDITION As mentioned on the Crap-a-Mania IV broadcast, Virus was in a high-speed car accident the day of the event and was unable to fulfill any of his EWT engagements that day, including his talkshow appearance. We at PTBI.net can reveal that Virus walked away relatively unscathed, but that the doctors kept him over night just to be sure he was fine. After the accident, EWT higher-ups decided to keep Virus away from TV for a week or two, but he is set to return shortly.
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Post by Ragnal on May 7, 2007 22:38:04 GMT -5
www.shockingnewz.comIn a recent shoot interview, Mike Ragnal has admitted he doesn't want to be invovled in the TLC Battle Royale for taking over the company. "Here's my reason", he stated, "It's basically because I know I'm going to become corrupt with power, do something wrong, and end up getting the heat for it. I want people to think of me as this nice guy, as a guy who's willing to give advice to the yonu guys, rather than screwing up their push. There's one thing I'm ready for, though. That one new guy who's going to be in control, and immediately thinks, "Hey, I can book myself for the World title!" It's not until that match happens that they might realize they made a big mistake, whether it's being taken out in ten seconds, being so nervous that you screw up every move, or even embarrasing yourself by puking in the middle of the ring, you're THAT nervous. Corral and Joe are going to some day become the main event scene. They've been in big headline matches before, so they know what to expect. Some of these other guys, not to name names, may go over their heads and think they know how to run things easy peesy. In reality, booking a show, even a match, or a segment, is hard work. You have to know where to put the match, where to put the wrestlers, who to have beat who...you can't rush these things, because they take years of experience before a person can get it right, and keep doing it right without forming wacky ideas to make yourself feel right. I'm saying...I think I could make a damn good EWT show. But for the sake of my own ego...I won't."
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 7, 2007 22:45:17 GMT -5
From www.boltfromtheblue.comIt seems that mere moments after Mike Ragnal made the announcement, Mike Corral has decided to do the same thing and not participate. "Although it'd be a great thing to run a company, even for a short time, I've decided against it. I honestly think that if I won, I'd book myself for the title, and that's not something I want to do. If I get another shot at Ragnal, I want it to be because I earned the right to compete for the title again, not because I have the power to do so." Mike was quick to add that the other memebers of Rated X will still participate in the TLC Battle Royal.
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Post by viscera on May 12, 2007 4:48:36 GMT -5
Breaking News
Unfortunately, due to the vicious beating suffered at the hands of Ferhago Crow, EWT Officials and doctors have ruled that Tutor Tyreese have suffered a serious concussion and possible brain damage. Effect as of right now, he's been put on the shelf indefinitely until he is deemed worthy to compete once again. It's feared that Tyreese's career may be permenently ended after this brutal attack... and even though he may have brought this on himself, it's still a damn shame such a fine wrestler may never step into the ring again.
Principal Pain, Tyreese's manager at the time, was not available for comment.
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Post by Square on May 12, 2007 6:12:12 GMT -5
ww.ewt.com
The shecduale Roddy Piper Vs Andy "The Eagle" Davidson match has been canceled because of travel problems with the Eagle, we at EWT guess his wings didnt work.
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Post by Indigocrates on May 12, 2007 12:41:52 GMT -5
www.EWT.comThe Shiek vs. Christopher Indigo may or may not take place due to nagging injuries Christopher Indigo suffered at Crap A Mania !!!!.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2007 12:48:57 GMT -5
www.lolwrestling.comThe reason that Voltigeur is not wrestling on this current match card is due to technicalities relating to his title and the property of that match. However, he has been determined to be available to wrestle on the next card and all others.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 13, 2007 23:01:39 GMT -5
www.ewtwrestling.comNEW EWT VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCED The line up for the new EWT video game was announced today. The roster will include: Mike Ragnal Mike Corrall Maelstrom psychoapeguy dorf Cassinova Chris Indigo Spyke Johannson Spaz Mr. Big Mr. Bad Crauswell Team Ireland Oceanic Team Raft Shack Aaron Chamblis The Cidal Squad Eddie Omega The Elite Mysth Legends: Limey DSR A-Bomb & Stevie Richards HBH & Gasoline Jzbadblood More to be announced soon.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 22, 2007 20:20:30 GMT -5
Source: ultimochoculaissuperrad.com
"Hey everybody. It's your old pal, Ultimo. It's been a while since I last talked to you fine folks so I figured why not now? It's not like I'm going to be busy or anything.
So my career with the EWT is over. Ain't that a bitch? I misjudge one stinking Cannonball Run, overshoot my opponent, land on a bunch of chairs and just like that I got broken. Of all the dumb luck. Since Crapamania I've been recouperating at home, resting my bones. Just so I wouldn't go nuts I taught myself how to knit birds out of yarn. What? I'm serious! They're very pretty! So far I can do a blue jay, cardinal, parakeet, canary, oriole, swallow (stop laughing), hummingbird and three, count 'em THREE!, different types of owls. It's good to learn new skills. I'm probably going to be selling these on my website soon so be sure to check in for that.
The doctor says that I could go back to wrestling after a few months but one false move and I'm done for. He didn't say specifically what would happen but he assured me if I reaggrivate my injury I'll prolly be pissing in a tube the rest of my life. Basically I had a decision. Either go back to wrestling full time and take my chances or give it up and live a full healthy life outside the ring. Decisions, decisions. So that's why I'm out. I can't risk breaking my ass again so no more EWT for me. Although I can make appearances here and there for a quick buck, nothing full time. I have reached that stage of my career, folks. Just like Kamala, Honkey Tonk Man, and Doink The Clown. I'm a novelty. I just thought it wouldn't happen for another 20 years or so.
I'd like to give a big shout out to all of the past, present, and future stars of the EWT. To the stars of the past, it was a pleasure. To the present, keep on truckin'. To the future, DON'T f*** IT UP!
If anyone knows of any job openings let me know. Preferably something not in an office or a rendering plant.
Take care, Choconauts! Buy my merch now! In five years they'll be collector's items and worth boo koo bucks!"
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 24, 2007 8:22:55 GMT -5
EWT-europe.com
Mysth has suffered a serious injury during his match versus Ferhago Crow. It is unknown when he should be back in the ring, but the doctors say he will be out of action for at least one week.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2007 18:38:00 GMT -5
www.EWT.comAaron Chamblis has decided to return to the developmentals of EWT, as creative has told him they have work for him there--but nothing going on the EWT main roster.
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Post by shiranui on Jun 4, 2007 15:09:36 GMT -5
www.ewt.com/features/bloodredsandmanEWT.COM'S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH RIVER BLOODBy the Original Sean T. DrinkwaterRiver Blood, or as some call him, "The Blood Red Sandman" lurks in the shadows, waiting for his time to make his presence known in EWT. However, he gave us the opportunity to do the interview you're about to read. Just what is this creature of the night up to? EWT.com: Thanks for granting us this interview, River. River Blood: Don't mention it. EWT.com: We have caught a few glimpses and bits and pieces of information about you recently. You seem to be preparing to make an impact when it's time for you to come in. Blood: Yeah. EWT.com: Speaking of which, when ARE you going to debut? We've been hearing rumors from various websites that you would be debuting around July 7th... can you tell us about that? Blood: That is pretty much correct. I'm now officially under EWT contract, but I also have a commitment to wrestle in Mexico which prevents me from competing in EWT until early July. EWT.com: I see, that cleared a lot of things up. What kind of matches have you been doing recently? Blood: A while ago I fought Sabu in a Mexican Deathmatch, which ended up being rather bloody. Of course that happens every time I'm in the ring with someone, but that was really something. We absolutely killed each other out there, and the crowd was eating the whole thing up. I needed 46 stitches after the match, but loved every minute of it. EWT.com: I thought Sabu had a 90-day no compete clause after he was "wished well in his future endeavors" by WWE. Blood: Well, yes, he does have one but there was some kind of loophole, I don't know any details but I can assure you that he was in rare form that night! EWT.com: Who won? Blood: It ended in a double KO and the finish involved lots of tables and fluorescent lightbulbs. EWT.com: All right. Are you going to bring those ultraviolent matches to EWT with you? Blood: Why not, as long as there's a reason for it. I no longer do those matches just for the sake of it, which was the case when I was starting out as a wrestler. I realized after a few years that I'm just shortening my career with every deathmatch, so I took a hiatus from those for a while and learned to wrestle better. It was one of the best decisions I've ever made. EWT.com: Okay. Before we end this interview, there's one last question: What's the deal with your ever-changing face paint designs? Blood: I alter my face paint when I feel like it, usually there's no real reason for that. Sometimes it's like "dressing for the occasion", a bit like when Leatherface changes his face for different occasions, sometimes I just feel I want to look like Carnage or Darth Maul or whatever so I alter the paint accordingly. EWT.com: Sounds interesting. Well, that's all for now, thanks again to the Blood Red Sandman, River Blood for granting us this interview. All of EWT and our fans will be looking forward to your official debut. Blood: The pleasure was all mine.
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