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Post by The Bad Man on Oct 22, 2007 17:58:17 GMT -5
- THE BAD MAN BLOG -
FLHEH ... The week is young ... FLheh ... The week is bloody and tender in my hands ... fleheh .... that is what the weeks meat will feel like... flheh!
FlheH ... They made me team ... Flheh heh ... they made me join up ... Flheh .. It won't matter, it never does ... flhehe
Flheh ... the carcass of my victims await ... flheh .. Large or small ... fleheh ... I shall crush and carve them all apart ... Fleheh ..
Fleheh ... No one is safe! .. fleheh ... No one ... fleheh!!
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Oct 24, 2007 8:37:06 GMT -5
www.SpykeJohannson.comBREAKING NEWS: Spyke Johannson injured in midget wrestling match at Iowa State Fair, will be out for several weeks. Story by James Carter AMES, IOWA- The scene at the fairgrounds was of total shock last night when Spyke Johannson, appearing on behalf of EWT at the Iowa State Fair was injured during a midget wrestling match against local midget wrestling legend, Little Big Show. "The little bastard just came up and bit me in the ankle!" says Spyke en route to a local hospital. Several audience members also gave their accounts of what happend. "I'll tell ya what happened! The little bastard just came up and bit him in the ankle!" says 76-year old Martin Marsden. The timing couldn't be worse for Spyke as he was attempting a return full-time to EWT. "I was all set to come back until that little bastard bit me in the ankle!" Little Big Show was unavailable for comment due to his vicious assault against a reporter for an NBC affiliate in Cedar Rapids. "That son of a b**** bit me in the f****** ankle!" said Kevin Aberdeen of KWWL Channel 7 in Cedar Rapids as cameras from his station rolled. The scene was gruesome. Ankles bitten, midgets arrested, children crying, and one man's wrestling career put on hold, for at least another 2-3 weeks. More on this story as it develops.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 24, 2007 20:10:51 GMT -5
Source: www.ewtrocks.comThe scheduled Marcus Saxton-Richard Clay match was postponed due to Clay buying stock in some crap and Marcus trained the legendary Little Big Show, "teaching the little bastard everything I knew". The match will be shown later on tonight.
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Post by brokenrose on Oct 30, 2007 7:06:14 GMT -5
EWT.com Exclusive
The Broken Rose's Plans for Survival of the Fittest? By. K.A.W.
As we have no doubt heard over recent weeks, the Broken Rose of EWT has seemed rather driven towards a goal. A goal she calls her “bigger fish to fry”. In the interest of finding things out, we spoke with Miss Sadamoto right after her match with the highly dangerous Karma (Who will have a match at the PPV as well, facing off against her former part-time team mate Madison).
“Hello, Miss Sadamoto? How are you feeling after your match with Karma?”
Juri: You know, you would think that I would be mad and/or angry at that comment but I'm not. In truth, I'm feeling pretty bad physical wise. But not as bad as I did with the last match I had with her.
“Are you ashamed that you lost so decisively to Karma in your recent bout?”
Juri: No. Nobody should. The chick's a monster. She's always been a touch competitor but ever since joining the Draugr... Well, you should know the results.
“Indeed. Any reason why you had less of an impressive show against her?”
Juri: Two things. One: She was far more driven to beat me. No doubt after that last match, my victory over her must have driven her mad. Thus she must have used that as motivation and thus ensured a smarter match by her. Two: I wasn't as focused. Lately my mind has been centered on only one thing. Not even Karma's brutal attacks or Vivian's madness has been able to break it.
“Would this be your 'bigger fish to fry'?”
Juri: Yes.
"Is the bigger fish that you keep referring to your best friend Synthy?"
Juri: Ha. No. Although it would be nice to see her. She's pretty much ignored me since winning that title. Guess she got what she wanted from me and no longer needs me. Which really hurts me. The last time I got to talk to her, I said “Hope you have a good match tonight.” As she stared at her title, she gave a quick “Fine. Whatever.” And that was it.
“Who or what is it then?”
Juri: That... That will all be revealed soon. But look for Survival of the Fittest for the answer. Now, if you don't mind, I need to buy some make-up.
And just like that, the Broken Rose left us with rather confused looks on our faces. What could she be referring to? We guess that only she knows and will make it known when the time is right.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
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Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Oct 30, 2007 9:25:18 GMT -5
www.SpykeJohannson.com---The OFFICIAL Website of EWT's Spyke Johannson--- Spyke Johannson Update (Source: Seattle Times Newspaper) Spyke bests Bill Gates in a game of DDR, New Majority Owner of Microsoft?Story by Alex P. Keaton REDMOND, WASHINGTON- Up, up, up, left, left/up, down, down. The final button presses on the Dance Dance Revolution pad it took Spyke Johannson to hit to become 51% owner of Microsoft Corp. The two agreed to the bout after a brief lunch at a downtown cafe. "It was all very sudden." says a stunned Spyke, talking to reporters on the scene. "We just agreed to one match, I even let him pick the song." continued Spyke. Bill Gates, obviously upset, was found sobbing in a corner near a few game programmers. "I call HAX! Total HAX!" screammed Gates. Gates was promptly removed from the room at the request of several staff members. When asked about how he was able to beat Gates in a game of DDR, even after the attack from midget wrestler, Little Big Show last week, Spyke assured that the injury was not a serious as it looked. "He didn't even break the skin. It was those crazy doctors that said I'd be out a few weeks. What do they know?" When confronted with a photo of him and Gates earlier in the day, showing Spyke wearing a foot cast, Spyke smirked. "Maybe Bill got hustled, who knows?" Spyke then stood up and slipped the cast back on. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going bowling with Mark Cuban today, thank you." ---For all the up-to-date information on Spyke Johannson, log on to AIM, enter "StewieGriffin527" and ask any question.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 1, 2007 15:36:28 GMT -5
www.pwsnorch.com- Marcus Trunk was seen backstage during the latest EWT taping. It's believed that he was simply visiting old friends, although he did mention that he wouldn't rule out a return to the company. - Speaking of Marcus Trunk, his former partner, Rick Raskall, has unfortunately decided to retire from wrestling. Although the back injury suffered during the Steel Cage Falls Count Anywhere match with Trunk was not career-threatening, Raskall decided that his heart simply wasn't in it anymore, and it was time for him to move on.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 4, 2007 13:57:20 GMT -5
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Ass Dan
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Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Nov 4, 2007 14:13:26 GMT -5
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Nov 4, 2007 14:14:14 GMT -5
Source:EWTinsider.com
-EWT GND Alexa King's contract will expire after the PPV tonight. She was signed to a 6 month deal, most of which she spent on the main roster. It has been confirmed that she is NOT re-signing at this time, due to her own personal choice, stemming from her real-life break-up with EWT Superstar Andy Duke. She will be used on a Pay-per-appearance deal until all loose-ends with her are tied up, which is speculated to be only 1 show. No news on if her and Andy will try and reconcile once Alexa leaves the road.
- Look for other EWT contracts to expire soon, as well as new people being brought up the main roster.
-Many people have been wondering where Exner has been as of late. It has been reported that the masked man tweaked his knee, but will return to full-time action after the PPV.
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Post by radicalbuttercup on Nov 4, 2007 21:17:31 GMT -5
www.lolwrestlingfuzzypickles.com-Madison The Clown Girl sustained a neck injury during her match with Karma at the Survival Of Fittest ppv. It was believed to have happened after she took the top rope powerbomb at the end of the match. She was quoted as saying: "GAMERA! GAMERA IS FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN!" What this had to do with anything or if it was just her upped dose of meds speaking, remains a mystery. She will be out of action until at least 2008.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Nov 5, 2007 6:58:31 GMT -5
- EWT JNInsider -
~ Although a car pile up on the freeway was to blame for several superstars not making the PPV, Big and Bad did reach the event in time. Unfortunatly before there match there was a full out brawl between creative and the two particpants and so it was delayed and instead will be shown this week on EWT primetime TV. The cause of the brawl was suggested to be because Mr. Bad thought the finish for the match was not violent anough to stay true to his character. Some are suggesting the push Mr. Bad has been getting has gone to his head.
~ It was decided by management that the match will be added to the EWT Amphitheatre DVD release of Survival of the Fittest as a special bonus extra.
Credit ~ Unnamed reporter with a big smiley face.
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Post by Rated X on Nov 7, 2007 1:10:41 GMT -5
www.theaftermath.comThe scheduled Aftermath-CAP match will not be shown, due to Aftermath being accidentally deported. They were last seen a week ago claiming they were Americans.
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Post by Hensley on Nov 7, 2007 1:21:31 GMT -5
- EWT.com -
EWT Insiders are reporting that Hardcore Hensley's open challenge for Season's Beatings has already been answered. When asked about the identity of his opponent, Hensley refused comment.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Nov 7, 2007 10:55:42 GMT -5
www.SpykeJohannson.com -Your #7 source for all the fake up-to-date news on EWT's very own, Spyke Johannson! Spyke Johannson Accepts Movie Role, Working With Steve Gutenberg, Movie Career May Already Be Over [/u] Story by Mark Monitor HOLLYWOOD, ALABAMA- "Dukes of Hazard 3: The Return of Police Academy" is the name of the new film and already people are saying that Spyke Johannson's movie career is in the crapper before it even begins. Spyke accepted the role late last week when he was approached by Steve Gutenberg and Judge Reinhold. A heated argument erupted when Spyke pointed out that Reinhold was in neither "The Dukes of Hazard" or any of the "Police Academy" movies. Reinhold allegedly got violent and Spyke put him in a fujiwara armbar. Due to his newly broken arm, Reinhold was replaced by Alfonso Ribeiro of Fresh Prince of Bel Aire fame. Filming only took 2 days and was said to be a complete disaster. Steve Gutenberg, claiming to be the "end-all-be-all" of acting, demanded double what he was offered to make the movie. Producers told him that it wasn't in their budget to give Mr. Gutenberg an extra $20. Gutenberg promptly walked off the set and went back to his job managing a Shoney's off I-65. Spyke and Alfonso were said to become best of buds on set. Alfonso even invited Spyke to do a guest spot on The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. Spyke pointed out to the former Carlton Banks that the show ended nearly 10 years ago. Alfonso reportedly shouted "I STILL BELIVE!" Then sang an off-key rendition of "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones and swung his arms wildly. With 2 of the 3 main actors gone from the movie, Spyke ended up having to play every role. Critics say this may actually help the movie's chances. When asked about the daunting task of taking on 3 roles, Spyke said "I did that horrible heel turn at the beginning of 2007. If I can do that, I can do anything." The movie's reported budget is $100, down from $140 before Steve Gutenberg's ego-inflated walkout and Alfonso Ribiero's loss of sanity. The film is expected to be released in 2 weeks and is expected to fail miserably. "It's the start of a possible 2nd career."
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Post by DieShiguya on Nov 8, 2007 11:38:36 GMT -5
From: Jrocknwrestlingrevolution.com
It has come to jrocknwrestlingrevolution.com’s attention that Die Shiguya is not going to be able to make his scheduled appearance for the Tuxedo Match against George ‘The Animal’ Steele. Sources say the enigmatic rocker is feeling paranoid and had been talking of static ringing in his ears. Unable to comment any further he simply sent in a lyric sheet in which our reporters had to decode. The final analysis lead to the realization that Shiguya is currently biding his time for an appropriate return. There are no further details available at the moment.
-Reporter: Ari Mayazaki
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AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
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Post by TJT on Nov 8, 2007 20:33:40 GMT -5
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Post by The Line on Nov 11, 2007 3:48:13 GMT -5
Source:EWTinsider -For everyone who saw the show last night, or didn't see it, last night marked the final EWT appearances by Cidal Squad members Jonathan Doe and Alexa King. Both of their contracts expired at the end of last month. It was speculated that Alexa was not resigned because of her break-up with Real-life and on-screen boyfriend Andy Duke, but that is just speculation. Rumors are already circulating that her and Andy have already gotten back together. Both Doe and King's departures were mutual. This reporter's sources are saying that it wouldn't be too far fetched to see these two in EWT once again. -In other Cidal Squad news from last night, Andy Duke announced a tag team invitational, which will start next week, and go at least until the end of the calender year. All 6 teams will be new to EWT. In an EWTinsider exclusive first, we have brief info on each team: - Drug Of Choice-San Francisco, California
- The Baskette Boys- Tempe, Arizona
- The River City Rebels- Boston, Mass
- The Moroccan Militia Movement-Rabat, Morocco
- The Spectaculars-Chicago, Illinois
- Team Obsession-New York City
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 12, 2007 22:38:02 GMT -5
www.wayintowrestling.comThe Comedian disappears! It appears that "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs has disappeared at the hands of Ferhago Crow. The reason for this "disappearance" is because Riggs has been splitting his time between EWT and it's developmental territory, WHOA. Since he was doing more in WHOA than in EWT, it was felt it would be better for Riggs if he stayed there for a while. Riggs is said to be okay with the decision. No word yet on when he'll return to EWT.
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Ratings
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"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Nov 13, 2007 7:38:15 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling--We've just received word that EWT superstar, Ratings, has accepted a position of creative consultant at EWT's upstarting developmental territory WHOA (Wrestling Honored Over All). As creative consultant, Ratings will be helping the WHOA talent improve their charisma, character, mic work and personality. Ratings is said to be high on WHOA superstars Johnny Violence, Jenny Sex, Crash Johannson (the younger brother of current EWT star, Spyke Johannson) & the reigning WHOA Champion, "Fire" Jordan Cross. Ratings will be joining the list of current and past EWT superstars who serve as mentors for the WHOA roster, a list that includes Spaz (his former rival), EWT Ox Division Champion Juri Sadamoto, Christopher Indigo, Principle Pain, Tyresse, Linda Ragnal & his former Elite stable mates MAXX Awesome & Erik Majors, who are still good friends with Ratings to this day. The move will have no effect on Ratings' current commitment to EWT as a in-ring competitor. --On a related note, Ratings & Maelstrom are said to have a match planned for the upcoming Seasons' Beatings pay-per-view. As previously reported, their match for Survival of the Fittest never took place due to traffic that prevented Ratings and other EWT superstars from arriving at the arena on time. This will be the last match between the two for quite sometime as both have other storylines planned for them afterwards. --Speaking of WHOA, vignettes featuring "American Strong" Lance Strong have begun airing recently. Strong, of course, was suppose to debut in EWT last year but it never came to fruition after a couple of video promos. It is worth mentioning however that EWT has always had high hopes for Strong, who stands 6'5", 278 lbs., and is a former NCAA wrestling champion. According to the vignettes, he will retain his American patriot gimmick that was being hyped in EWT. --Word going around is that EWT management are high on the current storyline featuring Mahavir Abha, Liam O'Neill & Team Ireland regarding Liam's "secret". Management has praised all of the players in the story, especially Coach O'Hare for his facial expressions. As far as Liam's "secret" goes, creative has been tight lipped, as only a handful of people actually know what the "secret" is. --Speaking of Mahavir, he & Jasmyne will be featured on one of the many upcoming promotional posters advertising for Seasons' Beatings. The poster will feature Mahavir dressed as Santa Claus with Jasmyne as a scantily-clad Mrs. Claus on his lap.
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Post by liontamer12 on Nov 13, 2007 16:09:40 GMT -5
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