The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jul 9, 2007 13:35:29 GMT -5
www.webicidal.com-An injury reportfrom last night's TLC match. Jonathan Doe, although showing no signs of it during the match, suffered a slight concussion, and a mildly sprained knee. Andy Duke required 9 stiches in his head, and 20 in his right thigh. But medical professionals are stating that the injury to the leg is just a flesh wound, and there were no lacerations or tears to the muscle. Alexa King recieved a fat lip and some light brusing from the hands of Terina. Expect neither of the three to miss any time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2007 13:48:37 GMT -5
www.lolwrestling.com-It has been reported that all of the members of TJT, due to their experience with bumps, have all come off as healthy after the TLC match. Jupiter was bruised all across the match, but no bones were broken. -Plans for the tag championship feud are to continue, as the result of no in-ring "setbacks."
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Post by liontamer12 on Jul 10, 2007 0:25:43 GMT -5
- From www.pwi.com - John "The Lion" Valentine and Andy "The Eagle" Davidson were seen in a Sao Paulo slum on Sunday building a house for a poor Brazilian family. "If we're not in the pay-per-view giving to the fans, we'll be giving to them somewhere else," Valentine said. No other details were disclosed by our sources. -Pro Wrestling Insider
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 10, 2007 3:00:22 GMT -5
- From www.HumbleU.com - It seems that the stable of Domination Creation Station Nation may be on the rocks. During a weekend event, several people had to separate the group as all three broke out into a fight. How this will affect their storyline with F.O.G. at the moment is not clear.
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Jul 10, 2007 19:58:30 GMT -5
source: Lolwrestling.comA press release on the behalf of Redface Rodgers was released today. It simply states "I have not left the EWT Roster, F**kers."
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 10, 2007 20:52:26 GMT -5
www.ZOMG-Its-A-WrestleN00z.com-Spyke and Synthy Eris are keeping tight lipped on the plans for their possible tag team. We know nothing other than what we saw during the original promo. -The Mahavir Ahba vs. a member of Team Ireland match was supposed to turn into a tag match with Spyke teaming up with Mahavir to take on Aidan Donnelly and Sean McCann, but the match was scrapped due to communication error, or something, we don't know.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 10, 2007 23:49:47 GMT -5
www.lolwrestling.comIt seems as if Mike Corral is not done with the Heavyweight Title scene. Our lead analyst Berry Jerry Smith was getting a cup of coffee when he overheard Mike and Chad Michaels talking. Smith didn't hear the whole conversation, but the words "Ragnal" "Title" and "Nerds are good" were overheard. We hear a lolwrestling.com are curious to see if Corral will continue his feud with Ragnal, and wonder why Corral would be talking about a candy.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 11, 2007 16:34:07 GMT -5
www.shockingtruth.comRumor has it that Mike Ragnal is in talks with the fed heads over a new match concept labeled "Pick My Poison", which will be similar to WWE's Cyber Sunday in which the fans decide who will become #1 contender for his title that night. Should the idea go through, Mike will announce the participants that fans can vote for by Friday, with the winner announced on the night of the PPV.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 11, 2007 18:33:37 GMT -5
~ JokerNet ~ All the latest EWT internet wrestling news ~ - Soundless Dawn is done and in the record books, attendance was high and no serious injuries have been reported despite a great deal of high risk action.
- Talk of the town is the hotly anticipated Maelstrom and Ratings collision that could be imminent after last night's main event. EWT Management is high on both superstars and sees them as a potential long term feud that will burn through the summer months.
- EWT has had no contact with D'Zee after her recent outburst at the Hall of Fame ceremony. Indeed some veterans have said it showed complete disrespect to the business. We tried to get a hold of D'Zee for a comment but were cut off.
- Some of the road agents backstage believe that Mr. Bad may be a true diamond in the rough especially as he has been found at such a late stage in an already long career. Many are thinking of doing a retrospective on the grotesque and violent man's storied history. Other's are suggesting a possible singles run. he is said to be happy in his role tagging with Mr.Big.
- Curly Long was caught this week by tabloid newspapers in a motel with two lapdancers and a donkey. Some say Curly Long lives his gimmick too much. We caught up with the wrestlings most well known midget and he had this to say ...
"Hey, I didn't come into this business for the athletic compettion or the fans. I came here to make a pile of dough and score with hot chicks, if I entertain some folks while doing it so be it. Those tabloid hacks want to know what I do in my private time, I say let them. Quite frankly some of the stuff I get up to they couldn't print anyway, and if they did I wouldn't mind as I like it and it makes me more money!"
So another typical day for the crude, lewd and rude midget king.
~ Credit Jokernet ~
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Post by shiranui on Jul 13, 2007 20:27:45 GMT -5
EWT-ONLINE.COM --- EXCLUSIVE FIRST PHOTO OF RIVER BLOOD'S NEW "ALTERNATE" LOOK!
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Jul 13, 2007 20:52:58 GMT -5
Source: wrestlehell.comToom E. Dangerously has announced that he is lifting the two month suspention on EWT Star Redface Rodgers. When asked why, Dangerously claimed he was "undoing the damage Oceanic did" and "Doesn't give two craps about what Rodgers does backstage, as long as he doesn't on my bad side." Strangely, Rodgers could not be reached for comment.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jul 15, 2007 17:41:09 GMT -5
EWT.com EXCULSIVE BREAKING NEWS - BK3K LEAVING EWT In light of Spaz's retirement and Mike Ragnal's questionable future, two more EWT wrestlers have decided to part ways with the active roster. "The Original Thriller" Maxx Awesome and "The Major Playa" Erik Majors have opted out from their contract extensions to pursue other interests. The duo were best known for being members of the Elite along with close friend and fellow EWT Superstar, Ratings. While the trio took the wrestling world by storm in GWE (Greatness Wrestling Entertainment) and KPW (Kapoutland Professional Wrestling), the Elite found little success as a faction in EWT. While Ratings broke out as a solo star, Maxx and Erik found themselves continuously at home collecting cheques, with creative having nothing for them. The two were brought back during the feud between Ratings and Spaz, in hopes of a Elite (Ratings/Maxx/Majors) vs. Generation Tech (Spaz, Spyke Johannson and a third who was rumored to be Merc or jzbadblood). Spaz's retirement, Merc's release and JZ's MIA status had caused creative to scrap that plan. The writers attempted to push the duo as a pair of faces, splitting them up with Ratings and breaking up the Elite. Unfortunately, the end results was a trip back to square one: Maxx and Erik sent back home with creative having nothing for them. When it came time for yearly contract negotiations, the duo decided to decline a renewal and opted out of their current contracts. This does not necessarily mean we haven't seen the last of BK3K, as both men have accepted positions as trainers at EWT developmental territory WHOA. Also, Maxx has shown interest in joining the creative team. It has been said that he has been adding some creative input and feedback to Team Ireland since their arrival last year ( ). Erik Majors on the other hand has shown an interest in other athletic possibilities such as football. It has also been said that the two still wrestle for KPW despite Ratings' rumored fallout with the company. It should also be noted that while the Elite disbanded on EWT television, Ratings, Maxx and Erik remain close friends and were traveling buddies since the days on the independent scene. Their friendship will no doubt remain strong during and after this turn of events. We here at EWT wish Maxx Awesome and Erik Majors the best in their future endeavors and thank them for their commitment to Extreme Wrestling Threaderation.
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Post by shiranui on Jul 15, 2007 17:47:52 GMT -5
Credit: rajah.com
EWT wrestler River Blood may or may not introduce a valet named "Scarlett" (whose hair may or may not be red) in the near future. Check back for updates.
*EXCLUSIVE* BIG DICK JOHNSON NAKED PICTURES WITH STEPHANIE MCMAHON CLICK HERE
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Post by Hensley on Jul 18, 2007 21:52:41 GMT -5
EWT-ONLINE.com
EXCLUSIVE NEWS
A viginette that aired recently on Back In Black showed a silent man with his own music video that displayed many high risk action moves. The man has been identified as Hardcore Hensley. He now has his own section posted in the EWT Bio-Thread. Expect more on this soon!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 18, 2007 23:01:06 GMT -5
- From www.HumbledU.com - An update from an earlier story. It seems that Danny Ashley, Houston, and Titan have all come back to friendly terms with one another. They were last seen discussing the Steel Chaos match and how it is going to be the biggest match of their careers.
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Post by liontamer12 on Jul 23, 2007 19:55:31 GMT -5
- From www.pwi.com - John "The Lion" Valentine and Andy "The Eagle" Davidson have made a full recovery from Virus's attacks last week and were seen today serving food at a local soup kitchen. Just as we were going to get comments from Valentine, a homeless man vomited on him. We assume everything is going well. - Pro Wrestling Insider
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Post by liontamer12 on Jul 24, 2007 5:44:17 GMT -5
- From www.pwi.com - Amnestria, LWF (Lewiston Wrestling Federation) women's superstar, has been released by the LWF to become a free agent. The LWF wishes Amnestria the best of luck in her future endeavors. -Pro Wrestling Insider
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jul 24, 2007 7:51:39 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling--Not much has been heard from Ratings over the last week. However, we are happy to report that it is not anything serious and Ratings was actually doing some media appearances outside of North America on behalf of EWT. He is expected to play a large role at Old School and is said to be returning to action within the next couple of days. --The cancellation of Mahavir Abha versus a Team Ireland member at Soundless Dawn was said to caused by a communication error. While that is true, it has come to our knowledge that Mahavir suffered a minor injury at a house show two days before the event. While it was not career threatening, the medical staff informed him to take it slow for the next couple of weeks before returning to the ring. As previously reported, the match would have been changed to a tag match with Mahavir Abha teaming up with surprise partner Spyke Johannson taking on Team Ireland members Aidan Donnelly and Sean McCann. While there was talk of replacing Mahavir at the last minute, EWT ended up postponing the match since it would come off as a "throw-away match" and Team Ireland was already set to take part in the stable championship match. Mahavir is now healed from his injury and the current plan is to have the match as soon as the next match board is posted. --Backstage is said to be very high on Mahavir and Jasmyne. Both have been getting along well with their fellow talent and EWT staff members and have received exceptional praise for their ring work at house shows. Jasmyne especially, as many have considered her the female version of ex-WWE characters Goldust and Rico. --Commercials for Old School are already in the process of filming. According to our "on-the-scene" sources, the setting resembles that of a established private school with the EWT superstars and starlets dressed in different school uniforms, representing different cliques. The general feel of the ad is said to have been inspired by the controversial video game, "Bully". The filming is scheduled to continue throughout the week and the finished ad should be ready a week before Old School.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 26, 2007 22:07:29 GMT -5
From ewt.com:
--EWT is pleased to announce that Toom E Dangerously has met with potential investors to sponsor EWT programing due to the finacial problems as of late. Stay tuned for more information as they develop.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 3, 2007 12:14:29 GMT -5
www.ewt.comArringhe Rosse was hit by a bus today. Looks like we're psychic. Ah well. Nuts to him.
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