metylerca
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Post by metylerca on Dec 27, 2008 23:01:56 GMT -5
I'll bet this guy considers Gone in Sixty Seconds to be an erotic thriller.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 27, 2008 23:03:40 GMT -5
I'll bet this guy considers Gone in Sixty Seconds to be an erotic thriller. Heh, the sixty second jokes write themselves.. that's funny stuff.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 27, 2008 23:35:33 GMT -5
1000?!?!?! What a whore!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 23:39:09 GMT -5
I'll bet this guy considers Gone in Sixty Seconds to be an erotic thriller. Heh, the sixty second jokes write themselves.. that's funny stuff. Don't forget The Fast and the Furious. With all them pimped rides, lookin' all sexy. All pretty colors and tinted windows and reeeeeal low to the ground and whatnot. Mmmmmm, oh yeah.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 27, 2008 23:39:15 GMT -5
So that's how we ended up with the world full of cars in Cars.
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Post by Cela on Dec 28, 2008 0:02:15 GMT -5
Mickie, lift the tailpipe!
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 28, 2008 0:45:55 GMT -5
How the hell did he have sex with Airwolf, or for that matter, get away with it! Whats next? KITT? Viper? The boat from Riptide?
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 28, 2008 0:49:09 GMT -5
Dude, Airwolf's a whore.
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Post by Strotha on Dec 28, 2008 0:49:42 GMT -5
How the hell did he have sex with Airwolf, or for that matter, get away with it! Whats next? KITT? Viper? The boat from Riptide? He wouldn't f*** a boat.He's an autophiliac, dude.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 28, 2008 0:54:18 GMT -5
How the hell did he have sex with Airwolf, or for that matter, get away with it! Whats next? KITT? Viper? The boat from Riptide? He wouldn't snork a boat.He's an autophiliac, dude. But he had sex with a plane, a boat would just be the next (il)logical step for this guy.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 28, 2008 0:54:58 GMT -5
He wouldn't snork a boat.He's an autophiliac, dude. But he had sex with a plane, a boat would just be the next (il)logical step for this guy. Airwolf's a helicopter. A filthy whore of a helicopter.
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Post by The Line on Dec 28, 2008 1:04:55 GMT -5
Helicopters as a rule are. Helicopters are like the slutty cheerleaders of transportation.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 28, 2008 1:49:46 GMT -5
1000? Geez, what is he, the Wilt Chamberlain of carf***ers? I mean, I only made it with 7, maybe 8 and I thought *I* was doing good.
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metylerca
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Post by metylerca on Dec 28, 2008 1:58:51 GMT -5
1000? Geez, what is he, the Wilt Chamberlain of carf***ers? I mean, I only made it with 7, maybe 8 and I thought *I* was doing good. I still believe in quality over quantity, if it makes you feel better.
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Post by bob on Dec 28, 2008 6:51:44 GMT -5
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
* My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28.Oh great, now I have to worry about my car getting raped. Edward Smith...
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 28, 2008 6:59:59 GMT -5
Tell your RIIIIIIDE, to stop calling me!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 28, 2008 7:20:44 GMT -5
I heard he likes it fast and furious
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Dec 28, 2008 7:55:11 GMT -5
*Looks at thread title*
*Backs away from thread*......
*Looks at car*.......
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Dec 28, 2008 8:57:44 GMT -5
It's better to f*** a car than to be f***ed by a car.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 28, 2008 11:30:20 GMT -5
Why oh why, can't I get the last five minutes of my life back
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