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Post by The Bad Man on Aug 20, 2007 4:52:10 GMT -5
- THE BAD MAN BLOG -
FLHEH ... THIS WEEK IT BEGINS ... FLHEH! ... THIS WEEK I TASTE BLOOD ONCE MORE!
FLHEH ... TERRY TAYLOR IS PROMISED TO ME ... I WON'T DISAPPOINT ... FLHEH ... I WON'T RELENT ON MY DEAL ... FLHEH!
FLHEH ... I'LL NEED MORE THOUGH, TO SATISFY THE CRAVING, THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT SUFFERING AND PAIN I CAN INFLICT.
FLHEH ... FLHEH ... RONNIE CORDOVA! ... FLHEH ... FLHEH ... RONNIE CORDOVA! ... FLHEH ... FLHEH ... THE BAD MAN HAS MADE A PROMISE! ... FLHEH! ... FLHEH![/size][/font]
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 31, 2007 13:07:26 GMT -5
www.theshocking truth.com According to Mike Ragnal, the woman mentioned in his recent promo, along with the wedding, was none other than his upcoming marriage to Sasha Pehl, whom most EWT fans may recognize as the former Ice Queen, Chrysta. Although Mike and Sasha had worked together during the Connection/Ragnals feud, it was not until Chrysta's return at Crapamania 3 that the two had fallen in love. They began dating shortly afterwards, even after Sasha left EWT, with being fed up by her storyline. Mike had also suggested bringing Sasha, who is by nationality Australian, and can cover her accent as well as Nicole Kidman can, to KPW. Even though her initial run didn't work well, her new identity as Chrysta has won her over with Kreative. In WCF, Sasha was merely a manager to Mike. But after Mike won their Television championship, he proposed with the title to Sasha. The two have yet to plan out a wedding date, but it's believed the wedding will take place in Sasha's hom of Darwin, Australia.
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TJT
AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
Posts: 109
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Post by TJT on Aug 31, 2007 20:42:28 GMT -5
www.ewt.com-TJT's match with two of Minipax is set to be broadcast on September 1st, 2007.
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Spectre
Mike the Goon
"The echo of a point in time..."
Posts: 44
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Post by Spectre on Sept 1, 2007 0:33:41 GMT -5
Source: eidubteedotcom.org-There has been word going around backstage that some EWT wrestlers have actually been seeking the masked man Spectre out for some kinds of training in different wrestling styles. Unfortunately for them, Spectre has apparently been very elusive; he picks different points in arenas to observe the shows, then seems to vanish once the events are over. Most have not paid it much mind, but some wrestlers have been overheard wondering about what kind of set up the mysterious figure has with the EWT. -Speaking of Spectre, there is also word that he's being considered for title matches against some of the singles champions in the EWT, that he's advanced enough in his style to challenge established names upfront. This has only added fuel to the speculation fire over who the man under the mask might be: a foreign import, an established indy name, a returning EWT wrestler, or perhaps something totally unexpected? These theories have all been bandied about. As for whether he might end up challenging for the Toolshed Title after the match at TStL 2 to determine the number one contender, we cannot comment, as EWT is usually very tight lipped about who will win matches with direct title implications. Going by his style, though, we can assume that Spectre may soon get a shot at whoever the Ox Division champion is in the near future.
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Post by The Bad Man on Sept 1, 2007 14:29:00 GMT -5
- The Bad Man Blog -
Flheh ... My promises are made ... Flheh ... The bathrooms of EWT are safe no more ... Just look at Taylor, look at his brutalised face and wonder at his pain! ... Flheh Flheh ... Eric Perez is going to be next ... I made a promise, I demanded victims ... flheh ... I was given my request! ... fleheh!
Flheh ... The sky is red! ... The sky is red! ... 10 points isn't enough to make Cordova red ... flheh! Flheh!
Not enough!! ...Fleheh!!
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Spectre
Mike the Goon
"The echo of a point in time..."
Posts: 44
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Post by Spectre on Sept 11, 2007 21:45:00 GMT -5
Source: WrestlingPeepers.com
-For a few minutes this afternoon, on the EWT homepage, a strange pop-up came up displaying a thin, angular "S" in front of a black background. It was preceded by a message saying "The time draws near. Arm yourselves, lest I be proven right."
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Sept 13, 2007 13:28:20 GMT -5
www.itsstillrealtousdammit.org-As luck would have it, JZ landed on a bail of hay after falling from the airplane at last night's 'Wrestlers on a Plane' match. He was then sprayed with fire extinguisher for good measure.
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Post by Lamont "The Don" Robinson on Sept 15, 2007 19:39:12 GMT -5
Donspot.com[/i]~ The offical Website of Wrestler Lamont "The Don" Robison [BLOG] i ain't dead, son (09/15/07): Y'all need to chill. I'm here, and I'm not dead. What the hell is the matter wit y'all? i can't take a break or nuttin with out somebody think I got shot or that i retired. Dat s*** need to stop. A'ite, Here's what's up: i finally got the release from my TWF contract. Last Week's Match against Corey Malone was my last, and i think it was a nice way to go out. i am to begin working in EWT, but right now there's a lot of legal s*** to go through, a lot of red tape i think they call it, But i'm sure i'll debut soon, at least before the end of the year. in the mean time, i'll just be enjoying myself. Got the new Kanye CD, and i plan on bumpin' that shit day and night. gonna celebrate my daughter's 5th birthday and get ready for the birthday of my soon, whose due in in january or febuary i think. i'll keep you posted. ~Slam Prostitute, Lamont
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Post by liontamer12 on Sept 16, 2007 3:56:05 GMT -5
WWW.EWT.COM/BREAKING_NEWS
From www.pwi.com/ewt and www.preparetobeinfected.net/forum:After last Sunday's event at The Skies the Limit II, Virus sustained a serious neck injury. A fragment of vertebrae had chipped off and come dangerously close to his spinal cord. Emergency surgery took place minutes after x-rays were taken the night of the accident. John Valentine and Amnestria were there for the entire 12-hour process and we were able to catch them for an interview. With our talks with the couple we learned that the surgery was a success and that Virus is in stable condition. We here at EWT wish Virus a full, speedy recovery.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Sept 16, 2007 4:43:09 GMT -5
www.ewt-europe.eu"SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE" IVY ROSEPINE STRIPPED OF HER WWE TITLE ! It has just been confirmed that, despite the fans' protests, the EWT Girl Newt Door "Sexually Suggestive" Ivy Rosepine has been stripped of the WWE Cruiserweight title. This decision has ben taken because, since Ivy Rosepine is not an official WWE member, she cannot become an official WWE champion either. After some fans protested by refering to a certain "David Arquette" and an obscure federation allegedly called WCW that the WWE officials claim they never heard of, the same officials answered that there had never been an official title match between Ivy Rosepine and Hornswoggle to begin with. Rosepine has therefore been forced to restitute the title to the little bastard. Ivy Rosepine was available for comment and when asked how she felt about it, she just said : "I really don' t mind. I mean, the WE is making it' s best effort to make this title and its Cruiserweight division worthless by forbidding to use the most popular moves and giving the belt to a guy who isn' t even a real wrestler but a manager. And anyway, we all saw who was the strongest. *Big smirk*"
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Tiffany
Mike the Goon
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl... aheheh, aheheh...
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Post by Tiffany on Sept 16, 2007 10:52:40 GMT -5
www.tiffanyizhawt.netHey, everyone. Hope you're all keeping well & stuff. So, I made my debut in EWT. Cool, huh? I'll totally be getting in the ring soon. I had a few ideas about what I wanted to do that were shot down. That made me sad. I wnated to host a weekly segement where I picked various objects up off the floor, but they said no. Can you believe it? Mr. Dorfelfin says I'll be getting alot more to do in the upcoming weeks so make sure you keep watching for me, okay? xoxoxoxoxoxox -Tiffany
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Bedlam LadyD
Samurai Cop
Is a WSX Cupcake. BOOOOOOOM!!
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Sept 16, 2007 20:22:06 GMT -5
Synthetic Blog Skills: From the Mind of Synthy Eris.
Hey guys, listen up, alright? I have very little say at the moment, as I'm still recovering a bit from that hellacious match against Madison. Light sensitivity included, but it should be noted that as the NEW..ly dubbed Girl Next Door Champion, I'm proud as hell and it should be fully noted as well, that I will be giving a 'celebration speech' within the week. Stay tuned and keep an ear and eye out, as I'm sure it'll be easier to listen to then most of the guys around here. Keep strong and watch out for the monster in the corner..
-Syn.
..Also, it should be noted that I have no intention of taking out the next batch of Harlot Contestants. I loved beating the first group..but the reason for my lack of wanted brutality toward this group is the actual drive I see so far. The majority of them seem to actually want to work and may even be a bit tough. The only new woman I completely cannot tolerate is that wanton dumb Barbie doll, Tiffany. Yet..even she falls below my radar at the second. I have more important issues to worry about then such a trifle matter. Namely, keeping the newly instate Girl Next Door Championship around my waist.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Sept 17, 2007 15:37:14 GMT -5
http://www.holy_father.com
My Children, As your saw in EWT the Holy Father has decided to help the children of EWT by having them convert to the real deal, wether they want to or not.
Fear not my Children, The Holy Father will bring the sinnng sheep into my flock
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Sept 26, 2007 10:22:23 GMT -5
www.spykejohannson.com.edu.lawl--WHERE HAS SPYKE JOHANNSON BEEN?! Spyke is currently being detained in a jail in Bangladesh on charges of tomfoolery. Apparently dancing in town squares for laughs is frowned upon. Who knew?
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Post by rblietz on Sept 29, 2007 11:37:13 GMT -5
~EWT.com~
- Ryan Blietz has signed an open contract with Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation (EWT) as of September 29, 2007. No other details are available at this time.
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Post by teamireland on Oct 7, 2007 15:19:48 GMT -5
www.teh1337wrestlenewz.comSources claim that Liam O'Neill's "secret" may be connected to WWE's "Save-US.222". Other sources say it may have something to do with Tyler Black & Necro Butcher. Other sources dismissed the previous two sources as idiots.
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Tiffany
Mike the Goon
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl... aheheh, aheheh...
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Post by Tiffany on Oct 13, 2007 11:51:41 GMT -5
www.tiffanyizhawt.netOH MY GOD! Can you guys believe it? I'm getting an opportunity to become EWT GND Champion! I'm SO gonna win this & make all my fans out there totally proud! You'll all see that this little girl knows how to kick some serious butt! Synthy doesn't know what she's getting into. That lovely belt is coming back to California with me & I'll everyone will, like, totally know what it means when you step in the ring with Tiffany. xoxoxoxoxoxox - Next EWT GND Champion Tiffany
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Oct 13, 2007 13:48:54 GMT -5
Source: EWTObserver
-Sources are telling this reporter that the EWT Home Video Department is highly considering putting out a "Best of Andy Duke: Year 1" DVD. No one is quite sure if it will be just matches, or a retrospective, or if it will even be coming out. If this does hit stores, expect an abundance of Pre-Cidal stuff(as you know that EWT is just itching to release a "Best of the Cidal Squad" some day). Even more rumors are circulating that EWT officials have negotiated with the now defunct Ring of Stuff, a company Duke used to work for earlier in his career, in an attempt to get some more matches and segments to bulk up this set with non-cidal stuff. As many of you know, this November will be Duke's 1 year anniversary with EWT.
-In other Cidal news, the message boards here at EWTObserver, and I'm sure other places,too, are just packed with posts and topics about what exactly Andy Duke's and Jonathan Doe's "wishes" are going to be. Rumors have circulated, ranging from everything to the team disbanding, to forming their own branches of the Cidal Squad(a la the nWo), to things more mondane, such as a rematch of their upcoming PPV match. But sources are telling this reporter that Andy Duke will announce his wish prior to the PPV on EWT TV, so keep your eyes peeled for that announcemnt. The same source is telling me that the plan is to keep Jonathan Doe's a secret for now. Still no definate news on exactly who is going to win their match.
-And in yet another bit of Cidal News, this time more personal than work-related, it appears that the "Cidal Squad Power Couple" of Andy Duke and Alexa King are no more, as of the publishing of this report. No word on why, but speculation is that the work-schedule is what did the couple in. But in a shocking move, the two appear to still be friends, so it is unclear how this will effect their working relationship, if it does at all. If they hadn't of broken up, this December would have been their two year anniversary.
-And in some non-Cidal news, EWT rookie Exner has been having great success here in EWT. The "unbeaten"(still technically by pinfall and submission) masked man from New York has been having some great matches here in EWT, has been booked the last two PPVs since his arrival, a rare feat for a rookie, and has really made a connection with the crowd(some positive, some negative). But now the masked vigilante is starting to really become a success financially. Exner masks and t-shirts have been selling very well, both online at EWTshop.com, and at live events. In fact, at a live event this past week in Moose Jaw, British Columbia, Exner masks sold out before intermission, and many fans were quite upset. To appease them, EWT vending officials starting taking "rain checks" for the masks. In the end, it is estimated that 150 masks were sold, when EWT nnly expected to sell around 10. An action figure is planned for the next series.
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Bedlam LadyD
Samurai Cop
Is a WSX Cupcake. BOOOOOOOM!!
Posts: 2,452
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Oct 15, 2007 18:35:18 GMT -5
Synthetic Blog Skills: From the mind of Synthy Eris.
Apparentally, ... yeah. No words can describe my laughter, Tiffany. I'm damn sure a comb could put up a better fight then your bimboid butt. Whatev'.
Hey people, I just wanted to say that I'm stretching out the kinks and am SO ready to tangle in that ring again. I've had to stay away do to some minor death threatage ((Blame management, not me)) Keep a look out in the darkest corners of your mind...you'll never know where I'll pop up. -Synthy.
PS: Hey, Juri...next time, you bring the cheezits, chikadee.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
Posts: 4,236
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Post by Ratings on Oct 18, 2007 14:34:26 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.comMany EWT fans may have noticed the absence of EWT superstar Ratings over the last couple of weeks. It has come our attention that the Palm Springs Playboy has been at home recuperating from a back injury sustained at Old School in his match with Maelstrom. The injury occurred early in the match when Maelstrom held Ratings in a gorilla press position and proceeded to toss him out of the ring. Ratings hit the gymnasium floor hard and worked through it the for rest of the match. Since then, his condition has declined to the point it was affecting his performance. After Elite Perfection faced Maelstrom & Oceanic at Skies the Limit, Ratings decided to take some time off and let his back heal. He is currently resting at his Palm Springs estate. Ratings is still scheduled to face Maelstrom at the upcoming Survival of the Fittest.
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