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Post by Rorschach on Sept 28, 2008 0:56:49 GMT -5
The irony of the Duck Faced Women is that it's often a wrong solution to an aging problem. Women, as they get older, find their lips "shrinking". Which they're not. One of the causes is a deterioration in their tooth enamel, which doesn't support their lips in the way they used to. So instead of applying the ol' brick-in-the-face treatment, they should look into re-enameling. But YIKES anyway. That picture Madison found is just SO WRONG. Didn't know that. Huh.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Sept 28, 2008 8:33:42 GMT -5
I would imagine those kids will just be able to walk right outta there when their nine months is up. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) The vagina gets tighter with proper use cause it's a muscle being tensed/exercised like any other. But then how much tensing is going on when you're a porn star I dunno.
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 28, 2008 8:56:13 GMT -5
Yeah Jenna is a sad example..... BTW....Jenna is pregnant with TWINS. ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) And now that she's knocked up, and has gained a bit of weight and has a slight belly...she looks a HELLUVA lot better. ![](http://a778.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_5d92c42fab522c7097569246efa5e6d9.jpg) Jenna looks GREAT! I truly hope to God that she has the twins without complications-she deserves this as I know she's thrilled... Even if this means I never get to see her naked again ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) But really this is for the best
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 28, 2008 8:59:41 GMT -5
f***-Nikki Cox is 30? What's with these celebs? They have money, yet only a handful can find a good plastic surgeon
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Post by amsiraK on Sept 28, 2008 9:05:37 GMT -5
smurf-Nikki Cox is 30? What's with these celebs? They have money, yet only a handful can find a good plastic surgeon You got me. I never understand it. Even some of the older ones, it's like "Well, I'm famous and have a pile of money and people like me... what can I do to screw with that? Oh I know. I'll rearrange my face! Quick! To the syringe!" Especially now. We've all had time to look at the results and they NEVER turn out as well as expected. How many years of Duckface do they need to see before they stop it? Inflated lips never look big and luscious - they look like a kindergartner went wild with a crayon.
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 28, 2008 9:23:40 GMT -5
Cher looks good to me, she's getting older obviously, but she's had some of the better plastic surgeries and looks better than what some women half her age have had done
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 28, 2008 10:30:41 GMT -5
Missy Hyatt. I thought she was the hottest woman in the world in the early 90's, now she's disgusting. She's old though so guess that's a pass. Shannon Doherty has aged awfully recently also. Lohan's still looks pretty hot so wouldn't include her just yet, but she has deteriorated bigtime from what she was a couple years ago. Speaking of Missy Hyatt: www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=141767&stc=1&d=1222471240KILL IT WITH FIRE! A bit of a exaggeration, but what the Hell happened?
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Post by amsiraK on Sept 28, 2008 10:56:42 GMT -5
Attack of the Trout Pout.
And Cher does look fairly well kept together. Whoever does her work doesn't go overboard.
*cue picture of Cher that makes her look like the Bride of Frankenstein or something*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 28, 2008 11:14:12 GMT -5
She used to be so beautiful. Crap, in the 80's....... whew.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Sept 28, 2008 14:09:53 GMT -5
Jennifer Connelly actually looked hotter in Requiem for a Dream than she did in A Beautiful Mind, yes? You know, back when she actually ate food? I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon. Shall I keep on? (Yeah!) I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis, I've seen the trim of Tina M. I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton, and I'll dees-a-robe Lisa Loeb. Yeah Jenna is a sad example..... BTW....Jenna is pregnant with TWINS. ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) And now that she's knocked up, and has gained a bit of weight and has a slight belly...she looks a HELLUVA lot better. ![](http://a778.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_5d92c42fab522c7097569246efa5e6d9.jpg) Holy crap, she finally looks normal again. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) smurf-Nikki Cox is 30? What's with these celebs? They have money, yet only a handful can find a good plastic surgeon You got me. I never understand it. Even some of the older ones, it's like "Well, I'm famous and have a pile of money and people like me... what can I do to screw with that? Oh I know. I'll rearrange my face! Quick! To the syringe!" Especially now. We've all had time to look at the results and they NEVER turn out as well as expected. How many years of Duckface do they need to see before they stop it? Inflated lips never look big and luscious - they look like a kindergartner went wild with a crayon. Insecurity, insecurity, INSECURITY. The things I'd do to the TMZ-types would get me banned here unless the mods could give me a bodily-harm waiver. And I forget which magazine it was that said this, but mentioning Reese Witherspoon with the headline "From Puff to Buff"? When she started at a size FOUR?! Seriously, people. The amount of petty sniping in some of these tabloids, websites, etc. sickens me.
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Post by tmc1982 on Sept 28, 2008 16:56:28 GMT -5
smurf-Nikki Cox is 30? What's with these celebs? They have money, yet only a handful can find a good plastic surgeon You got me. I never understand it. Even some of the older ones, it's like "Well, I'm famous and have a pile of money and people like me... what can I do to screw with that? Oh I know. I'll rearrange my face! Quick! To the syringe!" Especially now. We've all had time to look at the results and they NEVER turn out as well as expected. How many years of Duckface do they need to see before they stop it? Inflated lips never look big and luscious - they look like a kindergartner went wild with a crayon. Angelina Jolie and Jolene Blalock (of "Star Trek Enterprise" fame) are one of the few women whom I can think off, who can get away with the juicy, inflated lips look.
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Post by amsiraK on Sept 28, 2008 16:57:00 GMT -5
Of course. If you can't say something nice, use a catchy font.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Sept 29, 2008 4:19:11 GMT -5
Angelina Jolie and Jolene Blalock (of "Star Trek Enterprise" fame) are one of the few women whom I can think off, who can get away with the juicy, inflated lips look. Probably because theirs are natural and hence look that way. Seriously what Nikki Cox has done to herself saddens me. She was pretty much the only reason for me to watch Unhappily Ever After as well as Casino. How a woman like her could be insecure about her looks, I'll never understand.
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Post by tmc1982 on Sept 30, 2008 13:13:19 GMT -5
Angelina Jolie and Jolene Blalock (of "Star Trek Enterprise" fame) are one of the few women whom I can think off, who can get away with the juicy, inflated lips look. Probably because theirs are natural and hence look that way. Seriously what Nikki Cox has done to herself saddens me. She was pretty much the only reason for me to watch Unhappily Ever After as well as Casino. How a woman like her could be insecure about her looks, I'll never understand. If it ain't broke, then don't fix it! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by tmc1982 on Oct 20, 2008 0:22:58 GMT -5
Maureen McCormick - I've been seeing her on TV promoting her autobiography and I couldn't help but think how weathered she looks now. She's 52 but now, she could pass off to be ten years older. Her neck is all droopy, she has cracks around her lips, crows feet, and a puffy face (even though she lost weight from being on "Celebrity Fit Club").
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 20, 2008 0:36:10 GMT -5
Maureen McCormick - I've been seeing her on TV promoting her autobiography and I couldn't help but think how weathered she looks now. She's 52 but now, she could pass off to be ten years older. Her neck is all droopy, she has cracks around her lips, crows feet, and a puffy face (even though she lost weight from being on "Celebrity Fit Club"). You know what? I still would. Then again, I'd bang 80+ year old Bettie Page on principal.
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Post by Cela on Oct 20, 2008 2:48:31 GMT -5
Has anyone said Cleopatra? Cause shes totally let herself go.
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Post by Strotha on Oct 20, 2008 3:04:16 GMT -5
I never really thought he was hot, but Chris Meloni used to turn me on so much on Oz.He was really sexy as Chris Keller.Nowadays as Elliot Stabler on Law And Order SVU I don't find myself attracted to him at all.
His co-star, Mariska Hargitay, is getting hotter as she gets older.She's aging well.
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Post by blef on Oct 20, 2008 8:13:41 GMT -5
Meg Ryan. She used to be legit cute. Now.......she's horribly cringe-worthy.
Nikki Cox's looks must've suffered horribly during her marriage to Bobcat Goldthwait.
And Carrie Fisher's trip to GAHville started during the Star Wars trilogy, thanks to one John Belushi. The biggest complaint about "Slave Leia" is that it wasn't the Carrie of 1977, it was the post-white powder drug parties Carrie. Still looked good, but coulda been SO MUCH BETTER.
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Post by tmc1982 on Oct 27, 2008 3:15:41 GMT -5
I lol'ed at all of those people busting a nut over the fact that Jay Mohr left their board. Jay Mohr. Come on! I decide to tell the truth about how Jay Mohr's wife needlessly messed up her looks and yet, according to Stucknut, it's all my fault! www.stucknut.com/sports/
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