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Post by thesam07 on Oct 9, 2008 2:16:29 GMT -5
Also the "possible" re-match between Motor Colt and Trombone Man for the Tromboneweight Title should be added. I'll post a skit for Trombone mans quest to lose 1 ounce later tonight.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 9, 2008 5:34:17 GMT -5
Also the "possible" re-match between Motor Colt and Trombone Man for the Tromboneweight Title should be added. I'll post a skit for Trombone mans quest to lose 1 ounce later tonight. Yeah Motor-Colt (c) vs TromboneMan for the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship/TromboneWeight Championship at NOTWZ IF TromboneMan can lose the 1 ounce in time.
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Post by TromboneMan on Oct 9, 2008 5:45:24 GMT -5
*Cue Rocky Montage of TromboneMan losing an ounce* ;D
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 9, 2008 5:53:47 GMT -5
*plays Eye of the Tiger using a kazoo.*
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 9, 2008 6:02:34 GMT -5
(Trombone is shown standing in a gym in sweat pants, sweat shirt and sweat bands. The Sam runs in wearing the same outfit and carrying a water bottle and the Money in the Bank briefcase)
The Sam - Ok champ, we only have a couple of weeks for you to lose that 1 ounce. I know it's not fair in that we never should've lost the title in the first place because THAT SO-AND-SO CHEATED THE TITLE AWAY FROM US!!! I JUST WANNA GRAB HIS NECK AND... (Trombone man grabs The Sam's shoulders) TromboneMan - Relax, i'll lose that weight in time. And then that cheater will lose the title. And the Tromboneweight championship will return to it's rightful place, around my waist. The Sam - You're right. The Family will rise again like a phoenix from the ashes, and who will deny us then? So,You ready champ? TromboneMan - Yeah. The Sam - I said, Are you ready!? TromboneMan - Yeah! The Sam - ARE YOU READY!?! TromboneMan - YEAH!!! The Sam - LETS GO!!! (The Sam and Trombonewalk off screen) (a cheap knock off of Joe Espesito's "You're the best" starts playing) (TromboneMan is running full speed on a treadmill while The Sam stands there and yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown doing push ups while The Sam stands there and yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown doing chin ups while The Sam stands there and yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown doing one handed push ups while The Sam stands there and yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown on an exercise bike while The Sam yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown doing meditation while The Sam yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown in one of those steam boxes while The Sam yells at him) (TromboneMan is shown lying on the floor, physically exhausted, covered in sweat. The Sam walks up and looks down at TromboneMan) The Sam - Phew, I don't know about you but all that yelling has worn me out. (The Sam looks at the camera) The Sam - To Motor Colt and the rest of you ham and eggers. Tune in this Monday to see TromboneMan's progress where we will personally weigh him LIVE on Monday NiteRaw. And MotorColt? You can put THAT on page one.
(fade to black)
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Post by TromboneMan on Oct 9, 2008 6:09:16 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 9, 2008 6:28:32 GMT -5
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT By Motor-Colt
Last week on Monday NiteRaw, I, Motor-Colt challenged TromboneMan for his TromboneWeight Title, a title that he invented as a substitute for actual success. The previous week at GookerMania both he and I were in very grueling match-ups, but we still gave it our all in the ring and in the end it was I that was victorious and the new TromboneWeight Champion.
Immediately after winning, it was announced that the belt was a more open and fair belt renamed the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship. The Sam08 and TromboneMan immediately took exception to this and demanded a rematch, only for him to not qualify for the weight stipulation that they themselved enforced.
However since then they have gone out of there way to lose that weight through excessive dieting and training, hoping that if they make the weight, TromboneMan can get his rematch at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
Since I joined I have been invovled in a heated fued with The Sam08 and his family, trying to run them out of town if you will, but my thoughts on this?
My thoughts?
I love it, I am truly impressed with The Sam08 and TromboneMan. When I first heard about this title belt, I let them know that I would take them out to help restore passion, prestige and honor to this federation and what do we have now? A wrestler and his manager putting themselves to the limit so they can simply qualify for a shot at this belt... That's passion. They might not have enjoyed me winning the belt, but their retaliation isn't their usual politics, they want to earn it back through a match... That's honor. And when me and him finally face off for what means so much to him... That will bring prestige.
So yes... my thoughts? I welcome TromboneMan's challenge and I do wish him the very best.
May the better man win. And THAT is this weeks Story on Page One.
P.S. I give a big shout out to the great success The Story had this week with Above Average's big win and Wordlifes Hardcore Title win/advancement to the Triple Threat at NOTWZ... I might be seeing him there.
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 9, 2008 6:37:56 GMT -5
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT By Motor-Colt
Last week on Monday NiteRaw, I, Motor-Colt challenged TromboneMan for his TromboneWeight Title, a title that he invented as a substitute for actual success. The previous week at GookerMania both he and I were in very grueling match-ups, but we still gave it our all in the ring and in the end it was I that was victorious and the new TromboneWeight Champion.
Immediately after winning, it was announced that the belt was a more open and fair belt renamed the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship. The Sam08 and TromboneMan immediately took exception to this and demanded a rematch, only for him to not qualify for the weight stipulation that they themselved enforced.
However since then they have gone out of there way to lose that weight through excessive dieting and training, hoping that if they make the weight, TromboneMan can get his rematch at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
Since I joined I have been invovled in a heated fued with The Sam08 and his family, trying to run them out of town if you will, but my thoughts on this?
My thoughts?
I love it, I am truly impressed with The Sam08 and TromboneMan. When I first heard about this title belt, I let them know that I would take them out to help restore passion, prestige and honor to this federation and what do we have now? A wrestler and his manager putting themselves to the limit so they can simply qualify for a shot at this belt... That's passion. They might not have enjoyed me winning the belt, but their retaliation isn't their usual politics, they want to earn it back through a match... That's honor. And when me and him finally face off for what means so much to him... That will bring prestige.
So yes... my thoughts? I welcome TromboneMan's challenge and I do wish him the very best.
May the better man win. And THAT is this weeks Story on Page One.
P.S. I give a big shout out to the great success The Story had this week with Above Average's big win and Wordlifes Hardcore Title win/advancement to the Triple Threat at NOTWZ... I might be seeing him there. OOC - wow, that actually makes us look good. Weird. In Charecter - No, YOU SUCK! HA!
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 9, 2008 6:47:06 GMT -5
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT By Motor-Colt
Last week on Monday NiteRaw, I, Motor-Colt challenged TromboneMan for his TromboneWeight Title, a title that he invented as a substitute for actual success. The previous week at GookerMania both he and I were in very grueling match-ups, but we still gave it our all in the ring and in the end it was I that was victorious and the new TromboneWeight Champion.
Immediately after winning, it was announced that the belt was a more open and fair belt renamed the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship. The Sam08 and TromboneMan immediately took exception to this and demanded a rematch, only for him to not qualify for the weight stipulation that they themselved enforced.
However since then they have gone out of there way to lose that weight through excessive dieting and training, hoping that if they make the weight, TromboneMan can get his rematch at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
Since I joined I have been invovled in a heated fued with The Sam08 and his family, trying to run them out of town if you will, but my thoughts on this?
My thoughts?
I love it, I am truly impressed with The Sam08 and TromboneMan. When I first heard about this title belt, I let them know that I would take them out to help restore passion, prestige and honor to this federation and what do we have now? A wrestler and his manager putting themselves to the limit so they can simply qualify for a shot at this belt... That's passion. They might not have enjoyed me winning the belt, but their retaliation isn't their usual politics, they want to earn it back through a match... That's honor. And when me and him finally face off for what means so much to him... That will bring prestige.
So yes... my thoughts? I welcome TromboneMan's challenge and I do wish him the very best.
May the better man win. And THAT is this weeks Story on Page One.
P.S. I give a big shout out to the great success The Story had this week with Above Average's big win and Wordlifes Hardcore Title win/advancement to the Triple Threat at NOTWZ... I might be seeing him there. OOC - wow, that actually makes us look good. Weird. In Charecter - No, YOU SUCK! HA!Hmm, now I just hope this doesn't bit me in the ass
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Post by Above Average on Oct 9, 2008 17:53:31 GMT -5
Well, yesterday I addressed Starshine just like I said that I would. Today I shall address the matter of my Forum title match LIVE on PPV in 18 days time against j.d. j.d. I saw your tournament matches in the build up to you winning that Forum title. While the competition may have been stiff there, it was not... above average. That's right, I wasn't even IN the tournament. In fact the way I remember it - and correct me if I'm wrong - but wasn't it initially the Steviefan Invitational tournament? I don't remember it being declared from day one that that was a FORUM title tournament afterall. It was only when the tournament was nearing an end that the powers that be decided to give the winner of this random tournament a title belt here in the biggest company on the planet, the WWCF. How bush league is that?! Then j.d. you came over here into the real world of the WWCF. You know I was talking to the wrestling historian fellows the other day, and discussed the World title tournament that took place. I said that you didn't do so well there in comparison to the Forum title victory which I believe came after that. Much to my astonishment, I was told you DIDN'T EVEN COMPETE IN IT! The World title tournament was a real tournament, and I only lost after a gruelling 2 hour battle with the man who then went on to win the title in the end. j.d. I also see your attitude around the company to be a bit disrespectful. Ever since you were granted title status with this company, what have you done... exactly? I honestly can only think of one match that you've had - your 1 title defence against One Doley Nation at Gookermania. I can't remember you being in ANY TV matches whatsoever. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I really can't remember even one! A real champion battles night in and night out like I do. I'm on every TV show, every PPV, and every house show. To be perfectly honest the same can be said for a lot of the guys in the back - they all bust their asses night in and night out to keep the money coming in. They and I keep this company going, while you sit on your ass at home collecting a paycheque, waiting for the next BIG PPV payday to come around. Is it any wonder you defeated ODN with such ease when he is working every night at the week, while you sit at home keeping fresh. If I only competed once a month I think I'd stand a good chance of winning too. Above Average though is going to be on every show right up until that PPV j.d. I'm not going to jeopradise the future of this company by taking a few days off. Hell, I'm not even going to take one day off. You may have noticed that lately I've talked a lot about how belts have to be more than just props - they have to be PRESTIGIOUS. j.d., at the NOTWZ I will give that title the prestige it rightly deserves when I pin you in the centre of the ring for the 3 count. But... there are two questions left in your mind. What type of match does he want to face me in at the PPV - and if I think it's too much can I stay at home again? Well j.d. I can't answer the 2nd question. I'll give you my challenge though to answer the 1st. It's a match I've participated in before in other organisations, but to the best of my knowledge it's never been seen before here in WWCF. I challenge you to a TRICK OR TREAT MATCH! Damn... I've given you ANOTHER question. What is a TRICK OR TREAT MATCH? Well, a TRICK OR TREAT MATCH is simply this. There is a pole on each turnbuckle of the ring. On top of each pole is a box with a weapon inside. 3 of the 4 boxes play host to weapons that are not going to be of much use to you (tricks) ie. pillows and stuff of that nature. The other box has some sort of devastating weapon (treat) ie. barbed wire 2x4. If you get a weapon you can use it on your opponent of course, even if it is one of the useless ones. So j.d. and indeed Mr. D-Day Dave to verify the match, I await your reply. Hopefully I don't have to wait too long before you MIGHT take a look at the WWCF again to see my challenge j.d.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2008 19:17:57 GMT -5
I have a suggestion for the voting system.
Regular Matches - 4 votes Title Matches - 5 votes Battle Royals - 2 votes to be eliminated Elimination Matches(like the triple threat from this past Monday) - 3 votes to be eliminated; when it's down to two people, votes are reset and it's 4 or 5 to win, depending on if it's a title match. Other random gimmick matches - D-Dayve and the participants of said match will agree on a set number of votes.(i.e. Tank and Seth's Last Man Standing match)
How's that look? I think it might help move things along, since we've had a lot of matches that went on forever because nobody was voting.
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Post by thesam07 on Oct 9, 2008 19:30:47 GMT -5
I agree with that.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 10, 2008 6:54:37 GMT -5
It's a good voting system... and mine and Average's latest promos... That is how you build a match
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Post by skiller on Oct 10, 2008 7:07:36 GMT -5
It might be a good idea to also add time limits to matches as well so that if no one votes we can move on once the time expires.
Eg. Low card matches can go on for 5 minutes, mid card matches 10 minutes, main events 20 minutes.
Whomever has more votes will win, and in the case of tied votes a time limit draw.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 10, 2008 9:20:26 GMT -5
A few days have passed since Monday NiteRaw, the night when Justice and Providence decided to team up with Seth Drakin to form the Neighborhood Watch Committee. Motor-Colt was first to realize our presence -- he was, after all, the first victim to our hit-and-run, but it seems to me that some people don't like that. It is an underhanded tactic, I admit, but the fact is that me and Justice are the tag-team champions, and we became so by defeating the best teams in the WWCF. If the other tag-teams can't survive a few sucker punches, then how can they call themselves challengers to our titles?
In any case, there's a few other people that caught my interest. Motor-Colt, you say that you shall defend your new title to anyone below two-hundred-and-twenty five pounds? Well, I'm a little bit below two-hundred myself, so once you've carefully thought about what I did to you before I suggest you come after me for some revenge -- and I will show you something far worse than an ambush. As for Evil Masked wordlifeecw; I think you'll make a great hardcore champion, but guess what? I was hardcore champion once, and I'll show you the brutality that made me into one, and some more.
There's a match next week: between John S. Amigo and Evil Masked wordlifeecw. I wish them the best of luck, and after some careful thought, had decided to send them gifts -- not as a member of my team, mind you. First I decided to send Evil Masked wordlifeecw and his team one hundred rabbit's foot, since he's facing the world champion thus needing more luck. However, I was at a loss on what to give the champion of the Sam08 family when I realized the perfect gift. By now, I'm sure Sam08 has recieved the one hundred rabbits I used to make the gift for Evil Masked wordlife. Please divide them among your team members properly -- cook them, use their fur, I don't really care as long as you don't waste them.
Well, good luck to everyone, and good night.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 10, 2008 9:24:50 GMT -5
OOC: I've got an idea to make matches end faster, hopefully. Instead of a time limit, how about being able to vote again after a certain number of votes? Like, I vote for someone, then after, say, five* other people have voted then I can make another vote, something like that.
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 10, 2008 9:32:53 GMT -5
Cthulu I will gadly face off against you, but you might just have to wait in line. I've promised TromboneMan his rematch at NOTWZ (if he can make the weight) but after that I will gladly defend my title against you.
I already have a match next week, but how about the week after you and I go one on one in a non-title match!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 10, 2008 9:37:13 GMT -5
Cthulu I will gadly face off against you, but you might just have to wait in line. I've promised TromboneMan his rematch at NOTWZ (if he can make the weight) but after that I will gladly defend my title against you.
I already have a match next week, but how about the week after you and I go one on one in a non-title match! Why not? Well, I have a suggestion that might give you an oppurtunity to take revenge against what I did to you; but are you interested?
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Post by Topher is Human on Oct 10, 2008 9:38:36 GMT -5
Cthulu I will gadly face off against you, but you might just have to wait in line. I've promised TromboneMan his rematch at NOTWZ (if he can make the weight) but after that I will gladly defend my title against you.
I already have a match next week, but how about the week after you and I go one on one in a non-title match! Why not? Well, I have a suggestion that might give you an oppurtunity to take revenge against what I did to you; but are you interested? More than interested!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Oct 10, 2008 9:49:31 GMT -5
Well, it's quite simple: long ago there was a match that had the loser take 10 lashes from the Singapore Cane. My idea, however, is this: the loser would take five hits only from the winner, but with this: *shows a boxing glove with a lot of razor wire attached.*
...what, were you thinking I was going to use my chain?
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