Toom E's House Party III

[Toom E. Guci]

* Toom E’s House Party III opens with a living room setting on the entryway. A deejay is in the living room, headset on, & starts talking…*

Everybody all up in this house, let me hear you scream!!!!

* The audience goes crazy for this.*

Now let me hear ya say, “Hooooooooo!!!!”

Throw your hands in the air…pump those fists in the air, come on…pump those fists in the air. Let me hear ya’all…pump those fists in the air. Now give ya’ll…say give it up ya’ll….welcome to the House Party Kid ‘n’ Play!!!!

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I've left my problems up on the shelf
The work days over and I've got it made
like Johnny Kemp said I just got paid
And I'm ready to mangle young man single and free
Ready to get busy, down to party hardy and have a good time
All I need is a partner in crime
Call up the homies and hope they might
Say they down to pay town rent tonight
look in the closet and pull out the hype gear
pull up the hightop fade and I'm outta here
Do a disco on a party of some kind
hope that I would find myself a good time
Before I'm through and the night is done
Man I'm gonna have some fun
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ya'll
Ain't gone hurt nobody out there on the floor
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ain't we
Ain't gone hurt nobody gonna give you more
o yeah yeah
if you lookin' for war step on the dance floor
Check your coat and troubles at the door
cause we sure you gonna see us smile today
The problems of the world seem miles away
The only thing that matters is a good time
That can be had with the help of a good ryme
The DJ's hype well and up to par
uh-oh there goes a cutie at the bar
So I stroll on over to her and say hi
And tell her I'm the P-L-A-Y
And would you like to dance awhile
I'll do anything to see your smile
See my job is to tell you how
after a couple of songs I'll require
having fun well i ain't done
The best is yet to come
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ya'll
Ain't gone hurt nobody out there on the floor
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ain't we
Ain't gone hurt nobody gonna give you more
o yeah yeah
The music's hype and if it's alright with you
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of the night with you
No kidding babe we could make some noise
You and your girls me and my boys
Just feelin like a night filled with pleasure
We could take it slow with no presure
Enuough respect,you won't regret
This will be a night you won't soon forget
And thats a promise from me to you
Take my hand girl I'm gonna see you through
You don't stroke me as a woman that fronts
Here's your chance, you only live once
I wanna here you say what a blast Kid
We sure had good fun while it lasted
Hang out with friends, hit the skins
Next week we're gonna do it again
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ya'll
Ain't gone hurt nobody out there on the floor
Ain't gone hurt nobody we just dancin ain't we
Ain't gone hurt nobody gonna give you more
o yeah yeah

[Toom E. Guci]

* Kid’n’Play leave as Toom E Dangerously walks out onto the set.*

Now, THAT’S how you open a show…am I right? AM I RIGHT?? You see, today is my last day in EWT for a month. I will be taking a much deserved vacation with my family in sunny California for a whole month. Which is why tonight, somebody will step into that ring & come out not just the victor, but in charge of the EWT for an entire month.

Wanna bring in new wrestlers? You got it!

Wanna hold a pay per view? You got it!

Wanna give yourself a World Title shot? You got it!

Wanna strip a champion of the belt? Hey…you get the idea, don’t you.

One man or woman will climb that ladder at the end & reach up to grab that briefcase. And in that briefcase is the power of Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation for an entire month.

And you fans get to watch it all unfold before your very eyes.

Just then, we cut backstage.

[Toom E. Guci]

*"Elementalcidal" Mike Ragnal is backstage, with a less than pleasant look on his face.*

Mike: Folks, tonight was supposed to be a reunion between myself and my brother Joe against Rated X. Unfortunately, tonight, I've YET to see either man show up to take us on.

So...instead, I have some words that need to be said.

Corral...I honestly trusted you. Trusted you enough that I was really looking forward to this program against you. But apparently, being around enough to PROVE you're World Heavyweight Champion material means nothing to you.

So you know what? That shot I promised you? Unless you get more into the game, and show your worth once more, IT'S GONE. And now, you're back at the bottom of the ladder, having to work your way back up.

So now what do I do? I'd LOVE to put Axel in for a shot, but sadly, he's binded to that stupid tag team stipulation. Redface Rogers? PAH! He hasn't proven JACK to me!

And after that...that's it. No others in my eye that I can take on.

So I have a message to Toomiguci...or whoever wins tonight's TLC Battle Royale. I expect a number one contender by the end of the month, PREFERRABLY someone who has never HELD the belt before!

And until then...enjoy the music of Lily-Rose.

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*The scene transitions to the main arena, where Lily and her band are ready to play "I'm So Sick".*

I will break into your thoughts
With what's written on my heart
I will break, break

I'm so sick, infected with
Where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick

If you want more of this
We can push out, sell out, die out
So you'll shut up
And stay sleeping
With my screaming in your itching ears

I'm so sick, infected with
Where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick

Hear it, I'm screaming it
You're heeding to it now
Hear it, I'm screaming it
You tremble at this sound

You sink into my clothes
This invasion makes me feel
Worthless, hopeless, sick

I'm so sick, infected with
Where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so, I'm so sick

I'm so sick, infected with
Where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so (I'm so)
I'm so sick (I'm so sick)
I'm so (I'm so)
I'm so sick (I'm so sick)

*As the song ends, Lily takes a bow, and her band behind her leaves. After they're backstage, Terina comes out, and slams an electric guitar into Lily's back! She raises it up one last time, and hits Lily in the head! Terina, happy with the end result, smirks, and heads backstage as refs and EMTs check on the rock star.*

[Toom E. Guci]

* We cut back to the ring where we have tables, chairs, & a few ladders set up at ringside. The ring announcer stands in the center of the ring…*

Here is the main event of the evening. It is the TLC Rumble for Control of Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. And now here are the entries…

"The Comedian" Bobby Riggs
Christopher Indigo
Mr. Jack S Manson
Dorf
Joe One
Curly Long
Maelstrom
Mr. Bad
Andy "The Eagle" Davidson
Koda Kazar
Grover Taft
Ratings
Maxx Awesome
Erik Majors
Marcus Trunk
Smarky
Redface Rodgers
Aaron Chamblis
Wraith
Corpse
Ghostface
Richard Clay
Aidan Donnelly
Shane Malone
Sean McCann
Liam O'Neill
Oceanic

And as an added bonus, here making their EWT returns tonight are…

Mprox
Gasoline
A-Bomb

[Toom E. Guci]

* All 30 participants stood in the ring. The 3 Alumni stood on 1 side, as the 27 others stood facing them. The bell sounds as everybody starts throwing punches at each other. Punches are flying & bodies are flying as well. Grover Taft gets thrown over the top rope, eliminated. Corpse gets thrown over, as well. As does Richard Clay. Koda Kazar & Andy Davidson eliminate each other in the corner. Gasoline grabs Jack Manson, who is trying to beg him off. Gasoline hoists him into a jackknife & does so over the top rope, sending Manson crashing through a table & eliminating him. As Gasoline turns around, Mr. Bad attacks him with a big boot. Mr. Bad throws punches at him. Gasoline nails a knee to the midsection. Both men are brawling near the ropes when A-Bomb nails each with a clothesline. Both men start hanging on the ropes, as everybody rushes over & flips both men over.*

* Everybody rejoice at the big men out of the ring when mprox slips out of the ring under the bottom rope. He reaches under the ring for something & comes back up with a bucket. The fans go crazy, as mprox slides back in the ring & looks for the closest person to him. Mprox pours the contents of the bucket, hitting the ever so-classic Blue Bath on Curly Long. Curly gets angry & starts throwing swings at mprox, who kicks the midget down. A blue, angry Curly starts swinging more & mprox starts laughing, yelling, “LOOK!!! A SMURF!!!!” And the fans start singing the Smurfs “Tra la la la” song at Curly. Maelstrom grabs an angry Curly & throws him over the top rope. Wraith rushes at Maelstrom as he turns around & is back bodydropped over the top rope.*

* Over in the other corner, The Comedian gets drop kicked over the top rope by Maxx Awesome. Redface Rodgers gets thrown over the ropes by dorf. Dorf celebrates when suddenly, the Nyrds appear at ringside. The Nyrds grab a table, throwing it into the ring. Everybody is wondering what they are doing there, when they set the table up in the corner. Just then, Dave Davies comes running into the ring & runs at dorf, nailing a bulldog on him. Davies grabs dorf & throws him into the table. The Nyrds come in with chairs & hit a Conchairto on dorf as Davies dropkicks him over the top rope, eliminating him. All 3 leave the ring on their own, feeling victorious.*

* Maelstrom gets eliminated by a BK3K double-team as Smarky gets eliminated by oceanic. Mprox gets eliminated by Aidan Donnelly. As Donnelly turns around, a spinning heel kick to Ghostface sends Ghostface into Donnelly, causing both men’s elimination. Indigo eliminates Joe One & then gets eliminated by oceanic. Shane Malone eliminates A-Bomb & as he backs up afterwards, he accidentally bumps into O’Neill. Unaware who it is, O’Neill grabs Malone & throws him over the top rope. Ratings hits a double clothesline, sending BK3K over the top rope. As he turns around, Marcus trunk comes at him & gets a back bodydrop out of the match.*

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* 4 men & 1 woman are left in the match. Ratings throws O’Neill into Sean McCann, eliminating McCann. Oceanic hits a dropkick that sends Aaron Chamblis out of the match. Now there are 3. Ratings stands in 1 corner, Liam O’Neill stands in another, & oceanic in a third. The table the Nyrds brought in still stands in the corner, with the 2 chairs from the Conchairto lay next to it. Ratings rushes at O’Neill & O’Neill ducks. As O’Neill rises back up, oceanic hits a dropkick that sends O’Neill over the top rope.*

* As oceanic gets back to her feet, Ratings hits her with a Shining Wizard. Ratings grabs oceanic & throws her into the table, where he lands a spear into oceanic through the table. Ratings grabs a steel chair & smashes it down on oceanic’s back. Ratings slides out of the ring, where he grabs a ladder. As Ratings slides the ladder in the ring, he gets nailed by a missile dropkick from oceanic. Oceanic grabs Ratings & throws him into the barricade. Oceanic hits a spinning heel kick into Ratings. Oceanic sees part of the ladder sticking out from under the ropes & runs Ratings into it, face first. Oceanic climbs into the ring, where she sets the ladder up. As oceanic starts to climb the ladder, a bloody ratings yanks her off the ladder. Ratings swings her by the hair & throws her. As oceanic gets to her feet, Ratings nails a super kick to her. Ratings grabs oceanic & hits her with a Rodeo Driver. Ratings then applies a Texas Cloverleaf on oceanic. Oceanic screams in pain. After a couple of minutes, Ratings releases the hold. Ratings starts to climb the ladder as oceanic staggers to the ropes. Ratings decides to stop & gets off the ladder. Ratings sets oceanic up for a suplex, & turns it into a swinging neckbreaker. Ratings throws oceanic out of the ring & heads back for the ladder. Ratings starts climbing the ladder. As he reaches the top, the ladder shakes a bit. The ladder shakes again. The ladder shakes a third time, as Ratings loses his balance & crotch chops himself on the top ropes. Oceanic is limping outside the ring & steel chairs are in the ring by the ladder. Oceanic rolls into the ring & uses the ropes to help herself up. Oceanic limps to the other side & grabs a chair. Oceanic sets the chair up then shakes her leg off. Oceanic runs the ropes & leaps on the chair, leaps to the top rope, & hits a somersault off the ropes onto Ratings. Both crash down to the ground, as oceanic manages to get to her feet. Oceanic grabs ratings & sets him up, nailing a Grape Dragon on him outside the ring. Ratings lay a bloody mess, as oceanic rolls into the ring. Oceanic heads to the ladder, where she climbs the ladder. As oceanic reaches the top, Toom E Dangerously runs down to the ring. He checks on Ratings to help him up. Oceanic sees Toom E & reaches for the briefcase, pulling it down.*

* As oceanic climbs down, Toom E gets in the ring. Toom E approaches oceanic & extends his hand to congratulate her. Oceanic responds with Blue Mist to the face & follows it with a spinning heel kick. Oceanic then walks out of the ring as the camera fades to black.*